Mitch McConnell Inspires Spicy Talk From Team Biden And A Pathetic Tweet From The President

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  • čas přidán 15. 12. 2020
  • Snow falls outside Stephen's window as he compares two special messages aimed at Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell. The first, an honest-if-profane comment from Biden campaign manager Jen O'Malley Dillon. The other, a sad late night tweet from a lame duck president upset that top Republicans are abandoning his coup attempt. #Colbert #ALateShow #Monologue
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  • @bouttime4833
    @bouttime4833 Před 3 lety +873

    Sad when a celebrity leaked audio “flipping out” is still showing more leadership during this pandemic than the president of the United States. Just take that all in for a second...

    • @TheLocomono9
      @TheLocomono9 Před 3 lety +105

      Honestly it was kinda refreshing hearing someone taking it serious. Like he was extreme but atleast he didn’t let people get sick

    • @scottscully4325
      @scottscully4325 Před 3 lety +49

      If he doesn't pay up soon he might miss a Scientology loot box and won't be able to level up with all his friends!
      But really, good for him to speak up for everyone the movie is employing.

    • @Shoopsta
      @Shoopsta Před 3 lety +22

      @@scottscully4325 You can get loot boxes in Scientology? I might join now xD

    • @excuseonme
      @excuseonme Před 3 lety +55

      That's definitely not leadership. Berating your employees for not following the rules is closer to workplace harassment than anything else. This should've been dealt with better.

    • @dannielybarra2759
      @dannielybarra2759 Před 3 lety +55

      @@excuseonme I agree with it should've been dealt with in a more professional matter because let's be honest no one likes to get yelled at. But in my opinion it is nice to hear someone famous take this virus serious.

  • @KingUSMCO
    @KingUSMCO Před 3 lety +485

    Honestly I don't know if I couldve made it through these 4 years without people like you giving me a laugh as I watched morality become irrelevant to those around me. Thank you for everything

    • @c0mpu73rguy
      @c0mpu73rguy Před 3 lety +15

      You’re not done yet. Not until the loser is out of the white house.

    • @suziecheeseman3760
      @suziecheeseman3760 Před 3 lety +18

      I can so relate and I’m watching from the other side of the globe in New Zealand. 🤣🤣🤣 Thanks Steven! So many Dad gags tonight, you’re killing me. @thelateshow 🇳🇿 ❤️ 🇺🇸

    • @g.t.c7647
      @g.t.c7647 Před 3 lety +16

      Agreed, him, Seth Myers, Trevor Noah have made the news tolerable to watch the past few years.

    • @monmixer
      @monmixer Před 3 lety +8

      @@g.t.c7647 and they give us real news. some times better than the real fake news.

    • @frglee
      @frglee Před 3 lety +5

      Agreed. Is there a medal in the USA for raising morale in bad times?

  • @theotterguy
    @theotterguy Před 3 lety +231

    Do you know the internal temperature of a Tauntaun?It's Lukewarm.

  • @WerUnicorns
    @WerUnicorns Před 3 lety +46

    "People need to grow the $%$# up." Wise words, sir, wise words.

    • @davidhamilton506
      @davidhamilton506 Před 3 lety

      You can use the word *fuck, or fucking* here in YT. It's simply lends more emphasis as an adjective these days when used in general conversation, but of course used in another context can be quite offensive. It's all in the way it's delivered...

  • @Mugdorna
    @Mugdorna Před 3 lety +189

    In 1861, 11 Senators and 3 representatives were expelled for supporting the Confederacy and not acknowledging Lincoln’s election victory.

    • @dr.g3860
      @dr.g3860 Před 3 lety +59

      Those congressmen who signed onto the Texas lawsuit should not be seated until they acknowledge Biden’s victory and apologize for their sedition.

    • @SpiritualSchmuck
      @SpiritualSchmuck Před 3 lety +8

      That would be great

    • @charliewilson8808
      @charliewilson8808 Před 3 lety +10

      Not exactly - check Snopes. Their expulsion wasn't directly related to their support or non-support of the election results. It was primarily about wanting to secede from the union.

    • @henriettaraphael4368
      @henriettaraphael4368 Před 3 lety +5

      Do the sameeeeeee. Send them all away

    • @AmazingJay909
      @AmazingJay909 Před 3 lety +1

      @@dr.g3860 WRITE THAT DOWN WRITE THAT DOWN PLEASE

  • @Heyiya-if
    @Heyiya-if Před 3 lety +153

    Take care of your homeless people, this cold will be so shitty for them
    Warm thoughts from Denmark

    • @OpusTheLeftie
      @OpusTheLeftie Před 3 lety +24

      I hope this country can be even a third as good as yours.

    • @LadyCoyKoi
      @LadyCoyKoi Před 3 lety +18

      @@OpusTheLeftie For real! Other nations starting to look far more superior than the US in every aspect. We are so far behind. 😥

    • @mikelytou
      @mikelytou Před 3 lety +8

      @@LadyCoyKoi starting...?
      Were you born yesterday, or have you been living under a rock until now?

    • @mikelytou
      @mikelytou Před 3 lety +9

      It's the usa. Nobody gives a shit about anyone other than themselves.

    • @blondesense1708
      @blondesense1708 Před 3 lety +14

      @@mikelytou I think people are just used to seeing it and desensitised. When I visited the US I had a full blown panic attack when I saw mothers with small children lined up outside the local shelter at 5 pm. In my country there would are many safeguards in place before it came to that, and even then they would be sent to a hotel while emergency housing was arranged.

