Axolotls are able to regrow their limbs, tail, gills, brain and heart in just a few weeks

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  • @MJ-98
    @MJ-98 Před 10 dny +149696

    "I found scisaws" is the most toddler thing to say ever in response to parental panic

  • @boysenbeary
    @boysenbeary Před 11 dny +14243

    “If it looks bad on both sides at least it will be even” is the best response lol

    • @EEEEEEEE
      @EEEEEEEE Před 10 dny

      E‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎

    • @Lilian040210
      @Lilian040210 Před 10 dny +45

      Make it look like a choice and rock it 😜

    • @jessilynallendilla5014
      @jessilynallendilla5014 Před 10 dny +45

      the most dad solution ever

    • @diehappy3997
      @diehappy3997 Před 2 dny +3

      Did he cut off her gills to even her out? Lol

    • @sp33drr
      @sp33drr Před dnem

      wow jews even insert child genital mutilation into cartoons now!

  • @noway377
    @noway377 Před 4 dny +2364

    Never thought I'd come across something so horrifying yet cute at the same time.

    • @sp33drr
      @sp33drr Před dnem

      wow jews even insert child genital mutilation into cartoons now!

    • @user-qb3gm4pu2m
      @user-qb3gm4pu2m Před 23 hodinami +10

      Im traumatized

    • @jessyjess290
      @jessyjess290 Před 16 hodinami +1

      My real name is David

    • @ahmedalsiddiqi1502
      @ahmedalsiddiqi1502 Před 14 hodinami

      Yes 💀

    • @SetuwoKecik
      @SetuwoKecik Před 7 hodinami +1

      Since the context is they can regenerate their limbs back, its not that terrifying anymore 😂

  • @Anik6
    @Anik6 Před 4 dny +4879

    Father: takes scissors
    Daughter: still has scissors

    • @hernsonhazel5953
      @hernsonhazel5953 Před 2 dny +75

      At least I'm not the only one who noticed that

    • @Sivanot
      @Sivanot Před dnem +289

      The scissors also grow back.

    • @thatoneweirdkid4798
      @thatoneweirdkid4798 Před dnem +63

      she grew them back

    • @ShelBacca
      @ShelBacca Před dnem +19

      The scissors just grow back like the limbs and gills. All part of the package

    • @squasimodo5112
      @squasimodo5112 Před dnem +4

      That's 'cause they can also grow scissors back

  • @cubit404
    @cubit404 Před 11 dny +85908

    I think this is your most politely unhinged video to date

    • @randomdudeface
      @randomdudeface Před 11 dny +516

      True.
      True this.
      Straight up true.

    • @no-be8262
      @no-be8262 Před 10 dny +423

      Absolutely that circumcision joke was vile

    • @eow4317
      @eow4317 Před 10 dny +82

      Mouth

    • @velveteenrabbit5940
      @velveteenrabbit5940 Před 10 dny +105

      ​@@no-be8262 What circumcision joke?

    • @the_letter_j9223
      @the_letter_j9223 Před 10 dny

      ​@velveteenrabbit5940 Mazel tov. It's Jewish saying. It's being used here to reference a certain Jewish operation. I think you can figure out the rest.

  • @Bryce_the_Woomy_Boi
    @Bryce_the_Woomy_Boi Před 11 dny +78158

    I like how they also cut her other 3 gills to match, so it looks intentional

    • @Yipper64
      @Yipper64 Před 10 dny +1817

      its almost like a haircut. A painful haircut.

    • @Starfall014
      @Starfall014 Před 10 dny +217

      dang (this is the 6th time. help me)

    • @yaxtheghost2249
      @yaxtheghost2249 Před 10 dny +618

      It's that typical childhood moment where you try to cut your own hair so your parents take you asap to a hair salon to make it all even again, whatever you like it or not

    • @Exquailibur
      @Exquailibur Před 10 dny +223

      axolotls will often do this to each other, they will eat each other's gills and legs off. Its why if you keep them in a group or pair you should be prepare for the possibility.
      So long as it doesnt happen too much though its fine, it doesnt really cause any problems but I still prefer to avoid it as much as possible.
      If your care isnt on point it can cause infections.

    • @Sailor-Khione
      @Sailor-Khione Před 10 dny +30

      How can they breathe?

  • @bederbederp
    @bederbederp Před 3 dny +626

    The little "Mazel Tov" was so cute

    • @sp33drr
      @sp33drr Před dnem

      wow jews even insert child genital mutilation into cartoons now!

    • @Mephistopheles_.
      @Mephistopheles_. Před dnem +11

      Is that means something ? i cant translate to my language and i dont understand it .

    • @mott_scanley0029
      @mott_scanley0029 Před dnem +58

      @@Mephistopheles_. it means “Congratulations” on Hebrew

    • @Mephistopheles_.
      @Mephistopheles_. Před dnem +12

      @@mott_scanley0029 Thank you very much , I never thought of translating it into Hebrew.

