Ahsoka Is Finished For Disney!
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- Ahsoka Is Dumb Writing For Dumb People!
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Disney's flagship Star Wars show and Dave Filoni’s dream job, Ahsoka has finished. And somehow I think it’s the most poorly-written story Lucasfilm has produced. Ahsoka forgets how to use her spaceship. Grand Admiral Thrawn turns into Dr Evil. And Sabine proves again that she is one of the worst people in the galaxy. Oh and zombies. Kathleen Kennedy has all her hopes riding on Dave Felon to save Star Wars. Is that a mistake?
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He needs to exchange his cowboy hat for a tampon dispenser.
Merry Halloween
I think "Hack" is giving him too much credit.
@@AliceBowie It is amazing how just a few tiny tweaks to this story could have made it work. It is even more amazing that no producer or director could be bothered to suggest them to Mr. Filonius. Just like with The Marvels. So this is clearly a systemic Disney problem, not just one of their studios.
wait a second.....Sabine is the one responsible for the rise of the "First Order" which then completely destroyed an entire Star System and billions of people? how is she supposed to be a likable protagonist once the dots are connected? She's legit worse than Darth Vader and Darth Sidious combined.
She's completely unlikable anyway. No dots necessary.
Yup. Pretty much.
Not that she was likable before really.
Disney historically loves genocide. Remembers Walt’s support of Hitler 😉
And how the heck she got the FORCE while she just an ordinary person in the Rebel series, see that Dumb Baloni gave special treatment to his pet character
Hey don't be so hard on Sabine.. she did it all for a.. PLATONIC FRIEND...
It MIGHT be better understood if Ezra WAS her lover or her actual brother... But this is the sexless loveless post modern times we're talking about, how silly of me!
After calling Ahsoka a "Ronin", he should have called Sabine a "Seal team 6 operator".
Does that make Thrawn a Retail Manager?
Ah so those witches were from Salem then?
Checks out
Then reveals he’s a descendant of Maximus Decimus Meridius … the Roman general who became a slave, who became a gladiator who got his revenge on the Emperor Commodus… and they’re all from a long long time ago in a galaxy far far away living happily ever after…
Ngl I actually cringed when they said that. But that only means that Japan is canon In star wars. Considering the evil natives on this planet are samurai...
In a half hearted defence I mean we have Jedi knights, multiple militaries in the setting used the term dragoon and lancer so it's not unlike real world terms haven't leaked in
Imagine watching 10+ seasons of an animated children's cartoon and the next season is inexplicably in live action.
Animation > Live Action
And even more trash than even the worst episodes of BOTH preceding cartoon shows COMBINED.
Nothing wrong with watching a cartoon every now and again my brother
@@SexyFacecartoons aren't bad but live action is bad when its written like a cartoon
And terrible
"We need to pull some Holdo maneuvers" gives me brain aneurysm every time.
I'm so glad Disney is stupid enough to go after Matt and Tray. Proof that we can take a joke, but Disney can't.
A while back I concluded that Disney SW isn't a story so much as a collection of cool-sounding remarks patched together across randomly-occurring scenes, intended for people with zero attention span. If you take every line and every scene as an individual existent and not parts of a coherent whole, it "makes more sense". And this does appeal to people who have never had to employ their long-term memories to retain information, with Alexa, Siri, and Wikipedia at their fingertips.
It not only appeals to those people it actually makes regular people dumber
That's how "creatives" work nowadays, alas. They think of cool individual moments but they don't make sense if they're strung together into a story.
It's because they're all hoping the content will go viral on TikTok (scenes) and Twitter (dialogue)
"Cool sounding" is a bit generous.
@@dhrgkbqxtjr2743and it’s easy for the insufferable CZcams reactors to have their soyjack clips without the need for story context
Nothing hurt me more than Ashoka’s sword fighting… you’re telling me the lady who was trained by the greatest duelist in the galaxy (second only to Mace Windu) fights like she is afraid of their weapon… and she is a grey force user meaning she pull strength from both light and dark making her extremely powerful… but she moves like a 75 year old woman walking around the mall.
Diana lee Inosanto is the daughter Dan Inosanto founder if Inosanto lacoste kali there is no way she doesnt know basics of sinawali. they definitely dropped the ball in the fight choreography
No such thing as a grey force user
Fight choreography, cgi, character design, story... How did they manage to make grown up Ahsoka look like a comedy character, or, well, cartoonishly bad in a live action? This looks like a really bad fanfiction, not a multimillion dollar series. I'm really glad I didnt follow the show really, but a legendary character like thrawn, or Ahsoka to just make these incredibly stupid mistakes is just... Disappointing.
Which is really all that can be said about Disney Star Wars at this point.
