Star Wars For Girls - The Acolyte

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  • čas přidán 8. 05. 2024
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    The Acolyte’s second trailer is here and it looks like Disney are going full girl brand. The once power house story for boys has turned it’s back on the old fans in it’s search for a new audience. And that idea is not going so well. Will the Acolyte save Disney and Star Wars? Or will it be the final nail in the coffin for this galaxy far far away?
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  • @RobotHead
    @RobotHead  Před měsícem +225

    Will The Acolyte save Star Wars? (We all know the answer). You can find me on Twitter and Instagram. And do the “Like”, “Subscribe” and “Bell” thing so you don’t miss a video. Cheers my friends!

  • @citizenjubjub
    @citizenjubjub Před měsícem +1178

    that "star wars saved my life" moment is one of the phoniest things I've ever seen and im glad you keep reminding us of it.

    • @DaNinja60
      @DaNinja60 Před měsícem +68

      Was Harvey chasing her when a Star Wars episode came on TV or something? 😂

    • @bartoszwrobel770
      @bartoszwrobel770 Před měsícem +59

      ​@@DaNinja60even Weinstein wouldnt touch this

    • @Deuteromis
      @Deuteromis Před měsícem +64

      I knew she was fake when asked what her favorite Star Wars was, she couldn't name one and just said she liked them all.

    • @DaNinja60
      @DaNinja60 Před měsícem +26

      @@Deuteromis That is the go to answer when you don't have a clue. 😂

    • @riildiilcomments891
      @riildiilcomments891 Před měsícem +25

      Exactly what part of Star Wars "saved her life"?

  • @GIBBO4182
    @GIBBO4182 Před měsícem +2343

    As a straight, white male…I can’t wait until I get the blame for this show failing!

    • @RadioactiveDinosaur
      @RadioactiveDinosaur Před měsícem +83

      You and me both 😂

    • @starwin4000
      @starwin4000 Před měsícem +28

      It will only fall on deaf ears.

    • @SunnyLovetts
      @SunnyLovetts Před měsícem

      stop assuming your gender bigot

    • @user-sv9we5bx2n
      @user-sv9we5bx2n Před měsícem +34

      Even koreans don’t watch this
      Despite of lee sung Jae is in it.

    • @robertdouble559
      @robertdouble559 Před měsícem +52

      @@user-sv9we5bx2n Waste of his considerable talent. He deserves better. No doubt they'll make him a weak little man who needs to be told what's good by a mary sue.

  • @ericgarcia4745
    @ericgarcia4745 Před měsícem +150

    Jabba is Weinstein. Leia is his victims. That little giggling pet creature is Headland

    • @wytho3751
      @wytho3751 Před měsícem +28

      Don't besmirch Salacious Crumb like that, bro.

    • @badfoot
      @badfoot Před měsícem +9

      And rancor is KK getting ridden by boba fett who is boba iger marching through & destroying Moss Espa which is Disney Co.

    • @vtaycur
      @vtaycur Před měsícem +4

      I was gonna say she reminds me of some creature you’d find scuttling around Tatooine

    • @KeldorDAntrell
      @KeldorDAntrell Před 29 dny +2

      @@wytho3751 Salacious *B* Crumb (what a name).

  • @_MikeJon_
    @_MikeJon_ Před měsícem +182

    My wife was reading about this show yesterday. She said "who tf is this for? A girl power star wars? Literally no one wants that." I was proud lol

    • @zakkblack5024
      @zakkblack5024 Před měsícem +3

      This

    • @user-yp6yr9te7l
      @user-yp6yr9te7l Před měsícem +20

      It's been girl power for literally a decade now, lol. Rey, Admiral Purple Hair, I'll give General Leia a pass but that was bullshyt, Jyn Erso, Qi'ra And The Beta Boyfriend, Baby Leia, Reva, Mando S3 was The Book of Bo Katan but at least I like Bo Katan, and we literally got a whole show of females just last year with Ahsoka. And yet they STILL make it seem like it's never been done before. Every single time.

    • @Peppersfirst
      @Peppersfirst Před 27 dny +1

      Well done Sir.

    • @MiraSubieGirl
      @MiraSubieGirl Před 15 dny +2

      I mean are you surprised? WIFE explains it. Men dont go near insufferable Leftists.
      Me: Thinks there is 7 canonical star wars movies. The rest is cancer.
      Also me: Married.

    • @_MikeJon_
      @_MikeJon_ Před 15 dny +1

      @@MiraSubieGirl My wife is a normie, that's the point.

  • @necoparx2687
    @necoparx2687 Před měsícem +823

    Jedi control their emotions.
    Jedi don't allow their emotions to control them.

    • @Jac486
      @Jac486 Před měsícem +44

      They aren't Jedi. They are Sith.

    • @IsGrouse
      @IsGrouse Před měsícem +6

      you do know they aren't real jedi? just actors that play jedi hope this helps!

    • @connernickerson5509
      @connernickerson5509 Před měsícem

      ​@@IsGrousewhoosh
      You missed the point fool.

    • @scoso1313
      @scoso1313 Před měsícem +7

      But these are ladies

    • @therealking6202
      @therealking6202 Před měsícem +22

      ​@@scoso1313Jedi control their emotions. Except for once every 28 days.

  • @asarishepard8171
    @asarishepard8171 Před měsícem +393

    if star wars saved your life, why are you killing it??

