Biden Urges Patience And Trump Claims Victory As Battleground States Count Their Ballots
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- Stephen still hasn't left his Election Night set because, as of Wednesday night's Late Show, Americans don't know who will be their next president. #Colbert #Monologue #LSSC
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The fact that half the country voted for Trump is horrifying.
No offense America, but you've really lost it.
Half of those who voted, not half of the country.
Trump is only the symptom of America's trouble
@@FinneousPJ1 statistically that is about half of the country
@@superkind333 lol citation required
Exactly! VERY scary to think that almost half of those eligible to vote ie all "adults" in America are apparently completely happy with trump's performance!
Also I love that his wife is there, giggling at everything.
Wholesome.
He's always better with someone to laugh. Especially her.
Can’t believe McConnell & Graham got voted back in. Absolutely horrendous
Evie laughing at all his jokes makes them so much better. They have such a beautiful love. I enjoy watching them two together
Meh
From the guy who brought you "the reason there are so many cases is because we are doing too many tests" comes the new hit single "I'm only losing because they're counting all the votes against me"
Always followed by ''everyone knows that'' ..or ''Horrible'' ..or '' Terrible ''🙄
Or that's nasty. Such a childish comment
Trump: DID YOU SEE THE NUMBERS KEEP CHANGING WHY DO THEY KEEP CHANGING
Me: *that's literally the definition of counting*
Im still trying to figure out y people would vote for socialism instead of Trump freedom
@@deeuhhbahuc5063 you are still trying to figure it out because that's not what's happening here.
@Jonas Jonaitis fake news
@Jonas Jonaitis Not a fake impeachment, he was impeached. Republican senators found him guilty, but didn't find his GUILT to be worthy of removal. You FAIL! Not fake Russian interference. 17 different federal law enforcement and intelligence agencies unequivocally state that Russia interfered in 2016. You FAIL. These mail in votes are legitimate and will be counted. You FAIL! But do go on and listen to the orange moron and his buttlickin fox cronies.
@@deeuhhbahuc5063 awesome how you are so stupid that you don't even know what socialism is
Stephen’s wife laughing is getting me through this day lol
It was nice.
At least a sliver of light I suppose 🤣😅😭😭😭
I like that too 😁
I find it kind of wholesome that she's there to laugh at all his jokes. She know he misses his audience.
I said this last week. Glad to know its not just me. I love her being there!
She's all the live audience he needs, really...
It's disturbing and disgusting that this election was even close. After all Trump and Republicans have done, that any one would still vote for them, is both disturbing and disgusting.
ScytheNoire Agreed!
It's because most of his supporters are dumb and can't think for themselves so they'll listen to anything trump says. What's worse is they actually believe they are intelligent and trump is intelligent
America, land of the free 😂😂😂
No, really, you should come and visit, it’s all free!
Even this election is a steal!! 😂😂😂
And since we’re talking comedy, stop me if you’ve heard this one...
Many deluded morons think that if they vote for Joe Biden, they will get Joe Biden! 😂 I know right?
Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups 😂😂😂
Enjoy your “Democracy when it suits” won’t you?
@James Because a right minded person and politician knows not to hold a load of stupid rallies during a pandemic. In just one speech I've already more intelligence and sence from Biden than I ever have from Trump.
What’s even more disturbing is being related to a Trump supporter who believes that Covid isn’t real. You see these people on the news, but never expect to be related to them. I am so glad we’re skipping the holidays this year.
I love the little giggles in the background from his wife.
Hearing Evie laugh at all Stephen's jokes was exactly what I needed.
I miss her presence after the show went back to a live audience.
I live in California now, but I was born and raised in Michigan, Oakland County specifically. THANK YOU Michigan for coming thru for democracy and decency. Oakland County went overwhelmingly for Biden. I'm so proud of you!
Democracy and decency. So good to hear. Thanks.
Me too! I used to live in Lansing! Thank you Michigan
Happy tears. :_)
Thanks Detroit ❤️❤️❤️
Now move to Florida. They need you.
Looking at the DC numbers, even his hometown wants him out.
A message from your pal Biden: czcams.com/video/WGRnhBmHYN0/video.html
Three good things to enjoy from “A Late Show” - getting to know Jon Batiste, hearing your wife’s laugh, and seeing your beautiful shirts.
I'm declaring myself the winner of the next powerball lottery. I'll take my winnings now.
Brilliant!! LOL!!!