Sabine Wren was a trained Mandalorian versed in basic Mando combat, an explosives expert, an expert marksman, a super talented engineer that no one could copy, a talented repair technician that is able to repair anything like ship engines and weapons, is able to defeat Clone Wars veteran Mandalorian soldiers like Gar Saxon in 1v1 combat, attended in the Imperial Academy, was a fantastic Tie fighter pilot, designed a super weapon (without any help) that baffles other Imperial/Rebel/Mandalorian Engineers, was a famous Bounty Hunter throughout the Galaxy and had other Bounty Hunters owe her favors, is able to wield a lightsaber without the force and fight Jedi 1v1, comes from a famous Mandalorian family (which is basically Royalty) and was a well known Galactic Artist because of her famous art......all before the age of 14 years old! And now she's a Jedi and Force sensitive. Even surviving getting stabbed by a Lightsaber. 😂
You forgot to mention that she is the best person in the galaxy when it comes to decoding ancient maps 😅
When you put it that way it all makes perfect sense 🤣😂🤣
yeah its a cartoon universe that shouldnt of ever been canon imo
She is the bestest swiss army knife in the galaxy the bestest evaaaa step aside Rey the wonderful and Reeeeeva 🤣🤣🤣🤣
She beat Rey at being a Mary Sue.
I couldn't think that was possible but she did.
Two middle aged clams stumbling around waving sticks at each other is peak Disney Star Wars.
Filoni is a genius.
You're just not a true fan. A true fan would appreciate clams.
Put a chick in it and make it gay! and Lame!
@@johnrex7108 Steamed clams.
One of them is actually trained in this kind of thing and has to slow down for granny. Not as much as Hayden, but still slower than you expect.
@@cattrucker8257steamed hams
There is a profound reason why more people responded positively to Andor over Ahsoka.
And it's because no matter what, bad writing never wins.
Andor is amazing... like Rebels. Ashoka needs work...
As someone who, as a child, sat in the cinema in 1977 and was enthralled by the real Star Wars, I'm so glad I avoided this nonsense fan-fic, and was only exposed to it via these funny videos. Thank you, RH, you're doing tremendous work. ...and Disney should be ashamed it itself. 🤣
Same
Likewise.
I've never watched any of this garbage.
As far as I'm concerned, it has nothing to do with the original trilogy.
Exactly. The first 3 (maybe 4) Star Wars movies were original and captivating. I kind of gave up on it after that, but dragged myself to "The Last Jedi" in 2017 and pretty much slept through it.
Fast forward to this stuff and: 1. I had no idea this even existed. 2. I have no idea how this tripe could capture anyone's attention, let alone interest.
Ditto! I was 10.
I'm sorry the 30-spmethings have ruined this franchise... they have prequel blinders.
Calling Ahsoka a ronin is like how Boba Fett is a daimyo in TBoBF. Cool in theory but doesn't make a lot of sense in the setting.
Subtly is dead. George based a lot of his ideas off old samurai movies but didn't feel the need to directly call it out. Now modern "creators" have to literally spell it out.
Yep
Rampant idiocy.
The biggest insult of Ahsoka is the final desecration of Grand Admiral Thrawn. I had no expectations that they would do his character justice but holy Sith did they really make him a bumbling buffoon
All we need now is Mini Thrawn to really make him a Dr. Evil knockoff
Just like in rebels
Thrawn (in this series) acts the way a dumb person thinks a smart person would act.
Which, when you think about it, makes total sense.
@@ItsNotAXylophonethis right here. The problem with a genius character is his script is written by a non-genius, they need to hire proper tacticians of some sort
@@frostedhams In Rebels he had some victories at least.
Standing by someone _includes_ calling them out when they do stupid, selfish, dangerous $h!t.
Not in the "modern" age. You must support everyone in their beautiful mistakes.
@@kendiamond7852 Yes, don't interfere in their truths.
In Thrawn's defense about only sending two tie fighters, they are two strong female characters so they'd definitely destroy however many ties he sends at them. Might as well keep a few.
Lmao it STINKS of kathleen kennedy
PUT A CHICK IN IT AND MAKE HER GAY!@@CrispyHulk1
@@CrispyHulk1 I had actually never heard KK's voice until this voice, and after listening to it I can hear the kind of problem person she is.
Thrawn was definitely aware of the plot armor Ahsoka and friends had.
Imagine if Thrawn, the smartest person alive, had locked all the doors on the way up the tower.
We know he didn’t because our heroes closed them from the inside when the zombies were chasing them!
I know lightsabers cut through doors but we’ve seen countless times that it still takes at least some time. If they had to cut through every door on the way up Ezra probably wouldn’t have gotten on that destroyer! They may have been even overwhelmed by the zombies if they couldn’t cut fast enough since a locked door is basically a dead end...
Don't think about it too much, just consume product and get excited for next product.
Imagine if Thrawn, the smartest person in the room, after loading was complete, simply ascended into the atmosphere a few hundred feet. That would take what… a minute at most?
At this point, Dave Filoni treats Star Wars as if it is his franchise, not George Lucas’s. He bastardizes any concept for the sake of retelling it in his own way.