    • @MarvinPowell1
      @MarvinPowell1 Před měsícem +55

      Because that's how parasites survive.

    • @rickdeckardbladerunner2049
      @rickdeckardbladerunner2049 Před měsícem +25

      It never saved her life, it allowed her to have a platform to play the victim.

    • @asarishepard8171
      @asarishepard8171 Před měsícem +10

      @@rickdeckardbladerunner2049 i know but ill still question it. She let those words come out of her mouth, she can answer for them

    • @colorin81colorado
      @colorin81colorado Před měsícem +3

      Great question!

    • @markhowd7117
      @markhowd7117 Před měsícem +13

      They are such huge fans, yet want to change almost everything about it.

  • @Juhno
    @Juhno Před měsícem +87

    Why do these people who proclaim that "this [product] saved my life" or "it offered a world to escape to when I was a teenager" so often seem to want to change everything about it beyond recognition...

    • @CleverGirlAAH
      @CleverGirlAAH Před měsícem

      1. they're lying
      2. they're stupid.
      3. they're evil and knowingly doing so.

    • @billjacobs521
      @billjacobs521 Před měsícem +14

      Same reason viruses love arriving in a new host.

    • @anon4854
      @anon4854 Před měsícem

      Boys and men mostly have no issue identifying with a character provided their journey is interesting/entertaining. Those characters dont have to look like them, talk like them, think like them, etc. Those are all largely irrelevant aspects of entertainment. Girls and women mostly lack that ability. So, what do they do when they have creative control over an IP? They change it to represent them. And because they're diversity hires they dont have the skill to pull it off. Maybe if they had gotten to where they are on merit things might be different.

    • @asarishepard8171
      @asarishepard8171 Před měsícem +6

      Fake fans, they want the power to ruin something.

  • @TheSavageThanos
    @TheSavageThanos Před měsícem +40

    Every Star Wars fan is looking at the prequels now like Thanos looking at Nebula
    "Perhaps I treated you too harshly"

    • @raymondjurie9047
      @raymondjurie9047 Před měsícem +3

      Nah, they are still absolutely garbage.

    • @TheSavageThanos
      @TheSavageThanos Před měsícem +7

      @raymondjurie9047 I dont think they're very good but I'll take them over the most recent star wars stuff.

    • @wavestation999
      @wavestation999 Před 16 dny +2

      ​@@raymondjurie9047you must be 50 years old

    • @yurikendal4868
      @yurikendal4868 Před 10 dny

      ​@@TheSavageThanosIll take neither

    • @pandakun8556
      @pandakun8556 Před 10 dny

      @@raymondjurie9047they are infinitely better than the plot armor wars from the 1970s

  • @lourawls-nl9ch
    @lourawls-nl9ch Před měsícem +275

    Almost 50 years ago we thought the Christmas Special was the low point for Star Wars. Boy, were we wrong.

    • @vardiganxpl1698
      @vardiganxpl1698 Před měsícem +19

      Nah man, The Christmas Special was the true peak

    • @holidayspecialbobafett3870
      @holidayspecialbobafett3870 Před měsícem

      @@vardiganxpl1698 It's fun to watch with a couple of friends and a few beers!

    • @chocomalk
      @chocomalk Před měsícem +3

      At least that had some redeeming qualities, like the Boba Fett part...but I would watch the life day song over any of the new Disney Wars.

    • @pubcle
      @pubcle Před měsícem +6

      @@vardiganxpl1698 No.
      The Christmas Special did, objectively, less damage than any large scale production Disney has made following Rogue One. It was, objectively, better written in many regards than The Last Jedi, Ahsoka, Kenobi, or Rise of Skywalker. Oh not to mention Aftermath, that book is the worst I have ever seen, it is genuinely less competent in sentence structure & vocabulary than My Immortal.
      I remember when we used to mock Triclopse, a single character for a single mediocre young children's book series. It doesn't even remotely compare to what we have now suffered.

    • @VincitOmniaVeritas7
      @VincitOmniaVeritas7 Před 7 dny

      Can’t wait for the remake of that one

  • @TheVisualDigitalArts
    @TheVisualDigitalArts Před měsícem +453

    These women are like the bratty little sister that wants to play but then changes all the rules and calls you mean for saying no.

    • @StayFractalesque
      @StayFractalesque Před měsícem +53

      As shes throwing a fit on the floor in your room, mom and dad yell, "just let her play, son, no big deal" and as soon as your sis hears this, smiles evily and starts breaking your stuff, "what? Mom and dad said you had to let me play.." ..breaks a buncha stuff and skips out of the room.. "mommy? Daddy? ..he broke all his toys and pushed me out.."

    • @Valen-mh9fh
      @Valen-mh9fh Před měsícem +18

      ​@@StayFractalesquethat sounds unusually detailed. Sorry if that happened to you bud!

    • @StayFractalesque
      @StayFractalesque Před měsícem +41

      @@Valen-mh9fh ..actually, i made it up.. crazy how i know how to write a more convincing fiction than Disney's professionals, eh?

    • @TheVisualDigitalArts
      @TheVisualDigitalArts Před měsícem +9

      @@StayFractalesque 😂

    • @brycedery9596
      @brycedery9596 Před měsícem +15

      @@Valen-mh9fh That was my sister, no relationship anymore.

  • @nightelfuser
    @nightelfuser Před měsícem +35

    It blows my mind that so many "fans" can't tell the difference between a Sith and a Dark Jedi.

