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  • @CrimsonUltrafox
    @CrimsonUltrafox Před 18 dny +2460

    South Park was 100% accurate about Kathleen Kennedy.

    • @TheStraightestWhitest
      @TheStraightestWhitest Před 18 dny

      Put a chick in it, and make her gay.
      AND I WANT HER LAME!

    • @dermagnus8482
      @dermagnus8482 Před 18 dny +182

      No, it was far too soft to this creature.

    • @who-ny5oe
      @who-ny5oe Před 18 dny +7

      What a surprise.

    • @tallaladil8206
      @tallaladil8206 Před 18 dny +37

      @@dermagnus8482 For real

    • @jeremyallen5974
      @jeremyallen5974 Před 18 dny +3

      No, they weren't
      The episode acted like the last ten YEARS of poo and failure was the fault of a single, loud, obnoxious person and NOT Hollyweird tripping over themselves to appeal to morons who only care about superficial bullshit like skin color and 'duhvercity'

  • @adrenjones9301
    @adrenjones9301 Před 18 dny +682

    Imagine fighting a Jedi Master with two butter knifes and winning.

    • @erikdayne5429
      @erikdayne5429 Před 18 dny +99

      In a universe where they’ve established that you can survive getting stabbed through your internal organs by a lightsaber

    • @ProjectRedfoot
      @ProjectRedfoot Před 18 dny +5

      ⚔️

    • @chazzitz-wh4ly
      @chazzitz-wh4ly Před 18 dny +36

      And then to try and kill the barkeep the first time only to try again and decide “nah, it’s got a kid” as if that makes you a good person or “morally grey”. No, it’s just stupid.

    • @elcambiollego
      @elcambiollego Před 17 dny +6

      Waiting for the legendary tiny nets to show up as 100% capture rate for Jedi´s

    • @AgentSmith1991
      @AgentSmith1991 Před 17 dny +27

      Imagine a jedi who has achieved the rank of Master not being able to do something as simple as deflect 2 thrown knives with the Force simultaneously.
      Imagine, if you will, another jedi who trained his whole life to achieve the rank of Master who just off'd himself because he, apparently, was unable to let go of his emotions over whatever dumb thing happened in the past.
      This show is stupid. It does not understand anything about star wars. Star Wars officially died to me after the last episode of Kenobi. I don't care how many times Disney tries, I have no interest in Star Wars as a brand anymore.

  • @michaelreich4827
    @michaelreich4827 Před 18 dny +625

    If Headland was a man, she'd be rotting in jail for what she did as Harvey's accomplice.

    • @bondson0094
      @bondson0094 Před 18 dny +51

      not so sure she is not one but I get your point.

    • @flipneleanor7370
      @flipneleanor7370 Před 17 dny +27

      Um have you seen Headland's broad skull? Google male and female skulls.

    • @chrisitalia1
      @chrisitalia1 Před 17 dny

      She’s got a bigger dick than me,I’m sure my Mrs would agree with me on that.Bitch.

    • @adinocc2042
      @adinocc2042 Před 17 dny +21

      @@flipneleanor7370 I think she's related to Schreck, and had her green skin lightened up via chemical peels, or some thing.

    • @Slightly-Acceptable-Nerd
      @Slightly-Acceptable-Nerd Před 17 dny +35

      ​@@adinocc2042 Please don't disrespect Shrek like that.

  • @capnhands
    @capnhands Před 17 dny +214

    Disney hires activists, not writers.

    • @JonathanGaeta
      @JonathanGaeta Před 16 dny +11

      You can say the same for all of Hollywood

    • @IntroducingMrLucci
      @IntroducingMrLucci Před 13 dny

      Activists is now just another word for racists and ideological Marxists.

    • @nicholasdelaney1407
      @nicholasdelaney1407 Před 12 dny

      Disney doesn't care about stories, they just care about pleasing their "Activist audience" and getting tons of cash...

    • @Dripularstein
      @Dripularstein Před 12 dny +3

      Not just them but all of Hollywood

    • @leecroft7311
      @leecroft7311 Před 14 hodinami +1

      And the video game industry.

  • @lorenzomabalos9851
    @lorenzomabalos9851 Před 18 dny +1262

    Disney must have extra cash to burn knowing that Blackrock will always bail them out for that sweet ESG score.

    • @SterileNeutrino
      @SterileNeutrino Před 18 dny

      Frankly I think it's a way to train us to believe the otherworldly takes ond reality and made-up plotlines the MSM puts out on a daily basis.

    • @quigley6643
      @quigley6643 Před 18 dny +47

      Bingo!

    • @fuhqsideways
      @fuhqsideways Před 18 dny +94

      They know what they're doing. It's not an accident

    • @svens3722
      @svens3722 Před 18 dny +23

      exactly and this is just the beginning.

    • @davidcook680
      @davidcook680 Před 18 dny +16

      Cash eventually runs out.

  • @beltfed
    @beltfed Před 18 dny +394

    She must have A LOT of dirt on A LOT of people. Why else would she go from some bullshit personal assistant to a writer/showrunner of a 180mil show?

    • @danielc9595
      @danielc9595 Před 18 dny +58

      Exactly. They said here. Take this show. Keep your mouth shut

    • @zzodysseuszz
      @zzodysseuszz Před 17 dny +39

      Gamergate all over again. Sleeping with game journalist to ensure good ratings.

    • @dasuberpanda
      @dasuberpanda Před 16 dny +11

      @@zzodysseuszz yeah it is crazy how many parallels there are between game and movie industry.

