YOU MISSPELLED WATER??? It's over, you're done for, there's no excuse, you diagonal donkey, you charismatic contraband, remove yourself immediately from this vicinity
@@GojiMasterZ really beating that dead horse arent we? Not that i care since they owe the people, but do you all not have anything else to say? If you dont cha ge ot up once in a while it becomes stale.
@@GojiMasterZ it's a missing letter, which just happens to be N which is right above space, and I'm on my phone with autocorrect off, but of course you wouldnt be able to figure that out. Its quite common for simpletons to repeat the same lousy lines, while still believing they're funny.
You know, i only found out THIS YEAR about the whole thing where the colonies thought Canada would “most definitely” join in on the rebellion? This video isnt ENTIRELY correct, but its certainly close enough to be humorous… though it might have been more accurate to have the us go “canada! Join in!” Multiple times while canada says no lol
I actually remember laughing when i got to that part of my textbook, now that i think about it. Theres something hilarious about them invading canada “for liberation purposes” and expecting the canadians to “rise up and join us!” Only for them to go “no thanks”.
The short doesn't tell you that Great Britain actually also tried to buy Alaska. And they offered more money than the US, Russia still decided to sell to the US. For 7.2 million Dollars.
When the spray bottle sound came on I jerked my head around and jumped because I thought someone somehow come up to my bed without me noticing and making that noise 😭😭 (I had headphones on and the sound came loudly from only the left side of the headphones)
Most of canada is same temperature as northern usa, well for where people live anyway. 70% or so live on usa borders, with many living below the northern most usa point(not counting Alaska, I mean the main continental 48).
@@unrealpotato2230 Canada by far has way more open land and empty space. And most isn't entirely accurate for the US either, 47% of the US land is uninhabited; Canada sits around 80%.
Jeez, America really wants Canada for some reason.... Edit (6/18/2024): Wow, 1.9K likes so far. This is one of the 1st times I've ever gotten this much. Thank you everyone.
To be fair the war of 1812 wasn't even about canda, it was about Britain forcibly taking American sailors to fight napoleon, as well as screwing with American trading to France, and supporting natives to fight usa.
Do not forget the talks about the States very possibly swallowing up parts of Canada if a province succeeds in separating. Every time a province talks about separating the topic always comes up somewhere.
There is a ton of science fiction written by Americans where they have Canada become part of the US. I guess it's a wish fulfillment thing . . . which kind of shows us the basic assholery of the American mindset.
@@spongmongler6760 That was a long time ago but now we have #1 military, #2 nukes, #1 and #2 air force, #1 navy, #1 marines, #1 army, #1 coast guard and #1 space force
@@ProA-kv2jv I’m obviously talking about the landmass. The USA has way more like entertainment, but as a lobster fisherman of six years, I can say the Canadian fishery is way better.
@@comradephantomsoul3652 >:I i will never conform to your education systems/healthcare/obesity rates/gun control up here we only have high taxes and a dictator so i think ill live >:3
This situation is actually quite profitable for Canada. They dont have to care a lot about military spendings since they are surrounded by a massive military giant.
Yea, they take pride in keeping that place in pristine condition. If America bought it, the land use rights of the aboriginals would be eroded slowly overtime, and they would just mine the crap out of anything valuable on that island, instead of protecting it, just like they've destroyed their own nature for profit... They are very well aware of the damage it would've caused, and the hatred the aboriginals would have for Denmark if it was allowed to happen.
The funny thing is that Russia never got those money. Alska costed really A LOT, so Russia decided to buy gold on this sum of money in british bank. Yet the ships with gold on it sank🫡
@@Lina-iu7wm It's fake. 1. At that time there was already a normal banking system and the transaction was for non-cash currency, and not real gold. 2. Russia immediately spent all the money on purchasing railway equipment from Germany. 3. As for the ship "Orkney", which allegedly "sank", it is listed in Lloyd's reference books in 1870-1871, which once again confirms the groundlessness of the legend.
The whole reason Alaska was sold was because it was difficult for the Russians to govern and rule due to its distance from the mainland. They were afraid Britan would start a war for that land, and preferred to give it to America for cheap, so that the British wouldn't take it by force, and start an Alaskan war. (They weren't on good terms back then, but America seemed like a "friendlier" neighbour)
We actually got a bit of Canada, as Washington and Oregon were shared by the United States and Canada, one time the United States and the Brit’s agreed on 1 thing.
the spray really gets me, also the part where america just throws the money to the re
666 likes 😨
the re
@@Delm0sthe re
@@TheTrazo the re
@@tubbyqueenthe re
the way they keep spraying eachother with water 💀
Canada is using anti-freeze because otherwise the water would have frozen.
