Tariff Man May Have Spoken Too Soon
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Even Fox is calling them out now. This is like watching a slow motion car crash.
Yet im still dealing with a idiot woman who doesnt understand what a dow loss is
Fox does occasionally break from Trump when his lies are just too obvious to spin. They'll be back to licking his butt cheeks imminently.
Doesn’t seem like a slow motion car crash. Seems like a continuous hit and run after 8 collisions within a hour.
Cause the lies are so blatant now
@Jeremy Backup. Now THAT is excellent news! More good signs the shitshow that is trump is in its death throes. Rats turning on each other. Sweet!
lol Jon batiste in the background singing...
♪♫♬ Why you always Lying ♬♫♪
I shot the tariff, but I did not shoot the subsidy..🎵
I see what you did there...
Lol *dancing*
Ha ha ha! Excellent! You're hired! While we're at it - let's dump the dam subsidy for the companies profiteering from the ethanol in gasoline-it's a total ripoff. The 10% ethanol in gasoline reduces fuel efficiency in automobiles. I've written letters to both Georgia senators about it-they agree it's a big fiasco but yet don't seem to act upon doing away with the subsidy the federal government gives to enable this ripoff.
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KD, good one, finish it and secure the rights for it. Then sell it to Donny to use at his stupid rallies.
"This is how you know it isn't true.. the president said it". Sad but true.
I can't wait until Tariff Man meets Mueller Man.
Tariffman vs Muellerman: Dawn of Justice.
You made my day!
Tariff Man will meet Sheriff Man...soon
Ring fight of the century!
Kind of.
This actually made me laugh 🤣
Isn't it a stock price manipulation and people used to go to jail for that?
sent4dc Used to. Everything has changed since Trump has corrupted everything.
Yes, but remember they crashed the economy in 2008 and not one Banker or Fund Manager went to jail. Instead, they are going to do it again.
Anyone else would be in deep kaka....do not pass go..but directly to jail.
Only women who have the temerity to become billionaires without being likable go to jail for that.
Yeap! Infact Elon musk just got fined millions by the SEC and even directed to step down as chairman at Tesla for the same.
Petition to have Jon cover “why you always lyin’ “? Or maybe get the original guy on and have them both serenade Trump in a beautiful duet? Please? I need this.
I don't feel sorry for Melania whatsoever.
K
toney ingram stop it.
I don’t feel sorry for her either. She married for money and he married so he could swing her off his wrist like a new Rolex watch. They deserve one another. No tenderness, no love. Just suspicion and one-upping one another on who can hurt who the most. You know that’s the relationship they have. Now, let’s just take a moment to remember and appreciate the marriage between Michelle and Barack. Which would you prefer?
Barack Obama is to DT as Michelle Obama is to Melania.
Mark, OK? POTUS and the first ladies? Are you 9? The Obama's have class, love, a family, hey even a dog. The trump's are over rated rich kids . No love, no family, no dog. Just money, which was inherited.
Funny how Fox & friends don't consider President's word official
They are hedging their bets - they used to take his words as gospel. Now after so many thousands of blatant lies they have to cover their own ass just so they can't be dragged down together with the orange clown to deepest level of hell.
Poor Trump. He can't even get them not believe their eyes or ears as much. They are to get the truths frm St. Bankruptcies.
The most comedic aspect of this is thinking the chinese would want american cars. You gotta remember in the rest of the world, gas is about twice or three times as expensive as it is in the States.
You would think the Chinese would like Electric cars, OH Lying Don has hit that on the head, why wouldn't they want fuel guzzling air polluting cars from America, OH that's right they have unclean air, not like Ameraker.
Climate change is fake news, the world is not fucked (yet)
There's certainly some demand, it's a status symbol. No idea if that actually amounts to significant numbers though.
Momon, in the U.K. it’s around $5.40 a gallon.
@@korenn9381 true : like here in AU, all the idiot rich-wannabees driving BMWs.
@@korenn9381 Nope, for status symbols they buy German cars.
Larry Kudlow was apparently recruited for his position by Jared Kushner, whose in-depth research on China trade experts consisted of going to the Amazon website and searching on "China" and "trade" to see who might have written a book on the topic.
He's that guy? The same guy John Oliver talked about. No wonder this is such a shit storm.
