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  • Trump’s border wall went from “Mexico’s gonna pay” to Mexicans literally stealing pieces of the wall. Here’s a recap of the four-year saga. #DailyShow #Trump #TrevorNoah
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  • @CrystalRuizEnriquez
    @CrystalRuizEnriquez Před 3 lety +3175

    Mexico's president actually laughed when he was told mexico would pay for the wall...lol

    • @CrystalRuizEnriquez
      @CrystalRuizEnriquez Před 3 lety +305

      @@deaneshelman579 and so are americans and canadians...mexico is still not paying for the wall. 🤷🏻‍♀️

    • @monkchips
      @monkchips Před 3 lety +139

      The cheeto in chief has managed to build 400 miles of his wall, I mean replace 360 miles with new wall (that can be free climbed in 27 seconds or less than a minute with a revolutionary new invention called a ladder p.s did you know ladders were older than walls and wheels). So only 1500 miles to go he would need another 12 years in office just to get that done.

    • @CrystalRuizEnriquez
      @CrystalRuizEnriquez Před 3 lety +91

      @@monkchips lol true, there was already a "wall" and the new one can still be climbed over. It, quite literally, didn't change anything.

    • @CrystalRuizEnriquez
      @CrystalRuizEnriquez Před 3 lety +37

      @Ada 1812 if you've researched it, it basically stayed the same🤷🏻‍♀️

    • @letsbehonesthoney.1038
      @letsbehonesthoney.1038 Před 3 lety +32

      @Ada 1812 Lol no they aren’t www.marketwatch.com/amp/story/why-mexico-didnt-pay-for-the-border-wall-and-shouldnt-have-to-2020-09-24
      www.npr.org/2018/12/20/678557749/fact-check-border-wall-funding
      www.vox.com/platform/amp/2018/12/20/18149433/trump-mexico-pay-for-border-wall
      Lets stop acting like immigration is a bad thing if your not Native American or original African American your ancestors are immigrants

  • @amnathegrande
    @amnathegrande Před 3 lety +2454

    *"I built a wall around my house...* *_and Donald Trump payed for it."_* 😂👏👏

  • @RoniForeva
    @RoniForeva Před 3 lety +908

    Me: How did we survive 4 years of this man?
    Also Me: Trevor noah that's how

    • @DevilJin01
      @DevilJin01 Před 3 lety +32

      I still remember the day when my co worker asked me how were we going to get through 4 years of Trump. Trevor was a good help

    • @jedcauffield1858
      @jedcauffield1858 Před 3 lety +9

      Underrated votes for comment... Even if 2 days old

    • @RoniForeva
      @RoniForeva Před 3 lety +4

      @@jedcauffield1858 lol thank you!

    • @RoniForeva
      @RoniForeva Před 3 lety +13

      @@DevilJin01 he really was, he added so much humour to such dire times that I didn't realize how extremely bad and suffocating the trump era was till Biden won and I breathed a huge sigh of relief

    • @Jacob-zk1jy
      @Jacob-zk1jy Před 3 lety +8

      I still remember trying to convince myself, no matter how much I hated trump, that he would do fine. He’d be a good president right? Well as soon as 2017 hit I skipped from denial stage all the way to acceptance.

  • @sunlynnhatchett3983
    @sunlynnhatchett3983 Před rokem +23

    "You show me a 50-foot wall, and I'll show you a 51-foot ladder."
    -Janet Napolitano

  • @kagakai7729
    @kagakai7729 Před 3 lety +705

    We thought he'd run the country like a business. It turns out that he's running the country like one of _his_ businesses.

    • @mkspencer88
      @mkspencer88 Před 3 lety +2

      and his businesses have what?

    • @claudiajones356
      @claudiajones356 Před 3 lety +28

      Yep .but how will he file bankruptcy

    • @shayc78
      @shayc78 Před 3 lety +35

      @@mkspencer88 bankruptcy status

    • @zedianzediessi
      @zedianzediessi Před 3 lety +6

      This is a rare gem

    • @robertduransongcovers4401
      @robertduransongcovers4401 Před 3 lety +20

      @Kaga Kai~~~That was my prediction was before he became president. It turns out he sucks being a business man. He has chased his tail for a while now for money. Totally agree with your comment.

  • @midknight
    @midknight Před 3 lety +3112

    To be fair, thanks to Trump’s complete ineptitude with handling the pandemic response, no one from any country wants to travel to the US, nor can we travel to theirs. Trump has built a wall around the whole of America, he just didn’t tell us we’d all be stuck inside.

    • @ryuman757
      @ryuman757 Před 3 lety +216

      Literally. We've been telling people for years that he was going to turn us into a fascist country, and now look at us; Involuntary North Korea. We already had the "condemning anyone who says bad words about our country, or kneels during our holy National Anthem!" part down to a T, and we've got our corrupt government, denying facts, running with their conspiracies, while calling facts about them conspiracies, and telling us "it's all under control and there's nothing to fear, except those Brown people over there!"

    • @frankie8691
      @frankie8691 Před 3 lety +141

      @@ryuman757 Meanwhile, in North Korea, Kim Jong Un's showing signs of becoming an empathetic leader and apologizing for his failings...

    • @nowayjose1313
      @nowayjose1313 Před 3 lety +105

      Holy crap, this is absolutely true. We have an invisible wall and many low income residents are drying including the elderly. His plan worked.

    • @Mont3000
      @Mont3000 Před 3 lety +23

      thats one way to look at.

    • @rain3743
      @rain3743 Před 3 lety +44

      I always believed the wall was to keep us in.

  • @killeing
    @killeing Před 3 lety +434

    "The only thing worse than one trump... is many trumps." Truer words have never been spoken.

    • @PM-qi4mh
      @PM-qi4mh Před 3 lety +5

      Are you looking forward to the higher taxes with no job? While the rich are smart enough to hide their money and move their businesses to other countries. America is about to see mass unemployment, mass homelessness, more poverty than ever before and another war. North Korea has a new big bomb for you.

    • @killeing
      @killeing Před 3 lety +8

      @@PM-qi4mhYou mean the bill only targeting people making over $400 Grand a year? I know this might be shocking to hear, but i'm PERFECTLY FINE with paying 10% additional taxes if I freaking made over $400,000 a year

    • @PM-qi4mh
      @PM-qi4mh Před 3 lety

      @@killeing You think he is only going to tax 10% to people making over $400.000. How retarded they pay more than that after the clowns tax cuts. K. Harris wants trillions for her global warming plan they're coming after you too.

    • @killeing
      @killeing Před 3 lety +4

      @@PM-qi4mh As proven by the fact that everybody who knows this clearly voted for Biden with that intention.......
      Seriously, think a little more before you presume.

    • @PM-qi4mh
      @PM-qi4mh Před 3 lety

      @• A Lonely Nugget • Don't you have a protest against child rape to go protest against and call them Nazis? I bet you learned nothing from history and the wars of empires. The Romans the British and Hitler basically everything you know is only a tiny fraction of it but you liberals are experts on everything right? Experts on your own one sided nonsense.

  • @russelljackson2818
    @russelljackson2818 Před 3 lety +163

    I had never heard of that "stealing the wall" story. That is fucking priceless.

    • @Nergal_Slayer
      @Nergal_Slayer Před 3 lety +10

      It's a thing in China too. Poor people stealing bricks from the great Wall of China

    • @marsarchive
      @marsarchive Před 3 lety +8

      @@Nergal_Slayer damn that's sad mate

    • @kathyturner6177
      @kathyturner6177 Před 2 lety +4

      Trump stole our tax money.

  • @amnathegrande
    @amnathegrande Před 3 lety +2223

    I love how this ended with: *"Mexico's trying to steal the wall."* 😂👏

    • @brentjames2576
      @brentjames2576 Před 3 lety +21

      Trump supporters back to the hole January 20 2021 Biden inauguration day

    • @zztwistzz2861
      @zztwistzz2861 Před 3 lety +9

      @@brentjames2576 yessirrrr

    • @rna24
      @rna24 Před 3 lety +32

      Is it stealing if they paid for it?😅

    • @alondraandradeandrade7293
      @alondraandradeandrade7293 Před 3 lety +9

      Actually stealing it, more like ajjajaj

    • @siobhanc777
      @siobhanc777 Před 3 lety +19

      They have stolen our wall and they stole the fencing around the wall lmfao and Steve bannon was arrested for building a website that scammed millions from donors who donated to help pay for the wall thru his fraudulent wall building website lol nice!!!

