Trump Won't Let Covid Stop His Campaign, Keeps Mike Pence On The Trail Amid New Staff Outbreak

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  • čas přidán 25. 10. 2020
  • Eight months into the pandemic the U.S. is hitting all-time highs in coronavirus transmission, but that isn't stopping Donald Trump from holding rallies nor is it slowing down VP Mike Pence who is pressing on with campaign events despite a Covid-19 outbreak in his inner circle. #Colbert #Monologue #LSSC
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  • @jellybellytelly
    @jellybellytelly Před 3 lety +866

    The way Evie laughs so hard at his jokes is adorable but it's even more adorable the way Stephen gets a little twinkle in his eye when she does. Of all the millions of people he's made laugh, he clearly loves making her laugh the most

    • @Fretless99
      @Fretless99 Před 3 lety +36

      I think she's adorable too, what a sweetie she is :)
      He's a lucky man

    • @osodelososos5552
      @osodelososos5552 Před 3 lety +39

      This format one of the silver linings of Quarantine 😄

    • @Karajorma
      @Karajorma Před 3 lety +21

      Yep. They need to keep her on staff when the show goes back to a more normal format.

    • @elizabethwatt8131
      @elizabethwatt8131 Před 3 lety +9

      She’s a happy woman!

    • @Fretless99
      @Fretless99 Před 3 lety +10

      @@Karajorma Agreed :) I love the spontaneity here, their love for one another shines through
      Great chemistry

  • @iforgot8376
    @iforgot8376 Před 3 lety +87

    "My lady wife joins us this evening" is just adorable. Like she's a noble lady being introduced. Best thing ever.

    • @nixonenoch7432
      @nixonenoch7432 Před 2 lety

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      I somehow lost the login password. I would love any assistance you can offer me!

    • @kellenjordy7855
      @kellenjordy7855 Před 2 lety

      @Nixon Enoch instablaster =)

  • @DawnScholar
    @DawnScholar Před 3 lety +61

    "Cut Sacha Baron Cohen that joke stays in there." I love Colbert and Evies synergy.

  • @SlanderFails
    @SlanderFails Před 3 lety +26

    The wait for the calculator to finish was the hardest laugh I've given Stephen all quarantine.

  • @Jess-br8xe
    @Jess-br8xe Před 3 lety +333

    I can not express how much I adore hearing his wife giggling in the background. It's so cute and silly!

    • @trevorbarre5616
      @trevorbarre5616 Před 3 lety +1

      Yeah, really convincing. NOT.

    • @KMcKee-qn6bo
      @KMcKee-qn6bo Před 3 lety +4

      Jess Basically it’s an annoying distraction.... she’s there because Stephen, like all comedians, is so desperate for audience approval that he needs the supporting sound effect. I’m glad they have a wonderful marriage, I just don’t want to hear her baby-ing him along because of his insecurities.

    • @Jess-br8xe
      @Jess-br8xe Před 3 lety +24

      @@KMcKee-qn6bo you ever been with friends making something creative and you can’t stop giggling at it? That’s the vibe. She is likely still helping with the set up since they live together it’s not a concern, but all in all it doesn’t matter too much, i think it’s charming! ☺️

    • @discipleofsakura
      @discipleofsakura Před 3 lety +27

      I also really enjoy his wife's participation. They seem like a really cute couple who enjoy each other's company so much.

    • @aresdesiderata8959
      @aresdesiderata8959 Před 3 lety

      So fake

  • @mandypandy2911
    @mandypandy2911 Před 3 lety +787

    Stephen's wife's laugh makes everything better 😂

  • @patrickhanlon932
    @patrickhanlon932 Před 3 lety +80

    "He'll pay that back
    Never"
    That joke was hilarious.

  • @nadiagalindo9871
    @nadiagalindo9871 Před 3 lety +34

    It’s so cute how he gleams when his wife laughs at his jokes. Adorable.

  • @gordonpetten6553
    @gordonpetten6553 Před 3 lety +293

    I miss the studio audience, but his wife... makes all jokes perfect. There's no better justification that you're funny than somebody who's used to your all your shit still laughing.

    • @VoltisArt
      @VoltisArt Před 3 lety +15

      I actually like the more personal shows without the coached audience. I suppose there's room for both...er, after somebody starts reigning COVID in and it's actually safe to be in a room with strangers.

    • @jamesarmstrong4151
      @jamesarmstrong4151 Před 3 lety +6

      I do like her!

    • @abvhrulz
      @abvhrulz Před 3 lety +12

      I love having her there laughing at him. It’s so funny and so sweet.

    • @maximilian9295
      @maximilian9295 Před 3 lety +2

      Yup. Im so jealous of her, lucky

    • @Mythraen
      @Mythraen Před 3 lety +1

      @@VoltisArt "coached audience"?
      He was doing the show from home and people were enjoying hearing his wife in the background, so they brought her along when they moved to the office.
      Exactly where does a coached audience come in?

  • @heatherruth6734
    @heatherruth6734 Před 3 lety +760

    His wife, dying at all his jokes, is everything.

    • @buttonsf3293
      @buttonsf3293 Před 3 lety +35

      I love her!

    • @Oleandra-13
      @Oleandra-13 Před 3 lety +49

      She's better than any audience laughing on cue.