The USA is a cat you never know how there feeling
Canada is spraying maple water
Correction: they keep spraying America
No, its a spra'o'wha'the
When Canada sprayed America it sounded like f&ck no
Oh dumbass, look at the flag when he sprays the US… that Britain. 🇬🇧
You're family. I love you. But there is no way in hell I am living in the same house with you.
I can't unhear it
America just trying the squeeze all that “oil” out of Canada with that “hug.” 😂
Hey! Someone paid attention to Daniel Day-Lewis! 😂
Canada is just rocks and ice.
@isthattrue1083 as a canadian, i can confirm it is not.
@@rottenraccoonheads Funni snowman
@@rottenraccoonheadsok, so it’s ice, rocks, corrupt politicians, and high taxes.
USA: Give me Greenland! Denmark: No!
Buys Iceland
@@DetroitMetroSpotter_21L
Denmark: Why did you buy Iceland?
@@sufi5416
USA: because we are good friends :)
@@Hi_0wen Denmaek:No
USA: Well at least let me put my stuff there?! Denmark: Okay alright already stop asking!
I love that he just said "Da" and nothing else.
Da means yes in russian
Rusia, Give me back Alaska!
USA, NO!
@@SebastioneSassellvianihey homeboy, yes in german is ja
@@SebastioneSassellvianiaaaaaaand you're getting cancelled😂
@@xtrmsleepJA I KNOW ICH BIN DEUTSCH
As a Canadian I do think of it as a big hug, a big cozy US of A airforce surrounded hug. Which if you ask me, is the best kind of hug
Love you Canadians
It keeps us safe from war
Thanks buddy. We love Canada too.
Please shut up, and focus in your country
well you dam sure don't want the US military to give you the lovin that comes with that military...
Spraying Water at each other like they never take a shower💀
Each other? It’s only Canada
Theory: he got the sunglasses to protect himself from the spray but it didnt work but it looks cool so he keeps them
No!
That would be stupid...
Sunglasses are cool, shut up
That’s kinda cute omg
@@Jiba_49-51
It's not cute It's intimidating >:(
@@mericaman8877 yes veeery intimidating 😊
Probably true.
Love that the British flag accurately changes based on time period
The United States flag also changes.
@@Yurindeep cool didn’t realise. Britain gains Ireland and America gains a shit ton of States
Their sizes also changes as they get more power. Little baby us at the beginning and then big chonk at the end
That is not how that went at all
American Flag in 75, in Quebec 😂
Canada: “WHYYYYY”
Russia: «ХАХАХАХАХАХАХАХАХАХАХАХАХАХАХАХАХАХАХАХАХАХАХАХАХАХАХАХАХАХАХАХАХАХАХАХАХАХАХАХАХАХАХАХАХАХА»
Alaska is a strategic position against Russia, as it quite literally borders Russia and you can see Russia from Alaska with bare eyes
The “Да” killed me 💀
Лол бро
Да it did😂😂
This Means Yes.
@@fabinhostube7it means yes not this means yes
Да но да, кстати Аляска была продана за 7,2 млн долларов.
То есть очень дёшево за такой клок земли ( к тому же за прибыльный в будущем
"No!" (Sprays with watter) funny asf it's like a cat
Canada -
The ONLY country on Earth where:
If the USA DISAPPEARED Friday morning
they wouldn't EXIST by the weekend...
Funny comment you spell water wrong
YOU MISSPELLED WATER???
It's over, you're done for, there's no excuse, you diagonal donkey, you charismatic contraband, remove yourself immediately from this vicinity
Wtf are these kids or bots so fucking cringe
@@KumbiraiMkanganwi-et9gh funny reply, you didn't say "spelt" instead you said "spell" , you had incorrect grammar in that reply :3
I always loved countryballs it's duch an adorable concept lol
I love the details on the flag matching the year
USA in 50 years: aliens give me Canada.
Aliens: no
Hi
No
USA: (buys mars)
@@gggold3932 but not canada
No (squirt)
What makes this even funnier is that we tried to buy greenland to REALLY encircle them
But like with Vietnam, failed
and the fact that they tried 4 times
@@GojiMasterZ really beating that dead horse arent we? Not that i care since they owe the people, but do you all not have anything else to say? If you dont cha ge ot up once in a while it becomes stale.
@@SilkySouth someone better get back to the Ho Chi Minh Trail on that spelling before making their way
@@GojiMasterZ it's a missing letter, which just happens to be N which is right above space, and I'm on my phone with autocorrect off, but of course you wouldnt be able to figure that out. Its quite common for simpletons to repeat the same lousy lines, while still believing they're funny.