    • @c.s3369
      @c.s3369 Před 16 dny +14

      Nope she's just in the club.

    • @adam-11herbs
      @adam-11herbs Před 15 dny +2

      ​@@dasuberpandathe entertainment industry

  • @SolurVoludun
    @SolurVoludun Před 18 dny +76

    In loving memory of Star Wars
    1977-2012

    • @SithEmpiredidnothingwrong
      @SithEmpiredidnothingwrong Před 13 dny +6

      We should remember it as a good friend when it brought smiles on our faces, not this... soulless zombie revived by evil means of necromancy or something.

  • @s3.14dervision
    @s3.14dervision Před 18 dny +102

    Every single time I hear OSHA's name, I start looking for a guy in a hardhat with a clipboard! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @Didi_Meow_AND_theMEWS
      @Didi_Meow_AND_theMEWS Před 17 dny

      also the wildlings name in Game of Thrones (same actor that made a cameo in Mando S1)

    • @soothsayer1964
      @soothsayer1964 Před 16 dny +4

      Can't wait for season two where they introduce her cousin, Nambla.

  • @DoomBowser64
    @DoomBowser64 Před 18 dny +372

    C U N T W A R S

    • @CHO-ng7xi
      @CHO-ng7xi Před 18 dny +25

      Can't believe the YT censors haven't hidden that. Bravo. 🤣

    • @johnhoran9840
      @johnhoran9840 Před 18 dny +15

      @@CHO-ng7xi Must be the way he used spacing.

    • @cyberneticshadow5572
      @cyberneticshadow5572 Před 18 dny +9

      Well done!

    • @vinylated
      @vinylated Před 17 dny +10

      I'd image disney plus subscriptions would sky rocket overnight with such a title! Lol.

    • @TrueLunacy
      @TrueLunacy Před 17 dny

      Yuck

  • @LateralTwitlerLT
    @LateralTwitlerLT Před 18 dny +351

    "Why are everyone so stupid?"
    Because the characters can only be as smart as the person writing the story. So this is what viewers get.

    • @chazzitz-wh4ly
      @chazzitz-wh4ly Před 18 dny

      Gay and stupid. Great.

    • @91morientes
      @91morientes Před 17 dny +11

      Well, most of people enjoying that show aren't that smart tmo🤷

    • @liamphibia
      @liamphibia Před 16 dny +16

      Lesley's intelligence is nothing on par with George Lucas or Tony Gilroy. (The creator of Rogue One and Andor.)

    • @91morientes
      @91morientes Před 16 dny +3

      @@liamphibia amen bro !

  • @the_absurd_hero
    @the_absurd_hero Před 18 dny +127

    "Close your eyes"
    I know where Leslye Headland got that line

    • @ScottishBasset
      @ScottishBasset Před 17 dny +10

      Damn… lmao

    • @Zac_Frost
      @Zac_Frost Před 16 dny +30

      "Close your eyes... what do you see?"
      "Nothing, Mr Weinstein."
      "That's right."

    • @imam.pramono
      @imam.pramono Před 14 dny +1

      I have a feeling even harvey wont touch her

    • @radrobd123
      @radrobd123 Před 9 dny

      @@imam.pramono I have a feeling Leslye got a lot of Harvey's sloppy seconds

  • @spoodermens
    @spoodermens Před 18 dny +93

    "you can't kill a Jedi with a weapon"
    Clone trooper from 501st "yea I gunned down like 10 or 20 Jedi with this blaster."

    • @Plasmon19
      @Plasmon19 Před 18 dny +6

      I thought the assassin would have used some HK 47 style strategies to kill jedi in the second "fight" but I was disappointed. Blowing up the building would have worked, filling the place with corrosive gas would have worked, using sonic screamers would have worked. At least it would have made sense. Also the whole jedi killing mind training to mask intention and presence worked so well in KOTOR 2 lore because as was mentioned, Jedi are keen to sense force users and murderous intent.

    • @007JP
      @007JP Před 18 dny

      It was instructions not a statement. You guys are so dense it’s sad

    • @spoodermens
      @spoodermens Před 18 dny +4

      @@007JP so if I am so dense what is the difference between giving instructions and making statements? Instructions are statements directed towards someone or are direct orders. Please don't go swimming as the density of your head would cause you to sink faster than a lead brick

    • @007JP
      @007JP Před 18 dny

      @@spoodermens so why’d you make a joke out of it knowing the way it was intended and the way it was meant to be said? Makes no sense bud

    • @007JP
      @007JP Před 18 dny

      @@spoodermens instructions are orders statements are made during speech nice try d**k head

  • @AshCosgrove
    @AshCosgrove Před 18 dny +353

    Them: "If you don't like this show, then you're not a real Star Wars fan."
    Also them: "Remember that time when Anakin blew up the Death Star!?"

    • @TheInvisibleMan229
      @TheInvisibleMan229 Před 18 dny +25

      It's a farce.

    • @ragtowne
      @ragtowne Před 18 dny

      If you don’t vote for me you’re not black!

    • @rezaruki3912
      @rezaruki3912 Před 18 dny +17

      "May the fart be with you KK."

    • @ahmadzubirzahid8827
      @ahmadzubirzahid8827 Před 18 dny +39

      Anakin did not blow up the Death Star. It was Jar Jar Binks with the help of Indiana Jones and Short Round

    • @Anonymous-iw4hx
      @Anonymous-iw4hx Před 17 dny

      @@rezaruki3912 seriously, when that green bitch said "may the force be with you" i laughed......it was so bad and forced

  • @JimUK
    @JimUK Před 18 dny +743

    The Holiday Special isn't looking so bad now.