  • @stevetaylor9027
    @stevetaylor9027 Před 3 lety +36

    When I was a kid, I loved listening to the radio for the school closures hoping to hear my school was canceled due to snow.

    • @triarb5790
      @triarb5790 Před 3 lety +1

      What's that like? Love from Australia

    • @lordcaptain73
      @lordcaptain73 Před 3 lety +1

      @@triarb5790 but at least we’d get days off if the annual kangaroo migration overwhelmed the towns

  • @YTPremiumWatch
    @YTPremiumWatch Před 3 lety +164

    Nature realised that Americans weren't gonna stay home for the virus, so she straight up sent a snowstorm.

    • @unknown5397
      @unknown5397 Před 3 lety +2

      Well, can she keep it up till either the virus subsides or the maggots freeze to death?

    • @aproxamillionwasps474
      @aproxamillionwasps474 Před 3 lety +4

      Pretty sure earth is using the pandemic to get the cancer that is humanity off of her... and the snow is just an extra “fuck you”

    • @YTPremiumWatch
      @YTPremiumWatch Před 3 lety +2

      @@aproxamillionwasps474 well when you put it that way... 😅

  • @jayteeblues
    @jayteeblues Před 3 lety +614

    No matter how Mad “people are”, “People” need to grow the f*ck up. THIS is why I watch him!!!! It had to be said!

    • @OlEgSaS32
      @OlEgSaS32 Před 3 lety +19

      somebody needs to beat some sense into trumps deranged cultists who still swear on their deathbeds there was massive fraud because anyone who says there wasnt is a liar

    • @KillingOnAdrenaline
      @KillingOnAdrenaline Před 3 lety +35

      If you have to tell a 74 year old to grow the f*ck up that ship has looooooooong since sailed.

    • @eargasm1072
      @eargasm1072 Před 3 lety +10

      People's over-dependence on technology and leading a "virtual" existence has unearthed a society of coddled infantile beings, many who are merely "human" in name only

    • @dankirsch1878
      @dankirsch1878 Před 3 lety +2

      @@OlEgSaS32 if you don't see the outright steal your blind. Ya Joe got more votes then any candidate in history. And you believe that. We have video we have testimony of people who saw the outright theft. If you really believe Joe won why have you liberals blocked every effort to look into what really happened. You know what happened but the end justifies the means right.

    • @chrisgrimes1218
      @chrisgrimes1218 Před 3 lety +2

      You lot are still bitching about the 2016 election...pot and kettle come to mind

  • @candielandssweetadventures
    @candielandssweetadventures Před 3 lety +330

    Stephen looking straight ahead when he's supposed to be looking out his "window" is killing me. 😂😂😂

    • @hieutran5191
      @hieutran5191 Před 3 lety

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    • @ItsMefromSnuffys
      @ItsMefromSnuffys Před 3 lety +4

      Well he doesn’t want to turn his back on all of us...😉

    • @telectronix1368
      @telectronix1368 Před 3 lety +4

      He was using his peripherals.

    • @KingKunta_
      @KingKunta_ Před 3 lety +6

      I thought I was trippin lol

    • @vlaandhael
      @vlaandhael Před 3 lety +9

      ahah he's looking at the monitor since it's a greenscreen

  • @Crossword131
    @Crossword131 Před 3 lety +89

    "Tom Cruise is filming Mission Impossible 7...
    Turns out the first 6 times were possible."
    Give that writer a gold pen.

    • @HOTD108_
      @HOTD108_ Před 3 lety +1

      Imagine if 30 minutes into Mission Impossible 7, Tom Cruise turns to the camera shrugging his shoulders and says "well, I guess this is impossible, I'm going home" and then the rest of the film is just him chilling out with his friends.

  • @vsGoliath96
    @vsGoliath96 Před 3 lety +32

    Holy shit, that Tom Cruise freak out was on the level with Christian Bale a few years back!

    • @scottrowe533
      @scottrowe533 Před 3 lety +5

      Yeah, the chief difference being Christian Bale is a highly regarded film actor.

    • @flankspeed
      @flankspeed Před 3 lety +2

      .. and Cruise had a point.

  • @pr-fe
    @pr-fe Před 3 lety +128

    No one gonna talk about how on point his Bing Crosby impression was?

    • @Sweetlyfe
      @Sweetlyfe Před 3 lety +7

      Yes brilliant

    • @Mimi-cq4bg
      @Mimi-cq4bg Před 3 lety +5

      Lol my thoughts too... man has talent.

    • @Insan1tyW0lf
      @Insan1tyW0lf Před 3 lety +4

      And instantaneous too! Must have warmed up beforehand; certainly caught me off guard. Very impressed

    • @Insan1tyW0lf
      @Insan1tyW0lf Před 3 lety +3

      1:09 to listen again 😄

    • @rknbassrobin
      @rknbassrobin Před 3 lety +3

      There was a little warble towards the end, that's how I knew it was him. Other than that, it's spot on.

  • @IristheVix
    @IristheVix Před 3 lety +139

    "only reason to be awake at 1AM on a wednesday..."
    *me at 1AM watching Colbert clips*

  • @rylian21
    @rylian21 Před 3 lety +20

    I have Siberian Huskies. They're absolutely ecstatic in the cold and snow.

    • @jessicagoodson7452
      @jessicagoodson7452 Před 3 lety +1

      I clicked your profile just to see video of the huskies but there were none 😥

    • @jennymunday7913
      @jennymunday7913 Před 3 lety +2

      Mine will literally stay outside all day in the snow, then get really upset none of us want to freeze out there with him.

