Donald Trump: Last Week Tonight with John Oliver (HBO)

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  • @clairesun1549
    @clairesun1549 Před 8 lety +788

    Trump means fart in the uk

    • @dambthelamb7719
      @dambthelamb7719 Před 8 lety +9

      Wait it doesn't in other places?

    • @clairesun1549
      @clairesun1549 Před 8 lety +1

      +Dat Yognaught I also assumed it meant the same in other places and everyone else was secretly giggling as well, but apparently not

    • @clairesun1549
      @clairesun1549 Před 8 lety +6

      TheTrollWithNoName yeah I guess so but I've always remembered growing up saying trump instead of fart sometimes. It's probably more common in certain areas.

    • @samgilfellan6352
      @samgilfellan6352 Před 8 lety

      +TheTrollWithNoName it's more of a children's term the common one

    • @p1CM
      @p1CM Před 8 lety +7

      So, the UK did a TRUMP just recently, right? >:)

  • @bobthebuilder7544
    @bobthebuilder7544 Před 8 lety +1354

    A girl at my school is a trump supporter and when the pope called trumps wall idea not Christian she flat out said the pope doesn't understand Christianity.

    • @thisisaname5589
      @thisisaname5589 Před 8 lety +13

      The pope certainly doesn't understand American Christianity very well.
      If the worst John Oliver can do is change a few letters around in Daddy's name, I think we're good. If the leftist nutjobs had voted for someone decent like Jim Webb instead of throwing them away on a crazed socialist, Americans wouldn't be in this situation.

    • @obaid1999
      @obaid1999 Před 8 lety +78

      hmm did you go to trump university

    • @bobthebuilder7544
      @bobthebuilder7544 Před 8 lety +1

      +Obaid waheed nope. But I take solace in the fact that the majority of the people there hate her.

    • @MPIV5150
      @MPIV5150 Před 8 lety +15

      +Marshall Dan first of all you just referred to Donald trump as "daddy", second of all you must have missed all of the concrete evidence as to why this man can't run our country you ignorant right winged ass

    • @marcp.6625
      @marcp.6625 Před 8 lety +39

      +Nunya Bidness Several things to note about those kinds of wall. A: they were built hundreds of years ago to protect against attacks; expressly for military purposes. Now it stands as a historical monument, like the Great Wall of China. Trump has been very clear that the purpose of his Wall is to keep Mexicans out. B: The Pope's city in question is open to the public, so those walls don't really matter, only being kept for its long history.

  • @williamgregory1848
    @williamgregory1848 Před 6 měsíci +247

    It’s been almost 8 goddamn years since this segment aired and we’re still living in 2016.
    I yearn for pre-2016 life.

    • @SumeriyaYaxlaka
      @SumeriyaYaxlaka Před 3 měsíci +4

      I have ALL the dumpsterfire year pins from vlogbrothers😂😂

    • @xrandy11
      @xrandy11 Před 2 měsíci +10

      I'm there with you man, I divide life into pre Nov 2016 and post Nov 2016.

    • @nonya.bizness
      @nonya.bizness Před 2 měsíci +4

      guy's the democracy terminator I, just keeps coming and coming at us, even while pieces of him are blown off or crushed.

    • @mickleberry
      @mickleberry Před 2 měsíci

      it's been a Total Drumpfster Fire hasn't it, already@@SumeriyaYaxlaka

    • @SentientPotatoXIII
      @SentientPotatoXIII Před 2 měsíci +1

      And he's running again this year 💀 I hope we don't have a repeat

  • @jamoore2581
    @jamoore2581 Před 4 měsíci +48

    It's 2024, and it's scary how relevant this episode still is.

    • @apostlexiii5125
      @apostlexiii5125 Před měsícem +2

      Except it isn’t.

    • @skillethead15
      @skillethead15 Před 29 dny

      @@apostlexiii5125And how not? John Oliver warned us Trump would ruin the country try and he rightfully did. And if he wins again in 2024, he’ll finish the job he started and completely destroy us. We’ll be speaking Russian and Chinese before his 4 years are even up.

    • @H4GS
      @H4GS Před 23 dny +3

      @@apostlexiii5125How is it not?

    • @WilliamCainhurst
      @WilliamCainhurst Před dnem

      @@H4GS Because the current democrats and Biden are so horrible, even Trump looks like the good one in comparison.

  • @cutecookie8612
    @cutecookie8612 Před 8 lety +1196

    Trump needs a small loan of a million brain cells.

    • @AdilSajid
      @AdilSajid Před 8 lety +4

      hahaha

    • @cutecookie8612
      @cutecookie8612 Před 8 lety +78

      +Miki Loshmi you do realise that we Muslims believe in Jesus right...lol go educate yourself.

    • @mikiloshmi721
      @mikiloshmi721 Před 8 lety +2

      +Sulekha Omár yes but you don't need that shit at your head you could be like the other
      TERORISTS

    • @StardustLegend
      @StardustLegend Před 8 lety +49

      +Sulekha Omár If this is the kind of stuff you deal with everyday I am so sorry for you....

    • @theed4837
      @theed4837 Před 8 lety

      +RIP-Headphone-Users bigoted atheist

  • @Zorra31P
    @Zorra31P Před 8 lety +1239

    And also much like a back mole, the hair on it is quite disturbing as well.

    • @DAAI741
      @DAAI741 Před 8 lety +1

      Aaaaaaaaaaaa

    • @sukayna4899
      @sukayna4899 Před 8 lety +2

      I CANT BREATHE LOLLLL YES HE LOOKS LIKE A CAT NEST

    • @BellaSC
      @BellaSC Před 8 lety +3

      Someone on Bill Mahrs show called it a " Cinnabon" on his head, the visual cracked me up

    • @cynderellylastname6060
      @cynderellylastname6060 Před 8 lety +2

      +Melissa Lmao that's cute

    • @danielhofkes7064
      @danielhofkes7064 Před 8 lety +3

      +Cynderelly lastname
      fuck you, that´s funny

  • @laikabiryukova3003
    @laikabiryukova3003 Před 2 lety +658

    It’s so weird rewatching this, like the last 4 years went exactly how you’d expect but at the same time you could’ve never predicted all of the crazy shit that happened

    • @redwallfan123
      @redwallfan123 Před rokem +18

      John oliver and other news comedians with their writing staff, just made the 4 years somewhat tolerable with this guy in charge. Except 2020 but everything was hitting the fan then. So it was a bit more chaotic

    • @SumeriyaYaxlaka
      @SumeriyaYaxlaka Před 3 měsíci +1

      I keep thinking about it..
      Like imagine you're just some dude, you dont care about politics..
      Then one day you see this stupid mf, and think it'd be funny to vote for him..
      Next thing you know, you're in jail for storming the capitol with confedrate flags..
      😅😅

  • @ARHemant
    @ARHemant Před 2 lety +389

    "When he's sworn in as President on January 20, 2017, on that day his opinions are going to matter. And you will remember that date, 'cause it's the one that time travellers from the future will come back to, to try and stop the whole thing from happening." - prophetic from John.

    • @JT-lp9ng
      @JT-lp9ng Před 2 lety +21

      I died laughing at that. Seriously, John is a fucking prophet.

