Ahsoka - The Bad Side of the Force
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Ahsoka is finished. Dave Filoni saved Star Wars! Oh, wait, no he didn't. In Part 4, Sabine puts an entire galaxy at risk of Thrawn's return in order that she gets to see Ezra Bridger again, even though they barely have a relationship to speak of. Ahsoka seemingly dies, but doesn't; and Anakin returns, because of course he does.
Part One: • Ahsoka - Not the Show ...
Part Two: • Ahsoka - Prepare for T...
Part Three: • Ahsoka - Space Whales ...
Rebels fans may have derived more joy from the show than the general audience. Then again, Ahsoka butchers a whole lot of Star Wars: Rebels lore as well, so... maybe not.
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Timestamps
Everyone Should Be Dead: 00:00 - 01:00
Sponsor: Babbel: 01:01 - 02:30
Ahsoka is an Idiot: 02:31 - 10:40
Return of the Jedi is Meh: 10:41 - 15:34
Big Ray is a Mystery Box: 15:35 - 20:30
Guns Are Sword-Like Weapons: 20:31 - 24:35
Who is Marrok? 24:36 - 35:45
Ahsoka vs Balin Round One: 35:46 - 45:00
Sabine is a Villain: 45:01 - 52:50
The World Between The Worlds: 52:51 - 58:48 - Krátké a kreslené filmy
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Ahsoka keeps breaking my testicles 😅
I spent years hoping Dis-me would never NEVER sink their claws into Ahsoka.... and I was right all along.
IMHO, the real issue is the fact that you have to be a Director or a Producer to write ANYTHING that gets any attention at wHorrywood anymore. That is the key to all of this drek, and it isn't just the current Writer's Strike, it was the last one 20+ years ago.
Anyone with original ideas and artistic merit would never go anywhere near Holy(shit)wood unless they like living as emasculated slaves, groveling for scraps. Period.
I’ll blame George Lucas more for letting that jack ass little cowboy and that stupid old bitch who doesn’t know how to do anything other than wear expensive clothes and organize catering..if Dave filoni can be allowed to make Star Wars anything then so can anyone else…I have no experience after high school and I have more better original ideas than Dave filoni will ever have because after 15 years he could not stop ripping off of other’s ideas and work
With all due respect to Mr. Kurtz, he is, in fact, wrong. The version of ROTJ where Han dies and Luke and Leia (sans being related) are free to develop their budding romance but unable to because of the circumstances their lives now posses is objectively, significantly, and borderline ridiculously better than what we got.
This is especially true with the benefit of hindsight and the knowledge of what Disney would do the character of Han Solo in the Sequels but even without, the fact remains that Luke and Leia being siblings was the first genuinely idiotic thing in Star Wars. As soon as Luke says, "Leia! Leia's my sister!" the franchise nose dives and would never again reach the heights of the previous two films. Worse than that, the previous two great films are now lessened because of this ridiculous decision. The scenes between Luke and Leia that either subtlety or overtly suggested sexual and/or romantic tension are now awkward and unpleasant. It's almost as though it was thought up by someone who actually believes that the Vietcong were fighting for freedom, democracy, and the preservation of human rights (seriously as a lifelong Star Wars fan hearing George say shit like that was like hearing that you were conceived in a gangbang).
Now, to admit my own bias, I am very partial to positive ambiguous endings, especially in regard to the action/adventure genre. Our heroes win the day but not without significant loss and sacrifice. Nevertheless, they have grown as people and are ready for the new adventures an uncertain future brings. This works particularly well for Luke and Leia as both are young and capable of not just further adventures but romances as well, even if their hearts ultimately belong to each other and also given that being domesticated doesn't fit either character's desire or personality.
Imagine if you will an alternate ROTJ where Luke and Leia aren't siblings, Han is dead, the Rebellion has defeated the Empire, but after the initial celebration Luke and Leia must now part ways. As Leia boards her ship with C3PO, her and Luke share a wistful smile at each other with the knowledge that they'll see each other again someday. Luke with R2, standing next to his X-wing, watches as Leia's ship takes off before turning to gaze out upon one of Endor's alpine lakes surrounded by a lush green forest and watch as the sun rises and the Force theme plays. Cut to credits.
