Nancy And Chuck Are: Democrats On The Offensive
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- So a president, a Senate minority leader, and a House minority leader walk into an Oval Office...
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"It's like Alexa, he only wakes up when he hears his name"
“So the wall is a metaphor for his manhood? No wonder he has trouble erecting it!”
I DIED LAUGHING STEPHEN! 🔥
💯🎯😂😂😂
And if it ever does go up, it will come up shorter than promised.
@@cisco8650 He'd still find a way to make an incestuous comment about it all.
@@jakehix8132 like asking Ivanka to help prop up his wall.
Emre Yavuzoğlu, I spat out my tea! 🤣🤣🤣
I now know why Schumer wasn't sitting up straight. If he had looked Trump in the face, he would have started laughing hysterically.
He was chuckling a little. Lol
Mike Trotter I don’t mean any disrespect, but you’re wrong. If you want solid, trustworthy reporting, I’d recommend signing out of Facebook, unsubscribing from any feeds related to Alex Jones, and turning off Fox News. I’m sure this reply won’t convince you, especially considering its lack of references, but I implore you to read into these matters with sources like the New York Times or the Washington Post. I understand you probably won’t, but I felt I should say it nonetheless.
Nahhh this shit head asked for the murder of Supreme Court justices, while his security keeps him safe! Cusana fy nhin Schumer! Gutless!
Yeh, he’s not laughing now though! Look what a disaster they put up for president ( how best to ruin America). Nice choice shit Schumer! 😝
Thats a really good statue of Mike Pence
Fintan Parsons - This comment is underrated.🤣🤣🤣
😂😂😂😂
it took me minutes of that segment to realize pence was sitting in the chair and it wasn't empty...
Like John Cena
Looked like that scene where Clint Eastwood was talking to an empty chair ...
Rob Chudy I thought he was a cardboard cut out! Lol!
Says Individual 1 “it’s called transparency”, Nancy should’ve said: “no, releasing your taxes is transparency”.
why isnt this one highlighted??
OH SNAP!
You have to hand it to Nancy and Chuck. They tried to save Trump some face and debate the difference in private. More or less saying let's not let the world see you behaving like a spoiled brat. Also wicked burn with manhood comment.
Omg, what a perfect example of coming up with the best response AFTER the conversation.
Thank you! Well said!!
7:30 was so good I "cold blooded"ed out loud with Jon Batiste
That Burn !! Way to go Nancy, very nice.
Damn Nancy 😂😂
This week SNL is gonna be legit!!!
Kifaya Yusuf
I cannot WAIT!😂🤣😂🤣😃😄
I was thinking the EXACT same thing!! It's like the writers of SNL can leave early for their vacation!
Kifaya Yusuf
That's right.. off da chain. Dangggggggggggggg! LOLLL
Someone forgot to load the startup program for the Mike Pence bot.
Well there was a woman in the room! It'd be a sin to talk.. or move.. or let his gaze for even one second fall upon her form.
Pence.exe has stopped working
He is there, in there corner, repeating his peace mantra-
PRESIDENT Mike Pence...
PRESIDENT Mike Pence...
He’s like a Marine Sniper, close enough to kill you with a fart, but you don’t even notice he’s there.
Beep... Beep.... Woman talking in room can’t compute.... Beep...Beep...
OUCH! Nancy just burned racist grampa HARD!
Nancy Pelosi Net Worth = 100,643,521
Libtards go figure who she is really working for. Definitely not the American people
@@craigmerguson7151 And Trump is? Dipshitt
Too bad he aint a racist...but you can keep pretending, no-one with a brain cares....the left is far too transparent.
Craig Merguson May I ask which of this reply’s copies came first? Just wondering. I saw you replied to another comment with exactly the same wording. I completely disagree with your point, but I’m not here to talk about that, I was just mildly curious.
@@craigmerguson7151 Making your point by calling others libtard? Good luck with that, shitface.
Pence trying to cast an invisibility spell on himself. It almost worked!
Dissapperio!