    • @billjacobs521
      @billjacobs521 Před měsícem +6

      Nothing in the movies explains the difference, or even really references a difference.

    • @Y2Kr4SHM4N
      @Y2Kr4SHM4N Před měsícem +6

      The difference is that one gets called a Sith and the other dark Jedi when the story calls for it.
      It’s akin to the prequels denoting Anakin being as the powerful Chosen One despite conveying the other Jedi as equal, or even, vastly superior in ability to him.

  • @andrewmiller2236
    @andrewmiller2236 Před měsícem +42

    The only thing of Star Wars I watch anymore is the obituary videos like these.

  • @ryanmuhm7584
    @ryanmuhm7584 Před měsícem +496

    "Peace is a lie" sounds pretty Sithy to me....

    • @user-xx6vy9ri8p
      @user-xx6vy9ri8p Před měsícem +9

      Aren't these girls Sith though?

    • @rarescevei8268
      @rarescevei8268 Před měsícem +50

      The Sith code says:
      Peace is a lie, there is only passion,
      Through passion I gain power,
      Through power I gain victory,
      Through victory, my chains are broken.

    • @user-vk5bi8ti2b
      @user-vk5bi8ti2b Před měsícem

      @@rarescevei8268You need to retext on your Sith code.📝🔎🤨🧐

    • @FTWSamFisher
      @FTWSamFisher Před měsícem +22

      I played enough KOTOR to know it is

    • @abdizur8765
      @abdizur8765 Před měsícem +17

      Disney: If you're not with us, then you're our enemy!!
      Everyone: Ok.

  • @SewerTapes
    @SewerTapes Před měsícem +508

    I never imagined I'd live long enough to watch Star Wars become the most expensive bonfire in history.

    • @rhyslightning3037
      @rhyslightning3037 Před měsícem +13

      Guy fawkes would be jealous

    • @robertbeisert3315
      @robertbeisert3315 Před měsícem +7

      Wait a bit, and you may get to see your whole economy go up

    • @trevorrogers95
      @trevorrogers95 Před měsícem +11

      @@robertbeisert3315All brought to you by communists.

    • @robertbeisert3315
      @robertbeisert3315 Před měsícem

      @@trevorrogers95 No more troubling communist than one involved in politics, academia, or finance.

    •  Před měsícem

      You ignored your Priest's warning in the 80s and here we are fellow degenerates.

  • @murrfox
    @murrfox Před měsícem +56

    RIP Star Wars
    1977 - 2015
    You will be missed. You live on in our hearts, and in the novelizations of the Extended Universe.

  • @Call-me-Jester
    @Call-me-Jester Před měsícem +73

    The corpse of Starwars isn't being kicked, it's being violated by Kennedy with a lightsaber shaped strap-on.

    • @Tallorian
      @Tallorian Před měsícem +4

      It's fine because George approves it.

    • @zachrohler1047
      @zachrohler1047 Před měsícem +2

      ​@@Tallorianany interview I've seen of George he hates what Disney has done. But doesnt care as much since he sold it. It's out of his hands. Buuuut I did read somewhere that Lucas was thinking about buying it back since its tanking

    • @Tallorian
      @Tallorian Před měsícem

      ​@@zachrohler1047 Were you living under the rock when around 2 months ago George backed up Iger, who was facing vote of no confidence?

    • @drlca6601
      @drlca6601 Před měsícem

      @@zachrohler1047 he has stock so he phones in support from time to time

  • @a.s.raiyan2003-4
    @a.s.raiyan2003-4 Před měsícem +519

    "For a hundred years, we thought Disney were the good guys, but that....was a lie"

    • @robertbeisert3315
      @robertbeisert3315 Před měsícem +1

      Walt was apparently smeared hard for his opposition to a communist takeover of the company, but there's been little good there since he passed, at least

    • @user-ef5ug6jx5n
      @user-ef5ug6jx5n Před měsícem

      There is a reason Walt never wanted the jews to get control of the company.

    • @enegmatixerebro
      @enegmatixerebro Před měsícem +6

      lol 💯

    • @THEONETRUEOVERLORD
      @THEONETRUEOVERLORD Před měsícem +9

      Nah they’ve always had evil business practices

    • @DepUTee
      @DepUTee Před měsícem +7

      No one has ever had that thought. They've always been fucking terrible

  • @AcshualSnotski
    @AcshualSnotski Před měsícem +293

    I'm pretty sure there's a lot of "yaaaas Queens" in Disney writers meetings.

  • @DoctorDave5
    @DoctorDave5 Před měsícem +32

    “Star Wars saved my life”
    Yeah, right.

  • @Are_You_Happy_We_Made_Love
    @Are_You_Happy_We_Made_Love Před měsícem +19

    They could make an entire show explaning why Ben Quadinaro's podracer exploded at the beggining of the Boonta Eve and even that would be more interesting than this mess of a plot

  • @heelmoxley365
    @heelmoxley365 Před měsícem +276

    Star Wars makes me sad.
    Ever since Obi Wan, no anger just sad. Make this stop. Please.

    • @chasehedges6775
      @chasehedges6775 Před měsícem +5

      Only good things about the Obi wan show was Hayden Christensen and the actress who played Young Leia.

    • @IsGrouse
      @IsGrouse Před měsícem +1

      ah the 2 emotions, anger and sad

    • @user-xx6vy9ri8p
      @user-xx6vy9ri8p Před měsícem +4

      Anger leads to hate, hate leads to suffering.

