Alabama Votes for Trumpism Without Trump: The Daily Show

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  • čas přidán 26. 09. 2017
  • Despite Donald Trump's endorsement of Alabama Senate candidate Luther Strange, the president's base voted for the anti-establishment Roy Moore in the state's GOP primary.
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  • @freakychee
    @freakychee Před 6 lety +1046

    Of course "Trumpism" will exist after Trump. It existed before Trump.
    We just called it stupidity.

    • @aname2627
      @aname2627 Před 6 lety +3

      freakychee or actually using your head to think, not others feelings to think, the issue in America isn’t republicans or trump at all. It’s liberalism and oversensitivity, along with sugar coating truths

    • @freakychee
      @freakychee Před 6 lety +23

      Beautiful Flag I find it you like to use the flag of traitors and losers. You do know your people lost the at, right? Time to retire the flag of losers.

    • @aname2627
      @aname2627 Před 6 lety +1

      freakychee no shit buddy, you wouldn’t understand remembering your roots, it’s a heritage thing. And calling the CSA traitors would be exactly the same as calling the colonial USA traitors when they succeeded from British rule, exactly what the CSA was trying to do with the USA. Enough pointing out irrelevant observations about my personal preferences, that’s not what I notified you about bud.

    • @aname2627
      @aname2627 Před 6 lety

      freakychee There are shitty parts of CSA history, and fine parts. Same goes with every country. But hey, I know what I’ve changed that my ancestors use to do, being part of the racist Democratic Party, yes the same party the CSA supported sadly, yes the same party that played a huge role in the creation of the KKK, the same party that supported Jim Crow laws, and the same party that put blacks in the ghettos.

    • @freakychee
      @freakychee Před 6 lety +9

      Beautiful Flag But people don’t glorify the shitty parts! They don’t erect statues of bad people for the world to see. They don’t don the flags of racial oppression!
      What you said is true about some fine parts of history. But why don’t you celebrate and glorify those instead of the bad? That flag represents the idea that people can be bought and sold like objects.
      Why don’t you have a flag representing something positive?

  • @ricky99la
    @ricky99la Před 6 lety +1386

    "Luther Strange" is the perfect name for a super villian.

  • @captainamerica3172
    @captainamerica3172 Před 4 lety +222

    Luther Strange sounds like a failed collaboration between Marvel and DC.

  • @butterscotchbanana258
    @butterscotchbanana258 Před 6 lety +561

    Whoa, Alabama picked a super-racist? In other news, water is wet

    • @tonntonns16
      @tonntonns16 Před 4 lety +12

      ButterscotchBanana I literally almost choked on the ice I was chewing 😂😂

    • @ekdaufin1485
      @ekdaufin1485 Před 4 lety +4

      🤣

    • @soosyicy9986
      @soosyicy9986 Před 4 lety +7

      Water isn't- you know what I don't have to do this

    • @robertnett9793
      @robertnett9793 Před 4 lety +6

      Wait?! Water? Is wet?! Inconcievable!

    • @mishafinresko3145
      @mishafinresko3145 Před 4 lety +3

      Funny how Alabama is mostly Black ppl lol

  • @aleksa2413
    @aleksa2413 Před 6 lety +861

    Lets be honest, no one was expecting Alabama to be the shining example of progressiveness.

    • @KAXSH
      @KAXSH Před 6 lety +8

      The Phantom Fiddler: so true 😊😁

    • @lcg3092
      @lcg3092 Před 6 lety +61

      But this guy seem to be hardcore 19th century...

    • @aleksa2413
      @aleksa2413 Před 6 lety +48

      Considering the amount of inbreeding in Alabama it is not that surprising.

    • @cokevallejo7458
      @cokevallejo7458 Před 6 lety +1

      phwahahahahaaha 😂 😰

    • @nhaleitaefnued1555
      @nhaleitaefnued1555 Před 6 lety +8

      ...Trevor is from South Africa

  • @matthewk.5118
    @matthewk.5118 Před 6 lety +194

    Isn't it great that a Chief Justice doesn't know the first amendment?

    • @cmike123
      @cmike123 Před 6 lety +5

      That's Alabama for ya! Most of America is pretty hazy on the Bill of Rights though

    • @fionatanzer5270
      @fionatanzer5270 Před 6 lety

      Matthew K. - he'll make a fine swamp creature!