I really didn't notice him at first
Pence could not have looked more uncomfortable, when you actually notice he's there that is.
“Mother should I build the wall?”
His mom didn't give him permission to speak.
He's got his eyes closed, praying the Rapture will start in 3 ... 2...1... blast off! :D
I think they forgot to plug him in.
@@telectronix1368 ⚡⚡⚡⚡⚡⚡⚡⚡🛏
They showed great restraint by not laughing in his face
I actually thought Schumer was trying to keep from laughing during that bit in which Colbert was comparing him to a guy trying not to look at the ranting drunk on the subway.
They should have done just that and see Spanky explode 😂
Idk how anyone can say they were tough chuck looked like a kid being yelled at by his dad in front of his girlfriend lol .
I thought chuck did smile several times, but wouldn’t look at the toddler in the room in case he burst out laughing lol
The kick backs from the Contractors motivates Trump to build the Wall!!
Mike Pence sat there like Norman Bates’ mother.
Clothilde Lol 😂 good one 👍
Your comment is gold!
Or Whistler's Mother
Hahahahaha
@Leonie Romanes especially after her demise.
"It's called transparency," from the president who won't release his tax returns.
transparancy lets go in private guys
transparent as a brick wall
go try out some Communism and come back to me i been there //just to add info monthly coupons for gas chocolate etc lines lines for food need to get a approval from a gov't offical in town to even have your relatives come by for a simple visit you can't have people getting together without oversight ? don't think even about complaints on state services some dudes in overcoats will walk you away in the night the next day go try it like that reporter dude got wacked in turkey they not so kiss your butt freindly in others places what about theses dummies going to join isis and being raped and sold off like a car part ? so sad to uniformed people that see what going on do your own homework if your so passionate dont rely on a tweet or a repost guys cobert = comedy its jokes not all true ?
You should have stayed in your country and fight for changes
JoJo Hix then why did Trump say he was going to release them?
Ever see a child throw a fit and break things when they don't get what they want and then blame whomever denied them what they wanted for said broken things?
Ladies and gentlemen I give you the Toddler in Chief!
@@ichijofestival2576 Makes you really wonder how anyone looks at him and goes "yeah, that guy is totally respectable"...
😂🤣😂
@jack bran Can't run if you're a felon... ie Felony campaign finance violations. Thank you for playing though!
@jack bran, Well aren't you just dumb little trumptard.
Why are we letting it past that he said the military would be used to shut down the government to build this Mexican wall. So which eastern bloc are we now. Get this man out the white house.
Well, he has studied in the dojo of Sensei Putin...
Exactly.
That was my thought
I noticed that also and no one said anything. Shows what's on his mind.
Every day he provides another example of why, when you google 'idiot', his picture pops up!
I agree with him that we need a wall. But it should be built around Marlargo, so that he can't leave and go back to the White House
Hello. 2020 here. He built a wall around the White House and hid in the bunker. Not from Mexicans, but from AMERICANS!
@@dancerforlife0545 well, you won't believe what 3 weeks in the future will bring you
@3DGE a year in the future their votes and wreck America and has killed American soldiers!! I hope all Biden voters are happy with theirselves!! I sure am not!!
I love marilago! It so lovely! Their top of the list for 2024 is cacklehead, who has a lower rating than Biden, if that is possible! Bring out the popcorn and wine, can’t wait!
Trump: it’s about transparency. Great, let’s look at your tax returns.
Yes, yes, yes...now THOSE will punch him in the junk for sure
I think he was referring to Pence's skin being transparent.
It's why he was holding so still. Hoping he would just look like a cloaked Predator and no one could see him or drag him into that shit show.
It's so funny to remember that the VP is technically the President of the Senate, and he wouldn't even make eye contact with Schumer, who is only the Minority Leader.
You mean like Al Sharpton, whom owes millions for years now? ESAD
Eric Marley
Yes we mean exactly like Al Sharpton
🤣😂🤣😂
Every time trump brings up the wall all Democrats should just say "why ask us ask Mexico"
Trumpards are seeing red right about now
@@unknownunknown-wc1jj they'll be seeing a lot more soon.
