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  • @MissBlueEyeliner
    @MissBlueEyeliner Před 5 lety +297

    Why does the president, of any country, have time to keep track of their likes on Twitter?

    • @couragekarnga8735
      @couragekarnga8735 Před 5 lety +14

      Considering some of his policies, that might be best for us all.

    • @AndriesTom
      @AndriesTom Před 5 lety +16

      Trump was only 'manager' because his daddy had enough money to bail him out of bankruptcies, which the Russians took over later (via NRC and Deutsche Bank).
      Anyone observing this narcistic sociopath behaviour and his record breaking turnovers understands he's incapable to manage even himself.
      His father should have opened a can of whoopass instead of a can of money if he wanted to help his son. But these people do not understand there's value besides money and the power it brings.
      Can't live without money,
      yet the best things in life are free and given.

    • @opaldeadventureersubscribe7825
      @opaldeadventureersubscribe7825 Před 5 lety +8

      He needs to feed his ego as often as possible. Technically he's unstable in the mind and takes every action based on what his ego tells him. Very dangerous to do especially if you're the president of a Country...

    •  Před 5 lety +1

      you act like the president should spend every second of the day being president... you know he probably has a few hours to himself before going to bed at night?

    • @opaldeadventureersubscribe7825
      @opaldeadventureersubscribe7825 Před 5 lety +11

      @ I think the main point is that the President of our country is concerned about how many likes his tweets are getting... does that sound like something the president should be talking about to the press???? He sounds like a teenage girl who only just discovered myspace...

  • @myself047
    @myself047 Před 5 lety +442

    This is USA now. The President is more concerned about "Likes" and "ReTweets". Wow.

    • @Courier_333
      @Courier_333 Před 5 lety +9

      He's concerned about corporate bias which is real lol

    • @joachimschoder
      @joachimschoder Před 5 lety +43

      Trump - The most insecure man in the world

    • @couragekarnga8735
      @couragekarnga8735 Před 5 lety +1

      We live in a society.

    • @swampy6194
      @swampy6194 Před 5 lety +32

      @@joachimschoder Trump...the world's oldest teenager.

    • @galacticwarlock2271
      @galacticwarlock2271 Před 5 lety +16

      What he did today was defend hate speech while stating peaceful boycotting was vicious.

  • @simogalile5640
    @simogalile5640 Před 5 lety +27

    "Have you tried unplugging it and plugging it back in" That is hilarious xD

    • @hagakurekikigaki2390
      @hagakurekikigaki2390 Před 5 lety +1

      can u see this comment? sincerely* im showing u EXACTLY* whats happening

    • @maazkalim
      @maazkalim Před 5 lety

      @@hagakurekikigaki2390 Yeah, it definitely is! 😂😂😂

    • @hagakurekikigaki2390
      @hagakurekikigaki2390 Před 4 lety

      @@maazkalim no kid, its not, your fascistic party is shadow-banning Tulsi Gabbard and blaming her support on....yup, the russiians!....theyre meddling in our elections

  • @marylamanna3325
    @marylamanna3325 Před 5 lety +31

    I’m soooo glad to be a CANADIAN!

    • @Goatchild90
      @Goatchild90 Před 4 lety +1

      same

    • @busterjacobs0545
      @busterjacobs0545 Před 4 lety

      It’s a nightmare down here.. 😩

    • @marylamanna3325
      @marylamanna3325 Před 4 lety +1

      Aran Rasekhi His name is JUSTIN TRUDEAU & he does more for Canadians than that idiot Trump does for Americans!

    • @marylamanna3325
      @marylamanna3325 Před 4 lety

      Buster Jacobs Sorry that you live in a country where the leader advises injecting disinfectants into humans to ward off Covid19!

    • @marylamanna3325
      @marylamanna3325 Před 4 lety

      BkzyMC you may be right but we are definitely better than TRUMPVILLE!

  • @carolyngrinberg6889
    @carolyngrinberg6889 Před 5 lety +95

    I just love it when he calls himself a stable genius. Guess he doesn't know what lives in a stable, although he's certainly familiar with what gets shoveled out.

    • @tripwire4727
      @tripwire4727 Před 4 lety +3

      Awsome joke! Shoulda got more likes!

    • @awddfg
      @awddfg Před 3 lety +3

      @@realgabrielflandes *_Aw, an angry maga boy._*

    • @dukegregory5458
      @dukegregory5458 Před 2 lety

      Instablaster

  • @symbian74
    @symbian74 Před 5 lety +56

    It used to go up...
    Melania : "Yes, small as it is, it used to go up."

  • @buch1224
    @buch1224 Před 5 lety +60

    It's called self control. Mother

  • @13katecoombs
    @13katecoombs Před 5 lety +6

    "So great looking and smart, a true Stable Genius!" Most people, starting at about age 10, don't talk like that unless they're joking around with their friends.

  • @beckv8526
    @beckv8526 Před 5 lety +215

    What? He actually sits and watches his likes adding up? When does he work at being president?

    • @j.c.a2872
      @j.c.a2872 Před 5 lety +28

      that IS him being president, the rest of his time is for the golf course

    • @beckv8526
      @beckv8526 Před 5 lety +3

      @@j.c.a2872 Doh! Yes, you're right.