    • @jessicagasper1414
      @jessicagasper1414 Před 3 lety +3

      @@jennymunday7913 come on! Weather is perfect! I wanna pull some stuff!

    • @triarb5790
      @triarb5790 Před 3 lety

      Siberian huskies are a status pet in Australia. Pity the poor bastards!

    • @rylian21
      @rylian21 Před 3 lety

      @@triarb5790 The double coat protects them from heat as well as cold.

  • @ScevenofTwistingNeth
    @ScevenofTwistingNeth Před 3 lety +63

    And 2020 ends with us all going "No, screaming Tom Cruise has a point."

    • @tuckerbowen4626
      @tuckerbowen4626 Před 3 lety

      yeah, but it's still not enough to make me forgive him for ruining The Mummy

    • @tuckerbowen4626
      @tuckerbowen4626 Před 3 lety

      @@ichijofestival2576 he literally usurped control from the director and made the movie focus entirely on his character. look it up.

  • @LilleTotte
    @LilleTotte Před 3 lety +64

    What is the internal temperature of a tauntaun?
    It's Luke-warm

  • @brianelmore2977
    @brianelmore2977 Před 3 lety +35

    The east coast is getting slammed by a winter storm, 60 million people asked to stay home and 12 to 18 inches of snow predicted, or as we here in Alaska refer to it: Wednesday

    • @kathleenrockeman5795
      @kathleenrockeman5795 Před 3 lety +2

      Yeah...Montanan here. 18 inches of snow? Uhm, okay. So...winter? Isn’t that what they call it?

    • @ClaringtonMusic
      @ClaringtonMusic Před 3 lety

      Alaska sucks!

    • @cheshirecat6518
      @cheshirecat6518 Před 3 lety +3

      Meanwhile, here in S. Alabama, 3 snowflakes can cause road closures and multicar pileups! 🤣

    • @edvh88
      @edvh88 Před 3 lety +1

      We have more people here than you guys, that’s why we have to stay off the roads. So we can clear them. This is normal weather for us too.

  • @guibox3
    @guibox3 Před 3 lety +2

    Ha ha! One of my teaching colleagues here when the whole remote learning thing came up was going conspiracy on me. "You can kiss snow days goodbye because they will just make us do it remotely now.' We all laughed at her. Oh she will never let us live this down now that we see a prime example of it happening in NY.

  • @deanb4799
    @deanb4799 Před 3 lety +15

    Happy Pete got a position in the administration. Really seems like a solid guy.

  • @feral8163
    @feral8163 Před 3 lety +166

    This is probably the first time I've seen a Tom Cruise freakout and said, "...I mean, he's right, though."

    • @rhov-anion
      @rhov-anion Před 3 lety +27

      Yeah normally he's just high strung, but in this case, he's responsible for thousands of people. He has every right to get upset when people ignore the rules.

    • @bonetonelord
      @bonetonelord Před 3 lety +11

      Who would have thought that the guy who's literally in a cult would be the reasonable one?

    • @ncooty
      @ncooty Před 3 lety +11

      It's possible to be responsible and respectful at the same time. In this case, Cruise could've been both, but chose to be a jerk... a choice he seems to make frequently.

    • @DaveLugo79
      @DaveLugo79 Před 3 lety +11

      @@ncooty If I could play devil's advocate here and say this: Bet you NO ONE will ever break covid rules on that set from now on.

    • @donnmckee4973
      @donnmckee4973 Před 3 lety +4

      @@DaveLugo79 I'd bet you they are use to him being like that, except the new ones. So you're probably right. Still does not make the approach appropriate

  • @acekai
    @acekai Před 3 lety +106

    As badly as we have suffered, this is the one silver lining I take away from the last four years. If Trump has lost, we'd have forgotten all about it. Instead we got to see him lose every day for the last four years culminating with what will be the bigliest defeats of all time.

    • @hamiltonmays4256
      @hamiltonmays4256 Před 3 lety +6

      Also, the people who weren't paying close attention before 2016 have gotten to see in the last four long, soul-crushing years what a giant *douchenozzle* the Dump is.

    • @robertaldaron4870
      @robertaldaron4870 Před 3 lety +6

      This is the beginning of his public downfall......and it can't be far enough. He needs to be led away in handcuffs in his new orange coveralls.

    • @robertaldaron4870
      @robertaldaron4870 Před 3 lety

      @Gerry Jr I genuinely hope you're right🤞✌️

    • @stevesloan7132
      @stevesloan7132 Před 3 lety +1

      Yes! No one has ever lost sixty-one times before - twice at the polls, and 59 times in court! Well, Trump wanted to make history. . .

  • @AG-ql4dr
    @AG-ql4dr Před 3 lety +3

    Elaine Chao, Mitch’s wife and Transportation Sec comes from a huge family shipping enterprise. You can bet that she took advantage of all she could in her position.

  • @TheBestRoseinTexas
    @TheBestRoseinTexas Před 3 lety +11

    Something hilariously magical about his wife being there and laughing at his jokes. 🤣❤️

  • @MadameWesker
    @MadameWesker Před 3 lety +34

    Filming without an audience has made this funnier. When he laughs at his own jokes, I snort with laughter. Love you Stephen. 💗💗

  • @DedicatedSlaya
    @DedicatedSlaya Před 3 lety +25

    "... 'People' need to grow the f#%$ up!", I died laughing!!! 🤣

  • @brokenrecord3523
    @brokenrecord3523 Před 3 lety +27

    The current Transportation Secretary is the Evil Turtle's wife. Surely there's a joke in there somewhere.