Exactly, but Nancy & Chuck are too incompetent to think of that.
@@nancymesek Nancy & Chuck make Trump look like a Rocket Scientist.
Stephen is really an artist.(Master of the art of political Comedy)
LOL...he is a scripted idiot.
@@scottleft3672 Of course Stephen doesn't write his own jokes, but that's only have of comedy. He has amazing delivery and timing, which makes him funny. No late night comedians hosts write their own jokes.
Master of elitist bullshit!🤪
Master woke unfunny global elitist!
"Transparency", like with tax returns.....
And meeting with Putin and KJU.
Oh, DETAILS!
Yes!!! 😀😂😂
They know what is in his tax returns.
@Saywhatwho? Blow Oh! A troll! Welcome to the discussion 😆
I wanna play with the troll, too!
I can honestly see the President of Mexico laughing his ass off from that. Lmao.
They are getting a new president beginning of next year. Manuel López Obrador
President Bonespurs: The "Great" Negotiator, ladies and gentlemen.
T Electronix the art of deal. hahaha.
So true, this really is great negotiating!
Man, Stephen Colbert sure seems like quite the commie. Let's get this traitor outta the country where he much rather be!
Exactly. Give me what i want or we all burn
@@peir77 Why? What specifically makes him a "commie"? I'm guessing the fact that he's a levelheaded person and harsh critic of President Twitler has something to do with it.
Ask him to name 7 states.......Hilarious!!!!!!
He DID ask to meet the president of The Virgin Islands....
flowers, poetry, WD40, orange ripple and candy necklace.
what a gentleman.
LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!! She said "This wall thing.... It's like a manhood thing with him - as if manhood can be associated with him". She pulled a slim shady on him
Trump calls that transparency?
Keep it up...
Show us your taxes!
Look! It's because he's being audited, alright! Jeez. /S
Lol Lol.
THANK YOU!!!!!!! The nerve of him.
Have patience, child - Mueller
he thinks transparency is all about cross dressing fathers and mothers
Pence made quite a compelling argument.
Hardy Maritz 😅😅😅😅
@Dan M
You know, ONCE was enough.
Yes. Yes he did.
Hardy Maritz 😂
😂😂😂
Mike Pence looks like a man who is regretting his life choices.
Michelle Maloney, you got it wrong, Mike Pence behaved like a respectable subordinate every wise boss would like to have. He knew there can only be one boss at a time. He would have spoken without acrimony if Trump had asked him to say something. God bless this peacemaker Pence!
No he looks like he’s having dirty thoughts and enjoying them
for a guy who doesn't drink, 45's performance reminds one of the guy who drinks too much before coming to the table at thanksgiving. the reaction of the guy to 45's right is like that of the brother who's seen all this before ... and goes to sleep.
"Transparency" ...said the man who won't release his tax return.
You mean Donnie Two-Scoops used a four syllable word?! 🤯
This is to ALL individuals who KNOW absolutely nothing about THE TAX CODE. I don't have time to sit here and educate you, but in a nutshell....the LAW in this country/USA the tax code favors business owners. WHY? because business owners employ or provide JOBS for people who are unable to use this magnificent thing called "BRAIN" to create one for themselves, they relay on "applying for this job" or "that job". How do you think the government make their money? Another words who pays the government? TAX PAYERS. While the clueless are screaming "release his tax return" I suggest learn the rules of the TAX CODE. Know the game, play the game and win OR Listen to the media and never know why you were paying 37% in taxes & continue to be a good slave. God bless America. I love this country!!! And I'm sure you work for yourself! Yeah, right!!! lol
Boaty McBoatface hypocrisy has no bounds for this dude. 😂
@@elsan.6742 Ummm... what? No one is going to be surprised (especially at this point) if Trump has paid significantly less in taxes than the average person due to business loopholes or other legal or quasi-legal practices. The question is what's he hiding behind the flimsy excuse of "I'm under audit". The answer is, in all likelihood, foreign ties that either would have or should have invalidated his campaign.