    • @larosha1
      @larosha1 Před měsícem +6

      @@chasehedges6775 Didn't see it, but I heard similar, but it made no sense for her to be in a show about Obi-Wan. There was an EU book about Obi-Wan that makes more sense. I don't get why they just didn't make a show about young Leia instead of adding another plot hole.

    • @roluevasreisa5730
      @roluevasreisa5730 Před měsícem +1

      Join the path of the Rouge and walk away
      Don't care anymore
      Oh if you need something to cling to? Ummmm
      Nah go to anime. We keep getting nee amazing titles
      Overlord and That Time I was reincarnated as a slime are both amazing. I also think something came out just called Gate. I still need to check it out

  • @Ob1sdarkside
    @Ob1sdarkside Před měsícem +182

    I wonder how many women Leslie could have saved from Harvey....

    • @eugenerusselnash
      @eugenerusselnash Před měsícem

      If I was a woman I run as far and as fast from the Fa**y Sla**er Headland! Hell I'm a full blooded hetro bloke and I'll still run! Damn Feind is a Predator Herself!

    • @fattiger6957
      @fattiger6957 Před měsícem +32

      In reality, I suspect Harvey gave her a few of his cast-offs

    • @Valen-mh9fh
      @Valen-mh9fh Před měsícem +21

      Maybe they were a tag team 😅🤮

    • @Ob1sdarkside
      @Ob1sdarkside Před měsícem

      @@fattiger6957 Leslie got her knuckles wet

    • @danelynch7171
      @danelynch7171 Před měsícem +13

      Save them from.... Selling their body for a part in a movie?

  • @marcandrelegermusic
    @marcandrelegermusic Před měsícem +17

    I was waiting for “Yas, yas!”. Thank you for delivering. lol

  • @serpentinious7745
    @serpentinious7745 Před měsícem +16

    A jedi was murdered [while studying spiders in the Amazon, just before she died]

    • @lukeX2m
      @lukeX2m Před 29 dny

      is this a marvel reference

    • @serpentinious7745
      @serpentinious7745 Před 29 dny

      @lukeX2m Yes. The cringe writing of "Madam Web" to be specific.

  • @Khultan
    @Khultan Před měsícem +102

    *Leslye Headland rescued no young woman she sent to her employer.*

    • @crazyralph6386
      @crazyralph6386 Před měsícem +25

      Imagine all the NDA’s she coerced woman into signing?

  • @cbspock1701
    @cbspock1701 Před měsícem +1390

    The franchise is dead

  • @arthurkinglor5420
    @arthurkinglor5420 Před 15 dny +4

    "I get to be a cool jedi, I can tell you that... I get some cool hair, I can tell you that!" This. F*cking. Guy. * Cosmic eye roll *

  • @DallasBentco
    @DallasBentco Před měsícem +9

    It’s as if a million voices cried out in terror and were suddenly nauseous.

  • @Zigzorark
    @Zigzorark Před měsícem +120

    Yes, the patriarchal Galaxy of Star Wars.
    The one where Padme was one of the most influential senators, the one where Ashoka was one of the best characters, and the one where Leia was one of the greatest generals.
    Yep, definitely no important Women here, absolutely none, nope!

    • @DonVigaDeFierro
      @DonVigaDeFierro Před měsícem +21

      Typical of them to put women of the past down to prop themselves up.

    • @mala6238
      @mala6238 Před měsícem +8

      Ahsoka is a great character? In what reality?

    • @TheSkepticalPanda
      @TheSkepticalPanda Před měsícem +8

      ​@@mala6238 he probably means best as in "bestest ever!"

    • @pistolbobcat5374
      @pistolbobcat5374 Před měsícem +6

      someone needs to make a meme of these people but in an asylum with the doctor asking "is patriarchy in the room with us today?" :D

    • @mala6238
      @mala6238 Před měsícem +2

      @@TheSkepticalPanda ah, ok. Thanks for the info.

  • @heelmoxley365
    @heelmoxley365 Před měsícem +117

    ‘The next kick into the Star Wars corpse.’ 😂😂😂

  • @derekvillorente4334
    @derekvillorente4334 Před měsícem +34

    The Acolyte is going to be like the Hindenburg crashing into the Titanic during a 9.8 earthquake while there is a hurricane. 😂

  • @yo_mama6414
    @yo_mama6414 Před měsícem +17

    Please don’t take sponsorships from better help anymore
    They use unqualified or cheap therapists and most conventional therapists offer the services they do, and more
    Lots of slop they did was uncovered a few years back in court cases

    • @billjacobs521
      @billjacobs521 Před měsícem +1

      Honestly, though, most people seeing therapists these days don't need qualified help, they need someone to listen to them piss and moan.

    • @yo_mama6414
      @yo_mama6414 Před měsícem +1

      @@billjacobs521 yeah that’s kinda true

  • @Karzir1
    @Karzir1 Před měsícem +122

    "What are you?" - "I'm Darth Gimp"

  • @christophercatiller2422
    @christophercatiller2422 Před měsícem +98

    JJ set the tone nearly a decade ago for Disney Star Wars with his "mystery box" comments. The thing about that is the box either holds nothing or a punch in the nards.

    • @Draknfyre
      @Draknfyre Před měsícem +9

      JJ thinks "mystery box" is a "substitute for a logical and well-written story." Who cares about anything actually making sense and being understandable when you've got a mYsTeRy BoX to wonder about?