  • @McBernes
    @McBernes Před 3 lety +2

    Now, we all know there will be a sudden rash of "Sorry I couldn't make the staff meeting/class/whatever, this snow, it's just totally wiped the internet." Then there will be the people stupidly getting busted posting on social media.

  • @Olvera_emi
    @Olvera_emi Před 3 lety +80

    I stopped paying for cable but I’m so glad I can still watch you online

    • @AlejandraGarcia-mp2fu
      @AlejandraGarcia-mp2fu Před 3 lety +2

      U can watch with an antenna no need cable

    • @Crunchifyable2
      @Crunchifyable2 Před 3 lety

      Or an antenna if you live within about ten miles of the station.

    • @DEATHxD3ALER
      @DEATHxD3ALER Před 3 lety +1

      @@Crunchifyable2 I've got an air antenna that rotates like the old ones and get 40+ stations some more then a 100 miles away and it cost me 18 bucks........... Well worth the money.

    • @bobcourtier4674
      @bobcourtier4674 Před 3 lety

      I get a better picture with antenna, many videos are available, easy to make.

    • @Crunchifyable2
      @Crunchifyable2 Před 3 lety

      @@DEATHxD3ALER you got a good deal then (or maybe a good location). I don't have much luck with indoor amplified antennas but have a lot of trees

  • @lowbird7947
    @lowbird7947 Před 3 lety +351

    The current Secretary of Transportation is Elaine Chao, Mitch's wife. She likes to bring family members to meetings, in addition to other scandals.

    • @Trund27
      @Trund27 Před 3 lety +61

      She’s distressingly corrupt.

    • @MTMF.london
      @MTMF.london Před 3 lety +64

      @@Trund27 Her whole family is. Her father who has close ties with the Chinese government "gifted" Mitch several millions as a wedding gift.

    • @KingBobXVI
      @KingBobXVI Před 3 lety +36

      @Sah qoreyth - It's also projection from Trump's own "secret" Chinese bank account, as well as Jared's personal dealings with foreign nations. They've gotten plenty of deals from Saudi Arabia, including a bit of a sweetheart deal on his building at 666 3rd ave.

    • @erincaitlin1655
      @erincaitlin1655 Před 3 lety +16

      The more corrupt for Moscow McToadying, the better ...

    • @miahlee211
      @miahlee211 Před 3 lety +12

      I’m from their state, and she is sickeningly sweet, she is the spouse who you invite to the dinner party, because she’s so nice, and it makes you forget her husband is the one who brings everyone down. After meeting her, so many times, I can say, she makes you forget who her husband is, when you’re around her. The fact that she’s been in so many government jobs, and high level public sector positions....she is the EvilLynn to Skeletor.

  • @rafaelliteral1755
    @rafaelliteral1755 Před 3 lety +5

    "Is that it?"
    "That's it!"
    Best edition ever

  • @paulcoy9060
    @paulcoy9060 Před 3 lety +66

    Tom Cruise rant:
    Emperor's New Groove Meme: No, no, he's got a point.

  • @MohsinKhan-nn6xu
    @MohsinKhan-nn6xu Před 3 lety +59

    *Georgia Please Vote for Jon Ossoff and Raphael Warnock Vote early get tomorrow day after or next week please 🙏 help get rid of Moscow Mitch*

    • @alrightyru
      @alrightyru Před 3 lety +1

      ..at least neuter McConnell so he's ineffective...

  • @time2livelife
    @time2livelife Před 3 lety +104

    “Regardless of how angry people are, people need to grow the f*ck up”

    • @thatveganchick668
      @thatveganchick668 Před 3 lety +4

      I read your comment just as Stephen was saying this. 😄

  • @laurawells9857
    @laurawells9857 Před 3 lety +56

    I like Pete. His sexuality is his business, not mine.

  • @tucci007da
    @tucci007da Před 3 lety +2

    I am pleasantly shocked by the timbre and quality of Stephen's Bing Crosby impersonation and I demand that he sing more Christmas tunes in that voice.

  • @richstarx
    @richstarx Před 3 lety +29

    I agree with TC for telling those guys off. Tc doesnt want to be responsible for his movie set being a super spreader location because of 2 idiots

  • @theoholden7196
    @theoholden7196 Před 3 lety +291

    “I will not make a joke about Tom cruise”. Proceeds to make fun of him for 3 minutes straight.

    • @supergluehotty
      @supergluehotty Před 3 lety +6

      Its not "a" joke.

    • @NicholasHobbs
      @NicholasHobbs Před 3 lety +20

      Eh it wasn't too bad, mostly playing back his own words. Same way I feel when ppl claim the media embarrasses Trump when all they do is replay his interviews/share his tweets

    • @CaptainRufus
      @CaptainRufus Před 3 lety +17

      Cruise can put his Thetans right up his own egotistical ass. Yelling at people rarely does anything but make them hate you. He might have had a point but that is absolutely the opposite way to handle it.

    • @michaeloftaoism
      @michaeloftaoism Před 3 lety +7

      @@CaptainRufus if you learn the whole story you'll know he has every fucking right to be reacting like this

    • @kmaru80
      @kmaru80 Před 3 lety +8

      A little over the top, but I sympathize. Especially since he is right in that their screw ups could mean the jobs of thousands. It would also depend a lot on whether this was an ongoing problem with certain individuals.