  • @nosoup9146
    @nosoup9146 Před 6 lety +270

    Hello Racism my old friend
    Let's make America great again ...

  • @PaddleAsia
    @PaddleAsia Před 6 lety +143

    [Beastiality] "Prohibited in every state" Really? This guy is supposed to be a judge. It actually still legal in Hawaii, Kentucky, Nevada, New Mexico, Ohio, Texas, Vermont, West Virginia and Wyoming, and the District of Columbia. The Moore You Know.

    • @rafaeterna1081
      @rafaeterna1081 Před 5 lety +1

      dave williams get out

    • @breadfruitjuice2883
      @breadfruitjuice2883 Před 5 lety +14

      LMFAO why do you know this! HAHAHAA

    • @brandoncole5533
      @brandoncole5533 Před 4 lety +6

      Oh god that’s extremely concerning

    • @wordsculpt
      @wordsculpt Před 4 lety +4

      Not legal in Nevada. There was a case about 2 months ago where 3 adults were caught abusing animals in this way; they are in jail awaiting criminal proceedings that will keep them in prison for many, many years. (PS: animal abuse is a felony, and that is true nationally)

    • @acebalistic1358
      @acebalistic1358 Před 3 lety +5

      It only became illegal in North Carolina because a guy tried to “do the deed” with a porcupine. And in Florida it was a horse, and the horse kicked the guy, killing him.

  • @cordneymitchell4716
    @cordneymitchell4716 Před 6 lety +662

    Mango Unchained lmao

  • @calmulvaney5183
    @calmulvaney5183 Před 6 lety +338

    He deleted his tweets so he could call them fake news if they were brought up again

    • @Arasmuss
      @Arasmuss Před 6 lety +12

      That is what I was thinking. 3 years from now he will be asking Alabama to vote for him because he got their Senator his spot.

    • @pilarsureda1717
      @pilarsureda1717 Před 3 lety

      6@@Arasmusso

  • @PharaohMisa
    @PharaohMisa Před 6 lety +47

    Blacks and whites fighting.....
    Then reds and yellows. What planet is he on???

    • @gnranger
      @gnranger Před 4 lety +3

      Planet KKK

    • @timestamp2525
      @timestamp2525 Před 4 lety +3

      I think he's referring to native Americans and asians

  • @exodiathegod1177
    @exodiathegod1177 Před 6 lety +72

    I'm so glad Bruce Lee whipped Chuck Norris ass...

    • @charlesgreen632
      @charlesgreen632 Před 6 lety +3

      Alvin Jones Yes that why Chuck is still trainings with the TOTAL GYM cause he can still be the second strongest.
      #BruceLeeStillTheKing

  • @smac919
    @smac919 Před 6 lety +379

    lol reds & yellows fighting? Yeah..i see tons of Native Americans and Asians fighting..Everyone remembers the great Native American Samurai War of 1554.

    • @JnEricsonx
      @JnEricsonx Před 6 lety +51

      Not gonna lie, that'd be a hell of a movie idea. Japanese wind up landing on the West Coast, etc.

    • @simplepeasant9765
      @simplepeasant9765 Před 6 lety +2

      Shinigami native Americans don't exist, they immigrated over the ice bridge between America and Asia.

    • @nhaleitaefnued1555
      @nhaleitaefnued1555 Před 6 lety +28

      That is reductive to the point of being unusable. How transcendental of you. By that rationale there are no races or nationalities, they all came from somewhere else at some point.

    • @headcold7250
      @headcold7250 Před 6 lety +7

      Some American they were here first. Also, you don't even know that. Genetically, the natives don't appear to match any other ethnicity. So enlighten us and share, from what land do they originate?
      You're in every comment. Trevor appreciates your support ✌️

    • @MegaBallPowerBall
      @MegaBallPowerBall Před 6 lety +5

      Raziel Dunfor There are no races, ethnicities exist (of which there are 500 Native American ethnicities in the US alone) but race is bullshit.

  • @anandivandermerwe9801
    @anandivandermerwe9801 Před 6 lety +393

    American politics are fascinating, I'm not even from there and I'm more informed on you guys than my own country.

    • @ohsocharmdone334
      @ohsocharmdone334 Před 6 lety +82

      Because we've become a joke. Bigly.

