Donald Trump Really Is America's Racist Uncle, Administration Sources Confirm

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  • čas přidán 22. 09. 2020
  • Current and former Trump Administration officials confirm what many have long suspected, that the President holds racist and cynical views about Black Americans and lets those views guide his decisions as America's leader. #Colbert #AmericasRacistUncle #Monologue
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  • @amsterdammancom
    @amsterdammancom Před 3 lety +72

    I just voted yesterday for democracy as an expat abroad.

  • @doughnuthead8757
    @doughnuthead8757 Před 3 lety +527

    As an Italian American, I would like to say that he does not deserve our food.

    • @blackgold63
      @blackgold63 Před 3 lety +20

      Yeah let him stick to McDonald's 🤣

    • @blackgold63
      @blackgold63 Před 3 lety +5

      @orecoast 1961 I wouldn't know but it wouldn't surprise me if he does.

    • @OmeonOmeon
      @OmeonOmeon Před 3 lety +18

      🤣🤣🤣🤣Holy shitt! An Italian refusing you food. That's serious!

    • @ScevenofTwistingNeth
      @ScevenofTwistingNeth Před 3 lety +6

      Oh is there a new McLasagna I haven't heard about

    • @michaelmunchie
      @michaelmunchie Před 3 lety +13

      As a fellow Italian American 🍕, I think he has had enough food for the rest of his life.

  • @rociomonserratt346
    @rociomonserratt346 Před 3 lety +137

    My God RBGs body isn’t even cold and their already picking apart at her

    • @vidzeerox
      @vidzeerox Před 3 lety +7

      @jason cole alright Karen, calm down. Go home, drink some wine.

    • @bayoubilly5176
      @bayoubilly5176 Před 3 lety +3

      @jason cole wow you edited this post? Thats your final draft? Crazyyyyy....

  • @LActress47
    @LActress47 Před 3 lety +99

    Lol he calls her first lady because he can't remember her name. He can't have another Melanie moment 🤣🤣🤣😂

    • @jimcarlson6157
      @jimcarlson6157 Před 3 lety +4

      he calls her third lady and 1400th conquest

    • @mojataxko3802
      @mojataxko3802 Před 3 lety +5

      Ehh... We all know that Ivanka is his lady now.. Melania was an old news.. I guess the only reason why donald haven't marry ivanka yet...

    • @PolarBearChoujin2470
      @PolarBearChoujin2470 Před 3 lety +1

      +

    • @mojataxko3802
      @mojataxko3802 Před 3 lety +4

      @Jeff B you're right... Joe maybe didn't know where he is... But we're all know where trump should be... In the jail for the rest of his life.

  • @joshuaosbiston5777
    @joshuaosbiston5777 Před 3 lety +128

    "This is ice TEA?!" The betrayal on his face after he took a swig was hilarious

  • @artembentsionov
    @artembentsionov Před 3 lety +671

    “Sometimes she calls me Mr. President, but she’s only kidding.”
    We all wish we could make that joke

    • @jamesnicholson3658
      @jamesnicholson3658 Před 3 lety +24

      he is the joke

    • @OmeonOmeon
      @OmeonOmeon Před 3 lety +9

      I would rather be wiping toilets than be the president of the United States. Responsible for killing over 200.000 people and sending countless more out on the street wile everybody has the wright to own a gun. Noooo,.. thank you! 🤣

    • @christianhim
      @christianhim Před 3 lety

      Artem Bentsionov czcams.com/video/gpx-tX3-2jc/video.html What are the dynasties of China?

    • @carmenflores3843
      @carmenflores3843 Před 3 lety +15

      joke..no no...let's make it a realty ....throw the trash out November

    • @annemitchell6144
      @annemitchell6144 Před 3 lety +11

      He doesn't deserve the title I think it used to be one of respect and distinction not any more trump (doesn't deserve Capitols) has made the role one of mockery and disdain

  • @starlightsall
    @starlightsall Před 3 lety +49

    Dear god, that "ASK NOT" caught me off guard. I was not expecting such an abrupt ending. Laughing and crying at the same time.

  • @MsZoe85
    @MsZoe85 Před 3 lety +209

    “No lives matter” yup that about sums up this administration

    • @asherikamichaela8425
      @asherikamichaela8425 Před 3 lety +9

      @orecoast 1961 Nah, the only life that really matters to Trump is his own. He'd throw even Ivanka under the nearest bus if he thought he'd get something out of it.

    • @asherikamichaela8425
      @asherikamichaela8425 Před 3 lety +3

      @orecoast 1961 True. He's already proven that Melania doesn't mean all that much to him. She's just a trophy wife like the others. So yeah, she'd probably would go before Ivanka, but the latter still would if it came down to it.

    • @Kingbeer01
      @Kingbeer01 Před 3 lety +1

      @@asherikamichaela8425 Yet he's done more for Americans in four years than Biden has in 40... Hate is ripe but the facts are clear

    • @notagain509
      @notagain509 Před 3 lety +5

      @@Kingbeer01 You should check the facts. You will be disappointed. Open your eyes and ears and stop taking Trumps word for it.

    • @lasmith9820
      @lasmith9820 Před 3 lety

      Somebody in media needs to ask tRUmp about his UFO disclosure positon. He saw the Tictac & Gimbal videos. How do they compare to his sighting?

  • @something709
    @something709 Před 3 lety +482

    A few days after Halloween is the best time to throw away rotten pumpkins

    • @widow237
      @widow237 Před 3 lety +14

      Unofficial Election Analysis Good one! 😂😂

    • @youtubewatcher2
      @youtubewatcher2 Před 3 lety +9

      Nice!

    • @JoySongDesigns
      @JoySongDesigns Před 3 lety +12

      Unofficial Election Analysis - Perfect!

    • @itwasagoodideaatthetime7980
      @itwasagoodideaatthetime7980 Před 3 lety +11

      & I thought that the anual Pumpkin Chucking Contest was cancelled because of Covid. So glad to find it's still on! 😁🤣🎃

    • @seanjones3532
      @seanjones3532 Před 3 lety +9

      Don't vote for an Orange Pumpkin with a straw comb-over!

  • @paulparadoxia
    @paulparadoxia Před 3 lety +482

    Can the USA have United Nations "Election Watchers" as they do in 3rd world countries?

    • @dross2172
      @dross2172 Před 3 lety +52

      Does a country have to ask for that or does the UN just do it? Seriously, what's the scoop on that?

    • @grmpEqweer
      @grmpEqweer Před 3 lety +19

      They won't let them in.

    • @crt9082
      @crt9082 Před 3 lety +23

      Actually good question. Dont know the answer.

    • @jrg770
      @jrg770 Před 3 lety +16

      @Laura Zaboraski Yep. Saw that. I have HOPE in Americas liberal youth, to be the watchers. A lot of very brave young people out there who know whats up. Be safe.

    • @ogivecrush
      @ogivecrush Před 3 lety +15

      @Laura Zaboraski THAT crap gave me the shivers. Those people need to be put under the jailhouse.

  • @Alovam
    @Alovam Před 3 lety +72

    I know it's not really a joke, but you should also mention that "obliterating" the 2nd amendment is not really something the president has any power over. A constitutional amendment doesn't even go through the president.

    • @SailorBarsoom
      @SailorBarsoom Před 3 lety +5

      And can anything be "maybe gone but at a minimum obliterated?" How can something which is "obliterated" be "maybe gone?"