    • @raymondweemes
      @raymondweemes Před 3 lety +42

      This needs to stay even after covid. Casual Colbert and Evelyn (spelled right I hope) sitting just offscreen laughing at her husband. Just like at home! Maybe that's just my house. Lol 😆

    • @withextrapickles
      @withextrapickles Před 3 lety +4

      Maybe I didn’t have the volume high enough I was wondering why these jokes weren’t funny

    • @waywardgoddess7219
      @waywardgoddess7219 Před 3 lety +19

      His lady wife lol that was so adorable

  • @sailinbob11
    @sailinbob11 Před 3 lety +47

    I won't go near a mall. Anyone who puts their kid on Santa's lap this year should be charged with child endangerment. No,I'm not anti-Christmas, I'm anti-stupid. I'm online shopping,and spraying every package that arrives.

    • @stevious7278
      @stevious7278 Před 3 lety +3

      Friend if you are anti stupid in the USA, you must be very very busy indeed!!

    • @ekdaufin1485
      @ekdaufin1485 Před 3 lety

      @@stevious7278 🤣

    • @sailinbob11
      @sailinbob11 Před 3 lety +2

      @Big Foot i live on a sailing vessel. In case you don't understand how that works, it's better not to have a basement. Kinda figure you're a bot. Tell Vladimir we're on to him,and to 🖕off. God bless America, her troops, and all her People. Capt.Bob, SV 27th Chance, Tampa Fl. PS Cute pseudonym. Aren't Bigfoot ( Bigfeet ) famous for hiding? When I was raised,we had respect for one another's opinion, seems like you lack any.

    • @sailinbob11
      @sailinbob11 Před 3 lety +1

      @@stevious7278 it's a chore,but I already voted to rid our country of the GOP menace. Best I can do,other than encouraging others to do the same, and to be aware that our current government is more corrupt than I've ever seen it,and that includes Nixon. At least then,we had people who refused to follow his , Nixon's, orders. God bless America, her troops, and all her People. Capt.Bob, SV 27th Chance, Tampa Fl

    • @stevious7278
      @stevious7278 Před 3 lety

      @@sailinbob11 Good on you sir. keep believing. I admire your commitment to your country.
      As a foreigner all I can say is stay safe and stay healthy, you and your loved ones.

  • @moguera
    @moguera Před 3 lety +40

    Mark Meadows: "We are not going to control the pandemic..."
    ...
    Me: Did you ever?

  • @nikkicornelius279
    @nikkicornelius279 Před 3 lety +48

    This is the only way I can handle hearing the daily news anymore. Thanks for making me laugh when every other fiber in me just wants to cry!

  • @KDPenland87
    @KDPenland87 Před 3 lety +79

    Stephen's wife, the best laugh track since the 90's. Glad she's back.

  • @AngelicusImmortus
    @AngelicusImmortus Před 3 lety +95

    “Get the Truck outta here” was obvious, but in this case - appropriate and funny!

    • @outmanoeuvre9119
      @outmanoeuvre9119 Před 3 lety +1

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  • @lazyperfectionist1
    @lazyperfectionist1 Před 3 lety +23

    "I understand it better than _you._ I _had_ it."
    Now here, we have an example of a non sequitur. Setting aside for a moment the fact that it's _Trump_ speaking, I have never had the Black Death, but I understand it _overwhelmingly_ better than anyone who had it. I admit I don't know as much about bacteria as _some_ people, but I probably know more than _most,_ and a whole _hell_ of a lot more than _anyone_ at the time of the Black Death.

  • @cancerboy153
    @cancerboy153 Před 3 lety +42

    6:29 "I understand it better than you, I had it," is the same logic i used when I told my Oncologist and Radiologist that I'm in charge of my cancer screenings and will prescribe myself chemotherapy and radiation when I deem it necessary.

  • @hannahcrouch22
    @hannahcrouch22 Před 3 lety +218

    The shows with his wife are my favorite shows. CBS should pay her for acting as the audience. She’s really lightening the vibes

    • @annaklassen8421
      @annaklassen8421 Před 3 lety

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    • @thechampmanaddme.6431
      @thechampmanaddme.6431 Před 3 lety +1

      Is this a joke

    • @khakhashisam3761
      @khakhashisam3761 Před 3 lety +2

      The thumbs down was priceless!!🤣

    • @mayhemwithmrs.m455
      @mayhemwithmrs.m455 Před 3 lety

      Her laugh gets me every time. He's sharper when she is there

    • @dinamurrayhoem1562
      @dinamurrayhoem1562 Před 3 lety +1

      She has been on the show since she first laughed at a wizard of OZ joke he did during the first wave. What is up with that big bone on the desk she is sitting at?

  • @susanwilson9241
    @susanwilson9241 Před 3 lety +12

    I love that Stephen's wife comes to his shows. I love hearing her laugh at his jokes. She's awesome!

  • @nicholaslovell3380
    @nicholaslovell3380 Před 3 lety +4

    Here for Stephen's wife laughing and the bickering with the crew. chicken soup for my 2020 soul for some reason. you guys are amazing.

  • @Chxrlotte
    @Chxrlotte Před 3 lety +174

    Hearing Evie laugh at Stephen’s jokes never gets old

    • @sadiestoltzfus9798
      @sadiestoltzfus9798 Před 3 lety

      Colbert's jokes are old. She laughs because his lousy attempt at humor pays the bills.

    • @Chxrlotte
      @Chxrlotte Před 3 lety +7

      @@sadiestoltzfus9798 ha. I think the fact that she’s still laughing at his jokes after twenty something years of marriage is a testament to how in love they are

    • @mayorb3366
      @mayorb3366 Před 3 lety

      Um....it's in the script.

    • @mountaingirl1995
      @mountaingirl1995 Před 3 lety

      Let's vote to have Evie a permanent sidekick on the show❤

  • @vercoda9997
    @vercoda9997 Před 3 lety +64

    Hearing Stephen’s wife laugh in the background reminds me that there’s still some hope in the world.