Omg! His dot dot dot impression😂😂😂😂😂😭😭
"I am insisting that China buy a carrot and they have told me where to STICK it." Lol😅
Yeah, that was today's best line.
Writers deserve a pay rise. Brilliant tonight.
prerecorded
Tariff man?..........More like seven time business bankruptcy boy.
I'm not even listening to those tweets anymore, I am just waiting for the "dot,dot,dot-dot,dot,dot,dot" parts...
That's kills me 😂😂😂
that coma was hilarious in this one XD
Such good writers and execution by mr Colbert
STEPHEN IS THE BEST TALK SHOW HOST EVER!!!
STEPHEN IS THE BEST TALK SHOW HOST EVER since Letterman retired.
Nah, I prefer Graham Norton, and Seth Myers has a better interview style imho.
Nope. Carson was. But Stephen's getting better.
First Conan, then Stephen get it right😉🤪
Stephen is the best when i'm watching the Late Show, Seth is the best when i'm watching Late Night, aaaand Conan is the best always
I need a break. I can't take all this winning😂😂
I can't take all this laughing, my stomach hurts.
Oh, c'mon bloodmoon, hang in there buddy; they're closing in on gold medal territory with all this winning. Gold medal for us that is; when they yank this perpetual stand up comedy routine of an administration off the damn stage. (hopefully sooner rather than later.)
More like Tarriff-ying man
roopz10 nice
Lol nice one
The sarcasm of "he doesn't have to be good with numbers, he's only the White House economic advisor" is exactly how I've felt since 2016 haha
Sophie Alexander Whatever you may think, the economy is doing far better since 2016 than before it.
"even Fox and Friends weren't buying it" 😂😂😂
Because of the tariffs, obviously...
When Jon said "why you always lyin " I DIED 😭😂😂💀💀
wow spot on Melania impression by Stephen at the end there
My favourite Trump line ever from May 2016, it's aged as well as all of his tweets...
“We’re going to win. We’re going to win so much. We’re going to win at trade, we’re going to win at the border. We’re going to win so much, you’re going to be so sick and tired of winning, you’re going to come to me and go ‘Please, please, we can’t win anymore.’ You’ve heard this one. You’ll say ‘Please, Mr. President, we beg you sir, we don’t want to win anymore. It’s too much. It’s not fair to everybody else.’” Trump said. “And I’m going to say ‘I’m sorry, but we’re going to keep winning, winning, winning, We’re going to make America great again.”
E. A. Poe must be rolling in his grave listening to the orange bastard
Why is the orange clown not being investigated for market manipulation?
Graham Eaton, because Congress has no ball....uh, spine! Totally lapdogs.
They went after Elon Musk for a single tweet.
That was my first thought. Didn't Elon Musk have to pay a fine for doing the same thing on Twitter when he hadn't even secured a deal.
In this shitstorm we've also forgotten what happened with Trump's first economic adviser. His name eludes me at the moment, but he reaped big profits by what appears to be manipulation. After cashing in, he just walked away, claiming he was never working for the administration to begin with.
Why ? That implies he has the intelligence to do so
Great way to do some insider trading .
IKR.. shame I didn't buy in.
Funny
ya Killing me?
Imagine the amount of money you could make shorting those PLCs
I concur. I think his cronies tell him if he says things it upsets the market one way or the other to their benefit. Now that its tanked they will sell what they just made money on.
The best part of the video: 3:07 Stephen says "Happy birthday, John."
His son's name is John. Apparently yesterday was his birthday.
Colbert is the best!
LeNa, remember who still controls the Senate.
Man, does this count as illegal manipulation of the market? If Elon Musk can be responsible for manipulating his stock prices by tweeting things, Trump should totally be responsible for that hit on the Dow.
I was wondering the same thing too but there seems to be different circumstances so maybe not.
I think its because Musk is a CEO and he benefits from that manipulation. Trump is not a CEO and his manipulation is not supposed to benefit him. Also the SEC can easily go after Musk but not Trump since they serve under him. In fact according to DOJ memos the DOJ itself can not prosecute Trump, since he is president. Its all really messed up. Because of this I think people have too much faith in the Muller investigation. Trump and his criminal posse will only be brought to Justice under a new Democratic president and Congress; assuming they have the guts to do what needs to be done.
@@livelifegood0618 I thought the reason why people can sue for those kind of price manipulation was not because of gains, but rather because of the losses inured by people who believed in the manipulator's word?