    • @makokoro9073
      @makokoro9073 Před 5 lety +8

      Did you actually think he works?

    • @makokoro9073
      @makokoro9073 Před 5 lety +2

      @@pl2585 can you imagine if he was doing that while taking a dump? Hahaha

    • @AndriesTom
      @AndriesTom Před 5 lety +1

      Work? You must be kidding?
      As a president? Hilarious! Putin is still recovering from his successful experiment to get Trmp elected ...

  • @robertfeight1205
    @robertfeight1205 Před 5 lety +188

    When the world asks if society could possibly become even more bonkers, the Cosmos answers.

    • @couragekarnga8735
      @couragekarnga8735 Před 5 lety +6

      Maybe we should stop asking.

    • @timmyinthewell1
      @timmyinthewell1 Před 5 lety +4

      @@couragekarnga8735 I almost asked "How could it get any worse?"..but I wont. Because Cosmos.

    • @robertfeight1205
      @robertfeight1205 Před 5 lety +3

      @@couragekarnga8735 Waaaaay ahead of you. If I wanted to experience surreal mania I'd try Ayahuasca. At this point it'd probably be more sane.

    • @freema9246
      @freema9246 Před 5 lety

      Robert freight, didnt you make unwanted sexual advances toward susy in summer of 1877???

    • @lapislazuli06
      @lapislazuli06 Před 5 lety +1

      At this point, I don't want to know...

  • @estheraiyeniwon9551
    @estheraiyeniwon9551 Před 5 lety +71

    😭😭😭😭😭😭 USA please let this stop!!!!! I don’t think we could handle another 4 years of this madness.

    • @travv88
      @travv88 Před 5 lety +2

      Keep crying those sweet, sweet liberal tears :)

    • @estheraiyeniwon9551
      @estheraiyeniwon9551 Před 5 lety +11

      trav v I’m so sorry for you. It’s unbelievable.

    • @renegade5130
      @renegade5130 Před 5 lety +10

      @@travv88 well I'm definitely not a liberal and I'm telling you that the country you know and grew up in will not survive if Trump is reelected. We will be heading into the dystopian nightmare that we love to watch in movies. This is much bigger than liberals or conservatives. The future of our country and possibly the world is at stake.

    • @matthewa1814
      @matthewa1814 Před 5 lety +1

      Buckle up for four more years. 👐👐👐 weeeeeeeeeeee

    • @cy8125
      @cy8125 Před 5 lety +7

      @@tysargent9647 Not everyone that dislikes Trump and his demeaning behavior is a liberal. I am so disappointed with my fellow Republicans that excuse and support his behavior. If a liberal behaved the way he does, the republicans, especially the so-called Christian ones, would have had a fit. But they accept if from this glorified attention whore just because he claims to be of the same political party? I have disliked Trump since the 80s when I was a kid, because he was basically just Biff from Back the the Future 2 even then. He is just a buffoon, a living cartoon character. I never liked Hillary, either. But Republicans should have never let a cartoon character become the only option- there is no excuse.

  • @gohumberto
    @gohumberto Před 5 lety +420

    The USA went from Abe Lincoln, the constitution, and the bill of rights, to a President bragging about his Tweets like a 13 year old LA kid.

    • @ShawnLH88
      @ShawnLH88 Před 5 lety +8

      abe lincoln wasnt that great...why does everyone think he's a beacon of light?? he only freed the slaves to end the war...not because he wanted to (he had slaves too)

    • @ImranKhan-iv8ut
      @ImranKhan-iv8ut Před 5 lety +10

      @@ShawnLH88 regardless, he was one of the best presidents US had

    • @LordCommandor
      @LordCommandor Před 5 lety +7

      I just realized, we are living a real live episode of Twilight Zone the obsolete man.

    • @zenobiaookpik
      @zenobiaookpik Před 5 lety +11

      @@ShawnLH88 Lincoln DID NOT own slaves and he considered slavery morally wrong. Maybe you're getting Lincoln mixed up with Jefferson or Washington.

    • @nikkinonose9316
      @nikkinonose9316 Před 5 lety +6

      shawn, lincoln was head of the anti-slavery party,thecGrandOleParty,the Republican party fighting to end slavery

  • @seriesjunkie0074
    @seriesjunkie0074 Před 5 lety +116

    *I gotta stop asking Trump supporters: "How stupid can you be?"*
    *They seem to see it as a challenge.*

    • @gael4809
      @gael4809 Před 5 lety +5

      Lol democrat voters talking about stupidity. Now that's a punchline. Btw how many genders are there? Very easy question unless you're a liberal

    • @helloly
      @helloly Před 5 lety +4

      @@x76shotz- Gael is so original with that comment. Must be patting herself right now 😂🤣

    • @dark9oni
      @dark9oni Před 5 lety +5

      Gael N. You can’t be that stupid can you?? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤡🤡🤡 like come on

    • @Willy_Tepes
      @Willy_Tepes Před 5 lety +2

      The left is trying to silence the part of the population who is armed to the teeth. How stupid can you be?
      Antifa: "Hold my soy latte"

    • @russellcampbell9198
      @russellcampbell9198 Před 5 lety +1

      Good one.