Now even George would have to begrudgingly admit that, "it's like poetry, it rhymes." As that just as the sunset in A New Hope represented the sun setting on Luke's old life as he was now called to adventure and must become the hero he has long desired to be, so now the sun rises as this fully realized version of himself has come to be and a new journey awaits.
No, but yeah, Ewoks and contrivences and bullshit and daytime soap levels of acting and dialog are just as good. Just as good.
I apologize for the long comment, but I've had this sentiment pent up inside of me for a long time, and I imagine you of all people would agree that when something builds up to the point of unnerving frustration it must be released regardless of how messy the outcome may be.
Thank you for the video, and I greatly look forward to the next as well as all future videos.
6:31
Explain yourself!
Ben reminiscing about Ahsoka was both horrifying and hilarious.
I mean who didn't want to train (or run the train on) with the best meat saber handler in the galaxy
In the grim darkness of the far future there is only lolicon.
@@Rayrardplease stop. I watched this video once and suddenly all Luke's reforms started to make so much sense
- sir I thought jedi are not supposed to marry?
- no, no nothing wrong with being married...actually they SHOULD be married.
Some of the best comedy bit on CZcams
I about pissed myself laughing. Excellent work old boy.
I find it hilarious that Dave Filloni loved his Star Wars OC so much, that he had to make up time travel to bring her back. He’s a fan fiction writer getting paid millions.
@@haydentravis3348they all betrayed George Lucas but nobody seems to care.
George doesn't care the most. At least did so when he still had anything to say.
@@antonisauren8998 yeah he went sour after 1980 all about selling merchandise $$$
@@treystephens6166as if George could weite anything better at this point. I mean as SWTheory like to point out Georges newest sequel Script is a living Darth Maul. Again. That fucking character died. In phantom menace.
@@TurKlackin heartbeat, I'd take the chance on going back in time and doing the sequel trilogy over again with Lucas, even if it sucks. And Star Wars Theory is a manbaby idiot.
I'll say this much for Filoni. He never fails to deliver gratuitous ass shots.
True.
Dave "Assshot" Filoni
So there is still good in him.
Only matched by the Arms crossed look.
But are they worth it when they're just so mid and in unflattering pants?
"Ray uses the Force to look at the script." Seriously, 90% of internet critics are better at words than the alleged "writers" employed by Disney.
Thank you for including that old Obi-Wan copypasta about Ahsoka. A perfect performance from Sir Alec Guinness.
Certainly some of his best work.
It was all improv. George liked it so much he kept it in.
That is a hillariously well done copypasta. Even referencing Lucas's no underwear in space line.
@@ggt47 So did Obi-Wan
@@bumfluffaddlepate1680assoka disagreed... That's why yoda fled to the degoba shite swamps in shame and never wanted to see another so called Jedi
It all makes so much sense now
Edit: the amount of alliteration in that sentence is mind boggling lol
the Obi wan bit telling Luke about Ahsoka was pure gold man. I salute you
I can’t take all the credit - the text is a famous copypasta thing and someone, somewhere, used AI to do the voice (I think) - I’ve searched all over for the original but there’s quite a few around. I just put footage to it.
:D thanks for the info. your rendition is hilarious! @@TheLittlePlatoon
If they wanted to do something interesting and fucked up with Marrok they should've made him the reanimated corpse of Kanan Jarrus. That would actually have importance to the characters. Imagine if Hera had to put down the corpse of her love, twisted into a deadly puppet by the dark side.
That might have been pretty powerful, actually.
That hits on so many levels. How low the enemy would go to push the heroes to the brink in one instance. Maybe only the witches knew. Maybe that is the fate that will befall Big Rey and Illie Beilish. Maybe that is why Ahsoka and Sabine at still alive, to be corpse pupppets. But nah, green gas dude.
It is nothing short of amazing that random CZcams commenters can come up with better stories in about five seconds than the highest paid Hollywood writers.
I thought the scene where Vader killed Ahsoka in Rebels was a fitting end for her character. But of course, Dave had to save his precious OC and bent the rules of time itself to save her later in the show. He gives his characters astronomical plot armour, especially in this show. Love your breakdowns of these episodes, they really articulate the way I felt watching them. Also your videos are much more enjoyable than the show itself.