    • @sheepbeep824
      @sheepbeep824 Před dnem +82

      Yes "Mazel Tov" "That's his foot" is also a subtle reference to a jewish baby boy's bris or circumcision

  • @AroonYousufi
    @AroonYousufi Před 2 dny +100

    I like how she has another pair of scissor in her hands hinting to the fact that no matter where we hide it, kids will eventually find it

  • @apennington8165
    @apennington8165 Před 11 dny +14373

    I would 100% buy a plushy of an axolotl with detachable velcro limbs.

  • @zwiebeldogs
    @zwiebeldogs Před 11 dny +96337

    Emily was still holding the scissors after her father took em. Even the scissors grew back within seconds

    • @Another_El_User
      @Another_El_User Před 11 dny +3326

      Emili has become one with the Scissors

    • @utterlybrandsky14
      @utterlybrandsky14 Před 11 dny +1446

      It's like she manages to find/steal another one

    • @ecndwildlife6327
      @ecndwildlife6327 Před 11 dny +474

      It's like ethan from re8, when he put the severed hand back on and the fabric of the clothes came together too

    • @Bones_
      @Bones_ Před 11 dny +419

      She found scissors, which is ambiguous about the quantity because the singular and plural are both: scissors.

    • @boredreindeer5602
      @boredreindeer5602 Před 11 dny +33

      She really has

  • @viteek20cz95
    @viteek20cz95 Před 3 dny +18

    "I found scisows." This is the most wholesome thing I heard.

  • @Bananooey
    @Bananooey Před 4 dny +34

    "Mom can we have Wolf by Tyler?"
    "We have Wolf by Tyler at home."
    Wolf by Tyler at home:

  • @raahim11
    @raahim11 Před 11 dny +20945

    without context, this is just a straight up Psychotic

    • @ultra_ore
      @ultra_ore Před 11 dny +444

      While being nonchalant about it as well.

    • @user-co7oh6jm4v
      @user-co7oh6jm4v Před 11 dny +196

      no context axolotls

    • @opatzo9165
      @opatzo9165 Před 11 dny +316

      It’s still psychotic with context lol

    • @syanidesiree1139
      @syanidesiree1139 Před 11 dny +139

      I think it's more like when Kids cut their hair once they discover they can xD

    • @bh24x
      @bh24x Před 11 dny +83

      It's still psychotic... Just reversible! Therefore less consequences for her actions.

  • @sorchanolan3006
    @sorchanolan3006 Před 10 dny +11384

    I like how the dad’s gills are smaller than everyone else’s. It implies one of two things. Either it’s to give the impression he is balding, or he recently had cut his one gills off and they are growing back.

    • @increbidel4685
      @increbidel4685 Před 10 dny +1720

      Fun fact: In real life an axolotl's gill length is depended on how oxygenated the water they live in is (less oxygen -> larger gills). This information has nothing to do with this video whatsoever

    • @seandoesnpcshit
      @seandoesnpcshit Před 9 dny +84

      growing back

    • @gastoncoscia5031
      @gastoncoscia5031 Před 9 dny

      I like your funny words axolotle man​@@increbidel4685

    • @izzaazzurri
      @izzaazzurri Před 9 dny +284

      I thought it just how it is in real life, male and female difference.vlike the pokemon gender difference

    • @jacobkern2060
      @jacobkern2060 Před 9 dny +195

      I think it's a balding joke

  • @biscuitpirate
    @biscuitpirate Před dnem +11

    I love how the father turns from angry to supportive and the mother turns from shocked to angry 💯😂

  • @John-ce8eu
    @John-ce8eu Před 4 dny +132

    The fact that he can make stories and make it entertaining and engaging for his audience about animal facts makes him underrated AF

  • @eta0carinae
    @eta0carinae Před 11 dny +8949

    i'd like to emphasize, if you ever meet an axolotl, DO NOT randomly cut their limbs. although the loss is not permanent, it is still incredibly painful

    • @beauwalker9820
      @beauwalker9820 Před 11 dny +796

      Though, unlikely to find them in the wild, as they're very rare, and found in one country (Mexico) and are an endangered species in the wild.
      (Though domesticated ones are quite common, and have a high population now thanks to humans taking care of them.)

    • @rwepnca7424
      @rwepnca7424 Před 11 dny +377

      ​@@beauwalker9820that's just one species. Axolotls of other species is more common in the wild. Ambystoma tigrinum for example

    • @feuerling
      @feuerling Před 11 dny

      ​@@rwepnca7424 tiger salamanders aren't axolotls. They're closely related species and can hybridize, but axolotls can't naturally metamorphose while tiger salamanders (and sometimes axolotl-tiger salamander hybrids) can metamorphose as necessary.

    • @thatoneguywiththevoice328
      @thatoneguywiththevoice328 Před 11 dny +138

      ​@@beauwalker9820 they are common in the pet trade (i think they breed easy in captitivity)

    • @yumidean578
      @yumidean578 Před 10 dny +470

      ... Why the fuck would I do that?
      Why would ANYONE do that?????