    • @pipitameruje
      @pipitameruje Před 3 lety +1

      @@SailorBarsoom You mean like Voldemort?
      Jk (sorry, I couldn't help myself)

    • @SailorBarsoom
      @SailorBarsoom Před 3 lety

      @@pipitameruje
      Sorry, not getting it. Yes, Harry Potter, Voldy's the bad guy, but I didn't read all of them or watch all of them, and I'm missing something.
      I know, I'm an uncultured lout.

    • @pipitameruje
      @pipitameruje Před 3 lety +2

      @@SailorBarsoom As in, his body was destroyed but not his soul, hence "maybe gone but at minimum obliterated".
      Sorry, I tend to assume HP to be common knowledge.

    • @SailorBarsoom
      @SailorBarsoom Před 3 lety +1

      @@pipitameruje
      Ah, OK. That actually makes sense. And HP is pretty common knowledge, it's just that you ran into a statistical anomaly (me).
      I've been known to reference oldies songs and twitch my head when somebody doesn't recognize "who calls the English teacher daddy-o" or something like that. So hey.

  • @ellenlewitt
    @ellenlewitt Před 3 lety +42

    Ok. “Anar-kist” brand tuna? Oh no, you didn’t. Please give the writer of that joke a raise. Brilliant. Probably the wittiest thing I’ve heard all year!

  • @SUPERAFRASIABI89
    @SUPERAFRASIABI89 Před 3 lety +584

    “I don’t think science knows” person who claimed there were airports in 1776

    • @OhNoNotFrank
      @OhNoNotFrank Před 3 lety +21

      Ofcourse there were airports in 1776! That's where they filmed the fake moon landing.

    • @IAmSuzyQ
      @IAmSuzyQ Před 3 lety +25

      Also, the guy who's been outsmarted by an umbrella, TWICE! 🤭🤭🤭

    • @mrhanekoma86
      @mrhanekoma86 Před 3 lety +13

      And toilet paper

    • @brettlaird2221
      @brettlaird2221 Před 3 lety +3

      3 airport movies were made by 77. GOP propaganda lol.

    • @aking3624
      @aking3624 Před 3 lety +7

      😆😅🤣😄😃😂 and ramps, cups of water, large birds, gusts of wind (his candy floss hair)...

  • @helltanner3722
    @helltanner3722 Před 3 lety +246

    Nobody died well virtually nobody... So 200,000 is a virtual zero value? I will take $200,000 as a virtual zero minimum wage OK?

    • @zx1048216
      @zx1048216 Před 3 lety +7

      Hell I'd split that virtual nothing with you

    • @zx1048216
      @zx1048216 Před 3 lety +3

      Maybe we can trick this guy into forking over "a little something" and we'll be richer than he is!

    • @ccggenius
      @ccggenius Před 3 lety +7

      I mean, $1000000 is a "small loan", so by comparison 200k must be practically nothing.

    • @flapkatt6094
      @flapkatt6094 Před 3 lety

      WHAT?

    • @deenormus1975
      @deenormus1975 Před 3 lety +4

      Mmmhmm...the “pro-life” party only cares about life until it reaches the “dirty-sin birth canal”.🙄 Bc as soon as it touches a vagina, it can die. Or not. *They don’t GAF*.😡

  • @Javmon9
    @Javmon9 Před 3 lety +108

    I wish every time someone called him Mr President they were only kidding.

  • @ceicli
    @ceicli Před 3 lety +155

    My free take on Republicans: "Rules are for other people, not me!" How isn't that double standard?

    • @daina3628
      @daina3628 Před 3 lety +26

      I've come to the conclusion that the difference between right and left is that the right is all about "Give *me* rights and freedoms", and the left is "Give everyone rights and freedoms".

    • @gilmanIII
      @gilmanIII Před 3 lety +4

      Oh, it is. But the Repugnantcans don't give a $hit.

    • @daina3628
      @daina3628 Před 3 lety +14

      @datboi don't need to. Got it right the first time.

    • @mynameisworld
      @mynameisworld Před 3 lety +10

      Also "Rights are for me, not for other people!" They use the Second Amendment as a reason to carry machine guns, but they're terrified that someone might have a can of fish. What are they going to say next? "It's ok for Trump to gas people at a church so he can take a picture with a bible, but GASP THEY'RE OPENING A CAN OF SURSTROMMING!!!"

    • @Nevertoleave
      @Nevertoleave Před 3 lety +8

      World they’re all for the second amendment, right up until Black people have guns

  • @davidvillarreal4699
    @davidvillarreal4699 Před 3 lety +177

    "Anybody else?" -Donald J. Trump
    Are you serious? God help us all!

    • @TheTaintedWisdom
      @TheTaintedWisdom Před 3 lety +5

      God: "What're you looking at *me* for! I haven't been involved in this shitshow for over 2,000 years!"

    • @garymingy8671
      @garymingy8671 Před 3 lety

      Any body else wanna be president ?

    • @beenaplumber8379
      @beenaplumber8379 Před 3 lety

      @@garymingy8671 Never! Well, only if you're sure it'll get him out. (Pick a damn good VP.)

    • @lindaj5492
      @lindaj5492 Před 3 lety

      Lincoln Project: Trump just keeps giving you the very best soundbites!

    • @TheTaintedWisdom
      @TheTaintedWisdom Před 3 lety +2

      @jason cole First it was "The Clintons", then RBG, now Biden, is "Pedophile" just the catch-all insult for Republicans/Qanoners when they can't think of something substantive? Because that's the third damn time that accusation just came out of nowhere.

  • @TurbidTG1
    @TurbidTG1 Před 3 lety +157

    We need to vote in numbers that haven't been seen in decades. So such a landslide that any claim Trump makes is moot right out of the gate!

    • @spammyhell6566
      @spammyhell6566 Před 3 lety +9

      +Turbid TG1 ~ He'll just say "nobody's ever seen numbers like these, proves it's rigged." There's no way to win this (I mean DT not making a power grab) - we can win the election, but it's going to be a painful slog through his bs.

    • @223Drone
      @223Drone Před 3 lety +1

      That's won't stop him though. He will do everything he can to to nullify the election results should he lose.

    • @scottnunnemaker5209
      @scottnunnemaker5209 Před 3 lety +3

      So he can just claim that the overwhelming victory clearly show that there was voter fraud? He’s not just gonna believe that millions voted for someone else he can’t even admit that it happened in 2016 when he lost the popular vote by millions.

    • @teresitauy5532
      @teresitauy5532 Před 3 lety +3

      @@223Drone he already said it yesterday when a reporter asked him. There will be no peaceful
      Transition. He will nullify the ballots .,and continue his presidency . There are 3 red States one of which is Pennsylvania. He's got three Republicans who will declare him the winner in the electoral votes ,disregarding the ballots. 45 will not give up his power .,then he will locked up a lot of his enemies, journalist ,close cable tv stations ,and there goes the full blown dictatorship.

    • @223Drone
      @223Drone Před 3 lety +3

      @@teresitauy5532 Yep Trump supporters like to accuse "the left" of being fascist while they themselves openly cheer and support it.

  • @tommyt1971
    @tommyt1971 Před 3 lety +26

    Hrrrrmmmmm, last time I checked “obliterated” was more than the minimum for not existing anymore...