I love it! If I don't win, then it was due to fraudulent activity. Lol. 😂
Although you are now legally the winner, you'll have to take your winnings in tranches, can't take it all at once.
I am Canadian and I finally breathed a sign of relief when Biden delivered his speech today. Good to hear an adult talk again.
PLEASE GOD - Just let us be done with him. I can't deal with his insanity anymore.
Amen to that, friend. If I never hear another one of his batshit crazy conspiracy theories ever again, it'll be WAAAY too soon.
Not everyone in Texas voted for Trump. You're welcome. In addition, many of us don't want to see Governor Abbott elected for another term. I'm a native Texan and we are not all idiots and assholes.
I have a good friend in Texas and she is likewise commendably sane. 😉
We know.
And thank you for voting on behalf of rest - of - world 👍
Some amazing people in Texas!
I totally agree there has been too much generalisation.Each individual is like a snowflake under a microscope.Beautiful and unique and deserving of respect.Why because what you mirror make a difference to the world.Charater is not overrated it's essential.An Aussie Christian
Thank you. 6th generation Texan here and one of a long line of Democrats, including my father. One of my neighbors had Biden/Harris signs all over their property. We're not all ignorant, race-baiting fascists.
@@lemonsky5378 a very good friend of mine is from Texas and hates Trump. Thanks to you for pointing out that Texas doesn't equal Trump (I'm a German resident in UK)
“Florida is America’s cheating boyfriend. Why do we always think we can change him?” 🤣🤣🤣😂
Oh, Florida ...
And Texas as well..
Their economy needs travel and everything the pandemic is hurting so...I don't agree but I understand how our boyfriend acts that way lol I'm enabling
Lol Yep😆🤔
Have you seen the disaster relief memes regarding Florida
Trump be like:
“Very suspicious how I was leading until they started counting my opponents votes. Fraud!!”
Yes, stupid as stupid gets!
it's horrible, what they're doing, the counting, have you heard about this, after the election, still counting, covid covid covid, voter fraud ballot mail woman man person camera tv
@@silverblue73 Woah. Silversaint - you sound terrible presidential right there. Why didn't YOU run - You seem to have the bestest words ever...
@@robertnett9793 the sarcasm on is comment is priceless
"We were ahead at the end of the 5th inning, a beautiful, tremendous lead. But then they went and had another inning, and the other team is scoring runs! FRAUD!"
We definitely need to throw out the Big Orange Spoil Ham, it doesn't fit in the fridge.
Message to Trump - democracy is about counting ALL of the votes.
A message from your pal Biden: czcams.com/video/WGRnhBmHYN0/video.html
US isn’t a democracy, it’s a republic. Are you so stupid that you don’t know the difference?
Including the votes from my dead great grandmother that was born in 1900, and my cat that died 12 years ago
Especially ALL of the fake ones, right comrade?
Stephen doesn't need an audience.
He's got his NUMBER ONE FAN
Right There in the room.
Knowing bill Murray there’s like a 41% chance of this being the real bill Murray lmao
IKR ❤️
...she who laughed out loud when he declared himself sexiest man alive : ).
Their relationship is so lovely. I love it when she‘s there and laughing and you can tell, Stephen loves it too 🥰
ikr i think its so cute how his wife sits there laughing at his jokes its wholesome af
Biden is on the doorstep. C'mon, Nevada. Mama needs a new pair of First Families!!!🇺🇲
Isnt it intresting how pepole will spend $50k on a brand new
car or $70k in students loans without thinking twice, yet too
scared to invest $5k into stocks or their business?
Isnt it crazy how people are more willing to take on personal debt than invet??
Many people have it all backwards.
Are you a complete beginner to investing and have no idea where to begin?
You can reach me via the comment box or send me a friend request let’s make the best of whatever we can.
@@annebryony1406 come on bruh. Not now.
And just like that, Jill moved from Second Lady to First Lady. And Melania went down in the poles 😜
Nevada was allowed to mail their ballots until the 3rd. It'll take a day, or two✌
@@annebryony1406 that was random.
I love how you can still make your wife laugh on set
"We were winning everithing!" But then they start counting
I live in Florida. I'm mystified that my fellow citizens can still support this tainted tangerine. Not me. I voted for the smart guy, Joe Biden. My neighbors are insane.