  • @c-r
    @c-r Před 11 dny +6345

    The photo where they're staring stoicly out into the world killed me, I remember everyone getting school photos in that pose despite how ridiculous it looked. A classroom full of kids with acne and ninja turtles t-shirts posing like Alexander the great taking in the conquered world.

  • @CorpyWilliam
    @CorpyWilliam Před 3 dny +7

    "Dad takes her scissors"
    "Still in her hand"

  • @MugWitch
    @MugWitch Před 2 dny +7

    I like that Emily had a second pair of scissors at the ready hehe

  • @Smithy31
    @Smithy31 Před 11 dny +5099

    “Mazel tov!”
    “Thats his foot emily…”
    💀

    • @novaava
      @novaava Před 11 dny +149

      Oh god I missed that on my first watch. D:

    • @QuickStudy4
      @QuickStudy4 Před 11 dny +208

      I bursted out laughing with that line.

    • @redk1ng75
      @redk1ng75 Před 11 dny +79

      I cackled out loud

    • @gsurfer04
      @gsurfer04 Před 11 dny +312

      *circumstancial* clapping

    • @HazeEmry
      @HazeEmry Před 11 dny +269

      I read "circumcision clapping"

  • @TheDoc-vk3os
    @TheDoc-vk3os Před 7 dny +4123

    You managed to make a axolotl look like it’s balding. 12/10

    • @neebling
      @neebling Před 6 dny +88

      i was wondering why the dads fins were smaller, youre so smart

    • @momero_robamamis69
      @momero_robamamis69 Před 5 dny +16

      ​@@neebling I thought it was some difference between male and females in real life that I was not aware about lol

    • @eksboks148
      @eksboks148 Před 5 dny

      Exactly ​@@momero_robamamis69

    • @sp33drr
      @sp33drr Před dnem

      wow jews even insert child genital mutilation into cartoons now!

  • @cheerprimaylon6666
    @cheerprimaylon6666 Před 2 dny +4

    Idk how but all the voices for the animals on this channel ARE JUST PERFECT✨

    • @sp33drr
      @sp33drr Před dnem

      wow jews even insert child genital mutilation into cartoons now!

    • @DanceFacility
      @DanceFacility Před dnem

      ​@@sp33drr ??

    • @sp33drr
      @sp33drr Před dnem

      @@DanceFacility just wait until you find out about jewish oral suctioning for babies 👶 😉

  • @Richard-zu1gj
    @Richard-zu1gj Před 16 hodinami +2

    Aww the parents in the photos look so nervous it’s funny! And Emily looks so cute with her evenly trimmed gills😂

  • @MakaylaTomasi
    @MakaylaTomasi Před 10 dny +7545

    That actually is such a dad solution to the problem, David is peak dad.

  • @axonic3d
    @axonic3d Před 11 dny +13684

    This could've been so much darker with the fact that they can regrow so much. So happy to see a short about axolotls, I absolutely ADORE the li'l guys!! Hope to see more of them in future shorts!

    • @user-sj4zy9vt1y
      @user-sj4zy9vt1y Před 11 dny +46

      Axolotls are my fav

    • @illumi9044
      @illumi9044 Před 11 dny +104

      Organ Harvesting?

    • @Znbsjz
      @Znbsjz Před 11 dny

      ​@@illumi9044yas

    • @gregvs.theworld451
      @gregvs.theworld451 Před 11 dny +147

      Yeah, I saw that description mention brain and heart and I was like "Oh no".

    • @ctrl_x1770
      @ctrl_x1770 Před 11 dny +62

      @@illumi9044 Bro, why would you harvest Axolotl organs if they can only be used with Axolotls.

  • @Lifeishard_07
    @Lifeishard_07 Před 3 dny +9

    It's adorable🥺 and even made me giggle
    Reminds me of my little brother and sister 🥹

    • @sp33drr
      @sp33drr Před dnem

      wow jews even insert child genital mutilation into cartoons now!

  • @travisdaye1977
    @travisdaye1977 Před 2 dny +2

    I love how she just got another pair after Dad took them

  • @Gl00pst3r
    @Gl00pst3r Před 10 dny +1880

    Fun fact: due to the regeneration process thanks to the brain, axolotls are immune to cancer. Doctors are trying to discover ways to use this for humans to find a cure to cancer.

    • @theprophetofhate7188
      @theprophetofhate7188 Před 9 dny +144

      Resistance to cancer, and its less a resistance, more that they actually have very short lives due to the cost of the regeneration.
      Also due to the the regenerative ability, they are prime targets for parasitic fungi, and viral infections.

    • @Gl00pst3r
      @Gl00pst3r Před 9 dny +107

      @@theprophetofhate7188 yeah that’s why a lot of axolotls are preferred to be in captivity. I have an axolotl myself, and have to clean it every month and feed it every day ext

    • @theprophetofhate7188
      @theprophetofhate7188 Před 9 dny

      @@Gl00pst3r Well, my point is that they are not actually immune or even resistant to cancer, their lifespan is so short that their dna does not have time to decay/corrupt naturally, and they are so fragile that unnatural sources of genetic corruption are either fatal, or fully destroy the affect tissue.
      Their regenerative ability has no impact on recovery, or prevention directly. Because cancer does not result from a lack of regenerative ability, but rather the body being unable to identify the difference between the cancer cells, and healthy cells, so it never breaks down or replaces them at all.