    • @chicubfannin
      @chicubfannin Před 18 dny +28

      Very good. Great line!

    • @BrandonScott-mi5pz
      @BrandonScott-mi5pz Před 18 dny +1

      EXCELLENT WORK. REAPER ☠️☠️☠️🔥🔥🔥☠️☠️☠️🔥🔥🔥 THE ACOLYTE HOT 🔥 GARBAGE REVIEW 👎👎👎👎👎 HAND DOWN 👇

    • @EbenezerEibenhardt
      @EbenezerEibenhardt Před 18 dny

      Yeah, look on the bright side. Some day, some poor schlub in a red jumpsuit will be stranded in a dog bone shaped satellite with a couple of droids and forced to treat all these third generation "star wars" products with all the dignity they really deserve.

    • @chazzitz-wh4ly
      @chazzitz-wh4ly Před 18 dny +28

      At least everyone involved we can believably were high. This? We know for a fact they were sober and 100% backed it sober.

    • @ketchupcommander
      @ketchupcommander Před 17 dny +16

      An elegant star wars show from a more civilized age.

  • @warlordapb1430
    @warlordapb1430 Před 17 dny +78

    Fun Fact: The actor who killed himself with poison killed himself in Game of thrones as well 😂😂

    • @ScottishBasset
      @ScottishBasset Před 17 dny +7

      Poor guy has been typecast 😢 lol

    • @donaldodiaz4012
      @donaldodiaz4012 Před 14 dny +5

      He said nah
      ✌️

    • @spirz4557
      @spirz4557 Před 14 dny

      Which character did he play ?

    • @itrorev
      @itrorev Před 14 dny +4

      ​@@spirz4557 He played Tommen, the son of Cersei who jumped out of the tower window.

    • @spirz4557
      @spirz4557 Před 13 dny +1

      @@itrorev That's Dean Charles Chapman ? He's completely unrecognizable !

  • @user-ps8ym1sq4y
    @user-ps8ym1sq4y Před 18 dny +64

    Jedi Master: "Close your eyes."
    Tony Soprano: "What are you fuckin stupid?"

  • @ParkerCS2
    @ParkerCS2 Před 18 dny +682

    We need to continue our boycott spree! Indefinitely!

    • @josephsalmonte4995
      @josephsalmonte4995 Před 18 dny +36

      I said that years ago when media became anti-male. I refuse to pay people to insult me & I'm disgusted in those that do.

    • @michaeldavid6832
      @michaeldavid6832 Před 18 dny +18

      Boycott? That's for things you'd otherwise still desire to purchase. Who's left to care about Star Was?
      Seriously, it's not a boycott to refuse to buy something you don't like, it's abandonment. You aren't boycotting a product that sucks out of the box, you're just abandoning it.

    • @ParkerCS2
      @ParkerCS2 Před 18 dny +8

      @@josephsalmonte4995 exactly! They don’t want us nor our money?! Fine. They can continue rotting because I’m not investing in crap.

    • @ParkerCS2
      @ParkerCS2 Před 18 dny +4

      @@michaeldavid6832 yeah because they ruined something that meant something to me.

    • @PhattyBolger
      @PhattyBolger Před 18 dny

      bro, it's not even a boycott. no one gives a shit.

  • @RyanTheDark
    @RyanTheDark Před 18 dny +504

    When you look at old Disney, old franchises which have been ruined by Disney, and PIXAR movies and shows nowadays, it's like watching old videos of friends who you lost throughout the years.

    • @theyntlykus
      @theyntlykus Před 18 dny +20

      Couldn't have said it better mate.

    • @JonathanGaeta
      @JonathanGaeta Před 18 dny +12

      Same. I would go back to watch old Disney and Pixar before the mid 2010’s and 2020’s

    • @Fleshbag453
      @Fleshbag453 Před 18 dny +1

      It's like watching your best friend slowly destroy themself with drugs and alcohol and now we're at what you believe is their lowest point but deep down you know they'll somehow become worse.

    • @jimnasium3208
      @jimnasium3208 Před 18 dny +3

      Word.

    • @crakhaed
      @crakhaed Před 18 dny +16

      Like watching an old friend get hooked on heroin 😂

  • @Discgolfanatic
    @Discgolfanatic Před 18 dny +40

    If Leslie were a man, he would already be in jail serving a long sentence, not getting a $180 million dollars to blow on a yet another shitty star wars product. That alone is enough to boycott Disney without factoring in any other of their sickening behavior.

  • @punkavaug
    @punkavaug Před 18 dny +43

    It is almost comical how our society has devolved to the point where clear villains are making a bad product, and calling all that out will have you painted as the bigot and bad guy.

  • @_BhagavadGita
    @_BhagavadGita Před 18 dny +203

    You are one magnificent bastard, Reaper.

  • @jonforris
    @jonforris Před 18 dny +282

    Disney exec: "Hey guys have we considered the option of just doubling down on our woke agenda again and see if that works?"
    Kennedy: "Genius!"

    • @stigkenobi7525
      @stigkenobi7525 Před 18 dny +27

      Filoni approved it too. Look it up. For some reason he always gets a free pass.

    • @peppersnap29
      @peppersnap29 Před 18 dny +4

      How many times is she going to have this epiphany? Heaven help us.