  • @Bigbrain2611
    @Bigbrain2611 Před 3 lety +848

    "There will be a payment. It will be in a form. Perhaps a complicated form."

    • @floridashottest2538
      @floridashottest2538 Před 3 lety +71

      I almost stopped watching after hearing that stupidity

    • @yankeeladee02
      @yankeeladee02 Před 3 lety +20

      Speaking in riddles...😖 Zero sense

    • @lynnwilhoite6194
      @lynnwilhoite6194 Před 3 lety +50

      @@yankeeladee02 More like speaking in nonsense. Anyone, and I mean anyone who believed that Mexico was gonna pay for the wall is ignorant.

    • @Kasiarzynka
      @Kasiarzynka Před 3 lety +27

      "They will pay in check. [...] They are not going to pay in check."

    • @ritalavon5093
      @ritalavon5093 Před 3 lety +7

      🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @KTBF_Productions
    @KTBF_Productions Před 3 lety +569

    Who's here just binging trump memes after he left

    • @fishy2374
      @fishy2374 Před 3 lety +36

      It’s so much funnier now that he’s gone

    • @ferdinandb.s8975
      @ferdinandb.s8975 Před 3 lety +23

      Yeah because anyone who is defending him after the capital is a joke really

    • @ijn2477
      @ijn2477 Před 3 lety +1

      Me

    • @a-disaster5285
      @a-disaster5285 Před 2 lety

      I went under during his time and looking back it’s truly laughable seeing how there’s still people voting for him over that 4 year sh*tshow

  • @jamieangel3766
    @jamieangel3766 Před 3 lety +250

    I don't know who this guy is, but he is so funny, I LOVE his Trump voice

    • @malayamigo
      @malayamigo Před 3 lety +27

      This guy's name is Trevor Noah
      If you've got time then I'd suggest watching his stand up shows
      I'd also suggest looking up Gabriel iglesias, he introduced Trevor into the comedy world as far as I know.
      These two can make ya laugh till your jaws and lungs start to hurt.

    • @jamieangel3766
      @jamieangel3766 Před 3 lety +10

      @@malayamigo nice one thanx! I'll defo check out his stand up. I've seen Fluffy by G.Iglesias, he is indeed comedy gold

    • @Jacob-zk1jy
      @Jacob-zk1jy Před 3 lety +1

      “You are fake news”
      Trevor and his trump voice saying Donald is the imposter

    • @mossercompanies9030
      @mossercompanies9030 Před 3 lety +1

      Hopefully you joking, if you ain't you probably live under the rock.

    • @hermanblume275
      @hermanblume275 Před 3 lety +3

      Never heard of Trevor? What planet are you from???

  • @confusedcabal342
    @confusedcabal342 Před 3 lety +912

    As a Mexican, I’m truly baffled by Trump’s views on my people. Its like looking at an antivaxxer, their fears are nonsensical and odd.

    • @DevineAbyss
      @DevineAbyss Před 3 lety +24

      Now we need a wall around the American internet to keep those comments out. Mexico is gonna pay for it! (:

    • @dulcecelestepalacios5194
      @dulcecelestepalacios5194 Před 3 lety +48

      @@DevineAbyss 😂😂 good luck with that....your people are so dependent on the internet it's become part of their culture, without foreign creators you'll be left with a very limited understanding of the world and that may just as well lead to your demise :), I get you're one of those who will probably never get it, but we're stronger together and if anything was to happen to us the world would not be able to keep itself safe alone, I mean you're seeing it right now with covid.... but whatever, just don't say we didn't warn you.

    • @idigamstudios7463
      @idigamstudios7463 Před 3 lety +34

      That's racism for ya

    • @dollymadison2397
      @dollymadison2397 Před 3 lety +65

      As an American, I am truly baffled by Trump's views on your ppl.

    • @sixfeetundertheradar6080
      @sixfeetundertheradar6080 Před 3 lety +25

      It’s a cult

  • @cmacdhon
    @cmacdhon Před 3 lety +601

    Immediately after trump stated that he would leave the country if he lost, Mexico (as well as every other country) began building their own wall, to keep him out.

    • @mefman9
      @mefman9 Před 3 lety +47

      Hopefully he takes his supporters with him.

    • @inappropriatemushroom4709
      @inappropriatemushroom4709 Před 3 lety +5

      The North American Free Trade Agreement (NAFTA) created the world’s largest free trade area of 454 million people.1 It links the economies of the United States, Canada, and Mexico. In 2018, the U.S. GDP was $20.5 trillion this paid for the wall ...

    • @PM-qi4mh
      @PM-qi4mh Před 3 lety +1

      He should leave with all his billions of dollars because he isn't as stupid as you.. Are you looking forward to the higher taxes with no job? While the rich are smart enough to hide their money and move their businesses to other countries. America is about to see mass unemployment, mass homelessness, more poverty than ever before and another war. North Korea has a new big bomb for you.

    • @AllThroughALife
      @AllThroughALife Před 3 lety +34

      @@PM-qi4mh - So we're going to become a socialist country and guns will be banned and we'll all be Muslims and the poor will be rich and the rich will be poor and they'll make soda illegal and make us all eat rice cakes and take away out remote controls and... Give it a rest. These are the scare tactics Mitch McConnell and his minions have been pushing for decades. Try looking at history... guns are still legal, the economy and stock market did better under Clinton and Obama than under Bush and Trump, and no Democrat ever outlawed Christmas. Grow up.

    • @11Survivor
      @11Survivor Před 3 lety +22

      @@PM-qi4mh Literally everything you said was bullshit LMAO.
      Trump is billions in *debt!* He has no money.
      America is already seeing mass unepmloyment.
      America is already seeing mass homelessness.
      America is already seeing mass poverty.
      And Trump almost started world war three on Twitter three times and took the US out of international agreements.
      Everything you said already happened... Halfway through Trump's presidency.

  • @TheSecondVersion
    @TheSecondVersion Před 2 lety +116

    Watching this in 2022, a year after he left office. These clips feel like a fever dream. This non-stop absurdity was *"normal"* for four years.

  • @ahmedusman2145
    @ahmedusman2145 Před 3 lety +160

    This guy is hilarious as hell , during dark times this is the place to go to

  • @ashleywalton2758
    @ashleywalton2758 Před 3 lety +560

    Oh what a goddamn throwback, this has been the longest 4 years ever

    • @robs6661
      @robs6661 Před 3 lety

      @William Wilhite Dungald? czcams.com/video/tqqwTgk8ri0/video.html

    • @tracer740
      @tracer740 Před 3 lety +4

      ... and it never ends, just gets worse. Please, election day rid us of this curse1

    • @SM_757
      @SM_757 Před 3 lety

      @William Wilhite I already saw that last election when so many people overreacted over his win

    • @governmentcheese411
      @governmentcheese411 Před 3 lety

      it's not been the longest. it's just that trump got so much done. that few can imagine he did it so fast, lol.... so come on dummy... lets hear exactly how you think trump failed this nation, lol.....
      prior to pandemic, best employment numbers in US history for ALL ethnic groups.
      record home sales, job growth, record level wage growth, secured borders, leveled trade deals, V.A. rebuilt, NASA funding increase, energy independence, prison reform, welfare reforms, right to choose etc etc etc etc..... lol...
      now lets see what you have, lol... obvously i rather doubt you have the intelligence to offer anything more than the typical leftist mantra's. but ya never know, lol...

    • @clairesucks
      @clairesucks Před 3 lety +1

      I refused to turn 37 because it was a stolen birthday.