“Why’d you buy Alaska?”
“Cuz turns out they have oil… that’s all…”
*1812* give me canada!
"no. *burns down the white house*"
then the Canadians had their capital York (modern day Toronto) sacked before both fucked off
If history was taught like this I would have known so much more
i wish it wasnt the representation here is pretty inaccurate.
You know, i only found out THIS YEAR about the whole thing where the colonies thought Canada would “most definitely” join in on the rebellion? This video isnt ENTIRELY correct, but its certainly close enough to be humorous… though it might have been more accurate to have the us go “canada! Join in!” Multiple times while canada says no lol
I actually remember laughing when i got to that part of my textbook, now that i think about it. Theres something hilarious about them invading canada “for liberation purposes” and expecting the canadians to “rise up and join us!” Only for them to go “no thanks”.
honastly true, same with phisics, im so bad at it, but i would know so much more if it was shown like this
The short doesn't tell you that Great Britain actually also tried to buy Alaska. And they offered more money than the US, Russia still decided to sell to the US. For 7.2 million Dollars.
"think of it as a big hug" Canada "No"
Me as a Canadian:AAAAAAAA-
poor america
...and then then the Genniva Conventions happened
@tanknoble7259 well ain't the fun eh
Give us Alaska
That final spray to the face and " No " cracks me up!
Theres a theory that the Tsar originally wanted to sell Alaska to Lichtenstein, but Lichtenstein refused
As a Canadian, I can confirm we are surrounded
:)
I like to think of it as front row seats to the dumpster fire 🔥
Canada burning too
:)
We’re surrounded, eh?
"Think of it like a big hug😄"
"... No >:c"
Behind the seans
Canada: SORRY SORRY SORRY SORRY SORRY
When the spray bottle sound came on I jerked my head around and jumped because I thought someone somehow come up to my bed without me noticing and making that noise 😭😭
(I had headphones on and the sound came loudly from only the left side of the headphones)
The way he said да was so good
Too long of a pronunciation, it’s okay but it could be better
Да(🤣🤣🤣), it was
@@BasedCroatiasi ti iz Hrvatske?
@@SasaArtukov da
The worst thing is that im Serbian and in Serbia we use this like our leters like тхис-this
Fun fact: that's not water in the spray bottle (Canada is too cold for water to stay liquid), it's actually antifreeze
Most of canada is same temperature as northern usa, well for where people live anyway. 70% or so live on usa borders, with many living below the northern most usa point(not counting Alaska, I mean the main continental 48).
LIAR LIAR PANTS ON FIRE
.
…
It was too hot yesterday.
@@Rafael_hobbythanks I was cold
As an American, I can tell you that we just want to protect our baby brother.😂
why did that "da" sound wholesome
As a Canadian I can confirm that the American neighbors ask for Canada every morning
As an American, I can confirm. We want our brother to be
"ONE OF US, ONE IF US, ONE OF US!!!!"
Can we have Canada
No
- sign a canadien
ONE OF US!!! ONE OF US!!! ONE OF US!!!
Please?
The way USA keeps growing in the animation is a pretty clever detail.
However the fact that the USA are larger than Canada is absurd…
@@gi0nbecellpopulation and gdp. Landmass is pointless when over half of it is unusable tundra
@@AnxietyAttack.isn’t most of the U.S.A unusable too?
@@unrealpotato2230 compared to Canada, most of it is usable land lol.
@@unrealpotato2230 Canada by far has way more open land and empty space. And most isn't entirely accurate for the US either, 47% of the US land is uninhabited; Canada sits around 80%.
Ah, Canada, America's Attic. If you ever go up there and look around, you will find some really cool stuff there.
The way they keep spraying themselves with water ☠️💀😂
“Dude how many times are you gonna watch that video?”
“Yes”
Да
Give me Canada!
@@mikhaillvov6892 No.🚿💦
Да!
@@ste_v8 нет!
Jeez, America really wants Canada for some reason....
Edit (6/18/2024): Wow, 1.9K likes so far. This is one of the 1st times I've ever gotten this much. Thank you everyone.
Canada got that sweet sweet asssssssssssssssssstronomical amount of oil
@@NorthernWillowand that sweet sweet maple syrup
To be fair the war of 1812 wasn't even about canda, it was about Britain forcibly taking American sailors to fight napoleon, as well as screwing with American trading to France, and supporting natives to fight usa.
@@G5349lol
Give me oil pls
Taking Canada probably wouldn't take long, the moose would put up more of a fight.
Do not forget the talks about the States very possibly swallowing up parts of Canada if a province succeeds in separating. Every time a province talks about separating the topic always comes up somewhere.