Lucas abandoned it for a pay day. Never forget.
Isn't it his at this point?
@@The_Omegaman Ultimately that's the sad part. Nothing is sacred. Nothing abides.
@@cattrucker8257it wasn’t personal it was only business.
He just wants Ahsoka to step on his face
I appreciate that you pointed out that Thrawn should've done more, lazy writing to keep the heroes alive sucks and it ruins characters that should be extremely interesting and dangerous.
Edit: I literally said almost all of this to my bf yesterday and I'm only just watching the vid. Star wars fans unite!
Fr, the characters are only as smart as the writers.
I’ll forever stay a Legends hardliner
Smart move.
Okay, I thought I was the only one who thought Ahsoka came off as a bit weird in the series. I mean between the goofy facial expressions, the constant posing after (even during) every fight and the weird Kata she kept doing. Which, I might add also looked as though she was trying to keep the prosthetic (Lekku) from falling off her head. Completely different than her dynamic performance in the Mandalorian 😂
I agree, it is weird since we saw Ahsoka in the Mandelorian episode so we know she could have been excellent... What went wrong? Weird, weird, weird!
Somehow Ahsoka has never managed to be consistent between ANY of her portrayals in shows. It's like in each show she's a different person.
@@cattrucker8257 yes, totally correct!
Yea… that wasn’t Ahsoka in the mandelorian
That was a shallow rip off
Her movements sucked even in The Mando.
The Zombie Stormtroopers are symbolic of what Star Wars has become.
He made witches because witches is easy writing and easy paychecks for phony, they can get you out of any writing situations with un explained magic
And you get the girlboss points
And pleasing the weird tiktok ""witch"" crowd that seems to be all the rage these days.
He lifted the Night Sisters from the EU book The Courtship of Princess Leia for The Clone Wars show. Except in the book they were faction of dark side force users who channelled the force by doing "spells". Of course he bastardised them like everything he lifts from the EU. Thrawn lifted from the EU for the Rebels show and was immediately nerfed. The zombie Stormtroopers, again lifted from the EU. All three things worse in Filoni stuff than their source. Seeing a pattern here?
@@lordcarnorjax8599But the books aren't canon!!!! Now they're so desperate they're pulling from the prequels AND the books, after shltting on them both. Pathetic.
@@theelder4797 Dave can’t stop lifting material from books that KK said don’t exist.
Never realized until this video that Lando escaping from the second death star does a victory "yee-hoo" much like Han did moments before the first death star exploded...that little moment was cooler then all of Ahsoka to me
Of course its cooler its OT plus its Lando 😉
The part where Thrawn explained his grand plan to the nightsisters, and one of them responded "What are we, some kind of Heir to the Empire?" was when I just stood up and started clapping and sobbing uncontrollably. Star Wars was saved! I knew from that moment on to never doubt Filoni again.
The obligatory book reference 🤦♂️
I didn't watch the show... tell me that didn't really happen...
@@Heath5151 I am praying it was sarcasm.
I still don't understand how nobody calls Feloni, Felony. Because it's a god damn crime what he's done to these characters.
I call him Felony since the beginning of Yerksoka he is overrated saw more fan films with punch than this laughable show
Bc people really think he single handedly made every amazing episode of the Clone Wars and Rebels so therefore he can do no wrong 💀
Because it’s not very original? I’ve heard it before, dude…
Well, it comes with Dismay Camel allright.
@@grahamstrouse1165
Stay mad that I pointed out how nobody seems to be using it.
These reviews are so much better than the show. You’re doing the lords work 🙏🏾
Thanks 👍
@RobotHead Zombie Stormtroopers were actually a thing in Legends and they made zero sense then too
Lord Vader's work. For the Empire!
AMEN
Facts 🙏🏼🗿
Thrawn: Send out 2 TIE fighters...
Thrawn: No wait, that's exactly what they expect. Send out one TIE fighter.
Thrawn: No wait, send out 2 TIE fighter pilots without ships, they really won't expect that...
No wait, send out one TIE fighter pilot without a ship or a blaster !
Gold face: Genius and that's why you earn the Grand Admiral wage.
Disney also doesn't know how a genocide works. Grievous wiped out all of the witches besides Ventress. I could also accept Merrin surving, yet three others surviving and joining the empire, which had been lead by the mainiac who trained the aristocrat who ordered the genocide and later on killed Mother Talzin, their leader.
Don't think, consume product and get excited for next product
How they handled in the jedi order game was far better.
I think Dave Filoni is also responsible for the single worst episode of Mandalorian ( the teenie-punk slow moving bikers ) so that puts things in perspective for me.
Turns out I was wrong … it was actually “The Book of Boba Fett” and supposedly Jon Favreau who wrote that episode and director Robert Rodriguez’s creative decisions. Oh well… it still feels like a Filoni thing to do. Lol
@@MurderMostFowl Just remember that Filoni is the "Executive Creative Director" at LucasFilm and also on the story group, therefore he also had a hand in it or could have stopped it.
