Sen. Kamala Harris Breaks New Ground As Joe Biden's Running Mate
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- čas přidán 28. 06. 2024
- Friend of the show Senator Kamala Harris was Joe Biden's ruthless opponent during the Democratic presidential primary debates, but now the two will unite as running mates at the top of the national ticket. #Colbert #KamalaHarris #Monologue
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Evie needs to be a permanent fixture on the show. Her giggles are much more charming than a studio audience cheering.
I love how Evie is laughing in the background with the attempts to contact the field reporters!!!!!!!
That's really heart warming. Their chemistry is just beautiful.
Evie is my fave part of this show lately ...and Stephen’s quarantine coif.
@@susimar right! He's really embracing it. And to be honest, it looks awesome.
I was dying laughing at the “I’m being told this is not a touch screen” when it says touch screen right there
The giggling in the background really sells it.
Staying locked in that room for months has finally cracked Stephen. He is walking around the room imagining he is a news reporter, talking to imaginary staff on a make-believe earpiece, and touching a TV screen thinking it is the Mountain Dew eXtreme Baja blast live election coverage touch screen.
'Ts hilarious!
Might want to wash that, it's a disease vector now.
Of course you were Kurt, you actually think Colbert is funny you normie.:)
"Old.." that one got me. I laughed way too hard. Nobody is safe SLAM! Thanks for being you Stephen
Oh, my God. This was hilarious! Well done, Stephen
Him saying 1917 all the time ,makes me think someone else took his Person, women, men, camera TV test.
When he makes a mistake, instead of just moving on and correcting himself, he just tries to shape reality so it adapts to his lie/mistake instead of the other way around... that's the type of idiot he is...
😂
Vote Blue and traitor trump goes away!!
More like the tester (Ronny Jackson) is a sellout stooge. Remember, he listed Trump 1lb under obese and lauded his genetics like a eugenics quack from the 1800s. I'm sure Ronny was tending to his list of opiods he was gonna sell that day while nodding his head to Trump's nonsensical answers.
Hahahahaha!!! IKR?
“We have lost Nora, she will be missed.” 😂 Is this Colbert or Cecil Palmer??
Yet another intern casualty
I like to think that the absolute hilarious touch screen bit was actually a prank by the crew on Stephen to welcome him back and show how much they missed each other 🤗
I was crying at ‘the McRib is back’. I was not expecting that, hilarious!
That actually got me excited
Me too!!! 😂😂😂
Stole that from Kyle Kulinski
Looks like the Smashmouth singer wasn’t kidding when he said he ain’t the sharpest tool in the shed.
excellent! lol
Darn, I guess having one hit song doesn't correlate with intelligence.
Good one!
@@kevdaag2523 To be fair, when you only have one hit, you need to work wherever you can find it. All the best to them I say.
When did he say that?? :O
"The Mcrib is back"
Laughed so hard at something that was probably not even altered 🤣
Yeah but they probably stole the joke, Kyle Kulinski tweeted that beforehand
Fun fact: When christening a ship, they used to score the Champaign bottle first with a glass cutter to make sure it broke, since the bottle failing to break was considered bad luck.
Boy, superstition makes a person do stupid things.
It will be bad luck for them now that they played in front of maskless bikers.
We still do score champagne bottles to Christian boats.
scoring glass on the outside does not make it break inwards easier. It works like gypsum drywall...you cut the paper on the good side then bend it backwards and it snaps. (I cut glass.) Champagne bottles is the hardest to break because of that deep indent on the bottom of the bottle as the wine is bubbly so bottle is under pressure.
Oh!
This latest look - black shirt, rolled sleeves - on Colbert is giving me thoughts I didn’t know possible. He and Seth Myers should stay in casualwear for ever.
I actually just came from watching an old Seth video, and all I could think was how strange it was to see a late night host in a full suit and coiffed hair. I've really grown to like this casual presentation.
@@sluttymctits4496 your name is comedy goals
Have I said this to you before? No - really - pretty sure I've told you once at least already.
Great name for a poster of any gender identification really - even when it comes to sexual orientation, Aces can use it ironically... but, sadly, there can be only one.