  • @Joannefibracs9994
    @Joannefibracs9994 Před 3 lety +25

    So strange to see this rally; how many people will be gone by the end of the year in that crowd right now?

    • @bunzeebear2973
      @bunzeebear2973 Před 3 lety +5

      What is strange is that so many supporters ARE WEARING MASKS and yet it does not "click" in their mind, 200,000+ dead in the U.S. alone, as it Leads the world in dying from the disease. India has 10 times the US population and NOT yet 100,000 dead (it is the poorest nation in the world and it is doing BETTER) than the Richest nation. China, which also has 10 times the population of the US has low numbers too because everyone wears a mask. It seems to work fine.

    • @virginiaoflaherty2983
      @virginiaoflaherty2983 Před 3 lety +4

      @@bunzeebear2973 Land of the free, home of the stupid.

  • @FUB654
    @FUB654 Před 3 lety +190

    He does not care about anything or anyone, duh. This is CLEARLY evident.

    • @Noctis666
      @Noctis666 Před 3 lety +2

      That is not true. He definitely cares at least about one person, himself.

    • @John-771
      @John-771 Před 3 lety +4

      He's created the Divided States of America.

    • @FUB654
      @FUB654 Před 3 lety +2

      @@Noctis666 you're correct, except himself.

    • @RandroidPrime
      @RandroidPrime Před 3 lety +2

      vote.

    • @nonyabizness.original
      @nonyabizness.original Před 3 lety +1

      ever notice how he always says "YOUR 2nd amendment"? he does that with a lot of things when talking to his fans.
      very slick way to continually put himself above the law, above the constitution, above The People.
      when this time in history us autopsied, it will be said that trump was a master of words. sounds ridiculous now, but his gaslighting and dog whistles and race baiting and seemingly incoherant rants and utterances are infused with meaning that is ambrosia to his minions.
      look closely at the answer he gave to the question of whether he will go along with the peaceful transfer of power- the lifeblood bedrock concept of democratic governments:
      We're going to have to see what happens. You know that. I've been complaining very strongly about the ballots. And the ballots are a disaster. Get rid of the ballots and you'll have a very peaceful - there won't be a transfer, frankly, there'll be a continuation. The ballots are out of control. You know it. And you know who knows it better than anybody else? The Democrats know it better than anybody else."
      translated: "No."

  • @emanovska
    @emanovska Před 3 lety +443

    I can't listen to that horrid man even when comedians are making fun of him.

    • @isthisjustfantasy7557
      @isthisjustfantasy7557 Před 3 lety +24

      He really is nauseating 😷

    • @gtaylor6937
      @gtaylor6937 Před 3 lety +32

      Me too - to watch Stephen's show and Trevor Noah, I have to mute the volume whenever Trump opens his mouth. I need the laughs but can't stomach the sound of his smutty voice.

    • @jstravelers4094
      @jstravelers4094 Před 3 lety +21

      As soon as he opens his pie hole, the sound on the video, TV, or radio gets muted

    • @ra5928
      @ra5928 Před 3 lety +17

      @@isthisjustfantasy7557 - That's why he's had to pay for sex all of his life. Even Stormy said it was the worst 90 seconds of her life.

    • @astara94
      @astara94 Před 3 lety +14

      EXACTLY you know that one older dude you knew as a teen who would say stuff like "You have really soft hands.." And like pat ypur knee and shit? THATS TRUMP eeugh 😷

  • @ChateauShack
    @ChateauShack Před 3 lety +313

    I used to watch my favourite comedians making jokes at Trump's expense to cheer me up but it's not funny anymore - I'm really scared for my American neighbours.

    • @Sullaban
      @Sullaban Před 3 lety

      Irene Veronica how did the guy get elected in the first place? Irene where is this country, where is the world going? Oh please give my videos a quick look thank you in advance.
      czcams.com/video/96oQH3gFGQE/video.html&authuser=0czcams.com/video/xui9XmMyt8E/video.html

    • @ChateauShack
      @ChateauShack Před 3 lety +4

      @OMINOID I wish I could help change things for you. I don't know what to do to prevent a civil war...

    • @ChateauShack
      @ChateauShack Před 3 lety +12

      @OMINOID You sure know how to castrate a conversation.

    • @diannehydern
      @diannehydern Před 3 lety +4

      America has been dumbed down

    • @avidnongetit8710
      @avidnongetit8710 Před 3 lety +2

      Thank You. So am I. trump is currently attempting to destroy our Democracy. trump is currently asking his followers to destroy our Democracy through the destruction of Voting.
      Please Pray and Protest trump, and VOTE trump OUT

  • @Noone-of-your-Business
    @Noone-of-your-Business Před 3 lety +52

    Just gotta love how Trump speaks about _going home_ as if it was an _achievement:_ "I tell you this: I go home all the time."
    Now where did I leave that vomit bucket...?

    • @daina3628
      @daina3628 Před 3 lety +5

      As opposed to going to Stormy Daniels.

    • @bobkoure
      @bobkoure Před 3 lety +5

      He also talks about passing a dementia-screening test as though it was something to brag about. They don't give those tests to people showing no signs of decline.

    • @daina3628
      @daina3628 Před 3 lety +3

      @@bobkoure he's so clueless, it's unreal.

  • @montananerd8244
    @montananerd8244 Před 3 lety +25

    Stephen needs an award for best timing without an audience, I continue to be amazed by the technical skills he has honed over the years.

  • @DavidJ222
    @DavidJ222 Před 3 lety +213

    It was like open mic night at a klan rally, and Trump was hogging the mic.

    • @mercuryangel9223
      @mercuryangel9223 Před 3 lety +8

      THAT is exactly what I thought and those morons laughing at ANYTHING to pretend that this is 'making America great'!

    • @pakde8002
      @pakde8002 Před 3 lety +3

      If it was in Fayetteville NC it was a Klan rally. The slave market in the roundabout in the middle of town is kept in mint condition. It's a disgusting place. I remember when I was a kid there was a big billboard with klansman outside of the city limits. Creepy af

    • @sitinowak
      @sitinowak Před 3 lety +3

      David J : And people just listen and applaud. Something must be wrong, and that’s why he refers to his followers as disgusting. Listen to Woodward’s tape.

    • @rodnoble1269
      @rodnoble1269 Před 3 lety +1

      velt Ski pathetic content free bot/troll.

  • @dsmyify
    @dsmyify Před 3 lety +14

    Go vote! Now. Please America. Do the right thing.

    • @Monst3rP3nguin
      @Monst3rP3nguin Před 3 lety +2

      I'm going to for sure, but I really feel like my vote is going to count for nothing living in a trump supporting town. Electoral College is going to overshadow my vote and any rural center right/center/left leaning individuals because of the huge mass of far right conservatives. I can't go down a single street here without being greeted to at least three trump-pence banners and flags. Hell people are still waving confederate flags around here. I'm white and I'm uncomfortable with seeing confederate flags, I can't imagine what our town's growing black/latino population feels when they see them. Honestly, I want to hope for the best and think my vote counts but I can't go honestly say I have any confidence in anything here anymore, where emotions triumph over facts and logic and we are steadily sliding towards authoritarianism.

    • @dsmyify
      @dsmyify Před 3 lety +2

      @@Monst3rP3nguin ~ your vote will count.

    • @asherikamichaela8425
      @asherikamichaela8425 Před 3 lety

      @@Monst3rP3nguin I hear you. Long story short... I live in semi-rural Kentucky.