    • @guppy8073
      @guppy8073 Před 6 lety +62

      it's a shitshow that you just can't look away from

    • @dgcclan9445
      @dgcclan9445 Před 6 lety +54

      Anandi Van Der Merwe do you feel like you're watching a fucking circus? It sure as shit feels like we're in one.

    • @riploljustforfu9929
      @riploljustforfu9929 Před 6 lety +15

      Rachel Orr Simple question, simple answer: Yes

    • @thamor4746
      @thamor4746 Před 6 lety +18

      Rachel Orr Yes, it's one big circus. I started to watch when I heard you had a choice between Hillary & Trump then I knew whatever way voters go they would be fucked.

  • @dailydanks6685
    @dailydanks6685 Před 6 lety +199

    Moving to Canada sounds better by each day!

  • @brandontherabboat4850
    @brandontherabboat4850 Před 6 lety +697

    So, Alabama, which is historically one of the most, if not THE most racist state in the US, elected a racist, gun-toting, horse-riding judge.
    To the surprise of absolutely no one.
    EDIT: In light of the Senate election, congrats, Alabamians. I have renewed respect for you now.

    • @lianithomasprewitt2428
      @lianithomasprewitt2428 Před 6 lety +3

      Heracross X If he could have had a running mate, I wonder if he would have considered now ex-Sheriff Clark from Milwaukee County in Wisconsin. It be a stretch with the fact that Clark is actually a Black man.

    • @AkaroXIV
      @AkaroXIV Před 6 lety +3

      But we resisted Trump, why don't you like us.
      That's all you've screamed about.

    • @aca9616
      @aca9616 Před 6 lety +16

      Yup...Alabama is real fucking racist...they need a CAT 8 hurricane with 1000mph winds to hit there

    • @simplepeasant9765
      @simplepeasant9765 Před 6 lety +8

      My Master what the fuck is wrong with you?

    • @PatrickMoonMrDW
      @PatrickMoonMrDW Před 6 lety

      Don't forget to add that he told them damn Yankee's where they could stick their fascist court order!

  • @ck-one4172
    @ck-one4172 Před 6 lety +178

    President Bing Bing Bong Bong 😂😂😂😂

  • @JSTRonline2
    @JSTRonline2 Před 6 lety +592

    You know I didn't like Trevor Noah at first, but he has really grown on me. I was afraid I was going to go through the entire Trump era without a good Daily Show host.

    • @freddykrueger3952
      @freddykrueger3952 Před 6 lety +9

      Me too ..he's killin it now

    • @jaciel.a466
      @jaciel.a466 Před 6 lety +19

      It always takes about a year before a show host can get a good grip on what they're doing.

    • @naomicuevas483
      @naomicuevas483 Před 6 lety +1

      JustaKoreanGuy t 6

    • @Rattenhoofd
      @Rattenhoofd Před 6 lety +1

      And they want to control guns so that only people like police and armed guards are allowed to have them.

    • @typacsk
      @typacsk Před 6 lety +2

      You have to admit, the "African President" thing last year was funny as hell.

  • @emmalindsey9065
    @emmalindsey9065 Před 6 lety +31

    embarrassed to be from alabama...who else?

    • @efrainrosales9533
      @efrainrosales9533 Před 5 lety +1

      driven thru Alabama State many times on my way to Nola and the the night sky there is just as beautiful as a girl abaut to come cum .

    • @-thedog-briangriffin9720
      @-thedog-briangriffin9720 Před 4 lety

      After this clip i understand you. Its not all bad. God is still good

    • @fbyi2940
      @fbyi2940 Před 4 lety

      @@-thedog-briangriffin9720 the only good would be the forest or jungle 😂😂

    • @wolfeymon2454
      @wolfeymon2454 Před 4 lety

      Yep

    • @leonardfrey5426
      @leonardfrey5426 Před 4 lety

      Great state except for the GOP!

  • @Nox117
    @Nox117 Před 6 lety +7

    That last point Trevor made was downright terrifying. It wiped the smile off my face and sent chills down my spine.

  • @iandur5601
    @iandur5601 Před 6 lety +1530

    I am currently digging America’s grave

    • @simplepeasant9765
      @simplepeasant9765 Před 6 lety +5

      Tiny din0 what country are you from?