    • @benji2530
      @benji2530 Před 9 dny +8

      Damn, I didn't knew that, thank you for sharing!

    • @wonderingjibril1210
      @wonderingjibril1210 Před 9 dny +16

      Honestly they just need to look at the coding of their DNA see what traits are highlighted and we're almost I think to the point of using technology the model or remodel the way our body produces certain cells through our DNA strands or through the process of how DNA is used to put certain codes within ourselves to do certain functions being able to replicate the traits that they have in our own bodies might be very beneficial to stop ourselves from dying so fast or to at least allow them to heal their selves without the decay process going on but we have to be careful we have that's how cancer cells happen. So it is a lot to go into but I think we're very close I give you the number 20 years and maybe if we can get certain patterns removed we can probably have it sooner. Definitely going to be sooner than what most people think I believe when we have that breakthrough

  • @SoggiestWaffle
    @SoggiestWaffle Před 10 dny +2979

    As an axolotl owner, this video perfectly encapsulates their energy.

    • @TopHatDudee
      @TopHatDudee Před 9 dny +42

      Mozel Tov

    • @iicee_hot
      @iicee_hot Před 9 dny +29

      Especially as babies when they're in the cannibal stage (only have the front legs grown in, not the back yet). I always house then individually for that reason when they get to that point

    • @TopHatDudee
      @TopHatDudee Před 9 dny

      ​@@iicee_hotmozel tov

    • @IW3527
      @IW3527 Před 8 dny +6

      ​@@iicee_hot CANNIBAL STAGE?!?!

    • @SoggiestWaffle
      @SoggiestWaffle Před 7 dny +8

      @@IW3527 Yeah. When they're small they tend to nip at each other. Sometimes they take off fingers, gills, and legs. They do this because they require a lot of food and protein in their early stages. Limbs grow back, so we're alright!

  • @Iwo2011YT
    @Iwo2011YT Před 2 dny +1

    It's actually incredible that axolotls can grow back their body

  • @AlOaHaFaZzY
    @AlOaHaFaZzY Před 4 dny +4

    This is so cute!

  • @hibikiholmes2867
    @hibikiholmes2867 Před 11 dny +1154

    I can never get enough of the voice acting in these shorts. Really great voice direction and the dialogue. Props the team!

    • @glowworm2
      @glowworm2 Před 11 dny +38

      That's part of why I love these shorts so much. The voice acting is great.

    • @sp33drr
      @sp33drr Před dnem

      wow jews even insert child genital mutilation into cartoons now!

  • @Willcmd
    @Willcmd Před 6 dny +9291

    Making an axolotl look like it is balding is a level of artistic genius that I could only imagine achieving

  • @mirimarina6387
    @mirimarina6387 Před 3 dny +2

    You need to make a netflix show. These are too funny- and educational 😂

  • @stphn_wu
    @stphn_wu Před 8 hodinami +1

    I don't know how many times I've watch this. Everytime their video showed up on my feeds, I'll always go to this video to rewatch it again.

  • @JustaThinkr
    @JustaThinkr Před 8 dny +7158

    Gotta love dads and their carefree problem solving skills 😂

    • @DiabloTheDesertSnake
      @DiabloTheDesertSnake Před 7 dny +10

      sssss

    • @Sakachi18
      @Sakachi18 Před 6 dny +61

      For real, I thought he was gonna tape the limbs and gills back on for the pictures. 😂

    • @BlackTourmaline25
      @BlackTourmaline25 Před 6 dny +7

      can't be my Scorpio dad . the most overdramatic big deal making a holee

    • @minibori1893
      @minibori1893 Před 6 dny +2

      He was super carefree because Axolotols can regenerate limbs

    • @actualvipermain8606
      @actualvipermain8606 Před 6 dny +12

      @@BlackTourmaline25 brother you cannot be assigning star signs to fictional characters

  • @Chamomile_teaxx
    @Chamomile_teaxx Před 9 dny +10689

    Okay but the “mazel tov” “that’s his foot, Emily.” IS SO FUNNY

    • @wackywankavator
      @wackywankavator Před 9 dny +103

      That was unexpected.

    • @cbennett6060
      @cbennett6060 Před 9 dny +154

      I was looking for one of these comments, like that was the most unhinged part of the video

    • @crossfire4691
      @crossfire4691 Před 7 dny +46

      What does It mean?

    • @aronmaciel
      @aronmaciel Před 7 dny +288

      @@crossfire4691 I think is a reference to circumcision

    • @prestonjones1653
      @prestonjones1653 Před 7 dny +332

      ​@crossfire4691
      Mazel tov is a Jewish celebratory exclamation. It literally translates as "Good day" or sometimes "Blessed day," and is used to congratulate someone for different things, particularly religious in nature such as a bar mitzvah or, yes, circumcision.

