GOP Takes Baby Steps Towards Admitting The Reality That Joe Biden Is Our President-Elect

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  • čas přidán 16. 06. 2024
  • While the current president remains hunkered down at the White House reviewing legal strategies with Rudy Giuliani, Republican lawmakers like Sen. Marco Rubio are beginning to publicly admit the truth that Joe Biden will be sworn in as President in January. #Colbert #Monologue #ALateShow
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  • @TherealRoxanneW
    @TherealRoxanneW Před 3 lety +1970

    His wife's giggle is better than 10,000 laughs from strangers... do you know how funny you have to be to get your spouse to laugh...🤗

    • @TahtahmesDiary
      @TahtahmesDiary Před 3 lety +84

      This is SO true...my husband and I've been together since 16 or so and random folks can laugh but there's NOTHING like your spouse enjoying your humor 🤗🧡

    • @JerKur18
      @JerKur18 Před 3 lety +5

      As funny as me? 😊

    • @KB-wl4ip
      @KB-wl4ip Před 3 lety +35

      I'm always listening for her laugh lol

    • @helloismabye
      @helloismabye Před 3 lety +35

      She's just in love with him

    • @kaileygreen1631
      @kaileygreen1631 Před 3 lety +45

      I think we should encourage Trump to go to Mar-a-Lago for Thanksgiving. Then, while he's out, we toss his stuff into boxes, put it out on the curb, and change the locks.

  • @erickrios7947
    @erickrios7947 Před 3 lety +1825

    In non-related news... Stephen and his wife's relationship is adorable.

    • @smithjohn383
      @smithjohn383 Před 3 lety +10

      Maybe but I'm still wondering how Evie "oh, absolutely" knows how hard Hemsworth is compared to Stephen.

    • @neceynecey4679
      @neceynecey4679 Před 3 lety +13

      She seems to be making sure he eats well 😷😂😷

    • @angelatowler3962
      @angelatowler3962 Před 3 lety +39

      Stephen’s wife laughing that much is 110% the wholesomeness we need

    • @jazlynaisya6425
      @jazlynaisya6425 Před 3 lety +34

      @no fux have you seen the segment where he talked abt meeting his wife? the way that he talked abt her i'm sure they're each other's biggest fan lmao

    • @aconcernedcitizen5779
      @aconcernedcitizen5779 Před 3 lety +3

      @@neceynecey4679 what the hell is wrong with you

  • @harolynattar9904
    @harolynattar9904 Před 3 lety +35

    I love when Evy is in the room. Her laughter is infectious and I love that she has her glass of wine on stand by!🤣🍹

  • @olivia8980
    @olivia8980 Před 3 lety +605

    Stephen's so clearly showing off for his wife and it's adorable.

  • @markdobies6418
    @markdobies6418 Před 3 lety +2177

    Isn’t this adorable with his wife laughing off camera? Relationship goals.

    • @haleynoelle2598
      @haleynoelle2598 Před 3 lety +173

      Her giggling and him flirting with her during the show is the only thing keeping me going at this point tbh.

    • @Romanceguru
      @Romanceguru Před 3 lety +87

      It’s rare to see 2 people so completely suited for one another. ❤️

    • @deBASHmode
      @deBASHmode Před 3 lety +42

      She’s adorable. 🙂

    • @OtaconOcelot
      @OtaconOcelot Před 3 lety +27

      @Pete Mason yes lol I want it to stay this way

    • @skoshman1
      @skoshman1 Před 3 lety +64

      It's like he's putting on a show just for her, but we're invited. She is the (literally) audience proxy.

  • @PRDreams
    @PRDreams Před 3 lety +231

    His wife's giggles were magic. I enjoyed having someone laughing as much as we were. She is priceless.

    • @alexv3357
      @alexv3357 Před 3 lety +13

      Evie Colbert in the background is the best part of the covid era

    • @Fretless99
      @Fretless99 Před 3 lety +3

      I am getting a little crush on Evie !
      Sorry Stephen C., I promise to be respectful

    • @kamleshpatel9685
      @kamleshpatel9685 Před 3 lety +2

      Trump never pays his bills joke is on you Guliani

  • @dmc01
    @dmc01 Před 3 lety +28

    Everytime Colbert makes a Tolkien reference, a Dwarf gets his wings

  • @currentxchange
    @currentxchange Před 3 lety +25

    The writers really knocked it out of the park with this one. Excellent.

    • @7vicyoriou7
      @7vicyoriou7 Před 3 lety

      Ahh nope, Trump won by a landslide. Here's Sydney Powell's bombshell. Grab some popcorn my friend Biden is going down. www.thescotfree.com/opinion/bombshell-the-2020-election-took-place-under-a-trump-declared-national-emergency-that-set-an-election-day-trap-for-the-unauthorized-accessing-of-election-and-campaign-infrastructure/.

    • @findingsolutions198
      @findingsolutions198 Před 3 lety

      Bread and circus are getting better day by day

  • @sethd6485
    @sethd6485 Před 3 lety +262

    Evie is ADORABLE. I live for the moments when she laughs at Stephen’s jokes in the background. Couple goals!

    • @JLM498
      @JLM498 Před 3 lety +17

      Agreed! She’s so sweet!

    • @joelquintero6888
      @joelquintero6888 Před 3 lety +8

      @josephcrsn I think we found the Frustrated Angry Virgin Guy with No friends!