    • @christophercatiller2422
      @christophercatiller2422 Před měsícem +7

      @@Draknfyre right. His movies and shows are littered with that crap. Remember Lost or when Maz said, "A story for another time," in regard to Anakin's old saber? LMAO so many mysteries that end up leaving us with numerous unanswered questions. If you set us up with a question, you damn well better have a satisfying answer for it or an answer at all.

    • @Wade_Tyler
      @Wade_Tyler Před měsícem +3

      JJ Plagiarisms

    • @thibaldus3
      @thibaldus3 Před měsícem +1

      No need for a good story. Spectacle and Agenda is enough for activists.

    • @commandershepard9920
      @commandershepard9920 Před měsícem +1

      Politically very much to the left of probably this entire comment section, but it does warm my bitter heart seeing JJ getting hate.

  • @happiaxxident
    @happiaxxident Před měsícem +5

    I wonder why dad didn’t kick the footie with me more often? Ah, right… He was owning and operating the number 1 auto frame & paint shop in the city, supporting my atari/nintendo and action figure passions, and teaching how to build & paint models and fly remote control planes. Thanks dad!

    • @danelynch7171
      @danelynch7171 Před měsícem

      And you turned into THIS?! Bet he wishes he spent more time kicking that footie.

  • @RisenPhoenix68
    @RisenPhoenix68 Před měsícem +3

    You know what SW did for me? Opened my life to the comics that came out in the late 70s and those that came before. SW brought me to an appreciation of classical music and classic movie serials. And... Lucas' artists all inspired me to pursue art. And it began the year that my mother died in 1977.

  • @terryG420
    @terryG420 Před měsícem +154

    My 4 year old boy is aware of R2D2 and Yoda, that's about it. Middle aged men could have been introducing their kids to Star Wars but aren't because of Disney, the point you made, is so true. Awesome video 👏

    • @11481
      @11481 Před měsícem +12

      It's absolutely spot on honestly. I introduced Star Wars to my 14 year old, we enjoyed it for a little while. Then the Sequels came out and we moved on to other things. Bluey owns the younger demo now.

    • @terryG420
      @terryG420 Před měsícem +3

      @@11481 Bluey does rock

    • @roluevasreisa5730
      @roluevasreisa5730 Před měsícem +11

      I will show my kids George Lucas Star Wars and maybe Clone Wars
      All of which i own physical copies of
      But I won't show them anything else and they won't be allowed on Disney+ for Groomers

    • @Arigator2
      @Arigator2 Před měsícem +3

      I'd show them Attack on Titan instead.

    • @terryG420
      @terryG420 Před měsícem +3

      @@Arigator2 we all need to be at your level haha. Yes 👍

  • @charactersmoreorthree
    @charactersmoreorthree Před měsícem +73

    Hey, Robot Head, thanks in advance for watching The Acolyte for me. Good on ya, mate.

  • @SpectreTheHorseman
    @SpectreTheHorseman Před měsícem +8

    Better help sells your data to social media. They have agreed to a settlement. Avoid at all costs.

  • @pickledparsleyparty
    @pickledparsleyparty Před měsícem +3

    That "it's been very emotional and I have cried many times today" line is delivered like she's talking about something else. 11:19

  • @MasticinaAkicta
    @MasticinaAkicta Před měsícem +103

    I wish Disney much luck with their NEW AUDIENCE

    • @asarishepard8171
      @asarishepard8171 Před měsícem +28

      The new, broke as eff, loudmouth audience.

    • @suzybearheart530
      @suzybearheart530 Před měsícem +9

      @@asarishepard8171 Hahaha, accurate!

    • @asarishepard8171
      @asarishepard8171 Před měsícem +7

      @@suzybearheart530 they bet on the wrong horse. But I guess I'll spend extra money on mass effect merchandise.

    • @Crystalgate
      @Crystalgate Před měsícem +8

      @@asarishepard8171 That's not even the main problem. The "modern audience" Disney is trying to appeal to are mostly a large bunch of virtue signalers. They may post progressive sounding things on social media and wave the rainbow flag during pride parades, but they are not going to actually support the cause they promote. They are ultimately in for self serving purposes. So, when Disney then appeals to them, they will at best post "oh awesome" and then not support the product further. It just doesn't matter how many leeches you appeal to, you will never get anything from them.

    • @asarishepard8171
      @asarishepard8171 Před měsícem

      @@Crystalgate i agree. They're all fake, all of them while touting holier than thou. Thats the biggest kind of fake.

  • @genghistron7035
    @genghistron7035 Před měsícem +59

    'WIGS... IN... SPACCCCCE!'

  • @Charlatan-Parodyman
    @Charlatan-Parodyman Před měsícem +6

    George assured us that Star Wars was not for amateurs

  • @Tentaculat
    @Tentaculat Před měsícem +4

    "Star wars saved my bank account" is more accuarate

  • @regnbuetorsk
    @regnbuetorsk Před měsícem +49

    "Star Wars saved my life"
    -Cube Head

  • @Schnittertm1
    @Schnittertm1 Před měsícem +40

    You know, this defense of "just don't tell anybody about the Sith we defeated" doesn't really work, as Yoda had been a member of the Jedi Council and a Grandmaster of the order for hundreds of years at even the point of "The Acolyte". Yoda would remember.