  • @tommyt1971
    @tommyt1971 Před 3 lety +7

    “... last boy picked for the White Pride football game...” Oh man, that almost made me spit my lunch on my iPad screen!

  • @rachelauguste
    @rachelauguste Před 3 lety +4

    “Regrowing Scallions” I feel so called out rn 😭

  • @ceebee9195
    @ceebee9195 Před 3 lety +174

    Man, show this to someone from ten years ago, they’d think it was the most unbelievable parody.

    • @yes0r787
      @yes0r787 Před 3 lety +13

      Even 5 years ago would work.

    • @WorldOfARandomVegan
      @WorldOfARandomVegan Před 3 lety +4

      That's the truth! I just wish my dad were still alive to witness this madness. He was a huge political buff.

    • @valariedemello745
      @valariedemello745 Před 3 lety

      History 📚 going 2

  • @chrisgregory3063
    @chrisgregory3063 Před 3 lety +63

    Love how he keeps telling people at his rallies that he doesn’t want to be there!

    • @KCohere33
      @KCohere33 Před 3 lety +8

      Right? And they idiotically cheer.

  • @johndeecee
    @johndeecee Před 3 lety +5

    I will be so happy when I don't have to see invisible accordion hands ever again...

  • @ravicullop3151
    @ravicullop3151 Před 3 lety +346

    Trump: Literally says he hates being in your town
    Audience: 😆😆👏👏

    • @dfuher968
      @dfuher968 Před 3 lety +17

      Yeah, any1, who still claims, it isnt a cult, need to see that clip. Coz if that isnt cult behavior...

    • @Logan_Baron
      @Logan_Baron Před 3 lety +28

      Trump said he could shoot a man on 5th avenue and not lose a single supporter. Turns out he could actually shoot a trump supporter and they'd still cheer him and then say they love how that sticks it to the libs with their dying breath.

    • @superbaz21
      @superbaz21 Před 3 lety

      Was it a dem led city? We all hate being in them. Tje audience cheering means they are hoping to change that.

    • @beeble2003
      @beeble2003 Před 3 lety +6

      And what was he talking about when he started rambling about having had a good life? Is he planning on dying while driving this truck?

    • @discipleofsakura
      @discipleofsakura Před 3 lety +9

      @@superbaz21 Almost all cities are led by democrats, because Republicans just fuck it all up.

  • @TurbidTG1
    @TurbidTG1 Před 3 lety +60

    Congress last set the number of Supreme Court Justices in 1869. They decided on 9 Justices because at that time there were 9 Circuit Courts and they made each Justice responsible for a single Circuit Court. There are now 13 Circuit Courts. We'll remember this in 7 days.

    • @thomaswschaller
      @thomaswschaller Před 3 lety +4

      Yes! And that will be the most consequential update in more than a century and a haf

    • @krisenger4410
      @krisenger4410 Před 3 lety +5

      Makes a lot of sense for Democrats to add a few more justices. Hard to see why they wouldn't after the way the other side has stacked the court.

    • @matthiasglatz4141
      @matthiasglatz4141 Před 3 lety +2

      Very interesting background info. Thanks.

    • @telectronix1368
      @telectronix1368 Před 3 lety +1

      The republican party were looking at changing the SC size as recently as the 2016 election.

    • @mattep74
      @mattep74 Před 3 lety

      And then GOP add a number when they can

  • @klottese
    @klottese Před 3 lety +4

    Where you were and where you've taken the monologue deliveries is just so much fun. Terrifying but fun. Thank you!! It makes a difference having good people with you.

  • @getpumped87
    @getpumped87 Před 3 lety +3

    I love that there's now a permanent Evie cam

  • @lyndiss.2017
    @lyndiss.2017 Před 3 lety +745

    "Don't scare the people!!!" he said, then turned around and shouted to the "seniors", *"He's gonna take air-conditioning away during the summer!"*

    • @annaklassen8421
      @annaklassen8421 Před 3 lety

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    • @anticharlatan5823
      @anticharlatan5823 Před 3 lety +46

      And don't forget the caravans coming from Central America.

    • @simongiles9749
      @simongiles9749 Před 3 lety +44

      @@anticharlatan5823 They're taking longer to get anywhere than the White Walkers did on Game of Thrones.

    • @ianb9028
      @ianb9028 Před 3 lety +22

      @@anticharlatan5823 And the smallpox they were carrying. I had to laugh about that one.

    • @nubianprincess2771
      @nubianprincess2771 Před 3 lety +12

      @@simongiles9749 Thanks for the laugh!🤣

  • @huydinh7506
    @huydinh7506 Před 3 lety +193

    Stephen's wife has impeccable comedic timing.

    • @neerilin
      @neerilin Před 3 lety +27

      Every time she's there, the monologue is ten times funnier

    • @hopegomes1819
      @hopegomes1819 Před 3 lety +17

      Behind every Great Man...

    • @mjmaccabee7252
      @mjmaccabee7252 Před 3 lety +19

      @@neerilin In part because he's still madly in love with her, and delights in making her laugh.

    • @neerilin
      @neerilin Před 3 lety +6

      @@mjmaccabee7252 Can't blame him.

    • @damiansaucedo9951
      @damiansaucedo9951 Před 3 lety

      Its why he married her.

  • @mkflanagan1
    @mkflanagan1 Před 3 lety +9

    Tested positive all right but didn’t test positive for truth, empathy, or brains

  • @mazzkulley839
    @mazzkulley839 Před 3 lety +4

    i enjoy the laughter of the lady wife more than the joke. Please put her on the payroll CBS.