    • @iandur5601
      @iandur5601 Před 6 lety +37

      Some American The USA

    • @iandur5601
      @iandur5601 Před 6 lety +45

      Some American yes please

    • @FullBlockPanda
      @FullBlockPanda Před 6 lety +64

      Tiny din0 Thank you for digging for me, I was gonna do it myself, but my fucks ran away

    • @tryomama
      @tryomama Před 6 lety +9

      Tiny din0 need Malaysia help? I don't think you can dig that small for America. It need a bigger grave

  • @kelvinoliver5439
    @kelvinoliver5439 Před 6 lety +191

    Water is actually boneless ice

  • @101roccat101
    @101roccat101 Před 6 lety +30

    "this guy is like peeling an onion, the deeper you go the more you want to cry" --- 6:50 --- WELL SAID Trevor :P

    • @graffitiwomen
      @graffitiwomen Před 3 lety +1

      "Transistor troops in our bathrooms"....wtf??? I know what he meant and it's still terrible, but also.... don't these people prep?? 😟🤣😟😟😟🤣😟😟😟😟
      I'm feeling confused....

    • @raptor1a1a
      @raptor1a1a Před 3 lety

      You cry when you peel a onion?

    • @101roccat101
      @101roccat101 Před 3 lety +2

      @@raptor1a1a dude i cry so hard, i tend to call my mommy to beat the onion up

  • @holdencovington151
    @holdencovington151 Před 4 lety +15

    “He will almost certainly be the next senator from Alabama”
    We shocked the world once and we can do it again #Jones2020

  • @ninothebunny2397
    @ninothebunny2397 Před 6 lety +84

    Bannon looks like Mr.Healy from OITNB

    • @digit975
      @digit975 Před 6 lety

      Hopefully he pulls the same move as Healy but follows through with it and offs himself

    • @miguellagos8889
      @miguellagos8889 Před 6 lety

      Oh shit! No wonder he looked so familiar!

    • @MilfianaXOXO
      @MilfianaXOXO Před 6 lety +1

      😭😭😭😭😭

    • @miapdx503
      @miapdx503 Před 6 lety

      Aerin Marr The man looks like death warmed over. And that's on a good day.

    • @vanessal2462
      @vanessal2462 Před 6 lety

      Aerin Marr I was wondering where I saw him before!!

  • @whomstvd
    @whomstvd Před 6 lety +20

    Here's the thing: Alabama still has a two party system, and as of four days ago, Doug Jones, a democrat who's progressive by US standards, was tied in the polls for Alabama's open seat in the US Senate. Some Alabamians do watch your show, even if less than other states, and I wish you'd mention these things so they don't give up from not knowing about these things.
    EDIT: Removed an 'and' that went nowhere.

    • @JnEricsonx
      @JnEricsonx Před 6 lety

      I think cynicism is contagious, God knows I have a epic case.

    • @thesovereignsequel
      @thesovereignsequel Před 6 lety +1

      Doug Jones definitely deserves more attention bc this could be a turning point in Alabamian politics if we can get a democratic win

  • @Midorikonokami
    @Midorikonokami Před 6 lety +30

    'His ideology, like his tweets, won't be so easy to delete' - that's your legacy, man.

  • @christyamar
    @christyamar Před 6 lety +48

    According to christianity god gave us free will! who gave these people the authority to interpret a book on morality according to their agenda? They are hypocrites and have no sense of reason. SEPARATION OF STATE AND CHURCH!! If anything because we are entitled to live our lives how we want, free will, our right.

    • @marias7599
      @marias7599 Před 4 lety +9

      You’re asking that to a country that writes “God Bless America” on their currency.

  • @solitare4602
    @solitare4602 Před 6 lety +94

    Wait, Blacks and Whites and Reds and Yellows fighting? Is Moore a fan of RWBY?

  • @Darkempress45
    @Darkempress45 Před 6 lety +90

    😍 I love Trevor

  • @rafyg3314
    @rafyg3314 Před 6 lety +154

    Big Luther little winning.. Lolz

  • @saffiyaalli5921
    @saffiyaalli5921 Před 6 lety +394

    Is America OK? You guys look like you're going through a cultural regression 😱

  • @jacobcleveland1858
    @jacobcleveland1858 Před 6 lety +16

    Sadly I live in alabama we always pick the worst candidate it was the choice between bigot trump supporter 1 or bigot religious trump supporter we always pick the candidate that will most likely end up in jail for embezzlement really check alabama news for the last 20 years 3 out of 4 governers ended up in the court room yes we should have voting privileges revoked.