    • @demmyebooras8438
      @demmyebooras8438 Před 3 lety +1

      @@Monst3rP3nguin Every vote is so important! I have read this same comment SO MANY times. Just think about all of the people who are doubting and worrying their vote won't count! Everyone who is worrying must vote against him. It's critical. Plus, that was part of his strategy.
      HE (Trump) has been planting seeds of doubt with his words and actions for over a year now. HE is making you doubt the power of your vote. HE is making people doubt the process. HE is the one who recommended the new pseudo Postmaster General with zero govt/post office experience and told him to disassemble/destroy high-speed sort machines, cut overtime hours, and remove blue collection boxes. Ignore Trump and GO VOTE. Tell your friends the same. At least do it to stand up to him! You will feel better about all this mess. More and more people are seeing through him and his lies. He is a master of deception. Don't believe him and don't buy his used-car salesman tactics. Do your part and vote. There are a ton of possible results that can happen, but the votes will always be recorded for history! #VoteHimOut
      Also, peer pressure in neighborhoods/towns is real. I get it. I grew up in Louisiana and lived in Texas as adult, but many people are shifting their views across America. Some do it quietly because they don't want to cause fights within their families. Do it loudly or do it quietly, but DO IT! Vote Him Out! We deserve better. 🙌

  • @delphi-moochymaker62
    @delphi-moochymaker62 Před 3 lety +34

    "They haven't touched the Second Amendment because I'm here to block. It wouldn't be gone...but it would be obliterated". Obliterated - (destroy utterly; wipe out.) I'd like to get off this ride now.

  • @Opus313
    @Opus313 Před 3 lety +162

    "... bodily expulsions"
    Happens every time when Donnie speaks...

    • @itwasagoodideaatthetime7980
      @itwasagoodideaatthetime7980 Před 3 lety +3

      Yep it's called verbal diarrhoea. 🗣💩

    • @funnyt-shirts7977
      @funnyt-shirts7977 Před 3 lety +1

      Vote!
      End of an error 2020: teespring.com/endofe4

    • @or1750
      @or1750 Před 3 lety

      I get an aneurysm and a mini-stroke w/a side of gastritis when Trump speaks.

  • @charliem7314
    @charliem7314 Před 3 lety +28

    I’m taking 20th century History this year, and every time I listen to the news, it’s just a series of “hey, That sounds familiar” and “wasn’t that the answer to a question on the test today”. It’s scary, learning about what and who started wars, and seeing those people and actions repeated in real time, right before your eyes.

  • @CDeeez94
    @CDeeez94 Před 3 lety +6

    We have to band together and vote this man out of office ASAP

  • @Eriochrom3
    @Eriochrom3 Před 3 lety +8

    Stephen’s outrage at finding iced tea in his liquor flask is the highlight of my day

  • @Jet-rx1ji
    @Jet-rx1ji Před 3 lety +345

    “Sometimes she calls me Mr Douche and she’s not kidding”... none of us are.

    • @almanakamoto7122
      @almanakamoto7122 Před 3 lety

      Lq

    • @jocomfiresin6982
      @jocomfiresin6982 Před 3 lety +3

      Yeah but if she did she wouldn't be using it as a insult but a literal comparison. As he's a thing that she believes she has to stick up inside her vagina every once in awhile for her health.

    • @TGo-n-Roscoe
      @TGo-n-Roscoe Před 3 lety

      When you can't grab them by the p****, grab your Trump Tampons

    • @MTMF.london
      @MTMF.london Před 3 lety +1

      @@TGo-n-Roscoe Ouch and eewww!

  • @sp4nrs
    @sp4nrs Před 3 lety +178

    The irony is that nobody in trumps crowd even knows where Italy is...

    • @lisab9541
      @lisab9541 Před 3 lety +14

      Well, now I'm never going to see it either because we'll never be allowed out or into another country if Trump stays in position. It is sickening.

    • @roonilwazlib9877
      @roonilwazlib9877 Před 3 lety +13

      Sure they do, it’s at the Olive Garden!

    • @patrick111390
      @patrick111390 Před 3 lety +4

      Sp4nrs You’re an idiot.

    • @MrBswede
      @MrBswede Před 3 lety +13

      Patrick Scheidegger Haha! That was brilliant! Oh, wait, you MEANT that!?!? Oh, the irony.

    • @melektwelve6451
      @melektwelve6451 Před 3 lety +4

      @@patrick111390 they are an idiot? Checked your grammar lately? If you obviously didn't pass 2nd grade English class, I don't think you did so good in geography either. You probably think the only Rome is in NY.

  • @barbarajemmett4162
    @barbarajemmett4162 Před 3 lety +6

    Seriously, right now, Colbert and Myers are the only men in America keeping me sane

  • @noseferachoo
    @noseferachoo Před 3 lety +8

    I guess he really gets off on being called “sir.” 😜

  • @shotjohnny
    @shotjohnny Před 3 lety +30

    Today I found out:
    1) SC Justice Trimble died August 15, 1828, 67 days before the next election. Adams lost reelection but tried to nominate Crittenden On Dec 17. The nomination was rejected and *reserved for newly elected Jackson.*
    2) SC Justice Milton announced his retirement on September 7, 1956, 53 days before the election. Eisenhower nominated Brennen Jan 14 *after he had won the reelection.*
    3) SC Taney died October 12, 1864, 27 days before the election. Lincoln nominated Chase on December 6, *after he had won the election.*
    Turns out, in the past, there were at least some politicians who had principles they stood by. Too bad *real* honor and integrity are no longer an integral part of politics today.

    • @christinebenson518
      @christinebenson518 Před 3 lety +5

      Eisenhower and Harding both nominated liberal Justices. Eisenhower nominated Chief Justice Warren, a republican, whom oversaw one of the most liberal Supreme Courts in history. Eisenhower picked Justice Warren because he knew Democrats are Republicans both would respect him and he would do what's correct for the country.

    • @pakde8002
      @pakde8002 Před 3 lety

      Eisenhower

    • @pakde8002
      @pakde8002 Před 3 lety +3

      Correct, Eisenhower can't be compared to Trump. He was a decorated veteran, a patriot and a man of honor. He selected a supreme court justice who won universal approved and served with distinction.

    • @ValerieJNorse
      @ValerieJNorse Před 3 lety +1

      @@pakde8002 -- Not universal approval, by any means. You're probably too young to remember the John Birch Society's "Impeach Earl Warren" campaign in the '50s and '60s, but believe me, there were actual billboards with that slogan on them along a lot of highways. Why impeach him? My guess is that Brown v. Board of Education was the major driver there.

    • @loyi-kyong
      @loyi-kyong Před 3 lety +3

      Great research. Tx.

  • @Juniper122
    @Juniper122 Před 3 lety +13

    I don’t even recognize this place anymore

  • @Petalumination
    @Petalumination Před 3 lety +66

    “I’m like a lineman for the Pittsburgh Steelers”. Yeah, but in your case, Don, it’s spelled 'Stealers'.

    • @carolyntalbot947
      @carolyntalbot947 Před 3 lety

      Bravo, Paul.
      Brav...
      ...o
      👏👏👏

    • @jschuler53
      @jschuler53 Před 3 lety +1

      Paul Down TheHall. I am from Pittsburgh and there is a long standing rivalry between the Cleveland Browns and the Steelers. With the debate in Cleveland I am sure the audience is well aware of the players in the Steelers as well as this intense rivalry. It's a big deal. But it's a great pun. Thanks.