Trump must be held to a different standard because he is a traitor and Republicans love traitors.
@@livelifegood0618 he never turned things over to beavis and butthead. Probably still listed as CEO...
I'm a tariff man, in a tariff world, living in DC, it's so easy! Comey is so unfair and Mueller is everywhere, imagination, jail is my destination.
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@@kedaariyer4887 You're right but I was too late.
Why am I sitting here drinking coffee and humming the BARBIE song to your worst as I read them....memo to me,"EXPECT THE UNEXPECTED TODAY"😣☕😩
I love how all the writers at the show have all the material they need just by checking his twitter feed.
Can a sitting president be charged by the SEC for insider trading?
Yearly training bangs it into our heads that you do not need to personally profit to be charged with insider trading.
"The deal wasn't true. Here's how you can tell. The President said it."
Even Fox news can't hide their exasperation any longer.
The trump reality show bizarre must be nearing it's demise, it must !
We thought that a year ago...
camelshit in SHALLAH BROTHER ^5.
bizarre bazaar
@Michael Anderson Mega Props & poor Scott Free! 🤣 The filing of the Flynn Sentencing Memo of last evening is quite telling in many unredacted ways! Like the fact he has been cooperating in THREE different investigations? Oh Judge, do tell! Watch this space!
"Carrot & Stick Approach" - priceless
Gee, it's almost as if someone is manipulating the markets by feeding false information in order to make quick wins from the resulting highs and downs of the reacting stock market.... (!)
He did this at the start of his administration and there was clear intent to do it, but there was another scandal immediately following, so there was no consequence to the market manipulation. These people have burned through norms like a California wildfire.
Yep and considering how corrupt politics always is I'd say Trump and his right-wing (probable Republican buddies) are the main beneficiaries.
@@tamcon72 At least he's raking the profits so it doesn't spread XD
Troy Kipping Ä
GEE...Ya' Think ?
Tarrif Man! The Super Villain no one asked for.
Holy Hairpiece Batman! The Tariff Man is getting away!
@@jasonmultin4781 "Quick Robin! This will require the Bat Tax Document retriever."
Pretty sure that's market manipulation and that's a criminal offence.
Agree.
Phuck it,nothing matters any more😩
Add it to the list.
Stepan Panov finally someone says the real isssue not being sarcastic dead serious the president is using the office to manipulate the markets
Seriously? I mean don't get me wrong, you are right but of all the things he does on a daily basis this is so far down..
Ha, I love JB referencing "Why You Always Lying".
Dot dot dot dot dot lmao
Daht daht daht daht
I love the daht dahts
... who does Trump think pays those tariffs?
Trump didn't even know what a trade deficit was. Hell, his answer to bringing down debt was print more money or just buy some, and then sell it when its value was higher. Again, to face the over 1 trillion dollar debt. These are the musings of an idiot.
China will pay......Make Americans Rich Again....I am a Tariff Man.....
Well, let me think......he doesn't.
Give him a break, he just learned about tariffs this year. Baby steps people.
Mexico? Lol
Loose End will be Don Jr's nickname after two years in prison
pavanatanaya I spat my coffee onto my computer. 😂😂😂😂😂
en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rape_culture. “Prison rape is a topic about which jokes are abundant. Linda McFarlane, director of Just Detention International, states "Humor is part of the cultural attitude that (prison) is the one place where rape is okay."[49]” - From the ‘normalization’ section
ROFL...Dude!!!
pavanatanaya: one can only hope. But I'm expecting none of the tRumps will ever be convicted or pay any penalties. The rich always get the sugar. It's too much to hope that justice will be done.
Pessimistic view.
Lmao 😂 Ooooooo Noooooooo! 😂 Rotflmao
I’m Chinese and I approve this message.
Lol
I'm curious. How does the Jorp Grin Chicadee run? What kind of gas mileage does it get?
"The Art of No Deal" by D.T.
Or "The Art of the Squeal".
Why you always lyin' ? 😂
Make it a song Jon! 👏🏻
So good
Shan Hussain ^5. In Shallah!! Brother !
Look up ‘why you always lyin’ by Nicholas Fraser on CZcams
He is Grump!
"I'm just... I'm polishing the duty here."
Don't forget your duty cream!
it would be "Tariff-ic" if he went away~
I shot the tariff, but did not get the deputy Aaa G.
