Second Whistle Blown on Donald Trump

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  • čas přidán 6. 10. 2019
  • A second whistle has been blown with first-hand information about Trump's call to Ukraine, text messages suggest quid pro quo, Secretary of Energy Rick Perry takes the fall for putting Trump up to the call, U.S. troops are being pulled out of Syria after a call between Trump and the President of Turkey, Trump tweets about his own 'great and unmatched wisdom,' we might finally get to see his tax returns, and Pat Robertson does something crazy on the air.
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  • @ebbyc1817
    @ebbyc1817 Před 4 lety +323

    "I'm only interested in, corruption. I don't care about, politics"
    Indeed.

    • @cheatinjoebiden4806
      @cheatinjoebiden4806 Před 4 lety

      Jimmy Kimmel of Pedowood has so much to lose from a Trump-run government. His punditry is unsurprising.

    • @Sargethe1st
      @Sargethe1st Před 4 lety +1

      Ebby C , yeah, the whole world knows 🤨🧐😏, duh.

    • @pdoylemi
      @pdoylemi Před 4 lety +6

      @@cheatinjoebiden4806
      Everyone does, jackass.

    • @dons106
      @dons106 Před 4 lety +2

      @schwadaddy81 Hamburders...

    • @user-bl4oq7fd8d
      @user-bl4oq7fd8d Před 4 lety +3

      God blesh the Unishes Shtatesh.

  • @NassusTV
    @NassusTV Před 4 lety +366

    “I’m only interested in corruption, some would say I’m the best at corruption”

    • @jaswmclark
      @jaswmclark Před 4 lety +6

      @Hal Jordan " GREAT AND UNMATCHED WISDOM ? " CIRCLE THE WAGONS AND FIRE INWARDS !

    • @gabrielladots5990
      @gabrielladots5990 Před 4 lety

      😂

    • @JohnDoe-jh5yr
      @JohnDoe-jh5yr Před 4 lety

      The biggest corruption you've ever seen. 10/10, would collude.

    • @husseinmohammed1431
      @husseinmohammed1431 Před 4 lety +1

      Believe me!

    • @lindacurtsinger3637
      @lindacurtsinger3637 Před 4 lety

      I'm worried he will sail us out to ISIS my sis is Salem on a cemetery lot her middle name is Làfey scared me he Nick name is càndy like Andy beàsher

  • @Rugelacharugula
    @Rugelacharugula Před 4 lety +36

    "If that gun isn't smoking, it's vaping like a mother right now."

  • @DANNYonPC
    @DANNYonPC Před 4 lety +239

    ''I don't care about politics'' - Donald Trump
    Yes, we know.

    • @ramsesjfg7668
      @ramsesjfg7668 Před 4 lety +5

      @Adi-LMNOP You can't expect much fom these bright bulbs

    • @mortalclown3812
      @mortalclown3812 Před 4 lety +1

      @@ramsesjfg7668 fom 🤦

    • @worldfamousgamer9191
      @worldfamousgamer9191 Před 4 lety +3

      @John ur ignorant ass is whats wrong with america

    • @ramsesjfg7668
      @ramsesjfg7668 Před 4 lety +1

      @John Funny how you're quick to roll all Trump supporters into a ball and make assumptions about them. You will find more integrity in people who support your President than in people who just sit there and criticize the person who is fighting for them.

    • @NoctumusTV
      @NoctumusTV Před 4 lety +2

      At this point, being a Trump supporter is 100% equivalent to telling everyone around you that you're mentally developed as a 10-year-old. Unfortunately, for this exact reason they truly
      cannot see just how stupid and embarrassing they make themselves look when they try to defend him.

  • @NewMessage
    @NewMessage Před 4 lety +1157

    "I'm only interested in corruption..."
    Committing it? yeah, we know.

    • @couragekarnga8735
      @couragekarnga8735 Před 4 lety +44

      And proudly confessing it on national TV!

    • @bethy-lou3307
      @bethy-lou3307 Před 4 lety +8

      @@blehblah9233
      You can do it yourself. Tap the video, you will see three vertical dots. Tap the dots, a menu will pop up. Tap captions and a menu will give you a choice of options. Tap "Turn Captions off." Good luck. If that doesn't work go to settings and turn them off there.

    • @FGP_Pro
      @FGP_Pro Před 4 lety +23

      @RV Caballero That's some nice whataboutism. Putin's proud of you, brainwashed minion.

    • @FGP_Pro
      @FGP_Pro Před 4 lety +31

      @RV Caballero And, sorry, but the Klan are conservatives and always have been, you pathetic moron.

    • @karinbarger9192
      @karinbarger9192 Před 4 lety +15

      New Message, I think that may have been the second truth he’s uttered in the last 3 years. The first being,” I love the uneducated.”

  • @ih8tusernam3s
    @ih8tusernam3s Před 4 lety +169

    "...my great and unmatched wisdom" this guy is off the rails; textbook narcissist.

    • @quizzabella
      @quizzabella Před 4 lety +11

      Who says that? Even the Dali Lama is probably going "whoa dude, I'd be embarrassed if people said that about me, let alone saying it myself". Trump's been going off the rails for a while but the impeachment looming has made him go full on Loony Tunes. For goodness sake America, put the orange thing in a nursing home before he starts messing with the nuclear codes.

    • @lynnwilhoite6194
      @lynnwilhoite6194 Před 4 lety +5

      @quizzabella Haha, I honestly thought you were going to say "before he starts messing his diapers!😆 😆

    • @quizzabella
      @quizzabella Před 4 lety

      Why not both?