  • @rodneyseymon9174
    @rodneyseymon9174 Před 5 lety +341

    The Trump Space Force is the incredibly large empty space between his ears

    • @raymartinez5155
      @raymartinez5155 Před 5 lety +3

      Lol

    • @makokoro9073
      @makokoro9073 Před 5 lety +1

      And his legs

    • @k.t.harmon343
      @k.t.harmon343 Před 5 lety +2

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾

    • @13carrolltm
      @13carrolltm Před 5 lety

      And his legs.

    • @13carrolltm
      @13carrolltm Před 5 lety +1

      @@makokoro9073 damn...stole your comment on accident. My bad haha. I thought I was clever.

  • @TomHendricksMusea
    @TomHendricksMusea Před 5 lety +120

    The President calls for a space force, "and the aliens are going to pay for it."

    • @hazukichanx408
      @hazukichanx408 Před 4 lety +3

      "They'll supply all the technology we'll be using, or else, and this is true, I've told them, we're not messing around, we're going to nuke our whole planet. Yeah, gotta show 'em who's boss."

    • @leafy57
      @leafy57 Před 4 lety +1

      Yes

    • @conniebarnes9274
      @conniebarnes9274 Před 4 lety +1

      Tom Hendricks, great line. LOL

    • @Miguel_Cam
      @Miguel_Cam Před 4 lety +1

      That's a good one hahaha.

  • @sw_fit50s
    @sw_fit50s Před 5 lety +52

    These people don't realise that they just make it sound like they can't be trusted with the opposite sex! Sad! 😂

    • @Solidseifer1
      @Solidseifer1 Před 5 lety +5

      It's because they can't be trusted with the opposite sex

    • @AM-ig8cq
      @AM-ig8cq Před 5 lety +13

      Or maybe they don’t want any chance of a sexual assault allegation in today’s climate. I think it’s reasonable for a politician to take all necessary precautions

    • @masterchief9291
      @masterchief9291 Před 5 lety +3

      @@AM-ig8cq people deliberately ignore that obvious conclusion.

    • @peculiarlittleman5303
      @peculiarlittleman5303 Před 5 lety +2

      @@AM-ig8cq Thank you.

    • @owengordon6207
      @owengordon6207 Před 4 lety +1

      That segment was particularly tone deaf. Its so he cant be accused of impropriety. Witnesses make false accusations go away. Like Keanu Reeves and his hovering hands in fan photos. Come on man.

  • @brandybarnett9953
    @brandybarnett9953 Před 5 lety +33

    We aren’t interested in the intelligence briefing, but we have time to count our Twitter likes. What does this say about us as a country when this is our leader

  • @AwkwrdPrtMskrt
    @AwkwrdPrtMskrt Před 5 lety +32

    Great-looking? Smart? Stable genius? Wha?

    • @AwkwrdPrtMskrt
      @AwkwrdPrtMskrt Před 5 lety +3

      The problem is, who does he want to impress?

  • @bonesonstones1
    @bonesonstones1 Před 5 lety +74

    The fact that I can't discern whether those tweets Jimmy read are actually real or a writer's joke is absolutely mind blowing.

    • @vidhatbandi6253
      @vidhatbandi6253 Před 5 lety

      wrong. if you even know what the summit was. And no, it wasn't an event that gathered "conspiracy theorists and extremists", it was conservate outlets. My friend went to the event. CZcams demonitizes their content, Instagram deletes posts and accounts, as well as prevent people from liking posts, Facebook takes down their pages, and Twitter shadowbans and tampers with page activity. These companies have testified in congress numerous times with PROOF that it's true. Look up Project Veritas. Unfortunately, you're just a sheep like the others and will have your head up your ass so far, that you can't do any research and actually live with truth. This isn't the only time JIMMY LIED. If you watch the WHOLE PRESS CONFERENCE, Trump gives an anecdotal experience, which has actually happened to conservatives on social media. Do you research yourself stupid...

    • @bonesonstones1
      @bonesonstones1 Před 5 lety +7

      @@vidhatbandi6253 you are a nutjob 😂

    • @astoerbrauck
      @astoerbrauck Před 3 lety

      @@vidhatbandi6253 But I checked some of the tweets Jimmy mentioned, they were on Trumps Twitter page, he posted them. And as we all know by now, parts of the GOP became a cult like party, what you call conservatives, are conspiracy theorists for others. To Trump, white supremacists and the proud boys are good people, to many other not.

    • @astoerbrauck
      @astoerbrauck Před 3 lety +1

      @@bonesonstones1 Trumpist's seem to be a new weird form of human beings. No matter what he does and how he lies, they still defend him. Just look as it now, he still thinks he Quote :"Won the election by a lot". And his followers think so, too.

  • @MaximusEugenius
    @MaximusEugenius Před 5 lety +19

    If Robert Foster buys a Chastit-He-Belt in the next 10 mins, he could get the second one free for Brett Kavanaugh.

  • @rakeshghosh3585
    @rakeshghosh3585 Před 5 lety +237

    As long as this president is on the seat , late night shows don’t have to think about script much, the president will do half of their job 🤣🤣🤣

    • @couragekarnga8735
      @couragekarnga8735 Před 5 lety +20

      He keeps making himself the butt of the joke and doesn't seem to get it.