    • @lynleygilchrist7703
      @lynleygilchrist7703 Před rokem +16

      Ooof! Sitting here after the 5th day of the Jan 6 Committee hearing- these words just keep on giving…

    • @cathompson23
      @cathompson23 Před rokem +8

      Exactly. That was very prophetic from John Oliver.

    • @meliageckosong
      @meliageckosong Před 9 měsíci +11

      And he's still saying he won smh

    • @GalvyTheTom
      @GalvyTheTom Před 6 měsíci +8

      Tell them to hurry up, I’m tired of this timeline

  • @thesavageimam
    @thesavageimam Před 8 lety +2666

    John Oliver for President !

    • @JoeytheJoeyX3
      @JoeytheJoeyX3 Před 8 lety +33

      +Musabvlogs Truly, this is the year that Colbert should have ran. He wouldn't win, of course, but it'd be great just seeing him curbstomp Trump in a debate.

    • @thesavageimam
      @thesavageimam Před 8 lety +3

      Yes!

    • @rafalsz1993
      @rafalsz1993 Před 8 lety +2

      +Musabvlogs President of Israel maybe huh? Why jews in Israel don't apply all their views they push on Europe and the US?

    • @MizzChampion1
      @MizzChampion1 Před 8 lety +9

      +Musabvlogs ...wait he is British!

    • @thesavageimam
      @thesavageimam Před 8 lety +2

      birthers....

  • @Tick421
    @Tick421 Před 8 lety +1310

    I think I have figured it out. He just tells lies so very confidently that people think he's telling the truth. Like a compulsive liar

    • @hassanabi4508
      @hassanabi4508 Před 8 lety +16

      Exactly

    • @julia160190
      @julia160190 Před 8 lety +13

      that's exactly what he is doing!

    • @jacobglaser2037
      @jacobglaser2037 Před 8 lety +3

      Absolutely

    • @RightJustOne
      @RightJustOne Před 8 lety +41

      +Joey Scoggins Every con man has one thing in common: they sell their confidence. They can tell you that the moon is made of cheese, and as long as they say it with confidence the feeble minded will believe it to be true.

    • @malificentpurple
      @malificentpurple Před 8 lety +20

      +Joey Scoggins - no, like a salesman. which is exactly what he is. he keeps going on about his businesses - but avoiding any discussion of his dishonest business practices. with Drumpf it is truly "buyer beware".

  • @suemccord2633
    @suemccord2633 Před 2 měsíci +15

    Watching again 8 years later🎉 Thank You ❤😂❤

  • @kittygirl171979
    @kittygirl171979 Před 2 měsíci +12

    It’s so amazing how this holds up so well 8 years later ❤❤

  • @Ramsey_H
    @Ramsey_H Před 8 lety +1070

    I see that America has stooped to a level where the source that makes the most valid points is a HBO comedy show.

    • @Ramsey_H
      @Ramsey_H Před 8 lety +6

      #DonaldDrumphfForNothing

    • @declanhandley-byrne4335
      @declanhandley-byrne4335 Před 8 lety +8

      #MakeDonaldDrumpfAgain

    • @flubbeefootage7803
      @flubbeefootage7803 Před 8 lety +28

      It isn't a comedy show. It's based on reality and research :)

    • @StardustLegend
      @StardustLegend Před 8 lety +10

      +Flubbee Footage but it's a comedic take on it. As much as I love john there is some biased to his show, it's pretty reasonable and backed up with good evidence but it's still has comedy XD

    • @gjp7791
      @gjp7791 Před 8 lety +2

      +TheFirstNoel Some biased? great he did a good piece now why does he not do an equal one on the Clinton's? if he was more equal you might have more people who like Trump taking this one more serious.

  • @RawOneEleven
    @RawOneEleven Před 7 lety +430

    the saddest thing is you could show this video to a trump supporter, and their response will be "better than that murderer Hillary."

    • @paulink
      @paulink Před 7 lety +47

      Anthony Hanni this election has made me realize that people treat political parties like sports teams. There is no rationale behind your decision for voting, just towing the party line. This can be said for both parties.

    • @RawOneEleven
      @RawOneEleven Před 7 lety +3

      paulink I have felt that way for a while. I've been using that same metaphor with the sports teams for years. which is why I consider myself independent even though I tend to side with democrats on a lot of issues. if the republicans had a better candidate, maybe John kasich, I probably would have voted for him

    • @paulink
      @paulink Před 7 lety +7

      Anthony Hanni
      agreed, I voted republican in my first election, but switched to dem for the next two. Associating yourself with only one party just limits you.

    • @Kole1389
      @Kole1389 Před 7 lety +20

      Anthony Hanni She is a murderer though.

    • @based6950
      @based6950 Před 7 lety +4

      John Kasich was more conservative than Trump. He was the war-hawk in the GOP this year. You liberals really are morons aren't you?

  • @Ohne_Silikone
    @Ohne_Silikone Před 2 lety +232

    This aged perfectly, wouldn’t call it well, but certainly as promised.
    We all were scared he would start a senseless war, we never expected he would try to start one on American soil.

    • @BrianHolmes
      @BrianHolmes Před 2 lety +7

      Try?

    • @Ohne_Silikone
      @Ohne_Silikone Před 2 lety

      @@BrianHolmes did I miss anything?

    • @CatJetRat
      @CatJetRat Před 11 měsíci

      @@Ohne_Silikone We are arguably at the beginning of a new civil war, one he started when he started spreading the lie that the 2020 election was rigged,

    • @MichaelB769
      @MichaelB769 Před 7 měsíci

      @@Ohne_Silikone I don't know that his Presidency created as many problems as it exposed. It showed us how many party-blinded lemmings existed in our country.

    • @nonya.bizness
      @nonya.bizness Před 2 měsíci

      and yet here in march 2024, with 88 criminal felony counts pending, having been adjudicated a rapist, owing a half billion dollars in civil penalties, and just having co-opted the whole rnc machinery for his own personal use, he's the maga nominee for potus.
      we are in deeply terrifying times.

  • @user-pq7jj3vs3e
    @user-pq7jj3vs3e Před 3 měsíci +23

    It’s surreal to look back 8 years on. Damn I’m old

    • @evolutionarydeadend6812
      @evolutionarydeadend6812 Před 2 měsíci +2

      I didn't GAF about politics whatsoever back then. The most I thought was something like "I'd rather Trump not be president, he'll say something stupid to a foreign leader and cause a big problem"
      What a naive little idiot lmao

  • @alanbareiro6806
    @alanbareiro6806 Před 8 lety +861

    As a non-USA citizen is scary how this guy, Trump, got in the place he is right now. I would say that americans should really consider their votes.

    • @JanelleWherry
      @JanelleWherry Před 8 lety +32

      Hell, on behalf of all Americans, I'm sorry we are voting for a pile of skin flakes with a toupee.

    • @AsendavenAJ
      @AsendavenAJ Před 8 lety +3

      Preach

    • @shaynaa2300
      @shaynaa2300 Před 8 lety

      +Alan Bareiro where are u from???

    • @stoinkus468
      @stoinkus468 Před 8 lety +2

      In the end, the common people have little to no say in who actually becomes president.

    • @sandraarmstrong5134
      @sandraarmstrong5134 Před 8 lety +6

      +Alan Bareiro Trump might win the nomination but chances of his winning the presidency is less than 1 to 5 or 20%. So his winning in the primary doesn't really reflect that 80% of Americans don't like him.