    • @DissociatedWomenIncorporated
      @DissociatedWomenIncorporated Před 4 lety +4

      That part honestly made me think for a few seconds that it must be the setup to a joke rather than a real tweet. "Even _Donald_ wouldn't go that f...well, actually, he probably would."

    • @markdouglas481
      @markdouglas481 Před 4 lety

      it's sarcasm, moron.....liberals are so stupid..

  • @josephbanet5410
    @josephbanet5410 Před 4 lety +19

    “Grab em by the subpoena.” Good one Jimmy 😂

  • @anniealbaugh555
    @anniealbaugh555 Před 4 lety +68

    He gets crazier by the day and at this point,.... you’re like how is that even possible ? !!! God help the USA 🇺🇸

    • @professorfoxtrot
      @professorfoxtrot Před 4 lety +1

      A crazy good economy and crazy border protection!

    • @SheilaR.08
      @SheilaR.08 Před 4 lety +5

      @@professorfoxtrot Nah, just crazy. Our country is teetering on the verge of constitutional crisis as the unfit, willfully ignorant man-child plays footsie with thugs, abandons strategic allies, and scapegoats refugees and immigrants to fluff his racist base. What a dark time to be American.

    • @professorfoxtrot
      @professorfoxtrot Před 4 lety +2

      @@SheilaR.08 Constitutional crisis? That's odd, given that the constitution was founded on defending America from invasion (See Federalist 10). Not one ounce of faux sympathy is owed to illegal immigrants who don't respect our laws enough to apply LEGALLY. The only thing that is racist is that Democrats believe certain races have a special and inherent right to violate American sovereignty, where it would be completely unacceptable for everyone else.

    • @SheilaR.08
      @SheilaR.08 Před 4 lety +5

      @@professorfoxtrot You're delusional, as expected from one who crows about the constitution while supporting a grifting, unqualified, racist, xenophobic, misogynistic serial sexual predator and compulsive liar. Even genuine conservatives who value country over party are aghast at this clown. Those who back him are either ignorant, willfully or otherwise, or view him as a Trojan horse to put forth their shitty agendas, many times pretending to be christian, which beggars belief. Either way, history will not be kind, as deserved.

    • @professorfoxtrot
      @professorfoxtrot Před 4 lety

      ​@@SheilaR.08 Yet another cult member decrying sexism and xenophobia from the pews of the Church of Woke. Political correctness is the new McCarthyism. Yet ironically, it is the left that are all these things. Would you be condemning Trump as a racist and sexist if he weren't a white male? Aye, there's the rub.
      The Democratic party has no present and no future. The future Democratic party learns nothing from Martin Luther King and views individuals solely on group identity and not content of character. While the future Dems appear to be protesters, their identity politics are creating a race to the bottom- where wealth and power are determined not by merit, but by how victimized one feels by their group identity. This will inevitably lead to in-party fighting among Democrats as we're starting to see when AOC and Kamala Harris accuse Pelosi and Schumer of racism.
      Trump is ahead of the curve and ahead of his time.

  • @NewMessage
    @NewMessage Před 4 lety +224

    Destroy Turkey's economy? He's gonna run for office in Turkey?!?!

    • @NARNONDU
      @NARNONDU Před 4 lety +13

      😂

    • @Aleyaha699
      @Aleyaha699 Před 4 lety +8

      @CZcams Moderator that was Trumplthinskins assertion, not libs. Pay attention.

    • @uzi6497
      @uzi6497 Před 4 lety +7

      lmao trumps a joke honestl. sending threats around on twitter. im young and i swear when i get into a fight i barely talk to the guy on phone. because if theres one thing ive learnt is that barking dogs dont bite

    • @smaragdwolf1
      @smaragdwolf1 Před 4 lety +1

      Not even the Turkish People would be SO stupid to elect Trump.
      And iam talking about the People who voted for a Law, that basically erased Democracy and give the President most of the Power in the Country.

    • @w1tchmom
      @w1tchmom Před 4 lety +3

      Doesn't tRump have hotels in Turkey? Just sayin'

  • @jamesl9371
    @jamesl9371 Před 4 lety +174

    I’m only interested in corruption. I love ❤️ corruption. I’m the best at corruption. Nobody does corruption like me

  • @spaceballs44
    @spaceballs44 Před 4 lety +28

    After Donald is out I’m sure there’s going to be laws put into place where the President does not get this much power.

    • @dg.262
      @dg.262 Před 2 lety +1

      spaceballs44:
      July 2021 , I keeper wondering when this is going to happen. We can't ever let tRump take the oath of office or anyone of his minions.

  • @kushagrachaturvedy2821
    @kushagrachaturvedy2821 Před 4 lety +310

    "I'm only interested in corruption."
    If so, then you can charge yourself with it.

    • @carlive9532
      @carlive9532 Před 4 lety +4

      Trump is only interested in corruption on his political rivals.

    • @andrewfrancis3683
      @andrewfrancis3683 Před 4 lety +1

      All politicians should do so. All of them are evil.

    • @couragekarnga8735
      @couragekarnga8735 Před 4 lety +7

      Especially because you keep blatantly committing and confessing to crimes!

    • @matsheen2564
      @matsheen2564 Před 4 lety +1

      He has not broken a law. So why would he?

    • @Michael-yl2iq
      @Michael-yl2iq Před 4 lety +1

      Why that is the relevant statement is this, if Trump was looking into Ukraine for his campaign it is wrong and illegal, if Trump was looking into corruption issues in Ukraine it is right and legal. You may think your comment cute but it doesn't really address the importance of that fact.