I know the trope of "If you're innocent, you have nothing to hide" is used to justify the trade of freedoms and liberties for the appearances of more security, but this is about voluntary transparency. No one is required to make their tax information public. If he didn't want to release them (because he knows there's damaging information in there), he could just say "No, I'm not going to." Instead he says "I would love too, I mean, really I would, but I'm being audited, and it takes a lot of time, a lot lawyers, you know, because I've got such a big business, the best business really, but so many businesses and connections and the audit just takes a very long time."
Exactly!!
Someone forgot to plug in Pence!🙈🙉🙊
Nancy Pelosi; my new hero.
“You will not win.”
Man mentioned transparency, when he has some adultery and bribing cases for himself 😊 oh boi
They should of humiliated him by reminding him of his promise "Mexico is going to pay for the wall", not the US taxpayer.
IT'S SHOULD HAVE, NOT SHOULD OF.
@@lynnchotoocho9713 Writes the person using all uppercase letters, sigh.
I agree, Gavin. I'm just about foaming at the mouth over here waiting for someone in a high position of power to give him a taste of his own medicine directly to his face. "Well, the wall wasn't paid for by Mexico as you'd promised, so now we're going to either need you to pay for the lion's share with your own money or it's just simply not going to be feasible". He'd shit a brick, hug himself and purse his lips into a tiny little butthole, knowing he'd been called out to his face.
😂😂😂 Pelosi Rocks!!! She has all my respect after that BURN!
She did a lot better than Wall Street Chuckie but come on this bloody quarrel was over a 5 billion wall. Maybe once she embraces medicare for all then id like to hear her speak
Just causing a fracas to hide her husbands dui, and her insider trading! Are we talking about that nooooo! Just her alleged trip to Taiwan! Keep her there Taiwanese people please! Save america😩
I like Nancy just a bit more after this lol...
Dang Nancy!
Way to knock down his ego!
Bravo!
“He’s like Alexa” that was hilarious 😂
He's nothing at all like Alexa. Alexa is actually helpful.
Mike Pence silence is deafening.
LibHunk Q
It was in some dormant state or on a low battery mode , lol
I just thought he was part of the furnishing.
You go, Nancy. Keep it up. Teach your Democrats how to do it.
Oh my this POTUS has the negotiation skills of a snail.
Witness the Art of the Deal
no no no...he's great at business ownership and making all those businesses flourish...like algae at the bottom of his personal swamp
Schrödinger’s wall - it both exists and doesn’t exist at the same time
That was my exact thought!
Lol
Came here for this comment
LOL
Brilliant!
Either Someone forgot to put batteries in Mike Pence or he just short circuited
I wish Stephen would have addressed the fact that Pence seemed completely comatose throughout the whole meeting. This administration is so WEIRD!
So painful to realize this is our new reality.
Pelosi and schumer should have told Trump you promise that Mexico will pay for the Wall not American taxpayers instead of arguing.
Yeah whatever happened to making Mexico paying for the wall. He promised that.
@@ArtworksbyNet it drowned in the swamp and died
Schumer actually did ,if you watched the whole thing he said .."the wall which by the way Mexico will not pay for.."
Ikr? WHY DOESNT ANYONE EVER BRING THAT UP?!
Definitely did.
NO NEED TO BUILD A WALL... Just make Donald Trump go to the border and speak nonstop to the people from Honduras... And soon enough they all will be running back home 😆
" It goes to show : you get into a tinkle contest w/ a sunk, you get tinkle all over you." "This wall thing .....it's like a manhood thing with him - as if you can associate manhood with him."
Atta girl Nancy! 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Steven Colbert : friendship : Noun : public argument with those who oppose everything you stand for.
Sad, very sad. Why and how has the USA come to this?
That's Pence, his moral fortitude and leadership skills on full display.
(Actually, he's uneasy that they made him sit next to the female, and is hoping Mother doesn't find out.)
Can’t wait for skeleton to go to Taiwan, but worried about the bar bill in flight, that we are paying for! But I guess it’s worth it, she is less a threat while pissed! She will come back speaking Chinese? Perhaps we can all understand her then😚
About time the Dems found their guts.
