Put A Chick In It Star Wars - The Acolyte Trailer

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  • The Acolyte Trailer shows us the future of Star Wars. It's not good.
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    Leslye Headland’s new Star Wars show just dropped its first trailer! And the excitement couldn’t be lower. The former personal assistant to one of the worst people in Hollywood was given the keys to the Disney Star Wars kingdom by Kathleen Kennedy to make queer Star Wars.
    Let’s look at what is the future of Star Wars.
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  • @RobotHead
    @RobotHead  Před 2 měsíci +158

    Hey Legends! Will you be watching The Acolyte? You can find me on Twitter and Instagram. And do the “Like”, “Subscribe” and “Bell” thing so you don’t miss a video. Cheers!

    • @User-xc1ml
      @User-xc1ml Před 2 měsíci +2

      If it’s good, I’ll watch it. Simple.

    • @dadetomric
      @dadetomric Před 2 měsíci

      I would also love to see Keanu in Star Wars. I always envisioned him playing an older version of Ezra after he was trained completely.

    • @thebipolarbear1
      @thebipolarbear1 Před 2 měsíci +3

      All hail robothead!

    • @derkaderkamohamadallaackbarnut
      @derkaderkamohamadallaackbarnut Před 2 měsíci

      Lolol no. I let you suffer for me then get to listen to you shit on it. I find that much better than watching all this shit coming out.

    • @stephenmac6926
      @stephenmac6926 Před 2 měsíci +10

      It would take glowing reviews from people I trust to go anywhere near Disney Wars at this point.

  • @CataclysmDM
    @CataclysmDM Před 2 měsíci +982

    They have indeed, put a chick in it, and made it lame and gay.

    • @dearthditch
      @dearthditch Před 2 měsíci +59

      South Parks getting to be like the Simpsons. Except they predict horrible social trends exploding

    • @gryffen9608
      @gryffen9608 Před 2 měsíci +8

      And the answer to that is, "This is The Way."

    • @SMX815
      @SMX815 Před 2 měsíci +2

      😂

    • @tyrannozilla
      @tyrannozilla Před 2 měsíci +25

      The Force is gay with this one.

    • @SMX815
      @SMX815 Před 2 měsíci +6

      @@tyrannozilla camp as a row of tents!

  • @GeraltofRivia22
    @GeraltofRivia22 Před 2 měsíci +1045

    "It's about power and who gets to wield it". Modern Hollywood writers are obsessed with power and that is the trait of a villain.

    • @MasticinaAkicta
      @MasticinaAkicta Před 2 měsíci +83

      Lets be fair, modern Hollywood writers don't know what a HERO means or how HEROES are written.

    • @rebusd
      @rebusd Před 2 měsíci +22

      Beautifully put. Might one add that the additional ignorance of mastery of one's passions similarly indicates villainy?

    • @SexyFace
      @SexyFace Před 2 měsíci

      Disney Corporation is a cia asset. freakshow hollyweird is the cover for deep seeded media anthropology. This stuff stems back to mkultra where they researched human behavioral techniques using stimuli to trigger predetermined subconscious reactions

    • @SexyFace
      @SexyFace Před 2 měsíci

      Disney is a cia asset. The freakshow is the cover for deep seeded media anthropology. This stuff stems back to mkultra where the cia researched human behavioral techniques by using controlled stimuli to trigger predetermined subconscious reactions in people. These techniques have since been deployed all throughout united states media

    • @SexyFace
      @SexyFace Před 2 měsíci

      Disney is a cia asset. The freakshow is the cover for deep seeded media anthr*pology. This stuff stems back to mk***tra programs where the cia researched human behavioral techniques by using controlled stimuli to trigger predetermined subconscious reactions in people. These techniques have since been deployed all throughout united states media

  • @kungpao56
    @kungpao56 Před 2 měsíci +387

    as a black person im so sick of hollywood pushing the killmonger dreadlocks on black characters when hardly any black people wear the killmonger dreads in real life

    • @ironiczombie2530
      @ironiczombie2530 Před 2 měsíci +26

      Seriously, i have only seen 2 IRL and they were both little kids

    • @CountKibblesNBits
      @CountKibblesNBits Před 2 měsíci +10

      Where the waves at?

    • @TheFlyingHambone
      @TheFlyingHambone Před 2 měsíci +23

      i keep it obama style because it's cheap and easy. haven't paid for a haircut in 16 years.

    • @jamesmacleod671
      @jamesmacleod671 Před 2 měsíci +9

      Hollyweird is out of touch with real life.

    • @Jabberstax
      @Jabberstax Před 2 měsíci +1

      I agree with Robothead. They should bring back the jheri curl.

  • @skyserf
    @skyserf Před 2 měsíci +239

    It’s almost like they took the Southpark episode literally.

    • @blackmamba7775
      @blackmamba7775 Před 2 měsíci +6

      Maybe south park called it but they were too invested to make changes lol either way, hilarious.

    • @vereor66
      @vereor66 Před 2 měsíci +14

      Kathleen kennedy after watching panderverse: *furiously taking notes*

    • @kyju7093
      @kyju7093 Před 2 měsíci +7

      They actually had this in the pipeline for YEARS and were suppose to drop it earlier apparently but I’m pretty sure that single South Park episode actually did damage to this entire franchise to the point they tried to delay the project so people will hopefully forget about the joke but that will literally never happen 😂😂

    • @Doctor_Bamias
      @Doctor_Bamias Před měsícem +2

      Disney: "And i took that personally"

  • @Randymountaine
    @Randymountaine Před 2 měsíci +981

    Me: So what's this new show about?
    Leslye Headland: I'm Queer

    • @makeitsonumberone1358
      @makeitsonumberone1358 Před 2 měsíci +103

      scissoring in space

    • @theekim6625
      @theekim6625 Před 2 měsíci

      If a straight White man shows up, and he isn't the villain or a simp, I'll be shocked to my core

    • @thisismyname3928
      @thisismyname3928 Před 2 měsíci

      🏳‍🌈

    • @thibaldus3
      @thibaldus3 Před 2 měsíci +28

      @@makeitsonumberone1358Heh. Lesbian death bed is a thing. Sometimes it's more about not wanting men than actually wanting women.