  • @indigo714
    @indigo714 Před 8 lety +368

    Donald Trump saying how his feelings affect his networth remind me when Kim Jong il said his feelings affected the weather.

    • @Knight-Bishop
      @Knight-Bishop Před 8 lety +1

      Hah!

    • @andrejguesswho9837
      @andrejguesswho9837 Před 8 lety +3

      +the disappointed koala Koala knows nothing about economics, where the worth of property can change overnight, when the owner writes or says something about it positive or negative in the media. What he said is actually very accurate, but understandingly difficult to grasp for dumb people. To compare this with the little fat dumbass in N.Korea is simply insane.

    • @indigo714
      @indigo714 Před 8 lety +16

      +Andrej guesswho
      *where the worth of property can change overnight, when the owner writes or says something about it positive or negative in the media*
      You are changing Trump's words in order to portray him in a better light and fit your political narrative. This is what he actually said from the video.
      "...feelings, even my own feelings.... and that can change rapidly day from day."
      He did not say anything about all the stupid publicity stunts he pull like bragging about his wealth, constantly repeats how everyone loves and agree with him like an insecure 15 year old tells his friends he bang a girl last night whom he can't name, or calling under a false persona to tell reporters that Madonna was hitting on him. I honestly thought that the average person can tell Trump is full of hot air when he does stupid stuff like this. You prove me wrong. He said his feelings. Here the full quote from Newsweek.
      “My net worth fluctuates, and it goes up and down with markets and with attitudes and with feelings, even my own feelings, but I try.”
      “Let me just understand that a little bit,” my lawyer said. “Let’s talk about net worth for a second. You said that the net worth goes up and down based upon your own feelings?”
      “Yes, even my own feelings, as to where the world is, where the world is going, and that can change rapidly from day to day. Then you have a September 11th, and you don’t feel so good about yourself and you don’t feel so good about the world and you don’t feel so good about New York City. Then you have a year later, and the city is as hot as a pistol. Even months after that it was a different feeling. So yeah, even my own feelings affect my value to myself.”
      I look forward to what mental gymnastics your brain can come up with to defend your idol that looks like an Oompa Loompa.

    • @parareact4319
      @parareact4319 Před 8 lety

      +the disappointed koala I steal videos without permission.

    • @LateCodOficial
      @LateCodOficial Před 8 lety +9

      jesus christ i had never seen anyone get reckt so badly in a comment

  • @NickfromBoston67
    @NickfromBoston67 Před rokem +42

    No lie…this piece will probably be shown in history classes. Such a perfect snapshot of the feeling at the time and it has proven sadly prophetic

    • @SumeriyaYaxlaka
      @SumeriyaYaxlaka Před 3 měsíci +1

      The contemprory sources of the fallen american empire

  • @deadave100
    @deadave100 Před rokem +98

    "I can not tell a lie." - George Washington
    "I can not tell the truth." - Donald Trump
    "I can not tell the difference." - Trump Supporters
    MAGA: 'Make Accountability Great Again'

    • @youdontneedtoknow6621
      @youdontneedtoknow6621 Před rokem +4

      The best comment on CZcams

    • @il400
      @il400 Před 2 měsíci +1

      do you realize that it is a common misconception that George Washington said that? the whole story of him cutting down that cherry tree didnt happen

    • @deadave100
      @deadave100 Před 2 měsíci +1

      @il400 Yea, I know... also Paul revere ride never happened either...

  • @5pctLowBattery
    @5pctLowBattery Před 8 lety +307

    I would love to go at least ONE day without hearing about Trump.

    • @5pctLowBattery
      @5pctLowBattery Před 8 lety +29

      I mean Drumpf

    • @0nzer0
      @0nzer0 Před 8 lety +4

      +justmejr315 LMAO DRUMPF HAHA XDDD

    • @NT-vq9lq
      @NT-vq9lq Před 8 lety +2

      +justmejr315 Drumpf*

    • @sender155
      @sender155 Před 8 lety +3

      Nikali Gaming DAE Bernie Gutman and Donald Drumpf??? xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

    • @marked3life
      @marked3life Před 8 lety +8

      And yet here you are, of your own volition, clicking on a video all about Donald Trump. hmm makes total sense.

  • @eaglesfan48
    @eaglesfan48 Před 8 lety +715

    Drumpf knows words. He has the best words.

    • @eaglesfan48
      @eaglesfan48 Před 8 lety +14

      +mvilcis #makedonalddrumpfagain

    • @chigimonky
      @chigimonky Před 8 lety +1

      Haha that's so great

    • @InqWiper
      @InqWiper Před 8 lety +7

      +eaglesfan48
      Word.

    • @user-cj1tc8zi4e
      @user-cj1tc8zi4e Před 8 lety

      +eaglesfan48 Cnn scared to death the trump is going to win the republicn nominations. They try to blackmail him everyday saying he has no chance against clinton or sanders when they have showed me know proof of this. Cnn seems 95 percent backing clinton 5 percent sanders and no one else to me.

    • @azarael77
      @azarael77 Před 8 lety +1

      +eaglesfan48 But I have way better numbers! Take that, Drumpf!

  • @jenniferjordan5542
    @jenniferjordan5542 Před rokem +21

    This is a classic and best the assessment of Donald Drumpf ever. I remember seeing this when it came out. Oliver nails it.

  • @smifffygames
    @smifffygames Před rokem +193

    I'm 22, and I actually kind of feel nostalgic about the pre-trump time of my life. The outrage about basically nothing in comparison to the consequences of the Trump presidency today is nauseating. It's insane to think how much things can change in just a little over half a decade.

    • @GrahamChapman
      @GrahamChapman Před rokem +26

      I'm about 10 years older than you, but I imagine that you feel the same about the trump* era as I do about the George Bush era... partly because I feel roughly the same way about the trump* era, too... most of my life, and basically all of yours, has been ruined by two US presidents... and I don't even live in America...

    • @thesuperginge1348
      @thesuperginge1348 Před rokem +11

      2016 was the year of Trump and Brexit, and will forever be the worst year of my life.

    • @GrahamChapman
      @GrahamChapman Před rokem +13

      @@thesuperginge1348 I mean, you're not exactly super old, dude... and considering the way things are going, what with the rise in right-wing extremism, the ever-escalating climate crisis, and the aversion to holding those responsible to account, there's still ample time for things to get _way_ worse before you kick the bucket... but, yeah, 2016 did suck... kinda feel like 2020 gave it a damn good run for its money though.

    • @thesuperginge1348
      @thesuperginge1348 Před rokem +1

      @@GrahamChapman how do you know how old I am?

    • @GrahamChapman
      @GrahamChapman Před rokem +1

      @@thesuperginge1348 You've got Let's Play videos uploaded on your channel, some of 'em with facecam footage.

  • @zeph_os
    @zeph_os Před 3 lety +6084

    It's surreal to look back 4-5 years ago on when this all started

    • @dillonh9208
      @dillonh9208 Před 3 lety +170

      The fact that his rhetoric actually ended up leading to people dying during one of the four horseman of the apocalypse is surreal, we were so naive back in the day

    • @TBrown-zy2dr
      @TBrown-zy2dr Před 3 lety +12

      Yup

    • @alongfortheride84
      @alongfortheride84 Před 3 lety +36

      Yeah, the concerns all sound so trite 5 years later....

