Donald Trump's Post-Election Compromises: The Daily Show

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  • In a "60 Minutes" interview, President-elect Trump backs down on his pledges to build a wall between Mexico and the U.S., prosecute Hillary Clinton and "drain the swamp."
    Watch full episodes of The Daily Show now -- no login required: www.cc.com/shows/the-daily-sho...
    The Daily Show with Trevor Noah airs weeknights at 11/10c on Comedy Central.
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  • @darrenmahabir9443
    @darrenmahabir9443 Před 7 lety +1000

    Who else pictures Hillary at home covered in blankets listenning to treat you better by shawn mendes

  • @Mdlfh
    @Mdlfh Před 7 lety +1276

    America wanted someone fresh, and got a novice who´s puting old Washington suits in office. Yeah, great job Americam way to shake things up.

    • @samd8914
      @samd8914 Před 7 lety +46

      Trump supporters don't care as long as we keep America White Again. Get the brown people out!

    • @MsEliteForever
      @MsEliteForever Před 7 lety +1

      lol to shake things up.

    • @MsEliteForever
      @MsEliteForever Před 7 lety

      +Sam D Exactly

    • @NJ-wb1cz
      @NJ-wb1cz Před 7 lety +15

      Nah, the majority of America wanted nothing to do with either of candidates. The fact that he was an unqualified blundering charismatic con man his entire life was well known for decades.
      Democrats fucked up bigly. There's no way around it.

    • @Mdlfh
      @Mdlfh Před 7 lety +3

      Thats the thing, he will not keep the browns out. He will just give them more reasons to explote.

  • @FigliadiSephiroth
    @FigliadiSephiroth Před 7 lety +528

    "I'll say it right into the camera: climate change, stop it."

    • @jacobkreifels7690
      @jacobkreifels7690 Před 7 lety +33

      PolemiGames Like when a parent says "stop it monster! Go away!" To comfort their children.

    • @numbers5796
      @numbers5796 Před 4 lety +2

      Now, frisk it!!

  • @alansdad4613
    @alansdad4613 Před 7 lety +587

    Trevor Noah is getting pretty good. Keep it up youngblood.

    • @georgelacy1332
      @georgelacy1332 Před 7 lety +36

      Lori - you are a victim of fake news and republican propaganda - wise up.

    • @gerhardrossouw822
      @gerhardrossouw822 Před 7 lety +1

      Trevor kan lekker kak praat. Hy is Hillary se gatgabba!

    • @shiny1556
      @shiny1556 Před 7 lety +9

      The General Just go online,go to the general to save time

    • @mojiokedara365
      @mojiokedara365 Před 7 lety +2

      Gerhard Rossouw is dat nederlands ?

    • @knuffelbeer193
      @knuffelbeer193 Před 6 lety

      Moji Okedara Afrikaans

  • @DylonJohnGovender
    @DylonJohnGovender Před 7 lety +1257

    MAKE AMERICA SMART AGAIN.

    • @f.l.3642
      @f.l.3642 Před 7 lety +3

      Dylon John Govender make america fart again

    • @NRobbi42
      @NRobbi42 Před 7 lety +24

      We were never smart.

    • @blancarosales3400
      @blancarosales3400 Před 7 lety +5

      that's a good one lol

    • @dandii28
      @dandii28 Před 7 lety +25

      Ship sailed a long time ago. But Trumps presidency confirms that America is filled with idiots.

    • @jhawkingsgrey
      @jhawkingsgrey Před 7 lety +6

      robert georg this whole election shows that america is full of idiots. there are loyalists on both sides who don't question anything and will vote for their parties candidate no matter what. anyone who can be excited about trumps or hillarys (if she had won) presidency is stupid and probably didn't do enough research regarding either candidate

  • @AngelSamael
    @AngelSamael Před 7 lety +561

    He hasn't actually won the popular vote, he's only won the electoral college.
    Just though I'd put that out there.

    • @NRobbi42
      @NRobbi42 Před 7 lety +18

      Yup, by millions of votes too.

    • @ImperatorBaldo
      @ImperatorBaldo Před 7 lety +8

      The electoral vote is made to give each state an opportunity to count. If in california democrats win 100% vote they will always have popular vote but still get only 55 grand voters.

    • @DotRD12
      @DotRD12 Před 7 lety +8

      the public vote doesn't really matter, though

    • @Moscato_Moscato
      @Moscato_Moscato Před 7 lety +6

      Baldons actually about 1/3 of California voted for Trump

    • @loyal-tf-fan
      @loyal-tf-fan Před 7 lety +2

      Deebo Molina yes and I was one of them

  • @Pikachuwhereareyou
    @Pikachuwhereareyou Před 7 lety +90

    This was hilariously accurate. I love how Trevor utilises satire, he doesn't need cussing, verbal vomit & hate speech to converse, like all these Trump supporters seem to be unable to function without.

  • @drdelete
    @drdelete Před 7 lety +32

    I'm shocked if any American thought Trump was serious about sending Hillary to prison.

    • @Avirosb
      @Avirosb Před 7 lety +2

      B-but she's a devil and a monster D:>

    • @CarlosRodriguez-lf9oe
      @CarlosRodriguez-lf9oe Před 7 lety

      Avirosb 99% of politicians are evil, nobody has a clean conscience. But electing Trump was very irresponsible to say the least, and now the whole nation is going to suffer. People thought that because he is a billionaire he knows how to run a business, what they never thought was that it was just for his interest not the country's.

    • @Avirosb
      @Avirosb Před 7 lety +1

      Carlos Rodriguez
      They'll wake up soon enough.
      Or die poor and stupid, either works.

  • @rutger5000
    @rutger5000 Před 7 lety +577

    Am I the only one who is relieved that Thrump is acting relatively sane? Sure he's an utter idiot, but he doesn't sound as deranged and dangerous as he did during his campaign

    • @armandandrade9803
      @armandandrade9803 Před 7 lety +25

      rutger5000 fair point

    • @SarahLibogomalove
      @SarahLibogomalove Před 7 lety +11

      rutger5000 it's just a phase, he'll get over it and will soon get back to his normal self n btw I hear there are protests going on somewhere in Europe (against America) as we speak, oh! Well.....