    • @Valen-mh9fh
      @Valen-mh9fh Před měsícem +6

      He took a sabbatical to 'find his feminine side. 😂

    • @CleverGirlAAH
      @CleverGirlAAH Před měsícem +6

      You're employing the enemy of modern Star Wars fans/writers, "logic".

    • @paxwax1
      @paxwax1 Před měsícem +3

      Why are we assuming they give a shit about one line from the prequels?

    • @billjacobs521
      @billjacobs521 Před měsícem +7

      Yeah, and it's not like the Jedi give reports or have a massive library where they store, like, everything.

  • @aderpydonut
    @aderpydonut Před měsícem +5

    Kathleen Kennedy has really gone and said “oh hey, remember Rogue One and the Mandalorian? What if we *never made anything that good ever again?*”

    • @murrfox
      @murrfox Před měsícem +4

      Kathy must be so pissed off with how well Andor was received.

  • @mrpenguinkro1213
    @mrpenguinkro1213 Před měsícem +4

    There's multiple games showing what an old Republic series could look like

  • @tyrannozilla
    @tyrannozilla Před měsícem +151

    KAREN WARS: EPISODE 65: REVENGE OF THE CHLAMYDIANS.

    • @DaNinja60
      @DaNinja60 Před měsícem +12

      The Jedi run from the evil twins Syphalis and Gonora. People clap as the twins pass by. 😂

    • @tyrannozilla
      @tyrannozilla Před měsícem +8

      @@DaNinja60 Michael Rosen: (Lip-smack) "Nice."

    • @willbeard4835
      @willbeard4835 Před měsícem +4

      ​@@tyrannozillaHoly shit I almost died at this

    • @tyrannozilla
      @tyrannozilla Před měsícem +1

      @@willbeard4835 Thanks.

    • @MindFlowersDotNet
      @MindFlowersDotNet Před měsícem +2

      Kudos!

  • @a.s.raiyan2003-4
    @a.s.raiyan2003-4 Před měsícem +162

    "My character is a powerful leader", says the woman in a Disney owned media like it has never happened before. Of course you are a "powerful leader", you are a woman in a significant role, what else would Disney make you?

    • @crazyralph6386
      @crazyralph6386 Před měsícem +18

      “She’s a powerful leeda…..yaaass, yaaas!” 😂

    • @narudan
      @narudan Před měsícem +15

      Well except that she isn't at least not really. They keep adding those poeple who have no leading qualities and are only strong because they don't even have to try.

    • @DEATH-THE-GOAT
      @DEATH-THE-GOAT Před měsícem

      ​​@@crazyralph6386*_"Yowzah, Yowzah, Yowzah"_*

    • @a.s.raiyan2003-4
      @a.s.raiyan2003-4 Před měsícem +1

      @@crazyralph6386 "Yaaas queen Slayyy"

    • @KasumiKenshirou
      @KasumiKenshirou Před měsícem +5

      Mon Mothma ran the Rebellion in the Original Trilogy. Princess Leia was pretty high up in rank, too. There have been female leaders in Star Wars from the beginning.

  • @TheStacanova
    @TheStacanova Před měsícem +4

    Wasn’t the whole “Prequel Era” about how the Jedi became their own bureaucracy and that was the problem?
    One thing central to bureaucracies is the keeping of information.
    I imagine a large portion of the Jedi’s time was spent doing paperwork?
    Heck, George Lucas even showed us that the Jedi have their own historians/archivists in the form of the Librarian trope.
    While they probably keep a lot of secrets, they don’t hide entire situations that include Jedi dying without explanation, so no one knows about it.
    They’d record every detail and then classify it, so only members of the Council would have access.

  • @BlackGold-fc7tu
    @BlackGold-fc7tu Před měsícem +4

    I remember when it was cool to wish you were a Jedi

  • @mikep4957
    @mikep4957 Před měsícem +42

    In elementary school I covered all my cheap folders with bad drawings of xwings, tie fighters, and death stars. It's sad to see that nostalgia just rotting in the ground.

  • @anomalyinc3239
    @anomalyinc3239 Před měsícem +87

    Just here to support Robos algorthm and definitely NOT The Acolyte

    • @RobotHead
      @RobotHead  Před měsícem +18

      Cheers Buddy! let's catch up soon 👍

    • @Darth_Enigma
      @Darth_Enigma Před měsícem +6

      Aussie! Aussie! Aussie! Oi! Oi! Oi!

    • @tyrannozilla
      @tyrannozilla Před měsícem +7

      @@RobotHead You two should make a collab video.

    • @jstr6522
      @jstr6522 Před měsícem +4

      Robo has got one of the best channels right now. Nerdrotic can't compare.

    • @tyrannozilla
      @tyrannozilla Před měsícem +1

      @@jstr6522 I second that.

  • @bigdoubleu117
    @bigdoubleu117 Před měsícem +2

    Why do these shills only think it's Ki Adi Mundi that believes this?
    He said it sure. But the entire Jedi Order and Republic believe it too.
    We know this because Yoda and Mace are also in disbelief.
    Mace: "I do not believe the Sith could have returned without our knowledge."

  • @Emelefpi
    @Emelefpi Před 17 dny +2

    "Star Wars saved my life"....suddenly lie detectors all over the world simultaneously exploded

  • @TheCasualSubculturist
    @TheCasualSubculturist Před měsícem +34

    They didn't lose enough money yet. Let them lose more.