  • @SatiricalSpartan
    @SatiricalSpartan Před 3 lety +67

    I love having his wife there, her giggles are EVERYTHING.

    • @evalee436
      @evalee436 Před 3 lety

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  • @actionhiro4222
    @actionhiro4222 Před 3 lety +1238

    If Donald Trump, Rudy Giuliani Stephen Miller and Kushner were flying in Boeing's AIR FORCE ONE and the plane crashed. Who would Survive ??
    America

    • @ihatehipsters9678
      @ihatehipsters9678 Před 3 lety +75

      LMFAO
      You made my day

    • @spookycarrie4403
      @spookycarrie4403 Před 3 lety +96

      I believe Kushner would survive.
      He would turn back into a bat and fly away before the plane crashed

    • @michaeladams6847
      @michaeladams6847 Před 3 lety +50

      @@spookycarrie4403 I'm pretty sure Rudy and Miller are also winged rats of the nocturnal decent 🤣

    • @r.j.9683
      @r.j.9683 Před 3 lety +4

      no one.

    • @spookycarrie4403
      @spookycarrie4403 Před 3 lety +30

      @@michaeladams6847 LOL
      It's possible Stephen Miller could be an Extraterrestrial Alien that doesn't have the human gestures figured out.

  • @0zzzzz
    @0zzzzz Před 3 lety +2

    Perfect balance between anger, facts and jokes.

  • @kevinrestoule
    @kevinrestoule Před 3 lety +5

    Hahaha! Best quote of the 2020 elections, "He's America's spare tire"

  • @samanthagaulin1921
    @samanthagaulin1921 Před 3 lety +94

    It's unfortunately not the 3rd wave, it's just a HUGE first wave.

  • @snakesnsparklers626
    @snakesnsparklers626 Před 3 lety +124

    “Last boy picked for the white pride kickball game.” 😂🤣😂🤣

    • @Karlthegreat84
      @Karlthegreat84 Před 3 lety +4

      well yeah, he's the one whose balls are getting kicked.

  • @herbgreen1742
    @herbgreen1742 Před 3 lety +7

    Trump has top spot on 'Swindlers List'.

  • @candya1040
    @candya1040 Před 3 lety +3

    ‘Get the Truck outta here’
    Me- as one of the many Americans, Mr. President, I agree!

  • @gankhef5564
    @gankhef5564 Před 3 lety +28

    "Endless bummer" Is legitimately funny.

  • @TobiasMeinecke
    @TobiasMeinecke Před 3 lety +60

    His wife is still his biggest fan - I love how she giggles at his jokes. Happy and lucky couple.

  • @d.virgallito3490
    @d.virgallito3490 Před 3 lety +10

    He doesn't scare me, but Mitch sure does.

  • @christinechin1909
    @christinechin1909 Před 3 lety +5

    “A clear case of quid pro ho ho ho!” 😆 😆 😆 🎅🏼

  • @juan-carlosfrancois8498
    @juan-carlosfrancois8498 Před 3 lety +56

    Just remember Trump said this folks...."I like playing it down, I still like playing it down because I don't want to create a panic"

    • @lonewolf604
      @lonewolf604 Před 3 lety +2

      Well he had a point look at the sold out toilet paper and other supplies that happened

    • @OldieBones
      @OldieBones Před 3 lety +6

      @@lonewolf604 Look at the over 200,000 dead that happened since Trump refused to take it seriously and instead "played it down."

    • @lonewolf604
      @lonewolf604 Před 3 lety +2

      @@OldieBones Lockdowns were state specific , Trump doesn’t have power to order all states to close. Also, they mark all deaths regardless of other conditions as a covid death even if they die of a heart attack. And no one mentions looters and rioters responsible for spike. And dem leaders stuffed covid patients into nursing homes. Covid was politicized to get trump out of office. Before you call me Trumptard no I’m Canadian and never thought he should have ran for president in the 1st place but the media bias is annoying.

    • @bobjohnson2920
      @bobjohnson2920 Před 3 lety +1

      @@lonewolf604 that's exactly why he is president. If the media and the left would've just ignored him, he wouldn't be president right now. The more they cry about him the more people want to vote Trump. It's their punishment for acting like spoiled 3 year olds. This is why he acts the way he does because he knows it makes people's heads explode. People listen to clowns like this late night talk show guy and believe a majority of Americans are on the same page but they're not. Twitter, media and Hollywood does not represent the real America. They are going to get a reality check come November 3rd.

  • @pablocruise678
    @pablocruise678 Před 3 lety +257

    Ok... he didn’t want to panic the country, yet he fear mongers at his rallies..

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      @robertharison1945 Před 3 lety

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    • @pippinw1894
      @pippinw1894 Před 3 lety +1

      @@thatkidroshay actually that was a dr on the task force. Biden just repeated it

    • @deltablueprint3186
      @deltablueprint3186 Před 3 lety +1

      REMEMBER "Remember Kate Steinle!" = Build the Wall
      230,000 Americans Dead = Who cares? It is what it is. Most of them had underlying conditions....

    • @derfnoslein1178
      @derfnoslein1178 Před 3 lety +5

      The ones who are still enamored by this monster will be the ones who will be the hardest to convince of Trump’s evil.

    • @oceanbuoy6563
      @oceanbuoy6563 Před 3 lety +5

      @@derfnoslein1178 I stopped trying about a year and a half ago, give them every shred of evidence about something they believe/don't believe and they'll call it fake. 'None are so blind as those who will not see'. Understanding can not be forced on someone who chooses to remain ignorant.

