â@@ezequielalanis2694By commenting something that has zero value? At least comment something related to what they said, might as well left it blank instead of putting a meaningless comment
The way he was able to articulate these foreign concepts was actually really well done. If you were gonna explain these things to someone who's never known need for anything then he did a great job.
â@@jordancave3089So poor people arent actual people? So you think poor people are animals that should be hunted? So you think poor people shouldnt even exist? đ€ People like you make me wish I was rich đą lol
You're acting as though they didn't have the time to think of those while writing the episode, or as if it's improv. If you don't think you could come up with those responses with unlimited time you're a moron.
I went to HS with Jordan. He was two classes behind me. He's a big star now, and we're all very proud of him. He's an extraordinary dude. I always come here when I need a pick me up laugh .... Funny thing was, we had the same cluster teacher. Cluster is was the independent school way of saying homeroom. All the scholarship kids, we looked out for each other. Smh. The irony of this skit for me đđđđđ
Thats indeed true, its hard to be like that when you have to live in a world thats completely different than that which is contained inside your bubble
I remember when Will Smith was on Oprah with Jaden as a 4 old. Smith was over the top excited saying how smart and brilliant and talented his 4 year old was and how he could do anything at all, thought " Uh oh !"
Just hearing that you know he's gonna mess up. You don't inflate their ego like that. It's bad for their development. You can praise their effort, never praise the result.
What's sad is that most parents act like that. My brother talked about how blessed I was with my dog doing such a good thing for just being a good dog. I said your worried about your son. He replied yeah because your dog will never rob a bank. WTF????
Will Smith didn't care about making fun of his wife. Just that he was going after her for her illness. Imagine if a comedian was going after someone for their autism or their lack of an arm.
â@@rambhaskar6728EXCEPT COMEDIANS OFTEN DO THIS ANYWAYS. People make jokes, some people don't like it, that's normal. What's NOT normal is walking on stage of a scripted event and smacking someone without any warning on live television for millions to see. Will Smith hasn't been talked about in movies since, he singlehandedly (literally) ruined his entire career. Will Smith's age is over, it's time for him to go back and help clean up his wife after she comes back from the orgy.
In her defense the tabloid click baited the hell out of the title. She's VERY aware that her father was part of her success. She just doesn't want to personally feel that he was the ONLY reason for it. I only read the article since someone was kind enough to post the full interview for free.
@pr.9665 it was 88'. I was 13 and their 2 boys were 13 and 10. It was a beautiful mansion in Indianapolis, Indiana. My mom's boss was extremely wealthy. They had Ferrari Testerosas, 308s Panteras, Lamborghini countach and a limo with a live in driver. They had a live in chef and 3 maids. Everything was done through intercom throughout the home. Even the good nights from the parents were sent to their Star Wars themed quarters intercom at night. If I wanted to make a simple grilled cheese they'd laugh at me and tell me to just intercom the maid. Grab a drink, intercom the maid. Go for a swim, call the butler and he'll make sure your swim trunks and towel are ready for you at the pool house. I wanted to go to the mall to play arcade games but why! They had their own state of the art arcade room. I had to basically beg them to let me go to the mall just to leave this freak show. The limo driver finally took me. I was so embarrassed. They had no idea how much items cost or the system of a public school. I remember being envious and so sad and lonely feeling at the same time. There's a lot more but this should give you an idea
@pr.9665 it was an 8 car garage. Ferrari's, Panteras and lambos. This was 88'. I was 13. The kids were 13 and 10. 3 maids, a limo driver and a butler. Everything was done by intercom throughout the house. I wanted to make a sandwich they'd laugh and intercom the chef. I wanted to go to the mall they'd laugh because they had a massive arcade room . Finally the driver took me so I could breathe. They had no idea what things cost. No concept of money. No concept of public schools. If I wanted to swim they'd intercom the butler to make sure I had dry trunks and towels ready in the pool house. The parents even used the intercom to say goodnite to us in their star wars themed bedroom. It was creepy. I grew up in a modest home with sports and hugs and a smack if I got out of line. They couldn't imagine getting hit by the driver or butler or maids. Parents were always in the other wing.
Not quite, I think it was a reference to being so spoiled that he never has to make a choice, whatever he wants, he gets. He doesn't understand the concept of choice because he never had to stop and choose anything over something else, he gets everything he wants.