He’s fanfiction levels of writing with a boner for saving his pet characters. It’s ruins the entire story and the entire world the story is set in.
Thrawn calling Ahsoka a "ronin" was the biggest bucket of cringe I've ever had dumped over my head.
Second only to "Daimyo Boba"
The sanjuro part with the interview has me gasping for air with laughter and disbelief. It really goes to show they are actually as clueless as your critique portrays them as.
I was kinda shocked. I know we all sit here joking about how dumb they must be, but then you learn that it's not a joke at all.
The sheer insanity of the director not knowing what a character even is!!! WHY ARE WE HERE? JUST TO SUFFER?
It’s very much like Rian Johnson and how he designed the bombers. He just wanted a WW2 looking ship despite it not making sense in a space battle and when the OT did that aesthetic already for the galactic civil war. It would have made more sense to use Cold War era inspired ships if anything. But, copying ideas from the OT instead of building from them is also a common trend with Disney Star Wars.
@@TheLittlePlatoonWith such biting wit and keen intellect,not to mention your soothing and charismatic voice,Mate you truly are one of my favorite "Jesters" on this video media player we all imbibe of called CZcams keep up da good work me boy.
Bro, it was the cheapest and laziest of imitations. Sanjuro deserved better than this mentally deficient crap. This is everything wrong with Hollywood. They make lazy copies and think themselves so clever, only to be later revealed that they are total idiots and just stumbled into their jobs. What the fuck.
"Meat saber..."
I m dead.
No, you survived.
No one ever truly dies... Or some malarkey.
Point about the two pilots that died, it isn't just that Hera doesn't recieve punishment for their deaths, there are two additional things that make it particular bad writing imo. Firstly it is the lack of recognisition by anyone else, in her trail no one mentions their deaths or in the episode after. The second one is bigger, it's that it doesn't seem to effect Hera even, these people weren't just random pilots, they were willing to disobey orders for her. That surely means that they were very close with her and yet she never shows this to be the case.
It's actually disgusting. We see multiple times in great stories the weight commanders bear. But neither the Empire or the Republic give a shit apparantly. It's a trope the bad guys don't but not even the "good" guys.
Yeah, and it goes against her characterization in rebels when a similar thing happens and she is deeply affected by the loss of her squadron members.
Almost as if world building is 100% dead in these properties. There's not flavor to any of it, it's just "Star Wars: The Protein Paste"
Because it's written by psychopaths who've never felt healthy emotions in their lives.
Stronk wAHMENZ don’t have weaknesses like emotions.
The plot armour is strong with these two. It surrounds them, penetrates them, it binds their universe together.
*it surrounds them, it scissors them
@@colmoe I stand corrected.
I've just started writing a book. More of a passion project so far but I've had positive reactions to the little I've written so far. And I've got Platoon and Mauler to thank for essentially teaching me how to go about it in a non-abysmal way.
Same 😊 Watching Platoon at work taught me so much as a French writer! Also made me confident about my writing
Hell yeah! They're great lessons on what not to do when story crafting. I just released my first book and I've gotta say, these reaction channels really have helped remind me what I'm up against. People are being paid millions for this absolute dreck, I shouldn't have any embarrassment about what I've put out into the world. Yet at the same time, there are those like Platoon and his 165k subscribers that clearly want quality and at least semi-intelligent writing.
Good luck to you!!
Channels like The Little Platoon, Mahler, Literature Devil, and The Closer are such great help when it comes to creating stories. I have no designs for novels, but I do a lot of DMing and it helps to keep storytelling there cohesive. Even there, with other voices moving the story along, the events still have to make sense.
As a writer, if the only thing you ever do is you do NOT write complete dogshit by simply putting five minutes of thought into your scripts, you are automatically more talented than 99% of modern Hollywood/Netflix writers. That's how low the bar has fallen.
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The part with Maul, Ahsoka, Yoda, Anakin and the younglings hit quite hard, not gonna lie
They really and unwittingly made Ahsoka into a monster
I love how the timing and framing of it in the full context of the scene makes it look like Ahsoka didn't tell them because she was still being a petty bitch about Mace throwing her 'citizen' remark back in her face.