  • @advsenzoncube5869
    @advsenzoncube5869 Před 4 lety +22

    Coughing and breaking wind at the same time? Wow!

  • @JonStark117
    @JonStark117 Před 4 lety +101

    I can’t believe Eric Trump tried to use that as an argument...I think everyone in that room, and watching the interview...was thinking the same thing.

    • @mcreyrey
      @mcreyrey Před 4 lety +2

      I can.

    • @killerjoke2945
      @killerjoke2945 Před 4 lety +6

      Well he is the dumb one in a family of morons.... that says a lot.

    • @jillmorrow7422
      @jillmorrow7422 Před 4 lety +5

      We don't have to imagine Eric not knowing anything about Child Cancer or Charities 😑

    • @notsure1969
      @notsure1969 Před 4 lety +3

      I didn't even know Eric was allowed to talk.

    • @ericno4u
      @ericno4u Před 4 lety +1

      @@notsure1969 when there is literally no one else..he gets the call.

  • @DaveLugo79
    @DaveLugo79 Před 4 lety +154

    I mean technically he is correct that his wisdom is unmatched.
    No one over the age of 5 is as voluntarily ignorant as he is.

    • @easypeasy9584
      @easypeasy9584 Před 4 lety

      and who made you the judge

    • @vmo2851
      @vmo2851 Před 4 lety +17

      @@easypeasy9584 common sense made him the judge

  • @shauncampbell4371
    @shauncampbell4371 Před 4 lety +45

    “Pride goeth before destruction and a haughty spirit before a fall. - Proverbs 16:18

    • @sherryburrows2252
      @sherryburrows2252 Před 4 lety +3

      Well, the senile, ancient warlock of the 700 Club warned that Rump was risking "losing God's mandate"

    • @ZENSIBLE
      @ZENSIBLE Před 4 lety

      Kneega Plz!

    • @shauncampbell4371
      @shauncampbell4371 Před 4 lety +2

      ZENSIBLE not my words, just quoting them from the Bible as they are appropriate in this case. Trump’s fall is coming.

  • @civil_villain
    @civil_villain Před 4 lety +64

    I've lived through Nixon and Clinton, and like them or hate them, I found varying things worth respecting about both.
    I can't say the same for Trump. He's devoid of any redeemable qualities.

    • @LAVIN20
      @LAVIN20 Před 4 lety +7

      I agree. Republican or Democrat this is our country we are talking about

    • @eatmyshortsss4755
      @eatmyshortsss4755 Před 4 lety +2

      Appreciate your honesty

  • @epicon6
    @epicon6 Před 4 lety +70

    ”I only care about corruption” :) we can see that :)

    • @1911GreaterThanALL
      @1911GreaterThanALL Před 4 lety

      Evidence? Oh yea Mueller said there wasn't any.

    • @1911GreaterThanALL
      @1911GreaterThanALL Před 4 lety

      @NonyaBusiness! you need evidence....you lack evidence.

    • @jeffreyglenellen1188
      @jeffreyglenellen1188 Před 4 lety

      1911GreaterThanALL evidence? Don’t worry, I won’t even attempt to have a civilized conversation with you, can’t convince the clueless

    • @1911GreaterThanALL
      @1911GreaterThanALL Před 4 lety

      @@jeffreyglenellen1188 way to dodge the argument but ok.

  • @mg19cal
    @mg19cal Před 4 lety +190

    "Great and unmatched wisdom?"
    Yeah, if we're comparing it to 2 year olds

    • @aladdinsane848
      @aladdinsane848 Před 4 lety +29

      that´s an insult to all 2years old kids... even 2 year old oppossums

    • @BrokeredHeart
      @BrokeredHeart Před 4 lety +31

      My two year old nephew knows how to share, how to say thank you, and he can close an umbrella with ease.

    • @joybrautigam9529
      @joybrautigam9529 Před 4 lety +15

      that's an insult to 2 year olds. How about morons?

    • @wlee6685
      @wlee6685 Před 4 lety +13

      "Great and unmatched wisdom" man talk about your freakin super ego's.

    • @sunshine3914
      @sunshine3914 Před 4 lety +6

      Richard Parker, sad but true.

  • @AThagoras
    @AThagoras Před 4 lety +66

    "I'm only interested in corruption". Yes corruption does seem to be his number one priority.
    He corrupts everything he touches.

  • @NewMessage
    @NewMessage Před 4 lety +22

    He misspelled 'Greatly Unhinged'.

  • @KenHeslip
    @KenHeslip Před 4 lety +46

    "So much wisdom that I know everyone just LOVES a bragger."

  • @gloriamaggs5453
    @gloriamaggs5453 Před 4 lety +1

    Oh God....I could listen to Jim my Kimmel forever! Always a hoot! G.

  • @dirtbiketours
    @dirtbiketours Před 4 lety +571

    ""If you like Subpoena Colada's & gettin' caught in U-kraine..."

    • @justinstevenson2061
      @justinstevenson2061 Před 4 lety +8

      dirtbiketours haha I’m sure you should get some likes. Best comment lol

    • @randyjax09
      @randyjax09 Před 4 lety +7

      Bahahahaha that was great 🤣

    • @meljamz
      @meljamz Před 4 lety +6

      Really clever!!!!!

    • @gentillygirl545
      @gentillygirl545 Před 4 lety +10

      They'll cuff me and rough me and I'll be in deep pain.