    • @DaWali1000
      @DaWali1000 Před 2 měsíci

      Its about a chick and she is gay

  • @knives6683
    @knives6683 Před 2 měsíci +884

    It's time for disney to let the Starwars universe go.

    • @SexyFace
      @SexyFace Před 2 měsíci +37

      Disney's cia overlords will not allow that to happen

    • @Antidoxy
      @Antidoxy Před 2 měsíci +36

      "and give it back to us... The people."😂😅
      - Bane, Dark Knight Rises

    • @murphykenji
      @murphykenji Před 2 měsíci +27

      "...kill it (at the box office) if they have to."

    • @b3sit0s
      @b3sit0s Před 2 měsíci +21

      it’s time for disney to let itself go

    • @hammerofscience534
      @hammerofscience534 Před 2 měsíci

      Nah they need to continue to pound it into the ground and burn billions of dollars until they are forced to sell it to Young Rippa.

  • @haroldb1856
    @haroldb1856 Před 2 měsíci +220

    Close your eyes. What do you see?
    Leslye Headland: Nothing, Harvey.

  • @Nykkynn
    @Nykkynn Před 2 měsíci +149

    So after Disney sued South Park, they went ahead and put a chick in the next Star Wars movie and made her gay.

    • @Tranceporter33
      @Tranceporter33 Před 2 měsíci +28

      I can't believe that Disney sued South Park for revealing the plot of all future Disney movies and Shows.

    • @pureevilfnord
      @pureevilfnord Před měsícem +3

      @@Tranceporter33I can't believe it either because it didn't happen.

    • @seductiveraven4895
      @seductiveraven4895 Před měsícem

      What is wrong with a character that happens to be a gay girl?

    • @djluminol
      @djluminol Před měsícem +4

      @@seductiveraven4895 Nothing if fits the world or the story. Everything when it's shoehorned in for no reason other than to send a message about the story tellers personal beliefs. Imagine you're filming the movie 300. The camera pans to show a wide shot of all the soldiers and half of them are gay women. That would be weird. If the movie takes place in a modern city it wouldn't be weird at all to see a gay couple walking down the street. It would be to see a platoons worth of Spartans going to war with a hotdog vendor though. The characters in a film need to be relevant to the world and the story being told or it's like having a TV ad in the middle of the film that keeps showing up over and over again. Nobody likes ads. Most people have no problem diverse characters as long as they fit the world.

    • @seductiveraven4895
      @seductiveraven4895 Před měsícem

      @@djluminol So gay people don't fit the world of star wars? I didn't know sexuality was so important that it can unimmerse you from a piece of media.

  • @pgp
    @pgp Před 2 měsíci +366

    Southpark was spot on 😂

    • @manoz6194
      @manoz6194 Před 2 měsíci +3

      That's because Southpark is also in on the agenda, always has been

    • @darthrevan454
      @darthrevan454 Před 2 měsíci +26

      ​@@manoz6194Yeah no bro, don't forget to take your meds

    • @DDRWakaLaka
      @DDRWakaLaka Před 2 měsíci +1

      ​@@manoz6194cringe comment

    • @manoz6194
      @manoz6194 Před 2 měsíci

      @darthrevan454 How do you think they get so many things "right"? It's called predictive programming. They just do it in a funny way but that is a result of the greater evil.

    • @manoz6194
      @manoz6194 Před 2 měsíci +3

      @@darthrevan454 How else do you think they get so many things "right"? Jeez some people are so naive. There is NOTHING on TV that will even remotely tell you the truth about anything

  • @insaneoutlaw4749
    @insaneoutlaw4749 Před 2 měsíci +416

    Old star wars makes you feel like a kid, Disney star wars makes you feel like a child.

    • @joeymagz5332
      @joeymagz5332 Před 2 měsíci +20

      God tier comment.

    • @WellWisdom.
      @WellWisdom. Před 2 měsíci +7

      And a cringe child at that.

    • @longtsun8286
      @longtsun8286 Před 2 měsíci +8

      Correction: Disney 'Star Wars' IN NAME ONLY, contemptuously treats us like a child.

    • @Dazgul
      @Dazgul Před 2 měsíci +2

      Feels like children made it.

    • @longtsun8286
      @longtsun8286 Před 2 měsíci +2

      @@Dazgul Even a six-year-old child can think of a better, MORE ENTERTAINING story, than anyone working at "current year" Disney!

  • @AshCosgrove
    @AshCosgrove Před 2 měsíci +279

    "Close your eyes, what do you see?"
    "Not a white person in sight. What happened to them all?"

    • @BlackGold-fc7tu
      @BlackGold-fc7tu Před 2 měsíci +50

      They're the bad guys

    • @majorgear1021
      @majorgear1021 Před 2 měsíci +37

      They were purged by the matriarchy

    • @theruggedindoorsman
      @theruggedindoorsman Před 2 měsíci +16

      Ah you miss the good ole days when Mace and Lando were the only black guys in the entire galaxy. Well they’re never coming back.🤣

    • @TollFree999
      @TollFree999 Před 2 měsíci

      Are the white girls not considered white now? Or are they DEI hires as well lol.

    • @TheOmegagoldfish
      @TheOmegagoldfish Před 2 měsíci

      ​@@theruggedindoorsman Mace's gone and Lando's still got his dick stuck in the Falcon's exhaust pipe.

  • @errorinn8834
    @errorinn8834 Před 2 měsíci +169

    It's crazy that assistants of Hollywood executives that answered phones, got coffee, and most likely did sexual favors for a living are now head creative show runners for star wars.

    • @kelevra7711
      @kelevra7711 Před 2 měsíci +27

      And Gina Carano got kicked for not being in line with Disneys woke agenda. Has Bobby Iger not just taken the ex- assistant of Harvey, but the island and clients too?

    • @jimbo9305
      @jimbo9305 Před 2 měsíci +10

      Silence has a price.