    • @Hero_Of_Old
      @Hero_Of_Old Před 18 dny +1

      Hate to break it to you, but it does work. Its not about money.

    • @Herr_Affe
      @Herr_Affe Před 18 dny +4

      "Give this they/them 180M to make sure it works this time!"

    • @rtype1974
      @rtype1974 Před 18 dny

      Black protagonist = woke! You inbreds are lame!

  • @hexPixelStarships
    @hexPixelStarships Před 18 dny +27

    When you realized that 80% of the male characters were inside that prison ship.

  • @billyruffian1426
    @billyruffian1426 Před 18 dny +28

    A Jedi master killed with a butter knife. And it somehow managed to go downhill from there.

  • @sagitarriulus9773
    @sagitarriulus9773 Před 18 dny +149

    This is all an allegory for Lesley’s crimes as Harvey’s personal assistant

    • @ketchupcommander
      @ketchupcommander Před 17 dny +3

      fans are going to go a whole new level of apeshit when they find out Abigale Thorn is Dark Side Zippy.

  • @carinadominguez22
    @carinadominguez22 Před 18 dny +404

    The trail of broken hymens and dreams behind leslie must be longer than the trail of tears.

    • @natmarelnam4871
      @natmarelnam4871 Před 18 dny +54

      That Hollywood is so comfortable openly rewarding her for those services ..... This world is f###ed.

    • @ScottishBasset
      @ScottishBasset Před 18 dny

      @@natmarelnam4871well since she’s a gay chick she gets a pass. What a joke Hollywood is.

    • @the_absurd_hero
      @the_absurd_hero Před 18 dny +24

      And probably bloodier

    • @ajsouza3720
      @ajsouza3720 Před 18 dny +17

      Let's be honest, no girl in America is graduating high school with one of those intact.

    • @MirandaSinistra
      @MirandaSinistra Před 18 dny

      I mean it is Hollywood, chances are some of Harvey's victims were in high school when he uh struggle snuggled them.

  • @SammEater
    @SammEater Před 17 dny +11

    Disney is so addicted to the bait and switch tactic, they actually thought that the average viewer would be shocked that Trinity dies on the first episode. lol

  • @RecluseBootsy
    @RecluseBootsy Před 18 dny +13

    Leslie truly learned from the best on how to force her way in despite all the protests and refusals.

  • @MegaSheen15
    @MegaSheen15 Před 18 dny +158

    Thank you for your sacrifice

    • @JonathanGaeta
      @JonathanGaeta Před 18 dny +15

      A sacrifice to prevent us from watching crappy shows/movies

  • @VulKus117
    @VulKus117 Před 18 dny +246

    “I’ve been looking forward to this.”

  • @scottbarajas7814
    @scottbarajas7814 Před 18 dny +20

    Cancel my Disney Plus. And I'm boycotting the Parks from now on. There were 14 of us who would go yearly.. and all of us as a collective literally decided to not do this anymore and not support Disney.

  • @RossForsterFraser
    @RossForsterFraser Před 18 dny +13

    Best description of Lesley Headland I’ve ever heard 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

  • @joeblobleeblo3710
    @joeblobleeblo3710 Před 18 dny +38

    I don’t care what they told you in school, anakin skywalker blew up the Death Star

  • @JamezGrimm
    @JamezGrimm Před 18 dny +221

    It’s obvious that “show don’t tell” is no longer being taught in creative writing…. Bold of me to assume these writers have ever seen a classroom.

    • @drinkxyz
      @drinkxyz Před 18 dny +30

      It was a gender studies classroom.

    • @Herr_Affe
      @Herr_Affe Před 18 dny +33

      It's bold of you indeed to assume these people know the first thing about writing. You give a basic structure and plot points to a fanfic writer, and you'll get better material.

    • @chazzitz-wh4ly
      @chazzitz-wh4ly Před 18 dny

      To hacktivist writers like these, creative to them is how many non-white, non-straight people they can shove into a story.

    • @raven75257
      @raven75257 Před 17 dny +10

      ​@@Herr_AffeFanfics are at least entertaining in their terribleness (not to mention there a few actually good ones). This slop is so sterile, it's just boring and unwatchable

    • @slayer6867
      @slayer6867 Před 15 dny +1

      Obviously

  • @graham8789
    @graham8789 Před 18 dny +15

    Broken dreams and hymns into Harvey's gingerbread house.. Brilliant 😅

  • @tomj.7599
    @tomj.7599 Před 18 dny +18

    "Close your eyes"....Ok..I`m dead! 🤣🤣

  • @CharlesUrban
    @CharlesUrban Před 18 dny +113

    "Attack me with all of your strength!"
    "...Why?"
    "Come on, fight me IRL! What are you, chicken?! Bawk baaawk bawk bawk bawk!"

    • @007JP
      @007JP Před 18 dny

      Really weird how you guys continue to make up these fake scenarios in your heads.

    • @CharlesUrban
      @CharlesUrban Před 18 dny +29

      @@007JP And yet they're more entertaining than the show.

    • @chazzitz-wh4ly
      @chazzitz-wh4ly Před 18 dny +6

      That gave me flashbacks to a 2006 COD lobby.

    • @007JP
      @007JP Před 18 dny +1

      @@CharlesUrban shows the size of your attention span

    • @CharlesUrban
      @CharlesUrban Před 18 dny +22

      @@007JP If you think that's bad, imagine the actual writers.