That's a smart manager for sure
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I made you have 1k likes
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â@@DEATHREAPER1252you made him have one like
â@@leonm4273you made him have a ratio âđ
You know Jaden was mad af about this one
mans had to do so many zen meditation sessions in his 5$ million dollar think tank just to get over it
I highly doubt it
â@@rhollowedYeahhhhh, I doubt that
Nah, he's too busy thinking of the political and economic state of the world
@@gonzoradio1007 @eltigre4569 will you two clowns shut up. 'Um actually'đ€ vibes lookin ah
1 - Manerisms are on point
2 - Exactly, he's not a jerk or even rude, he just straight up doesnt get everyone else's reality
Heâs a douche
You are clever đđœ
nice fallout character
@@noah3101 Appreciate it :)
Soooooo he's just stupid? yay
"What did I say about science fiction Clyde? Its a No!" killed me đ
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Then proceeds to do science fiction đ
Damn bro, it's almost like that was the punchline......
Oh yeah I heard when he said that too and I also enjoyed that quote from this short video we all watched
To be fair that shows growth. After Earth was bad and at least he knows that.
"House?"
"Like a tiny mansion."
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@@ezequielalanis2694 shut up kid
Yeah I was like "damn" đ
â@@ezequielalanis2694By commenting something that has zero value? At least comment something related to what they said, might as well left it blank instead of putting a meaningless comment
âItâs that thing that goes by when youâre in a limoâ
Best definition of âoutsideâ đ
out side, on the ground
Just like explaining to a modern kid with Fortnite
its wild how good and simple that joke is lmao
omgg
"Oh snap, he plays basketball outside the limo door"
Jaden was basically raised by his agent since his father was always working and his mother was always boinking his friends đđ»ââïž
Wasn't that guy his boyfriend? That makes it even creepier.
destroyed
Open relationship, just not open to jokes
his father was getting boinked as well đđ
No diddy
"Outside is that stuff that goes by when you're inside the Limo"đđ
"Choose? What'd I say about science fiction?" đ
Itâs a no!
GOLD
Best part! đđđ
đđđđđ
But that choose are balenciaga or Gucci?
No to science fiction đđđđ
Not after After Earth đ
Jaden learns from his mistakes
i was ur 2K congrats bro!!!
@@oscar278good film
@@dimitrizein1450liar
After seeing both those kids, this seems 100% legitimate lol
"The stuff that goes by when youre inside the limo" đđđđđđ
âOutside is the stuff that goes by when youâre inside the limoâ is wilddddđđ
My fav đđđđ
That's great writing, absolutely brilliant way of describing something to a sheltered rich kid.
đđđđđđ
Yes we all heard & read the same sentences thanks
@@budddha You must be so fun at parties!! The easiest thing to do if something makes you this upset is to ignore it.
Its hard being Will Smithâs son, but Will Smithâs sonâs friend is even harder
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Lmao
I heard will smithâs wifeâs favorite month was August, true or not?
â@@BenjiBoi696âïžđđđ
Pun?
The way heâs hopping around like a teen đđ
"Oh, like a maid!?" Tragic đđ
The way he was able to articulate these foreign concepts was actually really well done. If you were gonna explain these things to someone who's never known need for anything then he did a great job.
Job?
@@sreeves2670itâs what poors do for fun in their free timeâŠI think? But who cares? Itâs not something that actual people have to worry about.
â@@jordancave3089So poor people arent actual people? So you think poor people are animals that should be hunted? So you think poor people shouldnt even exist? đ€ People like you make me wish I was rich đą lol
You're acting as though they didn't have the time to think of those while writing the episode, or as if it's improv. If you don't think you could come up with those responses with unlimited time you're a moron.
He's more presenting common ideas as foreign ones and yes that's very well done. True comedians have the most critical eye
âWhat did I say about science fiction, Clyde? Itâs a Nooooooooo!â
đđđđđ đđđ
Lol 'Choose???' Like bro was damn sure that one word or what it meant was just purely non existent piece of fiction in his life ! đ
This is probably after "After Earth". Good decision Jaden. You are not good in sci-fi.
Son repeating his father's mistakes...
Kmpppk mm l a Ă â@@evm6177
You forgot Clyde...which isn't that important but did make it funnier (to me)
After Will saw this..."KEEP...MY SONS NAME..."