  • @mattfavaloro350
    @mattfavaloro350 Před 3 lety +2

    Mr. Colbert and Mrs Colbert it's so nice to see a couple still enjoy themselves so much together I'll be honest I watch most of your videos on CZcams guess I don't really need to add that and the way you're that wife laughs and the interactions you have there isn't much that makes me as happy as two people that have been together for a very long time and they're still for everybody watching seems like you are still in that honeymoon stage and still very in love so thank you. Ma'am every time you laugh at one of your husband's jokes brings a smile to my face because you can sense the genuineness in your laughter and just the fact that it is important or seems to be that you are there for your husband in this trying time so to The Colbert family thank you for showing what is possible and just because you've had your heart broken once or a hundred times does not mean you are soul mate is not waiting

  • @Phoenix_Phelan
    @Phoenix_Phelan Před 3 lety +5

    He doesn't have ALL the trucker votes.

  • @llongone2
    @llongone2 Před 3 lety +260

    So, essentially, the tRump campaign is like: "We give up trying to protect the country. Good luck. Oh...and vote for us."

    • @ellamone9998
      @ellamone9998 Před 3 lety +12

      @Andria Marie And seniors, you'll have no A/C, Heating, Dishwashers, Showers, or Toilets. Here's a can of Goya beans and a pack of paper towels.

    • @Shuizid
      @Shuizid Před 3 lety +4

      "Vote for us, only we can protect this country!!1111"

    • @carolinamurtha3102
      @carolinamurtha3102 Před 3 lety +3

      Btw, we’ll make America great again! Even though we had four years to do anything and did nothing.

    • @wesa5436
      @wesa5436 Před 3 lety

      Lol I can't believe how pathetic all you trump haters are

    • @Shuizid
      @Shuizid Před 3 lety +7

      @@wesa5436 The most corrupt and incompetent POTUS in recent history. Doesn't take intelligence briefings, doesn't take covid-briefings, talks for about 8 months about how numbers are going down and we are about done with covid, while numbers now spike a third time, after not even going below the first fking spike inbetween.
      Please tell me more about what you consider "pathetic" while supporting a guy who goes golfing while the economy is collapsing, the sky turned orange, violence is on the streets and 300k-2m people die to a pandemic he didn't do shit to mitigate.

  • @RamblinRick_
    @RamblinRick_ Před 3 lety +93

    Stephen has his own laugh-meter: Evie. If a joke is really funny, we can hear her laugh. If no laugh, then... Ya know, when he returns to the studio (like Kimmel), I'm going to miss these office monologues. It's more intimate. As if we (the audience) are just stopping by and he wants to try new material on us.

    • @BarbaraDr2023
      @BarbaraDr2023 Před 3 lety

      Yees

    • @alzabeesww
      @alzabeesww Před 3 lety +2

      It’s also the LOVE FACTOR. You can tell that those two love each other. It’s very comforting to me. I almost cry sometimes.

  • @margaretanne1517
    @margaretanne1517 Před 3 lety +2

    Love Eve. Her giggles in the background adds so much to show.

  • @nancyl6745
    @nancyl6745 Před 3 lety +3

    I've really enjoyed having Stephan's wife on the show. Looks like such a fun relationship!

  • @BNSFGuy4723
    @BNSFGuy4723 Před 3 lety +212

    Don’t forget to vote people! Every vote counts toward removing these clowns!

    • @StupidjimmyInc
      @StupidjimmyInc Před 3 lety +3

      @John Duke The electoral vote comes from the popular vote in each individual state.

    • @StupidjimmyInc
      @StupidjimmyInc Před 3 lety +4

      @John Duke Especially voting in swing states can determine the result of the election.

    • @RacistTimmy
      @RacistTimmy Před 3 lety

      Our vote sadly isn't in proportion of what most states decide who gets the electoral votes. The winner takes all means whoever wins the popular vote, they get all those electoral votes. I live in NY, I wish my vote would matter if I'm against most of the state's choice.

    • @bellephegor
      @bellephegor Před 3 lety +1

      Yeah, let's vote for a creepy, senile and corrupt career politician. That'll set things right !

    • @AmayIia
      @AmayIia Před 3 lety

      @John Duke Ah, so you assumed the original poster was talking about winning the national popular vote, when their message was actually generalized and includes voters in swing states. When you realized you were wrong, you decided to act like a sore loser and call everyone else an idiot, (which I'm guessing is just projection at this point) and pick up your toys and go home? How very Trumpian of you! Your party would be so proud!

  • @shesheandtheblues6289
    @shesheandtheblues6289 Před 3 lety +8

    I always enjoy it when Stephen's wife is in the room with him laughing 😅 adorable

  • @mingtsuw
    @mingtsuw Před 3 lety +3

    Stephen is so lucky to have found a spouse that laughs at all his jokes and appreciates that he's a dork. Must be nice...

    • @alzabeesww
      @alzabeesww Před 3 lety

      She doesn’t have it too bad either. He’s pretty easy on the eyes, obviously funny and a very dedicated father.

  • @lacountess
    @lacountess Před 3 lety +15

    When you think this administration can’t get any more corrupt they go and get Santa involved.

  • @cloudrouju526
    @cloudrouju526 Před 3 lety +413

    Using the word “case” is scaring people? Using the word “president” on trump is scaring the crap outta me.

    • @yes0r787
      @yes0r787 Před 3 lety +10

      Me too... always has, always will.

    • @renatocorvaro6924
      @renatocorvaro6924 Před 3 lety +12

      @@mainheim2061 The left, the centre, the right... hell pretty much anyone with a brain is desperate to get rid of Trump, because he's a fucking disaster and only a few rich white men benefit from having him around.