  • @liviahorowitz2225
    @liviahorowitz2225 Před 3 lety +22

    I got an ad yesterday that said, “Save Our Snow Days”.
    Like *seriously* people, there’s a global pandemic and we’re worried about a day off of school?

  • @OstblockLatina
    @OstblockLatina Před 3 lety +8

    Welp, according to my observations during the pandemic, people who are too ignorant to follow the VERY SIMPLE hygiene precautions on their own accord, don't respond satisfyingly to asking nicely, even if done about a 1000 times. You gotta either fine them their weekly wages, kick them out of the premises or the area with a slight help of tasers and police batons and arresting them if they keep coming back and still ignore the safety measures, or shout at them continuously for 3 minutes and threaten them with getting them fired to get some results.

  • @fyngolnoldor4891
    @fyngolnoldor4891 Před 3 lety +24

    I don't always find Colbert entertaining but hearing him make his wife laugh patches some of the black hole that represents my faith in humanity.

  • @paloma2364
    @paloma2364 Před 3 lety +23

    Stephen looks so happy these days. It's nice to see.

  • @sketchman01
    @sketchman01 Před 3 lety +4

    "Is that is?" I lost it.

  • @beaker_guy
    @beaker_guy Před 3 lety +4

    Oh THERE'S the Hoth clip! I was holding my breath thinking, "Come, Stephen, ol' buddy, don't let me down!" ;)

  • @criticalcookie2579
    @criticalcookie2579 Před 3 lety +340

    This is probably the first time in Trump's life that he didn't get his way.

    • @KingThabiso
      @KingThabiso Před 3 lety +39

      Not quite...what about his face, body , hair, IQ. Instances where he didnt get his way either. 🤣

    • @user-sb7iy5nw9b
      @user-sb7iy5nw9b Před 3 lety +7

      @@KingThabiso Yep. Not handed from a silver platter. Lol 🤣

    • @kentiesalandy940
      @kentiesalandy940 Před 3 lety

      Dora Taylor it was

    • @777coffeelover
      @777coffeelover Před 3 lety +1

      We might share the same first name, but we don't share the same opinion on Trump. Please don't kill me. 😁

    • @deadtigerworld
      @deadtigerworld Před 3 lety +14

      @@KingThabiso He's too dumb to realize these things though. I think he thinks he's good looking and smart 😆!

  • @Tadicuslegion78
    @Tadicuslegion78 Před 3 lety +311

    Weathermen: This is a bad snow storm, please stay home.
    Anti-Stormers: You can't tell me what to do. It's all a hoax! *Found frozen like Jack Nicholson in the Shining the next morning*

  • @CrumblyTriscuits
    @CrumblyTriscuits Před 3 lety +10

    2 feet of snow...
    Canadians: hold my beer!

    • @Carewolf
      @Carewolf Před 3 lety +3

      Why, that is what the snow is for!

  • @bridgetneidert2324
    @bridgetneidert2324 Před 3 lety +1

    "Let's check in with our weather man......." Then the camera pans over to the screen of Jack Nicholson famous frozen Shining pose.🤣😂
    OMG I lost it!🤣

  • @starrdust13
    @starrdust13 Před 3 lety +65

    Mitch McConnell’s wife is the current Secretary of transportation 😂 Go Pete 💙

    • @ghill88
      @ghill88 Před 3 lety +4

      Pete won't be setting up, cost plus contracts, to a bunch of out of country relatives.

  • @RayBetterThanEvilCanival
    @RayBetterThanEvilCanival Před 3 lety +588

    Canadians to Americans: What is this “Snow Day” you speak of?

    • @vjr5261
      @vjr5261 Před 3 lety +13

      😂😂😂😂😂

    • @vjr5261
      @vjr5261 Před 3 lety +23

      In Idaho we refer to it as ski day. Maybe the buses can’t get out, but the mountain is calling.

    • @canadianperspective3731
      @canadianperspective3731 Před 3 lety +12

      @Edgar Miller Actually, we don’t even have enough snow to go snowmobiling...

    • @DS-tv2fi
      @DS-tv2fi Před 3 lety +8

      Ironically, we don’t get much snow on Christmas where I live.

    • @ok_schlatter
      @ok_schlatter Před 3 lety +11

      @@DS-tv2fi same in my area. we don't get much snow until January.

  • @sweepthelegjohnny
    @sweepthelegjohnny Před 3 lety +5

    Hey Stephen, imagine being told to stay home when you're about to lose your home because of a pandemic and the economic Fallout. Imagine looking at your house and then seeing it isn't there anymore.

  • @edinfific2576
    @edinfific2576 Před 3 lety +33

    Tom Cruise showed more serious concern for the epidemic with a few people than the lame-duck "president" for the whole country.
    If Donald really wanted to take care of America and sound like a boss, this is pretty much how he should have sounded when telling Americans to be safe from the Coronavirus.

    • @triarb5790
      @triarb5790 Před 3 lety

      @@H-to-O Yet Trump...

    • @pjf2675
      @pjf2675 Před 3 lety

      From the Scientology reports and books that's how David Miscavige treats his people.

  • @thunderousapplause
    @thunderousapplause Před 3 lety +427

    lol, “Pete and christin, i mean chasten.” Such a relief to make fun of a president for gaffes instead of treason.