    • @rutger5000
      @rutger5000 Před 7 lety +9

      Sarah Libogoma What's the point of demonstrating against a rightfully elected president of a foreign nation?

    • @whoawtf7419
      @whoawtf7419 Před 7 lety +27

      He's waiting till his inauguration. Then he will pull his pants down and start shitting on the constitution.

    • @Areanyusernamesleft
      @Areanyusernamesleft Před 7 lety +5

      rutger5000 of course that makes his retaining the likes of Steve Bannon even worse...

  • @nrnyy714
    @nrnyy714 Před 7 lety +393

    My condolences, from Europe

    • @nathankolbe4939
      @nathankolbe4939 Před 7 lety +20

      noranyaa2205 funny thing is it still affects us Europeans... so start building that bomb shelter :)

    • @JahonCross
      @JahonCross Před 7 lety

      noranyaa2205 yea that will help =_=
      better then noting

    • @persimmonss
      @persimmonss Před 7 lety +16

      noranyaa2205 as an American, my apologies

    • @AK-qg7mp
      @AK-qg7mp Před 7 lety +2

      noranyaa2205 how about you go and save your shit hole continent first before you worry about our country

    • @persimmonss
      @persimmonss Před 7 lety +13

      Tony K you know most of the European countries are our allies

  • @xvx4848
    @xvx4848 Před 7 lety +59

    One word: Impeachment.

    • @lucyjackson9215
      @lucyjackson9215 Před 5 lety

      Devin Jones 2 years in still not impeached. I think he may win 2nd term

    • @elhombredeoro955
      @elhombredeoro955 Před 4 lety

      Impeachment??? For what???

    • @Emma-ob5oj
      @Emma-ob5oj Před 4 lety +4

      El Hombre de oro DJT should be impeached for abstraction of justice! 10 times already!! Just read the mueller report...

    • @abdullahimustapha3541
      @abdullahimustapha3541 Před 4 lety +6

      @@lucyjackson9215 He's being impeached now.. sucker

    • @johnmohblaxta
      @johnmohblaxta Před 4 lety

      @@abdullahimustapha3541 the people will stop him

  • @MsGrapeNehi
    @MsGrapeNehi Před 7 lety +314

    Wow, usually the number of dislikes on TDS's videos is much higher. Where are all the Trump trolls? Did they FINALLY realize they all got conned?

    • @niveshproag8660
      @niveshproag8660 Před 7 lety +15

      Seems like it. Invisible in comments too.

    • @thatguyofdark
      @thatguyofdark Před 7 lety +24

      a glorious victory for the internet, but a sad day for america. The trolls have been defeated for now..........but at what cost..........

    • @ejr7733
      @ejr7733 Před 7 lety +3

      What-If Machine no they just stopped watching

    • @mattgoodwin953
      @mattgoodwin953 Před 7 lety +3

      Trump already won. CTR is dead. There's nothing left to fight. Hillary already lost. Enjoy your sour grapes

    • @Gattobuono
      @Gattobuono Před 7 lety +8

      The point is, Matt, that immediately after Trump's 'victory' but _before_ he started reneging on his promises, Trump trolls were all over the net gloating, and insulting anyone who didn't agree with them.
      That's why their absence is so conspicuous now.

  • @01epoch74ny
    @01epoch74ny Před 7 lety +622

    LOL, In the beginning you can tell Trump wanted to say HUGE soooooo bad but can't cause ppl would make fun of him and he ran out of synonyms.

    • @01epoch74ny
      @01epoch74ny Před 7 lety +13

      1:10

    • @Sairam101
      @Sairam101 Před 7 lety +17

      Izy Or bigly

    • @e2m514
      @e2m514 Před 7 lety +8

      Izy dont for get, he has the best words

    • @01epoch74ny
      @01epoch74ny Před 7 lety +1

      \m/ AngelofDeath \m/ Seems like u have 2 many words. forget* see what I did there, 2 many. I'm so clever.

    • @e2m514
      @e2m514 Před 7 lety +2

      Izy that was stu pid
      SEE WHAT I DID THERE?! DRP DRP DRP!......

  • @qasim5760
    @qasim5760 Před 7 lety +445

    Oh, America. It was all a beautiful lie.

    • @whatthe118
      @whatthe118 Před 7 lety +4

      Hopefully not. Fingers crossed. Outlook is bleak though.

    • @fluidthought42
      @fluidthought42 Před 7 lety +26

      Qasim You say beautiful, but all I see is ugliness.

    • @erinquon8397
      @erinquon8397 Před 7 lety +8

      Mr. Seemingly Expected I don't even know what I see

    • @Charlie-nr1kn
      @Charlie-nr1kn Před 7 lety +1

      America is about to become to bipolar chick of the world.

    • @michaelcanales85
      @michaelcanales85 Před 7 lety

      Qasim Amazing that they were dumb enough to believe it though. If shit hits the fan and it hurts them even more than it did before, they deserve it all. And if it hits them the hardest way possible I'll feel no sympathy.

  • @sebastianalonso8081
    @sebastianalonso8081 Před 7 lety +223

    How can you be an "anti-establishment" and voted for a billionaire 😂 lol

    • @knuffelbeer193
      @knuffelbeer193 Před 6 lety +3

      *Millionaire

    • @samlerf
      @samlerf Před 6 lety +5

      He's no billionair. Just watch The young Turks.

    • @samlerf
      @samlerf Před 5 lety

      @eClass eTutor Only if the american people let it happen.

  • @lucaruaro3836
    @lucaruaro3836 Před 7 lety +19

    Aren't there lawyers in USA who can stop Trump before it's too late?

    • @doocon1489
      @doocon1489 Před 6 lety

      Luca Ruaro but wouldnt they be sued 😂

  • @NRobbi42
    @NRobbi42 Před 7 lety +1014

    This is the greatest con in American History.

    • @tristankennedy9673
      @tristankennedy9673 Před 7 lety +81

      NRobbi42 They didn't want a corrupt lying politician... So they voted for a corrupt lying reality TV star... GG America

    • @aapferb694
      @aapferb694 Před 7 lety +40

      The silver spoon wall street billionaire is supposed to be a man of the people?