    • @pbrucpaul
      @pbrucpaul Před 5 lety +9

      Exactly! Trump makes his own stupid problems. He leaves himself Wide open for ridicule and jokes; he play's the Jerk, and get's it back. He's got no dignity and no Sense, just like his enablers.

    • @haroldmoore8385
      @haroldmoore8385 Před 5 lety +7

      pbruc brooks crazy people don’t know their crazy.

    • @Tedinator01
      @Tedinator01 Před 5 lety +6

      Courage Karnga he’s the butt of so many jokes because he is such an ass himself.

    • @chriswilliams2468
      @chriswilliams2468 Před 5 lety +2

      When trump was elected; my then 16 year old son said, 'well at least there will never be a dull day'. Sure enough he was right.

  • @josepharmani5827
    @josepharmani5827 Před 5 lety +85

    As long as that guy is the president of USA , the whole world will make fun of them. You elected him now deal with the consequence

    • @Solidseifer1
      @Solidseifer1 Před 5 lety +11

      Everyone should focus on making sure that none of his supporters ever live this s*** down

    • @sandyblaze007
      @sandyblaze007 Před 5 lety +7

      @K. Cook you people are dumbfucks . So russians came and vote for trump or americans did ?

    • @sophiam.1625
      @sophiam.1625 Před 5 lety +3

      Actually, the electoral college did.

    • @jasonwallace3319
      @jasonwallace3319 Před 5 lety +7

      The people...we the people...voted for Hillary. The politicians override us and voted him in. Called the electoral college. Our votes only matter on the local candidates. Shame really.

    • @josepharmani5827
      @josepharmani5827 Před 5 lety

      @@sandyblaze007 true that

  • @robertgraziano
    @robertgraziano Před 5 lety +18

    Put one of those belts around trump's mouth!!!!

  • @abraxasvoice440
    @abraxasvoice440 Před 5 lety +42

    He acts like a 14 yearold girl!!😆😆😆😆

    • @neerajamb
      @neerajamb Před 5 lety +7

      Abraxas Voice let’s not insult 14 year old girls 😉

    • @abraxasvoice440
      @abraxasvoice440 Před 5 lety +1

      Neeraja Balachander 😅😅😅😅😅😅😅

    • @couragekarnga8735
      @couragekarnga8735 Před 5 lety +2

      I strongly object to that statement. My sister's fourteen, and she's just as sweet as can be.

    • @debbie541
      @debbie541 Před 4 lety +1

      abraxas voice- why does everyone insult girls, missing the comparison - the guy acts more like a goofy 7 year old boy loving himself so much loving his own fart smells and burbs and all other body functions and playing pee pee games in the snow... although trump loves to play games with 12, 13 and 14 year female children from what i have heard

    • @debbie541
      @debbie541 Před 4 lety

      well he does spend a lot of time on his combed backed hair and his tan that is true, but he don't dress that good and always wears the same cloths and tie, haven't seen him in a dress as yet

  • @CShivery
    @CShivery Před 5 lety +11

    "United States Space Force" began after Trump was told that we needed Cyber-Space Defense. He translated it as "Space Defense," and his VP and Cabinet were too embarassed to correct him. So here we are.

    • @maazkalim
      @maazkalim Před 5 lety

      So they're not just doubling-down on him, but..!??

  • @frankieforza
    @frankieforza Před 5 lety +113

    What a sad child to sit there watching faux news staring at the likes on his latest Twitter post, unreal

    • @muttineni03
      @muttineni03 Před 5 lety

      Am sure first thing in the morning he asks his secretary how many likes did my last twit get lmao

    • @vidhatbandi6253
      @vidhatbandi6253 Před 5 lety

      Unfortunately, you're just a sheep like the others and will have your head up your ass so far, that you can't do any research and actually live with truth. This isn't the only time JIMMY LIED. If you watch the WHOLE PRESS CONFERENCE, Trump gives an anecdotal experience, which has actually happened to conservatives on social media. Do you research yourself stupid... if you even know what the summit was. And no, it wasn't an event that gathered "conspiracy theorists and extremists", it was conservate outlets. My friend went to the event. CZcams demonitizes their content, Instagram deletes posts and accounts, as well as prevent people from liking posts, Facebook takes down their pages, and Twitter shadowbans and tampers with page activity. These companies have testified in congress numerous times with PROOF that it's true. Look up Project Veritas.

  • @shaniser9348
    @shaniser9348 Před 5 lety +70

    wow. that was sad to watch. he's really publicly talking about his decline in LIKES??

    • @couragekarnga8735
      @couragekarnga8735 Před 5 lety +15

      America clearly elected a narcissistic teenager. Yikes!

    • @monariel2804
      @monariel2804 Před 5 lety +6

      Yeah , what an idiot 🤣

    • @seriesjunkie0074
      @seriesjunkie0074 Před 5 lety +6

      Something like that happens if you make a 74 year old baby president!

    • @bridgetblue3738
      @bridgetblue3738 Před 5 lety +4

      Can you imagine the rest of the world watching this?

    • @SDARCY118
      @SDARCY118 Před 5 lety +3

      @@bridgetblue3738 yeah us Brits are watching we can't decide who's got it worse atm hahaa

  • @matthewrodriguez8913
    @matthewrodriguez8913 Před 5 lety +106

    So great looking and smart...A True Stable Genius!!!!! 🤣🤣🤣 f***ing guy

    • @couragekarnga8735
      @couragekarnga8735 Před 5 lety +15

      How. Is. This. Guy. President!