    • @naamadossantossilva4736
      @naamadossantossilva4736 Před 2 měsíci +12

      It looks like SW became Disney's talentless dump.

    • @rap1df1r3
      @rap1df1r3 Před 2 měsíci

      SW is now just SJW, nothing surprising.

    • @marsoelflaco5722
      @marsoelflaco5722 Před 2 měsíci +6

      That's show bizzz!!!
      Yaaaassss, Yaaaaassss!

  • @alex9x9
    @alex9x9 Před 2 měsíci +80

    "Star Wars saved my life 😢" has the exact same energy as "My dog stepped on a bee 😢"

    • @1stAmendmentorDie1776
      @1stAmendmentorDie1776 Před měsícem

      Two crazy women trying to cry because deep down they have no soul to actually cry.
      People don't want to talk about it but the history of psychology tells us that men do bad stuff, but more women suffer from narcissism and are more incapable of empithy.

  • @RogueFox2185
    @RogueFox2185 Před 2 měsíci +299

    I’m fully expecting them to drag both Plagueis and Yoda into this mess to utterly destroy them, they are among the few characters left in Disney Star Wars who haven’t been completely ruined yet.

    • @8DarthGhost8
      @8DarthGhost8 Před 2 měsíci +62

      I can smell the speech Yoda has about pronouns and trans rights coming from a thousand miles away.

    • @heroebennett
      @heroebennett Před 2 měsíci +4

      ah man don't remind them !!

    • @MyLibertyTV
      @MyLibertyTV Před 2 měsíci +9

      Unless they completely destroy cannon then Yoda can’t be in it. The Jedi alive during Episode One had never encountered a Sith and the last reported encounter was over a thousand years prior to that. Plagueis would be around 15 during the time period and was raised from infancy as a Sith, so the Sith in the show probably is him or his master unless they break cannon again.

    • @fuferito
      @fuferito Před 2 měsíci +13

      Yoda jumping around like a _Tom & Jerry_ cartoon in the Prequels was ruined almost 30 years ago.

    • @SplatterPenguin
      @SplatterPenguin Před 2 měsíci +9

      @@fuferitoHow is less than 22 years "almost 30 years"?

  • @zerocool5395
    @zerocool5395 Před 2 měsíci +181

    There's NO WAY IN HELL that woman worked with that man and never saw anything creepy/fucked up/inappropriate.
    She's got secrets, and this show is most definitely a way to keep her quiet.

    • @thea.m.p.co.467
      @thea.m.p.co.467 Před 2 měsíci

      Leslye Headland is actually a transitioned Robert Z'dar - he obviously faked his own death and has been living as a woman for years.

    • @KidFork2525
      @KidFork2525 Před 2 měsíci +35

      Most likely because she’s doing creepy things in the back herself so it was normal for her. Her vibe is definitely off!

    • @1stAmendmentorDie1776
      @1stAmendmentorDie1776 Před měsícem +2

      No, she spoke to the right people.
      If harvey was still around we would be watching his movies which weren't woke.
      Notice how drastic the movies changed when he got locked up.

    • @ethanwright752
      @ethanwright752 Před měsícem

      @@1stAmendmentorDie1776 That pervy jew produced some good films for sure

    • @1stAmendmentorDie1776
      @1stAmendmentorDie1776 Před měsícem +4

      @@ethanwright752
      He was doing what his people do.
      They do worship the devil after all.

  • @bradleymiller4490
    @bradleymiller4490 Před 2 měsíci +121

    It’s almost like hiring people whose whole personality doesn’t ever evolve beyond their sexuality is a mistake. Great art requires depth which is something Hollywood is sorely lacking.

    • @renlysotherlover294
      @renlysotherlover294 Před 2 měsíci +1

      As a gay man i can attest that I love representation more than anyone but for once id like a gay character to just exist and it not be a big deal as it should be.

    • @Blackout0O0
      @Blackout0O0 Před 2 měsíci

      I remember those robots in college who were so hell bent on making everyone know their stance on sexuality. They pushed me away as they were too gay to talk to. Hopefully they go to college to learn, not show-off or hook-up. I felt that college courses took an easy/cheap route by focusing in these characters/persons instead of actual education. Now look at all these college graduates in media and workforce. Go woke go broke. I feel that they want me to be gay or something so I can vote Democrat

    • @grabble7605
      @grabble7605 Před 2 měsíci +1

      Ah yes. Depth...A thing Star Wars is totally known for...

    • @JasonTaylor90210
      @JasonTaylor90210 Před měsícem +4

      Narcissists don't have real depth.😂

  • @Warsie-Fan
    @Warsie-Fan Před 2 měsíci +122

    "Star Wars saved my life (sob)",.. translation: I have a job everyone!

    • @theunknowncommenter725
      @theunknowncommenter725 Před 2 měsíci +12

      For some people, Star Wars saving their lives is a legitimate thing.
      When Leslie headland, Harvey Weinstein's former personal assistant says it... I don't believe her.

    • @rap1df1r3
      @rap1df1r3 Před 2 měsíci +7

      She must have been like "If you don't let me do this, I'll spill the beans on all your creepy secrets then kill myself!", in which case she wasn't lying...

    • @craigmonty
      @craigmonty Před 2 měsíci +6

      That story she gives has to be about the fakest attempt at crying I think i've ever seen. The insane level of narcissism you'd have to have to do that is mind boggling.

    • @darthbiscuit
      @darthbiscuit Před 2 měsíci +1

      That was my first 1st thought as well. She probably saw a dead end career saved by Disney. And the ethics and life she gave up for that dead end career is horrifying

  • @andrewnaeseth8490
    @andrewnaeseth8490 Před 2 měsíci +105

    Stop calling it Star Wars

    • @blumenation8904
      @blumenation8904 Před 2 měsíci +9

      They ru8ned their IP... its okay Star Wars is dead bro - we still got 6 movies, Rouge One, EU and the good games from it... nothing lasts forever and disney is much like Midas except turning everything to 💩

    • @Averybritishbear
      @Averybritishbear Před 2 měsíci

      Star Wars
      SW
      Shit what

    • @CleverGirlAAH
      @CleverGirlAAH Před 2 měsíci +1

      Yknow, that's a great idea... What do we dub it? I suggest "Star Quislings"

    • @lightseeker4155
      @lightseeker4155 Před 2 měsíci +4

      💯 starwars is dead

    • @mumkaimusic
      @mumkaimusic Před měsícem

      Is it. Cope. Or cry to mommy as you usually do.