**But I did not get the Service Fee. ;)
original comment was perfect!
Melania is no victim .
Thank you. She made her choices and can walk out at any time.
@@Tracymmo exactly, I get where these late night hosts are coming from, trying to show the unrest in Trump's camp, but seriously all this insisting to make her look like a victim is annoying, she is not a good person, though Colbert has made fun of her sometimes for being complict
Melania is complicit all the way. She's in it for the money just like her husband. I have no idea why they see her as some helpless damsel
A president MUST be married, right?
So if Melania walks, Trumpy president no more?
@@RKroese nah; he'll just hook up with Ivanka
Meanwhile, Pompeo gave an absolutely horrific and malicious keynote speech at the German Marshal Fund.
"dot dot dot dot...." It always gets me! Can't stop laughing at that every time!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Same here dot dot dot makes me laugh
is anyone else counting the dots in "dot dot dot..." ?
I'm trying to lip-sync along accurately!
Nikola Tsouk. ALWAYS!
don't forget the comma :D ... Colbert on fire in this one
Nikolas Tsouk dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot
@Smileyrie James Epically trolling the libs with all those dots. Taking up Colbert's air time
Tarriff Man aka Agent Orange aka Con Man the world's most dangerous and dumb super villain
Ry Sun Someone call The Avengers....And The Justice League.
Superhero Mueller to the rescue (hopefully).
Don't forget his minions that show up for his rallies.
i want to see more of this cartoon hero might get interesting
@Jorn Navarre our biatch.
That carrot and stick one though! 😂😂 “...buy a carrot and they show him where to put it!” Lmfao
The "dot dot dot" thing gets funnier every day, & will NEVER cease being funny. I'm OCD so I hafta count to make sure he matches the tweet.
Trump thinks that he is Tariff Man?? More like Tariff-ying!!
Still waiting for the young strong men in the caravan ..!!
.... Say Real Houswives everywhere. LOL
Hella Aladdins "SNL"
The Jeep knock off was so freaking funny 😄
So many jokes! The carrot and stick... I can't! 🤣
Stephen tryin' hard to put Laura out of work with his Melania impression!
That's what I thought, too… But she has got the better duckface and 3D parts...
New Message I think you mean Melanie - according to his tweets
"MARLAGO" LOL😅
😆😆😆 Stephen, boy you crack me up. Please keep it coming. Love the Show.
I like Stephen Colbert's Melania.
Omfg trump please do everyone a favor and go play in traffic
He just might, if you told him to play golf in traffic.
I was going to suggest he play on the Beltway during rush hour, but traffic moves too slowly.
Paint the tarmac green and he might well believe the freeway is one of his clubs.
🤣🤣🤣 who knows, the
traffic-drivers might just fight to be the first one to drive over and over him.
Teddy Roosevelt
He needs to play chicken on the freeway
Trump's reasoning for tariffs is based on pettiness rather than sound economic advice. When economic policy is based on pettiness don't be surprised if said policy starts to harm the economy.
Partly pettiness, but it's all just the same strong-arm tactics recycled over and over that the mafia taught him.
Gasoline here in Greensboro NC is $2.08 per Gallon for regular!
Hey, don't knock the Jorp! Those cars are cheap~
lol the right one finally
To explain for people seeing this later: they had accidentally uploaded that old Chris Wallace clip instead of this one and it took them hours to fix their mistake.
"to which Melania replied get in line" 😂😂😂😂😂😂
I can't repeat this loudly enough: WE PAY THE TARIFFS AS THE IMPORTING COUNTRY, NOT CHINA AS THE EXPORTING COUNTRY
The government gets the revenue from the tariffs assessed on American importers, who pass the cost on to the American consumer. Tariffs are an indirect tax on a country's consumers.
Even on a very sad day for me Mr.Colbert can make me smile. THANK YOU
And people still defend this Trump amazing
mark One
It's hard to believe, but true 🤦♀️.
mark One Yes because the economy is doing so damn good!
The only people who defend trump fall into one of two categories
- They're extremely racist, sexist, or both
- They're extremely rich and are happy to watch the world burn as long as it lines their pockets.
@@randomjoe3941 I'm a black immigrant from Africa, got my citizenship in 2016 after 6 years of waiting. I'm a Trump supporter. It is your kind of thinking that drives people towards Trump. I'm not racist, I'm not sexist and neither is 99% of people who support Trump. Love or hate Trump there are a few facts you need to acknowledge, the economy is doing far better and there is more peace in the world. I dare you to deny it.