    • @johnwilson9391
      @johnwilson9391 Před 7 lety +22

      i repeatedly told people this is just a con, but only a couple listened. Trump was the messiah (btw their words, not mine), I got involved too late and by then the infection had already spread...

    • @NRobbi42
      @NRobbi42 Před 7 lety +36

      Idiocracy was prophetic.

    • @NRobbi42
      @NRobbi42 Před 7 lety +73

      Trump is filling his cabinet with Corporate CEOs, corrupt politicians, and white supremacists as we speak. We are so fucked.

  • @SilverSkyfer
    @SilverSkyfer Před 7 lety +278

    ...there is a fence. I live right next to the Mexican border... and there is a fence. Did you think the border was just a chalk line???

    • @whatthe118
      @whatthe118 Před 7 lety +27

      That fence just got 10 feet taller!

    • @RedDeadSakharine
      @RedDeadSakharine Před 7 lety +29

      Anna Ruiz The sad thing is, other countries get by with a chalk line...

    • @jamesgray7064
      @jamesgray7064 Před 7 lety +7

      if you ignore a fence or a chalk line, they're still trespassing

    • @rvantong
      @rvantong Před 7 lety +32

      They're gonna build a white picket fence. It's the American dream!

    • @Ookler
      @Ookler Před 7 lety +6

      its also a swampy river for a big part of the Mexican border... building anything there is not only stupid but over the top expensive as well.

  • @autohmae
    @autohmae Před 7 lety +73

    Please, please, please, stop calling the US president leader of the free world, it makes no sense what so ever.

    • @shuaguin5446
      @shuaguin5446 Před 4 lety

      Yeah no one outside of the US ever does that. It's BS propaganda

  • @JL-uw8xm
    @JL-uw8xm Před 7 lety +351

    I swear to God....ppl who run for president should take an IQ and psychological test

    • @petrina581
      @petrina581 Před 5 lety +8

      Trevor you are my hero!!!!

    • @paintleg9436
      @paintleg9436 Před 3 lety +6

      I mean iq is bs and not scientific so how about world history

    • @Trump-nm2yu
      @Trump-nm2yu Před 3 lety +1

      Trump for President #TRUMP2020

    • @misterjohnson9093
      @misterjohnson9093 Před 3 lety +1

      I agree!!
      This should also extend to people that are eligible to vote!

  • @christianbuffum-robbins8904
    @christianbuffum-robbins8904 Před 7 lety +650

    Stop it? Just, "stop it?" Is Donald Trump taking the Dora the Explorer approach to handling adversity?
    "ISIS, no ISISing!"
    "Oh, maaaaaaaaan..."

    • @williamedward1666
      @williamedward1666 Před 7 lety +22

      It''s about as sensible as anything else the guy has proposed.

    • @armandandrade9803
      @armandandrade9803 Před 7 lety +9

      Christian Buffum-Robbins ok I laughed harder than I should've at that 😂

    • @samd8914
      @samd8914 Před 7 lety +21

      Trump looked shocked to even be president. Now he needs extra tutoring from Obama to learn how to be presidencial. No other previous president ever needed this level of extra help that Trump will recieve.

    • @Sir1188
      @Sir1188 Před 7 lety +2

      No one expects the moderate plea to end violence.

    • @sallydurant9899
      @sallydurant9899 Před 7 lety +3

      Christian Buffum-Robbins dude!! lmao. this made my day.😂😂

  • @Moscato_Moscato
    @Moscato_Moscato Před 7 lety +309

    A better comparison for Trump and his promise to the wall would be asking for No Man's Sky and then getting No Man's Sky

    • @armandandrade9803
      @armandandrade9803 Před 7 lety +5

      Deebo Molina let it be know that at least one person here got that reference 😂

    • @unofficial_wade
      @unofficial_wade Před 7 lety +5

      Deebo Molina Broken promises! Broken promises everywhere!!

    • @joshbrennan6909
      @joshbrennan6909 Před 7 lety

      Nathan Drake make it two

    • @kingXkeith
      @kingXkeith Před 7 lety

      genius

    • @OblivionOtaku
      @OblivionOtaku Před 7 lety +6

      Sean Murray could be a politician, for all I know.

  • @xiv1496
    @xiv1496 Před 7 lety +55

    not a clinton supporter, but im starting to think clinton is not corrupt as we think. since trump is kinda backing off the whole prosecutor plan and been very thankful to her and her team.

    • @jacobkreifels7690
      @jacobkreifels7690 Před 7 lety +1

      SGS XIV Trump just knows that because of the riots, it's best to hold off on the special prosecutor so he can farther unify America

    • @roxxbee2525
      @roxxbee2525 Před 7 lety +14

      jacob..you mean he wants to heal the rife of racism he capitalized on?

    • @d3gaming87
      @d3gaming87 Před 7 lety

      Funny Uncle sheeple

    • @MrBenny1010101
      @MrBenny1010101 Před 7 lety +6

      It amazes me because to me it was obvious political BS
      All this crap was more fabricated than the WMD's in Iraq
      1) You check the emails of any high official that had to deal with classified stuff and got large volumes of emails you're gonna find the same stuff. The private server confused everybody but it is just how she got her emails, it was like that before she had the secretary of state position
      2) Fox news was running headlines every day about how imminent a conviction was the entire last week of the campaign and stuff. Yeah .. I wouldn't hold my breath...
      3) They used her charity against her and although she did get donations from international figures including the Saudi royal family there was never any smoking gun, despite nearly everything being hacked, and the stories put out from Uranium One, Haiti, to others, were almost complete fabrications, connecting unrelated events in ways that in real life made no sense unless you ignore almost every actual details. They claimed only 5% was used for charity when it's actually 89%, no one drew a salary, and they supplied literally half the Aids medication in the freakin world.
      I was actually rooting for Trump to appoint a prosecutor. I mean, the guy is literally the biggest liar I've ever seen. There is literally no case and I was hoping he'd embarrass himself. Did you see the worry on Clinton's face, or see the worry from Obama, or any of the other surrogates, when he threatened to put her in jail? Neither did I.

    • @seanz6586
      @seanz6586 Před 7 lety +4

      SGS XIV she wasnt perfect, but she certainly wasn't as guilty as what trump and his supporters were saying. That will become even more obvious over time.