    • @blaisemacpherson7637
      @blaisemacpherson7637 Před 3 lety +21

      Sec trans is a good spot for the guy tho. He has always billed himself as the small town mayor who keeps the streetlights in repair. It has a very apolitical vibe to it.

    • @coltonblake13
      @coltonblake13 Před 3 lety +1

      @@blaisemacpherson7637 apolitical? They guy has zero experience. Seems like one of those favors they keep for their opponents.

    • @coltonblake13
      @coltonblake13 Před 3 lety +1

      Why is it bidens mistakes are gaffes, but trumps mistakes are "stupidity"?

    • @MTMF.london
      @MTMF.london Před 3 lety +51

      @@coltonblake13 Biden's "mistakes" don't hurt anybody but T****'s "mistakes" are designed to hurt specific section of the population. And they are more than stupid - they are downright dangerous.

    • @coltonblake13
      @coltonblake13 Před 3 lety +1

      @@MTMF.london well when you think of something let me know. Covfefe was a real tragedy

  • @tlozfreak888
    @tlozfreak888 Před 3 lety +361

    "If you're out now, be safe."
    Maybe also don't watch youtube while walking through a snowstorm...

    • @rayceeya8659
      @rayceeya8659 Před 3 lety +2

      Please tell me that's not a thing people do.

    • @robertaldaron4870
      @robertaldaron4870 Před 3 lety +3

      @@rayceeya8659 Only trumpers' watching OAN or posting something insane and hateful on Parler

    • @imrealkaren
      @imrealkaren Před 3 lety +1

      😂 this is nice!!

    • @Silhouex
      @Silhouex Před 3 lety +2

      Sound advice

    • @nblaw95
      @nblaw95 Před 3 lety

      Hey man, you live your life, I'll live mine.

  • @colinwhite5355
    @colinwhite5355 Před 3 lety +1

    My favourite ‘cold’ image. The dog in the pick-up truck with Steve Martin and John Candy. Trains Planes and Automobiles. Priceless.

  • @All4Grogg
    @All4Grogg Před 3 lety +3

    My kid DID have a snow day - even though the district just returned to remote learning I guess the teachers still had to teach while physically present at the school (something to do with the union contract, maybe, I honestly don't know, but I bet it is really creepy in the school building with teachers talking to empty rooms)

  • @nesohawkins
    @nesohawkins Před 3 lety +32

    Regarding Tom Cruise's rant, in these times, I cannot really blame him.

  • @Fpvpilot928
    @Fpvpilot928 Před 3 lety +16

    As a Canadian, I find it troubling that I know who the American Secretary of Transportation is and have no idea what the position is even called in Canada, let alone who has filled it. lol

    • @annofbigbeach
      @annofbigbeach Před 3 lety +1

      I'm sure Biden's Admin will be reaching out to Canada to build back better amicable ties!

    • @truepeacenik
      @truepeacenik Před 3 lety

      I’m disturbed as an American that this isn’t known. At least know the office name. I mean, we were running though people like water. I have low expectations that people would know who is what off the top of their heads as far as US offices go.

    • @maryanneslater9675
      @maryanneslater9675 Před 3 lety +2

      Lol. Our Minister of Transport is Marc Garneau, also known as Canada's first astronaut to go to space.

    • @Fpvpilot928
      @Fpvpilot928 Před 3 lety +1

      @@maryanneslater9675 Thanks, lol.

    • @Fpvpilot928
      @Fpvpilot928 Před 3 lety +1

      @@truepeacenik I think they were being a little facetious saying they didn't know. They've made fun of the huge conflict of interest that Elaine Chao, daughter of huge shipping magnate and wife of Mitch McConnel, has. If my memory serves me right, I think she was there since the beginning of this administration. To be fair, this administration has fired and hired every other position about five times so it's a little harder to keep track of.

  • @moguera
    @moguera Před 3 lety +4

    I am so jealous of Stephen being able to waggle his eyebrows like that.

  • @Comicsluvr
    @Comicsluvr Před 3 lety +21

    The fact that his wife STILL laughs at his jokes means that they're meant to be together!

    • @HOLY_SPIRIT_GOD
      @HOLY_SPIRIT_GOD Před 10 měsíci

      It's called being a house wife...she knows the hand that feeds her.

  • @dailybunnymemes2545
    @dailybunnymemes2545 Před 3 lety +50

    Those of us in the hurricane zone have declared, "My watch has ended."

    • @yankeeladee02
      @yankeeladee02 Před 3 lety +6

      Finally!! It seemed like there was a hurricane every week of the summer and most of fall.😫

    • @oracleofdelphi4533
      @oracleofdelphi4533 Před 3 lety +3

      And now, his watch is ended

  • @weedweaver943
    @weedweaver943 Před 3 lety +14

    My daughter lives in NY. She's hasn't been out of her apartment in 6 months.

    • @danielj2591
      @danielj2591 Před 3 lety

      czcams.com/video/jZRh04ia4ew/video.html 2

    • @ValerieJNorse
      @ValerieJNorse Před 3 lety

      Poor thing. And probably a few months left to go. But it won't be forever, as she probably keeps saying to herself.

    • @andrewulanowski4190
      @andrewulanowski4190 Před 3 lety

      I can relate. I have been in my apartment since March.

    • @ginajones2328
      @ginajones2328 Před 3 lety

      @@andrewulanowski4190 me also

    • @intercat4907
      @intercat4907 Před 3 lety

      I'm glad she's still healthy. Please, both of you, hang in there.

  • @TheNinnyfee
    @TheNinnyfee Před 3 lety +32

    I wish Cruise had talked to Trump and his cronies like that in February.