@@nobody2996 EVEN BETTER
What a hero she is
The madlad actually had Obi read out the entire orange bcheek copypasta, i cant believe it
I love this episodic approach you're doing. So much fun. The edited inserts are hilarious and the speed that you're able to crank out each episode while maintaining such a high degree of quality is quite honestly, amazing.
This Assoka series has been one of the funnest, most enjoyable and at times laugh out loud funny, pieces of ACTUAL entertainment that I've seen recently.
Pip pip...tut...tut and carry on my fine man. The art you're creating is PRICELESS.
Fr. So glad
I woke up at 1:00 AM - thirty minutes ago - and forgot for a second that
_she's gone, because of my stupid mistakes, and the whore I ruined it all over is gone too, and I just spend my days alone with only the ticking of the clock, and the cat, and endless little baggies of drugs for company-_
-and I wondered for a second if I could make her promise to take care of my kitty and say sorry to me ma and then just, y'know, get a little extra lead in my diet
and then I opened CZcams and I saw *another Little Platoon Assoka episode was up **_ALREADY_*
...and I realized life was beautiful and good after all. 🌈
@@Kveldred this comment was a journey. Wish you well 😂
@@Kveldred😂
When Ahsoka burned her hand on the map, I really thought they were going to copy Raiders of the Lost Ark and somehow use the imprint of the sphere on her hand to follow the villains to the other galaxy.
I would have prefered the copy.
Hayden Christensen, Ray Stevenson, and the 2 young child actors Ariana Greenblatt(Young Ashoka and Evan Whitten(Jaycen Syndulla) deserve the best and plenty of awards for giving the best performances in this garbage of a show. They didn’t deserve this
Is star wars radioactive now?
@@haydentravis3348 It’s a radioactive, rotting corpse
Bro its so fucking sad to me that hayden finally gets to be part of star wars without being shit on and this is what they give him. Maybe in 20 years the third time will be the charm.
@@crimsonking440 By that time, Hayden will be in his late 50s or 60s or 70s at best.
@@chasehedges6775With a side dish of Disney’s mouse repeatedly raping said corpse in an attempt to get a pregnancy to stick. Same apples to Avengers except they aborted the only child they had while alive.
These episodes are vastly more entertaining than the medium they are based upon.
The clever inserts of Monty Python humor mixed in with jabs at France is genius.
You work hard on your product and it shows.
I’m glad you liked it!
I also enjoy making fun of France
@@davidmingle5910
Frenchies when they see a snail or horse:
🍴😋
Each time at first it hurts, then I remember how warranted it it. There's a lot wrong with this country.
Cheers from southern France! 🍻
Hey, we aren't all like that!
I've yet to taste horse.
By the way, this is character assassination of Sabine. She once made a deal with Empire, designed a weapon for them, which they used on her people and her family rejected her. She would never make the same mistake again, especially if there's no guarantee Ezra is alive.
This whole show was assassinating Rebels characters and throwing their 4 seasons of development in the trash.
@@cympimpin20Ironically done by the guy that made Rebels in the first place
@@RicardoGantusa💯
@@RicardoGantusa He didn't write the first season.
@@user-xx6vy9ri8p true, but there were 4 seasons and he is executive producer and co-creator so you can't devalue his involvement just because he doesn't have a writing credit for every episode
That copypasta came out of nowhere and punched me in the face harder than the Mystery Brick did, holy hell. 10/10.
If they don’t, they REALLY need to give concept artists writing credits because I’m pretty sure they announce a show, someone draws up concept art, and then the “writing” is just a way of making all their fav pictures happen
Holy Jesus. That Obi Wan monologue had my jaw on the floor the entire time. And then the three words he finished me off on had me laughing so hysterically my neighbor came upstairs to check on me, thought I was dying. And Jesus I was.
In fairness, it's an old monologue that's been around for a few years. But "she was a good friend" kills every time.
Absolutely. Amazing dialog work. Eat your heart out Failoni.