  • @billsteinkamp2051
    @billsteinkamp2051 Před 3 lety +23

    Imagine a country with a segment of the population that listens to an insane pathological liar, risking theirs lives in the process.

    • @artos1955
      @artos1955 Před 3 lety +1

      Bill Steinkamp 1930’s Germany.

    • @maikutsukino4743
      @maikutsukino4743 Před 3 lety +1

      No imagining about it. I'm living in it. Please send help.

  • @fusiongod5004
    @fusiongod5004 Před 3 lety +92

    "Read my contract!"
    "i'm aware."
    Bless his people.

  • @driesvdc2
    @driesvdc2 Před 3 lety +33

    I dread the day the show goes back to the theatre - Evie's and the crew's giggles are far better than the captive laughter of a studio audience

    • @terranovarain6570
      @terranovarain6570 Před 3 lety +1

      I was thinking the same thing

    • @33lex55
      @33lex55 Před 3 lety +3

      Stephen and Trevor Noah have made it work for them; much better in these intimate settings. Bill Maher fails 'bigly' without the orchestrated laughter. John Oliver has found his own way, and that works, too.

    • @willowmoon5063
      @willowmoon5063 Před 3 lety +1

      Agreed 👍 I'm diggin' this set up

  • @muraalia
    @muraalia Před 3 lety +21

    I'm surprised Trump knows a tuna brand. When, how and why has he ever seen a can of tuna?

    • @shanadir
      @shanadir Před 3 lety +3

      Someone tossed it at him? Or hid an open can in his car?

    • @billsoo306
      @billsoo306 Před 3 lety +2

      Bumble Bee tuna said in 2018 that the Trump tariffs on China would be devastating to business. I guess that got them put on his "enemies" list.

  • @willlewis153
    @willlewis153 Před 3 lety +5

    Doomscrolling is the best word to describe that feeling. Definitely needs to be in the dictionary

  • @NewMessage
    @NewMessage Před 3 lety +68

    Ok.. no soup, no tuna.. so... we should throw cans of goya beans, then?
    Noted.

    • @pakde8002
      @pakde8002 Před 3 lety +1

      Don't throw your food at cops. Millions of Trump supporters are starving so let them have it!

    • @ellamone9998
      @ellamone9998 Před 3 lety

      He's full of beans and the only soup he's able to throw is dehydrated, comes in pouches.

    • @impunitythebagpuss
      @impunitythebagpuss Před 3 lety

      Good one!

  • @SpaceForceCommander
    @SpaceForceCommander Před 3 lety +26

    Unfortunately, I have to remove “Pooping in New York public transport” off of my bucket list. Sad! 😁

    • @grapatin
      @grapatin Před 3 lety +4

      There is no prohibition against pooping in and around Trump Tower, tho.

    • @Leelz247
      @Leelz247 Před 3 lety +5

      I wonder if bringing an actual bucket would be an acceptable workaround.

    • @zesty9815
      @zesty9815 Před 3 lety +3

      Or, you can _add_ 'getting arrested for...' _to_ your bucket list. Glad I could help.

    • @bahaar2825
      @bahaar2825 Před 3 lety +2

      😅

  • @buicia1130
    @buicia1130 Před 3 lety +65

    Isn’t his son in law Jewish? He’s in it for himself too, right? Melania called him Sir because he pays for her service, that’s why, surprise??? Shouldn’t be.

    • @michaelmunchie
      @michaelmunchie Před 3 lety

      Being a past alter boy and someone who has been to religious school I believe on a personal note that anyone who is Christian is also half7 Jewish the reason why I said that is because if you believe in the Old Testament and the New Testament which is The Bible itself , we are taught both sides of the book so I believe that all christians and catholics are somewhat half Jewish 1/2 Christian. I like to think that Jesus Christ was the gym more son of 0 he was unique to say the very least so I leave it to you and what you may think or what your thoughts or I would love to hear your thoughts about the have a good day

    • @jeffblack8457
      @jeffblack8457 Před 3 lety

      @@michaelmunchie Nope. Jews are our own people. What you wrote here is very offensive. Christians are not "somewhat half Jewish." Christians are not bound by our 613 commandments! We believe in only one testament, not the Koran or any other book you might mention. As for Kushner, he is Jewish and Ivanka - like her husband's brother's model-wife - she was given a Lookstein conversion (make of that what you will: Lookstein has a well-earned reputation for converting wealthy congregants's girlfriends).

    • @michaelmunchie
      @michaelmunchie Před 3 lety

      @@jeffblack8457 But if Jesus was a jew , and a Rabbi at that , Christianity is just a more modern forn of Judaism. Where Jesus follow the word of Moses, Christians follow the words of Christ aka Jesus

  • @xtalviper
    @xtalviper Před 3 lety +21

    "...Or horning publicly after your own daughter."
    This is where we're at.

  • @southsider9638
    @southsider9638 Před 3 lety +176

    "Im not a racist; I am an equal opportunity hater." ~Donald J. Trump.

    • @jstnsmutek
      @jstnsmutek Před 3 lety +3

      Difference is he doesn't hate white people because they are white.

    • @owenhunt
      @owenhunt Před 3 lety

      @@jstnsmutek Indeed. When he looks in the mirror he thinks, "Deez NUTS". He's not hating on himself.

    • @camille9803
      @camille9803 Před 3 lety +1

      Am I the only one who mutes the parts where Trump speaks? I can't her his voice. It's seriously traumatizing.

    • @donsachse
      @donsachse Před 3 lety

      Except for rich people and maybe those who brown nose.

    • @DrakeyC
      @DrakeyC Před 3 lety +2

      He really is. He loves anyone who kisses his ass and hates anyone who calls him out on his bull.

  • @Opus313
    @Opus313 Před 3 lety +100

    Actually, the respectful thing to do is to wait till Biden makes the pick!

  • @kleptomaniacal
    @kleptomaniacal Před 3 lety +2

    The iced tea bit is literally the only thing that's made me smile this week. Thank you Stephen.

  • @sidecarural
    @sidecarural Před 3 lety +89

    Only, there is NOT a town in Italy named “CORONA”

    • @TheJaironman99
      @TheJaironman99 Před 3 lety +4

      BUT there is a town called Mezzocorona: literally half (=mezzo) crown (=corona)

    • @macforme
      @macforme Před 3 lety +6

      ...but there IS one in California

    • @peggyfranzen6159
      @peggyfranzen6159 Před 3 lety +2

      nor Mexico.Ah" The Tallahassee trail...."

    • @jocomfiresin6982
      @jocomfiresin6982 Před 3 lety

      No that's a place in snoop dogs fridge...
      This was a bit about how snoop dogg did a corona beer ad... I was getting no love so I figured maybe explain it... Out of a bit of desperation as I seem to be the only one who enjoyed this joke...

    • @TF2CrunchyFrog
      @TF2CrunchyFrog Před 3 lety +2

      There's a beer brand here in Germany (I think it's from Austria) called "Corona", because the brewery it comes from has a crown as a logo.