    • @cameronkrause4712
      @cameronkrause4712 Před 3 lety

      me too. though i do wonder if perhaps she's just drunk. she has that nice full laugh.

    • @shawnebk
      @shawnebk Před 3 lety

      AsinLoVeYUnz.link

    • @evelynmercado8444
      @evelynmercado8444 Před 3 lety

      That’s my name, too!

  • @jdax21
    @jdax21 Před 3 lety +435

    "Trump has a coup inside a coup. That's just coo coo!"
    I love the writers on this show...😁
    Admittedly, Colbert's jokes are always made even better by the delightful laughter of Colbert's wife.

    • @nilulal545
      @nilulal545 Před 3 lety

      🤣🤣

    • @ShushanthPrabhu
      @ShushanthPrabhu Před 3 lety

      That's the best joke today

    • @spammyhell6566
      @spammyhell6566 Před 3 lety

      +jdax21 ~ 8yo little Richie has a brilliant future ahead. :-D

    • @LiquiProductions
      @LiquiProductions Před 3 lety

      Because a 2 year old could write these jokes?

    • @HimonoOnna90
      @HimonoOnna90 Před 3 lety +2

      honestly their functioning relationship gives me life! Especially between all the chaos it's great to see them interact for even a few seconds.

  • @cassandraveritas6573
    @cassandraveritas6573 Před 3 lety +80

    This is why I filter most of my news through comedians, they tell the truth.

    • @christopherrivas4403
      @christopherrivas4403 Před 3 lety +2

      You honestly think this is all Colberts thoughts??? There’s at least half a dozen writers on this show.

    • @guiniverebehounek6174
      @guiniverebehounek6174 Před 3 lety

      Yep.

    • @cassandraveritas6573
      @cassandraveritas6573 Před 3 lety +2

      @@christopherrivas4403 I know how it works but in case others out there don't, thanks.

    • @7vicyoriou7
      @7vicyoriou7 Před 3 lety

      Ahh nope, Trump won by a landslide. Here's Sydney Powell's bombshell. Grab some popcorn my friend Biden is going down. www.thescotfree.com/opinion/bombshell-the-2020-election-took-place-under-a-trump-declared-national-emergency-that-set-an-election-day-trap-for-the-unauthorized-accessing-of-election-and-campaign-infrastructure/.

    • @findingsolutions198
      @findingsolutions198 Před 3 lety

      🤣 i used to think like this before realize media are owned just by a little bunch of people

  • @laudysmartinez1475
    @laudysmartinez1475 Před 3 lety +6

    Seeing Stephen being happier is very uplifting. It's a distinct difference from the shows before the election.

  • @NameOfRain
    @NameOfRain Před 3 lety +639

    I think we should encourage Trump to go to Mar-a-Lago for Thanksgiving. Then, while he's out, we toss his stuff into boxes, put it out on the curb, and change the locks.

    • @alexbrown4426
      @alexbrown4426 Před 3 lety +9

      No no, he's got a point.

    • @patrickrkruger
      @patrickrkruger Před 3 lety +53

      Now, now. The law states jan 20th at 12pm. Lets not start acting like republicans.

    • @noahwoodland1592
      @noahwoodland1592 Před 3 lety +16

      Or we could just paint Black Lives Matter on his new outdoor white house walls. Would he tear 'em down or no?

    • @alexbrown4426
      @alexbrown4426 Před 3 lety +7

      @@noahwoodland1592 should be the grey house anyways bruh

    • @estherpiry3913
      @estherpiry3913 Před 3 lety +15

      Didn't he cancel it? he's afraid he can't go back to the big WH.

  • @DavidDOquendo
    @DavidDOquendo Před 3 lety +547

    The best audience member ever is Steven’s wife.

    • @FannyVonFluff
      @FannyVonFluff Před 3 lety +5

      She's a treasure

    • @buildsmall
      @buildsmall Před 3 lety

      @@FannyVonFluff? 3w234e
      RW to 53

    • @fourtwelve412
      @fourtwelve412 Před 3 lety

      @Valo B I died

    • @oxenfree6192
      @oxenfree6192 Před 3 lety +7

      What a great thing to have a spouse who supports you and still giggles at everything you say after many years of marriage.

    • @jeromefitzroy
      @jeromefitzroy Před 3 lety

      Poor wifey

  • @babablacksheepdog
    @babablacksheepdog Před 3 lety +17

    "That tree looks like it went on its last march to Isengard." Gotta love a Tolkien fan.

  • @bethgerz7757
    @bethgerz7757 Před 3 lety +376

    Stephen Colbert doesn't need an audience. I think this venue suits him so much better. It's personal, professional, and sooo funny!

    • @bafflezbiz
      @bafflezbiz Před 3 lety +43

      I've said this from the beginning. So many of these shows/hosts fall flat without the tailored suits, boisterous audiences, flashy sets, and sharp cinematography. Somehow Colbert has maintained top quality and who needs a queued applauding audience when I'm already laughing? And of course we all love the charming dynamic of his wife giggling away from the eves...