    • @Matt-xs7qo
      @Matt-xs7qo Před 3 lety +42

      Yeah, agreed.. but look at the racist skids left behind. It’s absolutely sad

    • @casualsatanist
      @casualsatanist Před 3 lety +52

      We truly live in the worst timeline

  • @noaha1975
    @noaha1975 Před 8 lety +1200

    Holy shit, this man just went in for 20 minutes!!!! That was beautiful :')

    • @jries77
      @jries77 Před 8 lety +8

      Yup!

    • @SanaSaleh
      @SanaSaleh Před 8 lety +50

      +Noah A - He masterfully trolled the biggest Troll in this election.

    • @Nehmo
      @Nehmo Před 8 lety

      +Noah A -- He should have omitted some of it. You have to know when to cut. "Kill your darlings" is the phrase I use.

    • @perplexmotion8860
      @perplexmotion8860 Před 8 lety +7

      That was funny but I feel bad for the people who's last name is actually Drumpf, now that millions of people make fun of the name. There will be a lot of bullying in schools because of this.

    • @georgebonner7138
      @georgebonner7138 Před 8 lety +3

      +Noah A another comment

  • @Youvegotredonyou-BeckyChase
    @Youvegotredonyou-BeckyChase Před 11 měsíci +10

    7 years later and still spot on!

  • @SundaeExpress
    @SundaeExpress Před rokem +189

    What's scary is that there are people who still trust him!

    • @blaster915
      @blaster915 Před rokem +9

      Twilight zone episode we are living in...

    • @milkgrapes6420
      @milkgrapes6420 Před rokem +14

      Nay, even going so far as worshipping him

    • @SundaeExpress
      @SundaeExpress Před rokem +9

      @@milkgrapes6420 Yep - and disturbingly in some cases, literally! There are actually people out there who believe he's the second coming!

    • @craigbaker2772
      @craigbaker2772 Před 10 měsíci

      Being a Trump supporter sounds like Stockholm Syndrome to some degree. We all know he loves the under-educated. They're marks for his cause and they're simply too blind and simple-minded to see they're being used, which is sad. They're also too stubborn to admit being wrong when seeing evidence of his misgivings if not criminal mischief. "Best President ever", so many of them say. It saddens me to read or hear this rhetoric. That reckless stubbornness will lead to a slow "going down with the ship", while they love this horrible excuse of a human being... a user and taker. Utterly sad.

    • @AustinLnX
      @AustinLnX Před 6 měsíci +5

      @@SundaeExpress​​⁠​⁠​⁠My aunt is one. She was the sweetest, most caring woman I knew. She never talked politics until Trump won, eventually she went full Q. We’ve tried so hard to help but she’s distanced herself from us. I feel for everybody whose loved one has fallen into this crap. I will never understand the magnetism he has on people.

  • @ellahitchman5447
    @ellahitchman5447 Před 7 lety +512

    So, Donald Trump's networth is a mood ring...

    • @hithere8291
      @hithere8291 Před 7 lety +11

      Basically

    • @hithere8291
      @hithere8291 Před 7 lety +3

      Basically 😭😭😭

    • @83joonior
      @83joonior Před 7 lety +8

      Would "mood ring" vibrators sell well? I smell a business opportunity.

    • @KhanWolf95
      @KhanWolf95 Před 7 lety +3

      "A small loan of a million dollars worth" believe me!!!!

    • @Juggernaut2030
      @Juggernaut2030 Před 7 lety

      +Agghh I see what you did there.

  • @Nerdist
    @Nerdist Před 8 lety +2637

    #MakeAmericaDrumpf

  • @iamthirdyt
    @iamthirdyt Před rokem +32

    17:46 “and you’ll remember that date ‘cause it’s the date that time travelers in the future will come back to to stop the whole thing from happening.”

    • @_Opal_Miner_
      @_Opal_Miner_ Před rokem +2

      I'm gettin' around to it, cut me some slack. Hookers and coke are no longer a thing where/when I am from.

    • @c17nav
      @c17nav Před rokem +2

      As soon as I will fix my faulty flux capacitor.

  • @thesingerintheshower
    @thesingerintheshower Před 2 lety +29

    "There is no cause-and-effect between those two and the correlation usually goes the other way."
    I love that line.

  • @pokemonmanic3595
    @pokemonmanic3595 Před 8 lety +606

    Oh fuck me, now the Brits are laughing at us over Trump, and can't say I blame them.

    • @goodluck-sx8zf
      @goodluck-sx8zf Před 8 lety +5

      are you kidding me. now the brits are laughing at us. they always have been laughing at us they hate us haha. it's never changed

    • @bobobo878
      @bobobo878 Před 8 lety +4

      +pokemonmanic3595 Meh, at least Drumpf didn't screw a dead pig.

    • @san..
      @san.. Před 8 lety

      HBO.

    • @natalieyates7968
      @natalieyates7968 Před 8 lety +36

      +pokemonmanic3595 not just the brits are laughing, all the world is laughing

    • @Cross31415
      @Cross31415 Před 8 lety +11

      +pokemonmanic3595 The Brits banned Trump from ever entering their country. A sensible move, i'll say.

  • @Unlikely_Pirate
    @Unlikely_Pirate Před 4 lety +2043

    Update: the time travelers were unsuccessful

    • @rehemazabibu7493
      @rehemazabibu7493 Před 4 lety +4

      Bella Dicax hahhahahah

    • @shannonswartz6928
      @shannonswartz6928 Před 4 lety +8

      It's Skynet's fault...f**king terminators 😤

    • @DangerOfStranger
      @DangerOfStranger Před 4 lety

      Nope, think positively. It must be someone in our timeline.

    • @alalalala57
      @alalalala57 Před 4 lety +2

      @Sigkim I'm tired of all this winning.

    • @alalalala57
      @alalalala57 Před 4 lety +3

      @Sigkim Hey, its all burning to the ground anyway. Who cares.

  • @GeoffreySorensen
    @GeoffreySorensen Před rokem +8

    Watching this in 2023 and realizing this was spot-on.

  • @judithhorvath887
    @judithhorvath887 Před 5 měsíci +7

    I love your intelligent humor. Not filled with filthy foul language. You are hysterical. Thank you.😂

  • @jornroth1531
    @jornroth1531 Před 8 lety +1735

    #MakeDonaldDrumpfAgain

    • @a.human.
      @a.human. Před 8 lety +29

      #MakeDonaldDrumpfagain

    • @megankuss2989
      @megankuss2989 Před 8 lety +18

      #MAKEDONALDDRUMPFAGAIN

    • @CumpasFilms
      @CumpasFilms Před 8 lety +11

      #MakeDonaldDrumpfagain

    • @NickolasFaz
      @NickolasFaz Před 8 lety +3

      why did he change his last name?

    • @mmmhorsesteaks
      @mmmhorsesteaks Před 8 lety +17

      +Nickolas Faz Because he is not proud of his heritage. (in all seriousness, his grandfather changed his last name because of the stigma of being german in post-WW2 america).

  • @Riko442
    @Riko442 Před 8 lety +1413

    This is why I love John Oliver.

    • @user-nv9lv3si5f
      @user-nv9lv3si5f Před 8 lety +4

      你傻不傻啊?