    • @camctrail
      @camctrail Před 4 lety +2

      @Pat Micucci well, both of them are

  • @IAmSuzyQ
    @IAmSuzyQ Před 4 lety +325

    "If we nominate Trump, we will get destroyed.......and we will deserve it."
    -Lindsey Graham, May 3, 2016
    Looks like Nostradumbass was right! 👍

    • @holamoco
      @holamoco Před 4 lety +13

      @J. A. Stupid fascist

    • @robertquick6690
      @robertquick6690 Před 4 lety +8

      @J. A. Stands for Jack Ass... Whoda thunk... But seein' how your so far up drumpf's ass, be sure to say hello to Hannity.

    • @ricklozano50
      @ricklozano50 Před 4 lety +1

      A. trump is mr honesty?

    • @IcemanJuice
      @IcemanJuice Před 4 lety +8

      J. A. Lindsay graham said that. Is Lindsay a corrupt democrat too?

    • @mukamuka0
      @mukamuka0 Před 4 lety +6

      It's funny how Lindsey Graham change from then to now.

  • @IAmSuzyQ
    @IAmSuzyQ Před 4 lety +81

    "I, in my great and unmatched wisdom", have yet to learn how to work an umbrella. I also said our troops manned the airports, and rammed the ramparts, during the Revolutionary War. Now, I'm just waiting for my Mensa invite.👍Gah Blesh da Unidesh Schaces! 🇺🇸

    • @kbanghart
      @kbanghart Před 4 lety +2

      Commander in Thief Covfefe drinker and his followers will be upset by this post.

    • @IAmSuzyQ
      @IAmSuzyQ Před 4 lety +2

      @@kbanghart Oh well, it's not as if I've made any of it up, Trump did and said these things... Be mad at Dear Leader, not the one who pointed it out. 🤷🏼‍♀️ (Well, I did make up the Mensa part, but I'm sure he thinks he's smart enough.😉 Spoiler alert: He's wrong.🤭)
      Take care, Plen122!
      Have a good night!✌️💜 🇺🇸

    • @IAmSuzyQ
      @IAmSuzyQ Před 4 lety +3

      @John Thanks John! Trump's like a 24 hour a day, real life SNL skit! 😉 He is a bottomless pit of comedy material.

    • @collinscollins5595
      @collinscollins5595 Před 4 lety +1

      knuckles magee yeah he does. He is making a joke out of the United States of America. Hope you are not a commie.

    • @bajaboy27
      @bajaboy27 Před 4 lety +1

      You're a savage! 😂

  • @spoonface9698
    @spoonface9698 Před 4 lety +23

    You can see the kids behind him trying to stifle their laughs when he brought up Kanye West and Kim 😂

    • @jessicabruno1316
      @jessicabruno1316 Před 4 lety +3

      This is the dictionary definition of "laughing at you, not laughing with you."

  • @rebeccahopkins9522
    @rebeccahopkins9522 Před 4 lety +72

    “...like it was one of his casinos in Atlantic City” 💀

    • @thegreatanointedlordtrump.336
      @thegreatanointedlordtrump.336 Před 4 lety

      The fakes are not going to stop the great Trump. You can dance with me after my 2020 win.

    • @MonstersOfTheUniverse
      @MonstersOfTheUniverse Před 4 lety

      Rebecca Hopkins if you watch the dramatized and paraphrased version by schiff ....
      Stop drinking the msinstream kool aid....
      The msm is dead set against trump because he promised to drain the swamp

  • @dRumpfsadouchebag
    @dRumpfsadouchebag Před 4 lety +30

    Then be transparent and prove you care about corruption and show your taxes.. quit hiding everything..

    • @luckyfisher7240
      @luckyfisher7240 Před 4 lety

      If the I fukin R S doesn't have a problem with Trump's taxes, what exactly is your dumbass going to do with them? There is no requirements for POTUS to show his personal taxes. None.

  • @thomashughes_teh
    @thomashughes_teh Před 4 lety +199

    Reminder: The Wizard of Oz floated away on an uncontrollable balloon full of hot air and the fan base was just fine without him.

    • @johnandersen6752
      @johnandersen6752 Před 4 lety +3

      Thomas Hughes Joe Biden needed brain surgery a few decades back, Sanders had heart surgery, and Warren needs courage. Who's got the ruby red slippers?

    • @collinscollins5595
      @collinscollins5595 Před 4 lety +5

      John Andersen oh I am sure trump does because he is a whiny, victimized girly man according to what he says. Poor , poor whiny little girl.And he did say he is a witch. Talking about the witch-hunt. And he has been caught.

    • @collinscollins5595
      @collinscollins5595 Před 4 lety +2

      John Andersen trump defiantly has the red slippers . But he ain’t returning to Kansas. Although they clash with his orange face. Definitely not becoming of a wannabe dictator.

    • @bettym.3996
      @bettym.3996 Před 4 lety +2

      @@johnandersen6752 Well...i suppose he still needs the brain so the red slippers must belong to the real Americans, whether Democrat or Republican or Otherwise who know in our hearts he's a dictator having a wet dream. Maybe Carson can do the operation.

    • @chloekey8043
      @chloekey8043 Před 4 lety +1

      monokhem he’s referring to the movie, not the books

  • @cheknfaks
    @cheknfaks Před 4 lety +9

    Yes, he's obliterated Turkey before..And it was the entire turkey at Thanksgiving. Total annihilation.

  • @JaimeMesChiens
    @JaimeMesChiens Před 4 lety +52

    When I first read “my great and unmatched wisdom,” I HONESTLY thought that I was reading a spoof account.
    I am serious.