    • @sharongamble9854
      @sharongamble9854 Před 3 lety +1

      MAGA

    • @danieldoucet8687
      @danieldoucet8687 Před 3 lety +1

      Biden 'is really struggling, not in politics, in life'
      czcams.com/video/l3fubrtAMJU/video.html
      There is no doubt Joe Biden is in 'cognitive decline'
      czcams.com/video/Eleq0kwExQA/video.html

    • @elbarjones4812
      @elbarjones4812 Před 3 lety +3

      @@sharongamble9854 MAGA = Malignant A$$drippers Gerrymandering America

  • @AndiDuck
    @AndiDuck Před 3 lety +36

    I enjoy hearing Mrs. Colbert giggling nearby, it's rather endearing . ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

  • @sbs5130
    @sbs5130 Před 3 lety +3

    Even for someone who is "an essential worker" doesn't mean that everything they had been tasked to do is essential. Such as campaigning.

  • @raptormenace529
    @raptormenace529 Před 3 lety +3

    There is a T-Shirt made by a party in Germany a few years ago that might be interesting.
    It says:
    "Truck
    Fonald
    Dump"

  • @Ambrosha385
    @Ambrosha385 Před 3 lety +24

    ya'll I feel like I'm watching with a community when I come see the nightly Colbert. Nice to be here. Best wishes to us all on managing our anxieties.

  • @jacobrowe3166
    @jacobrowe3166 Před 3 lety +22

    Evelyn's laugh is the best part of the monologue

  • @napoleonibonaparte7198
    @napoleonibonaparte7198 Před 3 lety +5

    Stephen doing his bits with his wife are enough distraction from reality

  • @lindapindabelinda3570
    @lindapindabelinda3570 Před 3 lety

    Totally worth it. Thanks for not cutting it. The laughs just kept building.

  • @Hustwick
    @Hustwick Před 3 lety +688

    Donny: "The US is rounding the corner"
    ... And entering a dark alley.

  • @TheNinnyfee
    @TheNinnyfee Před 3 lety +287

    "Don't scare people" says a man who gets creepy and threatening with a 60-minutes anchor and only leaves because he cannot scare her.

    • @kellygoodman4773
      @kellygoodman4773 Před 3 lety +6

      And left poor Mike Putz behind.

    • @kmarasin
      @kmarasin Před 3 lety +3

      "That's my job."

    • @lynnturman8157
      @lynnturman8157 Před 3 lety +10

      "Don't scare people" says the man who is seemingly willing to take down our whole democracy by threatening to not concede if he loses.

    • @IAmSuzyQ
      @IAmSuzyQ Před 3 lety +18

      For anyone who didn't want to watch Trump's 60 Minutes interview, here's a quick summary...
      "Me, me, me, me, me. I, I, I, I, I. Deny, deny, deny, deny, deny. Cry, cry, cry, cry, cry. Lie, lie, lie, lie, lie. Rigged election. Emails. Laptop. Spying. Ice cream. Hunter. ObamaGate. THIS ISN'T FAIR! Excuse me. EXCUSE me. EXCUSE ME! I'm done. This is over. You are fake news. Gah Blesh Da Unidesh Schaces."

    • @lynnwilhoite6194
      @lynnwilhoite6194 Před 3 lety +3

      @@IAmSuzyQ Brilliant! 😂

  • @Mikki4722
    @Mikki4722 Před 3 lety +1

    That calculator took me out. I literally chocked and laughed at the same time dang it😊🤟🏽

  • @marychace1011
    @marychace1011 Před 3 lety +29

    There was a Trump rally in my town. Could here the honking of horns, etc., from my house. Guess what? We now have a spike in COVID cases. Coincidence?

    • @DrSt-mu4zw
      @DrSt-mu4zw Před 3 lety +1

      So it’s not ok to support Trump but it’s ok to protest ‘racism?’

    • @tanitaindelicato5649
      @tanitaindelicato5649 Před 3 lety

      Not even

    • @tanitaindelicato5649
      @tanitaindelicato5649 Před 3 lety

      @@DrSt-mu4zw really? 45 is a bonafide racist. Support him, you support all that comes with him. What's so sad is that 45 never has and never will give a damn about you or anyone else

    • @bellephegor
      @bellephegor Před 3 lety

      @@tanitaindelicato5649 He even said that black people who didn't vote for him were not really black. Oh no wait, that was the other guy.

    • @yisroel6
      @yisroel6 Před 3 lety

      Who knew that cars spread covid. Seriously, this is one of the dumber things I've read all year.

  • @rgwak
    @rgwak Před 3 lety +770

    Meadows: "We are giving up on the corona."
    America: "Yeah, no shlt, Sherlock!"

    • @veerium
      @veerium Před 3 lety +73

      It's Bold and shameless to say that they give up when they didn't even fucking try to contain it in the first place 😒😒

    • @EnchantedEther
      @EnchantedEther Před 3 lety +41

      They gave up on keeping us safe before it even got bad. Now we're being left to rot.

    • @purpleflametarot39
      @purpleflametarot39 Před 3 lety +24

      That's because the virus targets the same demographic COVID-45 does. He wants us to die off..