    • @10222lucy
      @10222lucy Před 6 lety

      lmao 😂😂😂😂😂 that last bit killed me "yes we should have voting privileges revoked."

  • @KingOfMadCows
    @KingOfMadCows Před 6 lety +57

    Big Luther became a big loser.
    Unfortunately, America will still lose the biggest.

  • @LividImp
    @LividImp Před 6 lety +77

    I almost never have an epiphany during a video, but damn Trevor is right. It isn't specifically Trump we need to be worried about, it's this fascist-populism. Trump is an idiot, so he isn't really getting much done. But imagine a Trump like figure, except highly intelligent...it's fucking terrifying. We all make jokes about how it couldn't get any worse than Trump, but we also made those same jokes about George Bush Jr.

    • @LividImp
      @LividImp Před 6 lety +7

      +rustbeltrefugee
      Umm...what? If you had not addressed that to me, I would have thought you replied to the wrong thread. What are you talking about? I never even mentioned anything about "devisiveness on both sides."
      It's "divisiveness" btw.

  • @tejwindersandhu4054
    @tejwindersandhu4054 Před 6 lety +49

    Just would like to say, most Sanders' voters voted for Hillary rather than Trump. The few that did vote Trump were independents who wanted a populist and took a gamble with Trump

    • @mura9881
      @mura9881 Před 6 lety +3

      The few Sanders to Trump supporters I have interacted with were Libertarians that supported him (despite diametrically opposed politics) because they were more interested in him as an "outsider" and supported Trump because they thought of him in the same way.

    • @neroonnyx3539
      @neroonnyx3539 Před 6 lety +7

      Tej Sandhu
      Yeah. They gambled. We all lost. Except the 1%.

    • @stuckcase7775
      @stuckcase7775 Před 4 lety

      Nero Onnyx we all as in the rest of the World relying on the American tax payer? Or the reliance on the American soldier to sort out your problems?

  • @rayraelove4570
    @rayraelove4570 Před 6 lety +25

    Lol I honestly can't stop laughing this brightens my mood daily😂😂, Trevor you are really entertaining ❤

  • @Jebbtube
    @Jebbtube Před 6 lety +15

    The more they fight with each other, the more hope we have.

  • @alkydah6741
    @alkydah6741 Před 6 lety +8

    DAMMIT!!! I was watching the clock man! I had my finger on my mouse's 'left click' panel and hovering over the pause icon ready, READY to leap into action to pause the video before I shit my pants because the end credit music is so LOUD and IT STILL CAUGHT ME!!!!

  • @ginajackon6779
    @ginajackon6779 Před 5 lety +8

    Love your show💝 you bring humour to any unrealistic political system we have now! You make this bearable. Prays

  • @hhhhhh-le9bi
    @hhhhhh-le9bi Před 6 lety +9

    His trump voice impression is on point

  • @Enwrit
    @Enwrit Před 6 lety +14

    I can't believe people still vote for guys this extreme

  • @jemz1zn631
    @jemz1zn631 Před 4 lety +2

    It's so cool to revisit some of these old videos and realise the awesome skills of the and daily show team....their writing and presentation makes this show in my Books .. GOAT

  • @misterhulk
    @misterhulk Před 6 lety +2

    Man, Trevor has been on fire lately, so much good comedy. Give this man an Emmy!!

  • @Ayaanmohammad786
    @Ayaanmohammad786 Před 6 lety +22

    Great show

  • @tenacious645
    @tenacious645 Před 6 lety +261

    Wait isn't it illegal to delete the tweets?

    • @simplepeasant9765
      @simplepeasant9765 Před 6 lety +24

      tenacious645 No. why would you even think that?

    • @nhaleitaefnued1555
      @nhaleitaefnued1555 Před 6 lety +140

      There was a quiet push a while back to get the Trump administration to not delete or alter tweets made as an extension of some memorandum rule that requires produced documents or speeches made by the administration to not be disposed of or changed without going through the proper channels. I believe this to be what tenacious645 may have heard at some point.

    • @einsibongo
      @einsibongo Před 6 lety +8

      There is some institution that documents all of them iirc

    • @chrislash3481
      @chrislash3481 Před 6 lety +5

      Einsi Bongo the congressional library archives the tweets on his potus account but I don’t think on his personal.