    • @budjitresvalles6397
      @budjitresvalles6397 Před 3 lety +3

      Indeed. 👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻

    • @dkayflowers79
      @dkayflowers79 Před 3 lety +3

      it's so funny/cringe trying to watch *Jimmy Kimmel sometimes because he "Have to" have a small audience to laugh at his mostly NOT funny jokes* ..If it wasn't for Gilermo force laughing it would bomb

    • @charliec.8303
      @charliec.8303 Před 3 lety +6

      I agree with you Beth Gerz. I was just thinking the same thing. He’s well suited to this kind of straight to the camera thing. He’s confident, composed, and most importantly, funny!

    • @cardboard87
      @cardboard87 Před 3 lety +13

      Fully agree with everyone else. Stephen Colbert, Seth Myers, and John Oliver have excellent comedic timing, and need no audience. I'm sure they all miss their audiences though. They bring an energy that the hosts feed off of even though they add no value to the shows for me.

  • @Directorslashwriter
    @Directorslashwriter Před 3 lety +71

    I have to say, having Stephen's wife there gives me an extra bit of warmth. It feels that his whole purpose is to make his wife laugh, and that gives me the feels .

  • @nicolethoff2920
    @nicolethoff2920 Před 3 lety +35

    When she's there, his shows are better. We have the privilege to see his desire to shine for his wife

  • @AustenObsessed
    @AustenObsessed Před 3 lety +11

    An episode where he sings, makes a Lord of the Ring reference and his wife laughed though out the monologue . . . . Excellent!

  • @Turuial
    @Turuial Před 3 lety +261

    Woohoo! Evie is here! Stephen is always so much happier when she's with him.

    • @coleenparsons4905
      @coleenparsons4905 Před 3 lety +4

      I tune in to hear her laugh now. Thanks 2020?

    • @Turuial
      @Turuial Před 3 lety +2

      @@coleenparsons4905 Yep, yep, yep! I had to Google how they met after tonight's installment of quarantinewhile.

    • @Posiman
      @Posiman Před 3 lety +3

      ...And less drunk...

  • @hekatsees9449
    @hekatsees9449 Před 3 lety +107

    Colbert’s wife truly enjoys his humor... That is lovely...

  • @maburg713
    @maburg713 Před 3 lety +119

    I'm always happy when the Wife is here. She's got that adorable giggle, and he seems more "on fire" than usual. LOVE it!!

    • @elenachristian9860
      @elenachristian9860 Před 3 lety +5

      He puffs up when she laughs. It's adorable.

    • @bbingtube
      @bbingtube Před 3 lety +2

      I know *edit Evie has gotta stay! They are my relationship goals

    • @livewiiiiire
      @livewiiiiire Před 3 lety +3

      Her name is Evie

    • @maburg713
      @maburg713 Před 3 lety

      @@elenachristian9860 - I know, right?? Just so sweet!!

    • @maburg713
      @maburg713 Před 3 lety

      @@bbingtube - Yep! He's *always* great, but he's immeasurably better when she's sitting on the couch, giving her opinion through her laughter ;)

  • @chandlervannoy815
    @chandlervannoy815 Před 3 lety +226

    I love that all of Headlines that have Trumps name are marked “T****”

    • @TorchwoodPandP
      @TorchwoodPandP Před 3 lety +20

      Well, it has become a four-letter-word...
      Oh, sorry, they are still recounting

    • @mojataxko3802
      @mojataxko3802 Před 3 lety +6

      Next, let's censored his face from any media coverage.

    • @BarryRowlingsonBaz
      @BarryRowlingsonBaz Před 3 lety +2

      @Nancy Lanno I noticed the T******** a few days ago - did he explain why they're doing that?

    • @matiakd
      @matiakd Před 3 lety +1

      @Nancy Lanno and again at 3:00

    • @bazzfromthebackground3696
      @bazzfromthebackground3696 Před 3 lety +9

      He mentioned about a month ago he won't print the president's name anymore.

  • @johnorosz7477
    @johnorosz7477 Před 3 lety +87

    Electoral Colleges, Gerrymandering, Faithless Electors. American "democracy" is just infuriatingly absurd.

    • @Wylie288
      @Wylie288 Před 3 lety +5

      We are a republic and always has been. Too many morons exist for a democracy to be a good idea

    • @CloverField83
      @CloverField83 Před 3 lety +3

      @@Wylie288 All republics are democracies, not all democracies are republics

    • @Wylie288
      @Wylie288 Před 3 lety

      @@CloverField83 The electoral college completely violates the definition of democracy. Republics are not democracies.

    • @CArnoldi1
      @CArnoldi1 Před 3 lety

      I think a nation can be any combination of democracy and republic. Though I guess a republic without democracy would be exotic and difficult to implement.

    • @Iownly
      @Iownly Před 3 lety +2

      @@CArnoldi1 Jared is right. In political science republic is defined as a non monarchic regime. This includes dictatorships and aristocracies (a republic without democracy is not very exotic because there are plenty of dictatorships in the world). Democracy on the other hand means sovereignity of the people. Moreover, the electoral college is just another voting system - it does not contradict democracy at all.

  • @lynsmedstad4935
    @lynsmedstad4935 Před 3 lety +4

    Loving your smile that has returned and you eyes are sparkling! As a Canadian I have been following you and hoping that things would turn out well. As a Canadian I and millions of others are so happy for you and your country!

  • @laalaa99stl
    @laalaa99stl Před 3 lety +20

    Something tells me we should be looking into Mr. Graham's amazing come-from-behind win in SC.