  • @snoopcube3333
    @snoopcube3333 Před 3 dny +1

    I love the voice of the mom, very lovely

  • @VIP-ry6vv
    @VIP-ry6vv Před 3 dny +1

    This was so cute and wholesome. Perfect voice actors

  • @NintendoNerd64
    @NintendoNerd64 Před 7 dny +7350

    i just love how they sound mildly inconvenienced, if they were humans they'd be panicking so hard

  • @hikaroto2791
    @hikaroto2791 Před 5 dny +10579

    i love how babies are always cheerful. even in the most horrific scenario

    • @ttterg6152
      @ttterg6152 Před 4 dny +132

      Back in the 1900 people thought babies couldn’t feel pain. Which is also why they did surgery on them while they were fully awake and conscious

    • @stejer211
      @stejer211 Před 4 dny +66

      @@ttterg6152 Such a wholesome story.

    • @pinkclouds6512
      @pinkclouds6512 Před 3 dny

      @@ttterg6152that’s so sweet

    • @pleasantonion2875
      @pleasantonion2875 Před 3 dny +14

      @@ttterg6152wouldn’t the babies cry?

    • @grapenut6094
      @grapenut6094 Před 3 dny +8

      @@ttterg6152 They still do depending on the hospital. The pain is the point of it after all, its to identify the antisocial kids so they can excommunicate themselves. Yes it is barbaric and machiavellian why do you think the medical establishment perpetuates such obvious lies about it.

  • @harshitpradhan6184
    @harshitpradhan6184 Před 4 dny +4

    I can't see axolotl the same way after watching fallout ep 3 💀

  • @Zeldafan1ify
    @Zeldafan1ify Před dnem +1

    not the classic sibling floating head portraits at the bottom 😂😂😂

  • @graceroth3045
    @graceroth3045 Před 10 dny +9023

    This is also why you shouldn’t house axolotls together. They’re naturally solitary and will often bite off each others gills and legs. Even though they grow them back it’s not something you want to have happen

    • @aldranzam3456
      @aldranzam3456 Před 9 dny +287

      really? My dad houses three together and so far no cannibalism(it's been like 4 years)- Is it inevitable?

    • @Emidoki
      @Emidoki Před 9 dny +426

      @@aldranzam3456 I think it just depends on the situation, tank and the axolotls.

    • @corncobbob2326
      @corncobbob2326 Před 9 dny +51

      why do they bite others?

    • @peppa4412
      @peppa4412 Před 9 dny +167

      @@corncobbob2326 stress

    • @user-uw9io4hl5g
      @user-uw9io4hl5g Před 9 dny +128

      ​@@corncobbob2326Might be the same reason you can't house more than 1 hamster together and beta fish

  • @m_artroom
    @m_artroom Před 5 dny +2458

    How did you manage to give an axolotl a receding hairline 🤣

    • @claude13
      @claude13 Před 2 dny +69

      OHHH I was wondering why he has shorter gills, I guess it was supposed to be a receding hairline?

    • @Sovereign_Star
      @Sovereign_Star Před 2 dny +43

      ​@@claude13no lol it's not the length. They're lower down like there's a bald spot on top (male pattern baldness)

    • @sp33drr
      @sp33drr Před dnem

      wow jews even insert child genital mutilation into cartoons now!

    • @pittiebaby
      @pittiebaby Před dnem

      😭

    • @GalaticAnnita_404
      @GalaticAnnita_404 Před dnem +1

      XD

  • @UluAyguci
    @UluAyguci Před dnem +1

    This toddlers' curiosity costed them an arm and leg.

  • @JefimijaStosic
    @JefimijaStosic Před 10 hodinami +1

    Omg the slight 360 animation here. Then turning! The animation is so good!

  • @furby9284
    @furby9284 Před 8 dny +3082

    The fact that they can regrow just about any limb or organ is actually astounding, especially for a vertebrate.

    • @EnglishAaron
      @EnglishAaron Před 6 dny +150

      I envy them, they're the superior lifeform I wish I had the ability to regenerate from the brain damage I live with every day

    • @FringeWizard2
      @FringeWizard2 Před 6 dny

      @@EnglishAaron Try CBG + various types of mushrooms should hellp you regenerate your brain damage.

    • @xX_Berrie_Black_Xx
      @xX_Berrie_Black_Xx Před 6 dny +16

      @@EnglishAaron There should be more lixe!

    • @cam5816
      @cam5816 Před 6 dny

      @@EnglishAaronwhat happened?

    • @EnglishAaron
      @EnglishAaron Před 6 dny

      @@cam5816 A psychiatric nurse made a mistake with giving me an antipsychotic when I was supposed to get a stimulant, I have been diagnosed with ADHD and successfully treated for years until I was eighteen. I ended up suffering brain damage as a result and haven't been the same since, I struggle with making bill payments on time because I forget about them when I used to have a far better memory for important things and can only think sequentially when I used to easily think in terms of whole systems, I was on the way to being a software engineer but struggled with depression because of the ADHD and the effects of an abusive environment had on my love life making finding a partner in a world that abhors neurodivergence really difficult which took a toll on my self esteem in addition to the abuse I faced at home.
      Basically if it wasn't for being born smart enough I wouldn't even be alive right now and would have long ago tried carving deep into my skin because I am a loser in a world that doesn't want me to be alive

  • @xX-PookieBear-Xx
    @xX-PookieBear-Xx Před 11 dny +642

    That’s just diabolical sibling behavior on another level

    • @thealkymyst
      @thealkymyst Před 10 dny +24

      I ALSO HAD THE BAD DREAM MOMMY.