I’m in West Florida and I voted for Biden and a bunch of my friends did too - do not understand it
Just stay safe and don't get into arguments with others over it......It's not worth it........After watching this election I told my grown daughter that if people get really angry over how U choose to vote either a/ Don't answer the question if asked or b/ Lie and vote however U want because voting is meant to be private and it is none of anyone's business. America looks pretty divided 50/50 so it's best no to fight over it as voting is the best thing U can do. So well done to everyone who voted regardless of who U voted for.
Sorry to admit my bro.n'law is probably one of the Florida idiots. 😣
Melania is preparing her divorce papers at this moment
Rah right!!
She will be taking Barron and moving to Europe.
@@kennethhumpf6502
G'day,
Nope, Europe is locked down, and nobody on Earth is permitting US CitiZens to enter their Nations.
Malaena and her mongrel-bred bastard-brat will have to stay and stew in Trumpy's festering juices.
Such is Life.
;-p
Ciao !
No. She's. Not.
I keep saying this.....but, stop letting her off the hook.
She willingly bought into all this a LONG time ago, and hasn't budge one inch.
She's entirely culpable. Stop acting like she's not an adult who know full well what she's doing. Stop it. Just STOP already.
Her Boyfriend voted for Biden👍
Let’s put this in a way Republicans can understand:
A vote’s life begins when it’s put in the envelope. It is God’s will to make sure it survives until it’s counted.
I love Stephen's joke about being the sexiest man in America, he shows a very unflattering photo and his wife Evie laughs in the background. 😂🤣😂🤣😂❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
The wife laughing at that sexiest man alive bit was priceless.
Imagine if Hillary pulled this tantrum throwing childish bs 4 years ago when she lost MI by far less and yet won the popular vote
Imagine Trump winning the popular vote and still losing the election. 😆
The cult would habe lost its shit lmao
Haha...not only that but imagine she had 3 husbands with kids from all of them and paid $120k to keep a porn star quiet....
Still 4 more years 🤣
@Claude Nine 🤦♂️
@Claude Nine huh?
Stephen Colbert is one of the only things keeping me sane this year.
Can we keep his wife? Her random giggling makes it so much better
They’re so cute💗
at this point i think shes more american than he is
The stripper joke was a giggle-getter czcams.com/video/rJo8lSiHypA/video.html
Agreed 😂
A message from your pal Biden: czcams.com/video/WGRnhBmHYN0/video.html
Man, I really needed Stephen these last four years. It’s really exhausting to constantly have to argue about what’s real. Thanks for getting my through four years of gaslighting in this anti-science/reality/logic country!
Unbelievable that so many people in the U.S. voted for this clown. I think this reflects the widespread inability of engaging in critical analysis.... the American educational system has failed us miserably.
Spot on 👍
Can’t believe the “president’ does not understand that counting votes is what democracy is all about.
Legitimate votes
he understands, it's just that democracy isn't what he wants.
Just so long all the votes counted are all for him.
@Joel Sattler Nah that was Obama. Look at what he did to Syria and Libya.
Hit those converatives with "All Votes Matter" they love it.
Genius!
Excellent 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
I like it 👍👍👍
After humiliating himself for 4 years in front of the whole world, you'd think Trump would want to leave with some dignity but no. He has to go out kicking and screaming.
The whole world loves Trump because he's not a coward like Obama & Biden they apologize apologize apologize. The strongest nation on the planet to apologize give me a break you must be kidding.
@@Themercyify you can't argue with biden supports because they have no idea who they are voting for they just listen to the media, the media is always right for them.... It's sad they are just voting for not trump....
You make the mistake when you think Trump or any of his family members has any dignity
Here's what the libs have done for 4 years:
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He's never had dignity
Its about time Trump picked his toys up off the floor, puts them back in his pram, stops sulking and behaving like a spoilt brat. Obviously he was never told no as a child.
The laughter in the background Is so cute
There's so much good footage of Lindsey Graham being on both sides of any issue. Someone should put together a montage of him arguing with himself.
Stephen Cobert's Wife laughing when he declares himself SEXIEST MAN ALIVE is just so funny
I second this motion. That video would be hilarious.
No don't encourage him less he say better for Americans psyche like trump.
Stephen Cobert's Wife laughing when he declares himself SEXIEST MAN ALIVE is just so funny
She's a doll!
Is it?
@Greg Gilly So CRINGE!
@Greg Gilly A wife laughing at her husband's joke is cultist behavior? Man, I bet dinnertime is fun at your house.