  • @lookattheflowers969
    @lookattheflowers969 Před 7 lety +91

    Trump gets elected
    Rest of the world: lol xd

    • @Rozmic
      @Rozmic Před 7 lety +2

      Plenty of Europeans are happy about it.

    • @kuruptkalhoon6033
      @kuruptkalhoon6033 Před 7 lety +3

      plenty is an overstatement. we have these kind of anti-movements (anti-globalisation, anti-media, anti-immigration, anti-facts) as well, though. and they obviously feel inspired by trump winning like "if HE won, we have a shot as well"

    • @Rozmic
      @Rozmic Před 7 lety

      *****
      After you provide yours. You made the first claim.

    • @kuruptkalhoon6033
      @kuruptkalhoon6033 Před 7 lety +3

      www.quora.com/What-do-Europeans-think-of-Donald-Trump
      thinkprogress.org/what-newspapers-in-13-countries-are-saying-about-donald-trump-819e632616d2#.spalhp9kf
      www.spiegel.de/international/europe/european-leaders-and-politicians-react-to-trump-victory-a-1120478.html

    • @Rozmic
      @Rozmic Před 7 lety

      KURUPT KALHOON
      Did I ask you? Nice of you to do his homework for him though.

  • @shakir1998
    @shakir1998 Před 7 lety +643

    lol the man just became the leader of the most powerful country in the world and he's bragging about twitter followers? good luck America, you're gonna need it.

    • @bluesteel6310
      @bluesteel6310 Před 7 lety +2

      We good now, no problems here in America, move along.

    • @AriellaLilien
      @AriellaLilien Před 7 lety +6

      CEOofFRESH Pretty sure they voted for Trudeau because of his liberal policy plan and the fact that he is neither Stephen Harper nor Tom Mulcair. But maybe that's just me.

    • @kasia109
      @kasia109 Před 7 lety +10

      Bluesteel no problems here? Trump will be our president....It's a bigly problem

    • @htaed23
      @htaed23 Před 7 lety +8

      fs87 you say that like it doesn't affect you. dont forget most of the world's money is in part still backed by the US dollar. that means the more we get fucked, the more you'll get fucked afterwards.

    • @zigggggg3493
      @zigggggg3493 Před 7 lety +34

      Please pray for us. In about a year, you're going see commercials at 3 AM saying "For only 40 cents a day, you can help a refugee child in a America escape from the Trumpocalypse..."

  • @f.l.3642
    @f.l.3642 Před 7 lety +187

    gotta love this guy. Hilarious

    • @grimsoncrow
      @grimsoncrow Před 7 lety +7

      Which one?

    • @BraulioCassule
      @BraulioCassule Před 7 lety +35

      Trevor Noah

    • @shock9177
      @shock9177 Před 7 lety +7

      Trump

    • @Unmutant
      @Unmutant Před 7 lety

      why?

    • @Pikachuwhereareyou
      @Pikachuwhereareyou Před 7 lety +5

      *Trevor obviously.* Only Trump supporters could be so narcissistic to take that outta context & make it about themselves. Granted Trump is quite the joke, Only we don't love him for it lol.

  • @lebogangmashego4070
    @lebogangmashego4070 Před 4 lety +6

    I'm really binge watching Trevor Noah at 3.51 in SA🙃🙃🙃

  • @soimboredandtesting
    @soimboredandtesting Před 7 lety +19

    Lets hear it for that writer who wrote the sitting on a fence joke

  • @arthurrubio6423
    @arthurrubio6423 Před 7 lety +161

    I think there need to be requirements for presidents beyond age and place of birth, like a minimum of government or military service a psychological exam, and a polygraph test, so stuff like this doesn't happen again.

    • @JG-gg7fb
      @JG-gg7fb Před 7 lety +4

      I agree wholeheartedly.

    • @nmarbletoe8210
      @nmarbletoe8210 Před 7 lety +9

      a free and competent press is supposed to kinda do that

    • @arthurrubio6423
      @arthurrubio6423 Před 7 lety +10

      after this election I can say the press is anything but free and competent

    • @antifagoat6591
      @antifagoat6591 Před 7 lety +4

      Arthur Rubio Technically, the electoral college is supposed to be a check for this. It was supposed to be a way to keep the people from electing an unqualified president because their votes didn't directly count. An elector could still vote faithlessly, but let's face it, that's an undemocratic check for a system that is already undemocratic.

    • @sup4lunch
      @sup4lunch Před 7 lety

      I wouldn't hold out much hope for that. I've had lunch with someone who cast an electoral vote...not someone you would trust with pencil sharpener let alone your Democracy.

  • @krisreese6754
    @krisreese6754 Před 7 lety +763

    Now anyone can become president. I say we should elect a pizza next time. Or maybe even a breakfast sausage.

    • @steh8831
      @steh8831 Před 7 lety +12

      Kris Reese - President Sausage, wasn't that Bill Clinton's nickname? 😅

    • @krisreese6754
      @krisreese6754 Před 7 lety

      Ste H ba dum tssss (drum joke sound)

    • @MsGrapeNehi
      @MsGrapeNehi Před 7 lety +11

      No. Weird Al. #MakeAmericaWeirdAgain

    • @stormwatcher59
      @stormwatcher59 Před 7 lety

      I don't like sausage on my pizza... :-D

    • @minaeghbal8138
      @minaeghbal8138 Před 7 lety +9

      please elect nutella!!! i bet it can do a better job at presidency and it will keeps its' promises

  • @liham.608
    @liham.608 Před 7 lety +9

    OMG!!! He gets me every time with the impressions. Haha

  • @utsavatre2758
    @utsavatre2758 Před 7 lety +13

    He will screw America BIGLY....!!

  • @claudiushenry8879
    @claudiushenry8879 Před 7 lety +225

    LMAO. The next 4 years are going to be funny as hell.

  • @kevinloftus5949
    @kevinloftus5949 Před 7 lety +871

    Trump needs to get his hands on a thesaurus

    • @MsGrapeNehi
      @MsGrapeNehi Před 7 lety +104

      He needs a huuuge thesaurus. With the best words.

    • @llongone2
      @llongone2 Před 7 lety +64

      No, he needs a very tiny thesaurus, so it can fit in his hands and he won't drop it.