    • @ddigiorgio8438
      @ddigiorgio8438 Před 4 lety

      Yes, I thought it was a spoof on the Wizard of Oz - man behind the curtain - the great and powerful OZ" - a charlatan.

    • @Rugelacharugula
      @Rugelacharugula Před 4 lety

      Me too! Sadly that is the norm now...What used to look like an obvious SNL sketch...

    • @Rugelacharugula
      @Rugelacharugula Před 4 lety +1

      @V. V Yup. Birtherism, intelligent design, trickle down economics. Heck, liberals even elected a guy who'd been bankrupt 5 times!!! They'll fall for anything.

    • @cmnsnserite9944
      @cmnsnserite9944 Před 4 lety

      @V. V how sad that u must put forth effort to defend such an idiot

  • @leetraviusmckay314
    @leetraviusmckay314 Před 4 lety +404

    "he will run Turkey into the ground like it was one of his casinos in Atlantic City"

    • @jackm1091
      @jackm1091 Před 4 lety +7

      @CZcams Moderator Did you even watch the video?

    • @-theislander-5888
      @-theislander-5888 Před 4 lety +17

      CZcams Moderator my ass hair is more inspiring.

    • @jackm1091
      @jackm1091 Před 4 lety +9

      @CZcams Moderator Ah, I see. You're either light-speed stupid, or a half-assed troll. Either way, not worth any reasonable person's time.

    •  Před 4 lety

      That's only the beginning. He'll do the same with Social Security, healthcare, education, the economy. In fact, he already has.

    •  Před 4 lety +2

      @CZcams Moderator You live in a Gulag

  • @leetraviusmckay314
    @leetraviusmckay314 Před 4 lety +150

    Trump "I do care about corruption"
    Kimmel "so do we and that's why you're getting impeached"

    • @abraxas546
      @abraxas546 Před 4 lety

      okay 👍🏻

    • @philliesphan312
      @philliesphan312 Před 4 lety

      Well jimmy is constitutional scholar so if he says Trump will be impeached then I have to listen. I think he went to law school during the man show.

  • @nayinayi1
    @nayinayi1 Před 4 lety +16

    Those children will sue their parents when they grow up - who made them stand behind that lunatic!!!

    • @kimclark1352
      @kimclark1352 Před 4 lety +1

      I know what is it that he always has random Black people standing behind him?

    • @nayinayi1
      @nayinayi1 Před 4 lety +1

      ​@@kimclark1352​Using them as props for political gains! That whole thing was cringe worthy!

    • @kimclark1352
      @kimclark1352 Před 4 lety

      @@nayinayi1 And also Pathetic

  • @billthecat666
    @billthecat666 Před 4 lety +4

    He was only kidding is a great defense. Can the rest of us use that in court?

  • @markamark123
    @markamark123 Před 4 lety +256

    “Last November I pardoned the Turkey. This year no more!”

    • @couragekarnga8735
      @couragekarnga8735 Před 4 lety +12

      "Unless the turkey pays in cash!"

    • @melissaspier4840
      @melissaspier4840 Před 4 lety +3

      @@melihozturk2619 he's talking about the BIRD ... TURKEY... we bake... fry... roast... for Thanksgiving.... NOW say something like.... SORRY 🤷‍♀️

    • @melihozturk2619
      @melihozturk2619 Před 4 lety +6

      @@melissaspier4840 Kinda woosh huh? Lmao sorry but still America's kurdish allies are terrorists.

    • @IcemanJuice
      @IcemanJuice Před 4 lety +3

      Those turkeys have been receiving a free ride from U.S. taxpayers for far too long. No more! And Canada will pay to have her slaughtered!

    • @melissaspier4840
      @melissaspier4840 Před 4 lety +1

      @@melihozturk2619 and thanx for the apology.... sorry about the fun being lobbed against TURKEY (the bird) I'm not familiar enough with the dictator of Turkey the country... however as AMERICANS in the MILITARY means that you don't LEAVE... no man left behind...

  • @kiltxan1642
    @kiltxan1642 Před 4 lety +37

    Why are the captions on automatically for Jimmy Kimmel???

    • @LeoDeStino
      @LeoDeStino Před 4 lety

      So they can watch it people with hearing issues.

    • @kiltxan1642
      @kiltxan1642 Před 4 lety +2

      @@LeoDeStino The option is there to turn it on if they want to. Majority of people dont have hearing issues.

    • @annek1226
      @annek1226 Před 4 lety +2

      Turn them off! Simple! Tap on video, tap on three dots in right hand corner, tap on captions, tap off!

    • @kiltxan1642
      @kiltxan1642 Před 4 lety +1

      @@annek1226 Ain't nobody got time for that!

  • @WillNewcomb
    @WillNewcomb Před 4 lety +7

    This should be hilarious, but it's downright terrifying!

  • @BlueSpirit.
    @BlueSpirit. Před 4 lety +80

    He won’t “obliterate Turkeys economy “, because he has a hotel in Istanbul.

    • @aaroneagle2338
      @aaroneagle2338 Před 4 lety +4

      Maybe he means he’ll build a casino there

    • @CraftyNHGirl
      @CraftyNHGirl Před 4 lety +7

      Definitely explains why he keeps kissing The President of Turkey's
      A$$! Pretty sad that this BOZO is more concerned about his friggin hotel in TURKEY than he is this entire country! Get him out of there before he does more damage than he already has! At the rate he's going we won't have ANY ALLIES LEFT and Seriously consider this... If you are still supporting this EU Sudafed Pill Popping - Cocaine doing LUNATIC then you can gladly go join him at his hotel in Turkey and keep kissing his ass and stroking his ego there!!!