It's hard to argue effectively when you're the minority party in both houses. Now that Pelosi can simply say to something, "You don't have the votes in the House" -- well, that's an effective argument. To a rational person, anyway.
No, Nancy and Chuck do not have guts. No doubt they will cave in to tRump in a private setting. They are just putting up a front for the Speaker of the House seat cause she is being challenged for it.
No, it’s very easy to come out against what trump is doing and say “[blank] is wrong so we should do [blank] instead.” But they aren’t doing anything they keep on and on with this half way bill and after decades of doing it our countries a mess and establishment is to the right when our population is too the left on everything from M4A, fight for 15, money out of politics and ending the wars by large margins. They stand for nothing and they concede everything.
"Mexico will pay for it and if you don't give me the money for it I'll shut down the GUVMINT!!"- Trump
Wut?
No Da ah no, you don’t understand how USMCA works or how appropriations work. Maybe your College educated friends actually understand these things.
So why is he asking for $5 Billion if the money has already been saved? And if he has all the votes, why does he threaten to shut down the government? Nancy told him to go ahead with the vote, why doesn't he?
COLBERT should women start wearing panties to work ? report most democrats dont in protest
@@noahdavid954 that's not have trade deals work.
anyway, the wall is more than 2/3 done. they just completed 1500miles. no idea what's trump is whining about since he's mentioned it innumerable times.
@@noahdavid954 Are you serious?? The trade deal won't cover even a quarter of the price of the wall Trump wants!
"It's like she always says, when they go low, we punch 'em in the junk - boom!" 🤣🤣🤣 8:02 is maybe one of my favorite monologue moments ever
“If we don’t get what we want, whether it’s through you, THROUGH THE MILITARY, or anything you wanna call, I will shut down the government.”
Y’all heard that, right?
Shane S damn right and any American with some balls loves it
Shane S Yep... heard it. I think he and his folks forget that THE MILITARY is part of the GOVERNMENT 🤔🤣
See who blinks first on that one.
Scary! Trump blurted out his inner thoughts about A MILITARY GOVERNMENT (in a manner of speaking, I mean the word 'Thoughts').
@@anthonyk6530 It doesn't take balls to establish a military junta, just insanity.
I wonder if Pence's wife was in the same room since Pelosi was there.
Anything you can say to me in private, you can say to me in front of the enemy of the people! lol
That enemy would be Schumer, correct?
@Michael Kuhl - Nah, the real *enema* of the people is most certainly trump. He really makes the shit flow freely.
Rich Wojehowski you...I...I just can’t. I think I burst a blood vessel laughing. You can’t do this to people!!!
ROCKET MAN even with all the blood vessels in my body popped, I’ll still be a better person than you ever were, are, or ever could be. So you’re basically a worthless waste of time and oxygen.
Saywhatwho? Blow they didn’t want to embarrass trump. They ended up doing it anyway
"This wall thing... It's like a manhood thing with him - as if manhood could be associated with him" - Pelosi
"So, the wall is a metaphor for his manhood. No wonder he's having trouble erecting it." - Colbert
God damn! Such savagery lol
ERROR 404 PENCE.EXT HAS STOPPED RESPONDING
''if you won't be needing me sir, I'll be shutting down for a while'' - C3PO
@@RIXRADvidz hahhahhaha!!!!
It's *.EXE... Sorry, I know, details...
He had a unified gov't for 2 years and now he thinks he'll get the funding? What a loon.
to be fair, working w/o the freedom caucus might be easier (depending on legislation ... and whether trump figures out how bills are created).
Fuch u
Big kiss back attcha
Reportedly Nancy's hand is swollen and bruised a bit, but ok, and that's impressive, considering how much she b**ched slapped him! Chuck on the other hand may have a broken knuckle..but he says it was totally worth it!
The Democrats are ALWAYS beating each other up....Trump looks on and smiles.