  • @HammersonPeters
    @HammersonPeters Před 18 dny +284

    Part of me hopes that they keep pumping out horrendous sci-fi and fantasy shows just so that we can get more Reaper videos.

    • @TheInvisibleMan229
      @TheInvisibleMan229 Před 18 dny +15

      LMAO... I think that's a fairly safe bet.

    • @bjornskivids
      @bjornskivids Před 18 dny +23

      Bad Hollywood makes for great CZcams

    • @kennys9644
      @kennys9644 Před 18 dny

      Nice dickriding, loser.

    • @Lefritz404
      @Lefritz404 Před 17 dny +5

      I haven’t seen a Star Wars since Force Awakens. It was such shit that I vowed to never watch such crap again. People like Reaper shitting on its follow ups is my only Star Wars content lmao.

    • @danielhicks4826
      @danielhicks4826 Před 17 dny +1

      They are as hilarious as yours are educational!.

  • @Primal_K
    @Primal_K Před 18 dny +10

    My favourite part is when Lesbie's wife took all the jedi younglings on a permanent field trip to the Sith Island and when the Sith lord was arrested, he didn't ____ himself.

  • @user-mw2vn7pv8n
    @user-mw2vn7pv8n Před 18 dny +18

    Hilarious how they don't even have the balls to commit do a villain. In the very first episode you have to pull punches with your Sith character because oh no, we can't have a black girl being evil now, can we.
    I bet she gets redeemed at some point and everybody forgets about her murdering a jedi master.

  • @tywilson993
    @tywilson993 Před 18 dny +311

    We must protect this man at all costs😂

    • @American-patriot.
      @American-patriot. Před 18 dny +8

      Indeed

    • @LordDarthHarry
      @LordDarthHarry Před 18 dny +6

      Why? He's another dime a dozen "EVERYTHING IS SHIT" channel.

    • @Nazwabezcyfer
      @Nazwabezcyfer Před 18 dny +26

      @@LordDarthHarry He's doing positive reviews as well. The thing is he praises good cinema and shits on bad, but you couldn't understand that

    • @bsmith6646
      @bsmith6646 Před 18 dny +12

      ​@@LordDarthHarrycheer up chuckles

    • @gerdsfargen6687
      @gerdsfargen6687 Před 18 dny +4

      ​@@bsmith6646Lord Darth Harry has been taking a few up the Khyber by the looks of it.

  • @mendelian8768
    @mendelian8768 Před 18 dny +53

    The space fire just shows how much they even care. They could not even pay $50 to a physics student to check for any errors.

    • @erikdayne5429
      @erikdayne5429 Před 18 dny +9

      Lol you don’t even need a physics student for that, that’s just common sense

    • @Michael-zp8fz
      @Michael-zp8fz Před 18 dny +2

      What would that student say about sound in space?

    • @Plasmon19
      @Plasmon19 Před 18 dny

      They could have changed the fucking color of the fire with some aftereffects to make it into a "plasma fire" from some mixed gas and no one would have cared. They don't give a fuck.

    • @robotti84
      @robotti84 Před 18 dny +1

      Did you hear about sound in space in Star Wars. It is not new thing that Star Wars is doing things without caring physics. And that fire in space is happened already many times in Star Wars. So nothing new. Star Wars is space fantasy it is not realistic representation of our world. So no physics or any other realism. Only one thing that managed to have realism was Andor.

    • @bigjawline9235
      @bigjawline9235 Před 17 dny +1

      funny how u just now start to care ab fire in space when black people are on the screen

  • @paulianhodgson
    @paulianhodgson Před 18 dny +9

    That former personal assistant’s forced laugh is so disturbing….

  • @DitchDigger311
    @DitchDigger311 Před 17 dny +6

    “Discount Ezra Miller” LOL

  • @chrimsonphantom
    @chrimsonphantom Před 18 dny +99

    All evil females will be forgiven. Yep that's how you know that they are a self insert for the writers. Though it is horrifying that alot of writers have to have people that are evil to be sympathetic and people who are actually trying to be good be evil.

    • @ultraviolet540
      @ultraviolet540 Před 17 dny +2

      This show should’ve been about Darth Zannah, homegirl was killing swathes of Jedi since she was like 10.

    • @coletrain583
      @coletrain583 Před 17 dny

      Umm, yet the fanbase get all giddy with redeeming Shin Hati, who seems a lot more cold blooded and ruthless than Mae (who ironically seems a like a more honorable and better person, even gave a hit money to a beggar, meaning she hasn’t gone full Dark Side, probably still had some redeeming qualities despite her desire to kill the Jedi).

    • @julesknight1511
      @julesknight1511 Před 17 dny +5

      @@coletrain583 you obviously don't know what honor even is

    • @sixmillionisimpossible
      @sixmillionisimpossible Před 17 dny

      ​@@ultraviolet540
      no thanks.

  • @michaeltalpas
    @michaeltalpas Před 18 dny +253

    Every time I look at Leslie H. I am reminded of the saying, "People really do look like their pets." At the very least you must admit, she's got H. Weinstein's same smug grin.

    • @neonemptiness8152
      @neonemptiness8152 Před 18 dny +45

      She wanted to make the story about someone who craved their masters power 🤔

    • @michaeltalpas
      @michaeltalpas Před 18 dny +34

      @@neonemptiness8152 I didn't even think about that.
      She said in an interview that she has always been Sith. That makes so much more horrible sense.

    • @Edge50199
      @Edge50199 Před 18 dny +31

      She looks like Quentin Tarantino wearing a wig.