    • @eduardoarmenta9232
      @eduardoarmenta9232 Před 5 lety +2

      @@couragekarnga8735 Apathy

    • @liamroche5502
      @liamroche5502 Před 5 lety +1

      Courage Karnga because this may come as a shock *people voted for him*

    • @enjoyesk8978
      @enjoyesk8978 Před 5 lety +5

      Liam Roche The United States is full of ignorant supporters. It’s unbelievable how dumb a lot of Americans are.

    • @mlfeathers7527
      @mlfeathers7527 Před 5 lety

      🙄😄😩

  • @gwen3010
    @gwen3010 Před 5 lety +21

    Maybe people are tired of your *BS*!!!! He doesn't understand people are just not into you anymore!!!!

  • @jesperjee
    @jesperjee Před 5 lety +744

    Think about this; The PRESIDENT of America right? The PRESIDENT....is talking about how he isn´t getting enough "likes" on his "good twitterposts". Let that sink in....Jeeee-buuus!!

    • @MrKMFrederiksen
      @MrKMFrederiksen Před 5 lety +73

      He´s a retard

    • @couragekarnga8735
      @couragekarnga8735 Před 5 lety +39

      Yeah, that's never going to stop scaring me.

    • @TheKaiTetley
      @TheKaiTetley Před 5 lety +34

      Mr Jee. I know! Trump is a child.

    • @christinabeck9316
      @christinabeck9316 Před 5 lety +45

      And he has nothing better to do than watch the history of likes....

    • @MrKMFrederiksen
      @MrKMFrederiksen Před 5 lety +24

      @Tony Cook A quick look at Fox news facebook page would conclude that there are a lot of uneducated people then ;)

  • @fernandobetanzos6413
    @fernandobetanzos6413 Před 5 lety +5

    Really important for the US knowing what his Tweeter is doing. :(

  • @NewMessage
    @NewMessage Před 5 lety +257

    And in the middle of his 'Summit', Twitter died of irony.

    • @13thAMG
      @13thAMG Před 5 lety +6

      😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @travv88
      @travv88 Před 5 lety +3

      No they just proved how much they are hacks by shutting down the website so no one could share it at the time.

    • @Tavz1111
      @Tavz1111 Před 5 lety +2

      😂😂😂😂😂

    • @ava-np7zz
      @ava-np7zz Před 5 lety

      @@paupern6402 Me too 😂

    • @dannydathua
      @dannydathua Před 5 lety

      @@travv88 you still uses it though. Fking sheep. :/

  • @xcofcd
    @xcofcd Před 5 lety +23

    This is America, The President worried about his Twitter likes and candidates afraid of being metooed when they meet alone with a female reporter...

    • @Firef8ter343
      @Firef8ter343 Před 5 lety +1

      moinmoin “metooed” lmfao!! 😂

    • @xcofcd
      @xcofcd Před 5 lety +2

      @@Firef8ter343 thanks for your service, brother!

  • @elmarobberts5128
    @elmarobberts5128 Před 5 lety +5

    What is a stable genius? Does it mean he's the smartest horse on the ranch?

  • @markm6602
    @markm6602 Před 5 lety +25

    Space force will appear from empty space in Trump's brain. There is a lot of space there.

  • @RichardServello
    @RichardServello Před 5 lety +11

    Does he really think he's "good looking"???

  • @blackbird5634
    @blackbird5634 Před 5 lety +5

    Trump's "Summit" the LARD of the rings.

  • @migueldls087
    @migueldls087 Před 5 lety +15

    Trump might declare state of emergency for his twitter following

  • @joshuaide6478
    @joshuaide6478 Před 5 lety +3

    "This is my truck, and in my truck we go by my rules..."
    Sounds like Rep. Foster lives by the ass, gas, or cash credo.

  • @tangobango9653
    @tangobango9653 Před 5 lety +96

    Don’t know which is more wacko...Trump’s Twitter rant here...or his...we rammed the ramparts and “took all the airports” from the British during the Revolutionary War? HILARIOUS!

    • @dahawk8574
      @dahawk8574 Před 5 lety +5

      That was worthy of a Jimmy Kimmel skit. George Washington sitting at the gate waiting for his flight...

    • @CharlieMcowan
      @CharlieMcowan Před 5 lety +6

      As A British citizen of a certain age, please be informed that we are still not amused by the fact you commandeered the airports during the Revolutionary War.
      In fact, a large percentage of us are seriously pissed off about it.
      After all, "ramming the ramparts and manning the air" can hardly be described as fair play.
      We await your apologies....

    • @dahawk8574
      @dahawk8574 Před 5 lety +4

      The British are coming, the British are coming...
      3 if by air.

    • @thegreatanointedlordtrump.336
      @thegreatanointedlordtrump.336 Před 5 lety

      Tango. See your tears in 2020!+

    • @makokoro9073
      @makokoro9073 Před 5 lety

      He sounded like an auctioneer, 🤣😂

  • @HTMLrulezd00d272
    @HTMLrulezd00d272 Před 5 lety +4

    Even our own military laughs at the idea of the space force. All the way to the right. 5:02 haha

  • @Ambrooks83
    @Ambrooks83 Před 5 lety +2

    8:41 - "Wow! Now no one can force me to commit adultery." LMAO

  • @MrJustLes
    @MrJustLes Před 5 lety +2

    LOL...
    Watch the guy in the lower left corner when Pence announces the "space force." at the 5:06 mark.