@@scottleft3672 Trump sits there and cries like a little bitch while shutting down the government to get the money to fund his wall that will never be built.
the divided states of embarrassment
Honestly, that is what it has turned into...
I didn't even see Mike Pence in that clip until someone pointed it out to me
hahahaaaaa
Same here. Lol😅
LOLOL!!
So funny when Trump uses the phrase “excuse me” to rudely interrupt. What a gaslighter. He didn’t want to get anything DONE. He wanted to stage reality television. We are not entertained. False equivalency rhetorical fallacy...if trump doesn’t get his wall, the nation has no security. Ridiculous. FTS!
I hate when he says (for a very short period of time). Ugh. Hate it. And that thing he does with his hands
Stay tuned next week for more drama on the Presidential Apprentice
I just want to poke him in the eye, and say "no,excuse me."
You can't reason with someone unreasonable, narcisitic or a very stable genius that knows good words
You make a good point. This is his way of deflecting the attention from the Muller investigation to something less personal for him. They should have never agreed to meet him with the press there. This was a set up!
He learned that from Kellyanne CONway
Chuck Shumer looked like he was having a seizure as he tried not to burst out in laughter at the Trump Shutdown.
@@miketrotter9412 So who's actually responsible for the shutdown? Trump was ready to sign the bills to fund the government which the House and the Senate have passed until Rush Limbaugh told him not to. Trump is such a loser to let Rush Limbaugh tell him what to do... Even so, Trump did say he would take responsibility for the shutdown, which is what caused Schumer to be so amused.
real good points made here by Colbert...
When you think you can outwit your parents and they come at you with straight facts
Those facts like, "This is my house. I pay the bills. I'm just letting you stay here" kind of facts. 😂
laughed hard at this, not sure why lol
If Schumer and Pelosi were my parents, I would have them locked up, AFTER I changed my name and moved.
Someone forgot to charge Pence last night. He has less battery overnight than an iPhone.
And Pence's battery is about to die
@@aliaj.shafira7203 Aaaaand it's dead...
Beautiful 😁👍
No no, thsts fully charged, he just doesnt talk with 'other' women in the room. Makes you wonder what his wife has on him
Oh i thought (hoped) you meant 'charged' with something he could run away from . . resign.
Billy Bob Thorton's character in movie: ' Our Brand is Crisis ' says to Sandra Bullock's character ( rival campaign strategists): " you fight with monsters long enough, you become a monster".
You weary shadows-of-your-former- selves, posturing-with-no-subtance, impotentized wheelers and dealers . . pass the baton share your wisdom and encouragement. There is a hope, a goodness, in knowing when to let go, entrust
Pence had to power down to save battery.
He wants to... shut down... the government? ...What?
Even for freaking Drumpf, that is just a complete "What?!" moment... O.O;
"If you don't gimme what I want, I'm gonna take my ball and go home. And guess what! My ball is the government!"
There's a child in the white house. Would someone please escort him to a senior daycare, ASAP?
It is sadly a viable tactic, and the Republican Party has used it (twice) to effectively do just that, shut down the government for a period because they did not get what they wanted. It honestly should be made illegal to do so, because it is essentially people saying that they will refuse to do the jobs that they were chosen by the people to do and are being paid to do, simply because other people disagree with them. In most any other job, doing that will plain and simple get you fired. But with our government, it is still legal and viable because those in power do not wish to outlaw it, because they can perhaps use it someday to their own advantage. :(
Escort him to prison cuffed and shackled. Make sure his "enemies of the people" are there to film the perp walk. Shackle them all together in a big long line.
@@stellarfirefly Actually it means 450,000 federal employees will be working with NO pay. Aside from the ones who aren't required, they won't be working or paid. International tourists who booked trips to our National Parks a year ago will find them closed. Little towns around Yosemite that depend on tourism are hurting from the fires, now TRUMP wants to shut down the government without a thought about the chain reaction to the economy ASIDE from the federal employees not getting paid. At Christmas. Fucking Scrooge #FakePresident
Being VP, Pence should've really attended this meeting.
plasticbutler 😂😂😂😂
"He's like Alexa. He only wakes up when he hears his name." HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
"If W-E don't get what W-E want..." Has he begun speaking like the monarchs of G.B.!?!