  • @makeup_n_melmakeup_n_mel225
    @makeup_n_melmakeup_n_mel225 Před 3 lety +317

    Your wife makes this show now! Her giggles are better than any laugh track.

    • @waltbenson4391
      @waltbenson4391 Před 3 lety

      Just a fool laughing at another fool.

    • @cautemoc4624
      @cautemoc4624 Před 3 lety +13

      @@waltbenson4391 Mom! They're making fun of meee! Make them stoOOop!

    • @impunitythebagpuss
      @impunitythebagpuss Před 3 lety +8

      Hope she's on the payroll now! She's the best!

    • @impunitythebagpuss
      @impunitythebagpuss Před 3 lety +4

      @@waltbenson4391 and you're watching why????

    • @Earthpsalm
      @Earthpsalm Před 3 lety +1

      Yes! We need her at every show!!!

  • @Beezer.D.B.
    @Beezer.D.B. Před 3 lety +95

    He canceled his trip to Mar-a-Lago because he was afraid the WH doors would be locked when he got back.

    • @dr.g3860
      @dr.g3860 Před 3 lety +5

      It was because he knew his time as president is coming to an end and wanted to spend his last Christmas in the White House. It’s sad.

    • @Beezer.D.B.
      @Beezer.D.B. Před 3 lety +4

      @@dr.g3860 - It actually is sad. And I don't know if you meant that sarcastically or actually, but it is sad. My thoughts though, regardless, are that he could do so much right now, and do good things in his final days there, as opposed to the tear-down he's doing. So I have very little sympathy...save this much --->

    • @dr.g3860
      @dr.g3860 Před 3 lety +4

      @@Beezer.D.B. I was being sarcastic, though.

    • @Beezer.D.B.
      @Beezer.D.B. Před 3 lety +4

      @@dr.g3860 - Good, lol! I didn’t want to step on any toes just because someone felt sorry for him.

    • @loujones4031
      @loujones4031 Před 3 lety

      That's funny!"

  • @arctiknitter
    @arctiknitter Před 3 lety +2

    I love hearing his wife laughing in the background!

  • @randygu8378
    @randygu8378 Před 3 lety +227

    "Trump has a coup inside a coup. That's just coo coo!"
    I love the writers on this show...😁

    • @-oiiio-3993
      @-oiiio-3993 Před 3 lety +6

      Coup coup.

    • @soleprobe
      @soleprobe Před 3 lety

      The most forbidden documentary in history:
      “Europa The Last Battle” at archive dot org

    • @joeeccles985
      @joeeccles985 Před 3 lety

      You sound like a expert on the subject matter.

    • @soleprobe
      @soleprobe Před 3 lety

      @Nikolai Hansen No it’s the anti-mass murdering, anti-pedophilia, anti-communists doc that reveals the true history. There are organized criminal gangs (gangsters) in every ethnic group and no organized criminal gang is above reproach because of their ethnicity. You are either saying that this ethnic group has no organized criminal element or you are saying that exposing the organized criminal element within this ethnic group is the same as hating the whole group. Italians would not call someone anti-Italian for exposing the crimes of their gangsters (the Italian Mafia). Exposing the crimes of the international money gangsters does not make someone anti-(their ethnic group). Those who accuses people of hating an entire ethnic group for exposing the crimes of its gangsters are using that entire ethnic group to cover up the crimes of its gangsters. That is not only hatred towards that entire ethnic group (bigotry) but a criminal act by colluding with gangsters.

  • @Zenologia4673
    @Zenologia4673 Před 3 lety +298

    Stephen’s wife laughing that much is 110% the wholesomeness we need

  • @PaperPlateClorox
    @PaperPlateClorox Před 3 lety +63

    His wife is so lucky. I’d love to be married to Stephen Colbert.

    • @BrentRogers5
      @BrentRogers5 Před 3 lety +6

      It's his infectious smile and humour isn't it?

    • @johnrogers9481
      @johnrogers9481 Před 3 lety

      Ha, I bet he wouldn't agree, about the luck of his wife.

    • @commandercaptain4664
      @commandercaptain4664 Před 3 lety +2

      Better buck up on your Silmarillion knowledge.

    • @phriedokra6158
      @phriedokra6158 Před 3 lety

      Ikr? Or Leno, Kimmel...anyone funny and famous..

  • @elizabethwahlborg5954
    @elizabethwahlborg5954 Před 3 lety +4

    I love when Colbert's wife is there. Her laughter is contagious!

  • @Fooma777
    @Fooma777 Před 3 lety +805

    Are we censoring T****’s name now? I’m into it.

  • @choeyoonsun1
    @choeyoonsun1 Před 3 lety +5

    Thank you for helping me maintaining my mental health for the past four years.

  • @kathleenallopenna9224
    @kathleenallopenna9224 Před 3 lety +57

    Trump was never concerned about human life. He has proven it several times throughout his time in office. How anyone can think he is a decent person is beyond me. I'm so glad he's out of there😑

    • @Micaela1527
      @Micaela1527 Před 3 lety

      Kathleen Allopenna.. Biden supports abortion.. while Trump has defunded many abortion clinics and shut them down

    • @kathleenallopenna9224
      @kathleenallopenna9224 Před 3 lety +1

      @@Micaela1527 this man lies about everything. He is the father of lies. I truly believe this. That's why he spewed disease everywhere he went. He refused to protect the American people. He has his own agenda him and the swamp rats in office. He's lied about the election and everyone says it's legal. He will be the downfall of us all.