    • @mdot2597
      @mdot2597 Před 3 lety +19

      They never tried to do anything from the beginning 🤷🏾‍♂️

    • @BoseEinstein7
      @BoseEinstein7 Před 3 lety +16

      Trump's plan on COVID is more MAGA = Make Another Grave Again ⚰⚰⚰⚰⚰ and he approves this message. Meadows says: "give me the hammer, nail and wood to accommodate. Good for my mortuary business"

  • @natakug1
    @natakug1 Před 3 lety +500

    Trump: No one understands how to deal with this virus better then me.
    Trump Administration: We give up

    • @DCJiuJitsuGeelong
      @DCJiuJitsuGeelong Před 3 lety +6

      this is so spot on

    • @thmsrttg
      @thmsrttg Před 3 lety +3

      lol

    • @Sig2423
      @Sig2423 Před 3 lety +5

      After trying nothing

    • @kylewininger
      @kylewininger Před 3 lety +1

      The truth is noone really knows why these diseases come about into the world and the stupidity of someone to blame a world crisis on one man is truly amazing. Trumps response to covid is as good as anyone would have hoped for better for the 2million who could be dead right now Thankfully. yes people are dead yes more people will die. The only argument the fake news media has is that he didnt inform people right as soon as the president knew about it. How dumb is this argument. National security not causing wide spread panic and unrest are just a few of the reasons this might have been done. Maybe the same reason china didnt inform us about the disease when it knew potentially stopping it from ever leaving its borders. But our media wants to politicize this and noone really buys it except for those uf us who are part of the herd and follow everything our particular org states is fact instead of doing a little critical thinking. Soon as we stop blaming trump for covid we can start figuring out how to work together to combat it. Ultimately its up to you to keep yourself safe not trump not the gov. Not your mother. Wake up.

    • @AlexNotFound404
      @AlexNotFound404 Před 3 lety +3

      No one understands how he deals with the virus... Because only an idiot would think of his plan

  • @aratinga77
    @aratinga77 Před 3 lety +3

    "Get the truck outa here!"

  • @yashaleo7
    @yashaleo7 Před 3 lety +1

    😂🤣😂 Stephen is so great when his wife is around. Just so naturally funny

  • @MiiWhisper2
    @MiiWhisper2 Před 3 lety +59

    When your jokes are bad her laugh is so infectious. I enjoy hearing her laugh. She really must love you😍😍😍

  • @catherinebiggs8162
    @catherinebiggs8162 Před 3 lety +46

    I’m sorry but your wife giggling is the BEST!

  • @lilnastyy1604
    @lilnastyy1604 Před 3 lety +1

    Your wife makes this show twice as good, we stannnnnnnn Mrs Colbert 👏🏽💕

  • @pauloandrade925
    @pauloandrade925 Před 3 lety +7

    Soooo instead of cases what should we call them?
    Incident?
    Infection?
    Occurence?
    Transmission?
    I dunno but these sound way scarier than "Case"...
    At least for me they do...

    • @rhetoricalquestion6009
      @rhetoricalquestion6009 Před 3 lety

      Can't think of a less scary word than 'cases' ... they should've asked Trump what word he'd prefer. He knows words, he has the best words. Was he thinking of "fatilities"?
      _"It’s 99.995 percent of all fatilities [fatalities] are adults. Think of that: 99.95. That is extremely close to 100 percent of all fatilities [fatalities] are adults."_
      www.whitehouse.gov/briefings-statements/remarks-president-trump-press-briefing-081320/

    • @nichellewhite6117
      @nichellewhite6117 Před 3 lety

      I

  • @NorthMountainFairy
    @NorthMountainFairy Před 3 lety +21

    I’m an essential worker and I’ve had to quarantine several times. “Essential worker” doesn’t mean quarantining after possible exposure can be skipped.

  • @mikelayton3810
    @mikelayton3810 Před 3 lety +5

    Be polite to the new Justice.
    Remember to call her by her proper title - Justice Handmaiden.

  • @rosehill9537
    @rosehill9537 Před 3 lety +3

    Love seeing Stephen and his wife joking together.

  • @ibinshkamed1586
    @ibinshkamed1586 Před 3 lety +19

    Trump gone. Two of the most splendid words that can be spoken.

  • @mushroommcfarmer1766
    @mushroommcfarmer1766 Před 3 lety +75

    "Mr. President get the truck outta here..."
    Beautiful.

  • @ronniemarion8456
    @ronniemarion8456 Před 3 lety +45

    The bit with the trucks was amazing. He actually just said that. "I wish I could just get outta here, just drive away. I had a good life!"
    Oh, it won't be long now. He is absolutely terrified.

    • @marcpeterson5115
      @marcpeterson5115 Před 3 lety +2

      God save us from overconfident liberals. That's how he got in last time.

    • @anticharlatan5823
      @anticharlatan5823 Před 3 lety +3

      He really does have a thing for trucks. Maybe his daddy never got him that Tonka he wanted as a kid.

    • @alysiamerdavid-wasser9165
      @alysiamerdavid-wasser9165 Před 3 lety +1

      @@marcpeterson5115
      Idt it's overconfidence. It's analysis. I mean, if anyone ELSE started saying: "I haD a good life.", they'd be committed. With Trump, hedging his bets against record early turn-out voting, is the only thing that makes sense?

  • @Real-housewives-Wakanda
    @Real-housewives-Wakanda Před 3 lety +18

    Whenever he does his jazz hands 👐 you know he’s lying 🤥

  • @zesty9815
    @zesty9815 Před 3 lety +26

    _“Nice trucks. You think I could hop into one of them and drive it away? I'd love to do it. Just drive the hell out of here. Just get the hell out of this. I had such a good life. My life was great.”_
    ♦ Interesting use of past tense. Sounds like he wants to go out like Thelma and Louise.

    • @aought2
      @aought2 Před 3 lety +6

      So, he must be planning on faking his own death to get out of the hole he's dug himself.

  • @bullzeyez3236
    @bullzeyez3236 Před 3 lety +4

    I really hope you stick with this format. I really do enjoy this more than when you had an audience. More personal, more real.