  • @riftshredder5438
    @riftshredder5438 Před 2 měsíci +71

    This is like Star Wars The Eternals, a prequel nobody asked for, filled with characters nobody cares about, and will never be mentioned again anywhere in the franchise lol

    • @RosarioMorgan
      @RosarioMorgan Před měsícem +2

      Cannot wait for all the Acolyte toys end up in the dollar stores next to the Rey toys

    • @MeisterSchwabbo
      @MeisterSchwabbo Před měsícem

      Sorry, i know eternals doesn't have a big fanbase or was really good but, my guy, Eternals is probably a 100 times better...

  • @OhCanadaGamer
    @OhCanadaGamer Před 2 měsíci +35

    Between "YAAAASSSS! YASSSSSS!" and "Star Wars saved my life (sob)" I didn't even need to see the trailer to know this was gonna be brown note level sh!t.

  • @floydffrogfloydffrog7453
    @floydffrogfloydffrog7453 Před 2 měsíci +143

    "Robot Head saved my life" there, I said it.

    • @kurtwk
      @kurtwk Před 2 měsíci

      …I thought you typed “ Robert Head” 😜 I’m like “Who’s that?” ….. never mind me, carry on.

    • @ddegn
      @ddegn Před 2 měsíci +2

      Robot Head saved my life too.

    • @matthewcollins4773
      @matthewcollins4773 Před 2 měsíci

      Like Reva saved Luke's life. By deciding not to kill. Robot Head has saved all of our lives, by choosing not to become Darth Vader. Thank you, Robot Head.

    • @GH-ub7qz
      @GH-ub7qz Před 2 měsíci

      with a song?

  • @jakelong3466
    @jakelong3466 Před 2 měsíci +71

    They really pulled a fast one on us with the Force Awakens trailer. How naive we all were.

    • @fakshen1973
      @fakshen1973 Před 2 měsíci +20

      The Mando trailer as well... we thought we were getting armored cowboys in space. But it turned into the baby yoda dinosaur show.

    • @majorgear1021
      @majorgear1021 Před 2 měsíci +8

      I saw through it, immediately

    • @naamadossantossilva4736
      @naamadossantossilva4736 Před 2 měsíci +6

      ​@@majorgear1021Me too.Something about they reusing X-wings and Tie fighters didn't sit well with me.

    • @ron5545
      @ron5545 Před 2 měsíci +4

      @@majorgear1021 Same. I wasn't interested regardless but it was easy to see the trailers for it were nostalgia bait.

    • @cankhovich1796
      @cankhovich1796 Před 2 měsíci

      woMandalorian did I post begrudgingly back in the 2015(6?) time of dark shadows to come

  • @miller42
    @miller42 Před 2 měsíci +42

    Made by Big Harv's assistant and starring her wife as one of the main characters.
    Gotta love nepotism under Kathleen Kennedy.

  • @fredo1070
    @fredo1070 Před 2 měsíci +43

    "Close your eyes, what do you see?"
    "The Panderverse is the pathway to abilities some consider to be..... unnatural."

  • @badghosttv
    @badghosttv Před 2 měsíci +65

    All those kids are not actors, their friends and creators of the shows kids

    • @Merchantofpueblo
      @Merchantofpueblo Před 2 měsíci +8

      With this quality I wouldn’t be surprised if they’re the writing staff😂

    • @theaces3697
      @theaces3697 Před 2 měsíci +4

      that is fairly common though? even Lucas used his kid and some friends kids in the prequels

    • @Valen-mh9fh
      @Valen-mh9fh Před 2 měsíci

      That's not that big a deal tbh, they sit there and say a line; if at all.
      Guess the less attractive kids were put in alien suits, poor kids will get teased about that.

    • @marsoelflaco5722
      @marsoelflaco5722 Před 2 měsíci +3

      I heard Kimmel's niece or nephew is in the Mandalorian. It's all about who you know.

    • @rap1df1r3
      @rap1df1r3 Před 2 měsíci

      @@theaces3697 Sure, Will Smith also got his super talented son into movies, it's all good...

  • @sharksbreath7
    @sharksbreath7 Před 2 měsíci +52

    John Wick with a lightsaber, yeah I'd watch that.

    • @beskarman38
      @beskarman38 Před 2 měsíci +2

      I second to that.

    • @FTWSamFisher
      @FTWSamFisher Před 2 měsíci

      Third, that sounds fuckin badass

    • @misanthropicservitorofmars2116
      @misanthropicservitorofmars2116 Před 2 měsíci +1

      Ninja Kamui. The adult swim anime going on rn, is essentially John Wick but ninjas. They even have sci fi katanas. It’s the closest to Star Wars John wick we are likely to get.

    • @ethanwright752
      @ethanwright752 Před měsícem

      Except no white men allowed

  • @CptSauce
    @CptSauce Před 2 měsíci +83

    Here is a question. How many white male kids you counted in that kids group? Huh, interesting, isn't it.

    • @BlackGold-fc7tu
      @BlackGold-fc7tu Před 2 měsíci +24

      They put them in the Sith camp

    • @Anayoth
      @Anayoth Před 2 měsíci +22

      @@BlackGold-fc7tu If you happen to spot one in this show, he’s 95% probably evil

    • @whos-the-stiff
      @whos-the-stiff Před 2 měsíci +8

      Exactly 0 by my count.

    • @rap1df1r3
      @rap1df1r3 Před 2 měsíci

      Only females, POC and aliens. Then again, "the force is female" (and POC/alien, I guess), as we know...

    • @discobroccoli198
      @discobroccoli198 Před 2 měsíci

      Why does there have to be white males?