    • @bucky13
      @bucky13 Před 4 lety

      Not really.. The guy that owns "Trump Tower" in Turkey pays Trump to put his name on it.

    • @lotusauer4785
      @lotusauer4785 Před 4 lety +1

      bucky13 no, trump paid $10million during its construction to get the rights to plaster his name all over it.

    • @yt.personal.identification
      @yt.personal.identification Před 4 lety +1

      Nope...he has 2

  • @izzybrown3218
    @izzybrown3218 Před 4 lety +28

    thank you jimmy kimmel for discussing this crap and making it funny

  • @furball8967
    @furball8967 Před 4 lety +32

    This is one of Jimmy’s BEST performanes....Trump provides the best mateterial. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @kittyspit628
    @kittyspit628 Před 4 lety +2

    I love how your show has become my new news channel. Great stuff Jimmy!

  • @jasoncarter1869
    @jasoncarter1869 Před 4 lety +79

    "I don't care about politics...I only care about corruption"
    I mean you're so good at corruption...of course you care about it...

    • @ishawnj2920
      @ishawnj2920 Před 4 lety +1

      @Adi-LMNOP Yep, Biden too Trumps just stupider at it.

  • @hodaka1000
    @hodaka1000 Před 4 lety +24

    Corruption? Oh you mean golf at Mar a Lago at the tax payers expense.

    • @alanmorris4895
      @alanmorris4895 Před 4 lety

      hodaka1000 every president goes on vacations on the taxpayers expense. So thats a really good point

    • @alanmorris4895
      @alanmorris4895 Před 4 lety

      monokhem when did clinton or obama own property own property to bill?

  • @rheap129
    @rheap129 Před 4 lety +14

    "Great and unmatched wisdom...?" This dude thinks he's God...

  • @deniseboldea1624
    @deniseboldea1624 Před 4 lety +6

    Somewhere in the great beyond, Caligula is looking down saying "Yay! I'm no longer the craziest ruler in History!"

  • @frankie1012
    @frankie1012 Před 4 lety +39

    Why is he screaming with a deep throat voice during chopper talk? He truly is losing his mind.

    • @dorien7480
      @dorien7480 Před 4 lety +6

      He lost his mind a long time ago, as he ever had one😉

    • @frankie1012
      @frankie1012 Před 4 lety +2

      Daniel Chen.... I love that. Absolutely perfect trump brain description.

  • @katiewenta
    @katiewenta Před 4 lety +11

    Key position in a political system. “I don’t care about politics.”
    Preschool teacher: “I don’t care about children.”
    Oi.

  • @44SirLoopalot
    @44SirLoopalot Před 4 lety +3

    My suggestion: Gary Busey as Trump.

  • @FaithMatini
    @FaithMatini Před 4 lety +3

    What did the 700 club guy say at the end? I couldn’t understand him.

  • @americanboy7040
    @americanboy7040 Před 4 lety +23

    DT: “I have done it!”
    What have you done?
    When?
    where?
    How?
    Any proof(s)?

    • @naotamf1588
      @naotamf1588 Před 4 lety

      so you agree that your president is an empty bag of farts? If the words of your highest representative are meaningless and are not "supposed" to be taken serious, than be not surpriesed to be treated as a joke by the international community as well.
      He is now clearly handing Putin everything over. They probably planed to do that at a calmer pace but now that an impeachment seams close, a totalitarian regime is probably trumps only way out without handcuffs.

  • @Kelz_X
    @Kelz_X Před 4 lety +47

    I love how the woman is staring at Trump in the thumbnail 🤣

  • @shakthidhasan4544
    @shakthidhasan4544 Před 4 lety +27

    I've subscribed and there is no way in hell im closing my eyes when this train wreck comes on. Kimmel is hilarious.

  • @fabianfarbeyond558
    @fabianfarbeyond558 Před 4 lety +4

    Pat Robertson just SHARTED💨💩on national TV. That's what happens when old men don't retire gracefully.

  • @hrhtreeoflife4815
    @hrhtreeoflife4815 Před 4 lety +3

    👸 I am the Queen.
    I am declaring a new holiday.
    WHISTLEBLOWER DAY
    Everyone, go buy a whistle.
    BLOW, BLOW, BLOW
    Blow that whistle.

  • @Opus313
    @Opus313 Před 4 lety +81

    At this rate, Donald will be on the cover of "Doing Time" magazine.
    Inmate of the Year, 2020!

  • @1wer819
    @1wer819 Před 4 lety +34

    Our children need so much. Mother's need a decent income to be able to provide housing, food and clothing.
    This government talks and talks in between their VERY sustainable meals and meetings in proposterous Frump hotels. Meanwhile...
    I am grateful for nutrition assistance to feed my granddaughter.

  • @ufftatabummbumm
    @ufftatabummbumm Před 4 lety +44

    Trump: “I'm only interested in corruption.“
    First time he told the truth lol

  • @Artkidtek
    @Artkidtek Před 4 lety

    The captions are on point, damn. Usually they write the most darndest things in the captions lol

  • @teresem9674
    @teresem9674 Před 4 lety +18

    Lock HIM Up!!!!