I can but dream.
Lookin abit like the Hoff
I approved this message
Don't even get me started on the uber sexiness of Trevor Noah in these pandemic times!
Mikey will have to bring "Mother" along to stand on stage with him if he debates Harris in person. She can wipe the floor with both of them.
How much do you get paid i need a job🙃
"Sir, The McRib is back" holy shit, laughed my arse off!
Dude they stole that joke... Still funny though
Credit to Kyle Kulinski
"OH. They ARE worthless. Okay, my mistake."
😂😭
Stephen is really rockin' that haircut.
You mean lack of a hair cut...but yeah I'm enjoying.
Noiseless Sounds incels neeeeeed attention same way trump does. they’ll do/say anything to get it. trump is the original incel. misogyny and racism are the republican party, are what the incels/charlottesville tiki torch boys worship. but they’re losing; they’ll hafta go back into their underground 4 chan mole hills. good riddance.
What haircut....lmao I'm loving the hair though.
Noiseless Sounds theyre both simps
Right! I dig it
Omg Stephen!!!! That hair! That shirt! The sunglasses !! Yeaaaaa
I love his kids and his wife laughing in the background.
I don't think that those laughing are family members. He is not broadcasting from home anymore. This is his office at the theatre. So, the laugh might come from his crew.
@@Daniboy27 You might be right. I was wondering about the different set. Whoever (whomever?) is laughing, I still enjoy it. Stay safe.
@@saintmichael1779 can we get a fact check: is it whoever or whomever?
@@firstlast-ey5yw I'll check on that and get back to you. Stay safe.
@@firstlast-ey5yw I am sort of a grammar nazi. I get so angry (CZcams posts) when they don't know the difference between your and you're or their and there and they're. I used to correct them, but I don't anymore. What good would it do? "Whoever" is grammatically correct. Whoever=he. Whomever=him. Now you and I can sleep at night!
Nora's discovered one of those Dunkin' Donuts, I guess.
I can’t...😂😂stretching the non-stretch screen with wifey’s laughter in the not-so-back background!!!!😂😂
I can't wait to vote, I was already excited about Biden but now she Harris I'm thrilled. Talk about an A team!
Well, he thinks that there was an air force during the American Revolution so should we be surprised?
I mean, there could've been. According to Trump, we'll never know because the American forces took over British air bases before they could launch their air raids.
I feel like I really shouldn't need to add an /s to this, but just in case.
No, no, there was no _Air Force_ -- it was the _Continental Army_ that took over the airports (and rammed the ramparts). It did everything it had to do and had nothing but victory.
whelp.... he also thinks that the 1918 flu pandemic stopped WW1 because and i quote "all the soldiers were sick".
My extreme gratitude to the person giggling in the background. That made this video the best thing I’ve seen in a long time. Also, you’re not allowed to leave us for two weeks at a time during this difficult period in our history Stephen! I know you and your crew deserve some time off, but how are the rest of us supposed to survive without you?
It's usually his wife, which makes it all the more charming!
That's the one and only Evvie McGee Colbert
"Skeleton dressing up as a man for Halloween" got me good.
No laugh track, no audience and I literally laughed until I cried. Colbert is hilarious!
@bhauger1 You clicked it sheep
Trump 2020-Bye Bye Biden. Young Biden
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U r an absolute simpleton
I loved that part of the film *1917* where all the soldiers got sick, thus ending WW2. It was a touching moment.
"I wanna see BOTH of her birth certificates!"
And days later: he de facto did...
The man is so predictable.
It translates as “in fact”. The separation of “de jure” vs “de facto” in common parlance doesn’t mean the usage in this case was inaccurate.
I guess that Evie is the one giggling in the background. I demand that she become a regular.
As someone who grew up in Connecticut, I think this is the most my home state has ever been discussed on late night 🤣🤣🤣
"I want to see both of her birth certificates!" just cracked me up...
Kamala Harris: Realizes "she gets to debate Mike Pence."
Me: Died laughing! (Don't worry, I'll find some way to cast my vote from beyond...)