đđđđđ
This man would make a great teacher
I went to HS with Jordan. He was two classes behind me. He's a big star now, and we're all very proud of him. He's an extraordinary dude. I always come here when I need a pick me up laugh ....
Funny thing was, we had the same cluster teacher. Cluster is was the independent school way of saying homeroom. All the scholarship kids, we looked out for each other. Smh. The irony of this skit for me đđđđđ
âOutside is that stuff passing by when your in the limoâ
Iâm dying đđđđđđ
Cut out the best part: âHe plays basketball outside the limo door?!?!â
đđđđ the joke is so layered it's wild... these fellas are genuine geniuses with their writing and acting..
@@analogueoverdigital929nah wrdddđ
đđđđamazing joke
This is pretty darn good.
Ouside definition is wildđđ
Was looking for this commentđđ
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Haha that was the best one for me haha
Why did the word âwildâ catch on. Now everything is wild. Everything is crazy.
You guys donât encounter a lot of things in life, do you?
We usually don't encounter a star kid in our life whom have to explain the word Outside
âOn his plane?â đđđ
"working, it's like acting in a movie that no one is ever gonna see and it lasts for the rest of your life"
Him dancing around was so perfect lol
While drinking a juice box. Lol
Crazy accurate to how his body language actually is
Working is kind of like acting on a set everyday in a film that no ones ever going to see and it lasts for the rest of your life đđđđđ
Made me double back and close my eyes
Like a maid!
Like a maid!
it is because you are on camera most jobs and you have to act or pretend like you like your âroleâ or position
@@azureandnoir3274I never thought about it that way
The best roast Iâve ever seen đ€Łđ€Łđ€Ł
âOutside is the stuff that goes by when youâre inside the limoâđ
âStoppp⊠house?â đ
Tiny mansion đ€Łđ€Łđ€Łđ
Lol 'Choose???' Like bro was damn sure that one word or what it meant was just purely non existent piece of fiction in his life ! đ
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The prancing around is the best part for me
Stop. Prancing??
wait the son or the man
wtf are these replies???
@@Chloroauric Stop. Replies??
@@Chloroauricwait⊠wtf is wtf?
This is one of their best skits hands down
"Outside is that stuff that goes by when you're inside the limo" đđ
Such a shame this show isnât on anymore!
Its not?
Whats the show?
â@@ginettevillasmil5042 key and peele
â@naugood2536 probably not. Jordan Peele is a movie director now.
@@ginettevillasmil5042âKey & Peeleâ (it was originally on Comedy Central).
These two dudes have only gotten better with time.
You know these skits are old right?
@@beefnacos6258maybe he meant the skits aged well which is also true
Modern Cheech and Chong.
Dudes? Thatâs Keegan Michael Key and Jordan Peele! Donât ever forget it
â@@RyanWard-zo5rdpull their meat out of your mouth and breath
Dressed like Karate kid đđ
Okay this might be my new favorite skit from them haha spot on
That last line was goldđreally stepped in his bag on that one
Stepped in a bag?
@@nathantrujillo471 He reached into his acting talent to express that line genuinely and make it believable
@@toonaphish87 I heard of the bag but stepping in it is a whole different level of making shit up lol
@@nathantrujillo471 you never had a potato sack race?
â@@toonaphish87the way you just explained to this person what "stepped in a bag" means fits with the whole narrative of this skit.
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The best Iine is when Jaden said "Dad bless you." after the agent sneezed.
Right đ
You _know_ that even Will thought that was a good one
bruh this one is absolutely f*cking hilarious đđđđđđđđđđđđđđđ
âOutside is the stuff that goes by when youâre in the limoâ đ€Łđ€Łđ€Łđ€Ł
This skit was pure brilliance.
Let's appreciate the talent required to portray that blank clueless stare each time he struggles to catch up
key and peele / eric andre will always be in my heart even when im oldđ
This is so hilarious đđđ they just keep getting better and better
"If babies could talk they would be the wisest being in the universe" - Jaden Smith
Lmao
Yeah he's a bit disabled
How can mirrors be real if our eyes aren't real?
Omg, did he really say that?