    • @TheLivetuner
      @TheLivetuner Před 8 lety +1

      +就是神爷 What's with the Chinese comments? 他们又看不懂…

    • @kitsunenokuro2049
      @kitsunenokuro2049 Před 8 lety

      +Kraft_Lawrence It's japanese idiot

    • @user-sw5ns1cw9f
      @user-sw5ns1cw9f Před 8 lety +3

      It is Chinese you fool

    • @ganjariver2683
      @ganjariver2683 Před 8 lety

      +Riko442 John Oliver is a Fake and a liar, Trump gets better ratings than this guy which says a lot about what people actually think.

  • @Aedrion-
    @Aedrion- Před 2 lety +29

    I think John Oliver is the time traveller he mentioned only he didn't come back in time to stop it, but to warn people.
    This whole segment, right down to when he says '*when* he's sworn in' is eerily prescient.

  • @LisLot9
    @LisLot9 Před 2 lety +29

    Good ol' John Oliver. He really had Trump's number!

  • @Louisyed
    @Louisyed Před 3 lety +835

    "Will he stand by the statement that vaccines are linked to autism?"
    OH FUCK. Who knew how relevant THAT was going to be?

    • @candeegallagher560
      @candeegallagher560 Před 2 lety

      Vaccines do NOT cause autism. Just in case that's what you're advocating. There have been numerous studies done by the medical community debunking this myth. Every few years someone promotes this foolishness and then we have to drag out the studies and charts to disprove them - yet again. It's really very tiresome.

    • @NoahGooder
      @NoahGooder Před rokem +17

      its legit scary

  • @kuribayashi84
    @kuribayashi84 Před 7 lety +676

    *They did it, these absolute Madmen!*
    Ohh, these are going to be interesting 4 Years.

    • @amaka637
      @amaka637 Před 7 lety +5

      #SAVEUS

    • @amaka637
      @amaka637 Před 7 lety

      Miguel Alberola Cano Sounds like a good deal to me! Spain here I come!

    • @amaka637
      @amaka637 Před 7 lety +1

      Miguel Alberola Cano Maybe five I don't know. No need to worry about the number of relatives bro, I got a LOT.

    • @amaka637
      @amaka637 Před 7 lety

      Miguel Alberola Cano Bro it's all good, you ain't gotta worry about nothing! Imma get my Spanish lessons in too.

    • @amaka637
      @amaka637 Před 7 lety

      Miguel Alberola Cano Lmao gladly xD

  • @pankajtekchandani3417
    @pankajtekchandani3417 Před rokem +34

    He should follow up on this one now with a sequel.

  • @glassisland
    @glassisland Před rokem +10

    Watching 7 years later and in my head I'm adding 34 felony counts to the list.

  • @jordgubbslena
    @jordgubbslena Před 8 lety +358

    He should be a comedian, not a president… :(

    • @FCA1975
      @FCA1975 Před 8 lety +6

      Pretty much. He doesn't do anything else well.

    • @teright64
      @teright64 Před 8 lety +8

      +Lena Lindström (LenaLindströmMusic) He's as bad a comedian as he is a candidate. He makes the brain-dead, koolaid drinking zombies laugh, but they get so excited about his every word they pee all over themselves.

    • @EdwitZP
      @EdwitZP Před 8 lety +1

      +Lena Lindström (LenaLindströmMusic) He is a comedian that is running for president...

    • @ConservativeAnthem
      @ConservativeAnthem Před 8 lety

      +Lena Lindström (LenaLindströmMusic) Go finish kindergarten.

    • @ConservativeAnthem
      @ConservativeAnthem Před 8 lety

      *****
      no lol

  • @cyruspasglop
    @cyruspasglop Před 8 lety +563

    As a non-American, it looks like DOnald Trump is a parody of himself
    "I know words": me too, does it means I can run for President?

    • @evekondysar435
      @evekondysar435 Před 8 lety

      😂😂😂

    • @iluvugoldenblue
      @iluvugoldenblue Před 8 lety +2

      +Pasglop sorry only americans can run for teh prez lol

    • @mdr222
      @mdr222 Před 8 lety

      Only if you think socialism is a good idea and that white people don't know what it's like to be poor.

    • @MusclesfromB
      @MusclesfromB Před 8 lety +8

      +Pasglop Yeh but do you have the best words?

    • @jays3021
      @jays3021 Před 8 lety +8

      +Pasglop Yes, because you'd bring more progress to this country than Trump EVER will.

  • @walterfristoe4643
    @walterfristoe4643 Před rokem +15

    Do people really believe the country should be run like a business!? 😱

    • @repossession
      @repossession Před 3 měsíci +1

      In a political landscape that was dominated by "slick" politicians who couldn't give a straight answer to save their lives, his "honesty" seemed like a nice change of pace. I think the theory went, "a good business person knows to surround themself with people much smarter and more competent in order to succeed." That might have been a workable theory, and it might not have. The sad part is, we'll never know because he's actually a shit businessman and surrounds himself with sycophants. I hadn't seen this segment until now (a full ten months after your comment), and I wish we could go back in time and make it a required watch before voting in the primary or general elections.

  • @blaster915
    @blaster915 Před rokem +5

    I downloaded that Dumpf chrome extension the night after this aired thinking it would be a joke that would last a few months and I'd remove it.
    ... 6 years later and it's still very much present in my chrome bar. What the hell timeline am I living in that I still feel the need to have this active. He should not have been this much a part of my life that I required it this long.

    • @00dfm00
      @00dfm00 Před rokem

      People can't turn away from a train wreck.

  • @wayne-kj4iw
    @wayne-kj4iw Před 8 lety +858

    trump the next grand wizard of the kkk

    • @TheKeenanmeboy
      @TheKeenanmeboy Před 8 lety

      lol

    • @blueberry3717
      @blueberry3717 Před 8 lety +2

      +wayne montgomery Unfortunately I can imagine that quite vividly... please not.

    • @pz-bv9ts
      @pz-bv9ts Před 8 lety +14

      +wayne montgomery Really? Years ago, Hillary was endorsed by an actual Klansman, DEMOCRAT Senator Robert Byrd.

    • @carsonianthegreat4672
      @carsonianthegreat4672 Před 8 lety +3

      A republican has never been the grand knight. It has always been a democrat.

    • @wayne-kj4iw
      @wayne-kj4iw Před 8 lety +3

      ya but a Dixie demarcate.... now the republican party
      you don't find bible thumper in the progressive party .... you only find that kinda hate in the bible

  • @66kprdwd
    @66kprdwd Před 8 lety +932

    Bravo John Oliver!! its about time that someone showed the true Donald Trump.

  • @tylerkeller8869
    @tylerkeller8869 Před 5 měsíci +3

    I've watched this segment at least a dozen times now and it just keeps getting funnier each time.

  • @kaylablanton8519
    @kaylablanton8519 Před rokem +8

    Truly a classic segment that will live on through history.

  • @jen3800
    @jen3800 Před 8 lety +856

    bravo! there is hope for America, and it comes from a Brit.
    how ironic

    • @andrewjacks2716
      @andrewjacks2716 Před 8 lety +46

      +jim english Sometimes you need some advice from dad.

    • @jen3800
      @jen3800 Před 8 lety +4

      ha!

    • @thomassavery5086
      @thomassavery5086 Před 8 lety +24

      +jim english As a Brit I can assure you: we burnt down the White House 200 years ago, and if we find Drumpf in the White House next year we will #makeamericagreatagain and burn it down, again!