I'm still cackling!
She'll rip Pence's balls off in any debate format.
@@llongone2 she can't. He has none. ✌🤣🤣
Harris is a horrible debater and you liberals voted her out before Iowa and now she is such an epic pick by Biden, wow your ship is sinking faster by the minute
@@bigroe9359 Keep telling yourself that. LOL
I like that the news of a Russian vaccine came to my newsfeed here in Denmark, followed immediately by "Danish scientists skeptic of Russian vaccine". I love my country sometimes.
Wish I was sitting where you're sitting my friend. In the U.S., this is all starting to feel a little surreal.
He’s back Baby! That was fun. And again the audience did not disappoint! That giggling is way too precious!
Our deficit this year alone is projected to be higher than what it would cost for a national health care plan where everything is covered. We suck.
The Republicans have sold out so much that they are willing to jump over a dollar to save a dime.
Sadly it's our dollars they are jumping over to save their dimes.
@jason cole The only people that ever use the phrase "free healthcare" are those programed to argue against socialized healthcare. Nobody that actually understands the concept would ever call it free.
his timing with no audience laughing has gotten a lot better.
The Sturgis thing reminds me of an old joke: What's the difference between a Harley and a Hoover? A Hoover can only hold 1 dirtbag.
I love my'01 Fat Boy in spite of the totally fair 'guilt by association'. Never met another biker I could call friend.
I used to ride with a Harley owners club. Most of those guys were police detectives or held executive management jobs. Poor guys can't afford Harleys -- but, obviously, 250,000 stupid guys can.
🤣🤣🤣new to me
Proud as an Indian... I mean a person from the country India...
Rakesh Sukumar haha! I’m proud too!
an indian american can win elections and be considered for one of the top jobs in political circle ,, but its impossible to have an ethinically different indian to be considered for the same politcal positions in india untill and unless you belong to a powerful family ,,, india is the largest democracy becuase of its numbers but its definitely not close to other democracs when it comes to political diversity
The irony is killing me that the guy who got a standing ovation for being able to drink a glass of water with one hand is complaining the bar is too low for Biden, smh.
You beat me to the punch!👍🤣🤣
@@muzerhythm2242 ,
#VoteBLUE💙🌏💙💙
#DUMPTRUMP💩💩
#TrumpOwnsCovid19☠
#TrumpOwnsChaos45🔥
The defining moment of dump's time in office was the toilet paper stuck to his shoe boarding AF 1
@MaybeNextTime compared with Trump???
Watched all these, during the pandemic height. Will never forget how they helped me get through quarantine. Laughed, thought and will forever be thankful.
“Temporary President Trump”. That reminds me of the way Alan Fotheringham, up in Canada, always referred to Joe Clark as the future former prime minister.
Sybille Stahl bang on, and thanks for the memory. I miss Fotheringham.
Ah yes...The Foth...
He was pretty bad...and not our worst, either. We've managed to dodge a few real problems since then, which gives me hope for us here.
Then again, I thought Obama was America's turning point, that they were moving forward finally. Then the real cesspool surfaced in the form of that orange clown show and knocked the country back 60+ years. They need to address how good of an idea is it to give one or 2 people unilateral power to hold a country hostage. And if you don't know your ABCs, keep your resume to yourself. And you can't merely lie and say you're going to show your shit, you have to put your money where your mouth is and cough up your info, education, income, et al.
Does the orange fool know his base doesn't use the stock market? They don't get that channel in the trailer park.
Yeah, that was good🤣👏👏👏
Doctor Foth. I used to read him in the back of McLean's regularly.
I just told my wife Trump's WW2 quote.
Her: "I bet everyone was faceplanting in the background"
Me: "You mean facepalming?"
Her: "No, it was that bad."
I love your wife.
She deserves breakfast in bed for that one
Everybody do the flop!
I’m afraid I’m sort of addicted to StephenColbert. Only news I cant resist
I don't watch him for the news.
It's the writing that keeps me coming back.
Steve N so literal u are. Ha haha
“General Goya beans...Admiral my pillow guy”.....