  • @lololololololololololololo7754

    Imagine having a president who wants to build a multi billion dollar wall that can be defeated by a 40 dollar ladder

    • @DigitalRag3X
      @DigitalRag3X Před 3 lety +13

      Can a “””priceless””” person be defeated by 600 dollar bullets?🤥🤥🤥 (idk how much a human costs)

    • @imherefor2things
      @imherefor2things Před 3 lety +156

      And imagine that half the country thinks the guy is brilliant.

    • @ItsukaShimotsuki
      @ItsukaShimotsuki Před 3 lety +19

      @@DigitalRag3X Knowing the military-industrial complex, stationing troops along the border cost way much more than 600 dollars.

    • @philippschmitz1787
      @philippschmitz1787 Před 3 lety +15

      @@imherefor2things Not anymore... it's just around 40% and many of them are evangelists... and those zealots play in a whole different league of insanity.

    • @philippschmitz1787
      @philippschmitz1787 Před 3 lety +18

      @Hakageryuu That's not very surprising if you take into account that they're a cult and see Trump as their guru. They're literally brainwashed and think that God wanted Trump to be president. That's why they don't question him, because questioning Trump is in their brainwashed worldview the same as questioning God... and both is heresy.
      To criticize Trump is for them what Mohammed Cartoons are for radical islamists. Trump is the leader of a religious movement. Even some of his speeches sound like prayers... Trump is the highpriest of his own personal religion... and I wouldn't be too surprised if an apocalypse ever happens... there will be a cult roaming the toxic wastelands... their priests wear red ties and yellow hoods... and paint their faces orange... they end their prayers with "It is true!" instead of amen... and they call themselves the church of Trump...
      Reminds me a little bit of family guy... that episode in which Peter founds the church of Fonzie.

  • @thesadesttrex7119
    @thesadesttrex7119 Před 3 lety +22

    «Peaches The border wall...peaches is just a wall doing wally things» 🍑🧱

  • @TheEndless935
    @TheEndless935 Před rokem +15

    As a Mexican, I have never laughed so hard at Donald Trumps wall in my life until now.🤣😂😂🤣

  • @Brian-_
    @Brian-_ Před 3 lety +246

    They thought Mexico was going to pay for a wall 🤣😂🤣

    • @iliamthaisvilella3159
      @iliamthaisvilella3159 Před 3 lety +11

      The thought 😂😂😂

    • @floridashottest2538
      @floridashottest2538 Před 3 lety +21

      They had Mexico fucked up🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @mariaconerly
      @mariaconerly Před 3 lety +39

      The fact that ANYONE could believe that he was gonna really make Mexico pay for a wall to keep themselves out is beyond me. Why would they pay for it? Who paid for that portion of that "big, beautiful wall" that was put up??? Not that clown! The people who actually pay taxes! The fact that so many people still listen to anything that spews from his mouth is beyond me.

    • @user-mc3yr6cr5p
      @user-mc3yr6cr5p Před 3 lety +14

      Mexico be like: mf how you going to make *me* pay?

    • @stacytorchio1174
      @stacytorchio1174 Před 3 lety

      Nice comments, I will like to know more about you if you don't mind....send me your WhatsApp number or hangout, because I like meeting new people on internet...

  • @pagesinked
    @pagesinked Před 3 lety +355

    I forgot Trevor used to wear suits and sit in a studio.

    • @servraghgiorsal7382
      @servraghgiorsal7382 Před 2 lety +2

      Yeah, Trevor,. Ditch the suit and tie. I like you rocking the more relaxed look ☺️☺️☺️😷😷😷

  • @g_g1241
    @g_g1241 Před 3 lety +82

    I always hated the "U.S.A U.S.A" shout, but this guy made me laugh while he was shouting it, this is amazing

    • @Angry5704
      @Angry5704 Před 3 lety +1

      In recent times, it's definitely valid to hate.

    • @xt0t4ld34thx
      @xt0t4ld34thx Před 2 lety

      And even in this environment it had its typical reaction. What in the World?!

    • @dpm2937
      @dpm2937 Před 2 lety +1

      YOU ESSAY YOU ESSAY

  • @stanleycopper1167
    @stanleycopper1167 Před 3 lety +33

    His Mexican impressions are on point. Kinda sounds like Cesar Vialpando from GTA.

    • @marsarchive
      @marsarchive Před 3 lety +1

      i'm mexican and he kinda sounds like my uncle speaking English which i love

  • @quickchange708
    @quickchange708 Před 3 lety +236

    This feels like 10 years ago.

    • @rendiertrui133
      @rendiertrui133 Před 3 lety +6

      Time goes fast when ur having fun :)
      Wait, right?

    • @ianhughes9246
      @ianhughes9246 Před 3 lety +9

      I was in 8th grade when he was president and now I'm a senior so yes it really does feel like a decade

    • @DanielaMartinez-vn1nv
      @DanielaMartinez-vn1nv Před 3 lety

      @@ianhughes9246 same

    • @carlr458
      @carlr458 Před 3 lety +4

      @@ianhughes9246 I'm so sorry that this was your teenage years.

    • @ianhughes9246
      @ianhughes9246 Před 3 lety +3

      @@carlr458 Thank you very much it been hell since 2018.

  • @yankeeladee02
    @yankeeladee02 Před 3 lety +81

    2016-2020... Longest decade ever 😂😫

    • @ulysessoliverasponyman
      @ulysessoliverasponyman Před 3 lety +5

      It's going to be even longer if he stays

    • @yankeeladee02
      @yankeeladee02 Před 3 lety

      @@ulysessoliverasponyman ☠️🍑☠️

    • @edutubesa1354
      @edutubesa1354 Před 3 lety

      A decade is 10 years not 4

    • @yankeeladee02
      @yankeeladee02 Před 3 lety +4

      @@edutubesa1354 -Ohhh, wow! No kidding! You have a large uh-brain. You too are a stable genius. Thanks, bigly. 🤓😝

    • @alexe14606
      @alexe14606 Před 3 lety +1

      Them 2010s were a crazy year haha

  • @michelcharbonnier7603
    @michelcharbonnier7603 Před 3 lety +223

    "They might write us a check by the time they see what happens"
    "Obviously they're not gonna write a check"
    The Trump presidency in a nutshell.

    • @Carlos-ui5dx
      @Carlos-ui5dx Před 2 lety +4

      B-but the NAFTA deal! We still won, right?!?...r-right? LOL

    • @londonsparrow9531
      @londonsparrow9531 Před 2 lety +2

      Nut-shell is correct.
      Totally nuts.

    • @Geniusignotus
      @Geniusignotus Před 2 lety +2

      I'm not American but what I find exceedingly ironic is that the most popular conservative President in modern US history, Ronald Reagan, was dead set against walls that he personally challenged the then-Soviet premier Michael Gorbachev to "viciously tear down" the Berlin Wall😂

  • @criminallaw2015
    @criminallaw2015 Před rokem +2

    Trevor is a genius🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣America paid for my fence

  • @haroldpinteresque4460
    @haroldpinteresque4460 Před 3 lety +97

    Donald promises he will leave the country if he loses. Maybe we can continue building that wall to keep people like him from returning.

    • @westein1282
      @westein1282 Před 3 lety +8

      Now he's saying he'll have to be dragged out kicking and screaming. He really can't pick a side can he?

    • @rowcookie3925
      @rowcookie3925 Před 3 lety

      Lol

    • @PM-qi4mh
      @PM-qi4mh Před 3 lety

      He should leave with all his billions of dollars because he isn't as stupid as you.. Are you looking forward to the higher taxes with no job? While the rich are smart enough to hide their money and move their businesses to other countries. America is about to see mass unemployment, mass homelessness, more poverty than ever before and another war. North Korea has a new big bomb for you.

    • @haroldpinteresque4460
      @haroldpinteresque4460 Před 3 lety +2

      @@PM-qi4mh You and t**** are Covid's best friends. Hoping you and your sister-bride have a joyous life in Alabama.

    • @yisizhang8499
      @yisizhang8499 Před 3 lety

      @@PM-qi4mh fun fact: defending billionaires that exploit ordinary citizens for profit isnt going to make you bill gates

  • @lukasvondaheim
    @lukasvondaheim Před 3 lety +216

    A wall is older than the wheel...
    "few seconds later"
    The wheel is older than the wall...
    You see what I mean?