    • @kyrab7914
      @kyrab7914 Před 10 dny +8

      Fuckin we need to talk about Kevin shit

    • @VaultWeasel
      @VaultWeasel Před 10 dny +1

      I remember when my sister would dismember me. Good times.

    • @Bisexualdragon4042
      @Bisexualdragon4042 Před 10 dny +2

      😂 but you know she got his consent cause I did the same with my brother

    • @TheEsdaniel
      @TheEsdaniel Před 10 dny +7

      ​@@thealkymystMORE PANCAKE FOR ME

  • @_xXTempestXx_
    @_xXTempestXx_ Před dnem +1

    Emily had backup scissors 😂

  • @Paige._.Candletiger
    @Paige._.Candletiger Před 2 dny +1

    Somehow, Emily still had scissors after having them taken off her 😂

  • @averysunniemagpie8958
    @averysunniemagpie8958 Před 11 dny +930

    such a dad solution, it changes close to nothing, but still manages to piss you off~

    • @robinsr4745
      @robinsr4745 Před 11 dny +93

      It makes sense on paper but in practice its terrible

    • @edisonlima4647
      @edisonlima4647 Před 11 dny +54

      ​@@robinsr4745
      That sounds lke a perfect definition of a "dad solution". Lol

    • @ghost085
      @ghost085 Před 11 dny +20

      Simmetry

    • @dashzag
      @dashzag Před 11 dny +18

      ​@@ghost085 Wee-woo spelling police. Symmetry.

    • @chaotixthefox
      @chaotixthefox Před 10 dny +7

      Eh, it's a better aesthetic. Though for the baby it would've been better to leave the foot and be able to explain there was an accident.

  • @lucasmendoza7576
    @lucasmendoza7576 Před 11 dny +448

    "Mazel Tov!" "Circumstantial Clapping" You sly devils.

    • @legoferrari14
      @legoferrari14 Před 10 dny +27

      The mother's double-facepalm just completes the whole thing. She's practically dying of embarassment.

    • @RagdollRen
      @RagdollRen Před 10 dny +14

      I can say that part alone made this jump from a liked clip to my favorite clip . XD

    • @wizardlizard55555
      @wizardlizard55555 Před 9 dny +1

      what’s the context?

    • @ZurditaDinamita
      @ZurditaDinamita Před 9 dny

      ​@@wizardlizard55555 They're clearly jews 🕎 If you know a bit about them, you'll get it

    • @Anamnesis-Apotheosis89
      @Anamnesis-Apotheosis89 Před 9 dny +12

      @@wizardlizard55555 Circumcision...

  • @MariaDiaz-sf3ob
    @MariaDiaz-sf3ob Před 2 dny

    I love axolotls.❤ There my favorite animal!!❤

  • @Themadchicken248
    @Themadchicken248 Před 2 dny +1

    Most chill dad award

  • @ArcanineEspeon
    @ArcanineEspeon Před 11 dny +531

    I always knew Wooper was based off an axolotl/baby salamander, but I didn't expect the resemblance to be so striking in cartoon form.

  • @straightjacket308
    @straightjacket308 Před 10 dny +657

    Nothing has ever been so morbid and adorable at the same time until now!!!

  • @Meisterdieb
    @Meisterdieb Před dnem +1

    Dad 's taing away the scissors, and a millisecond later the daughter has new scissors. Really gotta watch the kids

  • @shaniac22
    @shaniac22 Před dnem

    I love them they’re so cute and I love finding videos where I can learn more about them

  • @Cloudrunner5k
    @Cloudrunner5k Před 11 dny +269

    "That's his foot, Emily."
    SWEET BABY YAHWEY!!!

    • @TheLoneBit
      @TheLoneBit Před 10 dny +14

      I don't know why but that made me laugh really hard for like 5 minutes straight and I couldn't stop.

  • @Polikaize
    @Polikaize Před 10 dny +358

    that "scissuwhs" was INCREDIBLY adorable, ngl 🥰

  • @WeirdCoreDev
    @WeirdCoreDev Před dnem

    Axolotls are adorable

  • @DremunH
    @DremunH Před 4 dny

    This was the cutest thing I’ve seen so far today besides cat videos

  • @CharlieWest-ke2cu
    @CharlieWest-ke2cu Před 11 dny +572

    Axolotls are the cutest aquatic animal I've ever seen!