When I first saw a clip of that chase I thought it was a parody.
The guy thinks fedora's are cool. let that sink in for a bit. you actually think he knows whats culturally cool lmao.
@@MurderMostFowlthe book of boba fett is so lacking that we all remember it as the mandalorian lol
Disney and Lucasfilm destroying another iconic female character. In other words water is wet.
Funniest part is, they even made some female characters with reasonably decent potential in earlier shows... and now they're butchering them in the most disgraceful ways.
Nothing about Ashoka is iconic whatsoever lol. She's a trash character that was retroactively placed into the story when she clearly never existed haha. Anakin would absolutely never have an apprentice, that's why George never gave him one because it's a dumb idea that makes no sense for the character of Anakin at the time of Ep 3. Literal retroactive garbage 🗑
@@idiot_city5244 Except George is the one who created Ahsoka and came up with the idea of Anakin having an appretince.
@NerdX151 after researching it seems it was a collab between the two of them. Had no idea George was dumb enough to be behind it haha, guess he really was creatively bankrupt. Doesn't change the fact she makes literal zero sense in the story
I am so glad I wasn't the only one laughing at the ashoka light saber fighting....
It was too cringe to laugh or cry about.
It's straight up just interpretative dance with saber props.
11:30 Important to note that some of these troopers only receive light scratches with the lightsabers but obviously die instantly since they are immediately ready to be reanimated. Compare that to Sabine...
Obviously, Storm Troopers have 1 hp, and Sabine (the bestest ever) has Infinity HP...
@@supermysterious66 Her player is using the 'god mode' cheat codes.
Christopher Lee as Dooku was far more convincing with a lightsaber than Dawson, despite being twice her age (in 2002/2005 vs 2023). Dawson (I too like her, body, of work) is too old to play Ahsoka, and they'd have to recast in just a couple of years, but the piss-poor choreography can't be an age issue if Lee wipes the floor with Dawson
They don't really compare at all, Christopher Lee was a real-life badass with a huge amount of experience filming sword fights.
@@VikingKong.and the stunt doubles that did everything but close up shots for him
With all the CG tech there is now, it is so easy to cover up stunt actors. There really isn't an excuse not to have great fighting on screen. And it isn't like there isn't plenty of experienced choreographers out there who could plan out some amazing fights. Look at the fight scenes in Korean and South East Asian movies (which have a fraction of the budget of Star Wars)
@@fattiger6957 the thing i don't get is why they won't rehire the fight coordinator from the prequels. every lightsaber fight since disney bought the franchise was lacklustre.
Hayden is leaves better the Ahsoka a actor infighting and the guys not been in a proper SW movie for decades
Absolutely spot on..
You have Sabine going ape-shit, sacrifice the galaxy for Ezra but then when they meet it's barely a hug? Is she madly in love with him or something? I don't get it because why else would you jeopardize the galaxy for one other person.
Doesn't make sense.
Also, how does Ezra return? You mean all he had to do was steal a ship and escape? I thought they needed special hyper-drives and jump point locations..
At least you have some seriously hot actresses. Sabine and Mary Elizabeth Winstead are pretty damn cute. Ivanna looks like Elizabeth Olsen.
Yeah, bc the actresses (who aren't that hot), not in these roles at least... that's what's important.
Sabine went woke thats why
They aren’t even hot what are you on about
And if he could escape why couldn’t thrawn
Women cannot love men in media anymore.
The Empire Strikes Back is in my opinion the best sci fi movie ever made. It just randomly blew my mind that these awful shows share the same universe.
Robot Head for Prime Minister 😎
Annndyyy!
ESB is proper Star Wars.
They don’t share the same universe. There’s a Great Divide from 2012.
Terminator 2?
@@user-xx6vy9ri8p T2: JUDGEMENT DAY (1991) R
You made a good point. Thrawn should have loaded up the ship and should have been waiting in orbit. As soon as the ring arrived, they should have docked and left even before Ashoka got there.
why do they need that stupid ring to begin with? they've had light speed drives since OT! even the star destroyers.
@@XX-121Their onboard hyperdrive was probably damaged
@@XX-121Maybe as a boost? Traveling from one star system to the other is one thing, but they are traveling between Galaxies.
It's possible that the cargo was fresh fruit that Thrawn was hoping to bypass customs and sell in his home galaxy... and so its best to wait until the last minute. But I'll never understand why the ring came down to them to clip on and not them going up to it.
I assumed they were status pods or something that had to be charged before leaving and couldn't be left in storage indefinitely in the ships hold. Dunno. So many plot holes tbh
So Ahsoka not only is a part of the reason why Anakin fell, but she is now a part of the reason why Thrawn returned. Filoni’s pet does way more harm than good
What are you talking about Anakin fell because of himself and Sidious what does Ahsoka have to do with it?