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
"Senator Harris was a surprising choice"
People have been expecting him to pick Harris since April.
I called it back in May. Worst choice, so only choice.
@Blue Brigadier ofc, hes the main dude. What kinda retarded question is that?
I knew as soon as she drop from the primary
I always expect the corporate neoliberal Democratic establishment to make the worst decisions on everything. It's their trademark.
@@AZOffRoadster Funnily, I expect that of "progressives", attacking the party they claim to be a part of, basically being whiny sore losers even though they lost fair and square in a democracy.
"If he's able to walk off the platform, they'll say it was the greatest debate performances in history."
Well.. if the ramp off the stage is more than a 20 degree decline, then... he'll have you beat, won't he.
Steven, you and your family did a fabulous job from your home. This....is hard to stomach...but funny!
Plus that wallpaper is ugly as hell. And dizzying in such a small space.
So proud that Connecticut is getting such devoted journalistic coverage.
we've been doing our best without power 😂
@@nehasudhir2400 Nutmeggers carry on, I live in New York now but we believe! We wish the speediest recovery to your Alexa, Siri, and or whatever device you use!
"Connecticut of course, coming from the Mohegan-Pequoit word meaning "Land of Many Kahkis" - don't know why that made me Laugh so hard but it did
Stephen literally makes getting through all of this easier ❤️
This was thoroughly entertaining and entirely mad.
Absolutely mad
I love it
Stephen I look forward with giddy anticipation to your coverage of
our historic 2020 election. Yessa!!!
"Sir, we're just gonna have to step outside."
This is how they're going to coax him out of the White House if he ends up losing.
Some say Stephen is still trying to break that bottle to this day.
the bottle put up an epic fight. or the staff pulled one on Stephen by giving him a fake prop
lmao that went on for WAY too long and i love it xD
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Colbert what kind of an influencer you are 🤬 couldn't help Democrats find anyone better than Kamala???????
on a plastic hood. He should just hit the bumper which would make the airbags go off and insurance would TOTAL the vehicle, so there is a FLAW in that approach.
“In 1917 the great pandemic... probably ended the Second World War”
Excuse me WHAT 🤣🤣🤣
Yeah you know, after Justinian died the Aztecs just couldn't maintain their military presence.
Talk about poorly educated..what was swampy Don doing during history class way back when.
I didn't dodge the Vietnam draft, I just evaded it until they abolished it
🙄 my understanding is they won't prosecute you for draft evasion if you had a severe illness that prevented your registration requirement,,
🙄Think I'll just tell them I had the Spanish flu, that is if they ever come after me,
PS; registered the day after they abolish the draft
His family laughing in the background is the best thing.
Biden's new campaign slogan....."Heels Up!!"
Trump* saying Biden is weak is too funny. I've seen that tweet w/Trump* on the ramp vs Biden on the bike.
*impeached
Joe’s only answer as soon as he gets a first slightly real softball question: "Come on man!"
The Chief Liar ad Biden is weak with the (voice over of Sam Elliott I'm pretty sure)is just tacky. I wish the Biden people would just HIRE SAM ELLIOTT to make an ad saying That's not me - I support Biden Harris
That would be so great!!
@@annbph Elliott wouldn't endorse Biden, either. He's a dedicated centrist who makes a point of never taking sides. He's, to use D&D parlance, the definition of "true neutral". He's Switzerland. He's Mr. "We all need to come together", even in the face of overwhelming evidence of corruption by one of the two major parties.
I've been on a right-wing youtube channel, a few days ago, just to have some fun with them... I know, it‘s morally wrong to make fun of the mentally impaired, but hey... there was nothing good on tv.
...one said that that wasn't Biden on the bike, that was an actor.... 😂😂😂
Biden wrote crime bills to throw blacks in prison and then she actually threw thousands of blacks in prison.. She called him a rapist to his face, LOL.... What a great combo
I voted in the Connecticut Primary today. It took me 3 minutes. And that was after I had to wake up the poll worker.
I died when he called that guy a skeleton dressing up as a man for Halloween. Steve is the only late night host that is hilarious and has my sides in stitches.