    • @Nayshjin
      @Nayshjin Před 8 lety

      +Jako Nazo Mr.USA don't hate other countries just cuz yours suck

    • @DrewColpurs
      @DrewColpurs Před 8 lety +7

      It's worth noting that many of us Americans are still very competent and fearful of Trump's growing popularity, also worth noting that the British First Party supports Trump.
      Though yes, this video is informative and excels at conveying why Drumpf is the worst possible choice.

  • @Confusianity
    @Confusianity Před 8 lety +3054

    The problem is... logic & truth will never convince idiots. That's what makes them idiots.

    • @laineydiamond
      @laineydiamond Před 8 lety +39

      bingo

    • @Nelsonduck1700
      @Nelsonduck1700 Před 8 lety +54

      This is the exact reason why Bernie sanders supporters will forever be Bernie sanders supporters. You are correct, it's sad :/

    • @eddgarcia5056
      @eddgarcia5056 Před 8 lety +3

      +Confusianity Sad but true.

    • @pedrox8388
      @pedrox8388 Před 8 lety +8

      Edd Garcia I had talked to an idiot just the other day who argued the definition of truth even as he read it in the dictionary.

    • @MsPhysics22100
      @MsPhysics22100 Před 8 lety +7

      +Confusianity here is the interesting thing, Trump hasn't won a single closed priamry. He has only won prmariries where it is open and anyone can vote for him regadless of party affliation.

  • @debbrueggemann3762
    @debbrueggemann3762 Před 4 měsíci +3

    Watching this in 2024. SO prescient

  • @firerun777
    @firerun777 Před 2 lety +7

    This aged beautifully! I watched this twice and laughed even harder the second time!!!

  • @kratosstud19901
    @kratosstud19901 Před 8 lety +722

    drumfs response tomorrow "John Oliver yea I don't know who he is. but his show is doing terrible. he's a lightweight. I'm going to sue

    • @PhenomenonHo
      @PhenomenonHo Před 8 lety

      hahaha

    • @aresgil
      @aresgil Před 8 lety +4

      +ricky bobby lmao I even read it with his midget voice

    • @leoh3892
      @leoh3892 Před 8 lety +3

      and then he is going to sue you the next

    • @leoh3892
      @leoh3892 Před 8 lety +4

      and then everyone in the comment

    • @eceyurt7687
      @eceyurt7687 Před 8 lety +1

      +H Leonardo It's called the right to free speech. 1st Amendment. :)

  • @artifexone2986
    @artifexone2986 Před 8 lety +291

    So this is how democracy dies...with a trump

    • @Wladislav
      @Wladislav Před 8 lety +19

      +Angel Lopez Drumpf*

    • @Letmeusethishandlepleasr
      @Letmeusethishandlepleasr Před 8 lety +38

      *Drumpf

    • @davebermingham6913
      @davebermingham6913 Před 8 lety

      +Angel Lopez If democracy dies this election cycle it will be because the Democratic Party succeeds in growing the numbers of those addicted to Federal handouts above 51% of the voting population.

    • @bloodxomen21
      @bloodxomen21 Před 8 lety +1

      +Angel Lopez I think you meant with a drumpf.

    • @johnrambo6861
      @johnrambo6861 Před 8 lety

      +Angel Lopez Nah with Hillary bro... She is worse..

  • @wendydabee
    @wendydabee Před rokem +5

    This aged like fine wine.

  • @margueriteharkins2270
    @margueriteharkins2270 Před 2 měsíci +2

    God Bless John Oliver!!! One of the brightest, funniest people EVER!! Love you❤

  • @NikiMcNally
    @NikiMcNally Před 8 lety +4499

    "I am highly educated. I know words. I have the best words." - Donald Trump

    • @regalia8717
      @regalia8717 Před 8 lety +165

      *Drumpf

    • @ganjariver2683
      @ganjariver2683 Před 8 lety +7

      +Niki McNally TRUMP took the majority of votes in Nevada in ALL categories of voters, it debunks the false MSM narrative. TRUMP 2016

    • @Tdrummer888
      @Tdrummer888 Před 8 lety +87

      Drumpf is really good at saying a lot of small words that mean absolutely fucking nothing. Feel bad for his supporters tacitly admitting they're idiots by supporting him

    • @iglooo102videos
      @iglooo102videos Před 8 lety +64

      +HiddenTalent77 "I am highly educated. I know words. I have the best words." - Donald -Trump- Drumpf #MakeDonaldDrumpfAgain

    • @hovhannesmkhitaryan172
      @hovhannesmkhitaryan172 Před 8 lety +16

      +Niki McNally It was actually, "I a, VERY highly educated, I have the best words" :D

  • @GeneralKenobiSIYE
    @GeneralKenobiSIYE Před 8 lety +767

    Time to leave Earth....

    • @joycel.9849
      @joycel.9849 Před 8 lety +1

      hahahaha

    • @elizabethjones4324
      @elizabethjones4324 Před 8 lety +8

      No, we just have to leave the US.

    • @awesomegianluca
      @awesomegianluca Před 8 lety +7

      +GeneralKenobiSIYE I hear the Andromeda Galaxy is nice this time of year, although 2.5 million lightyears still seems a bit too close for comfort.

    • @RajitRoy_NR
      @RajitRoy_NR Před 8 lety

      +GeneralKenobiSIYE I'm sure scott kelly is think that...

    • @0GallifreyGirl0
      @0GallifreyGirl0 Před 8 lety +2

      +GeneralKenobiSIYE Spaceships are expensive, I'd settle for Canada...

  • @schizocosa1385
    @schizocosa1385 Před 2 lety +45

    It's unfortunate how well this ages over time. Been almost 11 months and his role in the insurrection is still unraveling.

  • @notaspy3751
    @notaspy3751 Před 7 měsíci +6

    "He says what he means"
    To this day, nobody knows what he means.

  • @Garbaz
    @Garbaz Před 8 lety +573

    As someone not from the USA I just cant figure out how he even got this far.

    • @SebastianPeitsch
      @SebastianPeitsch Před 8 lety +19

      +Garbaz read the Wikipedia article on Silvio Berlusconi. He got a reality show and all the free TV minutes he could ever dream of because of it. He's a showboat. No politician could buy these many free minutes if they wanted to.

    • @droland3949
      @droland3949 Před 8 lety +1

      Same

    • @niklasfx3444
      @niklasfx3444 Před 8 lety +4

      +Garbaz he has the guts to say what he wants, not like other talkshow hosts, that always need to be polite to everyone.

    • @silvussol8966
      @silvussol8966 Před 8 lety +50

      +Garbaz - He got this far by telling people what they want to hear and playing on their frustrations. Then idiots spread the word to other idiots and here we are.

    • @ertansaygi
      @ertansaygi Před 8 lety +2

      +Garbaz Because average IQ means basically "idiot"...People are crazy.

  • @Iangreenk
    @Iangreenk Před 8 lety +1105

    If this means war, I wanna join your side

  • @rubberdog8763
    @rubberdog8763 Před rokem +4

    HBO, seriously, you need to play this episode again in 2022!

  • @christopherbohanan4453
    @christopherbohanan4453 Před měsícem +3

    Has any piece of media ever aged better?