@@hawkeyemihawkgettingmoneylord He lost Ahsoka when she left at the end of the Temple bombing arc. Which gave Anakin more reasons to dislike Jedi
@@Ihavethetouch Thats not on her and that situation wasn't her fault.
@@hawkeyemihawkgettingmoneylord Not entirely. But her leaving the order means she wasn’t there to help Anakin when he needed her. Same thing with Qui-Gon except he died where Ahsoka just left. Once again, no one is blaming her for her decisions but she could have stopped him from turning. Filoni himself has literally made this canon in clone wars/ rebels. Her leaving the order made sense for her character at the time, which added to the tragedy of Anakin’s fall. That part was well written and made sense and added to the overall story, but she still wasn’t there for him. Its just a fact, cheers.
@@hawkeyemihawkgettingmoneylord She made the decision to not return so technically it's her responsibility.
The weird thing is how enamoured some people are with FAILoni, the evidence for his incompetence is on screen for all to see but people still think he's a good at what he does.
People credit clone wars to him well ignoring
1 He only wrote about a dozen episoides and others including Lucas writting the show.
2 said show ruined Grevious making him on par with Doctor Klaw threat wise and ruined duko destroying any complexity behind him the EU built up
3 most of the clone wars was worse versions of existing EU plot lines that were ripped off wholesale( a trend in the Mandalorian, Rebels and his other shows)
@@vonfaustien3957examples of the third point?
Cuz he makes all their fan service
Because most people were brainwashed as children to worship the media they consume and the characters within said media. As long as the special effects are good enough and there are some lightsabers swung around it doesn't really matter how well written any of it is. They're programmed to consume product, and consume product they will.
@@andrewoid4711 what he did to the mandalorians. The entire plot with Ventras, completely lifting the mandalor the Ultimate helmet plot from KOTOR for the darksaber on a for one. The dam name Darksaber, the bad batch being off brand Delta squad well they and the actual clone commandos got reduced to cameos, Captian Rex. I can go on of you want.
Ahsoka is now canonically responsible or had a hand in the rise of the Empire and First Order. By not being there for Anakin or telling anyone Palpy was grooming him when Darth Maul spilled the beans it led to Vader being a thing. That's ALL on Ahsoka. Now, her trying to train Sabine, someone super emotional (internally) who betrays the galaxy for a PLATONIC FRIEND, thus undoing said friend's sacrifice of 10 years to bring back a threat which will lead into the First Order and how billions more including the deaths of the OT heroes...Ahsoka has retroactively destroyed the Star Wars universe by simply existing.
How can something continue to live up to expectations when it never lived up to expectations in the first place 🤔
I'm guessing expectations are pretty low for disney star wars fans. especially at this point
Your bit about Thrawn calling Asohka a ronin reminded me of Zahn's use of Sturm and Drang as names of two pets. I remember thinking why do they know German in that other galaxy? lol
Well, Earth is canon in Star Wars - ETs species was in the prequels 😂👍
I am SO glad somebody else found that disruptive! He also added coffee and chocolate to the Star Wars universe. Zahn always struck me as a bit of an overrated hack. ='[.]'=
Zahn itself is a german word and means "tooth" btw
@@RaycheetahL take imo
Just so weird that the only "modern audience" they can get is people they have to pay to watch their movie and pay to give good reviews instead of making good movies people might like paying THEM to watch the movie they make. 🤷
Ok so, I really like Thrawn. Books show he’s a tactical genius, and in rebels he is actually a relatively competent villain who tends to gain something from every loss, and only truly loses due to circumstances outside his control. Bendu, Purgil, and those under his command disobeying him. So we have a competent villain who only ever truly loses to unexpected strategies and the force. The first episode shows promise, but my hopes were dashed. The worst thing is that in theory, he has a good plan and the means to accomplish it:
-Thrawn has a way back to the galaxy.
-The new republic still relies on people who may prefer his rule over the current one.
-He has an alliance with Nightsisters, and the ability to resurrect dead troops.
-The remaining empire either is willing to accept his leadership, or respect his authority.
-Only four enemies nearby (admittedly 3 are Jedi) to deal with.
So how can you even screw that up? He sacrifices limited troops like chess pawns, including leaving three potentially valuable allies to die, and all this wasted time to load up a few coffins. But that’s just normal incompetence. There’s an episode of the Clone Wars show where a bunch of Nightsister zombies are brought to life. I bring this up because the zombies were full-sprint fast. It just makes me sad.
Didn’t Sabin get stabbed by light saber in the first episode and survive?
If Garak was in Star Wars, he would have conquered the Galaxy by now.
@@trippymartian8847 yes she was stabbed. Survived in true Disney fashion
@@Lobsterwithinternet The Cardassians seem to be better trained than stormtroopers.