What amazes me the most,... this country claims they love the military, the firefighters, police offices etc, yet they praise number 45 for threatening to take away their finances during the holiday season by shutting down the Gov't over a stupid wall that the other country were to pay for. Either way, how selfish putting the very families you claim to love so much in hardship as most of these professions barely make enough and are living check the check. It's so ridiculous & too much. Get your life man just get over your self!
Myra J And they vote to dismantle the unions which protect police/fire salary & benefits and always vote to defund their pensions.
Exactly!
It's a tactic to get his shit passed because if the Democrats care too they will pass it lol
Trump has the ability to order that certain "employees" including the military, keep being paid no matter how it has to be done, even issuing new debt to China that it doesn't want to buy. Bwwwwhahahahahahaahha!
It's the same people who support the bone spur draft dodger Trump when he disrespects veterans like McCain and the general who oversaw the killing of Bin Laden yet flip out when they see a NFL player kneeling during the anthem.
This is what happens when your ego demands that you publicize your incompetence. What a stable genius!!😝
"He is the very model of a modern stable genius, of all the US presidents, he is the Mussoliniest..."
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He doesn’t mind talking about it in front of the world. The dems on the other hand are very afraid to.
Well said! lol
@@chuckrambo4401 They have respect for the office. They don't want him to look stupid in front of American public as he finally did.
@@noahdavid954 he doesn't seem to understand (still) why we have two chambers. it's an appropriations bill so MUST start in the House but Senate isn't required to up-or-down vote on anything the House passes. don't know why he doesn't get that but he spent his time forcefully arguing that he doesn't.
and his "negotiation" skills come down to spouting lies that HIS OWN state dept and DHS won't back up.
AND he repeatedly lied (trying to fear-monger) about "diseased" people.
soooo, his only "negotiation" skills were
1. /still/ not knowing how legislation is enacted
2. making up shit
^ incompetence
I know you're a troll - and an incompetent one at that - but I posted this so others can read/know it.
I didn't notice Mike Pence until I read comments about it.
Gerardo Mejías VP Elf on a Shelf
7:26 Rupaul: The library is now officially closed!"
He's like Alexa, he only wakes up when he hears his name ... hilarious! So true for this narcissistic sociopath, little Don Don.
"Whether it's through you, or the military i will shut down the government."
THROUGH THE MILITARY HE SAID!
RED FLASHING BLARING ALARM SCREAMING AUTHORITARIAN IN MULTIPLE LANGUAGES.
You know, I heard him say that but didn't get it's importance until I read your comment. Dear god, help us all.
I wondered when someone else was going to point that very important part out!
The Military State is upon US.
I don't understand why people aren't calling that out. Great comment. It is scary though
Let's hope that cooler heads in the Pentagon prevail.
Speaking of which, I thought about this this morning, how would you like to be the watch officer in charge of taking calls from the oval office when Trump decides to call the Pentagon? I wonder if they have a standard card printed up saying, "No mr. President, you cannot bomb (insert just about any country's name here)"
Pence was getting a self portrait painting if himself, they told him not to move
Can I just say that Nancy is an unbelievable badass?
she lost the most house seats ever... shes from the most progressive states with the least progressive ideas, she wore high heels for a while while in the same day not even getting her entire caucus to support her, shes worthless
She actually went there! And Stephen followed with a zinger of his own.
Filip Schneider. I am no fan of hers but I have to say she came through in that meeting, let's hope it's not for show!
you could say it but just the opposite was reality.She looked and is weak,lmao
Adam Stumpe False. But more importantly, why are you bringing high heels into this? How strange.
I think all government discussion should be public.. what are you hiding?
A serious debate with a serious, decades-long impact on the American people turned into an episode of The Apprentice. Thanks Donny!
Exactly!
Embarrassing to watch; I'm embarrassed for the US citizens.