@Greg Gilly Only a virgin Trump Simp would think a girl laughing at her baes joke is cult behavior.
As your orange daddy says: "SO SAD."
Aw, man! That, “I win! I win!” bit at the beginning made me laugh so hard!!!
"GET OUTTA HERE!!! GET! GO! GET! HRRR! HRRR!!"
God bless Evie and you, Stephen. I just love to hear her laugh.
Man I needed Stephen's humor in the midst of this 24 hour panic attack
Breathe Teagan breathe honey... It's going to be alright🤗💙🇺🇸
You also need a wife to get those jokes to. Hahaha
Trump 2020
Teagan Rogers only 24 hours? Gee I’ve been in panic attack mode for months lol 😂
Biden: "Count every vote"
Trump: "Count only MY votes"
America: "You're fired"
On a t-shirt: teespring.com/byed20
Also Trump: “Stop counting as soon as I am on the lead”
John McCain kicked Trump's butt, from the grave!
@Doug Lowe Does Trump know how to count? Like what if we just told him that 2 votes is more than 1,000,000?
Still four more years 🤣
“Stress eat all our kid’s Halloween candy “ .....guilty.
If Trump loses the American Flags will weep....
....tears of joy, as they will no longer be subjected to being groped and accosted in full public view
Yay! Another star on the flag for China!
@James Manson Really? I bet you thought you we being very clever when you typed that childlike response.
This week we show that criminal that he can't cheat his way through everything. You're FIRED bunker boy!
Omg I love Randy rainbow! He is so awesome and bunker boy is amazing!
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He’s gotta go down and switch off the lights first.
Just a question out of curiosity. Who opens up youtube links that are given with no comment?
Your monologue on 11-5 was hilarious!!!
I love when his wife is in studio with him, I can always hear her giggling at his jokes. They have such a great relationship and it's cool to see. :)
Don't worry Stephen, we all know that the queen Evie is in the building. We're in love with her giggles in the background during the monologue
Evie thinks you are #1 in the Sexy Sphere!
Who's surprised Donnie doesn't understand counting... I mean, really...
Thank you SO MUCH for puting yourself on line and speak up.....we all appreciate that so MUCH ...
AND...on Thursday it was so moving to watch you ....I'm your FAN forever....!!!! And hilarious as usual
"WE MUST STOP THE MEATS!".... LOVE IT!... nothing (except 'WHERE'S THE BEEF?!") might have stated it better. I STILL love your show Steve.... keep it alive!
When this nightmare is over, I am going to miss hearing his wife laugh at his jokes. It's so sweet and you can tell they really love one another. Just awesome.
God bless you, Stephen. I am watching your YT clips every morning since Trump got elected. Together with my coffee, you always make my day. Fingers crossed from Ireland.
0:32 "Moron that later" I see what you did there.
just caught the flag behind you, Mr. Colbert. brilliant.
I don’t know what I like more: the fact that Biden just might win the election, or how much Stephen’s wife laughs at his jokes. A man who can make his lady laugh is a keeper. So wholesome ❤️
I'm glad joe biden is winning but I'm kind of depressed its this close. Somebody like trump should not win more than 10% of the vote. There is a serious problem in america.
I loved that too. The best laugh-track you can ask for!
I like her a ton, but I’m certainly more happy about Biden.
@@jessefisher1809 Indeed. As someone from Europe I’m baffled it’s this close. I just don’t understand why anyone would vote for Agent Orange. The man, nay, child is a conman, a liar, a crook, a bully and only interested in himself. His behavior stinks of a would be dictator. So having half your country vote for someone like that? Crazy!
I guess it’s true, America, either you die a hero, or live long enough to become the villain.
Good luck!
I love it, too. It’s adorable!
I'm totally stressed out and I'm not even an American 😂
I hear you
Omg! I know what you mean, Idc who it is, just want orange man gone.
Totally man. I felt so high strung on election day. And righfully so. The result of this election is going to have a long lasting effect on the whole world.
Same here and I'm from London
Same here, I'm from Germany. I keep refreshing the live ticker to see if Nevada is already decided and it stresses me out SO MUCH.
I just want this orange turd to be gone...
Love the Graham piece at the end. So good!
He actually spelled Poles with a capital P so actually, he's referring to the Polish.
everyone knows the Poles never close.
PJ, its polls
@@PJ-vh6jr Well, in Europe if they do, it means you aren't paying them the agreed amount and they will leave you with a half-finished bathroom.