The "Sanjuro" quote from the director blew my mind. I can't believe he actually watched a movie before making this. He probably just watched clips. Kurasawa films are too subtle and nuanced for any of these clowns attention spans. Also almost every samurai movie from the time had that scene.
Old Kenobi remarking about seeing asoka's orange putty while cutting down battle droids as being "surreal"...I just spit a mouthful of soda on my phone. Well done. 10/10 My subscription has been won.
I think the original copypasta author on 4-Chan probably deserves most of the credit, but his name is lost to time…
I’ve heard it and read it before, but it’s always funny. It’s so absurd and out of place.
@@TheLittlePlatoon All the same good sir, I tip my hat to you. The editing and line delivery was just perfect. chef's kiss!
Congratulations you've now talked more about Ashoka than the runtime of the series
Which is more time then the creators spent writing them
Time better spent in my opinion
And I hung onto every minute. This is by far more entertaining and hilarious than anything Disney has put out in years.
He had finally embraced the way of the Longman.
Criticism that is longer than the thing it's talking about is automatically bad - Bilbo Baggins
Assoka: where the characters are full of hot air.
This works on quite a few levels in Marrok's case...
Soooo true.
Ah, good old Marrok. That's covered in this video, funnily enough!
@TheLittlePlatoon Indeed, I've kept track of the.....well calling it plot is rather generous but I've been keeping track of it on EFAP XD
Marrom is everything wrong with JJ Abram’s mystery box style of writing and the ilk he spawned. It could be anything, it could be nothing, but we’ll never know because it’s a mystery.
@@chazzitz-wh4ly THIS
i just can’t fathom how zombies can be a threat to a jedi in star wars. every jedi is equipped with the perfect anti zombie weapon that can sever limbs. a lightsaber is quite literally the best weapon against stumbling flesh monsters besides maybe a nuke.
omg man.....obi wan talking to luke about ashoka.....i haven't laughed that hard in years
38:40 I love how whoever did this took time to address also the Pointless backward saber grip that Disney likes so much because some 10-year-old must have said that it looks cool
That Obi Wan speech was so unexpected, I nearly choked to death on a Fox's Glacier Mint. Bloody thing hit the back of my throat like a bullet.
Someone should animate Platoon trying to order French wine and the ensuing fist fight. 😂
That would be very funny!
Being a french man, I could even play the role of a pedantic Parisian waiter. "Non mon cher monsieur, ça ne se dit pas _kato_ , mais plutôt _shato_ "
I am dying right now listening to Obi Wan talking about Ahsoka 😂😂😂😂 it's too damn good Platoon. Thank you for that 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
This is a brilliant series. I sincerely look forward to every episode. Keep doing your thing - here's some drinking money
Why thank you very much! I need all the booze I can get with this series.
All of these Assoka reviews have been great. Please don't scrap Episodes 5-8, we need a complete review series!
Surely he intends to finish them =0
@@capitalofcambrom seems that he doesn't :(
I believe at this point you have officially given this series more attention than it deserves.
I think it was worth watching the show, so when I watch Charlie Hopkinson do his deep fake reactions and TLP do his deep dives, gives the show the ability to be watched from start to end!
Holy shit. I listen to your videos to sleep sometimes, and I was half-awake during Obi Wan monologue. I thought I was having a fever dream.
That would be a very disturbing dream.
That entire section of Obi-wans's recollection of Ahsoka just straight up killed me. 🤣
I actually Lol'd, very rare nowadays, kudos.
Filoni is such a hack… his singular goal is to utterly destroy the entire Star Wars IP.
💯💯💯 Him and KK
omg dude the Obi-Wan voice-over talking about he and Anakin's exploits with Ahsoka had me dying, so freaking funny! Whatever AI you used to get Obi-Wan's voice right was spot on.
I would bet that Dave has the best Ahsoka costume for his wife and now is moving on to Hera lol
I immensely enjoy the 'Mystery Brick' phrase, it is so very fitting!
"Should be dead".....oh who are we kidding? Ahsoka's died 3 times already. Once in TCW on Mortis. Again facing Vader on Malachor. And now another time after getting knocked unconscious underwater for an extended period of time with no oxygen.
alec guiness explaining to luke how they smashed ashoka as part of jedi training of course has to be the funniest things i've seen!