  • @TheRealHoloNet
    @TheRealHoloNet Před měsícem +20

    4:12 "I think it's difficult to do a show that's critical in any way of the Jedi". Have you seen the prequels, love??

  • @danielcook1271
    @danielcook1271 Před měsícem +1

    Mate, this video was top drawer stuff from start to finish. Amazing. Even your sponsor. Wishing you all the success. Peace and love.

  • @slaynw.9829
    @slaynw.9829 Před měsícem +3

    Oh no, he is sponsored by Betterhelp.

  • @DarthEvilicus
    @DarthEvilicus Před měsícem +27

    Can’t find a single straight white male in the show, they say it’s clearly not made for me
    But I’ll still get blamed when this show inevitably fails

    • @NorthwoodsWolf
      @NorthwoodsWolf Před měsícem +3

      YAAS, YAAAAS!!!

    • @Sorain1
      @Sorain1 Před měsícem +2

      Now now, I'm sure their will be a few villains who are straight white men. It's the only role they would hire them for.

    • @dani_i8942
      @dani_i8942 Před měsícem

      Pretty sure there's a wimpy white dude who looks like he's being forced on his knees.

    • @rogerbennett9598
      @rogerbennett9598 Před 17 dny

      Um you white guys are not alone dude in George Lucas Star Wars we got Billy Dee Williams and Samuel Jackson … in Disney Star Wars we get a simp Moron in Fin. Hell the actor who played him thought it was a joke

  • @gringott12
    @gringott12 Před měsícem +18

    Positive vibe: New Robot Head video. Negative vibe: Lesbian Star Wars without scissors.

  • @ShaneyBright
    @ShaneyBright Před měsícem +1

    I attended the Star Wars Marathon last weekend in theaters. (Yes, all night long) I saw the original when I was in 5 yrs old in 1977. All 9 movies were played, starting with Episode One.
    I can confirm that Star Wars consists of only 6 films and a Holiday Special. 😂

  • @MrMinewarp
    @MrMinewarp Před měsícem +2

    So, no one would think to tell yoda of the sith? No jedi council? This show makes no sense

  • @Surge_LaChance
    @Surge_LaChance Před měsícem +11

    I was the kid with the most Star Wars toys, and now I'm the man that Star Wars most annoys.

  • @brosa1212
    @brosa1212 Před měsícem +19

    My wife said she doesnt want to watch this. I guess they missed their mark

  • @richardgarrison8328
    @richardgarrison8328 Před měsícem +1

    I could listen to your videos simply because Australian sound good. The fact that you’re right just makes it better

  • @OMAHA16
    @OMAHA16 Před měsícem

    9:40 Lol. That was a great touch. Pure gold the third half of this video. Well done as always sir.

  • @antkowiak666
    @antkowiak666 Před měsícem +15

    I've cried too....... at what they have turned Star Wars into.

  • @ohbejuankenobi663
    @ohbejuankenobi663 Před měsícem +40

    Remember when the phantom menace was the worst of star wars. Pepperidge Farms remembers

    • @kevinthecleric
      @kevinthecleric Před měsícem +11

      I would have watched Episode 1 over Episode 2 any day of the week. Now, I would watch Episode 1 and 2 a hundred times before I watched a Plus show

    • @artnull13
      @artnull13 Před měsícem

      I think you’re that with Star Wars special

    • @billjacobs521
      @billjacobs521 Před měsícem +2

      @@kevinthecleric Never understood why 1 was SO hated besides Jar Jar being kind of annoying--he's less annoying than Anakin's terrible dialogue in 2.

    • @kevinthecleric
      @kevinthecleric Před měsícem

      @billjacobs521 Between Anakin's dialogue and the overuse of CGI, Episode 2 was just the worst. Until disney moved in, that is

    • @supernintendro
      @supernintendro Před měsícem +2

      ​​​​@@billjacobs521 the first 25 minutes of the Phantom Menace glow with classic golden-age-adventure-film style, but once the main characters meet Anakin is when the film begins to stray - mainly because of pacing, Jar-Jar's overblown antics and almost non-stop plot exposition. The podrace and desert duel pulls the audience back in and then "boom," more god-awful pacing until our heroes come face-to-face with Darth Maul. The duel of the fates/space battle/Gungan War/Theed Palace takeback again pulls the audience back in but is somewhat sullied by silly Jar-Jar and bad child acting. I like to watch the first 25 minutes of the official version and then I switch over to the fanedit by Hal9000.

  • @yodadark5996
    @yodadark5996 Před 24 dny

    "Enter the Mehtrix" 😂I can't wait to see Jet Lee, Jean-Claude Van Damme & Chuck Norris coming back to play badass jedi master of Kung-fu ! 🤣

  • @Fulcrum1313
    @Fulcrum1313 Před měsícem +1

    My favorite part about the Acolyte trailer was the dislikes it got! Those dislikes are for more reasons then one: fans had enough of sht series and movies, fans had enough of disney breaking Lucas's canon, people will not support Harvey's assistant, people hate how Leslie talked about George, Prequels and her show. Brilliant video as always Robot Head

  • @FerunaLutelou
    @FerunaLutelou Před měsícem +45

    Maybe if we stop talking about this shit and pretend it doesnt exist then it will go away. I'm just so tired of losing.

    • @Jay_Baumans_Stuntdouble
      @Jay_Baumans_Stuntdouble Před měsícem +11

      You only lose if you watch.