    • @7vicyoriou7
      @7vicyoriou7 Před 3 lety

      Ahh nope, Trump won by a landslide. Here's Sydney Powell's bombshell. Grab some popcorn my friend Biden is going down. www.thescotfree.com/opinion/bombshell-the-2020-election-took-place-under-a-trump-declared-national-emergency-that-set-an-election-day-trap-for-the-unauthorized-accessing-of-election-and-campaign-infrastructure/.

  • @simsamsammie
    @simsamsammie Před 3 lety +46

    I want every talk show from now on to just be the host’s spouse laughing off camera

  • @TurbidTG1
    @TurbidTG1 Před 3 lety +395

    I like how Stephen has stopped saying "Donald Trump" and "Trump" is censored out! xD

    • @ebybeehoney
      @ebybeehoney Před 3 lety +27

      - agreed. I have never been able to use the name much these last four years...

    • @emeraldkat2167
      @emeraldkat2167 Před 3 lety +51

      My husband and I agreed to do the same until he's out of office. So we are using all the nicknames he's gotten and just playing around with variants of them (ie instead of the orange orangutan, it became the nectarine nazi or mandarin Mussolini).

    • @istdochallesegal3427
      @istdochallesegal3427 Před 3 lety +22

      LOVE that!!! The guy so feeds off attention, be it good or bad ("no such thing as bad press"), so not even acknowledging his name is BRILLIANT!

    • @sharonolsen6579
      @sharonolsen6579 Před 3 lety +10

      @Turbid TG I know ! I LOVE it ! : D !!

    • @brianschulte6008
      @brianschulte6008 Před 3 lety +5

      @ kate... I k ow, I can't even play euchre anymore

  • @timmullen678
    @timmullen678 Před 3 lety +171

    Trump can get a job working at his golf course. His experience as a bunker inspector will come in handy.

    • @boudica3356
      @boudica3356 Před 3 lety +9

      He can't do that, he'll be in prison

    • @cayk481
      @cayk481 Před 3 lety +2

      and as a garbage disposal. he'll just eat everything you throw away

    • @christopherrivas4403
      @christopherrivas4403 Před 3 lety

      As Biden spent weeks in his basement

    • @christopherrivas4403
      @christopherrivas4403 Před 3 lety

      @@boudica3356 there’s no reason nor probably cause for him to be in prison. Maybe your lord and savior Biden and Hilary

    • @djcmission
      @djcmission Před 3 lety

      Wrong thread.

  • @suzanaslejmar6166
    @suzanaslejmar6166 Před 3 lety +56

    Trump never pays his bills joke is on you Guliani

  • @jozz2248
    @jozz2248 Před 3 lety +188

    Colbert found himself a keeper, she even laughs at his Tolkien jokes. 😄

    • @danielgehring7437
      @danielgehring7437 Před 3 lety +9

      One might say it was a token laugh, though.

    • @devanto564
      @devanto564 Před 3 lety +15

      @@danielgehring7437 It's a Tolkien laugh.

    • @dizzyonaball4623
      @dizzyonaball4623 Před 3 lety +14

      It's not all perfect; she keeps a Bilbo in the bedside drawer.

    • @sweetsugarjones
      @sweetsugarjones Před 3 lety +6

      @@dizzyonaball4623 Her hobbits behind closed doors are her own business.

    • @jimstim4560
      @jimstim4560 Před 3 lety +4

      Honestly that was a really wholesome moment when the camera panned to his wife laughing.

  • @kelliepastellie8619
    @kelliepastellie8619 Před 3 lety +78

    Melania Trump to her Divorce Attorney:
    "Stand back and stand by" 💅🏽

    • @Leah-yz4rj
      @Leah-yz4rj Před 3 lety +5

      She's not going anywhere. She's just as bad as him.

    • @annpagan8245
      @annpagan8245 Před 3 lety +3

      Lol....I love it!

    • @Kevin-mx1vi
      @Kevin-mx1vi Před 3 lety +7

      @@Leah-yz4rj Yeah, she's as bad as him, and that's exactly why she'll divorce him - being married to a convict will be bad for her brand image.

    • @wc582
      @wc582 Před 3 lety

      "that's SO funny!, thanks for that laugh."

    • @HungryLoki
      @HungryLoki Před 3 lety +1

      I don't think you know how gold-digging works.

  • @janetpartyka6600
    @janetpartyka6600 Před 3 lety +48

    Folks, Lindsey Graham should resign. PERIOD.

    • @leebehl3063
      @leebehl3063 Před 3 lety +1

      He should've been voted out of office...what the heck happened there?

    • @alfanydiaz8095
      @alfanydiaz8095 Před 3 lety

      And go to jail too. To slow down his horses. He thinks he is the most relevant man here. Enabling @55 kissing traitor.

    • @dorkthrone
      @dorkthrone Před 3 lety +1

      But he won't. Deciding to be honorable by resigning would require a moral center or conscience. He isn't interested in that. He wants to crush his enemies and see them driven before him. He has an agenda, and he will never abandon it.

  • @PatrickGaleski
    @PatrickGaleski Před 3 lety +1

    Colbert describes this crazy situation in a way that actually calms me down and makes me laugh. That means a lot these days! Stephen, keep doing a great job. You're making a difference.