AZ: Count those votes
Georgia: stop the count
WTF? Trumpers
They really need to make up their minds.
😂
It’s perfectly Trumpian
Cognitive dissonance is their specialty
Stephen, as an Australian I would like to thank you for doing your part to remove Donald Trump from office, while also giving us a good laugh at the same time. Now that's what I call a win-win situation.
Looking good for Biden and betting agencies have already paid out, but I’m still nervous until it all becomes official.
I love that his wife is there and giggling. She loves him so much. 🥰
I have never been more proud to say I am from WISCONSIN!!!! Excluding that we are a COVID Hotspot
#proudbluecheesehead!!!!
It's cute that Stephen's wife still laughs at his jokes.
Colbert paid her just like he pays her to have sex with him...LOL
They’re so cute together
Kinda unprofessional to bring one's wife to work...
Trump: "If you count more ballots you're going to find more votes! That's how you lose an election!"
😂 😂 😂
Just like how George Washington once said,
"Shut up man, I am rigging an election here!"
Nevada's a blue state. It's over for donnie
It's almost like covid testing causes more cases
Well trump thinks he can cure covid by just not testing people.
Evie laughing off camera is the best part of this video, especially when she laughs in response to Stephen claiming himself to be the sexiest man alive
0:22 GET OUTTA HERE!!! GET! GO! GET! HRRR! HRRR!! 🤣🤣🤣
I'm scared that were currently in a time, in THIS Country, that we have to talk about something so heinous!
ALL OF THE VOTES MATTER!!!!
All votes matter
@@redjellonian8126 AVM lol, maybe a little racist, too How dare you!
@mitebg I mean, it probably won't matter, but Al Gross has an outside chance to win the Senate which would help Democrats (kind of) seize control of the Senate if they win one other senate seat.
Americans like to pat themselves on their backs about how democratic they are, but truth is, with gerrymandering and other voter suppression tactics, they're one of the least democratic countries of "the West".
@@redjellonian8126 yes they do, black, asian, latino, LGBTQ, man, women, doesn't matter, every vote counts
i love hearing Colbert's wife laugh in the background and seeing his response to it!
It's strange how quickly I got used to late night shows without laughter and now how refreshing it is to hear it again. The best is that it's real laughter! Let's never go back to laugh tracks
@@grungehamster8 -- I don't know why people keep saying this thing about laugh tracks. Did you not see the jam-packed audiences in the Ed Sullivan Theater when Colbert was doing the show on stage?
@@ValerieJNorse I'm pretty exhausted these days, so I may not have phrase my thoughts clearly. I was speaking more broadly about my hope that talk shows/ late night shows won't utilize laugh tracks when they're able to resume filming in front of an audience. I'm not looking for an argument, that's all I have to say.
It's Feb 14th 2022! Love the rapport between Stephen and Evie! Happy Valentine's day to the Colberts! Btw Ive been binge watching the old shows from the closet! Compared to the news today these are a breath of hope and fresh air. Peace and Love dear friend Stay safe!
Greetings from Minnesota! Stay safe everyone!
I love how his wife laughs at his jokes. so beautiful and so cute.
"I won bigly.....if you just don't count all the votes for the other guy." - Donald Trump
March of the Mindless - Casper
An ANTI-Q and MAGAt Anthem
These people are f*cking bonkers.
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Please share.
@@joec1600 Nope, just a musician who knows how to copy and paste.
"The Biggest Loser"
Might be a good reality show for Trump to check out next.
I didn't lose! I merely failed to win!
@@Casper-fl1wy damn alright I’m sorry 😐 I’m also a musician too!! I’m sorry I’m going to delete cuz I’m slow:/
Stephen, omg this was your best ever!!!!!! Hilarious!!!! you are awesome
You are a funny man! Great to have your wife in the studio 👍
The amount of red that’s on the map makes me sick. As a Latina woman I’m extremely perplexed 🤔 who looks back at the last 4 years and says “4 more years, please”
Lol there's a shit ton of Latinos who support Trump. For some reason
*WA
Some people will always vote for their party no matter what, or only vote that way because of one issue (immigration, abortion, etc.).
@@edaj1990 u right, boo.
THRUTH: If you count ALL of TRUMP states. He wins 272 to 264. And that’s giving NV, MI and WI to Sleepy Joke!