    • @meep7701
      @meep7701 Před 10 dny

      how

    • @nutterinherbutter5080
      @nutterinherbutter5080 Před 10 dny +2

      They look like Kirby to me lol

    • @user-th3bo2yp1t
      @user-th3bo2yp1t Před 9 dny

      Do you consider marine mammals aquatic?
      If so then beluga whales take the cake. Either them or some type of seal.
      If not, few types of fish actually want to interact with humans: porcupine fish, manta rays, morey eels.
      Octopuses too, idk whether they qualify as cute, but they sure are cool.

    • @garg4531
      @garg4531 Před 8 dny

      @@user-th3bo2yp1tFor those that can be kept as pets I’d say puffers take the cake with their big google eyes, little smiley mouths, and dog-like personality
      I remember seeing a video of one that just *loved* having their belly rubbed, and whenever the human tried to rub their back they would roll over so they could keep getting their belly rubbed. So adorable ❤

  • @aliien2057
    @aliien2057 Před 9 dny +444

    Receding hairline gills are a genuinely impressive character design idea

  • @EMPRESS_ERA
    @EMPRESS_ERA Před 2 dny

    Small thing but i love that the mama has extra frills so she is extra pretty ❤❤❤

  • @enderlarm
    @enderlarm Před 2 dny

    this is the cutest thing ive ever seen

  • @collinheble709
    @collinheble709 Před 9 dny +396

    "now theyre evened out." The most dad thing to say ever 🤣🤣

  • @vedantkhade6240
    @vedantkhade6240 Před 2 dny

    It's really dope man. It should be a show.

  • @Cappygirl-kn7xh
    @Cappygirl-kn7xh Před 4 dny

    Please make more of the axolotl ones for my favorite animal thank you for making this❤

  • @darkmatterbuildrplays
    @darkmatterbuildrplays Před 9 dny +2741

    I'm so glad you included the family photos at the end! It wouldn't have felt right without them!

  • @captainjurgh8142
    @captainjurgh8142 Před 10 dny +478

    Really love how you managed to mix insanity and cuteness in one vid without two clashing

    • @FrostyGerardo-kr7xs
      @FrostyGerardo-kr7xs Před 7 dny

      I dont understand. Axolotls are mexicans. Catholics. Why they say Mazel tov?

  • @Kirainian_Gaming
    @Kirainian_Gaming Před 2 dny

    Love how she still has scissors, even after the dad takes them away

  • @Emily-rd4kh
    @Emily-rd4kh Před dnem +1

    Dad:Takes scissors
    The scissors:*duplicates*

  • @user-rd6dd6bq3r
    @user-rd6dd6bq3r Před 5 dny +4862

    Emily is SO CUTE!!
    She stole my heart right away when she said:
    “ i found scissuwhs”

  • @Vyhox2000
    @Vyhox2000 Před 11 dny +376

    I can't believe Emily had TWO pairs of scissors

    • @JackgarPrime
      @JackgarPrime Před 10 dny +5

      I think she just regrew the pair

    • @garg4531
      @garg4531 Před 8 dny

      She said she found scissors and it’s ambiguous if that was singular or plural (curse you, English language)

  • @jemhensley5528
    @jemhensley5528 Před 2 dny

    I need more of these guys!

  • @coffeebuffet9618
    @coffeebuffet9618 Před 3 dny

    Axototl are the sickest and most adorable at the same time

  • @bigfatgaming5795
    @bigfatgaming5795 Před 7 dny +1576

    Not only funny and ridiculously cute, but educational. This is in my top 3 favorite channels.

    • @ungratefulmango
      @ungratefulmango Před 6 dny +20

      Sort of educational. I have kept axolotls and it's definitely possible for them to regrow limbs and gills, but it doesn't always happen perfectly. One bit the other's front foot off and it never grew back properly. It was sort of stumpy and left him slightly unbalanced when he stood. And the other one had a shortened gill when I got him that never evened out. Also I'm sure it was very painful and stressful for him to have it bitten off. We can't know for certain, but we have to assume amphibians feel pain similarly to us.
      It's not fun or painless for them to lose a limb and it's not trivial for them to regrow. This video is funny, but I'd hate for a kid out there to get the impression that it's okay to cut an axolotl's limbs the same way we think nothing of cutting our hair.

  • @jagu0865
    @jagu0865 Před 5 dny +1243

    "Mazal tof!" And the "I found swishers >:]"
    Was honestly so cute ^^

  • @erua212
    @erua212 Před 14 hodinami

    i would watch a whole show of these

  • @dee8722
    @dee8722 Před dnem

    Oh my gosh the "I found scissars" made me awe and then right after, I laughed so hard, both reveals of the scissor mishaps and the photos made me do a shocked laugh out loud 😂 I love this 😆

  • @yeet6362
    @yeet6362 Před 6 dny +305

    Emily: Mazel tov!
    Dad: ...that's his foot, Emily.. 😐

    • @mayanktyagisci-artist
      @mayanktyagisci-artist Před 4 dny +48

      Absolutely no one seems to have gotten that joke

    • @yeet6362
      @yeet6362 Před 4 dny +13

      @@mayanktyagisci-artist I sure as heck did. XDDDDDDDDDDD

    • @mayanktyagisci-artist
      @mayanktyagisci-artist Před 4 dny +3

      @@yeet6362 ya nasty

    • @yeet6362
      @yeet6362 Před 4 dny +2

      @@mayanktyagisci-artist I just know because of South Park- TvT

    • @plumdowner1941
      @plumdowner1941 Před 4 dny +23

      "Circumstantial clapping" was a very poor choice of words.