  • @Markus_Andrew
    @Markus_Andrew Před 3 lety +64

    This just in: Rudy Giuliani will tomorrow be publicly announcing his new legal challenge from the parking lot of The Marriott Brothers Parts and Spares, right between Big Jim's Fertilizers and Buttplugs-R-Us, in Baldtop, Nebraska.

    • @jpdemer5
      @jpdemer5 Před 3 lety +6

      And here I had staked out the alley behind Ritz Spa and Pool Suppiles. Frankly, it was pretty nasty, what with the sewage treatment plant across the way, so I"m glad they moved it.

    • @pemdechen6300
      @pemdechen6300 Před 3 lety

      Hahaha

    • @aliciaroca8942
      @aliciaroca8942 Před 3 lety

      Buttplugs-R-Us LOL! I spit my coffee.

  • @frankwiebe5609
    @frankwiebe5609 Před 3 lety +85

    your wife's laugh is contagious, i think it really improves your show.

  • @gamergrandad2945
    @gamergrandad2945 Před 3 lety

    Mr. Steven Colbert. You set the benchmark for how news should be presented. TQ. God bless 🙏

  • @McLoven-vm1ck
    @McLoven-vm1ck Před 3 lety +2

    OMG, you all were killing it on this one, this was like a Dave Chappelle stand up set 😂

  • @Nevertoleave
    @Nevertoleave Před 3 lety +104

    Donald should take it to Judge Judy. I just want to see Judge Judy tell them where to go and how to get there

    • @zarakikon6352
      @zarakikon6352 Před 3 lety +1

      Jail and ASAP !!

    • @curiousnerdkitteh
      @curiousnerdkitteh Před 3 lety +4

      That would be perfectly appropriate as she's not a real judge and given they don't have a real case and their only hope is the court of public opinion a pseudo-reality court case entertainment show would be perfect for them.

    • @rootzero
      @rootzero Před 3 lety +1

      Judge Judy is a trump-loving pshyco.

    • @garfield685
      @garfield685 Před 3 lety

      @@rootzero yep

  • @jwmorrell1
    @jwmorrell1 Před 3 lety +5

    SC you are truly a master of satire and sarcasm. As a proud Canadian who is embarrassed for all the intelligent Americans, I say ...This #2 shall pass.
    🇨🇦 🤝 🇺🇲

  • @patriciaknox4874
    @patriciaknox4874 Před 3 lety +1

    Really need your sick humor! I was never a fan of yours before the election, except for your Ben & Jerry's flavor, but you are SO on-point with the Trumpeter-in-Chief.

  • @dragongirl7978
    @dragongirl7978 Před 3 lety +6

    Actually the whole point of the "Tomorrow" song in Annie is that things getting better is forever just out of reach, "always a day away," so maybe it's appropriate....

    • @7vicyoriou7
      @7vicyoriou7 Před 3 lety

      Ahh nope, Trump won by a landslide. Here's Sydney Powell's bombshell. Grab some popcorn my friend Biden is going down. www.thescotfree.com/opinion/bombshell-the-2020-election-took-place-under-a-trump-declared-national-emergency-that-set-an-election-day-trap-for-the-unauthorized-accessing-of-election-and-campaign-infrastructure/.

  • @beatrixstaub6136
    @beatrixstaub6136 Před 3 lety +17

    Thank you to all of the conservative Judges that actually put country over party. You are true patriots.

    • @pechaa
      @pechaa Před 3 lety +4

      I get what you’re feeling, but they are doing their jobs. It’s what they’re supposed to do.

  • @ImaginaryMdA
    @ImaginaryMdA Před 3 lety +59

    Remember, if you don't cancel thanksgiving,
    covid will cancel grandma.

    • @serious7179
      @serious7179 Před 3 lety +9

      I shouldn't have laughed at this, but...

    • @slimandces3083
      @slimandces3083 Před 3 lety +3

      I'm ashamed of myself. I laughed very hard.

    • @LanNguyen-if4ji
      @LanNguyen-if4ji Před 3 lety +4

      @ted ritola yeah okay buddy call me when you get your ventilator!

    • @skillcheese
      @skillcheese Před 3 lety +4

      @ted ritola because one side is based in the reality of a global pandemic which has killed 248,000 people in the US alone, and the other is in complete denial of pretty much everything?

    • @garfield685
      @garfield685 Před 3 lety +2

      Already lost my parents. Dont want to lose anyone else

  • @ariandynas
    @ariandynas Před 3 lety +25

    T******* isn't heavy metal. He's heavy, but hardly metal. He's like a poorly done jug-band. He's not even Ska.

    • @dsmith9412
      @dsmith9412 Před 3 lety +1

      He’s polka music, badly performed

    • @danielsgro5294
      @danielsgro5294 Před 3 lety

      T*** isn't heavy metal. He's heavy, but hardly metal. He's like a poorly done jug-band. He's not even Ska.

    • @commandercaptain4664
      @commandercaptain4664 Před 3 lety

      Chump is the kind of dubstep that sounds like GoBays farting in each others' mouths.

    • @Optimat1000
      @Optimat1000 Před 3 lety

      Please don't offend Ska. Ska is an amazing music genre. Trump is like recent pop music: one- dimensional, cheesy, shallow trash. Including dreary autotune...

  • @AmethystJonesOpinions
    @AmethystJonesOpinions Před 3 lety +6

    Thanks for your humor! You’ve made this year tolerable!