  • @mikeisthelunawolf
    @mikeisthelunawolf Před 2 měsíci +17

    "This is not about good or bad. It's about power." - this phrase was written by Kathleen Kenedy herself

    • @CleverGirlAAH
      @CleverGirlAAH Před 2 měsíci

      While she pooped on an Indiana Jones poster.

  • @badboibubby1878
    @badboibubby1878 Před 2 měsíci +24

    “We wuz jedis n sheeet.”

  • @lorexperti
    @lorexperti Před 2 měsíci +47

    “some really cool hair”
    and then bro pulled up with the KILLMONGER😭💀

    • @CleverGirlAAH
      @CleverGirlAAH Před 2 měsíci

      I know people are ragging on it a lot. But, I actually like it. 🤷 I do see it being like a cliche or trope though, for sure.

  • @nolsee1176
    @nolsee1176 Před 2 měsíci +21

    “It’s not about good or bad, it’s about power.” That’s a sentiment literally expressed by Lord Voldemort. 😅

    • @ThespianPrince13
      @ThespianPrince13 Před 2 měsíci

      It’s a Sith story. What else do you expect? “It’s about saving the galaxy and being friends with everyone!”?

  • @jamietuggnut3312
    @jamietuggnut3312 Před 2 měsíci +22

    "It's about power and who gets to wield it". Kind of odd how Kathleen Kennedy and Leslie Hedlon both seem to have a lot of power in Hollywood. What is the source behind this power? Hmmm, I wonder....🤔

  • @DarthDevorin
    @DarthDevorin Před 2 měsíci +23

    "I see fire."
    Ed Sheeran called, he wants his song title back.

  • @exoticcarfactsofficialchan7050
    @exoticcarfactsofficialchan7050 Před 2 měsíci +50

    I'll never understand how the disguise that Obi-wan Kenobi was wearing in ANH, to blend in with the residents of Tattoine, has become retconned as the default uniform of the Jedi order. Either everyone on the planet was a jedi or no one was 😂...and yes, I know that George Lucas carried that motiff forward into both Empire and ROTJ, but still 😂

    • @6denashi608
      @6denashi608 Před 2 měsíci +5

      Excellent point!

    • @Wileylikethehawk
      @Wileylikethehawk Před 2 měsíci +12

      When I was a kid I always assumed Luke’s sick black outfit from the end of ROTJ was the “uniform” of the Jedi…. Which would make a lot more sense.
      Sadly the prequels decided otherwise.

    • @ron5545
      @ron5545 Před 2 měsíci +10

      Thank you. I've been saying this since the time of the prequels. I guess Uncle Owen was a Jedi knight too.
      The Jedi 'uniform' should be an approximation of what Luke wore in ROTJ. Fighters who wield laser swords wouldn't be wearing baggy clothes and a robe.
      While we're on the subject, there's too many Jedi. Better to present them as smaller in number but mysterious & powerful, rather than armies of them that are easily disposed of. That would also help sell why their presence and use of the force is seemingly forgotten in the original trilogy despite so little time having passed.

    • @ThePagina18
      @ThePagina18 Před 2 měsíci +6

      @@ron5545 Came here to mention Uncle Owen too. And I second literally everything else you said.

    • @KeldorTheWhite
      @KeldorTheWhite Před 2 měsíci

      I agree with you guys but my in Universe excuse is that the Jedi robes became stylish to the Plebs & that's why older people dressed like them. Like and his buddy's don't because the Jedi was their Dad's things.

  • @gqubed1
    @gqubed1 Před 2 měsíci +11

    a Jedi mind trick is NOT the lasso of truth. They really don't understand the force.

    • @Jacurutu
      @Jacurutu Před 2 měsíci +2

      its space magic, you don't understand it either. Its a mcguffin.

  • @kenguyii9108
    @kenguyii9108 Před 2 měsíci +7

    *Original Star Wars: A Galaxy Far, Far Away…*
    *Disney Star Wars: A Galaxy you should stay far, far away..*

  • @dubbyx8490
    @dubbyx8490 Před 2 měsíci +77

    No Star Wars Bomb is complete without a Robot Head takedown.

  • @guilherme5094
    @guilherme5094 Před 2 měsíci +8

    The only thing that catches my attention in this trailer is seeing the damage that a lightsaber can do to these trees, and remembering all the times someone who was hit by this powerful weapon came out alive and walking a short time later in Star Wars from Disney.
    An elegant and completely harmless weapon now.

    • @PappyGunn
      @PappyGunn Před měsícem

      Yup, but his name was not Solo. They threw him off a cliff just to be sure. No grave for that guy.

  • @chriswhite2151
    @chriswhite2151 Před 2 měsíci +10

    She looks like the old dude from "Up"

  • @nathanstewart3329
    @nathanstewart3329 Před 2 měsíci +37

    That view of Leslye behind bars looks good to me.

  • @ydin9
    @ydin9 Před 2 měsíci +35

    It's not about if the shows is good or bad, it's about who gets to decide whats goes in it

    • @rap1df1r3
      @rap1df1r3 Před 2 měsíci

      As we know, "the force is female" (and non-white), so that kinda narrows down the things that can go into it...

    • @CleverGirlAAH
      @CleverGirlAAH Před 2 měsíci +1

      It's about power and who wields it.

  • @archstanton9073
    @archstanton9073 Před 2 měsíci +57

    Any sliver of interest I may have had in this show evaporated with that dimwit going "Yassss! Yassss!".

    • @rap1df1r3
      @rap1df1r3 Před 2 měsíci +2

      Nah, you must watch it or you're officially a misogynist...

  • @Zenn3k
    @Zenn3k Před 2 měsíci +41

    Fun Fact: Carrie-Ann is only in the 1st episode of the show, he presence in the trailer is a bait and switch.

    • @HiddenHandMedia
      @HiddenHandMedia Před 2 měsíci +1

      If she's your bait your show has big problems

    • @Zenn3k
      @Zenn3k Před 2 měsíci +4

      @@HiddenHandMedia I mean, shes the biggest name on the show, so of course she is the bait.