    • @roluevasreisa5730
      @roluevasreisa5730 Před měsícem +4

      Losing? Disney is billions of dollars in debt snd having mass lay offs LOL who is loosing again?

    • @roluevasreisa5730
      @roluevasreisa5730 Před měsícem +4

      Disney+ is getting massive loss in subscriber count
      Who's losing?? LOOOOOL

    • @therealking6202
      @therealking6202 Před měsícem +5

      ​@@Jay_Baumans_Stuntdouble Exactly. I canceled everything. Don't watch anymore.

    • @roluevasreisa5730
      @roluevasreisa5730 Před měsícem +2

      Now if you happen tk be a fan of Lord of the Rings or Invincible or The Boys or Warhammer or Hazbin Hotel or Wheel of Time or Fallout
      Then you are FUUuuuuuUUuuuuhhhhhhhhhuuuu
      Because Amazon has more money then they know what to do with and theh won't stop ruining these franchises

  • @drlarrymitchell
    @drlarrymitchell Před měsícem +14

    I question the wisdom of paying 4 billion dollars for an IP only to squat fuck it.

  • @carson21211
    @carson21211 Před měsícem +2

    Thanks, George. Thanks a lot.

  • @b.a.d.wavesradio7314
    @b.a.d.wavesradio7314 Před měsícem +1

    Love your writing, that next kick line is beautiful.

  • @TheSpazztech
    @TheSpazztech Před měsícem +16

    Every time I see that clip with that fake B saying star wars saved my life i throw up in my mouth a bit.

  • @randomninja
    @randomninja Před měsícem +3

    I've literally never been less interested in Star Wars.

  • @DonVigaDeFierro
    @DonVigaDeFierro Před měsícem +28

    Lucasfilms made an enormous effort to make me lose all interest in Star Wars.
    They succeeded. I won't let that effort go to waste.
    Fuck Star Wars.

  • @Mr_Kian_Kane
    @Mr_Kian_Kane Před měsícem +24

    Let the past die

    • @earthsurgery1237
      @earthsurgery1237 Před měsícem +4

      Let star wars die. I havent watched a star wars movie in 6 years

    • @Lordbobomb
      @Lordbobomb Před měsícem +5

      @@earthsurgery1237 Haven't watched any since Last Jedi, plenty of other media to entertain with.

  • @ScooterDoge
    @ScooterDoge Před měsícem +1

    5:12 what an amazing alien…a green human. Stunning and brave.

  • @zachzackzac_9930
    @zachzackzac_9930 Před měsícem +2

    4:36 nah nah nah, Andor was gas you can’t lie

  • @EndThusIAm
    @EndThusIAm Před měsícem +15

    "PULL THE THREAD! PULL THE THREAD!"

  • @drlarrymitchell
    @drlarrymitchell Před měsícem +14

    "Carlos Spicyweiner, go ahead."

  • @wellversedinbirdlaw7187
    @wellversedinbirdlaw7187 Před 10 dny +1

    It was once great story telling. It got retired when George sold it. And no one seems to bring the magic to the screen like he did. The comics and books written after have truly captured that story telling. "Not canon" is just words. Words that's can't hurt Those true to the saga

  • @muthinjama
    @muthinjama Před měsícem +1

    Lee Jung-jae the actor playing Sol is actually pretty good. You should check him out in his Korean stuff like 'New World'

  • @ericgosse7412
    @ericgosse7412 Před měsícem +11

    watch all those promotional stuff and take a shot every time they say "powerful".

  • @theeditorrestrial
    @theeditorrestrial Před měsícem +20

    Darth Gimp

    • @edrosa3485
      @edrosa3485 Před měsícem +2

      OMG!!! I thought THE EXACT SAME THING!!!

  • @daddy431963
    @daddy431963 Před měsícem +1

    Thank you

  • @2times794
    @2times794 Před měsícem +2

    the new dune movies are a great example of what star wars could have been

  • @1fires1
    @1fires1 Před měsícem +8

    Cant wait to miss this show.

  • @mattmckay9409
    @mattmckay9409 Před měsícem +18

    Enough with the emotions, we need more lasers! PEW PEW PEW

  • @moongoalie2410
    @moongoalie2410 Před měsícem +1

    "Impossible. The Sith have been extinct for a *millennium.”*
    "I do not believe the Sith could have returned without us knowing."
    - Ki-Adi-Mundi and Mace Windu to Qui-Gon Jinn
    I guess another canon line that is overlooked and thrown into the garbage compactor…

  • @ultimateanna7379
    @ultimateanna7379 Před 24 dny

    Leslye Headland: Star Wars saved my life!!!
    Am I the only one who wants Headland's nose to lengthen from her words?!🤣

  • @lukeallen4398
    @lukeallen4398 Před měsícem +11

    Disney is now twerking the corps for the necro fans.

  • @pistolbobcat5374
    @pistolbobcat5374 Před měsícem +12

    The broccoli haircut back again

  • @paulnicholson5997
    @paulnicholson5997 Před měsícem

    "Get ready to kick the corpse again in about a month!" You know it, Robot Head! Great line.😅

  • @gabrielcayton3261
    @gabrielcayton3261 Před měsícem +1

    Thank god they finally figured out what I as a fan, really wanted. Lol. 😆

  • @chasehedges6775
    @chasehedges6775 Před měsícem +17

    I’m going to rewatch Ewoks The Battle For Endor and I think Cindel, played by Aubree Miller, is a great female character.