    • @davidcastleberry1720
      @davidcastleberry1720 Před 6 lety +17

      Chris Lash there isnt a difference between the accounts. Even if he set up troll accounts on CZcams all the comments should be saved

  • @mark-yn8po
    @mark-yn8po Před 6 lety +7

    The main difference between school and news is that news tells you the rules after you have broken them.

  • @steampunker7
    @steampunker7 Před 6 lety +4

    "Mango Unchained."
    Had to pause the video a moment to stop laughing at that one. Kudos Trevor. xD

  • @npr-xq2xd
    @npr-xq2xd Před 6 lety +29

    mango unchained i’m done

  • @mrshiver44
    @mrshiver44 Před 6 lety +36

    I didn't like the ending, Roy Moore's been around much longer than Trump. This strain of Republican has always been there. Trump is a symptom, not the cause of our current state.

    • @jemz1zn631
      @jemz1zn631 Před 6 lety +3

      Aaron Bohannon trump is more like a mutation of the existing situation. The symptoms r getting worse

    • @mrshiver44
      @mrshiver44 Před 6 lety

      We have 50 years of evidence that there is a continuing escalation...

    • @zayhertz-deeprest878
      @zayhertz-deeprest878 Před 6 lety

      Well Trump was engineered over decades by Roger Stone and Manafort. Trump even read against Buchanan. Fucking idiots pretend Trump was a "businessman" (funny by itself) that came out of nowhere and want tied into politics. Fact is, his campaign engineers include a demon who was indicting way back for Watergate, and puppetmastered Reagan. That's why Trump stole Reagan's slogan

  • @498fun
    @498fun Před 6 lety +5

    "The more you know" joke was so great that both Trevor and Colbert used almost the exact same graphic"

  • @mr2octavio
    @mr2octavio Před 6 lety +7

    What a turn of events!

  • @sheridan7475
    @sheridan7475 Před 6 lety +4

    Trevor, your words untangle the knots in my thoughts

  • @frankteng
    @frankteng Před 6 lety +212

    Damn it. Didn't know chuck Norris would ever be put near people like Sarah palin and Steve banan. I always bought of him as a funny joke of masculinity. What a letdown, feels bad.

    • @superkdude8D
      @superkdude8D Před 6 lety +2

      czcams.com/video/7z3Abm2RkIU/video.html

    • @toastanium1143
      @toastanium1143 Před 6 lety +4

      He DID star in a show called Walker, Texas Ranger. The signs were all there :/

    • @julianagarcia5800
      @julianagarcia5800 Před 6 lety

      Frank Teng

    • @frankteng
      @frankteng Před 6 lety +7

      It's pretty much like trump, didn't know who he was exactly ,didn't give a shit. Until you find out he's a racist idiot planing on running America.

    • @simplepeasant9765
      @simplepeasant9765 Před 6 lety +1

      Frank Teng or maybe he isn't a racist, every democrat is just calling him a racist to look bad, considering they had absolutely 0 problems with him before he ran for president.

  • @TheBraunMachine2011
    @TheBraunMachine2011 Před 6 lety +59

    7:03 Transjesters? lmao wow xD

    • @hazukichanx408
      @hazukichanx408 Před 5 lety +7

      Gotta watch out fer them durn Transjester troops in our bathrooms!
      Whatever the hell that means...

    • @fbyi2940
      @fbyi2940 Před 4 lety +1

      I know as transjester !

  • @r6u356une56ney
    @r6u356une56ney Před 3 lety +6

    Watching this from 2020, what's even more satisfying is knowing that Doug Jones beat Moore.

  • @LilSunshyn3
    @LilSunshyn3 Před 6 lety +19

    Looks like a lose-lose situation to me.

    • @simplepeasant9765
      @simplepeasant9765 Před 6 lety

      LilSunshyn3 the left has been losing for a long time now.

    • @MultiDiarmuid
      @MultiDiarmuid Před 6 lety

      The republican primaries are always lose-lose.

  • @dianeismyname250
    @dianeismyname250 Před 6 lety +96

    7:03 holy sh*t we have trans- JESTERS in our bathrooms? I will never go to the bathroom again. Maybe we can get some of those transgender troops who were thrown out of our military to save us!