  • @Tadicuslegion78
    @Tadicuslegion78 Před 3 lety +106

    Let’s see Trump is threatening not to leave if he loses, Louisville is exploding, and we have the most insane debate in history in only days

    • @zx1048216
      @zx1048216 Před 3 lety +4

      Welcome to Wednesday

    • @walterd7331
      @walterd7331 Před 3 lety +11

      @Laura Zaboraski And this all happening on Obama's/Biden's watch! Sad.

    • @jrg770
      @jrg770 Před 3 lety +2

      @@walterd7331 Lol !!!!!!!

    • @tg5951
      @tg5951 Před 3 lety +3

      He wishes he would be the last President! Dictator!

    • @garymingy8671
      @garymingy8671 Před 3 lety +5

      The Marines will kick his ass , I don't think he knows...

  • @gnothiseauthon6045
    @gnothiseauthon6045 Před 3 lety +120

    Even his wife is just kidding calling him President

  • @censusgary
    @censusgary Před 3 lety +6

    “Who put pineapple juice in my pineapple juice?”
    - W.C. Fields

  • @gilmanIII
    @gilmanIII Před 3 lety +2

    "This is ice tea!" LOL Thanks for the laugh Steven!

  • @canoegirl6335
    @canoegirl6335 Před 3 lety +239

    Comedy aside, it’s heartbreaking to see this President literally destroying America right in front of our eyes.

    • @OmeonOmeon
      @OmeonOmeon Před 3 lety +26

      It is,.. but at the same time its like getting a curtain lifted about what America really is. Sure isn't the movie version. To think that we let these idiots have nuclear weapons. 😯

    • @leaharchambault5796
      @leaharchambault5796 Před 3 lety +24

      and frightening how far his cult followers will go to rationalize each corrupt action. sick.

    • @barratales8793
      @barratales8793 Před 3 lety +6

      Yea and barrack, Hillary, bill they were all saints aye? 😅 a vote between two evils is still voting for evil. I'd rather trump over Biden I prefer my children's hair un-sniffed 🤣

    • @OmeonOmeon
      @OmeonOmeon Před 3 lety +4

      @@barratales8793 At this point I would rather give the nukes to Putin. See if you can't manage pick out a politician out of the line up next time will ya.

    • @ben_jammin9470
      @ben_jammin9470 Před 3 lety +18

      Barra Tales, love that “yeah my guy is a piece of shit but Democrats weren’t perfect either” argument.

  • @maxcovfefe
    @maxcovfefe Před 3 lety +135

    I'm not looking for bad news. Trump just keeps happening.

    • @christianhim
      @christianhim Před 3 lety

      Max Covfefe czcams.com/video/gpx-tX3-2jc/video.html What are the dynasties of China? 3minutes english video of Chinese history for dummies

    • @OmeonOmeon
      @OmeonOmeon Před 3 lety

      🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @lordshadow3822
      @lordshadow3822 Před 3 lety

      Been 4 years T.T

  • @julianwaugh968
    @julianwaugh968 Před 3 lety +3

    Police should have the same requirements under law as the rest of us .
    They should be held in jail and have their day in court.

  • @jeffcook5998
    @jeffcook5998 Před 3 lety +5

    Seems like the ones that take the most never gives anything back and if they do they just complain about it

  • @marisawright2224
    @marisawright2224 Před 3 lety +16

    How much did it cost to taxpayers for 278 visits to golf course which Trump took since his inauguration ?
    141 millions!

  • @IAmSuzyQ
    @IAmSuzyQ Před 3 lety +110

    *PLOT TWIST:* When Trump told the story about the First Lady, he was talking about First Lady Lindsey Graham, not Melanie. We've all heard him call Trump "Sir" and "Mr. President" on TV; now we know he does it in the bedroom too.
    When Melanie was asked about Trump's crowd size, she just slipped on her "I really don't care, do you?" coat, and ran from his bedroom.

    • @susanduquette477
      @susanduquette477 Před 3 lety +5

      Lol you think Melania shares a bedroom with him.I highly doubt she won’t even hold his hand.🇨🇦

    • @IAmSuzyQ
      @IAmSuzyQ Před 3 lety +6

      @@susanduquette477 Oh, I don't really think they share a bedroom, I only meant she ran from his bedroom. 😉 Actually I think it's a well known fact that they have separate bedrooms. That's one of the few things I actually respect her for.

    • @deenormus1975
      @deenormus1975 Před 3 lety +10

      Suzy Q 😉 I think it’s bc he lies about talking to Melania. She hates him too. So he’s gonna tell his fake-ass story, as per usual, but he screws up. He’s so used to lying about the generals breathlessly coming up to him, calling him sir, sir.🙄 Then he’s gotta cover HIS OWN LIE, with more lies. Silly twit. But sure, it’s Biden that has syphilitic dementia.😒

    • @ellens8352
      @ellens8352 Před 3 lety +1

      😄😄😄😄😄😄😄

    • @ohioplayer-bl9em
      @ohioplayer-bl9em Před 3 lety

      You sound like a homophobe.
      You don't like the gays peoples?
      Orange man BAD 🤣😂🤣😂😔

  • @tyguy5291
    @tyguy5291 Před 3 lety +7

    Has any president ever given a statement on soup? God his brain is mush

  • @stevechambers8997
    @stevechambers8997 Před 3 lety +3

    "The internet is 99% doom" 🤣

  • @NewMessage
    @NewMessage Před 3 lety +97

    "Yes, he went sh*t-house crazy..."
    Would have been a great time to bring back the no pooping sign.

  • @a_random_voice_in_the_void
    @a_random_voice_in_the_void Před 3 lety +135

    Nothing says, "I'm pro-individualism/anti-collectivism." like standing around, wearing the same hat as a bunch of other yahoos.

    • @Silverfirefly1
      @Silverfirefly1 Před 3 lety +10

      Have you ever heard a more communist phrase than:
      'Where we go one we go all'.
      ...?!

    • @MrAussieJules
      @MrAussieJules Před 3 lety +1

      Mmm bollocks. The real fascists are BLM brownshirts going round telling diners to raise their fist and follow the marxist cult, cancel culture 1984, sjws, msm, most academia, antifa etc etc.

    • @cmdraftbrn
      @cmdraftbrn Před 3 lety +8

      because their all about conformity and uniformity. like when the bitch and moan about state and individual rights and then usurp them at the federal level.

    • @a_random_voice_in_the_void
      @a_random_voice_in_the_void Před 3 lety +7

      @@MrAussieJules Thank you for taking time out of your busy schedule of waiting for the next "Q drop" to bless us with your perspective.

    • @TyrSkyFatherOfTheGods
      @TyrSkyFatherOfTheGods Před 3 lety +3

      @@MrAussieJules Wow, you have all the buzzwords! Pity you can't string them together into a coherent thought.

  • @ellebee42
    @ellebee42 Před 3 lety +3

    Stephen's country boy is on full display- he knew what that was instantly! 🤣

  • @jeffcook5998
    @jeffcook5998 Před 3 lety +8

    public transportation is really in the toilet, well maybe not the only thing.... I still miss the Colbert Report and Corona reminds me of a beer

  • @thekingofcool2105
    @thekingofcool2105 Před 3 lety +115

    What's the difference between Trump and a flying pig?
    The letter 'F'

    • @deenormus1975
      @deenormus1975 Před 3 lety +2

      Nice, ur Majesty.😃 I legit giggled.