  • @jaycbr650f5
    @jaycbr650f5 Před 5 lety +3

    We have more important things to discuss, Flint still needs clean water. It’s like we are forgetting that Flint is in the USA! It’s not another country! We have kids still sitting in inhumane conditions in detention centers. We have US citizen that are going homeless and without food. Trust me when I say tweets are the least of our problems.

  • @dredgenyeeet4343
    @dredgenyeeet4343 Před 4 lety +3

    When he says that she needs a male colleague, he’s basically admitting that he’d sexually assault her

  • @neerajamb
    @neerajamb Před 5 lety +1

    I love the Chastit-he-belt! 😂😂😂

  • @frenstcht
    @frenstcht Před 5 lety +6

    Why don't they rent a truck, then they can both make rules, such as "Just pretend that I'm a man, and I'll pretend that you are one, too."

  • @dantewilson9881
    @dantewilson9881 Před 5 lety +8

    Have you tried I don’t know not being president???

  • @MarcF.Nielssen
    @MarcF.Nielssen Před 5 lety +64

    It's heartening to see Republican politicians following Sharia Law!
    It prohibits women to be alone with other men. They must be accompanied by their husband or a close male relative.

    • @gael4809
      @gael4809 Před 5 lety +1

      This is literally starting to happen in western countries due to liberal immigration policies lmaooo...

    • @khaansulu5695
      @khaansulu5695 Před 5 lety +14

      I think he's just protecting himself against false allegations. If you're accused of sexual misconduct, unless you have a video proving your innocence, that's it, your name is trashed.

    • @MarcF.Nielssen
      @MarcF.Nielssen Před 5 lety +6

      @@khaansulu5695
      That's of course not what he said.

    • @couragekarnga8735
      @couragekarnga8735 Před 5 lety +6

      Well, Mike Pence seems to follow it in reverse. He can't be alone with anyone other than his motherwife.

    • @dark9oni
      @dark9oni Před 5 lety +7

      Gael N. You really can’t be that stupid can you???? Lmaoooo like come on

  • @mtm00
    @mtm00 Před 5 lety

    5:13 With such a space-cadet as their Commander-In-Chief, I guess he's just running true to form when he demands the establishment of a "Space-Force"! LMAO at 'Chastit-He-Belt!' Brilliant.

  • @bobbobby2092
    @bobbobby2092 Před 5 lety +17

    The Trump is the ultimate classic American complainer.
    He doesn’t know a word “algorithm”
    I cannot believe that it’s your president, USA.

    • @BrandoMoto
      @BrandoMoto Před 5 lety +1

      He is pointing out that the algorithm suggests things based on the bias that the people in the company have

    • @BrandoMoto
      @BrandoMoto Před 5 lety

      @@vesvius4561 me?

    • @masterchief9291
      @masterchief9291 Před 5 lety

      @@BrandoMoto you create your own algorithm with less than a week of usage. "The company" plays little role other than being the platform.

    • @masterchief9291
      @masterchief9291 Před 5 lety

      @@vesvius4561 and was that because of "The Company"'s bias or outside sources? (Including the creators)

  • @MrPaulmorris7777
    @MrPaulmorris7777 Před 5 lety +4

    Where those Soldiers laughing at Pence?

  • @waryaawariiri1812
    @waryaawariiri1812 Před 5 lety +37

    2:12: Ladies and gentlemen, may I present you the said president of United States of America spending his days and night counting the likes amd favourites - plus and minus both - on Twitter.
    This is the surreal world we live in to a humble person like me who does not even have time to have a Twitter account, let alone counting random numbers on Twitter.

    • @albertoserrano67
      @albertoserrano67 Před 5 lety +6

      I think hes upset they took down all the bots that followed him lol

  • @damonshattuck4546
    @damonshattuck4546 Před 5 lety +1

    "Available at Walgreens" LOL

  • @TC-rq4yy
    @TC-rq4yy Před 5 lety +1

    In ma truck! LMAO!!!

  • @wkrijthe
    @wkrijthe Před 5 lety +31

    7,000 7,008 7,017 likes... How often does he check that? But on the positive side, he sounds more realistic. I wouldn't have been surprised if he counted his likes like 7,000,000 7,008,000 7,014,000 ...

    • @waryaawariiri1812
      @waryaawariiri1812 Před 5 lety +4

      He would have done that if he knew how to say it. 7,000,000, he can certainly say it aloud; however it gets complicated for Dotard to say _seven-million-and-three-hundred-thousand-eight-hundred-twenty-two._

    • @wkrijthe
      @wkrijthe Před 5 lety

      @@waryaawariiri1812 True. 😁

    • @jeffhoffman784
      @jeffhoffman784 Před 5 lety +2

      And what he does is he just sits there clicks refresh refresh refresh... While his stinky crotch becomes unfresh unfresh unfresh!!!

  • @totalt6600
    @totalt6600 Před 5 lety +26

    I seldom know what the stable genius is talking about, but more often than he does.