Nelson King I dare you to support your statements of "more peace" and a "better economy " with statistics. And no. Your own delusional perception of world events does not count as a viable source. I mean my God man. Did you even watch the show? The Dow dropped 799 points...due to fears of an economic slowdown...honey...that means a recession. A recession does not mean we are doing GREAT economically. It means were doing bad. It's like your house is on fire and you refuse to leave it because, "its just so nice and cool in this burning house. I think I'll stay despite the fact the house is on fucking fire." Delusional thinking based on emotional processes is what gets us in trouble in life. So. .stop being delusional.
The White House Presents Tariff Man v Catheter Cowboy
"Now, in other news, we might be getting a report soon, from Robert Mueller and his team-"
And it's _about damn time!_
Jean Baptiste singing “why you always lyin” is my favorite part.
Tariff Man is gonna be busy Tariffying this whole country.
Already 2/3s of the way there.
"Call me old fashion but I like an import with a BIG DUDEy." Lol 😃😅
I call him the asterisk president because that is more polite than 'quisling'.
I just died when Jon Batiste sang "Why are you always lyin" hahahaha
Recession is right around the corner
Recession is Republican for depression..
It is coming soon to a country near you.
World here. Loving the Trump Show Not had so much fun since the Nixon show Entertainment really is your greatest export America. Hilarious. Dot dot dot dot
Trump is an idiot, but very entertaining.
Now he is "Tariff Man", soon he will be beaten by Batman.
I NEED a GIF of that!😂😂
„ dot dot dot dot...“ makes me laugh every time 😂
The Trump "house of cards" is falling Fast!
Finally the right video! 😂
Nothing can stop what is coming , NOTHING !!!!!! The Storm is Upon Us .....
"Get in line" HAHAHAHAHAHA!! SPOT ON!! 😂😂😂
"You’ll say ‘Please, Mr. President, we beg you sir, we don’t want to win anymore. It’s too much. It’s not fair to everybody else and I’m going to say ‘I’m sorry, but we’re going to keep winning, winning, winning, We’re going to make America great again.”
----Trump May 2016
#LMAO
@@titoqwentezproductionz3406 Heh yeah, Trump is the genius who figured that you can raise salaries by removing regulations at random, it's a very smart move with no bad consequences on the long term
@Emmett Hardie "bouncy castle of economic delight" is now my phrase of the week.
I was thi ki g the other day how I am almost tired of Trump winning.
Then Stephen and his show make this stupid video hours before China confirms the 90 day 'cease fire' and negotiations.
#WINNING
@angelbabe dawg GOOGLE?!? BRAIN??! REGRESSIVE!!
@angelbabe dawg WEIRDO
What happens when Tariff Man and little Rocket Man meet?
Cyrill Gebert the price of them Skyrockets ...
What happens if Tariff Man and Scatman meet?
@Michael Anderson hahahahaha!!!!
They'll back out of the Iran Deal on the idea it's a "bad deal" while simultaneously getting nothing from N Korea and calling it a good deal.
Cuz that's what happened.
I LIKE THAT DUTY!!!! LOL I FELT FROM MY CHAIR LAUGHING. LOL AND THE SPANKING DIDN'T HELP. OMG LOL.
LMAO!! I hear you Jon!!! “Why you always lyyyyying…” LMAO!!!
That It's a boy Card wud make a great April Fools prank for my parents and in laws.
The dot economy is booming.
because Stephen has been putting the dots back into the spotlight :D "dot dot dot"
He aced it perfectly!!😂😂👍👍👍🇬🇧
Everybody hide!!! The Tariff man is coming!! Heeeelp 🏃🏻🏃🏻🏃🏻🤣🤣🤣🤣
Shouldn't it be "too soon" and not "to soon"?
Yes
They’re having real trouble with this clip aren’t they? First it’s the wrong clip, now the title is spelled wrong. Rough day
YES YOU ARE ABSOLUTELY RIGHT.
as of 12:50 it's corrected
EVEN I SAW THAT MISTAKE.
Trump: I didn’t think trade war is difficult. Who knows!
Brilliant perfomance by Stephen.Bravo!
Phhhhew #lolSeriously 🙄🤣 love you Mr. Colbert 💜