On a costume level everything looks strangely clean, like they just got it yesterday. Then in later episodes the Stortroopers look like a amateur was told to make them look dirty, busted up an trashed and then attached trash to clean armor.
I never believed and the secret of the man in the armor would have a satisfying revelation but the review being " He is the Oogie Boogie man from The Nightmare Before Christmas " is definitely something that i wasn't expecting in the worst way possible.
They could have done an interesting thing with Sabine taking a wound in her first lightsaber fight without aping the amputations of the past or utterly diminishing the threat of a lightsaber by having her lose an eye. It's a permanent consequence, it makes the villain seem dangerous, and Sabine could suffer significant loss that could change her character and/or cause her to experience genuine fear about fighting with lightsabers.
I think I actually died for a few seconds from laughing while listening to Grandpa Ben's war story.
There was a time when, as I remember, the SW community had been torn in perception of the prequels. Western fans had more negative view on those episodes, while Russian community spoke warmly about them (because for example, those episodes made much more sense in deconstructing what original trilogy was, than what came after thanks to Disney and Ryan Johnson). I'm so happy to realize how we're more united over how bad everything has become since Disney took over.
The most redeeming part of this show (the butt shots) is completely negated by the fact I can find dozens of cosplayers for free on DA or some other site.
Who knew Filoni’s hat was there to cover the lobotomy scars.
"and she was a good friend"
🤣🤣I'm dying
I laughed so hard my sides are hurting.
Omg the Old man Kenobi segment was friking hilarious 😂 thank you so much for this
To give Lucas some credit, while some of his scripts make little sense if you really think about them, at least he planned them out and even in terms of the sometimes ridiculous twists, you could say they are *kiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiinda* plausible and had thought behind them. Never in our wildest nightmares would we hear George saying "Yeah, Vader...he's kinda mechanical. Not entirely human I guess." while another writer just made Vader be reanimated by weird dark-green pixie dust.
As much as the prequels had moments of nonsense, they at least had a clear vision, a plan, an idea behind them. They weren't just a vehicle for (admittedly great) ass-shots.
His scripts were never finished though when they weren’t used
There was the whole redrafting process to still do, and considering that they’re honestly really good for first drafts
@@looinrims I haven't read them, so I'll take your word on that. My point is, while the end result has mistakes for sure, you can see the thought and purpose behind it, you can see the effort to convey something, you can see that, while flawed, it's not *empty.* In fact a lot of things worked really well, either for characterisation, worldbuilding or just lore creation. Unlike most of what we've been given recently.
Obi-wan's Ahsoka speech... i'm dead 🥴
That was pure brilliance. "She had the tightest ass and perkiest tits in the galaxy" 😂😂😂
Gotta admit, that took me down too. Paused to come here and find your comment, knew it would be here lol
Unbelievable! A one-hour review of Platoon is more entertaining than the entire series. The Obi-Wan part killed me, thanks for your great work!
Obi-Wan talking about Ahsoka was hilarious.
Platoon keeps taking Filoni's "napkin notes" that pass themselves as a script of this series and actually expanding on them
Sabine knows its important to close to melee range because of how shes spent time building up an immunity to lightsabers
I would love to see you read the Thrawn Trilogy or play through X-Wing Alliance. Because while I love you tearing apart terrible stuff, I think you would be equally great at showing why things work... And making fun at little flaws and funny things in these great Star Wars stories. As well as showing WHY these things are beloved.
I think its safe to say... that NOBODY, I mean, NOBODY... does a better deep-dive critique of movies/shows than TLP. The sarcasm / wit humor is undeniable....ly funny!!!
Best lines Alec Guinness has ever read. He's taken his first steps into a larger world.
That obi wan/Alec guinness AI or whatever clip is an absolute gem
AI Obi-wan never sounded better than ever that monologue had me chuckling through the rest of the video😂😂😂
6:30 bro tried to hide it from us
you missed your chance to call this episode "the butt side of the force" 🤣
It leads to things that are… unattainable and unnatural.
I'm trying not to give CZcams too many reasons to strike me for community violations...
The backside of the force?
easily the worst joke I've ever heard
Its a shame we lost Mr. Stevenson because id love to see more adventures of Big Ray and Billie!