The US in fallout lore be like:i wasn't asking upper America
Isn't there an in game newspaper somewhere that literally calls Canada "America's Backyard"? Think it was in FO3
There is a ton of science fiction written by Americans where they have Canada become part of the US. I guess it's a wish fulfillment thing . . . which kind of shows us the basic assholery of the American mindset.
I like how america is just slowly getting bigger and bigger
i don't
Womp Womp
@@Pirarucu157
We just want to hug the whole world!!
USA getting so fat it'll swallow everything in its folds?
IT is adorable
Canada thinks we would want them now. Fact is, Canada would be toast without USA to protect their limpness
We think of America as less of a hug from a brother, and more of being cornered by crackheads in an alley.
Three weeks later began Operation ANCHORAGE.
Canada is like America's hat, Alaska is like a tuft of hair sticking out
Canada is an oversized top hat US is the head and Mexico is his beard
like a feather
Florida is it's dick
Aint Alaska got a park bigger than the state of Maine tho?
then what is the carribean?
13 colonies declared their independence but 4 colonies stayed loyal to Britain and Canada is still called Britain’s favourite to this day
Poor America ;_; he just wanted to see his baby brother again 🥺
USA 2077: We are taking Canada, whether you like it or not
Fallout reference
Canada : it's not a war crime if it's the first time
they tried that already and it failed miserably.
China: I'm gonna do what's called a Pro Gamer Move.
@@spongmongler6760 That was a long time ago but now we have #1 military, #2 nukes, #1 and #2 air force, #1 navy, #1 marines, #1 army, #1 coast guard and #1 space force
The spray can has been used for 90 years and is still full
As a canadian , we always loved that the us had alaska. It basically garantees our security 😅🤣
Nz and Oz in the corner crying bc they get no hugs
"Spray me one more Goddamn time and see what happens". Usa
Canada: ~Proceeds to pull out a lit match~ Ok
Nah US doesn't really care. Just don't spray the boats and everything will be chill
@@crow3190 Canada do warcrimes hard
Water is important what do you mean?
no *sprays*
"Our dedicated boys keep the peace in newly annexed Canada!"
And then later on October 23, 💥
@@FlameFireTheFox FLASH, BAM, ALAKAZAM! 💥
@@FlameFireTheFox canada turns into nuke australia except more terrifyinh as they also have polite cannibels
@@HEILIGERRomer WONDERFUL YOU CAME BYYYY
Canada: “I don’t like being surrounded. We will be taking Alaska”
As an American, I can confirm we on average really don’t like being sprayed in the face with a spray bottle
“Alaska Disasta” that rhymes….
💀
Well OBVIOUSLY
Hannah Montana's less famous cousin that 😂😂😂😂😂
"Oh look at all that gold Russia left behind in the Klondike"
America: STOP TREATING ME LIKE A CAT!
There is no way i had headphones on while being outside and actually thinking someone was spraying sm on me im going to cry 😭
We have them surrounded but we never do anything to them 💀
well it didnt turned out so great for those who tried to fuck with us in the past eh we all timbits and sorrys.... until we aint...
Who’s tried in the past?
Why you phrase it like you suggest doing something to Canada 💀
350 year pro edging session
@@Evan_124 No I actually want to go to Canada and get out of this terrible country but 🤫
Aliens: give me Canada.
Canada:No (spray bottle armed and ready)
I love how the spray part is only on the left headphone
I'm so happy we didn't get Canada, too many issues we already have to deal with can't even imagine dealing with theirs on top of it.
One of these days, I have a feeling they might welcome us with open arms
America: hi Canadian broth-
Canada: nuh uh
The "I miss my baby brother, that's all"
reminds of the "I just wanted to toughen you up. I'm a villain, not a monster" for some reason lol
Villians have Standards, Monsters do not
There was actually maps made showing that the Brits would have gave up some part of Canada but the US didn’t want it.
I live in America, and I still can’t get over how you have to go through Canada to get to USA when you start at USA
What actually happened:
Russia: "Hey Britain! Buy Alaska!"
Britain: "No" *sprays*
Russia: "Hey USA! Buy Alaska!"
USA: "No" *sprays*
Russia: "Come on, please! Ok, I'll lower the price down to next to nothing."
USA: "Okay, fine!"
And then the US found gold all over Alaska lmao
The spray is probably accurate tbh
Bro Canada is bigger then the USA
@@DoorKnobAnimationsland mass sure but everything else nah 😂
@@ProA-kv2jv I’m obviously talking about the landmass. The USA has way more like entertainment, but as a lobster fisherman of six years, I can say the Canadian fishery is way better.