    • @ethanwright752
      @ethanwright752 Před měsícem

      @@HiddenHandMedia the acting in this show is going to be dumpster tier

  • @dougbrooks2501
    @dougbrooks2501 Před 2 měsíci +13

    I think Disney is just trolling us all now.

    • @meal_team_six
      @meal_team_six Před 2 měsíci +1

      The lack of self awareness at Disney is astounding

    • @CleverGirlAAH
      @CleverGirlAAH Před 2 měsíci

      Reall,y I think what we got was South Park insider info- and they made an episode (in a week's time) to bemuse us. NOW we have the fruit of their labors to aid in our own level of mockery.

    • @SomeRandomGatorFan
      @SomeRandomGatorFan Před měsícem

      No they genuinely think this is awesome. Hollywood is one big insane asylum

  • @kentlindal5422
    @kentlindal5422 Před 2 měsíci +8

    "Star Wars saved my life."
    And I, for one, will never forgive it.

    • @CleverGirlAAH
      @CleverGirlAAH Před 2 měsíci +2

      hahaha just another reason to dislike it.

    • @Hallelujah3r
      @Hallelujah3r Před měsícem +1

      Saved her life but ruined millions

  • @sky173
    @sky173 Před 2 měsíci +26

    Star Wars is dead to me.

    • @see2remember
      @see2remember Před 2 měsíci +2

      Disney killed it unfortunately

    • @danielestey7780
      @danielestey7780 Před měsícem +2

      Star wars died the moment that George Lucas sold his soul to Disney four four billion dollars.

    • @see2remember
      @see2remember Před měsícem

      @@danielestey7780 well honestly who wouldn't? 🤣🤣🤣

  • @dareka9425
    @dareka9425 Před 2 měsíci +12

    Speaking of bringing Earth stuff in Star Wars I remember an article begging that Star Wars bring in characters with Muslim names. The author's reasoning is that since Christianity is already represented by Luke, a name from the the Bible, so now Star War should diversify its roster of characters. I don't remember when exactly this article was released but I know that the current meaning of the words "woke" and "diversity" haven't yet to appear. I think this was back when I was still mostly read articles from websites and have yet to become a full time CZcams content consumer.

    • @misanthropicservitorofmars2116
      @misanthropicservitorofmars2116 Před 2 měsíci +6

      The author of that article should just read Dune instead. If that’s what they want

    • @Anayoth
      @Anayoth Před 2 měsíci +2

      @@misanthropicservitorofmars2116 They’d unironically call Dune (the OG Dune) Islamophobic

    • @misanthropicservitorofmars2116
      @misanthropicservitorofmars2116 Před 2 měsíci

      @@Anayoth they already call the new ones “white savior”. These people are mental.

  • @starkiller1194
    @starkiller1194 Před 2 měsíci +8

    Haven't watched any of Disney's disasters in a long time. The more people that watch, the more they keep making

  • @Toshiro93
    @Toshiro93 Před 2 měsíci +5

    The fact that they had to create a story involving Leia in the Obi Wan series, and that Luke was not even considered at all, says a lot about the attention to even macroscopic details of these productions... who needs more protection? To a little girl who is part of a very powerful family, who lives on a peaceful planet...or to a boy who resides with his aunt and uncle on an isolated farm in the middle of a desert, populated by aggressive natives, dangerous animals and various others dangers?
    Not to mention that Leia won't mention all this mess when she records her distress message in ANH, only mentioning the Clone Wars...and, indeed...the way she talks about it ("you served (you, Obi Wan Kenobi) under my father in the Clone Wars") suggests a story told to her by her father Bail Organa, and that therefore she has never met Obi firsthand.

  • @RCsev070
    @RCsev070 Před 2 měsíci +5

    I'm inexplicably hyped by keanu Reeves as Revan. Oh my lord, the potential glory

    • @cankhovich1796
      @cankhovich1796 Před 2 měsíci +1

      no better character could be cast

    • @fish5645
      @fish5645 Před 2 měsíci

      It would never be made, that would imply there is a strong white male that is utterly self reliant. Disney believes only coloured people can be in their shows and if there are white males they must be pathetic and leashed to strong women for guidance/protection. I mean just look at the state of the two hippos running Star Wars, there is a mission going on because they are unhappy they look like fucked uncooked eggs.

  • @Lockieez
    @Lockieez Před 2 měsíci +6

    You definitely hit the nail on the head when you say it all looks the same. I do wonder how anybody gets excited for this IP anymore.

    • @majorgear1021
      @majorgear1021 Před 2 měsíci +3

      I sure as heck don’t. The closest I get to watching it are youtube videos tearing it apart.

  • @JimP-tc7gg
    @JimP-tc7gg Před 2 měsíci +7

    Why dont Disney just put out the trilogy they really want:
    Episode 1: Trans Awakening
    Episode 2: The last Straight Whitey
    Episode 3: Rise of the Diverse LGHDTV+ Community

    • @KydaWoIf
      @KydaWoIf Před 2 měsíci

      what's wrong with having gay people in star wars? you know they actually exist as real people going about their day to day lives just like you, right?

    • @JimP-tc7gg
      @JimP-tc7gg Před 2 měsíci +2

      ​@@KydaWoIfI'm gay myself but it doesn't make me unique or special. Its 2024 and is practically normalised at this point.
      Im just bored of directors expecting praise purely because of their own background or casting choices. Aren't you?
      The overall story, production and actual talent is what matters most. The sexuality of a character or the actors involved is irrelevant...but Disney seem to think otherwise.

  • @FrankZR1
    @FrankZR1 Před 2 měsíci +17

    Always a great day when Robot Head drops a new banger video about the ongoing tragedy that is "Disney Star Wars".

  • @w12266
    @w12266 Před 2 měsíci +3

    "Close your eyes! What do you see?"
    "I can see the (dislike) numbers, Mason! What do they mean?"

  • @angellohector
    @angellohector Před 2 měsíci +7

    With all these planets in a vast universe they could explore and the means to create it, they always end up in Scotland

  • @FiliusFidelis
    @FiliusFidelis Před 2 měsíci +5

    4:35 not to mention some of these kids are standing way too close to each other if those are indeed 'real' lightsabers, someone's gonna lose an arm.