    • @edwinplayer
      @edwinplayer Před 6 lety +2

      where's the trans-clowns? Jesters are just the ancestors of clowns, so it should be called trans-clowns.

    • @Gauss6174
      @Gauss6174 Před 6 lety +1

      sadly i lost a lot of respect for him ever since i saw him in an ad for some medicine that doesnt even work on john olivers show

    • @cmike123
      @cmike123 Před 6 lety

      Well Tim Curry did play as Pennywise AND Frank N. Furter so trans-jesters might be a thing!

    • @dianeismyname250
      @dianeismyname250 Před 6 lety +1

      +Rizzle Dizzle Am I? Or are you... for failing to get obvious sarcasm?

    • @thebestofurekasgold3844
      @thebestofurekasgold3844 Před 6 lety +1

      Diane Patten Lol!!! and here I was thinking he said transistors. Can we get representatives that speak English? do they all need translators?

  • @ucheudedibor6465
    @ucheudedibor6465 Před 6 lety

    That last line... I bow at your majesty Trevor!

  • @mxewris2355
    @mxewris2355 Před 6 lety +86

    America...Sarah Palin is still a thing? xD

    • @toastanium1143
      @toastanium1143 Před 6 lety +2

      Sushi Guy So weird. I haven't seen her since her reality TV show

    • @javierrico1996
      @javierrico1996 Před 6 lety +1

      How is she still a thing?

  • @crogor1
    @crogor1 Před 6 lety +40

    Yo did this dude say transistor instead of transgender

    • @jemz1zn631
      @jemz1zn631 Před 6 lety +3

      siphoned I heard trans jester. I can see y he doesn't want them in the troops cos in the event of war they will kill the enemy by telling jokes and making them laugh to death

    • @overthemoon9941
      @overthemoon9941 Před 6 lety +2

      siphoned ..I know.....lmao..!!

  • @Steelmage99
    @Steelmage99 Před 6 lety +6

    "Loyalty is the most important thing to Trump"
    No, Trevor. Loyalty *_to Trump_* is the most important thing to Trump. The actual concept of loyalty....not so much.
    This ain't a two-way door, baby. :)

  • @ollynolly4592
    @ollynolly4592 Před 6 lety +2

    It's amazing how when I was little and still lived in South Africa I used to look up to the U.S. and I thought that everything there was great. I thought that the people were kind and open, accepting and not judging. As a kid I honestly thought that that was some sort of paradise and I couldn't wait to grow up and travel there. Now I live in Europe and I am somewhat grown and I can't tell you how disappointed I am

  • @Theomite
    @Theomite Před 6 lety +8

    9:22 I've been saying that since before he was inaugurated. He's created a cult of personality that will outlive him and mutate to idealize him beyond his intentions along a more purist trajectory. Hitler's iconographic rendition of himself persists over 70 years after his death and will probably be around for centuries more. All Trump has done has created the American variation of this and will have the same results.
    Unless we do something about the population constituency that proliferates the Trumpist cultural model from one generation to another, we'll never be rid of it. We let it breed and ferment for too long without culling it.

  • @MrBoondock1
    @MrBoondock1 Před 6 lety +3

    Trevor Noah has found a way to stop my ad blocker.....what sorcery is this?

  • @shoegal
    @shoegal Před 6 lety +7

    So many witty gems in this.

  • @rubysmoke7150
    @rubysmoke7150 Před 6 lety

    Brilliant. You refine thought Trevor

  • @c.sousecstasy6133
    @c.sousecstasy6133 Před 6 lety

    So well said!

  • @buzzyboo3837
    @buzzyboo3837 Před 3 lety +4

    "Transgender troop in our bathrooms."
    Y'all want us to just use different bathrooms now? Oh wait! We cant become troops now can we. So guess you dont have to worry about this problem.

  • @Zaped75
    @Zaped75 Před 6 lety +5

    I thought deleting tweets was a crime if your president?there office statements.

  • @sageoftruth
    @sageoftruth Před 4 lety +2

    I didn't think Trump was capable of deleting one of his tweets. Wouldn't that require him to acknowledge that he made a mistake?

  • @tracyodetta4677
    @tracyodetta4677 Před 3 lety

    THANKYOU TREVOR LOVE TRACY

  • @laylalivingston6430
    @laylalivingston6430 Před 6 lety +4

    That last part could be a tag line for american horror story.