Commenter Person believe me we are extremely embarrassed. Humiliated, in fact.
When is someone going to tell him he's fired!
+shoesheep ~ DT is such an idiot, did anyone else have the feeling that when he said "it's called transparency" he was all proud of himself, and thought he'd just served up a gotcha moment? But instead he ended up getting owned six ways to Sunday. This is gonna be a whole new ballgame, and DT ain't gonna like it. :-D
yeah except Pelosi was sitting in the big chair.
Pence looks like he is watching a tennis 🎾 match 👀👀
No he's nervous because there's a woman present and his wife is not there - so he doesn't know what to do...
Citation (from many sources - and sadly it's not a joke folks):
Mike Pence never dines alone with a woman who is not his wife, Karen - nor does he attend events with alcohol without her by his side.
Revealed in various interviews including the Washington Post profile of Karen, Mike shared that due to his faith this also extends to him eating in a room alone with another woman besides his wife, Karen Pence
@@thiefofa1073 :)
Pence is just a yes man for his God and savior...Trump.
More like he is the Umpire. Trump is following the game.
more like C3PO on shut down mode. just sitting there even more blank than usual
Nobody is going to revolt if Trump is impeached. I might have a barbecue though, and invite all of my neighbors. Does anybody know a good band that we can hire..?
@@heybulldog7133 Sounds like a great idea.
@@heybulldog7133 I'm already there... I live in southern California, not far from the border. We still need a band, though.
@@heybulldog7133 don't forget corona beer.
@@Tessmage_Tessera try aerosmith. Or Supertramp.
@@perrymasonxix5954 Aerosmith, yes. But please... not Supertramp. That would be cruel.
Pence has been very quiet
Think about why ?
His "mommy" told him to keep his mouth shut.
it's called schrödinger's wall. it does and does not exist in a superstate at the same time.
Max Aggropop you win the Internet.
Great comment :-)))))
Beat me to it! Awesome man, kudos!
That made more sense than anything Trump has ever said.
Honestly, after that set-up, I was expecting Colbert to go there instead of the mime joke.
When they call the roll in the White House, they do not know whether to answer 'Present' or 'Not guilty'
Dude! That avatar is awesome!
@Stuart WARD props for the Blackadder reference!
How about "I didn't know what I was doing"?
Wow! Nancy's such a wolf!
"He needs a wall that does, and does not exist" welcome to the matrix.
"A wall that both does and does not exist." So, you're saying it's Shrodinger's wall.
Haha, that was exactly what I was thinking!
I mean, Mike Pence is both alive and dead inside. Shrodinger’s Pence
Damm it I wanted to be the first to say it. It realy is though.
Came to say something similar, nice work.
Except in this case, we all know the wall is dead.
Goddamn nancy that was a sick burn 🤣🤣💙💙
@Unanimous I agree as well, especially with that "Manhood" statement! Shots Fired there! Then when "Chuck" got tRump to OWN a shutdown, that's gonna sting if it happens & us old and/or disabled peoples don't get out Social Security checks in time! Hell hath no fury like Blue Haired Cranky people! Peace all! 🔥✌☮🥂🤣
Don the Con at it again. Here I was doubting Polosi's gumption.
Mike is loving it 😎 .....You can almost hear him whisper to his ear ...Jump Donnie jump!
Trump simply can't accept the fact that his stupid wall isn't going to happen. There are just too many flaws with the whole concept to begin with.
Tell that to Mexico, maybe they'll decide not to pay for it.
flawed just like The Base.
I think if he holds firm, he could get it this time. Might take month with no government but if he can hold onto the congressional republicans he could do enough damage to get it.
Are there flaws with the wall Israel put up? Or did the Berlin Wall have flaws, the Russian wall or the Chinese Wall? Walls work for keeping illegals out of the country as well as terrorists and drugs.
@@sasshiro
They don't know how walls work. Or ladders. Or airplanes.
It's a promising sign that Trump may finally get called out for his BS and lies.
Kudos to you my friend.....funny show ever!!😂😂😂
Schrodinger's Wall! LMAO!