I love when he got those shades on impersonating Joe Biden!! This man is very funny😆😆
Whoa, Colbert in aviators just increased his hotness factor by 100x...i did not know he could be that hot...
Check out one of the shows he did from home, he was wearing a black shirt Nd his hair I think it looked wet?? He looked so Caliente 🔥!!☺️
More relaxed and loose. His wife's a doll tho, I wouldn't dare.
(as if I had a chance. haha)
Agree he and Seth look like the shoud be in Greys anatomy love the casual look and the hair the look fit
Stephen...you are a treasure 💖
The launch was a sign. It’s bad luck when the bottle doesn’t break.
It's like it was... Flaw-ed, or something!
I just want a house made out of that bottle. It could probably stop a bullet.
That van is doomed worse than the Edmund Fitzgerald
Nee-ther, ni-ther, ee-ther, i-ther,
Let's call this Trump thing off
Love this!
Shall We Dance?
You say dictator, I call him traitor,
agitator, violator... ♪Let's call the Trump thing off.
I'll cheerfully drink to that, after casting my vote in November. Let's dance to the polls and end his injustices and idiocy...
@Magnus Johanson Dude stop abusing people with derogatory words
Please don’t return to the big venue with the big audience, Stephen. This casual format is so much better, Mrs Colbert’s background giggling is far more effective than any primed studio audience roaring with laughter on cue...
The word “Connecticut” is an anglicized spelling of the Algonquian word “quinnitukqut,” roughly meaning “at the long tidal river.”
Maria Celeste Connor impressive!
Maria! How did you know that?! I lived in CT for 31 years . Never heard of that lol But I believe you lol
Cool. Thx.
www.nativetech.org/Nipmuc/news/historicalsketch.html
Last name Connor hey? Ratonhnhaké:ton would be proud. In case that goes r/whoosh over someone's head, yes I know that is a fictional character, yes I know that was his first name not his last, yes I know Maria might not be Iroquois, jus... it's a compliment... okay.
When we were boys, my little brother and I would play Monopoly with our friends. He always loved to get the light blue properties, so when he already had Oriental and Vermont Avenues he would bargain away just about everything else he had just so he could get "Connected Up". Apparently his command of Algonquian was only a little worse than his command of English.
“The McRib is back.”... I just died😂🤣😂🤣
Hey, on a more positive note for anyone interested in getting a bike, it looks like a bunch will be for sale soon. Gotta pay those medical bills (or for the funeral) somehow.
Fake pandemic. Don’t be scared of the flu
@@Travel_Cebu222 You seem to be scientifically illiterate. Don't really care if you die, but I do care about the innocent people you'll take with you.
Oh, oh...it's going to be so much FUN to watch a Pence vs. Harris debate. And by FUN I mean...a BLOODBATH!
My god... I’m so excited to see this debate between Kamala and Pence!!!
I could watch an hour show of Stephen beating a van with a bottle that refuses to break.
He's hilarious; I needed this comic relief. Play record player during commercial break :-)
Rise up!! We can do this! So happy she’s on the ticket
Donna Peroche just a couple of months ago she was running for president against Joe Biden and working her political game-not lying. Who are you to give a Puritan test? Challenging someone on their policy choice is one thing-being racist is another. As an adult I would expect you could tell the difference.
Strange to start the show without you, your wife or your sons giggling first and then casually starting the show...
The 2018 Van Skit was absolutely awesome. I was crying I was laughing so hard.
Ok, I love the staff laughing in the background! Mr. Colbert you're awesome!
While needs an audience when you have Colberts wife giggling throughout.
She is gorgeous.
I know. I’m going to miss her giggles.
Get over it. Get on board. There's only one objective and that is TO GET TRUMP OUT.
That is not enough. The Republicans need to be obliterated.
Acknowledging the Pequot People. That's BANGING!! 🔥
the first 3 and a half minutes of this is absurd comedy gold.
"If only there had been some clue that FLAW would ever make a mistake". Ha! Great, overlooked line.
"Since Connecticut only has seventy-four delegates...but only time, and math, will tell."