  • @nromk
    @nromk Před 6 lety +9

    speaking of beastilty, it's leagl in Texas

  • @garyberger9257
    @garyberger9257 Před 6 lety +2

    MANGO UNCHAINED! OMG that almost killed me!

  • @acej08
    @acej08 Před 6 lety

    Yup... And that's sad 😓😓😓..

  • @elcapitan008
    @elcapitan008 Před 6 lety +10

    @Whoever edits video for TDS: While I get the point of having a louder intro and outro: They are |rediculously loud| compared to the regular volume of Trevor's Voice and can go down several decibels without changing the effect. Several videos a week ago had a more reasonable volume but the latest ones are back up to uncomfortable volume difference. Please fix.

  • @arnoldschwarzenegger8516
    @arnoldschwarzenegger8516 Před 4 lety +7

    It's like Hitler. When he died the ideology lived on

  • @rogerwilliamsii2934
    @rogerwilliamsii2934 Před 6 lety

    Wow. Didn't see that coming......

  • @Silkendrum
    @Silkendrum Před 6 lety

    Scary.

  • @Panda-nz9en
    @Panda-nz9en Před 6 lety +5

    I have 15 min to be asleep to wale up on time

  • @garrygrewal149
    @garrygrewal149 Před 6 lety +4

    Excellent coverage and those lines at the end hit me or rather us so freakin hard.

  • @karenshelley5366
    @karenshelley5366 Před 6 lety +1

    I am still laughing...I love you Noah! keep the humor coming! LOL!

  • @riyasadchowdhury3095
    @riyasadchowdhury3095 Před 3 lety +2

    "If you ever have to bring up bestiality in an argument, u have already lost. The only thing you are proving is you shouldn't be left alone on a farm" 🤣🤣🤣

  • @shoficulislam5428
    @shoficulislam5428 Před 5 lety +3

    Run Forest, Run...

  • @johnwayne4274
    @johnwayne4274 Před 6 lety +6

    Bow your mushroom tips for our late hugh hefner.

  • @ChristopherDazey
    @ChristopherDazey Před 6 lety +1

    The first rule of M & M fight club is that nobody talks about Crispy.

  • @Poochie1
    @Poochie1 Před 6 lety +1

    Great Air Guitar Trevor. Love it

  • @abdul-wahiddacosta8450
    @abdul-wahiddacosta8450 Před 6 lety +3

    Trevor forgets his nickname from donald is travis xD

  • @maameserwaaawuah5744
    @maameserwaaawuah5744 Před 6 lety +105

    I'm so early I don't know what to comment

    • @FLyyyT_
      @FLyyyT_ Před 6 lety +4

      maame serwaa Awuah read a book. Get more creative.

    • @yugandali
      @yugandali Před 6 lety +3

      Ask them to turn down the music at the end.

  • @neolinkaoz502
    @neolinkaoz502 Před 6 lety

    So true

  • @jasonakin1553
    @jasonakin1553 Před 6 lety

    Noah good point

  • @frankteng
    @frankteng Před 6 lety +3

    Probably pissed on himself

  • @christianschoff2490
    @christianschoff2490 Před 6 lety +5

    ROFLMAO at Mango Unchained!

  • @chrismilton2695
    @chrismilton2695 Před 4 lety

    Embarrassed then pissed!!😃😃😃😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @themagnolia8470
    @themagnolia8470 Před 6 lety

    I love Trevors brand of investigative truth presented with driven reality to spark higher thinking.....peaceful yet spirit hearted.

  • @cedrickulacz8468
    @cedrickulacz8468 Před 6 lety +7

    Actually, Moore is wrong about zoophilia. For example, here in Florida at least for the time being (unless changed recently) sex laws state that sex must be straight, in the missionary, and not with a porcupine. So, in some states beastiality is more legal than homosexuality. XD And measures to legalize homosexuality didn't even come to the floor to be voted on here.
    In short, Florida gets weird in ways Florida Man don't show.

  • @SuperPirate18
    @SuperPirate18 Před 6 lety +3

    Mango unchained!!

  • @rezolutionist7715
    @rezolutionist7715 Před 6 lety

    Very deep idea at the end..no joke, I mean it. Deep and frightening.

  • @somethingtowatch8187
    @somethingtowatch8187 Před 3 lety +1

    I was very confused in those first couple of seconds