  • @AnointedSong
    @AnointedSong Před 3 lety +6

    I loved the laughter coming from your audience member / wife. She made me smile. Thanks🥰

  • @Spacemonkie42
    @Spacemonkie42 Před 3 lety +65

    2016: He can't be that bad, what's the worst thing that can happen.
    2020: 🔥

    • @dotapark
      @dotapark Před 3 lety

      Wish US doesn’t screw up this time or have a system to fix mistakes. We fixed our mistake good and surviving this pandemic.

    • @dotapark
      @dotapark Před 3 lety

      @That dude Tigah do you?

    • @danyellerobinson5940
      @danyellerobinson5940 Před 3 lety +2

      @Michaels amazing videos Do your parents know you're playing with the big boys online?

    • @dotapark
      @dotapark Před 3 lety

      @That dude Tigah how much time did you vote?

    • @mjmaccabee7252
      @mjmaccabee7252 Před 3 lety +1

      @Michaels amazing videos TROLL ALERT, WILL ROBINSON! TROLL ALERT!

  • @joelinssen
    @joelinssen Před 3 lety +2

    Man, I love the relationship between Stephen and his wife.

  • @fergusmccallum7751
    @fergusmccallum7751 Před 3 lety

    Anyone else loving how you can hear the laughter from the people in the background in the room, it sounds so much more authentic than in the studio. I love the smaller room and audience!

  • @simonjensen1475
    @simonjensen1475 Před 3 lety +68

    So Trump says to the reporters at the airport thing.
    "You use the word cases to scare people, don't scare people.
    And then he prodeces to use that exact word himself two seconds later.
    "The bad new is, any time you test you are going to come up with cases.
    Damn he's so smart. A real pioneer in terms of how toddler's talk.

    • @JukeboxTheGhoul
      @JukeboxTheGhoul Před 3 lety +3

      would he prefer the word deaths?

    • @simonjensen1475
      @simonjensen1475 Před 3 lety +3

      @@JukeboxTheGhoul in the backward mind of Trump? Probably

    • @krh6239
      @krh6239 Před 3 lety +4

      Hey, be nice. That is an insult ... to toddlers.

    • @simonjensen1475
      @simonjensen1475 Před 3 lety +2

      @@krh6239 oh my!!!! You are absolutely correct. My bad and apologies to the toddlers.

    • @aresdesiderata8959
      @aresdesiderata8959 Před 3 lety +1

      He's pointing out the fact that this is a fake casedemic. How many cases of the flu do we have right now? Oh right, it randomly took the year off to let Covid get some kills... fucking idiots

  • @Lmwpitt
    @Lmwpitt Před 3 lety +39

    The show is definitely better when Stephen’s family as the audience. Post-Covid, I hope this setup sticks.

  • @jabehauber
    @jabehauber Před 3 lety +1

    Yes, the wait was worth it. Never compromise, Stephen. You are a professional.

  • @CloudsGirl7
    @CloudsGirl7 Před 3 lety +37

    Yeah, the word "case" is scaring people.
    Not as much as "theocracy" scares me, not only as an Atheist, but a woman as well. (In fact, especially as a woman.)

  • @Leonaza7
    @Leonaza7 Před 3 lety +40

    This behavior should be recognized as criminal conduct/reckless endangerment.

  • @AnexoRialto
    @AnexoRialto Před 3 lety +258

    "Covid, covid, covid. Covid has been so unfair to me"-- Donald Trump.

    • @discipleofsakura
      @discipleofsakura Před 3 lety +30

      "Everything is so unfair to me, 6- times bankrupt president Trump!"

    • @angrydoggy9170
      @angrydoggy9170 Před 3 lety +10

      @@discipleofsakura Yea, but he’s the bestest, the greatiest businessman and negotiator ever. He said so himself so it must be true.

    • @elbarjones4812
      @elbarjones4812 Před 3 lety +4

      All the best people tell me - Turd Immunity is America's future.
      MAGA - Malignant A$$drippers Governing America

    • @arnoldfossman1701
      @arnoldfossman1701 Před 3 lety +4

      @@angrydoggy9170 The proof of it's trueness is that you can be told that by him on the internet, and we all know how factual everything on the internet has to be.
      BTW, I hope that if you get scammed by someone on the internet you either have a good bank, or you use a good online money transfer service, that way you have a better chance of getting your money back.
      As retired Attorney Glenn Kirschner often says: "Vote in numbers too big to rig, and too real to steal."
      Attorney Devin James Stone Says: “A vote for trump is a vote that says the law doesn’t matter.”
      czcams.com/video/DQS8u_tZMI0/video.html
      #TrumpLiarInChief
      #MrTrumpTestItOnYourselfFirst
      #TrumpTheOrangeGod
      #TrumpTheOrangeAlien
      #PussyGrabberInChief
      #TrumpIdiotInChief
      #TrumpHitlerReincarnated
      #TrumpsElectionFraud
      #TrumpDoofusInChief
      #TrumpTheOrangeFruad
      Oh, and:
      #DisbarBillBarr

    • @igorschmidlapp6987
      @igorschmidlapp6987 Před 3 lety +2

      If it had been fair, Donald wouldn't be here now...

  • @jamilhooper3166
    @jamilhooper3166 Před 3 lety

    Bless ya' Colbert...through all this sh*t...you have definitely been a light with the laughs.

  • @loversheep9489
    @loversheep9489 Před 3 lety +2

    I dont know why Im always happy to see his wife and hear her laughter

    • @alzabeesww
      @alzabeesww Před 3 lety +1

      Because it’s delightful and pure. We need that more than ever!

    • @loversheep9489
      @loversheep9489 Před 3 lety

      Agreed it's so cute