    • @michaeltalpas
      @michaeltalpas Před 18 dny +10

      @@Edge50199 Yeah, I can see it.

    • @RoboticPope
      @RoboticPope Před 18 dny

      I strongly suspect that she actually is a Weinstein. Look at old photos of Harvey and Bob where they were her age. There is definitely a resemblance.

  • @bobsworth7082
    @bobsworth7082 Před 17 dny +6

    “Shatter dreams and broken hymens” had me

  • @SOAD357
    @SOAD357 Před 15 dny +3

    "A Jedi Master telling an alien without any eyelids to close them" omg I died

  • @xenocyde8498
    @xenocyde8498 Před 18 dny +29

    worst part about the jedi master's death from a knife is, if you look at the blade of the knife. the blade would have gone deep but not deep enough to hit anything vital or cause her to die outright

  • @danielsdimension7828
    @danielsdimension7828 Před 18 dny +47

    27% RT score is laughable. Disney has put out nothing but trash, and it's annoying that they insult fans.

    • @ScottishBasset
      @ScottishBasset Před 18 dny +7

      And of course the critics score is in the 90s. It’s so predictable it’s laughable.

    • @johnhoran9840
      @johnhoran9840 Před 18 dny +6

      @@ScottishBasset Critics are bought and paid for.

    • @ultraviolet540
      @ultraviolet540 Před 18 dny +5

      @@johnhoran9840exactly, it’s blatantly obvious, but “no it’s being review bombed by the patriarchy”

    • @Phoenix0F8
      @Phoenix0F8 Před 14 dny

      Schrodinger's review score. If it's good, that's a "genuine outpouring of support from the fans" and if it's bad it's "review bombed by hateful racist bigoted homotransglarpsupiaphobe incels"

    • @pioneernut7487
      @pioneernut7487 Před 11 dny

      18%

  • @Atlas-hu9wk
    @Atlas-hu9wk Před 18 dny +7

    "was a piece of shit" Never fails.

  • @Buford_T_Justice1
    @Buford_T_Justice1 Před 18 dny +42

    The mystery Sith is going to turn out to be a lesbian.
    Oof

    • @gerdsfargen6687
      @gerdsfargen6687 Před 18 dny

      She be wielding those double ender dilldos like nunchukus

  • @murph6802
    @murph6802 Před 18 dny +30

    I've been looking forward to this.
    Twice the P R I D E, double the fall.

  • @00Kuja00
    @00Kuja00 Před 16 dny +5

    I remember when being a Jedi was when you chose love over hate, and when the Force was a spiritual connection beyond the phyiscal.

  • @_BillyMandalay
    @_BillyMandalay Před 15 dny +2

    "saying 'Close your eyes' to an alien without any eyelids"... LOL

  • @SyprasKill
    @SyprasKill Před 18 dny +70

    Its like the theater kids decided they wanted to make a fan movie and the obnoxious one is the director.

    • @thebinkbink
      @thebinkbink Před 17 dny +2

      as a theatre major, can confirm this is accurate

  • @alycheikh410
    @alycheikh410 Před 18 dny +53

    Iam a simple man, I see reaper's video I watch it!

  • @guyincognito82
    @guyincognito82 Před 18 dny +12

    Wait did you say one of the characters names was Osha...??? As in Occupational Health and Safety Administration? LMAO

  • @satnav1980
    @satnav1980 Před 18 dny +3

    Even if you didn't watch it, you can see how dull, lifeless and soulless it is from just a few screenshots.

  • @LittleMopeHead
    @LittleMopeHead Před 18 dny +57

    "Discount Ezra Miller" lol

  • @Hlbkomer
    @Hlbkomer Před 18 dny +31

    The director keeps touching the actress. She is her boss in a position of power. How is this OK? If this would be a male director people would be outraged.

  • @Keverember
    @Keverember Před 18 dny +6

    Thank you for putting that subtitle at 5:45. I literally laughed out loud when they put the word “Coruscant” over the most obviously Coruscant image ever. This show is clearly not made for Star Wars fans.

  • @Zac_Frost
    @Zac_Frost Před 16 dny +3

    "She'll burn forever in a lake of fire."
    💀💀

  • @christopherbravo1813
    @christopherbravo1813 Před 18 dny +19

    This show is the embodiment of "Then we've GOT to pander HARDER!"

  • @darkwowplayer
    @darkwowplayer Před 18 dny +89

    This is what I needed in my life, Reaper tearing apart the new gay star wars trash.

    • @ahmadzubirzahid8827
      @ahmadzubirzahid8827 Před 18 dny

      Reaper is tearing off Gay Star Wars a new butthole

    • @007JP
      @007JP Před 18 dny +5

      If this is what you needed in your life then your life is extremely sad. Praying for you.

    • @ilikebeanies3499
      @ilikebeanies3499 Před 17 dny

      " put a chick in it and make her gay (and lame!!)"

  • @TromaDogg
    @TromaDogg Před 18 dny +4

    I do enjoy hearing fellow Scousers tear apart shitty shows like this ☺️

  • @BillyraycyrusIII
    @BillyraycyrusIII Před 15 dny +3

    The horror is that DEI hires are in all industries.

  • @williamcarl4200
    @williamcarl4200 Před 18 dny +25

    Just when all seems lost and the lifeboats are away, the reaper comes in and saves us. Love this guy.