  • @alexwillis2381
    @alexwillis2381 Před 8 lety +2798

    This may be one of the most important videos of this decade.

    • @rahulthakar8006
      @rahulthakar8006 Před 8 lety +19

      Agreed...

    • @TheIncredibleSulk1
      @TheIncredibleSulk1 Před 8 lety +25

      nope you leftist

    • @alexwillis2381
      @alexwillis2381 Před 8 lety +41

      I lean right actually.

    • @mikeoxsbigg1
      @mikeoxsbigg1 Před 8 lety +4

      +Alex Willis Agreed.

    • @st1dinca
      @st1dinca Před 8 lety +20

      +Alex Willis Oh shut the fuck up. Oliver has no argument, only ad hominem attacks and mental gymnastics that pseudo intellectuals like yourself find funny.

  • @OtakuPunkaFASSIECLAN
    @OtakuPunkaFASSIECLAN Před 8 lety +521

    #DonaldTrumpWantsToBangHisOwnDaughter

  • @bd3470
    @bd3470 Před rokem +5

    This should be re-released with the title "I fu****g told you so"

  • @docadams1
    @docadams1 Před rokem +8

    Prophetic. At four minutes he gets Donnie's attitude about the truth. He nails it.

  • @johnschilling1504
    @johnschilling1504 Před 7 lety +379

    That's President Drumpf to you, John.

    • @Tubofluxar
      @Tubofluxar Před 7 lety +7

      John Schilling 😂👏🏻

    • @eeshaagarwal864
      @eeshaagarwal864 Před 7 lety +5

      Oh god, I never thought we'd have to see this day.

    • @UndertakerU2ber
      @UndertakerU2ber Před 7 lety +6

      Eesha Agarwal
      I know right!
      Isn't it amazing! :D

    • @Aruxion
      @Aruxion Před 7 lety +16

      When your candidate wins but you are still butthurt.

    • @eeshaagarwal864
      @eeshaagarwal864 Před 7 lety +1

      Please tell me you're trolling.

  • @ashleyc983
    @ashleyc983 Před 8 lety +731

    Holy shit! We've done it! Type in "Donald" on Google, and suggestions say, "Donald; Donald Trump; Donald Drumpf". Type in "Make", first suggestion: "Make Donald Drumpf Again". CONGRATULATIONS LAST WEEK TONIGHT! WE'VE DONE IT!

    • @ashleyc983
      @ashleyc983 Před 8 lety +21

      #makedonalddrumpfagain

    • @Kamikazeconman
      @Kamikazeconman Před 8 lety +7

      WE DID IT REDDIT! jk, that's a shit attack on Trump, literally the best thing they could come up with and it blows. Nowhere near as bad as Barack Hussein Obama or "William Jefferson Blythe the Third" who changed his name to Bill Clinton.

    • @LeonaDarkwind
      @LeonaDarkwind Před 8 lety +6

      +Kamikazeconman "literally the best thing they could come up with"
      Did you watch the video?

    • @goemon4
      @goemon4 Před 8 lety +6

      +Kamikazeconman Awe, how cute
      #makedonalddrumpfagain

    • @boreduser12
      @boreduser12 Před 8 lety +21

      People make political decisions from entertainment, so it's about time entertainment points out what's wrong with that.

  • @lindaswanson9328
    @lindaswanson9328 Před 5 měsíci +7

    Here it is, almost 8 yrs later, and this is all still relevant. Come on, America. We can, and MUST, do better. Your vote is more important now than ever before. Our democracy is at risk. He already said he will be a dictator on day 1. Listen to what he says.

  • @AlexMourning5635
    @AlexMourning5635 Před 9 měsíci +6

    That "Cancerous Mole" line hit me a lot harder than I expected now he's actually going to court over his shady shit.

  • @jdrizzle96
    @jdrizzle96 Před 8 lety +746

    "I know words. I have the best words" This guy... Might as well get a 5 year old in the White House too, cause they know words as well.

    • @midhatkhan6166
      @midhatkhan6166 Před 8 lety

      hahaha

    • @MooseA454
      @MooseA454 Před 8 lety +27

      I know words too does this mean I can become president

    • @jdrizzle96
      @jdrizzle96 Před 8 lety +24

      Shadow64 Why not! At this point everyone can be president!

    • @TheDocbach
      @TheDocbach Před 8 lety

      +JRB Creations Gaming And that my friend.... is the problem.....

    • @kathcasey2090
      @kathcasey2090 Před 8 lety +1

      +JRB Creations Gaming :Why not! At this point everyone can be president!" That's the problem right there! People don't aspire to be president anymore unless you've got lotsa money!!! #feelthebern

  • @labcat647
    @labcat647 Před 8 lety +978

    Sometimes when I'm alone, I board up my windows with the shelves from my bookshelf and pretend zombies are attacking... and then I see John Oliver out there swinging his axe, and I gather strength to run out beside him and fight another day!

  • @volodymyrzelensky4654
    @volodymyrzelensky4654 Před 2 lety +3

    Cannot believe that 2016 was 6 years ago

  • @alithegeek
    @alithegeek Před rokem +3

    It’s six years later and I still have the Drumpfinator installed on my laptop

  • @sirvladharkonen6200
    @sirvladharkonen6200 Před 8 lety +330

    SAVAGE

  • @scottswofford228
    @scottswofford228 Před 8 lety +398

    Trump needs to forget the wall for Mexico and needs one between the US and Canada because everyone will be leaving to Canada

    • @VROELOE
      @VROELOE Před 8 lety +2

      Lmao

    • @drunkGfunk
      @drunkGfunk Před 8 lety +26

      +Ferris Vueller "not getting it from anyone else if the make a wall"? How drunk are you dude? That is not even close to a coherent sentence.

    • @emiliogonzalez6511
      @emiliogonzalez6511 Před 8 lety +1

      +drunkGfunk lmao

    • @nmarples1421
      @nmarples1421 Před 8 lety +3

      Trump's wall will be built on American soil, by Mexicans

    • @JN-Bellicose
      @JN-Bellicose Před 8 lety +11

      +Scott S. As a Canadian, sorry we don't want you. We'll take the immigrants though that you all seem so scared of though.

  • @saturdayplayer2492
    @saturdayplayer2492 Před 8 měsíci +3

    Oh for a time machine.

  • @donaldanderson1092
    @donaldanderson1092 Před rokem +17

    Anyone that still supports Trump needs to realize what they’re feeling is not political and work on their own emotional development.

  • @frozeneternity93
    @frozeneternity93 Před 8 lety +3298

    If Trump becomes the USA president I will be laughing and crying from half way across the world.
    Don't do it USA.
    Just don't do it

  • @TheOneChosenGamer
    @TheOneChosenGamer Před 8 lety +3843

    Maybe Jhon Oliver is the guy from the future that it trying to stop Donald Trump

    • @Drektek
      @Drektek Před 8 lety +5

      Lmao!!!!

    • @dewittjosef4917
      @dewittjosef4917 Před 8 lety +29

      +lilnetty2 that's because the other candidates, while flawed, are not the narcissistic con men like this joke. They aren't calling for rounding up Mexican families and illegal religious discrimination. This isn't about equal treatment. Donald deserves being called out as the fraud, and the shitty brand that he is.