  • @AdenNak
    @AdenNak Před 3 lety +17

    That was a surprisingly solid Tom Cruise impression.

    • @christinanelson
      @christinanelson Před 3 lety +1

      I keep coming back to hear it,. It's so funny. Wish I could borrow Tom to clear out our maskless Post Office.

  • @specialistgreen
    @specialistgreen Před 3 lety +35

    I agree with the screaming Scientologist. (Man, 2020 is weird)

    • @canaisyoung3601
      @canaisyoung3601 Před 3 lety +1

      It'll be over soon. There may be traces of it next year, but hopefully it will pass.

    • @rhov-anion
      @rhov-anion Před 3 lety +3

      Like a fart in an elevator, we may still smell the stench of 2020 after it is gone and we are into the new year, but with any luck, we shall breathe freely soon.

  • @mjaingram
    @mjaingram Před 3 lety +164

    Tom Cruise’s rant is by far his best acting. Such range.

  • @cefngwyn
    @cefngwyn Před 3 lety +1

    Funniest monologue for a while, Stephen. Bloody marvellous!

  • @tonyc.4392
    @tonyc.4392 Před 3 lety +1

    Why do any of these jokes land? They shouldn't, but I still chuckled.

  • @richarddelconnor
    @richarddelconnor Před 3 lety +37

    When I was in elementary school I liked rainy days because we’d stay in the auditorium and do square dancing.

    • @danielj2591
      @danielj2591 Před 3 lety

      czcams.com/video/jZRh04ia4ew/video.html 2

    • @mikejones-go8vz
      @mikejones-go8vz Před 3 lety

      😂

    • @themoonsharksquirrel8937
      @themoonsharksquirrel8937 Před 3 lety +1

      Awwww....I remember learning square dancing in school...it was soooo fun! Jersey in the 70's...go figure.

    • @intercat4907
      @intercat4907 Před 3 lety +1

      I want to live in a world where posts like yours are the norm. Thank you.

  • @verdatum
    @verdatum Před 3 lety +96

    Yeah, I'm kinda cool with Cruise's reaction. I'm very glad that he wasn't like "f*ck it, you can just cure it with Dianetics(TM)".

    • @kathcasey2090
      @kathcasey2090 Před 3 lety +17

      Burn! Good one though.

    • @adamknight5944
      @adamknight5944 Před 3 lety +3

      He was channeling David Miscavige.

    • @rhov-anion
      @rhov-anion Před 3 lety +3

      Ouch, haha! It is honestly surprising that he's careful about health. Plus all that yelling is pretty common on set, at least on movies I've worked on. It's only newsworthy because it's TOM CRUISE OOOOOOH!!!

    • @lordbuddybear
      @lordbuddybear Před 3 lety +1

      It's not about health. He didn't want anybody to break the rules and didn't want to have bad publicity. So that is very according to his cult

    • @eddiek8179
      @eddiek8179 Před 3 lety +1

      @@lordbuddybear You can read his mind? So you're just casting aspersions without any proof? Should I do the same about you on why you were being disingenuous?

  • @jzizzles7799
    @jzizzles7799 Před 3 lety +2

    36 people is still a lot for a COVID groupie party.

  • @TERRYMism
    @TERRYMism Před 3 lety +4

    What a great looking cabinet President Biden is pulling together.

    • @mariag.8242
      @mariag.8242 Před 3 lety

      Yeah, a bunch of corporate stooges that would be at home in a Republican cabinet - defence sec is a lobbyist for Raytheon, etc 🤢🤬 Too much sucking up to the Rs who will obstruct every decent move Biden tries to make, and with a cabinet like that there won’t be many decent moves

  • @rexroscoeroggaschjr7530
    @rexroscoeroggaschjr7530 Před 3 lety +14

    Here’s the show’s lineup for the next 6 months;
    Now until January 20
    “Road from the White House “
    January 21st until ?
    “Road to the Court House”
    Final
    “Road to the Big House”
    🤞

  • @kareemkhederoo4092
    @kareemkhederoo4092 Před 3 lety +109

    That Tom Cruise rant reminds me of Christian Bale’s Termination: Salvation rant. Remember how he went off on the cinematographer about walking onto set while filming? At least Cruise was trying to enforce safety protocols though. Lol.

  • @Yoder023
    @Yoder023 Před 3 lety +21

    Wanted to make a Tom Cruise Scientology joke, but.......
    He's 100% in the right on this

    • @tuckerbowen4626
      @tuckerbowen4626 Před 3 lety +1

      yeah, but it's still not enough to make me forgive him for ruining The Mummy

    • @CyberSoldier101
      @CyberSoldier101 Před 3 lety +1

      @@tuckerbowen4626 you know you dun goofed when Tomb of the Dragon Emperor is the better movie

    • @Mexalen81
      @Mexalen81 Před 3 lety

      I read some where, that Cov-19 is really bad for your thethan levels.

  • @aaahandynewtry5978
    @aaahandynewtry5978 Před 3 lety +9

    Pete Buttigeig is the transportation secretary? That's appropriate seeing how he IS a RHODES scholar.

  • @foosreviewfood3697
    @foosreviewfood3697 Před 3 lety +56

    I'm gonna enjoy the Biden impression for the next 4 years 😂

  • @cpt.ahab_it7044
    @cpt.ahab_it7044 Před 3 lety +219

    Moscow Mitch deserves any and all animosity he has generated.