  • @HomewaveA
    @HomewaveA Před 18 dny +17

    It's astonishing that guy who barely knows any English and has trouble speaking it is the best actor in a 180 million dollar budget show

  • @carloscaraballo4121
    @carloscaraballo4121 Před 16 dny +3

    This was so bad that even people that pirate it want a refund.

  • @dekuvisuals9847
    @dekuvisuals9847 Před 12 dny +2

    “A fire in space” 😂

  • @Coramelimane
    @Coramelimane Před 18 dny +61

    Imagine, a Jedi master being backsassed by a padawan.

    • @jeffcapes
      @jeffcapes Před 16 dny +1

      so anakin?

    • @crimsonhunter6538
      @crimsonhunter6538 Před 16 dny +5

      @@jeffcapes He has the seat, but will not be granted the rank of master

    • @Coramelimane
      @Coramelimane Před 16 dny +2

      @@jeffcapes not the same dynamic.

  • @cowmath77
    @cowmath77 Před 18 dny +98

    Literally at a loss for words…. The budget… the possibilities…. Made this?????

    • @johan8969
      @johan8969 Před 18 dny +13

      The possibilities were non existent when they put Harveys handler in charge and used the show as hush money.

    • @JonathanGaeta
      @JonathanGaeta Před 18 dny

      @@johan8969wow!

    • @GenocideLv
      @GenocideLv Před 18 dny +1

      demoralization propaganda. These shows, movies and games always pick out a specific demographic, sometimes two, and completely shit all over them. White men. Sometimes women too. If you keep them downtrodden in their own country, you keep getting away with everything. its the mfing sweJ.

    • @johnnielurker
      @johnnielurker Před 18 dny +1

      arrogance 😂

    • @AdamMPick
      @AdamMPick Před 18 dny +1

      @@johan8969 Assholes can be good at their job, too. There is no excuse to polish a piece of gold into a turd.
      There is fan-fiction with better writing.

  • @HarranSoFarAway
    @HarranSoFarAway Před 17 dny +2

    I could never have even imagined, in my wildest of dreams, a more reprehensible and depressing timeline than the one we have going now

  • @junojockey1
    @junojockey1 Před 17 dny +2

    You absolutely bullseyed it! Discount Ezra Miller is pure gold!

  • @WilliamtheWorst
    @WilliamtheWorst Před 18 dny +49

    Ahh, classic space fire.

  • @LameLameInsane
    @LameLameInsane Před 18 dny +66

    I was waiting for reaper to say something about it 😂

  • @Unr3aLpm
    @Unr3aLpm Před 18 dny +3

    been patiently waiting for this epic roast, ofc master Reaper didnt disappoint

  • @themagpie_1
    @themagpie_1 Před 18 dny +4

    Leslie knows who else was casting couching..

  • @Soup-man
    @Soup-man Před 18 dny +27

    As a Kotor fan, this show is a slap in the face.

    • @ParkerCS2
      @ParkerCS2 Před 18 dny +9

      Disney will probably ruin KOTOR next.

    • @chrimsonphantom
      @chrimsonphantom Před 18 dny +5

      I'm glad I have a hard copy of Kotor.

    • @Soup-man
      @Soup-man Před 18 dny

      @@chrimsonphantom I got it on Steam, might get it on Switch and GOG too.

    • @usgpillarofark3980
      @usgpillarofark3980 Před 18 dny +3

      @@chrimsonphantom Keep it forever mate its like Gold at this point lol.

    • @KeytarArgonian
      @KeytarArgonian Před 18 dny +3

      Was announced yesterday Headland wants to make a live action KOTOR….

  • @jamieisjabba
    @jamieisjabba Před 18 dny +39

    how and the hell is Disney still around after pissing millions up the wall, losing viewers like crazy and pissing on fans for the last five years?

    • @willbaker8505
      @willbaker8505 Před 18 dny +17

      It's literally not about money, it's about sending a message. Movies are a vector being used to change people's opinions about the world. They already have all the money. It's not entertainment, it's politics.

    • @keeganmurphy1
      @keeganmurphy1 Před 18 dny

      @@willbaker8505bingo

    • @keeganmurphy1
      @keeganmurphy1 Před 18 dny

      @@Bob98024and bingo 😂

    • @Plasmon19
      @Plasmon19 Před 16 dny

      Blackrock mostly, but even Blackrock has a giant bomb about to explode in the form of commercial real estate. Once that bomb blows up they'll either burn and take Disney with them, or the US govt bails them out and destroys the world economy completely with massive inflation. My guess is that Disney will be saved and the world economy will be trashed.

    • @jeffmorin5867
      @jeffmorin5867 Před 14 dny

      Stockholm syndrome.

  • @katofmine
    @katofmine Před 17 dny +2

    Anakin killed millions when he blew up the Death Star

  • @stefanvanraemdonck6116
    @stefanvanraemdonck6116 Před 18 dny +65

    When the best person is the one you can barely understand 😂
    Love your dry humor!

  • @Mystyx-Sama
    @Mystyx-Sama Před 18 dny +8

    In their own words "Message first. Story second"

  • @GoldenJackalTutorial
    @GoldenJackalTutorial Před 18 dny +16

    You are so right about the actor from Squid Game. I really liked the guy, he is actually the only one in the show with a speck of actual acting. His character actually fits the real Star Wars universe very well, it's so shame he was wasted on such an abomination of a show and content.