@@Spaziergaenger975 yes, sadly he did
"Outside is that thing that goes by when you're in the Limo"đȘ
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I loved key & peele đâ€
Thats indeed true, its hard to be like that when you have to live in a world thats completely different than that which is contained inside your bubble
I remember when Will Smith was on Oprah with Jaden as a 4 old. Smith was over the top excited saying how smart and brilliant and talented his 4 year old was and how he could do anything at all, thought " Uh oh !"
Just hearing that you know he's gonna mess up. You don't inflate their ego like that. It's bad for their development. You can praise their effort, never praise the result.
What's sad is that most parents act like that. My brother talked about how blessed I was with my dog doing such a good thing for just being a good dog. I said your worried about your son. He replied yeah because your dog will never rob a bank. WTF????
These moronic Nepo babies who won the birth lottery ruining it for nobodies with actual talent.
Ur old af lol
But he isâŠ
I fucking love these guys
There are legends. I can't think of any other duo that does better skits
I had no idea they were this good.
Outside is that stuff that goes by when youâre in a limo đ
Stuck in the Karate Kid days with that fit, looking like Steven Seagal
Was looking for this comment đđ
The manager has more patience than a Zen monk.
âDown to earth normal kidâ đđ
âOutside is that stuff that goes by when your in the limoâ Iâm weak đ€Łđ€Ł
I feel a slap incoming. "Keep my sons name out yo f*in mouth"
Will Smith didn't care about making fun of his wife. Just that he was going after her for her illness.
Imagine if a comedian was going after someone for their autism or their lack of an arm.
@@rambhaskar6728no he didnât care until he saw that his wife wanted him to do something about it. He was whipped like a pig.
@@rambhaskar6728her fake illness
â@@rambhaskar6728EXCEPT COMEDIANS OFTEN DO THIS ANYWAYS. People make jokes, some people don't like it, that's normal. What's NOT normal is walking on stage of a scripted event and smacking someone without any warning on live television for millions to see. Will Smith hasn't been talked about in movies since, he singlehandedly (literally) ruined his entire career. Will Smith's age is over, it's time for him to go back and help clean up his wife after she comes back from the orgy.
@@chakitowyito6738 yeah. Coz he saw that his sick wife didn't like being made fun of for her illness.
"Outside is that stuff that goes by when you're inside the limo"
What bothers me is the fact that it makes sense đ
"Keep my son's name, out your fu*king mouth!!"
Shockingly accurate I'd assume
Chooooose????? No science fiction clydeđđ€Łđ€Ł
House?
Working?
Outside?
Choose?
Man! I'm dying!!!
my guy started playing gunstringerđ
Had to watch this twice.
The lines hit. Good work.
Perfect timing when the daughter says her success has zero to do about her dad. Not even a little ?
Lol so delusional the lot
The effect of pampering can have fr.
Yeah, she was famous for releasing that annoying song, and it would play on the radio constantly.
What success does she even have? Lmao.
In her defense the tabloid click baited the hell out of the title. She's VERY aware that her father was part of her success. She just doesn't want to personally feel that he was the ONLY reason for it.
I only read the article since someone was kind enough to post the full interview for free.
Thats last joke was genius
This will forever be one of the funniest shows đđ
âoutside is the stuff that goes by when your inside the limoâ iâve never heard outside be described betterđđ
Anyone else quit a K&P short to watch the full version on YT? - 'cause i do!!!
Constantly đ
You the real ones
I watched the full version and then i watch the short, and then i go back to watch the full version again after watching the short
Once I saw enough of them that I just watched the whole show on hulu
Why? Not even funny. Sooooo Cringy.
To believe that choosing is science fiction is some next level rich kid stuff
No joke he must really think thatâs science fiction đ best burn I ever heard
â@ronburgundy3172 but that IS the joke
Ever heard of, hyperbole?
@@depresseddingo7146 I had a hyper boil on my ass once
These two guys are the best ever
These two are freaking awesome!
"Chooooooose..." đđđ
What do I say about sci-fi đ€Ł it is Nooođ
man it would be interesting just getting what you want. đ
Lol 'Choose???' Like bro was damn sure that one word or what it meant was just purely non existent piece of fiction in his life ! đ
I lived in a mansion with a family for a summer and this is crazy on point. The kids had no idea what things were or meant.
I want to hear more of this, care to share?