    • @BS_stuG
      @BS_stuG Před 7 lety +9

      Or he could just not say the same thing over and over again.

    • @frederf3227
      @frederf3227 Před 7 lety +32

      When your vocabulary is in the triple digits there are only so many combinations.

    • @katie24lin
      @katie24lin Před 7 lety

      Kevin Loftus Ikr

  • @MichaelWSpohn
    @MichaelWSpohn Před 7 lety +8

    Not to forget the the "Berlin Fence" ...

  • @gloriempaka9474
    @gloriempaka9474 Před 7 lety +32

    yes yes our almost president has spoken y'all need to STOP IT!😂😂 it's really that simple

    • @benben-ez8kh
      @benben-ez8kh Před 7 lety +6

      Glorie Mpaka if it if it helps

    • @gloriempaka9474
      @gloriempaka9474 Před 7 lety +4

      ben ben 😂😂 that had me dying also

    • @whateverbro3848
      @whateverbro3848 Před 7 lety

      So what should trump do? Walk over to their house? Must he break the first amendment and arrest them? You do know that would be ruled unconstitutional under free speech right? Just like libtards who burn the flag.
      When you actally have a solution to something that is so insignificant(racism), yeah I'm happy with trump sayin "Stop it".

    • @gloriempaka9474
      @gloriempaka9474 Před 7 lety +1

      Adolf Hitler no you right Adolf Hitler I'm sure people are gonna listen if you say STOP IT!

    • @whateverbro3848
      @whateverbro3848 Před 7 lety

      +Glorie Mpaka Yeah, becaude you can so come up with a better solution lol. I just love the hypocrisy, maybe you'd ought to stop criticising Republicans for not fixing something(Racism)that Barack Obama has done nothing about for the last 8 years. When you reply, please think a bit and come up with a better solution.

  • @JohnnyRoseofVersailles
    @JohnnyRoseofVersailles Před 7 lety +122

    But he's not going back on the important stuff like climate change

    • @morpheusft7633
      @morpheusft7633 Před 7 lety +44

      Thats one thing I am worried about as a world citizen who doesn't live in the US.

    • @stormwatcher59
      @stormwatcher59 Před 7 lety +2

      *You are so right!* I hope your comment gets voted to the top!!!

    • @SpookyApparition
      @SpookyApparition Před 7 lety +13

      I'm a US citizen, but climate change and the Supreme Court are the only things trump truly has me worried about. most of his crazier impulses will be kept in check by our institutions, but those two things.... ugh.

    • @rvantong
      @rvantong Před 7 lety +1

      Give it time. He's going to be discussing it with someone who actually has some common sense soon. Trump can be swayed.

    • @aaronbono4688
      @aaronbono4688 Před 7 lety +8

      Not if he is bottled up in his new Republican climate denier eco chamber.

  • @UdyKumra
    @UdyKumra Před 7 lety +160

    That Paul Ryan joke was so on point

    • @aherrmie
      @aherrmie Před 7 lety +18

      udyvlogs I woke my husband up from our first floor living room laughing too loud after that. Too funny. And true.

    • @brichroberts
      @brichroberts Před 7 lety

      only good joke he made in this whole thing

    • @UdyKumra
      @UdyKumra Před 7 lety +8

      ***** Not true. I laughed many times in this segment and I laugh many times when Trevor talks. He is a brilliant comedian.

    • @brichroberts
      @brichroberts Před 7 lety +2

      I prefer John Oliver tbh. Okay and his twitter crack at the very end was good too but otherwise nah I spent most of the video scrolling the comments.

    • @UdyKumra
      @UdyKumra Před 7 lety +5

      ***** I never said he's the best/my favourite and you're entitled to your own opinion as to comedians that are better but I'm just saying I found this segment pretty funny.

  • @Blissfulvoid26
    @Blissfulvoid26 Před 7 lety +33

    Congrats trump supporters, you played yourselves.

  • @MagickOrion
    @MagickOrion Před 7 lety +2

    Cracking it Trevor as always man!

  • @Silkendrum
    @Silkendrum Před 7 lety +239

    Psssst, Donald, "enormity" does not mean "enormous".

    • @steh8831
      @steh8831 Před 7 lety +21

      Silkendrum - normally he confuses 'enormous' with 'tiny'.

    • @bulrydrdan
      @bulrydrdan Před 7 lety +7

      Psssst Silkendrum, "illegal" doesn't mean "Mexican"

    • @Silkendrum
      @Silkendrum Před 7 lety +24

      Dan Trevino
      I never thought that. "Illegal" is stuff like grabbing pussies, or using funds donated to a charity to buy personal property, or not paying workers.

    • @Silkendrum
      @Silkendrum Před 7 lety +4

      Dan Trevino
      Oh, ok, you meant someone else thinks Mexican (or any hispanic) equates to illegal. Gotcha.

    • @bulrydrdan
      @bulrydrdan Před 7 lety

      Silkendrum Use the same excuse you would use about Clinton email scandal, Benghazi or Bernie DNC rigging.

  • @freddyschwoerer
    @freddyschwoerer Před 7 lety +166

    Trevor is the best... if Trump kicks you out, youre welcome to come back to South Africa

    • @f.l.3642
      @f.l.3642 Před 7 lety

      Freddy Schwoerer lol

    • @rickiikaka
      @rickiikaka Před 7 lety +1

      damn this guy is a fucking legend

    • @Jivetalkin13
      @Jivetalkin13 Před 7 lety +9

      Gonzo W Who piss ed in your cheerios this morning?

    • @skyd6692
      @skyd6692 Před 7 lety

      John Myers don't be so mean to him!....he might kill someone.

  • @johnanderson5018
    @johnanderson5018 Před 7 lety +2

    keep up the great show Trevor , you are doing great.

  • @joe7665
    @joe7665 Před 7 lety +24

    trump turned people against each other and now he wants people to stop.....o man i cant stop laughing! im going to buy some canned food and hope for the best

    • @spectralight8412
      @spectralight8412 Před 7 lety +2

      J Dizzle You think if I looked trump in the eye or through a camera and told him to stop his racist bullshit he'd do it too?