    • @empschilde
      @empschilde Před 18 dny +3

      And the fact he was only hired because he was Asian

  • @_ariosto1519
    @_ariosto1519 Před 18 dny +5

    Regarding the rule of two, the 3 books on Darth Bane explain how apprentices would have a hidden apprentice and would team up against their master. It turns out Sith are hypocrites 😅 By the way, Darth Bane’s trilogy would have been a much better story than this series 😢

  • @vismayavijoy4818
    @vismayavijoy4818 Před 18 dny +10

    By this pace Reaper will lose his mind by watching all these trash none of us will never even dare to

  • @FandersonUfo
    @FandersonUfo Před 18 dny +7

    Headland has dirt on half of Hollywood - hence $180 M USD to waste on gay Star Wars

  • @Jconlin86
    @Jconlin86 Před 17 dny +2

    I just realized Leslie Headland actually kind of looks a little like Gina Carano, which is downright funny and a significant coincidence given their opposite but almost parallel stories with Disney, like Leslie Headland is just Gina Carano from the evil mirror dimension.

  • @kevinoneil5120
    @kevinoneil5120 Před 17 dny +2

    "Discount Ezra Miller" is such a deep burn

  • @michaeltalpas
    @michaeltalpas Před 18 dny +65

    Remember that, for years, they've been telling young people, "You can be whatever you want to be." And now we're finding out, actually no. Some people can't make good movies or TV. They can certainly grift millions off gullible studios, filled with people who also can't make good movies or TV. And those people can grift millions off foreign elites who aren't interested in making good movies or TV, but in pushing a message. The message? Everything you loved is dead. Submit to your new masters. Get in the pod. Accept our crap entertainment, because you have no other choice. Eat the bugs. Own nothing. Be happy. Consume.
    Wow. Suddenly the Matrix doesn't seem all that far-fetched.

    • @tonyknighton4019
      @tonyknighton4019 Před 17 dny +3

      We do have a choice though,

    • @pyropulseIXXI
      @pyropulseIXXI Před 17 dny

      the studios aren't gullible; it is part of a demoralization agenda

    • @michaeltalpas
      @michaeltalpas Před 17 dny +4

      @@tonyknighton4019 yes we do.

    • @raven75257
      @raven75257 Před 17 dny +6

      I've been telling people that modern America is a Cyberpunk setting in real life, except without all the cool stuff

  • @paytonwithrow5989
    @paytonwithrow5989 Před 18 dny +28

    this is a plot line that was already explored in Clone Wars when Ashoka was framed by Barris Ofee. Master and student even have a face to face "you don't trust me?" scene.

    • @erikdayne5429
      @erikdayne5429 Před 18 dny +12

      And that was done a million times better and a million might be an understatement

    • @mazkeraid4039
      @mazkeraid4039 Před 17 dny +6

      And it was stupid then too. Granted, it is not as needlessly contrived, but it still goes to show it favors one character over others.

  • @weezyslob
    @weezyslob Před 17 dny +4

    There’s no way that Sith is a “he”, I’d bet real money it’s a woman. There’s no way this show would have the master giving orders be a man, they want us to think that, because they’re clearly waiting to reveal the twist that it’s a woman.

    • @RealReaper
      @RealReaper  Před 17 dny +2

      yeah it's probably the green woman or one of their mothers

  • @milesfargo5714
    @milesfargo5714 Před 17 dny +3

    Panderverse looking more like prophecy 🤣

  • @Gh0st_Eye
    @Gh0st_Eye Před 18 dny +10

    most underrated revierwer on youtube

  • @wa-bu3ke
    @wa-bu3ke Před 18 dny +48

    He was meditating without moving for 10 years

    • @julesknight1511
      @julesknight1511 Před 18 dny +25

      And after 10 years he looks freshly groomed - also must have started when he was like 12 years old cause he looks barley drinking age

    • @erikdayne5429
      @erikdayne5429 Před 18 dny +14

      And then after ten years he felt so guilty he committed suicide. Which makes you wonder, if he felt so guilty he was willing to commit suicide, why didn’t he just do that ten years ago?

    • @julesknight1511
      @julesknight1511 Před 18 dny +17

      @@erikdayne5429 exactly, plus why the heck does he EVEN feel guilty when Mae is the one who started fire that killed her family? Makes absolutely no sense...

    • @alexmartin3143
      @alexmartin3143 Před 18 dny +1

      Except for shaving and grooming

    • @JonahsWail
      @JonahsWail Před 18 dny

      😂😂

  • @Jadensdivine
    @Jadensdivine Před 13 dny +1

    Gave the black Jedi the classic black guy movies and games haircut😂

  • @Maladjester
    @Maladjester Před 18 dny +2

    Fire in a vacuum is possible. Just needs fuel with the oxygen already in it.
    You are absolutely right that what they did is laughably bad. Maybe it was the space wind that blew Leia back to the ship in _TLJ._

  • @britainbetterthanyou
    @britainbetterthanyou Před 18 dny +29

    When Star Wars ships go into hyperspace, they're actually only meant to fly in specific hyper-space lanes or wherever? Because they're completely vetted to be safe (no ASTEROIDS in the middle of their path....) - that's why the blockade in Phantom Menace were all in one place, because they were blocking the hyper-space lane ???? So why would they jump out, into an asteroid field in this show ?

    • @alexmartin3143
      @alexmartin3143 Před 18 dny +4

      Only way is if it’s something similar to what happened to Alderran. Some established planetary body destroyed and the debris floats in to established lanes.

  • @thatguyfromcetialphaV
    @thatguyfromcetialphaV Před 18 dny +10

    It's a shit TV show, it's a Reaper vid tearing the arse out of it.