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I like obi wan. You need to like something.

7:07 💀

I turned to my wife in the theater about halfway through and said "this isn't very good." and she agreed.

Nothing tops starkiller base's stupidity. A small red dwarf star will CASUALLY literally rip apart gas giants if they get too close. And that solar system had a sunlike star, which would be 5-10x more massive and larger in size. Converting its mass to energy would not only outshine the entire GALAXY, it would quite literally vaporize everything in that solarsystem. It would be so bright and so hot, you'd have to be lightyears away to not be cooked. Its energy would take weeks, possibly months to fully expel. And you're telling me all that starmass is good for is blowing up 5 pebbles? Come ON! that's like using the entire energy ever produced by humanity and barely powering a 0.00000001w bulb for a bit. That scene is a disrespect to stars and science.

✨girl power✨ 🥲🔫

Actually Max in Fury Road being the mute boy does make alot of sense.

I wanted to like Furiosa, but it wasn't good. I do love Fury Road though.

Great and honest review. Its hard to watch these movies when you grew up with the originals. They should stop calling them Mad Max and just call it "Queen of the Wastelands".

3:10 "star was saved my life" I think what she really means is that she figured her days of big money and having idiots fawning over her were over and now that she's been handed another golden ticket with little to no repercussion over what she did or didn't do in regards to the whole H.W. "situation" she's expressing relief she didn't have to go get a real job.

Your comedic timing is criminally underrated on CZcams. The “find someone else” line 😂. Hahaha! gold. But, yeah, this franchise is fuckin dead.

And now, apparently, Finn is for sensitive?! What the heck was Disney thinking?

I quit actually caring about star wars when the sequel trilogy came out and every project since a been a steaming pile of shit and only George Lucas has the knowledge to make star wars great again but at this point star wars is completely dead and is nothing but a zombie wandering around

Lezzie Headsand: "Star Wars saved my life." Star Wars: And, in return, you killed me!

I liked some of the visuals

I wanted more on Furiosa's origins in the green space led by female warriors. Spend time showing how she honed her deadly survival skills as a child. Show Furiosa's mother mentoring her daughter. This would make mom's murder more impactful for the audience. Devote the 2nd act to Furiosa's rise from a fledgling mechanic to a full-fledged imperator. Develop the mentor relationship with Praetorian Jack, and show the audience how imperators learn & apply their craft. Third act: show her journey of building her own team, earning the status and respect among the war boys and the bosses. Those struggles and growth would be far more interesting than the Mary Sue, girl boss, female rage, patriarchy bad product we got. And more badass cars and trucks driving scenes please. That's the single best thing about the franchise. Sadly, the vehicles are barely noticeable here.

Disney execs: "Remake with ambiguously racial lesbian as the lead and we're in business! And if we can't do that, the little girl becomes the 'Strong Female Character' to save the day in the next one!"

I really hate that character Rey.

Ya, the reason u need the force to use a lightsaber is: imagine holding a pencil in ur hand erasure up. You swing it around, and if at any point the eraser isn't pointing enough away from you, you maim or kill yourself. Its a weapon with no weight that deals insane damage. You don't have the balance a sword would have to indicate where the blade is, and because of its lack of weight it can be swung crazy fast whereas a real blade is limited in its velocity by its weight and ur strength. I can literally turn a lightsaber blade in my hand with the flick of a finger but can't do that with a blade, and certainly not with enough force to cause any real damage. That's why a lightsaber is a jedi exclusive weapon. Could u use it to perform a simple one time act very carefully? Sure! But to fight with it? Lol, you'd end urself before the enemy had the chance. Also, love how in the scene at 4:40 Finn just falls on the lightsaber... that would just bisect him....

Andor is an amazing star wars show painting what we never saw, the life of more "normal people" trying to life or fight the empire as they can. What's even better is how Andor just try to survive in this world. just one of the best star wars show i've saw since rogue one.

Space horses? Why that? They could have done what they did on the Ewok planet. Hollywood actors have to do what they are told

whats that song you play at the end

I watched the intro and that was it, I turned it off as soon as I saw the Multicultural girl power garbage was legit

the power of 1 the power of 2 the power of maaaaaaanyyyyyyyyyy

I can’t believe it James Cameron said that 1:52

this movie is great y’all r just desperate to hate on something. like …. 3:43 are you a moron? it wasn’t 10 minute it was like 10 years. do u not understand how trees work?

Stepin' Fetchit and Mantan Morland=Jar Jar Binks and Finn=Rian J. and K. Kennedy.

01:08 lol, that is such a mean thing to say, I love it!

Man, this was a truly brilliant film. I was blown away by it.

She fell out of an ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down. What an absolute turd of a human. She cant even fake cry right.

Asoka “many masters trained him over the years. It takes a great deal of will and training to master” A few weeks later… Asoka “here’s your lightsaber Sabein and it will come to you when you need it so for now just use this cup”.

Wait this was 2 years ago that’s scary

Star Wars saved my life, so I took a dump on it

Bro, where you at? We've got Acolyte to SMASH!

No. Absolutely not. TLJ was the death of Star Wars. There was no coming back from that.

I bet mollie and alex loved that!

this video aged well, because disney is still doing this and it's getting worse, like now kylo ren, sabine and the acolyte characters are just surviving being stabbed with a lightsaber as if they were cut with a butterknife...

Who else is waiting for Robot Head's roasting of the Acolyte?

If Star Wars saved your life, then why would you KILL it?!!

Characters always scream people's names ........

THANK YOU for the HONESTY in your review. Everyone is busy kissing the movies butt as it slips below tye sand. It was AWFUL!🙄

the acolyte episode 3: *allow me to introduce myself*

My son watched TLJ for free & wanted hid money back. I've never seen it. Checked out after TFA

JJ is the biggest hack of the era.

FYI "Leslye" this is the last show you'll ever head. You're incompetent.

An elegant video for a more civilized age. Nowdays everyone can be born by a force to a space lesbian and be a super-force-user from day one.

Let’s see, so far we have force sensitive twins, a troubled master seeking redemption, an evil controlling figure in the shadows manipulating events, yep really original new content, thanks Disney Oh yes and let’s make the females all super strong and logical and the men flawed idiots✅

i need to see the dislikes on this incell rant (also how is his dad a moron because he's confused as to what the spot is saying)

There were scenes ripped off from at least 6 different sci fi movies.

Really? Arnold's accent is a topic now? You are sounding an awful lot like the woke idiots you criticize so much, trying to frame it like his accent, or identify, is a weird thing. Ever thought that Australians sound funny too? Would an Australian Terminator be ok in your mind?

Imagine if Disney was competent and actually made good movies and series? Like I personally wanted a Mace Windu movie covering his life or Hell a series call it "Mace". But yeah no...i hope i didnt give them ideas so they can ruin another character.