  • @yashaleo7
    @yashaleo7 Před 3 lety +1

    3:40 🤣😂🤣
    Oh that was gold! Perfect dad joke.
    🤣😂🤣

  • @lesleymbaye3498
    @lesleymbaye3498 Před 3 lety

    The musical portions of this monologue were just *chef's kiss*!

  • @tzvikrasner6073
    @tzvikrasner6073 Před 3 lety +49

    I feel like Stephen tries just a bit harder when Evie is there and I love it.

    • @robertabutler4235
      @robertabutler4235 Před 3 lety +1

      Stephen's so clearly showing off for his wife and it's adorable.

  • @k2774
    @k2774 Před 3 lety +163

    The only upside of Covid is seeing folks like Stephen Colbert filming at home in casual clothes with his family laughing in the background. Or Trevor Noah sporting a beard and a hoodie and weird objets d'art in his living room. It's super charming.

  • @tnkwwc
    @tnkwwc Před 3 lety +1

    We LOVE to see Evie!! And how sweet you guys are to each other. And, love to hear the laughter from the crew!🥰😍

  • @pontiuspilot9301
    @pontiuspilot9301 Před 2 lety

    February 2022 and I'm still watching Stephen's 2020 shows. Love them. The hope that the Former president would just fade away. Peace.

  • @xrpimperialcommander8695
    @xrpimperialcommander8695 Před 3 lety +163

    You hire Rudy when no other lawyer will take the case.

    • @SilentKnight43
      @SilentKnight43 Před 3 lety +5

      Dewey, Cheatem & Howe firm wouldn't take on the case.

    • @MrCraigie65
      @MrCraigie65 Před 3 lety +7

      If Rudy was the last lawyer on earth, I would still act on my own behalf.

    • @7vicyoriou7
      @7vicyoriou7 Před 3 lety

      Ahh nope, Trump won by a landslide. Here's Sydney Powell's bombshell. Grab some popcorn my friend Biden is going down. www.thescotfree.com/opinion/bombshell-the-2020-election-took-place-under-a-trump-declared-national-emergency-that-set-an-election-day-trap-for-the-unauthorized-accessing-of-election-and-campaign-infrastructure/.

  • @AbhishekGNair
    @AbhishekGNair Před 3 lety +7

    "They're attempting a coup inside their coup? That's cuckoo!" 😂😂😂

  • @berniecruz8405
    @berniecruz8405 Před 3 lety +3

    The Annie parody was HILARIOUS!! LOL

  • @Mr3ppozz
    @Mr3ppozz Před 3 lety

    I really really really love how you 2 have this adorable relationship... the hilarious chuckling in the background really amplifies the show so much :)
    I hope you will remember that you will never be able to go back to a show without her chuckling within earshot of a mic

  • @DumbAmerican67
    @DumbAmerican67 Před 3 lety +58

    I love how Colbert won’t call him by his name anymore and instead chooses T****. Now I just need CNN and MS NBC to follow suit.

    • @mooreandless
      @mooreandless Před 3 lety +4

      We all should refuse to call him by his name. Narcissists hate being ignored.

    • @NewMusicWeekly
      @NewMusicWeekly Před 3 lety

      He slipped up at 2:59.

  • @CoyoteDuran1
    @CoyoteDuran1 Před 3 lety +42

    Evie: "Oh, absolutely" (while shaking her head no).

  • @kitsune-kun2009
    @kitsune-kun2009 Před 3 lety +16

    Confirmed: Stephen is harder than a Hemsworth.

  • @hateraid6320
    @hateraid6320 Před 3 lety

    His wife laughter is so funny .... Keep it up GIRL .... you make me LMAF. You GO Girl ...😂😂😂😂😂

  • @davenorth2903
    @davenorth2903 Před 3 lety +32

    Only 63 more days of this scourge. Thank God it’s not 4 years and 63 days.

    • @kimherman549
      @kimherman549 Před 3 lety +2

      My son’s band just released an album, and one of the singles is Scourge. Now I know why. This whole debacle makes me sad and angry!

  • @RobSchofield
    @RobSchofield Před 3 lety +23

    The "coup-coup" gag alone made this piece. I'm going to start sending you my underwear laundry bills, dude.

  • @benspooner8815
    @benspooner8815 Před 3 lety

    Hope you feel even better as time goes on, Stephen! Sooner rather than later please.

  • @ForeverMe543
    @ForeverMe543 Před 3 lety +1

    He's afraid he'll leave and come back and there will be a "No shirt? no shoes? no mask? no trumps" sign

  • @theef143
    @theef143 Před 3 lety +61

    Saddest of all, over 70 million Americans believe the lies be in told, so pathetic.

    • @elenachristian9860
      @elenachristian9860 Před 3 lety +9

      About half believe him. The other half are capitalists.

    • @kittyspodos
      @kittyspodos Před 3 lety +3

      @Quaker 2019 I think they mean the halves of the 70million who voted for Trump. Half of those 70million arent deluded just unrepentant capitalists

    • @derekmulling745
      @derekmulling745 Před 3 lety

      And that's really fuckin scary! They're like half a step from being full blown nazis...

    • @dman7857
      @dman7857 Před 3 lety

      @@elenachristian9860 Capitalist as opposed to?