Weirdly enough, I actually like the show a little more after watching this because it helps me imagine how it *might* have worked.
I just get frustrated by all the wasted potential.
It is as if the shows and those who write them are terrified at the idea of leaning into lore without doing any exposition dumping to help the casuals get through the show.
The plots are so dull. They're worse than the formulaic Legends books that exist. At least those attempt to give the characters some stakes and peril before they ultimately succeed. Yes, it can be predictable (like NCIS in space), but it leads to better stories and better character development. You wind up appreciating the accomplishments that the OT characters were able to achieve between the OT and the later bits of media they were involved in, it helps sell them as heroes.
These shows are just events barely stitched together happening with no real consequences either way. It's so dry.
Sabine just literally stood there and let Billie Eilish hit her, she had more than enough time to cut her in half while she did her spinney move and all she had to do was bring her hands down. It's like she wanted to tank her hit and be like "in your face".
Man, I can't believe that Marrok turned out to be Yoda's ashes. Such a great reveal.
Ah, man. So many hours playing X-Wing Alliance. What a great game and an excellent Star Wars story. My cousins and I used to have LAN parties together and play custom games with one of the OG trilogy on in the background. Magic. Great series, LP. So happy to see you rising up. You deserve it, my brother.
That green gas sith was actually a chapter brother of The Thousand Sons. He went through the Warp and ended up in an even dark timeline than his home and when he died, it was the best thing to happen because another scene in this dump would have been worse than any fate in the Warp
Disney Star Wars is so twisted and nonsensically convoluted that even Tzeentch is offended.
Emperor protect us.
Not you Palpy
Oh god, imagine the freak out of Warhammer fans if Warp demons showing up to wreck Star Wars out of mercy. I personally would love it as a form of Retconning everything Disney made. (Except rogue one, and the games Like fallen order and survivor.)
"...she was a good friend."
That old Ben Kenobi bit was hilarious-thank you little platoon
37:47 i went from 🤔to 💀
Serbian took a saber to the liver, yet her survival was never in question in my mind. Filoni would never kill a character he loves.
Indeed, we serbians have become so efficient at consuming alcohol we don't even need a liver anymore. Clearly Filoni is a misunderstood genius on that one.
That’s the problem with Filoni when it all comes down to it: he’s not going to save George’s vision and characters, only his own
The Force has always been problematic for fights, because you need excuses why the characters won't use it. I believe the patched in excuse for Force-user vs Force-user is that they are generally shielded from the effects, no choking or pushing possible.
Edgy girl shows that she's able to push Sabine with quite the (lowercase) force. Even if she can't spam it, this is clearly an incredibly abusable advantage as she could've surely ragdolled her around in this fight more than once and for instance launch Sabine off the tower in their first duel.
And when edgy girl joins Ahsoka's and Balin's duel, Ahsoka just easily knocks her out. With that in mind, what on earth stopped her from doing this FROM THE START!?
There's always been some head cannony answers to this that are sort of hinted at in outside media. The headcannon is that if you try to use force powers on other Force Users they can just counter with the force. This is made reality in older video games like Jedi Academy. In the 2003 Clone Wars microseries, General Grevious actually used Psychological warfare and unconventional attacks in order to throw off Jedi opponent's concentration and hinder their ability to use the force.
Of course, the disney era has pretty much thrown all of that out the window.
@@williamcronshaw5262I always thought using the Force aggressively in a battle between two Force Users has to be more exhausting than using the Force to lift stones or float around, and that because Force Users are generally more attuned to the Force and have higher senses so they any user could easily counter most Force attacks and thus it would be a waste of time and energy. You would have to make very well timed and precise Force maneuvers to attack. Just my little head canon that I've always had.
@@AcidifiedMammoth Yeah, that is one I follow, since in the heat of combat, using an energy source like that takes a lot of physical energy out of you like a stamina bar. Though I’m leaning more towards SWTOR’s energy system but you get where I’m coming from. Using too much force wears you out and renders you near helpless in combat, you can still defend yourself in blades, but against other force attacks… your screwed.