  • @estrellablanca
    @estrellablanca Před 5 lety +5

    Pretty soon he's going to make farmers water the crops with gatorade.

  • @russellcampbell9198
    @russellcampbell9198 Před 5 lety +17

    How weird can the USA get? A lot more so it seems.

    • @couragekarnga8735
      @couragekarnga8735 Před 5 lety +2

      Nothing shocks me anymore.

    • @chloekey8043
      @chloekey8043 Před 5 lety +2

      Not a good way to be. We need to be shocked so we can change this! Vote blue!

  • @gwen3010
    @gwen3010 Před 5 lety +32

    Stop watching your tweeter feed and help the nation!!!!

    • @michaelguthrie1598
      @michaelguthrie1598 Před 5 lety

      We're better off without his help

    • @jeffhoffman784
      @jeffhoffman784 Před 5 lety +1

      I agree, but it would never happen... He's not here for us, he's here for his family, and especially, his mentally retarded daughter!!

    • @vidhatbandi6253
      @vidhatbandi6253 Před 5 lety +2

      @@jeffhoffman784 that's offensive to actually people who are mentally ill. Don't try to undermine the struggles of disabled people and wish to just throw out the term "retarded" to people you dislike. My brother has autism, and people like you are sick.

  • @doggonnit5835
    @doggonnit5835 Před 5 lety +10

    The craziest thing he’s ever said is that he is good looking!! Since when was a bad come-over, orange skin, puffy white eyes and obesity considered good looking. Oh, right, only in an alternate reality.

    • @marshamariner7897
      @marshamariner7897 Před 2 lety

      FREDDIE KRUEGER is better looking than the 🍊 Dumpty Cheetoe!!!!😂🤣👠

  • @abh15funk
    @abh15funk Před 5 lety

    I love that parody ad video ...Chastit-He-Belt ! Hahahahahahahahaha 😂😅😆

  • @iMatchEnergyLikeABoss
    @iMatchEnergyLikeABoss Před 5 lety +24

    I think Foster just doesn’t want any allegations of inappropriate behavior flying and risking his chances of becoming the future commander of the Space Force. LoL

    • @Sara-zt4cb
      @Sara-zt4cb Před 5 lety +4

      precislely what i think. everyone is blowing this outbof proportion

    • @Sara-zt4cb
      @Sara-zt4cb Před 5 lety +1

      @@evelynjackson6437 Exactly🙌

  • @australien6611
    @australien6611 Před 5 lety +30

    Those belts are probably a good idea for alot of old white men

    • @vapidrabbit198
      @vapidrabbit198 Před 5 lety +1

      but how do you pee in them?
      i like the idea, but the design needs to include a little hole sso you can pee.

    • @delphinecastleberry
      @delphinecastleberry Před 5 lety +1

      They remind me of an old Mel Brooks movie Men in Tights.....just as funny

    • @australien6611
      @australien6611 Před 5 lety +1

      @@vapidrabbit198 hmm maybe a digital lock that unlocks when you pass thru a restroom door with a sensor haha

    • @vapidrabbit198
      @vapidrabbit198 Před 5 lety +2

      Ancient Alien ah! See? That’s the technology we need for the chastity belt of the future!

    • @slimshady9147
      @slimshady9147 Před 5 lety

      Susie Q For sure,Bill Clinton and Donald Trump need one asap

  • @USUG0
    @USUG0 Před 5 lety +13

    When you read his tweets, you have the feeling that his brain is trolling himself

    • @couragekarnga8735
      @couragekarnga8735 Před 5 lety +3

      He has a brain?

    • @USUG0
      @USUG0 Před 5 lety +5

      @@couragekarnga8735 well, even cockroaches have a brain, technically!

  • @channel4204
    @channel4204 Před 5 lety +1

    Dizaam Walgreens has everything man . 😁👍🏽

  • @Markus_Andrew
    @Markus_Andrew Před 5 lety +2

    4:59 That group of service personnel all look immeasurably thrilled by Pence's Space Force announcement...
    They're probably thinking, "Hurry it up Snowcone, we've got real work to do".

  • @ReubenLardizabal
    @ReubenLardizabal Před 5 lety +4

    Tweeter is life!🤣

  • @opaldeadventureersubscribe7825

    Everyone should just like Trumps post, then take away your like. That way he can lose his mind even more😂

  • @Mortthemoose
    @Mortthemoose Před 5 lety +2

    Chastit-HE-belt 😅😅😅😅 don't forget to give one to Trump!

    • @FurBurger69
      @FurBurger69 Před 5 lety +1

      Mortthemoose as well as Joe Biden

  • @photonboy999
    @photonboy999 Před 5 lety

    "Chastit-he belt" LMAO...

  • @albertoserrano67
    @albertoserrano67 Před 5 lety +9

    Haha is he talking about the bot accounts that twitter and facebook took down that used to follow him

    • @makokoro9073
      @makokoro9073 Před 5 lety

      If tweeter blocks him, yes, he would do it

  • @mikepelligrino6329
    @mikepelligrino6329 Před 5 lety +3

    How did he ever get elected? LOL

    • @AndriesTom
      @AndriesTom Před 5 lety +1

      Ask the Russians. They know.