    • @handyvickers
      @handyvickers Před 3 lety +5

      Don't worry, Lukas, in a few weeks motor mouth will be HISTORY!! Bad history, I grant you, but history nonetheless...

    • @Jacob-zk1jy
      @Jacob-zk1jy Před 3 lety +6

      @@handyvickers and the most scandals for any leader in history, most money stolen from the treasury than any other, most personal money made by using government money on casinos and hotels up to billions of dollars than any other, and stupidest things ever comin out of someone’s mouth such as complementing white supremacists, starting cults, and convincing people to take his words literally and when he slips up his supporters take it way too far as always

  • @keananrice9173
    @keananrice9173 Před 3 lety +7

    No I'm not taking a hammer to peaches! 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣 Absolutely hilarious and perfectly nailed!

  • @maishaafia2357
    @maishaafia2357 Před 3 lety +6

    "we'll see you in the Olympic team" good one 🤣🤣

  • @talsorek1094
    @talsorek1094 Před 3 lety +33

    "Mexico stealing the border wall." That is the most hilarious shit I have heard all quarantine. Being a quarter Mexican never felt better.

  • @pandapanda4124
    @pandapanda4124 Před 3 lety +373

    Who's going to pay for the wall?
    Mexico
    Mexic
    Mexi
    Mex
    Me

  • @hozierenthusiast
    @hozierenthusiast Před rokem +1

    17:05 THE LAUGH IN THE BACKROUND I WAS WHEEZING

  • @richardsundermann8128
    @richardsundermann8128 Před rokem +1

    Trevor is just great. And whoever produced this segment, ending with Mexicans stealing the wall!

  • @tanyawalters8775
    @tanyawalters8775 Před 3 lety +183

    I remember when you first reported that Mexico was stealing the wall. I laughed just as hard. It made my day. Has to be one of the best and funniest things to come from that stupid wall.

  • @tjaspire
    @tjaspire Před 3 lety +466

    Trump: "Mexico's gonna pay for the wall."
    "We're not paying for the wall." -Mexico

    • @CrystalMouse1
      @CrystalMouse1 Před 3 lety +6

      T J right 😂 it’s like Wiley Coyote being put off by the road runner holding up a sign that reads: “Go away!”

    • @tatriceshipp9139
      @tatriceshipp9139 Před 3 lety +18

      Also trump:Please stop saying mexico won't pay for the wall"! No lie he actually called the mexican president and said that 🤣

    • @37Dionysos
      @37Dionysos Před 3 lety +33

      Actually Mexico's former president said "We're not paying for his FUCKING wall."

    • @Nugget-bw9oy
      @Nugget-bw9oy Před 3 lety +10

      Mexico= badass

    • @executionergabriel924
      @executionergabriel924 Před 3 lety +3

      But we are paying for the wall !!!!😂😂😂😂not all of it but we are

  • @tlozfreak888
    @tlozfreak888 Před 3 lety +24

    "The wheel is older than the wall"
    How did I miss this? Too much garbage spewing from his mouth.

    • @Isokatmydydecsf
      @Isokatmydydecsf Před 3 lety +1

      It's what hit me.
      How. Can someone, the president of the United States of America even think that, it's not even logical !
      Of course walls were built first, it's just... A wall. Like, it's so easy to make, in concept so simple.
      A wheel ? A real wheel ? Nah.

  • @shogun8376
    @shogun8376 Před 2 lety +3

    "It will be in a form, perhaps a complicated form..." 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @kanamekiyru
    @kanamekiyru Před 3 lety +86

    I keep asking his supporters "wheres that wall" it just pisses them off

    • @espenstoro
      @espenstoro Před 3 lety +6

      That's most likely planned for his 5th term in office. I just made that up, but it could be an actual quote at this rate.

    • @vividleo
      @vividleo Před 3 lety +3

      Really like this was Trump's big campaign promise

    • @sharonsmalls6846
      @sharonsmalls6846 Před 3 lety +5

      I am going to start asking his supporters this question as well.

    • @mjgfromthed674
      @mjgfromthed674 Před 3 lety +5

      Yes it does. Then they start complaining about some Obama thing. Its crazy.

    • @sk-rx1yt
      @sk-rx1yt Před 3 lety

      As dose math reading science social studies ANY FACTS! DEMOCRACY! RACES! ECT.

  • @attacker2347
    @attacker2347 Před 3 lety +352

    **in future**
    Trump : I will make Mexico pay for the wall
    Mexico : how bout tacos
    Trump : I’ll accept that

    • @albertov137
      @albertov137 Před 3 lety +1

      Not a bad idea ey

    • @Kiflaam
      @Kiflaam Před 3 lety +2

      @@JohnDouqh let's go case by case. It's a thick bullshit the alt-right has been trying to push.

    • @lynnwilhoite6194
      @lynnwilhoite6194 Před 3 lety +1

      @@tenpuzzles John Dough is a troll posting the same tripe under every comment... don’t feed him.

    • @mbgal7758
      @mbgal7758 Před 3 lety

      He likes taco salad

    • @RustOnWheels
      @RustOnWheels Před 3 lety

      In future? Drumpf? I hope not!
      Let it end next month, please!

  • @Tandez_Academy
    @Tandez_Academy Před 4 měsíci +3

    Rewatching this in January 2024 and we're still waiting for Mexico to pay for the wall 😂 Trump you're a joke 😅

  • @georgehays4900
    @georgehays4900 Před 2 lety +6

    Donnie, the gift that keeps on giving for comedians.

  • @krististevens230
    @krististevens230 Před 3 lety +64

    Seeing this look back I'm just in awe that tons of people watched these antics for 4 yrs and NOW they see hes nuts!

  • @RajChacko
    @RajChacko Před 3 lety +58

    Favorite line- Resident of Tijuana saying "Yo man, I built the wall around my house, and Donald Trump paid for it"

  • @jrlulysahily
    @jrlulysahily Před rokem +6

    Mexicans are the best hard working friendly people you can meet , party every weekend, enjoy life with family and as long as USA buy their products they will keep producing it 👍👍👍👍

  • @kristinabeeching6849
    @kristinabeeching6849 Před 2 lety +3

    Trevor is a treasure that we must protect at all costs.

    • @andraddya8447
      @andraddya8447 Před 2 lety +1

      He is not funny

    • @kristinabeeching6849
      @kristinabeeching6849 Před 2 lety +2

      @@andraddya8447 that’s just like your opinion man.

    • @Roflcrabs
      @Roflcrabs Před 2 lety

      @@kristinabeeching6849 he really isn't. I can't believe I'm saying this but I'd rather Amy Schumer.

    • @nunyabusiness1406
      @nunyabusiness1406 Před 2 lety

      @@andraddya8447 To you*

    • @andraddya8447
      @andraddya8447 Před 2 lety

      @@nunyabusiness1406 czcams.com/video/FwqT-FSJj6E/video.html

  • @floridashottest2538
    @floridashottest2538 Před 3 lety +100

    "The wall has it's OWN WALL and the president has his own President!"
    *Shows Putin*
    LMFAOOOOO

    • @klas666
      @klas666 Před 3 lety +5

      It's an old and noble system called One Man, One Vote.
      Putin is the Man.
      He has the Vote.

    • @hieutran5191
      @hieutran5191 Před 3 lety +1

      czcams.com/video/QZiyKz7Rkrs/video.html

    • @JAT-qr8eq
      @JAT-qr8eq Před 3 lety +2

      Yeah..and now the U.S.A passport has turned into American's WALL. Do to his down playing and their handling of Covid-19..that other countries dosen't want U.S.A citizens in their countries.

  • @mrscms831
    @mrscms831 Před 3 lety +376

    Trevor, thank you so much for keeping us in stitches during this wackiest of times.

    • @tigerhodzen1963
      @tigerhodzen1963 Před 3 lety +5

      The worst and most disgusting president in America's history has been fired by American citizens.