  • @glowworm2
    @glowworm2 Před 11 dny +201

    "Mazel Tov!'
    "That's his foot, Emily." 🤣
    As a Jewish person, I approve of this type of humor.

    • @cratorcic9362
      @cratorcic9362 Před 10 dny +30

      Same! I was not expecting Jewish Axolotls in this channel, but I am here for it

    • @Mercury-ok8ie
      @Mercury-ok8ie Před 10 dny

      Wait if axolotls are jewish and their world mimic ours then there was a great genocide of them?

    • @EnFr
      @EnFr Před 10 dny +6

      ​@@cratorcic9362 Same

    • @gazicos
      @gazicos Před 10 dny +5

      It caught me off guard, but it's absolutely hilarious and I absolutely love it😂😂😂

    • @BIGDAMNSpitfire
      @BIGDAMNSpitfire Před 10 dny

      ​@@cratorcic9362I am also here for normal style wants foreskin that I can have in a most comfortable manner if I need to eat one of these I will.

  • @gabriellashepherd2744

    You know bad things were happening when the axolotl's permanent smiles are gone 😭😅

  • @kreostallinger275
    @kreostallinger275 Před dnem +1

    Average older sibling experience:

  • @michaelgarner4423
    @michaelgarner4423 Před 11 dny +261

    If we had this ability we would be also be nonchalant about having are limbs cutoff too
    Woodworking: “lost my finger again”

    • @spacelover4106
      @spacelover4106 Před 11 dny +38

      "Damn it, Carl, that's the 30th one this month!"

    • @luchaliber2220
      @luchaliber2220 Před 11 dny +38

      From what I've heard, it's normal for baby axolotls to tear off their limbs... It could be worse than in this video - some of them snack on each other.
      But, you know, it's no biggie

    • @KMCA779
      @KMCA779 Před 11 dny +17

      the fact that so many woodworking clips on youtube feature people missing half their hand trying to encourage people to do dumb shit never ceases to amaze me.

    • @Yipper64
      @Yipper64 Před 10 dny +4

      Just like a stubbing your toe I suppose.

    • @matthewkane1188
      @matthewkane1188 Před 10 dny +5

      Kinda of like the Expanse,
      Ugh, it's fine, but Frank's going to have to get a new arm when we go back to the station. Meanwhile, he's going to have to rest in Med Bay.

  • @luchaliber2220
    @luchaliber2220 Před 11 dny +168

    How can something be so macabre yet so adorable at the same time?

  • @Essalations
    @Essalations Před 18 hodinami +1

    You can’t blame her, she ‘found scisaws’ lol

  • @professorcerritos6935
    @professorcerritos6935 Před dnem +1

    Axolotls are basically Deadpools

  • @dynamicdoggyduo
    @dynamicdoggyduo Před 10 dny +907

    the photographer probably like "yo wtf they doin' to these kids?!"

  • @faithvanhope6214
    @faithvanhope6214 Před 9 dny +666

    Axolotls are amazing creatures! They are so resiliant! And cute.

    • @Porterpotty34
      @Porterpotty34 Před 7 dny +8

      I was very glad to see that this guy did a video on Axolotls

    • @depresyjka
      @depresyjka Před 7 dny +10

      They aren't resilient at all.They are very vulnerable to pollution, which led to them to become critically endangered in nature.
      Their popularity as pets kinda saves them, because there's a decent population in captivity!

    • @taolamvlogd6982
      @taolamvlogd6982 Před 7 dny

      delicious too!

    • @DiabloTheDesertSnake
      @DiabloTheDesertSnake Před 7 dny +1

      sssssss

    • @Krmiby
      @Krmiby Před 7 dny

      I want them to succeed us if humans go extinct.

  • @boomingamer3284
    @boomingamer3284 Před 4 dny

    Axolotls truly are the masters of RCT

  • @abemeyers5009
    @abemeyers5009 Před 3 dny

    The mom’s face at the end is priceless trying not to freak out and managing to barely hold it together

  • @Marsi-P
    @Marsi-P Před 6 dny +2387

    When momma axolotl says “but we’re taking pictures tomorrow” she sounds EXACTLY like Nicole Watterson from Gumball

  • @Bread76802
    @Bread76802 Před 11 dny +62

    "I found Scissuwhs". 😂😂😂

  • @Aurelia2147
    @Aurelia2147 Před 3 dny

    Axolotls can grow new arms and legs. One of the very few species that have this ability

  • @JugemuJugemuGin
    @JugemuJugemuGin Před 3 dny

    I love this channel with a good animation and the animal information

  • @EmilyTheManx
    @EmilyTheManx Před 11 dny +160

    Modern problems require modern solutions. All it costs is an arm and a leg.
    Or 4.