  • @itsallGudmin
    @itsallGudmin Před 4 lety +60

    IMPEACH

    • @Saltie
      @Saltie Před 4 lety +2

      sayesh shrestha y? He made America way better than it has been

    • @societynewsnetwork5973
      @societynewsnetwork5973 Před 4 lety +13

      @@Saltie what the hell you been smoking? I need some that you Trump ass kisser

    • @moreland3315
      @moreland3315 Před 4 lety

      @@societynewsnetwork5973 i mean they are not lying since trump has been president tthe unemployment rates went down, Almost 4 million jobs created since the 2016 election, Almost 3.9 million Americans have been lifted off food stamps since the election, We reformed the Medicare program to stop hospitals from overcharging low-income seniors on their drugs-saving seniors hundreds of millions of dollars this year alone.

    • @randomname6475
      @randomname6475 Před 4 lety +4

      @@Saltie Because he violated the law. More than once. The President isn't immune from being held accountable. It's the duty of the government and of the American people to hold representatives accountable for their actions. Trump has allowed corruption to run rampant and he's conducted himself like a mob boss. Hes unfit to serve. It's simple.

    • @collinscollins5595
      @collinscollins5595 Před 4 lety

      Saltie What you want communism?

  • @FrayJaeBen
    @FrayJaeBen Před 4 lety +9

    "America Deserves Better"!
    Should be Biden's slogan.😂🤣

    • @JSkyGemini
      @JSkyGemini Před 4 lety +2

      Canadian here and the thing I say to my American cousins is You can do better, you can do a Lot better and we all know it.
      I was surprised when Biden showed up to the race, tbh. He seems to be older in his head than in actual years and I can't take him seriously for some reason. Bernie's Nothing like that, always sharp and always on point ...and older than Biden, iirc.

  • @exdoode
    @exdoode Před 4 lety

    I have to say, I really like Jimmy Kimmel... it doesn't get much better than this!!

  • @lindaleelaw5277
    @lindaleelaw5277 Před 4 lety +6

    CONGRESS time to tweak the laws to take any President like this out, immediately.

    • @vidyasonavane9602
      @vidyasonavane9602 Před 4 lety

      Lindalee Law unfortunately can't happen with the republican thugs in congress...even swamp animals follow nature's laws.

  • @flaviantropy
    @flaviantropy Před 4 lety +73

    "Can you blow my whistle baby" - Flo Rida

    • @SliceofBread123
      @SliceofBread123 Před 4 lety +1

      Great song, great song

    • @brianralph5036
      @brianralph5036 Před 4 lety

      he wants to know the whistle blowers name because he thinks it's a porn star

  • @ebony888
    @ebony888 Před 4 lety +1

    That cough shart at the end 😩🤣🤣😂😂

  • @JohnnyPunish
    @JohnnyPunish Před 4 lety +5

    "In my Great and Unmatched Wisdom, I declare Trump is Insane" Signed, Caligula

  • @mrdfac
    @mrdfac Před 4 lety +43

    "I only care about corruption!"
    D.J.Trump.

    • @markrayes2973
      @markrayes2973 Před 4 lety +3

      ... because no one is more corrupt than him

    • @garywheeler7039
      @garywheeler7039 Před 4 lety +1

      Should be the words on his tombstone!

    • @mikecooper8462
      @mikecooper8462 Před 4 lety

      ".... and I will commit it to the best of my ability."

  • @Sydnysun11
    @Sydnysun11 Před 4 lety +9

    He should know a lot about corruption he is the poster child for it!

  • @fredfrond6148
    @fredfrond6148 Před 4 lety +3

    Hey brother have you seen the newest Netflix movie: “ORANGE IS THE NEW ORANGE.” 🤣🤣🤣

  • @gop108
    @gop108 Před 4 lety +1

    Let's hope that the beautiful country of America will get interested in STOPPING CORRUPTION 💖💖💖

  • @ryssi8467
    @ryssi8467 Před 4 lety +3

    Sometimes I feel like I can hear aunt chippy laughing in the background

  • @karinbarger9192
    @karinbarger9192 Před 4 lety +4

    Look at the look on those young people’s faces.

  • @johnbundner
    @johnbundner Před 4 lety +4

    All we need now is Mr Rogers trolley train to Clarksville to complete our journey!

  • @bluetoad2001
    @bluetoad2001 Před 4 lety

    the casino gag is pretty funny along with the Wizard. the writers on this show are pretty good. thanks for posting

  • @em-tee-4583
    @em-tee-4583 Před 4 lety +8

    If it is Pence, I will lose it. 😂

    • @WitzyZed
      @WitzyZed Před 4 lety

      MT45 *L O D E S T A R*

  • @Watch_Dog_World
    @Watch_Dog_World Před 4 lety +15

    He is right no one in this world has any match with his WISDOM!

    • @rhondah1587
      @rhondah1587 Před 4 lety +1

      You might find a few in a mental hospital. LOL

    • @SpaceForceCommander
      @SpaceForceCommander Před 4 lety +1

      Or his stupidity (outside of his own family).

    • @Watch_Dog_World
      @Watch_Dog_World Před 4 lety

      @@rhondah1587 In Mental Hospital they don't know whats going on but DT knows his wisdom. LOL

    • @BMORETODAY
      @BMORETODAY Před 4 lety

      Whoa. lol

  • @n.g.h.calmarena7013
    @n.g.h.calmarena7013 Před 4 lety +11

    "I'm only interested in corruption", (Donald Trump, as above, president of the U.S.) We believe you. (LOL)

  • @Xergecuz
    @Xergecuz Před 4 lety +2

    Wait, I'm interested in learning more about this shelter network in Mexico.