@@wwiiinplastic4712 Garak, Damar, and Gol Dukat could have beaten the empire by themselves. 😂😂😂
One of the biggest waste of potential was what Filoni did with the actress who played Morgan. Diana Lee Inosanto is a skilled martial artist and stuntwoman ... even at 57 years old, you see how she out shines Rosario during the fight scenes... to bad they killed her off
They could have explored the ghost Anakin telling Asoka how he regrets his decisions and how he’ve done everything thinking he was saving Padme. Show that after died, he realized he could instead be together with Luke and Leia building a better future. They really missed the opportunity of exploring this side of Anakin at the same time Asoka would finally have her last lesson and graduation as a Jedi.
Thank you for taking one for the team and watching his for us so we didnt have to... You are the true MVP
Cheers 👍
Why wouldn’t you watch it? Do people eat your food first too and spit it in to your mouth?
@@alexmartin3143 No, he just said we DON'T watch Disney Star Wars.
Damn bro been letting disney tickle your tonsils little to much to think that comment was the gotchya you think it was
if you say Ahsoka is a bad show (not saying it's great) you haven't seen a bad show then lol
Can we just take a moment to appreciate the editing by including the song "Horny" by Hot 'n' Juicy for Padme at that moment from AoTC. That was comedy gold. The Seinfeld cat fight references were a mighty fine addition too. Always guaranteed a good laugh with Robot Head videos.
I genuinely loled at that moment.
@@vermis8344Hah, me too! 🤣
@@vermis8344 Same. Simple yet very funny.
The last time I saw writing this bad I was watching The Last Jedi.
Thrawn could have packed up all the cargo years ago. It's not like he was using the space for anything else. Even if we assume the line about the loading process being finished not being a mistake it just makes it worse. He could have let the ring come down while the last pieces of cargo were being loaded while the line was said or he could have flown up to the ring immediately afterwards.
Maybe blast the tower as soon as you don't need it anymore!
Ariana Greenblatt, as young Ahsoka, puts the other lightsaber wielding actresses in the show to shame. And Daisy Ridley. Just watch Ariana and Hayden versus Rosario and Hayden. Give her a bit more training and she'll be the best female lightsaber wielder in Star Wars.
Does anyone else suspect the possibility of a major change made to the season finale due to Baylan’s actors death?
honest awnser
Who the hell cares
I didn't realize the cargo contents was significant. I just figured it was a plot device keeping Thrawn on the planet
If it isn't then it's possibly the worst plot device in cinema history.
Thrawn couldn't forget to bring his luggage. He didn't want to get to another star system, only to realize he forgot his toothbrush!
Looks like "coffins" to me. Hey ! Zombies instead of "ysalamiri". Dismay had great new ideas to make their version of the Evil Smurf do. Let's make zombies great again. Zombies are like vampires : under-exploited within tv-shows.
Kathleen Kennedy is a demolition crew for childhoods
They saved money by putting an airplane neck pillow on her head instead of a costume?
"He always stood by me" Except that time she was thrown out of the Jedi Order, or the time Order 66 was initiated and most of the Jedi were killed by their clone soldiers. Or that time they met in the Imagination Station Warp place or the time they fought over the Sith Holocron. So apart from the four times he tried to either have her killed or kill her. He always stood by her 😂😂😂😂😂😂
I made a comment about how this show would probably not get a second season due to low ratings around the 3rd episode and I got so many angry comments, where did those people go? seems like they just vanished after it was over
They turned the "attack negative comments" bot program off after the last episode.
It’s truly fascinating to watch earth Kk just blatantly lie like a professional psychopath.
“It’s all about pleasing the fans”
Like…WAAAT?!?
Sabin single handedly doomed millions of people to die and Asshoka continues to compliment her. Plus she has no force powers but somehow throws Ezra over the Grand Canyon into the Star Destroyer, a feat no other Jedi has accomplished. The only shining light in this terrible series was Ray Stevenson, who I really wanted to see more of. His backstory of surviving Order 66 would have been really interesting, far better than anything shown in this series.
Another funny observation, where is Thrawn moving the storage from? They only show the ship, they never show any other buildings on the planet.
I think they said something about catacombs?
You know it only just occured to me.... Who exactly reported the tie attack on the shuttle successful? By the time they did damage their hands were in front of their faces if they weren't outright dead, the only person who could report something would be the sensor officer, but if that happened why weren't they watching the ship when it rescued them? Even the turbolaser officers would have seen the ship line of sight.
Ahsoka, the character Filoni added time travel to star wars for bc he couldn't bear to let go of his oc waifu.
i noticed disney doesn’t let ashoka die. You hear her voice talking to rey in rise of skywalker, and i read somewhere that it was just long-distance telepathy, and a disembodied voice doesn’t necessarily mean she has died. Filoni can’t even have her be dead in a movie she doesn’t appear in!
Using the term Ronin means a direct link to planet Earth & humanity = us, living there. George was always absolutely determined that in SW there would be absolutely nothing at all that could make any such direct links to Earth & to us. The only thing allowed was that there are humans in the SW galaxy. No exact, only symbolic, historical or cultural references of any kind. And what does his "padawan learner" Dave Filoni do? Has Thrawn saying the term Ronin with the meaning it represents - to us. How can Thrawn & Ahsoka even know what a Ronin is? Have any of them been to Japan in our past?