  •  Před 7 lety +130

    On a serious note: I think that Donald Trump thought that this would be the perfect dream come true and is now realizing that being a President is not easy. He says he went quiet when he knew he'd won. I think he did because of the weight of the responsability. I think it's sinking in that he can't bully his way out of this, that he can't keep avoiding the issues and that he has zero experience in real politics. He's way over his head and I think he knows it and is scared as hell.

    • @grimsoncrow
      @grimsoncrow Před 7 lety +26

      I think he may have thought -like everybody else, that he would lose narrowly, and then he would have been a great martyr and could keep spewing shit, inciting racial hatred and rebellion and trolling the sitting president just like he has so far. And I agree on the scared part -on the White House visit, i have seen videos of people walking to the electric chair looking more optimistic.

    • @MonikaLukunde
      @MonikaLukunde Před 7 lety +9

      He talked a big game, now he has gotta show up. I agree he didn't think he would win. He wanted to go down in history that he was one of the candidates for the 2016 election. He enjoyed the crowd n told them whatever they wanted to hear. That's how he is he will tell you wat he wants u to hear if it makes him more famous n likeable and that is dangerous!

    • @jmt3116
      @jmt3116 Před 7 lety +2

      NIELS MICHIELS He probably met the Aliens lol.

    • @lola789ify1
      @lola789ify1 Před 7 lety +1

      Márcia Leal I cant agree more. I think his lack of experience is what scares me the most.

    • @seanm4095
      @seanm4095 Před 2 lety

      @@grimsoncrow I can confirm even he didn't expect to win. They have testimony of him saying he didn't want to win, it was in his own words a way to get recognized a publicity stunt. He didn't think he would actually get there!

  • @lazyhuman9724
    @lazyhuman9724 Před 7 lety +105

    I don't think Trump believed he would actually win. Even he seemed surprised. Though instead of saying Damn Daniel, well say "Damn Donald!"

  • @zirak93-2
    @zirak93-2 Před 4 lety +2

    Come on Trevor, the J. stand for jenius! 😂😂😂

  • @NoirEtBlanc86
    @NoirEtBlanc86 Před 7 lety +3

    This was a brilliant segment. Good Job Trevor!

  • @faboze
    @faboze Před 7 lety +1131

    My god Trump's apartment looks like it belonged to Saddam Hussein...

    • @Th3mh1h
      @Th3mh1h Před 7 lety +6

      faboze even more

    • @petrisavero4382
      @petrisavero4382 Před 7 lety +20

      Yea, no taste...

    • @Th3mh1h
      @Th3mh1h Před 7 lety +24

      Petri Savero they both dictators

    • @OurHouseNiittyla
      @OurHouseNiittyla Před 7 lety +29

      faboze how dare you! Hussain would never be so gawdy :p

    • @jackhappens
      @jackhappens Před 7 lety +29

      It's modeled after French baroque. We have a wannabe monarch running our democracy.

  • @DuranmanX
    @DuranmanX Před 7 lety +98

    No one is going to be happy about his pesidency

    • @grimsoncrow
      @grimsoncrow Před 7 lety +4

      His cabinet looks pretty fucking happy.

    • @gap949
      @gap949 Před 7 lety

      grimsoncrow Lol...Can't wait for Giuliani named Secretary of State....

    • @user-zt6bt8dp2c
      @user-zt6bt8dp2c Před 7 lety

      Adrian Duran only half of America will be happy. Other half are vandals want handouts live with mommy and daddy with their 6 kids on welfare

    • @Mediamatix
      @Mediamatix Před 7 lety

      He's the best thing that could happen to people like Sarah Palin.

    • @Monochromicornicopia
      @Monochromicornicopia Před 7 lety

      Pro-life religious zealots are happy. Mike Pence is an evangelical loon

  • @xarvous
    @xarvous Před 7 lety +5

    Unrelated to content - maybe the best subscribe stinger ever. When Trev says "no, not my face" I moused up to his face, and he flinched in perfect time. Already a sub, but hey, free extra laugh!

  • @imuman1
    @imuman1 Před 7 lety +3

    I love this guy.keep up the good work Trevor 👍👏👏

  • @akabaker98
    @akabaker98 Před 7 lety +36

    "It's easier to con a person than to convince that person that they have been conned" (Paraphrased) - MT

  • @MephLeo
    @MephLeo Před 7 lety +39

    I hope Trump at least has the chance to expand his vocabulary during his stay at the White House. Which I believe won't take long.

    • @originalShorai
      @originalShorai Před 7 lety +7

      Trump:What does "No" mean? I called Chi~na last night to see if they'd send me a new wife for a trade deal.
      Congress:Mr. Trump? You're Fired.
      Trump:Haha. Real funny guys.

  • @ashleyjackson7772
    @ashleyjackson7772 Před 7 lety +4

    proud of you Trevor. love your comedy.

  • @jackhunter2952
    @jackhunter2952 Před 7 lety +3

    I thought there was already a fence between Mexico and USA

  • @lifepsycho123
    @lifepsycho123 Před 7 lety +8

    Trevor has been on fire for the last few months. I remember how people expressed apprehension on whether he would suitably cover the void left by Jon. He rightfully did.

  • @jeremiahcruickshank9499
    @jeremiahcruickshank9499 Před 7 lety +62

    The greatest conman who ever lived..
    Me: Sell me this pen
    Trump: *Sells 50million Americans the Idea that he's fit to be president*
    What a salesman!
    I think at this point it don't matter what side you're on. You have to acknowledge the fact that Trump might be the best salesman that ever lived, This guy could sell you a rock, then sell you insurance for that rock.

    • @kaijumecha5766
      @kaijumecha5766 Před 7 lety +11

      Jeremiah Cruickshank not me! I ain't buy that shit from day one!

    • @frutrace
      @frutrace Před 7 lety +11

      That's actually true. Trump is a terrible business man, but what he excels at is self-promotion and branding.

    • @AA-xk1uv
      @AA-xk1uv Před 7 lety +1

      WTF? Presidency is not a salesman job.