    • @manswind3417
      @manswind3417 Před 3 lety +3

      @@tigerhodzen1963 On the downside tho, we won't be hearing Trump's comical hysterics every week anymore, which means a reduction in entertainment & Trevor's content...
      But of course, a country's development & progress is much more important than mere entertainment value.

    • @Casey17857
      @Casey17857 Před rokem +1

      @@tigerhodzen1963 2 years later look at your own President
      🍦💻😗👧

    • @erichansen7161
      @erichansen7161 Před 7 měsíci

      ​@@tigerhodzen1963Biden started the wall know.look it up liberal.ha to funny

    • @PA96704
      @PA96704 Před 7 měsíci

      Biden is and was way worse dude!@@tigerhodzen1963

  • @jtorelli7341
    @jtorelli7341 Před rokem +3

    Seeing the old clips, you can actually see Trevor's impression evolving.

  • @dahlia6160
    @dahlia6160 Před 3 lety +2

    Trump:talks
    Me: someone come collect there grandpa

  • @tylerhackner9731
    @tylerhackner9731 Před 3 lety +2436

    The only wall that is being built is Trump’s own wall of insecurity.

    • @blue_food4444
      @blue_food4444 Před 3 lety +24

      lol

    • @Laylowex
      @Laylowex Před 3 lety +49

      Lol😂😂😂😂trump is mental🤦🏾🤦🏾

    • @thmsrttg
      @thmsrttg Před 3 lety +21

      yeah

    • @pratz_z
      @pratz_z Před 3 lety +32

      Trump -" Wall is going to pay for the wall. "
      Wall -" I don't posses billion dollar company of my father. "

    • @sadtothebone5767
      @sadtothebone5767 Před 3 lety +27

      Wall of insanity..

  • @oneof13forestpeople97
    @oneof13forestpeople97 Před 3 lety +69

    I honesty think Tump thinks “Medieval” might be “Mid-Evil” 😂

    • @lynnwilhoite6194
      @lynnwilhoite6194 Před 3 lety +6

      You’re supposing that he thinks at all...

    • @defox5019
      @defox5019 Před 3 lety +1

      @@lynnwilhoite6194 good point. Is anyone gonna tell him that it was actually the North Koreans capturing our airfields in the Revolutionary War?

  • @mapulemasetle8284
    @mapulemasetle8284 Před rokem +2

    Love all your shows...you are exceptional!

  • @adrianaklincova3057
    @adrianaklincova3057 Před 2 lety +3

    I watched this so many times, always makes me laugh.....brill job!!!

  • @MohammedIrfan-qb7uq
    @MohammedIrfan-qb7uq Před 3 lety +303

    The wall is gonna pay for itself in monthly installments. LOL!!

    • @ozayedodson6241
      @ozayedodson6241 Před 3 lety +6

      😂😂😂😂

    • @inappropriatemushroom4709
      @inappropriatemushroom4709 Před 3 lety

      The North American Free Trade Agreement (NAFTA) created the world’s largest free trade area of 454 million people.1 It links the economies of the United States, Canada, and Mexico. In 2018, the U.S. GDP was $20.5 trillion

    • @robinthefarmboy5972
      @robinthefarmboy5972 Před 3 lety +1

      It’s 69 likes so I can’t like rn

    • @taeoh8525
      @taeoh8525 Před 3 lety +7

      Donald promises he will leave the country if he loses. Maybe we can continue building that wall to keep people like him from returning.

    • @tobygeorge1100
      @tobygeorge1100 Před 3 lety

      I don't know who this guy is, but he is so funny, I LOVE his Trump voice

  • @TahtahmesDiary
    @TahtahmesDiary Před 3 lety +84

    My fellow Americans chanting USA is my BIGGEST pet peeve, hearing it changed to "YOU esse" made my LIFE better, I will never hear it the same again! 🤗💚💚💚

  • @TheAntinationalLibtard
    @TheAntinationalLibtard Před 3 lety +46

    I will really miss trevor noah roasting trump

  • @mae_222
    @mae_222 Před 3 lety +83

    Trevor really missed the opportunity to have the sign read: “Entero somewhere elso” 😂

  • @zedianzediessi
    @zedianzediessi Před 3 lety +299

    So in short, Trump said that the Mexicans were going to pay for a wall built around the US. What ended up happening was Trump PAYING for a wall built around Mexican houses. I cannot stop laughing

    • @TheSuperappelflap
      @TheSuperappelflap Před 3 lety +15

      its to keep people in the USA, not to keep the mexicans out

    • @mekamalice9698
      @mekamalice9698 Před 3 lety +7

      I diiiiiiieeeed.... I wanna shake those peoples hands!

    • @sumeshayyappankutty3225
      @sumeshayyappankutty3225 Před 3 lety +5

      🤣🤣🤣🤣 . The only fun thing happening right now around the world is the dump trump jokes...