  • @thangnguyen02
    @thangnguyen02 Před 5 lety +1

    Note from Walgreens: You'd have to pre-order the belt, and it might take about 10 years. LMAO

  • @richardgreen3081
    @richardgreen3081 Před 4 lety

    The chastit he belt would be a great Halloween costume!

  • @couragekarnga8735
    @couragekarnga8735 Před 5 lety +12

    To be fair, it's usually Trump vs everyone and everything he doesn't agree with.

  • @azfilms3240
    @azfilms3240 Před 5 lety +4

    I cant resist, but I try not to watch Trump too much.. drops my IQ you know!

  • @pauldavis1963
    @pauldavis1963 Před 5 lety +1

    Those belts should be called, "The Mike Pence's belt"

  • @mariealv4888
    @mariealv4888 Před 5 lety

    Foster and Pence needs a chastity belt😂😂😂

  • @MA1.5
    @MA1.5 Před 5 lety +3

    Sounds like Foster doesn’t trust himself around a woman alone

  • @Adam-ew8bj
    @Adam-ew8bj Před 5 lety +14

    Trump at 73: Twitter will see fire and fury like the world has never seen.
    Me at 73: I can’t hear you Bethany SPEAK LOUDER

  • @joannajamerson35
    @joannajamerson35 Před 5 lety

    My truck, my rules...lol

  • @grumpycham9614
    @grumpycham9614 Před 4 lety

    Foster reminds me of Larry Moe and Curlys long lost brother. LOL

  • @ArmandoKozomara
    @ArmandoKozomara Před 5 lety +8

    A male colleague with her?? You gotta be kidding me!🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️

  • @EricaShady10171972
    @EricaShady10171972 Před 5 lety +3

    8:16 I will have no problems not riding with him

  • @arad907
    @arad907 Před rokem +1

    Jimmy is one of the best comedians I’ve ever seen😂😂.
    Thanks to you all (All casts of the show) for bringing joy to our lives.

  • @jeiger
    @jeiger Před 5 lety +1

    Not sure what the big deal is about wanting a third party to ride along with the reporter. It protects everyone involved.

  • @nancymesek
    @nancymesek Před 5 lety +4

    This guy needs a straight jacket. 25th Amendment NOW!

    • @stephaniebaughman3057
      @stephaniebaughman3057 Před 5 lety

      What are you talking about with the 27th Ammendment? There’s already a 27th Ammendment. Passed in 1980’s says Congress pay change cannot take effect until the next election, but what does that have to do with the President?

    • @couragekarnga8735
      @couragekarnga8735 Před 5 lety

      25th, actually.

    • @nancymesek
      @nancymesek Před 5 lety

      Stephanie Baughman Yes, I meant 25th, it was a typo. I had to look at my original comment to figure out why you would ask.

  • @janideberg80
    @janideberg80 Před 5 lety +3

    Please Mr Arnold Terminator Schwarzenegger come and rescue the Americans and the world!

  • @BronzenHahn
    @BronzenHahn Před 5 lety

    How do spoilers work with shows that drop entire seasons at once? Is there a timeline?

  • @maryalicesmith2626
    @maryalicesmith2626 Před 5 lety

    Surely we are living in the midst of a Parallel Universe. This set of events is nothing less than surreal.

  • @willman9567
    @willman9567 Před 5 lety +22

    He's afraid of the me too movement. As he probably should be.

  • @cynthiamahoney1015
    @cynthiamahoney1015 Před 5 lety +3

    He must show off his counting skills? He didn't think we could grasp the concept otherwise? Well ,he is acutely aware of his base and how they are chosen......
    Anyhoo...thank God for Kimmel....aiding the maintenance of our sanity in the age of Trump!
    Can Donnie please resign and lead the space force...please?He wouldn't need to wear his chastiy-E-belt on the continuous.

  • @sevengenerations8879
    @sevengenerations8879 Před 5 lety +2

    "mouth-watering female women." 8:35 . The best kind.

    • @AndriesTom
      @AndriesTom Před 5 lety +1

      female woman?
      Glad we got that sorted out...

  • @jackieconnolly6513
    @jackieconnolly6513 Před 5 lety

    Oh my, good one ! Thanks for the laughs!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @OkoroRaymond
    @OkoroRaymond Před 5 lety +7

    This is very weird. Wake up!! It's just a dream!!
    (Pinched myself) oh my! This is real?

  • @squirey
    @squirey Před 5 lety +6

    But he CAN be alone with men. That's why they're against unisex toilets- can't bring his wife into truck stop or airport restrooms!

    • @MariaMartinez-we3ip
      @MariaMartinez-we3ip Před 5 lety +2

      Sam Iam although there are multiple real women who get raped by powerful men who don’t get served justice because their rapists have the $ to pay for good lawyers and dismisses the claims by saying that there isn’t physical evidence

  • @williampremo3096
    @williampremo3096 Před 5 lety +1

    Jimmy's comedic take on trump is just right.
    He knows less is more w trump. He gets to the point and the jokes hit every time.

  • @PopeSalty1
    @PopeSalty1 Před 5 lety +1

    I'm sure Walgreen's appreciates the shout-out...

  • @lurchlogan
    @lurchlogan Před 5 lety +9

    I forgot about 7/11... 😪😥
    Never Forget!!