    • @loujones4031
      @loujones4031 Před 3 lety

      Could they be the vast majority when this is finally over?" 70%?"

  • @LeftIsBest001
    @LeftIsBest001 Před 3 lety +122

    I love when Stephen has his wife on. He performs better and her laughing is hilarious. 💜

  • @alexeyvega987
    @alexeyvega987 Před 3 lety

    Thank you for all your work Mr Colbert, I really need a good laugh.

  • @jacobzaranyika9334
    @jacobzaranyika9334 Před 2 lety

    Thank you 🙏 for being there EVERY SINGLE step of the way BFF

  • @Eliphas_Leary
    @Eliphas_Leary Před 3 lety +42

    When they move back to the studio, Mrs. Colbert is going to get her own special seat in the front row. The show won't work without her any more.

    • @angelfaye101
      @angelfaye101 Před 3 lety +5

      She often used to sit in the audience to watch the show. He used to point her out sometimes. They're adorably in love!

    • @-oiiio-3993
      @-oiiio-3993 Před 3 lety

      She could be his 'Ed Mc Mahon'.

  • @elizabethbetts3834
    @elizabethbetts3834 Před 3 lety +206

    Lyndsey Graham is the senator for South Carolina, why in the hell is he talking to Georgia's Election's Supervisor? Concern yourself with your own state Lyndsey

  • @SharonThoboisluvtolive
    @SharonThoboisluvtolive Před 3 lety +1

    I am addicted to you. Please don't ever stop or go away. I need you so much! Thank God for you.

  • @swaroopevani6087
    @swaroopevani6087 Před 3 lety

    Mrs Colbert's laugh makes this whole segment 5 times better. you guys are an adorable couple.

  • @rusianalf
    @rusianalf Před 3 lety +32

    6:50 "are you calling him a president elect" would be the dumbest question a reporter could ask... in any year other than 2020

    • @darthknightwingphoenix2081
      @darthknightwingphoenix2081 Před 3 lety +1

      I'm glad John Oliver blew that bitch of a year up. But then, that begs the question: "why are we still here? Just to suffer?"

  • @history_addict136
    @history_addict136 Před 3 lety +133

    Oh, wow. After 27 years of marriage, she still laughs and giggles at your jokes. This is really a relationship goal.

    • @SidejobsCA
      @SidejobsCA Před 3 lety +2

      well technically its not his jokes.

    • @jlbueno0611
      @jlbueno0611 Před 3 lety +7

      You mean, if I had a team of writers and Stephen's charisma, I would have kept my ex wife ?? 😔 you should've told me sooner .

  • @momoleeann
    @momoleeann Před 3 lety

    I love the staff laughing. It just makes it better

  • @jhetling
    @jhetling Před 3 lety +1

    Hand crank his pace maker dude wow! OMG wow! Needed that one.

  • @loverrlee
    @loverrlee Před 3 lety +4

    My sister and her wife just tested positive for Covid today and I’m devastated. They are my best friends and I’m extremely worried for them because they aren’t that healthy. They are also the only family I have locally because we all moved out of state from our families last year. We have all been quarantined since March, except for my sister-in-law who had to work because they’re a “essential worker” but now her job isn’t even going to pay her for her 21 day mandatory quarantine. If you can, please send prayers. I don’t want to lose my sister and best friends. 😭😭😭

  • @nursemendoza4413
    @nursemendoza4413 Před 3 lety +6

    I love hearing his wife laugh lol

  • @1laurelei1
    @1laurelei1 Před 3 lety

    Omg it's a hard knock life is one of my favorite songs ever, and I needed this rendition so much!!! 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @Rohlaren
    @Rohlaren Před 3 lety

    You've always made me laugh Steven, thanks.

  • @Evehawk87
    @Evehawk87 Před 3 lety +69

    Stephen is always so much happier and performs bigger when his wife is present ❤️

    • @janedie2739
      @janedie2739 Před 3 lety +2

      Still showing off for her after all these years. 😍 #goals

  • @jimmyispromo
    @jimmyispromo Před 3 lety +655

    Admitting is half the battle.

  • @micheleferguson7388
    @micheleferguson7388 Před 3 lety

    Love hearing Mrs Colbert laughing in the background!!

  • @citygirlro
    @citygirlro Před 3 lety

    Mrs Colbert laughing is the best! 😂 we have permission to feel joy again!

  • @CYCHIATRIC
    @CYCHIATRIC Před 3 lety +34

    Loads have people have almost certainly said this previously but their relationship is so beautiful. They obviously love each other so much it gives you hope for humanity.

  • @itsyepengoon
    @itsyepengoon Před 3 lety +119

    It's been two weeks and Trump still hasn't tweeted "I didn't lose, I merely failed to win!".

  • @gwenfooteprints
    @gwenfooteprints Před 3 lety

    THAT SAD TREE! I was LMAO & LOL and heard Stephen's wife laugh with me!!!!

  • @alexmothershaw2520
    @alexmothershaw2520 Před 3 lety +6

    T***** isn't heavy metal. He's heavy, but hardly metal. He's like a poorly done jug-band. He's not even Ska.

  • @elianstan5096
    @elianstan5096 Před 3 lety +11

    Petition for Evie to continue her role as laughing audience member when Stephen returns to the studio

  • @thisistheaccountname
    @thisistheaccountname Před 3 lety +125

    I'll pay to watch Trump being dragged out of the White House in January.