    • @orchestratedapocalypse758
      @orchestratedapocalypse758 Před 3 lety +2

      Epsteins boss Les Wexner and Michael Chertoff owns America's ballot machines. Remember when Epstein won the lotto TWICE?
      Trump was born on Wolf Blood Moon during the Summer Solstice, day of the Phoenix, 700 days before Israel was founded to Fred CHRIST and MARY McKleod, he lives on the 66th floor of 666ft Trump Tower and declared himself the King of Saturn, Child of Capricorn in DC aka New Jerusalem in the rebuilt temple.
      Trump, Biden, Harris, Barr, Bannon, Giuliani, Fauci, Gates, Prince, Devos, Pelosi, Pompeo, Bolton, Hannity, Carlson, Cooper, Maddow, Richardson, Bezos, Pence, Beck, Flynn, Manaforte, Stone, Comey, Cuomo, Gingrich, Kerry, Abrams, Bush, Manaforte, Kavanaugh, Barrett, Blassio, Huckabee, Ingram, Coulter, Conrad Black, Kerick, Cenk, Dore, Kulinski, Rogan, Peterson, Camp, Woods, Duke, Cernovich, Dice, Watson, Crowder, Yilanopouse, Fuentes, Corbett, Robinson, Brevik, Hitler, Stalin, Napoleon, Columbus, and Rothschild, all Roman Catholics from Poland ...so weird.
      Trump wins and goes full Hitler, your pundits and representatives are all Roman Catholic, Catholics believe the suffering of the unbaptised is holy. They're acting out the events of Tribulation according to Precessional astrology, as per the book of Revelations written by the Ptolemaic dynasty, using the Antithykera mechanism. In israel vaccines were used to sterilize thousands of Ethiopian Jews. *Trump the Chronic Germaphobe* put Kushner in charge of the vaccine after *Soros gave Kushner 250 million to develop the rfid chip used to track individual batches of Corona shots at 666 5th ave. Trump keeps a book of Hitlers speeches called "My New Order" next to his bed. He has a giant mural of Zeus on his gold plated penthouse ceiling on the 66th floor of 666ft Trump Tower, which Soros gave him 160 million dollars to pay for in 2004.* Seig Hail is a salute to Zeus. All your media bankers and politicians are Roman Catholics.
      42 percent couldn't afford food and rent before covid. 100 million earn less than 13k a year. 172 million drink water that is above safe levels for radiation. America is a third world country for most of its citizens. But you spent 7 trillion to ethnically cleanse the middle east, for reasons no one can explain
      www.forbes.com/sites/eliseknutsen/2013/01/28/israel-foribly-injected-african-immigrant-women-with-birth-control/amp/
      Boris Johnson's Great Grandad Mustafa Ali Kamel was the architect of the Armenian Genocide. He also sent Trumps Grandad to America from Vienna Bavaria capital of the Holy Roman Empire in 1922. Same time the British Israel Foundation declared the NWO would begin Sept 17 2001 during Rosh Hashanah Feast of Trumpets. Vienna was also home to Hitler, Stalin, Tito, Trotsky, Orwell, Freud and Franz Ferdinand.
      Purely coincidence that they're also all Roman Catholics like Kyle and Jimmy Dore. The Pentagon, D.C., CIA, and FBI were all founded by Jesuits. The Pentagon sits in a Pentagram, being the five pointed star of Venus, who is also represented as a Dove, just like Persophenes Goddess of War, Pain and Suffering, who sits atop the Capitol building in DC, which was founded by Francis Pope. Christopher Columbus means Annointed Dove, the Holy Spirit too is portrayed as a Dove. They believe the suffering of the infidel, the unbaptised is holy, and that the only proper baptism for them is by fire. Maga is Latin for Wizard and Klan Wizards burn crosses in illumination ceremonies, aka Holocaustis, which means burnt offering. Holodomor like the one in Georgia under Stalin in 33 means Pain offering.
      Persephones gives birth to Dionysus on Xmas the Tenth moonth of the Zodiac, and nine moonths after Istar, to Zeus, in the form of the Serpent. The child of Saturnalia is Israel, fruit of Isis and Ra. Israel is the Canaan word for Saturn. This Xmas Saturn and Jupiter conjoined in their brightest since 7BC in Beth Elam, House of Bread, Virgo.
      What's more Obama and Bush are Cousins, so too Trump and Hillary. Epstein started both Hillary and Trump's slush fund charities at the same tax haven in Delaware (Biden's seat). Billy Bush, Oprah, the Clintons, Epstein and Ghislaine all attended Trumps wedding at Mar a Lago. It's a big club, a Jesuitocracy
      To date 6 million Palestinians have been murdered by Israel. Another twenty million Muslims ethnically cleansed from the countries bordering Israel in the fake war of terror. Yet 80 percent of Jews don't support Zionism or the ethnostate. It's almost as if Israel has nothing to do with Jews at all.
      "Today I declare the Crusades won"
      British General Edmund Allenby on capturing Jerusalem, 1917
      Trump molested 13 yo Katie Johnson at Jeffrey Epstein's New York mansion paid for by Les Wexner, whom Trump bought a Palm beach Mansion from to sell to a Russian Oligarch for three times the price. Les Wexner owns the largest ballot machine company in America. Michael Chertoff owns Diebold. But Russiagate is a hoax right....
      www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/us-politics/donald-trump-adolf-hitler-books-bedside-cabinet-ex-wife-ivana-trump-vanity-fair-1990-a7639041.html
      www.amazon.com/Order-Collection-Speeches-Adolph-Hitler/dp/4871879089
      www.theguardian.com/business/2016/apr/25/delaware-tax-loophole-1209-north-orange-trump-clinton
      www.nytimes.com/2016/11/06/magazine/when-hillary-and-donald-were-friends.html
      thehill.com/blogs/in-the-know/251943-trump-hillary-are-distant-relations-experts-say
      www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/donald-trump-related-king-richard-6377144
      www.masstortnexus.com/News/5386/Did-Trump-and-Epstein-Rape-Two-Underage-Girls
      moneymorning.com/2016/03/02/this-little-known-trump-soros-connection-will-surprise-you/
      therealdeal.com/2017/01/27/george-soros-is-the-secret-financier-behind-kushner-backed-startup-cadre/
      www.palmbeachdailynews.com/news/20190705/updated----exclusive-palm-beach-homes-russian-sells-last-lot-from-trumps-95m-deal-deed-shows
      amp.miamiherald.com/news/business/article135187364.html
      www.washingtonpost.com/world/national-security/blackwater-founder-held-secret-seychelles-meeting-to-establish-trump-putin-back-channel/2017/04/03/95908a08-1648-11e7-ada0-1489b735b3a3_story.html
      www.thedailybeast.com/mueller-exposes-erik-princes-lies-about-his-seychelles-rendezvous-with-top-russian-kirill-dmitriev
      www.washingtonpost.com/news/worldviews/wp/2016/06/08/israel-and-russia-bbfs-netanyahus-budding-bromance-with-putin/
      www.theregister.com/2019/03/29/intel_visa_hack/
      www.fudzilla.com/news/pc-hardware/32097-expert-claims-nsa-has-backdoors-in-intel-amd-processors
      bgr.com/2020/03/06/intel-chip-flaw-can-break-encryption-and-it-cant-be-fixed/
      www.military.com/defensetech/2013/12/24/report-israel-passes-u-s-military-technology-to-china
      Trump gives Isis Wahabbi Saudi Arabia nukes:
      www.reuters.com/article/us-usa-nuclear-saudi-idUSKCN1T52ER
      www.cnbc.com/2019/07/11/epstein-donated-46-million-to-les-wexners-private-foundation-in-2008.html
      www.timesofisrael.com/14-israelis-suspected-of-running-child-sex-trafficking-ring-in-colombia/
      wwd.com/fashion-news/fashion-scoops/jeffrey-epstein-child-sex-trafficking-president-trump-les-wexner-links-1203217625/
      www.haaretz.com/israel-news/.premium-poll-shows-support-for-israel-plummeting-among-u-s-liberals-millennials-and-women-1.6594182
      www.technologyreview.com/2020/01/29/276000/a-study-of-youtube-comments-shows-how-its-turning-people-onto-the-alt-right/
      www.theyeshivaworld.com/news/israel-news/1813262/frightening-report-6-out-of-7-immigrants-to-israel-are-not-jewish.html
      www.ewg.org/research/170-million-us-drink-radioactive-tap-water-trump-nominee-faked-data-hide-cancer-risk

    • @orchestratedapocalypse758
      @orchestratedapocalypse758 Před 3 lety

      The solution is a velvet revolution to install a people's direct democracy without representatives and politicians
      Citizen initiated referendums with thresholds and a social contract means communities can vote for their own policies without politicians. *Thorium energy renders their global oil monopoly obsolete*
      *#VelvetRevolution*
      *#ScaledDirectDemocracy*
      Presidents all do the same shit, there's no difference between left and right, our "independent" media never disagrees and all we do is kill people while the fat cows watch reality tv and American idol
      We dress our kids worse than prostitutes, have no respect for anyone else and you simply never hear the word sorry, everybody argues in hyperbole and argue over terms no one defined
      It's absolute balls to the wall totally apocalyptic insanity. If people actually stopped trying to blame and scapegoat each other for ten seconds and actually discussed solutions they wouldn't know what to do or say.
      But the answer is as simple as breathing
      Velvet revolution
      Digital democracy
      Technological socialism
      Basic amenities for free for everyone, those who want more can earn it, but at least everyone at first can have a simple one/two person accommodation, and access to all their basic requirements.
      That's what they told us we would get, and capitalism is supposed to allow, in a truly representative democracy, but it never eventuated because those in power stole it all.
      The people must simply move into the streets and occupy government buildings along with rolling strikes, effecting their flat out eviction from power.
      No guns, no violence, no shouting no placards or chants silent, uncompromising silent determination. Dismantle the occupying force's assets, detain occupying force for fair trial.
      Give civilian oversight committees authority over intelligence services to inquire, charge, and prosecute acts of malpractice or ethics violations.
      All branches of military are to be combined and be henceforth known as Navy. Navy shall adopt use of white skull and crossbones on black field as it’s only flag outside American territory. Put to work in rescue, engineering, and infrastructure repair, environmental protection, and humanitarian relief.
      Establish and mandate a media that employs an equitable demographic, employ scientists to educate the public on policy changes, relevant material etc. Seize and Nationalise the media for facilitating public forums, discourse, and actual education.
      Do away with politicians entirely, replace with volunteers that are qualified for the role.
      Ban secrecy. Promote political Anarchy.
      Have representatives from each religious group practice desolation escalation and acceptance of others.
      Criminalise usury, nationalise the banks.
      Return corporation taxes to 70 to 90 percent, promote co operatives wherever possible.
      Withdraw citizenship rights for corporations, if
      they don't pay tax seize assets
      No income tax.
      Instigate regional food production and commerce.
      Sovereignty belongs to first nations, power without privilege.
      Pay reparations
      Universal income and practical housing for all, but the opportunity for the gifted to craft a relatively higher lifestyle. (Incremental Meritocracy)
      Draw up a new People's Constitution backed by blockchain Digital Democracy, everyone can vote on everything, from the local, to the regional and national level, and only a clear mandate ( for e.g. 65 percent for one class of law, 70 percent for an ethical ammendment etc ) prevails.
      Each mandate must be interpreted against each other, and a core ethical charter, and all parties would have the power of veto ( a limited number, say 3 a year ) which would promote the given topic to a larger demographic for closer scrutiny.
      Have a public witness program so that ALL state affairs are witnessed by an independent third party, to prevent corruption and dodgy deals. Transparent and above board; across the board.
      The simple fact that it is non violent, does not involve bullets, does not have neither agenda, nor leaders; means it is a true people's mandate. The Velvet Revolution represents a majority vote of no confidence, an implacable, and unassailable charter.
      1. Legalize cannabis fully federally and retroactively. No one deserves to rot in a cage over a plant that has never killed anyone ever.
      2. Major corporations and the wealthiest among us should pay their fair share in taxes and any tax breaks they get should be anchored to their employees wage growth and internal investments made( new locations, expansions, new jobs etc)
      3. Medicare for all. The cognitive dissonance with this one is taxes will go up and they will slightly, but think if taxes go up $200/month you no longer have to buy private insurance putting at least 3 times that back in your own pocket leaving you with more of your own money.
      4. Private for profit prisons are morally bankrupt and need to be shut down.So too the current legal system. Appoint community councils in their place, aimed at solving the causes rather than punishment for minor crimes.
      5. Invest in clean energy, shifting away from fossil fuels while providing job retraining for those affected by the energy switch.
      6. A constitutional ammendment ending private financing of elections and overturning Citizen's United (the scotus decision declaring corporations are themselves people endowed with the constitutional rights to give as much money as they want to politicians and to hide their identities while doing so).
      *#VelvetRevolution*
      *#ScaledDirectDemocracy*
      *#ThoriumEnergy*