    • @KydaWoIf
      @KydaWoIf Před 2 měsíci +1

      They're supposed to be trined enough to be well aware of themselves and their surroundings

  • @hawkward957
    @hawkward957 Před 2 měsíci +14

    “It’s not about good or bad Star Wars content. It’s about ownership and who gets to exploit it.”

  • @thedoomaster14
    @thedoomaster14 Před 2 měsíci +21

    if only they could show us evil baby Palpatine, pooping his pants all over, we can only dream 😔

    • @bentonrp
      @bentonrp Před 2 měsíci

      A prepubescent palpatine pooping in his pantiloons?

    • @rap1df1r3
      @rap1df1r3 Před 2 měsíci

      It will be revealed that he was originally a black gay girl, but turned into a straight white male as he become more and more evil.

    • @meal_team_six
      @meal_team_six Před měsícem +2

      But still with Ian's voice! "I SENSE A POOPING!" lol

  • @fjiukjiu7178
    @fjiukjiu7178 Před 2 měsíci +5

    "This sucks more than anything that has ever sucked before" -Butthead-

  • @skylark9896
    @skylark9896 Před 2 měsíci +3

    A detail I really appreciated in Andor was that a lot of people had hairstyles that looked like they were from the late 70's / early 80's.

  • @berenerchamion4998
    @berenerchamion4998 Před 2 měsíci +12

    Yo, Robot Head! At least we can all have some fun comiserating over a once great IP. Cheers from Brasil! All the best 🇧🇷🤘

  • @Angry_Peanut_52
    @Angry_Peanut_52 Před 2 měsíci +20

    Kathleen: "What are your Qualifications?"
    Leslye: "I'm Queer"
    Kathleen: "You're hired."

  • @danielparrott8660
    @danielparrott8660 Před 2 měsíci +5

    I like the part where star wars saves her life. So stunning.

  • @Goldenspiderducck
    @Goldenspiderducck Před 2 měsíci +19

    The opposite of love is not hate….
    …..it’s indifference.

  • @ericpowell4350
    @ericpowell4350 Před 2 měsíci +11

    With few exceptions such as Andor and moments from The Mandalorian, that trailer was the last Star Wars "Star Wars-thing" that we had.

  • @guillaumeinjjuz1744
    @guillaumeinjjuz1744 Před 2 měsíci +7

    To me a Sith female like her could never be a great villain. We want some old creepy man mysterious

    • @ThespianPrince13
      @ThespianPrince13 Před 2 měsíci

      Someone OBVIOUSLY never read Darth Bane.

    • @guillaumeinjjuz1744
      @guillaumeinjjuz1744 Před 2 měsíci

      @@ThespianPrince13 darth Bane is a male

    • @ThespianPrince13
      @ThespianPrince13 Před 2 měsíci

      @@guillaumeinjjuz1744 And his apprentice was female. That’s what I’m saying.

    • @meal_team_six
      @meal_team_six Před měsícem

      @@ThespianPrince13 I think you are assuming her gender which means you are phobic and stereotyping and now I'm triggered and need to go eat ice cream to relax but I have this mask on because I don't want to catch the covid so now I'm anxious and don't know what to do and I can't get up off my couch because I have lupis and was sexually assaulted by the patriarchy which is why I can't work anywhere but starbucks or target. I really hate pretty women and I'm not fat, I'm big-boned!

  • @The1theycallghost3030
    @The1theycallghost3030 Před 2 měsíci +5

    My first reaction to the acolyte was * i cant wait for robotheads breakdown

  • @BigEarnMcCracken55
    @BigEarnMcCracken55 Před 2 měsíci +2

    It’s absolutely insane what Disney and Kk had done with a 5 billion franchise. The only positive is I’m such a fan of CZcamsrs channels that skewer Star Wars content, and there are so many!

  • @tristancollins3547
    @tristancollins3547 Před 2 měsíci +7

    Honey wake up, new robot head video just dropped.

  • @paulloughlin3732
    @paulloughlin3732 Před 2 měsíci +6

    The tired 'Yeah' from the lady shill at the 9:53 mark was hilarious! Trying to be excited 😅 thank you in advance, Robot Head for sitting through this one you legend!

  • @westonlewis379
    @westonlewis379 Před 2 měsíci +2

    Why the hell were there so many yellow light sabers?! There are only a small handful of sentinels in the whole universe for Christ sakes. You are either a temple guardian or a sentinel who acts on their own, they virtually never operate with other Jedi…

  • @Steril707
    @Steril707 Před 2 měsíci +3

    Love seeing you on drinker's open bar everytime you are there, mate...

  • @beezysbeatz4924
    @beezysbeatz4924 Před 2 měsíci +5

    Thanks RH! At least I have you, the Drinker and Reaper to look forward to when there's a new Star War.

  • @topcat7323
    @topcat7323 Před 2 měsíci +9

    Disney is killing jedi. It doesn't make sense. 😅😂😅

  • @FredSpade
    @FredSpade Před 2 měsíci +3

    No, what saved Lezzbee's life was being to unattractive for Harvey to want to consume it/that.

  • @dr.bright6272
    @dr.bright6272 Před 2 měsíci +6

    Here's an idea, a distant past Star Wars film/series that focuses on the Sith and isn't made by Disney

    • @GnohmPolaeon.B.OniShartz
      @GnohmPolaeon.B.OniShartz Před 2 měsíci

      We are allowed to draw steam boat willy now. But SO HELP YOU GOD OF YOU GIVE HIM GLOVES.
      Disney, doesn't let IP go. For any reason. Starwars is eternally intered now.
      Someone will have to write a distinct universe. Good news is, most of starwars is so generic that is might as well be public domain already

  • @JeffreyAllanBackowski
    @JeffreyAllanBackowski Před 2 měsíci +8

    Three cheers for RobotHead!

  • @capital5901
    @capital5901 Před 2 měsíci +4

    the black male haristyle that will be used from now on is the "Myles Morales" look, @ 10:49 that's the only way leslie will be seen in the future, through bars. Also...why is no one using the term SITHUATION...