    • @TexanIndependence
      @TexanIndependence Před 8 lety +8

      +Dewitt Josef They do call for illegal religious discrimination... just against Christians, not Muslims. Here's a perfect example: in one of my local schools, a muslim teacher is allowed to fall to the floor and do muslim prayers in front of everyone, but if a Christian teacher were to start praying out loud, do the same EXACT method of praying, he would be fired.
      And the liberals have called for trampling on the God-given rights of Christians and Republicans. Even Bernie Sanders and Hillary Clinton called Republicans "insane" and said they would "invest a lot in mental health", with the joke being to force the GOP into psych wards. This would be a lot funnier if it weren't for the fact that Bernie Sanders honeymooned in the Soviet Union, and the method the Soviet Union used to imprison political dissidents was to call them insane for example.
      And the same policy both Hillary and Sanders have on guns (to take them away from the mentally ill) is the EXACT same policy the Soviet Union used to take guns away from political opponents. They would simply label you "insane" then take away your guns, then later if you still didn't shut up, they threw you in a "gulag" for being "mentally ill" by supporting non-left wing politics.

    • @viennawaits4u36
      @viennawaits4u36 Před 8 lety +7

      +TheOneChosenGamer - No, John Oliver works for HBO that is owned by Time Warner Cable who is a big financial contributor to Hillary Clinton's campaign's. John Oliver is operating as a lying, BS Artist political hack for Time Warner and Hillary Clinton.

    • @viennawaits4u36
      @viennawaits4u36 Před 8 lety

      ***** - My Pleasure.

  • @keithbowman7650
    @keithbowman7650 Před 6 měsíci +3

    Watching this in 2023, and it really feels as though we've learned nothing.

  • @tommyvercetti5112
    @tommyvercetti5112 Před 9 měsíci +2

    Like a fine wine hidden in the dusty corner of the cellar
    Excellent👌

  • @DioDiablo702
    @DioDiablo702 Před 8 lety +185

    the more you make fun of Trump the more he wins. keep it up!

    • @Culturebreach
      @Culturebreach Před 8 lety +57

      +Sharpy RokOut #LetsmakeDonaldDrumpfagain

    • @2700douwe
      @2700douwe Před 8 lety +43

      That's not how this works... thats not how any of this works...

    • @luffypower4461
      @luffypower4461 Před 8 lety +2

      +Roger Lara I'm voting for Donald Trump and I like this video its funny:-)

    • @Waterwarp
      @Waterwarp Před 8 lety +7

      +Sharpy RokOut Can you explain how that works logically?

    • @1MuchButteR1
      @1MuchButteR1 Před 8 lety

      +Roger Lara Lol all those foreigners liking cant vote in U.S. elections. Get ready for president Trump :")

  • @AlexanderVFX
    @AlexanderVFX Před 8 lety +336

    Bernie!!! (>.

    • @RamerVoices
      @RamerVoices Před 8 lety +2

      How?

    • @AlexanderVFX
      @AlexanderVFX Před 8 lety +5

      +Rogelio Aizpurua voting...

    • @RamerVoices
      @RamerVoices Před 8 lety

      K

    • @adamnealon773
      @adamnealon773 Před 8 lety +5

      Bernie is an awful candidate

    • @AlexanderVFX
      @AlexanderVFX Před 8 lety +19

      +Adam Nealon This is a youtube comment section so i won't debate you here, i'll just say you couldn't be more wrong.

  • @aurora_lax
    @aurora_lax Před 6 měsíci +2

    Still valid. And I hope 2024 will feel like your drop mic on this issue. Phenomenal! Thank you and your teams for the brilliance of your shows ☮🕊

  • @scottwilliams895
    @scottwilliams895 Před 2 lety +2

    It's eerie to re-watch this now
    (2022-06-04)

  • @BennoWitter
    @BennoWitter Před 8 lety +267

    Maybe he is going to call himself Dr. Umpf now?

    • @aliabughosh3864
      @aliabughosh3864 Před 8 lety +13

      Savage.

    • @Quantikk
      @Quantikk Před 8 lety +1

      +Anonymous racist

    • @davidsegun
      @davidsegun Před 8 lety

      +Anonymous his real name is Drumpf

    • @GdoubleWB
      @GdoubleWB Před 8 lety +11

      +Anonymous Dr. Umpf sounds like his porn name.

    • @BennoWitter
      @BennoWitter Před 8 lety

      +davidsegun I know that. I'm just saying that Drumpf might use John's campaign about his ridiculous last name to his advantage by calling himself Dr. Umpf. Since Umpf has a positive meaning. Why do I even have to explain this?

  • @ylloboy
    @ylloboy Před 8 lety +635

    While what he says about Trump is true, the same can be applied to Hillary. She also stood on both sides of many issues.
    Solution: Vote for Bernie.

    • @BlueSkidoo13
      @BlueSkidoo13 Před 8 lety +1

      Woot!

    • @PABWECG
      @PABWECG Před 8 lety +7

      +Héctor Cavalcanti Saavedra
      Hillary never stood on the side of the KKK. And Trump wanted to deport Muslims this year...THIS YEAR.

    • @pauljackowacko552
      @pauljackowacko552 Před 8 lety +2

      +Héctor Cavalcanti Saavedra As a former communist that follows Karl Marx I agree....Socialist and Jew is close enough for him to have my vote.

    • @timetraveller27
      @timetraveller27 Před 8 lety +6

      +Héctor Cavalcanti Saavedra This episode basically brought out the real Donald out. But if the show
      wants to be fair, they should also expose Hillary Clinton and the brand
      of Clinton, lies/flip flops etc just like in this episode. Otherwise the
      whole season so far sounds like sponsored by DNC. #MakeDonaldDrumpfAgain #ExposeHillary

    • @RedroomStudios
      @RedroomStudios Před 8 lety +1

      +Héctor Cavalcanti Saavedra that wasnt the point of this video at all. mostly it was about lies that Trump tells about every aspect of his life.

  • @chimpo8663
    @chimpo8663 Před 2 lety +3

    this aged like fine wine lol

  • @_somerandomguyontheinternet_
    @_somerandomguyontheinternet_ Před 5 měsíci +3

    It’s honestly surreal watching this. John is so right and yet also so very, very much understating what was going to happen.
    I heard people in the audience laughing at some things that were… shall we say, less funny once they aged. Those sweet summer children had no clue.

  • @Tomatofury
    @Tomatofury Před 8 lety +327

    #drumpf

    • @GTOberfest
      @GTOberfest Před 8 lety +1

      #Panders

    • @itta3916
      @itta3916 Před 8 lety +4

      #brucejenner

    • @dogusbjk1997
      @dogusbjk1997 Před 8 lety

      +john m. We may stop Trump but not caitlyn bro. She(he) reached her(his) goal.

    • @itta3916
      @itta3916 Před 8 lety

      dogus_grsli the point is you cant call trump drumpf because his ancestor changed his name and not call caitlyn bruce bscause he changes his name

    • @loupi4bama
      @loupi4bama Před 8 lety

      +john m. The point is that Caitlyn/Bruce's name is still JENNER.

  • @Username-nc1kk
    @Username-nc1kk Před 8 lety +449

    Please do Hillary next

  • @boeingdriver29
    @boeingdriver29 Před 2 lety +6

    This will never get old.

  • @insertaverygenericnamehere

    Now look at what the SCOTUS is doing…