Maybe the mail in ballets would have been counted faster if the usps had not been slowed down by some asshole messing with sorting machines. Oh wait,,,,,
And they failed to comply with the Judge's order to sweep for and deliver 300,000 missing ballots by 4 pm today. Someone is going to do time. It will be a DeJoyous occasion.
On top of that, some states only count the mail in ballots after their voting polls closed....despite early warnings that they should start counting before election due to the expected huge volume of mail in ballots this year....
Ouch! Well done.
@@jules7558 will he do time though?..
The problem with mail in ballets (sic) is fitting the toe shoes in an envelope 😉
I really love Mrs. Colbert's laughing off to the side. Please let us keep her there always. :)
Now Donny had a 2020 like so many other Americans: Lost his job, faces an eviction and his wife is planning to leave him.
👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾
I hate Trump as much as any sane person, but this a rather savage time to leave him. Lol
Hearing people laugh in the background makes this kinda wholesome
Going by the comments here, it seems that’s his wife.
@@Fluffisnoterm I love that! That's adorable!
It's the genuinely captured reactions emoted that adds a more satisfying layer to things like this.
Yep it’s his wife(and sound/video crew at times) she’s got a great laugh AND you can see the twinkle in Stevens eye when he looks over on the punchlines
@@Resinpro Yep she has a really nice laugh. Like hearing an audience laugh is nice but for me, just hearing a small group of people being genuine and 100% comfotable at home and laughing is a much nicer thing. I'm not saying Steven with an audience is not genuine, ig im tryna say that hearings his wife and the few others helping him record laughing just adds a really "homey" feel to it. :D
I'm so glad to be here for this group therapy session with y'all.
Me too :)
Me 3!
I ping pong between stephen and Glenn kirschner. 😀👍
I'm with Stephen. Pass the Xanax.
😂😂
As a Rhode Islander, I appreciate the acknowledgement of our existence
"Social distancing is difficult in Road Island cause you stand 6 ft apart from someone you are in Connecticut." Its such an easy joke to make but funny every time
Him claiming there’s cheating going while he’s cheated the country millions of dollars with his TAX EVASION is baffling..
Saying you won the election that early last night while he was ahead is like a basketball team saying in the 1st quarter “Guys were up right now and winning this game but they want to continue running the clock and adding scorers points well into the 2nd 3rd and even 4th quarter , can you believe that??”
He's cheating the nation millions by simply golfing. I think it was about 140 milion dollars last I checked. Rep voters will tell you that's less than 50cents per citizen and they gladly pay for that. They would however get a melt down if the Democrats were to give 50cents to homeless people.
Nevada, we're all gambling on you tonight.
“What I legally have to call his mouth” omg I’m choking
Stephen Colbert is gold ✨👏🏼✨
Can't wait to see "you're fired" trending on Twitter but it's to Trump haha.
Great political cartoon with Uncle Sam or maybe Lady Liberty handing him a pink slip. “You’re Fired!!”
Fauci to Trump:
As well as the word “Karma”
Yeah, I have my GIF ready, just waiting to send to him😂😂
Update: IT'S TRENDING! Wooo!
Thank you Stephen, for helping to lighten these past four years, and bringing me to laughing to tears with this episode. Please keep doing EXACTLY what you do! Peace.
I love Evie's laugh!! Please keep her there after covid!!!
Count every ballot and climb every mountain.
The biggest laugh from his wife, Evie, comes as Stephen declares himself “Sexiest Man Alive.” This is every husband’s experience (except Blake Lively’s husband).
Wait, what? I thought Stephen Colbert is the sexiest man alive💙🇺🇸
Oh, no Blake laughs at her husband regularly. That's love 😉
Well, to be fair, Colbert did make Maxims Hottest 100 one year.
Well, and Camilla Alves' husband...
(OK, I'm talkin' about Matt McConaughey. I had to look it up).
I thought Ryan Reynolds was gay?
"Social distancing is hard in Rhode Island because if you stand six feet away from someone, you're in Connecticut" 🤣 Epic, Stephen.
thank you Wisconsin... please stay safe!
The Mitten came through!! Praise be
Stephen - I'm in England, and I first discovered you on CZcams back in 2016. You became my sane link to the news from America, leapfrogging over all the mainstream nonsense and Twitter trolls to deliver bite-size pieces of information with a comedy frosting. It's wonderful to see you so upbeat!
Stephen, you are amazing😂😂😂
Does anyone else enjoy Steve’s wife’s laughter just as much as the monologue? 😂😌