  • @alicemoran6936
    @alicemoran6936 Před 3 lety +3

    “we will troll him for 4 years”. Cough Cough Tulsa 😂😂😂

  • @MrInzombia
    @MrInzombia Před 7 lety +3

    hate him or love him , that plumber ending was a killer lmao 😂😂😂😂

  • @catrionaakacat
    @catrionaakacat Před 7 lety +44

    I love you Trevor ... Isn't there a website to petition against Trump? I'm not American so ...

    • @catrionaakacat
      @catrionaakacat Před 7 lety +5

      Get the electoral college to change their votes or something

    • @camjoziboy
      @camjoziboy Před 7 lety

      catrionaakacat lol that ain't how democracy works m8y

    • @catrionaakacat
      @catrionaakacat Před 7 lety

      camjoziboy apparently it is ... I think you need to look it up...

    • @catrionaakacat
      @catrionaakacat Před 7 lety

      Urrcreavesh oooo... hope... This man is unfit and he is now hiring racist people to be on his team. If that doesn't prove that he wants to take America backward I don't know what will.

    • @eland65
      @eland65 Před 7 lety

      My name yeh, your country..., after 200 odd years, this is the best you can do?, misguided dicks, the all half of you ( minus 200 000 )

  • @PRHabits
    @PRHabits Před 7 lety +32

    *sips coffee* Oh Donald you contradict yourself yet again.

    • @MsGrapeNehi
      @MsGrapeNehi Před 7 lety +17

      *sips tea as Kermit* But that's none of my business.

    • @peace4myheart
      @peace4myheart Před 7 lety +2

      Forgive Donald. He is old and senile. No one would ever pay attention to what that crazy old man say right. Oh wait...

  • @rap.4937
    @rap.4937 Před 7 lety

    Dear Trevor, where do you get the ENERGY!!??? I want to watch your show all day but I need to sleep! lol

  • @joanboyle7221
    @joanboyle7221 Před 7 lety

    Particularly excellent! Thank you!

  • @saidagee
    @saidagee Před 7 lety +5

    I lost it when he said, "ISIS, stop it." The voice was too perfect.

  • @TheCamcamTV
    @TheCamcamTV Před 7 lety +8

    Just remember guys:
    Never Back, Always Forward, Always 🇺🇸

  • @robertakolar2257
    @robertakolar2257 Před 7 lety

    Trevor: Brilliant show last night, incorporating and expanding on my favorite segment from over a year ago. Thank you!

  • @swirlcrop
    @swirlcrop Před 7 lety

    Good clip. Thanks for posting it.

  • @ShiroKage009
    @ShiroKage009 Před 7 lety +7

    "I can't sit on a fence. I'm not Paul Ryan!"
    Hilarious. This is a great joke.

  • @jemapelleayla
    @jemapelleayla Před 7 lety +17

    Everyday I hope to feel better or more accepting of this election. However everyday I am more and more horrified and frightened of the idea of a Trump presidency. I just can't believe that enough Americans voted for this man.

    • @yansakuya1
      @yansakuya1 Před 7 lety +1

      They didn't, it is only because of the electoral college.

  • @kyrell8334
    @kyrell8334 Před 7 lety +4

    Was that Paul Ryan, or poor Ryan. 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @joshwua3931
    @joshwua3931 Před 4 lety

    Now I know where Quiboloy got the " LONDOL STAAAAP" (earthquake stop). Hahaha

  • @darkprose
    @darkprose Před 7 lety +11

    This segment was spectacular.

  • @taylorsims4670
    @taylorsims4670 Před 7 lety +4

    Trevor is killing it on the daily show. Respect.

  • @farahgeedi967
    @farahgeedi967 Před 7 lety

    I was waiting for this video so much 👌🏾😂

  • @darcanjel7
    @darcanjel7 Před 7 lety +17

    Donald Trump: To all my supporters...SIKE!!!!! Thanks for the votes! Now. How

  • @jifeak
    @jifeak Před 7 lety +70

    Trevor has a nice behind ;)

    • @MegaBlueT
      @MegaBlueT Před 7 lety +11

      And you have a nice face :)

    • @jifeak
      @jifeak Před 7 lety

      MegaBlueT Thank you!

    • @kogy426
      @kogy426 Před 7 lety

      and i have big dick

    • @jifeak
      @jifeak Před 7 lety +20

      MrSirFluffy lol. If my face looks like a behind to you, then you're in desperate need of glasses...or a life. Get either, or better yet, BOTH

    • @MrSirFluffy
      @MrSirFluffy Před 7 lety +1

      Janet Gabriel
      If I slap your face I can BOTH slap your ass and face lol

  • @ahmadmohamad3182
    @ahmadmohamad3182 Před 7 lety +20

    Trump will be the best POTUS ever, he will supply jokes to comedian for 4 years. Just like GW Bush. Halleluyah.

    • @SC-sf6eq
      @SC-sf6eq Před 7 lety

      yup all these show hosts dont actually have their own opinions. they just say whatever to keep their jobs

    • @whatthe118
      @whatthe118 Před 7 lety +4

      +Sam C Oh, you mean like how Trump lied to all of his voters in order to get elected? Usually the liars wait until they are officially sworn in before they drop the charade. He has no respect for you guys, lol

    • @skyd6692
      @skyd6692 Před 7 lety +2

      ahmad mohamad I hope trump is fit enough to be president...he needs to dodge alot of shoes these 4 years coming.

  • @cindyoser9988
    @cindyoser9988 Před 7 lety

    The video was great! Keep them coming.

  • @vahidfarahani5142
    @vahidfarahani5142 Před 7 lety

    oh Trevor you're killing me.i have laughed so much my face has a permanent smile.and it hurts but I want more,MOOOORE

  • @robertholloway6612
    @robertholloway6612 Před 7 lety +22

    he is truly a Gemini to all meaning of the zodiac sign... congratulations America.

    • @XENOGOD
      @XENOGOD Před 7 lety +31

      Robert Holloway Of all the zodiac signs
      he would be cancer

    • @ddjohnson576
      @ddjohnson576 Před 7 lety +11

      SAVAGE

    • @ethnne
      @ethnne Před 7 lety

      Ya true. Every sign has positive and negative traits and this guy is an amalgamation of all the worst negative Gemini traits

  • @straysheep5312
    @straysheep5312 Před 7 lety +3

    The way he said it, "Damn Donald". I followed it with a "back at it again with them lies". lol

  • @Fugue602
    @Fugue602 Před 7 lety +3

    "I'm not Paul Ryan" ZINGGGGGGG

  • @ehsan83
    @ehsan83 Před 7 lety +11

    republican's reaction to all this who voted for him should be very interesting 😂

  • @Th3mh1h
    @Th3mh1h Před 7 lety +73

    winter is coming

    • @grimsoncrow
      @grimsoncrow Před 7 lety +4

      Yeah, now you people need a Dragon Queen.