SW is meant to be fantasy, a space saga, FAR FAR AWAY! That it's Filoni of all the other brainless & unprfessional hacks they've hired making this decision just makes it worse.
Except George was responsible for the prequels, and those had ETs species in the prequels, therefore connecting Earth to the Star Wars galaxy. But he doesn't understand his own creation.
@@theelder4797 but the events in the SW galaxy happened "a long time ago" and the Age of the Samurai (1185-1868 AD) is relatively recent in Earth-time....right? I've always assumed "a long time ago" to equal centuries or even tenths of centuries (like SW is happening during our Stone Age or similar). Or is "a long time ago" open for mystery? Either way, Filoni is still a hack.
@@HufflepuffDaddy Yeah, this isn't made for people who think about things, it's for popcorn munchers who enjoy lightsabers and 'splosions.
@@theelder4797 The ET's were just a fun gimmick as a very swift cameo, not all would even notice them, & without speaking lines. They had no impact on the plot. But the main villain verbally using the term Ronin IS a very big plot device. Sure, you are right that the ET's are indeed a connection to Earth. But plot-wise, where it MATTERS? Nope. It was a fun nod to his pal Steven & all ET fans, that's all. It had nothing else to do in TPM or SW lore in general. These are two very separate things. And I can't see at all what you mean with that this would dictate that George wouldn't know or understand his own story. A gimmick to the side that avoids all contact with plot & lead characters done on purpose rather shows that George had full knowledge of what he was doing. If any of those ET's had had any speaking lines & interacted with the main story, just as Thrawn does, then I would agree with you. But it's not at all the same thing now, is it?
oh wow i just saw the like counter on this video flip over to 1,000! And it's only been posted for an hour! Nice! i must have been number 999...fyi youtube has a little tiny bit of animation when it gets to 1,000 that looks a little like a card flipping down. It's actually kind of cool. WELL DONE ROBOTHEAD! Thank you so much for the videos. We need your perspective and humor so badly at this point in the star wars.... "saga". Please never abandon us....you are our only hope.
There's nothing weird in Thrawn using the word Ronan. Remember when Yoda downloaded the Force into Luke whom then opened his eyes and said: "I know Kung-fu"
When Ezra pops up between those 2 stormtroopers the one the right stumbles back for no reason at all. He could've easily fire as soon as Ezra popped up cause he's at point blank range. But nope gotta stumble backwards because plot armor.
"Evil will always triumph because good is dumb" seems like the mantra of this show.
The only two characters I cared about in this show: Baylan Skoll and Shin Hati. Both of them were antagonists and Ray Stevenson is dead irl. Stevenson was half the reason to watch that show. As for Thran, who cares that me made it back to the Star Wars galaxy. Why? We all know he’s just gonna send two tie fighters to attack Coroscunt while he sends 29 zombie storm troopers to attack something dumb. He has no credibility!
Don't you love that characters can stand next to Star Destroyer blast explosions and nothing happens? Perfectly healthy!
Sure wish it was *actually* finished and they wouldn't just bring it back.
I bet in season 2 Sabine will build a "motor" that can get them back to their galaxy by combining few items from the front pocket of her plot armor 😎 ... Cause she's sooo amazeballs 😍
I literally just finished reading The Lion, The Witch, and The Wardrobe. Amazing book, I love C.S. Lewis, one of, if not my favorite author. I imagine the fact that he was a devout Christian would also drive these people crazy. Also, Aslan is an allegory for Jesus Christ, wonder if they even know that lol
There might be a season 2, but that's probably just to fulfill the terms of a contract.
Do you understand how strong a woman's facial features have to be to easily see that she's black through heavy orange makeup? Strong. Really strong.
she's mocha for one. what does this have to do with anything lol
Ahsoka is everything wrong with Disney Star Wars. Not only is nothing consequential, but scenes that were established were immediately discarded for conveniences.
Sabines actions makes me think she works undercover for the empire.
And that ship he stole was the same one that belonged to the evil Jedi in first episode where they used it to board and commit mass murder of New Republic personnel . Yet it somehow casually and parked in a New Republic ship again, none of it makes any sense.
Oh wow, it's really cemented for me how forgettable these stories and characters are. I thought Morgan was a brand new character for this series until this video reminded me that I actually saw her in Mandalorian Season 2, which wasn't even that long ago. Even as a loyal viewer Disney is still trying to make me feel stupid :(
I only remember her because she's played by Bruce Lee's niece. If she was another actress, I probably would have forgotten about her too.
The closer we get to the sequels,
the dumber the shows become
The sequels are irrelevant, and the shows that overtly lead to them are equally irrelevant
Thank you for your efforts Mr Head ❤
Anyone with no knowledge of Thrawn is gonna wonder why he is so important based just on this show.