  • @kathyneale2324
    @kathyneale2324 Před 3 lety +5

    This man makes my day if your feeling like shite, turn on Trevor Noah omg 😆🤣🤣🤣

  • @DarkWolf-ei7sj
    @DarkWolf-ei7sj Před 2 lety +8

    i love how this man can defuse situations this easly and its funny tooo

  • @christopherrichardson2945
    @christopherrichardson2945 Před 3 lety +611

    This is why I love Trump: he enacts a national emergency for a border wall but not for a pandemic

    • @minagradyjr.3024
      @minagradyjr.3024 Před 3 lety +2

      czcams.com/video/4hFf1lKuQCQ/video.html 1

    • @Dahblackrussian
      @Dahblackrussian Před 3 lety +2

      BLACK MEN FOR TRUMP

    • @acopernic
      @acopernic Před 3 lety +19

      And not for wildfire in California...

    • @eyedownload
      @eyedownload Před 3 lety +10

      "Unfit - the Psychology of Donald Trump" is an illuminating and fascinating and eye opening doc on Amazon and now! price reduced to 99 cents! If you know anyone who supports Trump the time is now to tell them about this doc! You'll love it too!

    • @marcusmelancon3426
      @marcusmelancon3426 Před 3 lety +13

      @jc jones I think they were being sarcastic

  • @Necrapocalypse
    @Necrapocalypse Před 3 lety +123

    "No no, you, ese!" slayed me

    • @TahtahmesDiary
      @TahtahmesDiary Před 3 lety +1

      My biggest pet peeve is my fellow Americans dissolving into the USA chant and he just gave me something pleasant to change it to for the rest of my life, Im SO grateful! 😂💜

    • @robs6661
      @robs6661 Před 3 lety +2

      Hey Noah, u are handsome I guess, but did u know? Joe Biden Trumps opponent is a racist: czcams.com/video/7ffGQxMQb_w/video.html

    • @Necrapocalypse
      @Necrapocalypse Před 3 lety +1

      Personally, if I ever chant USA it's with a large degree of facetiousness.

    • @carilynbelleangel
      @carilynbelleangel Před 3 lety +3

      @@robs6661 Dude, did you watch this video? Sit down.

    • @jalderink
      @jalderink Před 3 lety +1

      @@robs6661 It must be tough for you going through life with such a low i.q.

  • @timdubeau9152
    @timdubeau9152 Před 2 lety +1

    "Travel Barby outfit" classic! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @sergiorobledo6819
    @sergiorobledo6819 Před 2 lety +2

    I was born in Mexico city . I been living in this wonderful country science I was 7 years of age , now I'm 36 years old . And this is the best country of all country's the U.S.A and thank u to all People living in the U.S the help my family when we more needed it .

  • @Thoringer
    @Thoringer Před 3 lety +260

    The real question is: Will Mexico pay for the wheels?
    BTW: My grandfather "stole" part of the Iron Curtain, the inner-German fence to fence in his chicken. So, besides the mine belts, there was no need for the government to "remove" the fence at the German reunification; the East Germans already "helped" to make the fence disappear. All the government needed to do is destroy the mine belts.

    • @albertov137
      @albertov137 Před 3 lety +3

      Not a bad idea... are mines cheaper than wall?

    • @tracer740
      @tracer740 Před 3 lety +2

      @@albertov137 - but who will be paid to clean up the body parts?

    • @canislupus6591
      @canislupus6591 Před 3 lety

      @@albertov137 it's a one-use-wall.

    • @shadowfox009x
      @shadowfox009x Před 3 lety +6

      I still have pieces from the Berlin wall. Walls fall. Or people tear them down.

    • @red5158077
      @red5158077 Před 3 lety +1

      That's pretty cool

  • @sunnysal3889
    @sunnysal3889 Před 3 lety +21

    WTF???
    The WHEELS have fallen off. 🤦🏼‍♀️

  • @jirjimenezrojo4524
    @jirjimenezrojo4524 Před 3 lety +4

    Man that last part😂 México is without doubt a magic and weird place

  • @DelonSillyGame
    @DelonSillyGame Před 3 lety +2

    Days passed.. These were funny to look back.

  • @SSJvegito501
    @SSJvegito501 Před 3 lety +28

    You forgot to include the wind tearing down the wall 😂😂😂

    • @yes0r787
      @yes0r787 Před 3 lety +6

      Not enough time to fit all Trumps crazy rambling nonsense this is just a few highlights.

  • @BRsouljaslim
    @BRsouljaslim Před 3 lety +559

    We are in trouble if Trump wins 🤦🏽‍♂️

  • @gigih.hammer306
    @gigih.hammer306 Před 3 lety +3

    I have not left my house since Jan. 21-20. Had to leave one time for my doctor visit. Watching Trevor,s show while I stay home, my time with him is filled with laughter. Trevor, your the best. Your humor is delightful and I don't mind staying home. Time just flies when I watch your hilarious show and the comments you give. Love every minute of it.

  • @nangmyint
    @nangmyint Před rokem +1

    😮😂😂😂😂😂😂 I love this show! Come back, Trevor!! Please.. We miss you. 😢

  • @jamjam91171
    @jamjam91171 Před 3 lety +444

    I didn't know that Annoying Orange's brother could become a president.

    • @etaheriri
      @etaheriri Před 3 lety +17

      Annoying Orange brother 🤣

    • @thesearentwarnings0_75
      @thesearentwarnings0_75 Před 3 lety +11

      Ikr like another reson is he have no hands

    • @Jacob-zk1jy
      @Jacob-zk1jy Před 3 lety +3

      And annoying oranges brother is building a wall to keep out what he thinks are Titans from attack on titan

    • @Piku_gram
      @Piku_gram Před 3 lety +5

      You misspelled dried rotiserie chicken

    • @jamjam91171
      @jamjam91171 Před 3 lety +2

      @@Piku_gram that works too

  • @ceciliastewart4692
    @ceciliastewart4692 Před 3 lety +90

    "The wall has its own wall and the president has his own president" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @hiphopwhitey8345
      @hiphopwhitey8345 Před 3 lety

      That second wall around wall prototypes was because leftists were attacking the prototypes.