    • @tomitstube
      @tomitstube Před 3 lety +6

      had to think about that one a couple secs. i was off in a different direction, but yeah "lying pig" is dead on. pathological lying pig at that.

    • @istdochallesegal3427
      @istdochallesegal3427 Před 3 lety +2

      You know why he prefers chick peas?
      Because you can't make a garbanzo bean!

    • @ronaldmatthews7361
      @ronaldmatthews7361 Před 3 lety

      Being labeled a racist in today's society is much like being labeled a witch in Salem, Massachusetts during the 1600s. No evidence is required. It had become a weapon used to destroy people's lives and reputations simply because you disagree with them. The mobs of ignorant rioters, looters and protesters will eat it up so long as it fits their narrative of victimhood.

    • @mainheim2061
      @mainheim2061 Před 3 lety

      Bide

  • @arenc5619
    @arenc5619 Před 3 lety +39

    Vote. Win the White House. Flip the senate. Keep the house. Make PR and DC states. Add more LIBERAL judges. Bolster healthcare. Police reform. Reform immigration. Add term limits. Reverse Citizens United. Abolish the electoral college. Do your part. Vote!!!

    • @gigikay1734
      @gigikay1734 Před 3 lety +4

      👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏
      Second that 👍💙

    • @CoffeeeNBears
      @CoffeeeNBears Před 3 lety +2

      Fing clown

    • @jascrandom9855
      @jascrandom9855 Před 3 lety +2

      The electoral college will require a constitutional amendment.

    • @noahludford3667
      @noahludford3667 Před 3 lety

      @@CoffeeeNBears your hate breeds hate

    • @CoffeeeNBears
      @CoffeeeNBears Před 3 lety +1

      @@noahludford3667 Nah bro you got it twisted. Liberals are miserable people. They hate life. Every video I see is a liberal screaming at the top of their lings mad at the world. The next video is liberals burring people's businesses down. Facts!

  • @evanbarnes9984
    @evanbarnes9984 Před 3 lety +265

    Trump is audibly slurring his words, just like my dad after his small strokes

    • @cannibalisticfawn5895
      @cannibalisticfawn5895 Před 3 lety +22

      At this point this is elderly abuse, someone needs to take him home

    • @psplayer1344
      @psplayer1344 Před 3 lety +24

      Maybe he’ll fall down some stairs soon

    • @leebranigan6580
      @leebranigan6580 Před 3 lety +8

      Lol biden is a walking corpse

    • @CrazyBear65
      @CrazyBear65 Před 3 lety +13

      I hadn't even thought of mini-strokes/TIAs... Now I gotta actually pay attention when the sumbitch is talking to see if I can spot it. It's not beyond the realm of possibility, that's for sure. Hell, Reagan was senile, he had straight up dementia from Alzheimer's, _while he was still in office!_ When he sat in court and said, "I don't recall..." he was being honest, he didn't recall. Search for video of Bill Clinton spacing out. My point is, Dump is not running things, someone else behind the curtain is, and that's an even scarier prospect than Dump being senile.

    • @mikeybabes7527
      @mikeybabes7527 Před 3 lety +2

      Dixon Cider:- Haven’t we heard this all before?
      Truth be told, we have been hearing this since 2016... “Orange man bad! Orange man bad!” Blah, blah, BLAH!! Save it for your social worker will you?
      As you quite rightly point out, Joe Biden IS a walking corpse. All hail the man who said:- “I’m your best shot at beating Ronald Reagan” (?) If an original thought went through that man’s head, it would be the fastest trip in America.
      Joe Biden, is that the best they got?

  • @MrRackel21
    @MrRackel21 Před 3 lety +1

    Oh, the desperation ! 😂😂🤣🤣

  • @paullie1963
    @paullie1963 Před 3 lety +23

    Can anyone tell me the difference between "Gone" but at the "very least obliterated"? LOLOL

  • @jarkenmer
    @jarkenmer Před 3 lety +25

    "Who put iced tea in my liquor flask?... read my contract."
    "I'm aware."

  • @missoula2213
    @missoula2213 Před 3 lety +23

    "I'm perhaps the biggest creep."
    - Trump

  • @1dgram
    @1dgram Před 3 lety +2

    4:35 Wow, look at that density packed super spreading crowd.

  • @erinangel9452
    @erinangel9452 Před 3 lety +68

    Another word he doesn't know the definition of: Obliterated.

  • @MisteRRYouTuby
    @MisteRRYouTuby Před 3 lety +47

    Stephen: WHO PUT ICED TEA IN MY LIQUOR FLASK?! (points at employee) READ MY CONTRACT!!!
    Employee: I'm aware.

    • @katla_phc
      @katla_phc Před 3 lety +6

      I just appreciate that they went to the length of putting iced tea rather than water in the flask since iced tea is regularly used as the fake whisky you see on TV shows.

    • @peggyfranzen6159
      @peggyfranzen6159 Před 3 lety +1

      Hold that fish sandwich, I changed my mind! I meant under the 2nd grade IQ. - That's Donald Trump.

  • @alfonsoafricano8415
    @alfonsoafricano8415 Před 3 lety +2

    IRS should take all his money and properties for avoiding paying taxes and for damaging this country...

  • @rocksinfronteras1287
    @rocksinfronteras1287 Před 3 lety +2

    Those conferences have become a comedy spot and all they bring is shame to this great nation.

  • @devlinburgess2463
    @devlinburgess2463 Před 3 lety +149

    "It may even be gone, but at minimum obliterated."
    No matter how much time has passed, Trump always finds a new way to mangle the English language. It's like saying "your husband might be wounded, but at the very least, he's been maimed."

    • @dhilster1978
      @dhilster1978 Před 3 lety +1

      The Don and bunker Joe are all cut from the same cloth. Trump always finds a way to mangle English and Joe always finds a new way to sniff hair (a true shampoo sommelier some may say).

    • @spiceyhotpot
      @spiceyhotpot Před 3 lety +8

      Also putting out the fear that somehow Democrats are just going to wipe away Amendments, which takes YEARS to do if at all. Nothing but pandering. He's got nothing else.

    • @christianhim
      @christianhim Před 3 lety

      Devlin Burgess czcams.com/video/gpx-tX3-2jc/video.html What are the dynasties of China?

    • @cero2277
      @cero2277 Před 3 lety

      Kyle Rittenhouse did nothing wrong

    • @melodieharris1186
      @melodieharris1186 Před 3 lety

      @@cero2277 and your just a racist🤷🤷

  • @vbrigham
    @vbrigham Před 3 lety +351

    If you still like Trump then you are everything he is! So just face the facts!

    • @G4rr0.
      @G4rr0. Před 3 lety +14

      If you sleep with a toad, you sleep with every toad they've been with.

    • @DoctorTurdmidget
      @DoctorTurdmidget Před 3 lety +26

      That remark would make his supporters angry if they could read.

    • @MedicatedReviewer
      @MedicatedReviewer Před 3 lety +7

      What in God's name does that even mean? Please make effort to educate yourself on what is actually happening, rather than believe a coward, and a fraud like Steven Colbert. He calls him, "racist" because an, "unknown source" said he was w/out specifics.
      Democrats don't care about you. They only care about power. You're being lied to at a rate not seen in our lifetime. If that describes you then continue what you're doing.