  • @ryann6919
    @ryann6919 Před 2 měsíci +3

    It's like this was written by the same AI that created the Willy Wonka experience in Glasgow

  • @Raycheetah
    @Raycheetah Před 2 měsíci +2

    3:46 "The party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command." - George Orwell, "1984" ='[.]'=

  • @makeitsonumberone1358
    @makeitsonumberone1358 Před 2 měsíci +4

    Those are not dread locks there're shit locks ~ Buddy Love

  • @elvo6217
    @elvo6217 Před 2 měsíci +3

    I'm not watching it I'll just watch robot head rip it to shreds because EVERYTHING I have felt watching this gen star wars he skillfully elaborated what I've felt about it.

  • @TheGavinator2024
    @TheGavinator2024 Před 2 měsíci +2

    I felt that great disturbance in the force, as if 1000 voices cried out and then suddenly, there was silence. Like today’s modern music Disney Star Wars won’t be talked about in 50 years.

  • @roskorillist23
    @roskorillist23 Před 2 měsíci +2

    You are the only SW commentator who has ever brought up the Force super speed in ep 1!
    I expected obi wan to pay it off at the end of the movie from the first time I saw it in theaters, and couldn't believe i never heard anyone point that HUGE plot hole out!
    Finally a couple yrs ago I mentioned it in an EFAP chat, and a friendly ewok there said that there is a DVD commentary where the editor or someone says that its NOT actually force speed run, but an unintended glitch in the movie edit that was incomprehensibly left in rather than cut or corrected.

    • @whos-the-stiff
      @whos-the-stiff Před 2 měsíci +1

      I remember reading the novelisation of TPM when it first came out, and it definitely said the Jedi force run from the droidekas. So that editor or producer was talking bollocks. It wasn't any overlooked glitch.

    • @roskorillist23
      @roskorillist23 Před 2 měsíci

      @@whos-the-stiff well then I'm back to my original question of WHY the hell didn't obi wan force run fast through the reactor shields and stop qui-gon from being the only person killed by lightsaber poke to the torso?!

  • @neil_nice5252
    @neil_nice5252 Před 2 měsíci +3

    When I saw TFA I picked up on The Message... had low expectations.. gave it 3.5/10 after seeing the movie.I was checked out afterward.. glad many have finally caught on.

  • @darrylcatay2295
    @darrylcatay2295 Před 2 měsíci +5

    A Gerry curl for Wookies ! Brilliant !

  • @LegwarmerProductions
    @LegwarmerProductions Před 2 měsíci +1

    AT-AT crushing Lamo Headless was the highlight of the week.

  • @jkvam
    @jkvam Před 2 měsíci +4

    1:40: Star Wars might have saved Headland’s life, but at the sacrificial price of how many innovent young girls?

    • @sentryogmixmaster
      @sentryogmixmaster Před 2 měsíci +1

      i don't know what an innovent young girl is....but they sound hot!

  • @hammerofscience534
    @hammerofscience534 Před 2 měsíci +10

    If Trinity does a Scorpion kick I'm going to laugh even harder than just already am.
    How are these things green lite, it's beyond parody now.

    • @ethanwright752
      @ethanwright752 Před 2 měsíci

      I cringed harder than when I fell asleep during matrix 4

  • @biotrekker
    @biotrekker Před 2 měsíci +17

    How about that one kid with giant eyes and no eyelids? How does she "close his eyes"? Or how does she not get her eye poked out by a light saber, or a paper clip?

    • @the_weed_in_your_garden9319
      @the_weed_in_your_garden9319 Před 2 měsíci

      Doesn't even seem like any type biological/evolutionary advantage to not have eyelids or eyelashes

    • @artnull13
      @artnull13 Před 2 měsíci +1

      Poor shrimp head - always ostracised 😂

    • @Valen-mh9fh
      @Valen-mh9fh Před 2 měsíci +2

      Maybe the kid can't see already? 😅

  • @ScooterDoge
    @ScooterDoge Před 2 měsíci +2

    I didn’t even realize it was Carrie Ann
    Moss and when I saw this for the first time I said “wtf is this Matrix now?”

  • @CarParts08382
    @CarParts08382 Před 2 měsíci +3

    I find it hilariously fascinating on how much obvious shilling is going around this time. Check out the trailer comments to be amused with the bonfire.

  • @h.e.pennypacker1768
    @h.e.pennypacker1768 Před 2 měsíci +8

    Mudguts Weinstein : “Close your eyes what do you see?"
    Headland: “Nothing, Mr Weinstein"

  • @heavyj2134
    @heavyj2134 Před 2 měsíci +3

    Wow. Pumped for this one. Looks so beautiful and brave. Almost as if, there is a ceiling, made of glass, and the glass was a gender/race, and this somehow breaks the glass. So message. So brand.

  • @lovesickforone
    @lovesickforone Před 2 měsíci +2

    Best Acolyte video! I was with you in 2015. I even suppressed Hans terrible death scene after watching it...Who could screw up a franchise that everyone "wanted" to love?
    Anyway great review and gave me some good memories of seeing the trailer of the Force Awakens again. Respect Robot Head!

  • @mycroft3322
    @mycroft3322 Před 2 měsíci +5

    Perfect timing, I was just looking for something good to listen to

  • @AKATenn
    @AKATenn Před 2 měsíci +4

    I think the problem with disney in general, at this point, even if they do make something good, we've been conditioned to expect it to be trashy. they need to "subvert our expectations", at this point that means make something good, and I don't think they're capable with current management, hopefully this show will be a wakeup call that no matter how much funding they get from multinational hedge fund stock holders and such, they can't force people to like or buy what they're trying to sell us literally or metaphorically...

  • @TheZXKUQYB
    @TheZXKUQYB Před 2 měsíci +11

    How many people thought a former Stormtroopers was going to be Jedi. Damn thaf trailer fooled me

  • @beastlycrawdad6412
    @beastlycrawdad6412 Před 2 měsíci +2

    I didn’t realize that was an add until you were halfway through it, so good job.