    • @leaflight7903
      @leaflight7903 Před 3 lety +2

      "I bet canada is going to pay for the wall"
      "One way or another, mexico is going to pay for the wall"
      "The wall will pay for itself"
      Unless he's a goddess in debt, or a penniless shrine maiden, how will he get that sorted out? I mean, really, involving canada, even??? Where is his brain cells go?
      Next thing you know,, he like "I gonna invite a colossal titan to smash that wall, and have mexicans pay double for the repairs"

  • @eleanorlivoti1119
    @eleanorlivoti1119 Před rokem +2

    Trevor is the best. I want him for our next president. Gotta love him.

  • @scipio1st
    @scipio1st Před 3 lety +3

    Trevor you are the most entertaining late night host, I’m not even American 🤣

  • @schattentaenzerin
    @schattentaenzerin Před 3 lety +61

    I'm usually not fond of reruns, but "Mexico steals the wall" has always been one of my favorite bits and I'm just thankful for getting a laugh today :)

  • @WillScarlet16
    @WillScarlet16 Před 3 lety +559

    This wall is becoming a metaphor for Trump's entire life.

    • @MoeBulle
      @MoeBulle Před 3 lety +33

      Ambitious without fact, expensive without reason, no one would fuck it without being paid?

    • @brandonm1708
      @brandonm1708 Před 3 lety +13

      Not to mention falling flat on its face in strong winds

    • @jedus007
      @jedus007 Před 3 lety +1

      No . It has made your life secure and less miserable.

    • @brandonm1708
      @brandonm1708 Před 3 lety +7

      @@jedus007 bruh I live in the North it literally hasn’t affected me one bit

    • @WillScarlet16
      @WillScarlet16 Před 3 lety +6

      @@jedus007 If you watched this video at all you'd know it has made nothing more secure.

  • @steelhere5519
    @steelhere5519 Před 3 lety +10

    Donald Trump: "The wheel is older than the wall."

  • @catalinacurio
    @catalinacurio Před 3 lety +124

    Someone should have gifted trump a Lego set to keep him happy (till he realised he couldn’t build that wall either)... 😊

    • @yankeeladee02
      @yankeeladee02 Před 3 lety +3

      More like a Lego cake 🐷🍰 🍰 🍰

    • @Fate263
      @Fate263 Před 3 lety +4

      Hm... Didn't some knock off group make a Lego-ish set mimicking the wall?

    • @farateq
      @farateq Před 3 lety +2

      or maybe lego shoes complete with interior lego with the top part facing up

    • @mareksykora5197
      @mareksykora5197 Před 3 lety

      Too late. The wall is nearly completeted now: TRUMP BORDER WALL - 350 MILES COMPLETE !! czcams.com/video/qB_zV4g65do/video.html

    • @mareksykora5197
      @mareksykora5197 Před 3 lety

      @AIFAHRA HORGGHRO Haha. Name of the video: TRUMP BORDER WALL - 350 MILES COMPLETE !!
      You can learn something from it. You will not stay uninformed CNN listener.

  • @momomartinez3935
    @momomartinez3935 Před 3 lety +89

    Mexico is stealing the wall gets me every time lol 😆 😂

  • @stephanielarissaannepang9684

    LOL die of laughter and rolling on the floor.

  • @yasastn
    @yasastn Před 3 lety +6

    This dude is legit funny 🤣🤣

  • @Xres-belmont
    @Xres-belmont Před 3 lety +26

    I feel like i got drunk watching this

  • @AndiR86
    @AndiR86 Před 3 lety +167

    Vote him out!

  • @wolfztayao8049
    @wolfztayao8049 Před 3 lety +4

    Peaches the Wall, i love it.

  • @abdrazaqyusuf5094
    @abdrazaqyusuf5094 Před 3 lety +20

    This guy is hilarious wish he does stand-ups for great laughs

    • @xoxo-bu2cu
      @xoxo-bu2cu Před 2 lety +1

      He does on his separate channel search Trevor Noah and his channel will pop up

  • @DancerGirl-24
    @DancerGirl-24 Před 3 lety +182

    "The president has his own president" and we're not Putin' up with it anymore!

    • @rich-qk7dc
      @rich-qk7dc Před 3 lety +2

      Ugg where were you when that was debunked?

    • @morgannedarcourt5956
      @morgannedarcourt5956 Před 3 lety +4

      Putin he's a pure psychopath, probably one of the most dangerous people in this world and I'm persuaded he feels the same thing when he makes a burger and when he kills a man but MY GOD HE'S CLEVER !!!! That's why I hate Trump. Donald J Trump: the man who makes me think "well let's go for Vlad. He's a monster but a smart one". I admit it after 4 year of "Belgium is a nice city" "I will build a wall between Colorado and Mexico" "Let's try killing a hurricane with a bomb" and other "the Moon is a satellite of Mars" I'm done. If we have to endure a bast**d at least let's have a clever one. Actually that's a fucking mess in the Middle East because Trump has insisted to make an alliance between Bahrain and Israel. That's a very dangerous game. Barhain has nothing to lose and the Prime Minister of Israel neither but that could ignite the powder. I doubt that Putin would have taken that risk.

    • @fortunatelytea
      @fortunatelytea Před 3 lety +2

      😂😂😂😂😂

    • @Fisinocean
      @Fisinocean Před 3 lety +4

      You americans have my sorry. Care for a hug mate? Not much but it helps

    • @jalderink
      @jalderink Před 3 lety +3

      @@rich-qk7dc Claiming it was debunked, does not make it so. You are oblivious to the obvious and the question here, is why is rich5817 supporting a traitor President?

  • @native_tendencies7305
    @native_tendencies7305 Před 3 lety +51

    I hate myself for laughing so hard at "you ese"

  • @davidkriner3799
    @davidkriner3799 Před 2 lety +2

    "I don't want another Eric"
    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

  • @nkossykhanyi4002
    @nkossykhanyi4002 Před 2 lety +1

    Trevors impressions are unmatched🤣🔥🙌

  • @MaladysWayTarot
    @MaladysWayTarot Před 3 lety +134

    I just don’t understand or appreciate the wall. It’s not a good idea anyway, when there are underground tunnels. Unless we are trying to avoid a zombie apocalypse that started near the wall.

    • @jennaaguilar5824
      @jennaaguilar5824 Před 3 lety +17

      Not to mention the wall is going to put us millions more dollars in debt when we could be funding more important things

    • @vividleo
      @vividleo Před 3 lety +2

      It's true Mexicans build tunnels underneath a prison! A wall? Mexicans climb palm trees

    • @mareksykora5197
      @mareksykora5197 Před 3 lety

      Half million illegal immigrants every year! 41 thousand every month, one and half thousand every day! Do you understand now what is the wall for?

    • @ashtonhoward5582
      @ashtonhoward5582 Před 3 lety +5

      @@mareksykora5197 most of those aren't by running across the land border. Most illegal immigrants are just people who are overstaying their visas.

    • @mareksykora5197
      @mareksykora5197 Před 3 lety

      @@ashtonhoward5582 Sure, lot of them. But it is another problem. Crazy democrats ruled states like California just don't allow to connect data in offices database to find these people.

  • @rachelb4398
    @rachelb4398 Před 3 lety +61

    1:06 "It will be in a form, perhaps a complicated form." The sad thing is there are people who bought (and still buy) this BS

    • @dottypowers1653
      @dottypowers1653 Před 3 lety +1

      No, he wants us to forget about his failure with the wall.

  • @iDontCare503
    @iDontCare503 Před 3 lety +1

    You ESSE! That got me! hahaha

  • @wilburtjarrett5920
    @wilburtjarrett5920 Před 2 lety +1

    Mr Trevor thank you you are the only person i can listen to and laugh and you speak the truth

  • @reneehampton7665
    @reneehampton7665 Před 3 lety +92

    For the last four years, I have been frustrated and stressed with 𝐓𝐫𝐮𝐦𝐩’s leadership, or should I say lack there of. Since the campaigns, I have learned to laugh at his actions. This videos is why he should have been a laughing stock a long time ago. Thank you for making my day😂😂😂😂😂.

  • @pantherwmn70
    @pantherwmn70 Před 3 lety +69

    "The president has his own president". 'The Fool on the hill #45'