    • @catherineroberts8270
      @catherineroberts8270 Před 3 lety +19

      And more.

    • @Logiconfire
      @Logiconfire Před 3 lety +1

      Mitch will own Joe just like he owns Nancy.

    • @cpt.ahab_it7044
      @cpt.ahab_it7044 Před 3 lety +4

      @@Logiconfire Mitch is gonna find life to be a bitch, after the runoff.

    • @Logiconfire
      @Logiconfire Před 3 lety

      @@cpt.ahab_it7044 Mitch usually wins.

    • @cpt.ahab_it7044
      @cpt.ahab_it7044 Před 3 lety +2

      @@Logiconfire Funny thing about that, someone examined last election, and he got a lot of dem votes somehow....

  • @sorcererodd3437
    @sorcererodd3437 Před 3 lety +12

    I just know for a fact when Stephen says things like "now go back to bed and let daddy finish his morning wine" he is talking specifically about himself lol

  • @bestever23
    @bestever23 Před 3 lety +3

    You know I love Stephen because even him by himself, he’s happy. Stephen please keep happy!

  • @helenasheels2265
    @helenasheels2265 Před 3 lety +97

    I’m still cracking up at “his waddle works as a floatation device” 😂 We laugh when it’s true folks

  • @shogan8460
    @shogan8460 Před 3 lety +13

    So cute to hear Evie chuckle at some of the jokes 😍

  • @ThatGuyyy1
    @ThatGuyyy1 Před 3 lety +8

    Holy shit, never knew Stephen has such a great singing voice lol

    • @tahoemike5828
      @tahoemike5828 Před 3 lety +1

      Look up the clips of him singing with Anna Kendrick.

    • @marysmith5003
      @marysmith5003 Před 3 lety

      And great musical taste -- that's why he rides with Jon Batiste.

  • @Jackie371
    @Jackie371 Před 3 lety +12

    I feel like Tom Cruise & I'm glad to hear that he seriously cares about trying to protect people from dying from this virus.

    • @davidhamilton506
      @davidhamilton506 Před 3 lety +1

      That maybe so, but close down production means zero dollars too...

  • @KarisMajik
    @KarisMajik Před 3 lety +4

    I'm in central Canada. My front lawn is under 3ft of snow, and it's going to start melting in less than 12 hours

  • @skates180
    @skates180 Před 3 lety +29

    Oh wow I actually forgot GoT was a thing that happened for a bit there

    • @danielj2591
      @danielj2591 Před 3 lety

      czcams.com/video/jZRh04ia4ew/video.html 2

    • @afharris7
      @afharris7 Před 3 lety +1

      Hard to remember GoT when you're living it everyday 🤣

  • @rori_raves3817
    @rori_raves3817 Před 3 lety +6

    McConnell's floating device made me spit out my drink. 😂

  • @jacew2798
    @jacew2798 Před 3 lety +1

    When tons of people facing eviction too...get that stimulus out to people people people directly!

  • @p-ar1755
    @p-ar1755 Před 3 lety +39

    Adding the Misty Mountains scene from Lord of the Ring would have been perfect! Especially considering Stephen is such a big fan of LOTR.

  • @astewart9410
    @astewart9410 Před 3 lety +49

    I hope Stephen puts on those aviators during his interview with Biden.

    • @TERRYMism
      @TERRYMism Před 3 lety +1

      If he doesn't I'll throw something at the TV.

  • @sharonmores8697
    @sharonmores8697 Před 3 lety +9

    Well I am impressed with Tom Cruise. He showed us all that he takes this killing disease as serious as maybe the top dog should have more than a year ago!

  • @mamawray
    @mamawray Před 3 lety +2

    36 people out of 900 invitees?
    The horror.

  • @zomasm8907
    @zomasm8907 Před 3 lety +61

    "That guy is RIPPED."
    To shreds maybe

  • @jujujupiter
    @jujujupiter Před 3 lety +31

    I’m tuning in to hear Evie’s giggling.

  • @gregkrimer1000
    @gregkrimer1000 Před 3 lety +1

    Too good. "People" are sad.

  • @charleeb1467
    @charleeb1467 Před 3 lety +2

    I seriously like to hear your wife giggle in the background!!

  • @WeDeserveBetterNow
    @WeDeserveBetterNow Před 3 lety +40

    I would pay to watch a Stephen Colbert musical.

  • @timmycakes001
    @timmycakes001 Před 3 lety +477

    ‘Speaking of wintry weather, the president’s attempts to overthrow the 2020 election have a snowball’s chance in hell’ lol flawless transition 😂😂

    • @viktorm1883
      @viktorm1883 Před 3 lety +17

      The quote should be "have a snowflakes chance in hell"

    • @suziecheeseman3760
      @suziecheeseman3760 Před 3 lety +4

      Nicely done. ❄️🎄🤣

    • @LivingHe11
      @LivingHe11 Před 3 lety +3

      Generous odds

    • @ohno7496
      @ohno7496 Před 3 lety +5

      Trump's gonna "win" this election when hell
      Freezes over.

    • @monmixer
      @monmixer Před 3 lety +1

      @@ohno7496 He sure is.. lol He will a statue of ice but he will be the boss of hell. lol

  • @Paulineenewman
    @Paulineenewman Před 3 lety +2

    I love to hear the guy in the background giggle, it makes me giggle.

  • @crimsonraen
    @crimsonraen Před 3 lety +6

    Hey, Tom's just saying what we all think when we see somebody wearing their mask on their chin. LMAO