I think we all got the same shitty feeling about the last episode because they kept not explaining anything and we kept hoping it was all gonna be explained in the last episode in an hour long totally awesome action packed wrap up episode that tied everything together and introduced new mystery for next season but NOPE. AS SOON AS I HIT PLAY I KNEW IT WAS GONNA BE A MASSIVE FUK YOU TO FANS😢😢😢😢😢
“This is not the Ahsoka you’re looking for, you can go about your business….move along.”
She isn't dead. She'll be in season 2. No one dies anymore and compared to being run through with a saber, those two scratches are nothing 😂
What adds insult to injury, is that one of the best characters in anything Star Wars, since Disney bought it, passed away in real life. 😕
😂 Your show is so much better than anything Disney can muster
Not entirely true. There is "Andor". Well almost entirely true : there is only Andor.
My favorite part is when Obi wan tells Padme her bf killed a bunch of children and that he has to go kill him now and her response is basically “oh dear.”
Why did Elsbeth instantly die from the lightsaber hit? Sabine showed us that's not a good enough reason.
Well I am certainly thankful I haven’t wasted a single second of my extremely precious time on anything after mando season 1.
It was so much more fulfilling to watch this and laugh at what would have just made me aggravated if I’d watched the show in real time 🤣😂🤣
Last episode of Mando season 2 was good 👍
Mando S2 had some moments... and the Obi-Wan show was decently fun to watch from a 'so bad it's good' perspective... but that's about where I stopped. Didn't bother with Andor or Mando S3 or Ashoka. It's clear at this point that Disney/Lucasfilm just doesn't have the talent to make good television.
I remember my dad taking me to see the rerelease of phantom menace in 2012 or something, i really enjoy all 6 original movies, and it's sad to see the direction disney's taken with the story, if you can call it that anymore
If you watched in its theatrical release, you watched it in 1999.
another thing, most Star Wars fans have no idea how badly written teen shows for Disney channel are, so Disney Star Wars is just another wizard/witch platform for the Magic Kingdom.
It's weird how many conservatives never notice that every Disney property revolves around magic, which is something all right-minded worship/practices consider unwelcomed at best, and banished or banned at worst.
@@theghostofmaximumvolume3414 but i didn't, as i said i watched the re-release in like 2012
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I would pay to see episode 3 if they re-released it today, but episode 1 has too much Jar Jar Binks, and Annie-kin Skywalker dialogue.
Every release was something special and each movie took about 3 years to make. In 2015, they had consecutive movies for 5 years until 2020 and had plans for another 5. The pandemic obvious helped killing Star Wars movies but it was mainly because of the writers. Streaming became more profitable for them so they ended up pumping out TV shows, all which weren't good. The only people watching Disney Star Wars now are the new fans that consume everything and don't care about any plot holes or contradictions. Even the toys aren't wanted and are dumped off at thrift stores and sold to liquidators
Such a great intro with AT-AT stomping on KK’s head!;)~
wow thats amazing that the reputation of the JAPANESE samurai and ronin made it back "a long time ago in a galaxy far, far away"
She did make it like everything else, doesn’t feel like Star Wars either😂🤦🏽♂️
Awesome work Robot Head
Thanks 👍
I genuinely LOVED Clone Wars! I think some of the best moments in Star Wars are in that series. In fairness, it's not all good, but I thought much of it was beautifully written. Rebels on the other hand, I was... meh. A few good moments with some not so good. But I had high hopes for the Ahsoka series. Yikes was I wrong! They took some great characters from animated shows and turned them into slabs of wood. Ugh...
It's largely because George came up with a large majority of the storylines on The Clone Wars that the writers and Dave Filoni would flesh out under his supervision. George would then have final say and edit as he saw fit. It all came back to him.
A bear with a stick 😂😂😂. I can’t handle your sarcasm, im in tears 😂😂😂
Disney missed the zombie craze by 10 years lol
This show is just one giant rip-off of better ideas. Thrawn from the old book trilogy, zombie stormtroopers from the old deathtroopers horror story, the map from treasure planet, etc.
And it's all worse than the original!
Thrawn is only smart because the story keeps telling us he's smart. The zombies in deathtroopers were actually scary and smarter than this version of Thrawn! That was one of the huge reasons they seemed unstoppable!
Thank you for watching the Ashoka series so I didn’t have to.
7:50 - How does that not wreck the wings of her ship?!
she fortified it with her plot armor
They were probably also refuelling. Because you wouldn't want to get stuck in a space chase and be almost out of diesel. You might die of boredom. Always put more than 5 bucks in if you might need to use Hyperactive.
Two and a Half Jedi? Sounds like an idea for a show. Let me guess, Ezra is the half a Jedi...
How was that star destroyer even able to hover? I thought Disney Star Wars ships needed fuel.
Oh, dont tell me it's running on Nightsister Magic.... 😢
Sounds good make that canon 😂😂
Witch farts, the solution to all energy crises.