@@DoorKnobAnimationsyou’re talking about Canada having more seafood? 😭 that’s your comeback for that?
@@baconcurtain5089 I think he's saying that the fishing industry is bigger
It’s funny how people used to think that we wore raccoon hats and lived in igloos lol
That big hug is more like suffocation. Instead of a nice hug, it's more like hus hands around our throats and thumbs crushing our windpipe.
Russia also just recently said the purchase of Alaska was illegal 💀
No they didn't, lil bro. Stop watching fake news.
And what's Russia gonna do about it?
👀
@@saffierdragonbark8037they gonna cry I suppose
Да!
as a canadian its a pain in the f*cking ass to draw our borders as like a weird cutoff northeast
you can thank us Americans for that
That wouldn’t be a problem if you would just join us :3
@@comradephantomsoul3652 >:I i will never conform to your education systems/healthcare/obesity rates/gun control up here we only have high taxes and a dictator so i think ill live >:3
@@StopMotion-Dann you cant hide forever we’ll get you one day one day soon
@@joharshey wasnt it russia who got into a war and needed money
I love how they made the USA bigger than Canada but in reality Canada is bigger
Just a quick reminder, Ontario is shaped like a boot.... for whenever little brother gets out of line.
I love the voice acting so much, it sounds so cute!
the water sound goes through my screen right into my ears
This looks like an interaction I would have woth my cats 😂😂😂
As someone whose always thought of Canada as a younger brother of America, this is hilarious
This situation is actually quite profitable for Canada. They dont have to care a lot about military spendings since they are surrounded by a massive military giant.
Massive military that makes them a puppet state? They can't detatch from USA influence
Same for the USA they also have free trade agreements and no military competition besides them so no invasion risk
*Fatshield.
USA: think of it like a big hug
Canada: sprays USA no
congratulations, you saw the short and just copied something. How original...yay
The spray only works in my left ear and it just startles me a little, I-
You forgot, America even tried to buy Greenland from Denmark several times, but Denmark declined the offer everytime.
Yea, they take pride in keeping that place in pristine condition. If America bought it, the land use rights of the aboriginals would be eroded slowly overtime, and they would just mine the crap out of anything valuable on that island, instead of protecting it, just like they've destroyed their own nature for profit... They are very well aware of the damage it would've caused, and the hatred the aboriginals would have for Denmark if it was allowed to happen.
2077: “Gimmie Canada”
“Fine”
“Really!”
“No.”
Russia was less nonchalant about it and more like "Yes please take this useless piece of shit off our hands."
The funny thing is that Russia never got those money. Alska costed really A LOT, so Russia decided to buy gold on this sum of money in british bank. Yet the ships with gold on it sank🫡
@@Lina-iu7wm I assume the ships came from BC then? Did the British or Russians do an investigation on the ships?
@@Lina-iu7wm It's fake.
1. At that time there was already a normal banking system and the transaction was for non-cash currency, and not real gold.
2. Russia immediately spent all the money on purchasing railway equipment from Germany.
3. As for the ship "Orkney", which allegedly "sank", it is listed in Lloyd's reference books in 1870-1871, which once again confirms the groundlessness of the legend.
The whole reason Alaska was sold was because it was difficult for the Russians to govern and rule due to its distance from the mainland. They were afraid Britan would start a war for that land, and preferred to give it to America for cheap, so that the British wouldn't take it by force, and start an Alaskan war. (They weren't on good terms back then, but America seemed like a "friendlier" neighbour)
“Think of it like a big hug!”
“… No.”
*Spurts with water*
Another way Canada to tell off his big bro is *using excessive force during war*
Thank's for all the work y'all are doing, I love the videos and shorts
First☠️
Thank you for the support!
He needs to be pinned
As an Alaskan I approve this message
me to
Same
Same here
Love how the monicle shape shifted with england😂
'Think of it as a big hug'
'...no' *sprays him*
USA in Fallout: "I'm invading canada."
Soon
China: Give me Alaska!
The Fact that The US wants to buy Greenland from Denmark…
Canada: Why’d you buy Greenland? Now I’m actually completely surrounded by you!
As an American i can confirm Canada is the best hat you could ask for
Actually, we were almost begging America to buy Alaska. Nobody wanted it, but we managed to sell it for two dollars and one and a half cup of mcflurry
😅😂” I just miss my baby brother is all” cute but unintentionally creepy 😂😅
We actually got a bit of Canada, as Washington and Oregon were shared by the United States and Canada, one time the United States and the Brit’s agreed on 1 thing.
Why am i laughing so hard 😆
As a Canadian, i would love if i were American.
My left ear loves the spray sound.