    • @bkdmode
      @bkdmode Před 7 lety +2

      +grimsoncrow Um, she lost the election. Sorry, that was too easy; I just could not resist.

    • @AmeshaSpentaArmaiti
      @AmeshaSpentaArmaiti Před 7 lety +1

      winter is already here, see the white ravens?

    • @angelrodartejr.9948
      @angelrodartejr.9948 Před 7 lety +3

      along with high rates of radiation.

    • @niveshproag8660
      @niveshproag8660 Před 7 lety +2

      Woah that's one hell of a hasthag lol. #orangewinteriscoming

  • @jca6160
    @jca6160 Před 7 lety +3

    At least we still have Trevor Noah

  • @TheRealitarian
    @TheRealitarian Před 7 lety

    I had that issue of Choose Your Own Adventure...what a flashback!

  • @haterface8812
    @haterface8812 Před 6 lety +2

    We are going to troll you HARD!.....I MIGHT DIE LAUGHING!!!!

  • @laylaariel3751
    @laylaariel3751 Před 7 lety +4

    My mom has been visiting other countries.... She told me she has been stopped multiple times a day and asked what the hell was America thinking... And people literally apologizing to her for being American.... The whole world is saying WTF America.

  • @sumanoskae
    @sumanoskae Před 7 lety +23

    Breaking News: Serial liar Donald Trump MAY have said some things that were not entirely true!

  • @gokulnair8749
    @gokulnair8749 Před 7 lety

    Man you are too good!😂😂😂

  • @orul8249
    @orul8249 Před 7 lety

    Lol his "I done F***ed up" face xD

  • @Spike.SpiegeI
    @Spike.SpiegeI Před 7 lety +6

    Trevor will get me through these 4 years

  • @reyamala
    @reyamala Před 7 lety +4

    That Paul Ryan burn!!! Woooo!!!

  • @angelacorbin4996
    @angelacorbin4996 Před 7 lety

    brilliant Noah

  • @bgcm1995
    @bgcm1995 Před 7 lety

    Am I the only one that caught Trevor saying "camplaign promises"? Lol, You still the best though

  • @Aaron77527
    @Aaron77527 Před 7 lety +12

    So Trevor is mad Trump is more moderate than he expected? I think some people just enjoy being angry.

    • @getasimbe
      @getasimbe Před 7 lety +22

      No, more that he walked back on just about every election promise he made. Much like the politicians he claims to be different from.

    • @redirishmanxlt
      @redirishmanxlt Před 7 lety

      Aaron 77527 - Is Trump moderate? I don't think he really takes any of this seriously. Most politicians try not to get caught lying, Trump doesn't even care. He lies, then he lies about lying, then he say's something crazy to distract us from all of it. I'm not really sure "Trump", even knows what Trump is gonna do next. This all seems like some absurd improv by a man that isn't even trying to do it well.
      When W. Bush lied to us about WMD's in Iraq, at least he tried to keep that narrative internally consistent. When Colin Powell presented their evidence to the U.N., I believed him, he made a convincing case. They realized they needed people to believe that the administration was doing this for the right reason's.
      Trumps lies are nothing like this, there is no coherent meaning behind them, no content to analyze or corroborate. Trump just says whatever comes to mind, and deals with any objection by attacking and lying about that persons credibility. Trump will use a new lie to distract us from the old lie, and he provides a constantly shifting reality that exhausts us through constant confusion.
      All other politicians will try to hide the things they do which are clearly unethical. But Trump does these things right out in the open, being ethical isn't something he ever considers. When a reporter pointed this out, he said, "The law's totally on my side, the president can't have a conflict of interest. In theory I could run my business perfectly and then run the country perfectly. There's never been a case like this,” he said. "I'd assumed that you'd have to set up some type of trust or whatever and you don’t.”
      Maybe George Bush should have come right out and said,
      "I'm gonna invade Iraq, and get rid of Saddam. He's a bad guy folks, lets just finish him off. Then I will set up the best democracy you've ever seen. They will be so thankful once I remove that loser, we'll just use their oil to pay for the whole thing. I'm gonna invade Iraq and their going to pay for it. Mark my words folks, It's gonna be the greatest regime change you've ever see!"

  • @zelpyzelp
    @zelpyzelp Před 7 lety +13

    It's almost as if Trump has become a different person upon going into office.

    • @aherrmie
      @aherrmie Před 7 lety +2

      zelpyzelp It seems that way, but he hasn't changed at all. A 70 year old man with the personality disorders he has cannot change. Also, he appointed Steve Bannon as his chief strategist. That tells you all you need to know.

    • @zelpyzelp
      @zelpyzelp Před 7 lety

      Amy Herrmann Oh I know about that, It's just kinda funny that he's gone back on a lot of his crazy promises

    • @SebastianHaban
      @SebastianHaban Před 7 lety

      "It's almost as if Trump has become a different person upon going into office."
      Thats called social skill. He can analyze a situation and do whats necessary to let things run in his favor. Now the situation has changed and so has he. Just look at the bus video. Trump analyzed the situation inside the bus and said things to earn the respect of the other persons in the bus and when he gets of the bus he acts totally different towards the camera and the woman that waits there just as if the things just SECONDS before never happend. Thats the difference between Trump and Billy Bush, who doesn't have these social skills because he keeps on going and makes Trump hug that woman.
      Or compare it to Clintons wall street speeches: She says one thing in the situation of holding a speech in front of rich people and acts totally different in front of the democratic crowd.
      What exactly does it tell us that he appointed Steve Bannon in a fantasy position?

  • @jeharshah8202
    @jeharshah8202 Před 7 lety

    That Paul Ryan jibe tho..! 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @simtub
    @simtub Před 7 lety

    Trevor Noah is so on point!