  • @jedi1josh
    @jedi1josh Před 4 lety +4

    Unmatched alright

  • @desmondmilesss6121
    @desmondmilesss6121 Před 4 lety +11

    Love Jimmy Kimmel

  • @Drnardinov
    @Drnardinov Před 4 lety

    i just skip the vids and go directly to the constantly changing appeals for a thumbs up at the end. Always funny!!!

  • @Chris-hp9be
    @Chris-hp9be Před 4 lety +9

    His last 2 years have taught me to just sit back and enjoy his idiocy

    • @kdogg6781
      @kdogg6781 Před 4 lety

      when you say his idiocy.. are you referring to his policies that have lead to lowest unemployment rates in HISTORY... or, the highest economic rates in HISTORY??.. or maybe it's the peace deal he made w n. korea?.. or the trade deals he's made w/ multiple countries?... please.. do share.

    • @Chris-hp9be
      @Chris-hp9be Před 4 lety +1

      Ronald Jones Exactly.?? Okay lets see
      Mexico was supposed to pay for the wall but did not
      Hillary Clinton was suppose to get locked up but is not
      Trickledown economy was supposed to work but it only end up giving the billionaires more tax cut
      He says he has a plan for replacing Obamacare but did not
      Shall i go on.?

  • @pvthitch
    @pvthitch Před 4 lety +14

    I'm actually impressed that a man his age can squat like that. (not counting football coaches)

    • @M_SC
      @M_SC Před 4 lety +1

      pvthitch most western people cant squat like that. Asian people always sit like that in public because they don’t want to touch the ground. But we stop doing that in about kindergarten

  • @chellebelle914
    @chellebelle914 Před 4 lety +48

    God I would love to know what his actual IQ is because I think it's actually LOWER than I thought which is staggering 🤯

    • @kbanghart
      @kbanghart Před 4 lety +2

      @Rob C you're too kind

    • @kbanghart
      @kbanghart Před 4 lety +2

      Well, consider we all know animals that act smarter...

    • @oldrrocr
      @oldrrocr Před 4 lety

      "bless his heart" - medication can only do so much.

    • @spokoman23
      @spokoman23 Před 4 lety +1

      I too am interested in what the IQ of an actual stable genius is

    • @WitzyZed
      @WitzyZed Před 4 lety

      Can this be like one of those games on the price is right? Which is greater, his weight or his IQ. 🤔🤔🤔 HMMMMMMMMM

  • @dionkelly8420
    @dionkelly8420 Před 4 lety +3

    Sounds like the old guy coughed and farted at the same time. Is there a rule on TV that says people can't do that?

  • @oldrrocr
    @oldrrocr Před 4 lety +3

    Threatening Turkey? Don't we have AF Bases there?
    What a buffoon! "Bless his heart"

  • @JeremySeanHector
    @JeremySeanHector Před 4 lety +5

    Lol Eric wrote an op ed 😂😂😂

    • @WitzyZed
      @WitzyZed Před 4 lety

      Jeremy Sean Hector isn’t he adorable? I hope dada put it on the fridge.

  • @geodez2959
    @geodez2959 Před 4 lety +5

    Of course he was joking when addressing China. Remember he's a CLOWN.

  • @jrm371
    @jrm371 Před 4 lety

    The Judge Judy joke was hilarious lol

  • @bingo5694
    @bingo5694 Před 4 lety

    If this was Judge Judy, he'd be out before the first mesothelioma commercial." Comic gold.

  • @blehblah9233
    @blehblah9233 Před 4 lety +5

    Turn off the auto captions.

  • @hippolimbicoVIII
    @hippolimbicoVIII Před 4 lety +9

    Hate the automatic captions wtf!! Love Kimmel though 😊😙

    • @haveagoodday5737
      @haveagoodday5737 Před 4 lety

      Turn it off. I have to do it every time

    • @hippolimbicoVIII
      @hippolimbicoVIII Před 4 lety +2

      I do obviously, and that's what bothers me.. that i have to do it every single time.

  • @isabellemessou9024
    @isabellemessou9024 Před 4 lety

    Great comments Jimmy.

  • @jrbland18
    @jrbland18 Před 4 lety +1

    IM SO GLAD YOU TELL US THE TRUTH ABOUT POLITICS. OH AND LOVE YPUR SHOW.

  • @ConnorMalbeuf
    @ConnorMalbeuf Před 4 lety +10

    Trump has to GO

  • @StormChasrJosh
    @StormChasrJosh Před 4 lety +25

    Bye bye DT🤷🏻‍♂️ wouldn’t wanna be ya😆

    • @pg9193
      @pg9193 Před 4 lety +3

      isn't it "see ya" instead of "bye bye"?!?

    • @justtrumpem4849
      @justtrumpem4849 Před 4 lety +2

      Not going anywhere.

    • @justtrumpem4849
      @justtrumpem4849 Před 4 lety +1

      @Jeff Driscoll you're the same person that says they will move to Canada.. good luck with that dippy. Their immigration laws are stricter than ours. If you used your brain like the rest of us god fearing conservatives then you would know that. But keep being a brain washed slave to your mainstream media. Have fun voting for pedos.

    • @StormChasrJosh
      @StormChasrJosh Před 4 lety

      P G close enough 😂 where’s Mark Cuban when we need him😭😂 oye I feel y’all I just don’t want Trump killing us

  • @kelly0088
    @kelly0088 Před 4 lety +1

    Love Kimmel!

  • @bethhayes2152
    @bethhayes2152 Před 4 lety

    Jimmy.kimmel is brilliant hits the nail on the head every time.