@pr.9665 it was 88'. I was 13 and their 2 boys were 13 and 10. It was a beautiful mansion in Indianapolis, Indiana. My mom's boss was extremely wealthy. They had Ferrari Testerosas, 308s Panteras, Lamborghini countach and a limo with a live in driver. They had a live in chef and 3 maids.
Everything was done through intercom throughout the home. Even the good nights from the parents were sent to their Star Wars themed quarters intercom at night. If I wanted to make a simple grilled cheese they'd laugh at me and tell me to just intercom the maid. Grab a drink, intercom the maid. Go for a swim, call the butler and he'll make sure your swim trunks and towel are ready for you at the pool house.
I wanted to go to the mall to play arcade games but why! They had their own state of the art arcade room. I had to basically beg them to let me go to the mall just to leave this freak show. The limo driver finally took me. I was so embarrassed. They had no idea how much items cost or the system of a public school.
I remember being envious and so sad and lonely feeling at the same time.
There's a lot more but this should give you an idea
in a way I pity those kids, they are both lucky and unlucky
@@EllipsesMusicc I felt the same way
@pr.9665 it was an 8 car garage. Ferrari's, Panteras and lambos. This was 88'. I was 13. The kids were 13 and 10. 3 maids, a limo driver and a butler. Everything was done by intercom throughout the house. I wanted to make a sandwich they'd laugh and intercom the chef. I wanted to go to the mall they'd laugh because they had a massive arcade room . Finally the driver took me so I could breathe. They had no idea what things cost. No concept of money. No concept of public schools. If I wanted to swim they'd intercom the butler to make sure I had dry trunks and towels ready in the pool house. The parents even used the intercom to say goodnite to us in their star wars themed bedroom.
It was creepy. I grew up in a modest home with sports and hugs and a smack if I got out of line. They couldn't imagine getting hit by the driver or butler or maids. Parents were always in the other wing.
đ this was gold, "he plays basketball on his plane" I died
Yooo đđđ these two dudes are geniuses with their comedy
If only he stuck to no SciFi when M Night Shyamalan suggested "After Earth"
wow I didn't even know that dog shit movie was directed by him
Ngl I liked After Earth
Same. I thought it was a great movieâ@@hughjass1976
After Earth is watchable if you completely turn off your brain.
@@JimbogfWhen your brain is on and youâre with a friend it becomes one of the greatest and most hilarious movies ever made
This is lowkey one of their better skits
This is SOOOOO GOOOOOD
These guys never disappoint. Genius
Having to choose because not everybody can have both things they want makes it sci-fi is so good.
I think you said it backwards, its Scifi cause having to choose isnt realisic to him cause he gets everything he wants
Jaden: wtf is this? I would never hold my own drink!
These guys are endlessly creative. Too good
The palace maids robes look very nice.
This is so freakin accurate. Itâs actually insane đđ
I think of this skit every single time I hear or see anything about this kid or this fkd up family.
It's not accurate. Do you really think Jayden Smith doesn't know what a house is?
â@@SmorgasvordY
â@@Smorgasvord he doesn't
@@Smorgasvord Well he doesnât know what a Man or Woman is. So nothing surprises me anymore đ€Łđ€Ł âïž
"I just wanna be seen as a down to earth normal kid!"
*Lives in a turbo mansion*
his room is as big as normal houses are XD
Exceptionally funny and talented!
"'Choose' is when you make a decision between two things you want but can have only one" đ€Ł
Precise picture of what Jaden makes us think in real life đ
"down to earth normal kid" đ€
Such a humble kid đ
This show was really ahead of its time. Really smart.
You two are always soooooo funny, hilarious
bruh, "chooose" killed me lol
Jaden lives in such a micromanaged life, "Choose" is science fiction ahahaha đ€Ł
Not quite, I think it was a reference to being so spoiled that he never has to make a choice, whatever he wants, he gets. He doesn't understand the concept of choice because he never had to stop and choose anything over something else, he gets everything he wants.
Youâre wrong the guy who just replied to you is right
I lost it at Choooseđ
The voice is on point holy sh
Damn. Shots fired. I love it
Definition of working is insane đ
â Can we talk about the political and economic state of the world right now? â âïžđ€ đ
No
đ
No
Yes
absoloutely. but iâd rather do it with someone that actually has any sort of knowledge around that subject instead of jaiden smith.