"...and she was a good friend." That shit will never not be funny :D
20:39 “Fairly pointless filler dialogue” you’ve just described 99% of the dialogue in the show.
38:53 Bloody hell that was great, better writing in a minuet than the whole show to boot.
LOL at AI Obi-Wan talking about Ahsoka... "the perkiest breasts in the galaxy"
Okay seriously, how dare you do that with Alec Guinesses' voice lmao 🤣😭
38:10 the best thing on this channel
However much that voice actor was paid, it was worth it
Love this series. My brother told me about your channel a week or so ago and I’ve been binging your vids ever since.
Are you ever planning on finishing your Rings of Power analysis? Random Film Talk’s was great from a strictly movie fan perspective, but your deep lore knowledge was a welcome contrast.
That's definitely the plan! Season 2 releases next year so I'm going to try and finish off the Season 1 reviews before it comes out.
@@TheLittlePlatoon epic, I think I might need to rewatch the videos you have so far in preparation.
@TheLittlePlatoon please ignore season II
Can we get a compilation of all the stares throughout all of Ahsoka? I’m just fascinated to know what the total stare time is.
it may give metal gear solid a run for its money in terms of cutscene length
“Uses the force to read the future post of wookiepedia” that killed me XD
58:00 : Well, although I, like most fans, HATE the 'Somehow Palpatine Returned' thing, this would be the absolute perfect way to explain it (although I think the Force itself would have a problem with the Paradox of himself saving himself).
The reveal that Leia is Luke's sister was already set up in Empire, right after the "I am your father moment," with Luke calling out to her using the force. The idea that George wanted a reveal moment of his own - and thus changed the script of RotJ - is an interesting take, but the whole set up and reveal of Vader being Luke's father was part of George's story well before A New Hope's actual script was written. I doubt Lucas felt jealous or like he needed "his own" reveal. The OT and prequels are his creations before anyone else's.
I have to add that having Vader use the threat of turning Leia to the Dark Side is what draws Luke back into his fight with Vader in RoTJ. Without it the only threat would have been to killing Luke, who already accepted his death on the ...Deathstar, or just killing his friends in general to goad him into attacking, which Creamy Sheev already did. While having Luke and Leia being siblings is messy at times, it adds more than it messes up.
I think it's a stretch to call that a set up.
The OT very much isnt his creation. The prequels prove it. The prequels are what the OT would have been had Lucas been able to do what he wanted. Thats why the OT works
Lucas famously had the least influence on Empire, and you can bet your ass he is buttmad it is generally the preferred film. He is so buttmad he refuses to just release the movie as it was, insisting on his botched versions as the *only* ones people should be allowed to acquire.
That's fucked up. That aint rite.
Return of the Jedi might be a bit of a mess, but it has a lot that I still love in it and is still in my personal top 3 star wars movies 😅
There are only three Star Wars movies, lol
Revenge Of The Sith and Return Of The Jedi are both great
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Wrong, there are 6. And only 6
@@johns.1854if in your world 3 now means 6 then yes you are correct 😂. Nice try baby.
@@sharong8794 maybe 4.5 at a stretch :P
A meat saber!!! The entire 501st ran a train??? Priceless!!!
Oh my goodness, the Frasier clip. I love that bit.
Yay! My 13-hour work day is saved…at least in part…
Thanks again for the suffering and diligence of work!
Same here.
I work only for 8 hours
When a new hope was written I don't think George even knew that Vader was going to be lukes father
Until you read the drafts from around 1974. It's there just not fleshed out.
@@sharong8794 good to know he started writing in 1973
Fair use Jawa has returned once more to cure me of my crippling depression.
“The brick of mystery is not subtle”
Im also so done with un trained non jedi using lightsabers. The whole reason the jedi where the only ones to use it its because the extreme skill set needed and even if you do have those skills combined with the force they are near unstoppable.
The only exception is general grievous and he needed 4 to compete against single saber jedi
And he also trained. Under one of the best duelists of the Order.
@@cellardweller5245 Yep! Exactly.
omg, this analysis was dead on accurate! thank you for calling this dumpster fire out
6:30 ayy yo 🤨
" They should really really really be dead " 22:30 🤣🤣🤣
Now I have no idea what the "testicle" real name is.