    • @edwardcassidy1718
      @edwardcassidy1718 Před 3 lety +28

      AndDrewskY you’re asking us to be educated!!! Obviously you support this “Stable Genus” so please explain to my Uneducated self just what “Obliterated “ means and just How this moron of a POTUS has no idea

    • @manda60
      @manda60 Před 3 lety +11

      @@MedicatedReviewer COMRADE! YOU MUST NOT SO OBVIOUS OF BEING COMRADE! Refer to GRU Manual 144-XAXA and of educating yourself!

  • @Seantendo
    @Seantendo Před 3 lety +1

    Do people think that this article will change anyone's mind? How the hell is anyone undecided by this point? There is no bottom to how many despicable things he can say!

  • @zombiasnow15
    @zombiasnow15 Před 3 lety +1

    Hahahaha! Steven you kill me!! So glad you're around ..and Evie too!
    Stay Safe everyone

  • @I2ocker89
    @I2ocker89 Před 3 lety +9

    so glad Stephen says it out loud for people to hear. This is so crazy

  • @margaretthompson6391
    @margaretthompson6391 Před 3 lety +21

    Wait til you see who he pardons when leaving office.

    • @gilmanIII
      @gilmanIII Před 3 lety +3

      Any and everyone convicted of a Federal crime. That way he can be the Boss of a REALLY big crime family.

  • @lorenrenee1
    @lorenrenee1 Před 3 lety +2

    He’s in a war with canned tuna?? Wtf is he on??

  • @melanyblove
    @melanyblove Před 3 lety +1

    Dr. Colbert you look 10 years younger! THANK YOU for all your work

  • @annacarr9579
    @annacarr9579 Před 3 lety +47

    This show is one of the few things keeping me sane during this crazy time.

    • @mainheim2061
      @mainheim2061 Před 3 lety

      Too bad it's all leftist propaganda, the only thing they do is critisize trump and don't criticize Biden for using a teleprompter to answer questions from the press.

    • @checkmate3361
      @checkmate3361 Před 3 lety +4

      Why the F**k are you here then?

    • @annacarr9579
      @annacarr9579 Před 3 lety +5

      @@mainheim2061 well let me just say I'm so glad you came and watched this show because you watching it is promoting it in the CZcams algorithm and the ads you watched before the video are providing the show with revenue. So nice of you to show support in such a round about way :)

    • @timberho3935
      @timberho3935 Před 3 lety +2

      Dont worry about the drama and uncertainty outside your parameters. Everything's cool.

    • @kahaanvyas1531
      @kahaanvyas1531 Před 3 lety +3

      @@mainheim2061 Then don't watch it...go back to Fox and OANN!

  • @skabadabadam5015
    @skabadabadam5015 Před 3 lety +137

    He is like a character from South Park. Could it be, that Trump actually is Cartman's father?

    • @Shuizid
      @Shuizid Před 3 lety +9

      No, because we know who Cartman's father is.

    • @OlEgSaS32
      @OlEgSaS32 Před 3 lety +2

      id believe it, id believe that trump is a robot operated by Cartman even more

    • @ToniGlick
      @ToniGlick Před 3 lety +3

      Truth is stranger than fiction, but it is because Fiction is obliged to stick to possibilities; Truth isn't. -Mark Twain (who is currently turning over in his grave)

    • @mspeggylee4214
      @mspeggylee4214 Před 3 lety

      tRUMP = Cartman

    • @Noone-of-your-Business
      @Noone-of-your-Business Před 3 lety +1

      Actually, I blame South Park's recent cancellation on Trump. I mean, how do you produce a show that exaggerates wildly for a living in a reality that is so bat shit crazy that it is nigh impossible to exaggerate it any further?

  • @charlescomeau6930
    @charlescomeau6930 Před 3 lety +11

    the jury's in, dwayne johnson lifts. we knew trump was a racist

  • @BrilliantBuffoons
    @BrilliantBuffoons Před 3 lety +1

    LOL the nervous offscreen “I...I’m aware” killed me

  • @kbg3776
    @kbg3776 Před 3 lety +30

    if another 4 years for the bunker boy, we may need to place its big-fat-face-photo in every home , this may become the rule in order........Vote....

    • @timluther3431
      @timluther3431 Před 3 lety

      America is a giant gun == doubt it ever be like north korea. It'll be what its always been predicted to become --- 20% Super Rich == 80%Lawless , fight for your life type of shit. I don't support either side,, Demo's don't have any real answers either. Be Rich,, or Be dead= new American logo

  • @fatmojohara
    @fatmojohara Před 3 lety +24

    Don't mess with a person's flask, that's not cool😆

    • @DanJbranham
      @DanJbranham Před 3 lety

      yeah that was just to funny alcohol wont solve everything lol

    • @vinnie666
      @vinnie666 Před 3 lety

      seriously... i'd be pissed. those things are such a pain in the damned ass to clean out....

  • @Caenui
    @Caenui Před 3 lety +1

    Hey Stephen!! it's not just the ppl of america watching your show! Germany loves to watch you as well!!

  • @katicabogar24
    @katicabogar24 Před 3 lety +2

    Yessss, Long Island ice tea!!!

  • @Parvie
    @Parvie Před 3 lety +94

    Trump is the textbook example of why Americans should stop worshiping celebrities.

    • @ryanm4319
      @ryanm4319 Před 3 lety +4

      What’s a textbook?

    • @luckyj420
      @luckyj420 Před 3 lety

      Yet you follow celebrities .....

    • @luckyj420
      @luckyj420 Před 3 lety

      @@amell.5461 Colbert has been in the industry for near 30 years acting and producing with a net worth of about $50M. He has celeb status.
      If anything, he's not much of comedian. He regurgitates barf from a prompter for all his follows to gobble up while pretending to be funny and real. Bought and paid for by the same propaganda machine protecting pedos, traffickers, corrupt gov, sick celebs and people who have a rule not to be named.
      Did Stephen receive an indictment?
      Read POTUS executive orders since in office and understand the purpose of the policy. Watch the press briefings. He's a businessman and not a puppet - well prepared to douche the swamp and douche the douches.

    • @luckyj420
      @luckyj420 Před 3 lety

      @@amell.5461 Your first reply to already showed you're an idiot. And now you make up lies about people that you don't even know as if I'm the one with a mental problem.
      So if you didn't even bother to read and understand the policy for the presidents executive orders then should we consider that you are just not capable of reasoning or rational thinking. You support criminals and pedophiles and that's just sick

  • @kimclarke5018
    @kimclarke5018 Před 3 lety +7

    Lol 😂 ice tea in his flask. He seemed genuinely surprised.

  • @lisajenkins4416
    @lisajenkins4416 Před 3 lety +5

    This man speaks for over an jour at these rallies. Does he actually speak on policies?

    • @daina3628
      @daina3628 Před 3 lety +2

      Why would he? That's not what his fans want to hear.

    • @bunzeebear2973
      @bunzeebear2973 Před 3 lety +2

      He has never done that even when against HC. All he chanted was "Lock her up" Hilary was ready to talk policies she would do - Umph said Crooked Hilary. Trump has no idea about policy or governing. That is why his disk is so clean of paperwork.

    • @jasonarthurs3885
      @jasonarthurs3885 Před 3 lety

      @@bunzeebear2973 Well, let's not be hasty.....one must always leave desk surface clear for chocolate fountains, what have you.....

  • @GR46404
    @GR46404 Před 3 lety +1

    "....maybe be gone, but at minimum obliterated". The stupid, it burns!