And?
I had to start laughing. Here is Trump saying that Harris was mean and nasty and in the same sentence he calls Senator Elizabeth Warren "Pocahontas" . What a sad little man.
Especially since Kamala was doing her job.
Well, being a Republican politician almost requires misogyny. As Ms Harris herself once asked Kavenaugh, “how many Federal laws apply only to men’s bodies?”
His 2-prong election strategy is "Come up with good nicknames" and "Sow hate."
*Enjoy 4 more years of him.* 🤭
@cak01vej where are you looking? CNN? The media is clueless about real life in the US.
Whoever the person is that laughs like Muttney: Chain them to the set and never let them go! :D
Make way.....Make Way.....Make Way
The New Year is Filled With Good News and Hope.
Congratulations Kamala & Joe Thank You Stephen Colbert in advance for Welcoming the New Administration.
We wish u you a mueller christmas .Yh that aged well
@@naughtymachinegun And a Happy Eight Years. The Commander in Chief will resign in advance of November and President Pence will forgive all his sins.
Ahhh Stephen, don’t tear “Her” down....we need to back Kamala all the way! I wanted Warren, but we all must band together and love them both into the office! Let’s keep our eye on the goal, in every way, post, show, monologue, every breath we take...
@mxlbabe Because the alternate is Trump.
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🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼thank you for THIS!!!! 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣
Stephen and family, thank you for bringing so much life and enthusiasm into your show, despite all the challenges of doing it at home. I've stopped watching other late night hosts because they just got so damn depressing, but you seem to get more creative and enjoyable with every episode. Love from Canada
*I cannot wait for these debates, TBH we don't need debates, I'll vote for a Donkey over Trump, but it would be funny to watch debates*
Joe should just stay in his basement. A debate isn't going to hurt Trump as much as Trump is doing on his own.
Mohsin Khan he’s yesyesyes and I am not american
@The Don P Trump's tax break was crap: since 90% of it went to the wealthy AND we couldn't afford it. That's legislation. How about the audio evidence of him bragging about sexual assault? How about the video evidence of him praising the White nationalist, anti semitic rally in Charlottesville as fine people? How about the video evidence of his failed negotiations with China and North Korea, or the video evidence of his withdrawing support from the Kurds? How about the fact that he runs the government of the world's richest most technologically advanced nation but has somehow managed to mount the worst response in terms of cases and deaths per capita in the world. The evidence that this guy is crap is all over the place; not sure why you can see it hear it or absorb any of it.
Really! I found the Clinton/trump debates infuriating, the way he stalked around then loomed over Clinton. A clear intimidation. Then the way he blatantly looked at Melanias ballot at the 2016 fiasco
@@kevdaag2523 good for you having the patience to even respond to such a clear example of wilful ignorance, and at such length. But sadly it's almost certainly a waste of time... Trumpsters kiss the ground on which their dear leader treads. Anything and everything that doesn't fit the script is fake news or taken out of context.
I’m from CT and have even lived in Manchester. This segment has put a big smile on my face. Thanks.
Loving these comments. Essentially:
"The lady who got owned in the primary debate and dropped out before the vote even happened is going to destroy Pence in a debate."
This shit is becoming remarkable to watch. It's like you all want Trump to win again.
Urien Rheged You actually think Hilary ‘what does it matter now’ Clinton won the debate?
She is going to debate Mike Pence. Mike Pence is hardly a monster debater. He has barely said a word for 4 years.
He’s the perfect excuse for all behaviors and actions...
4thzone you don’t understand satire...
Honestly one of the best monologues yet 😂
When they took dump offstage who was the photographer that held the button down and took about 60 pictures in about 8 seconds? Why would you need that many pics of an orange turd walking away.
It's his best angle
@@FusterCluck_9000 good one :D
Honestly. And then we couldn’t even tell what they were trying to say to him.
They say a picture steals a piece of you soul.. unfortunately trumpster fire doesn’t have any soul pieces left to steal 🤷♂️
I had a feeling she'd be his pick, I wanted Abrams, but I'm still voting for Biden and Harris. I think it was smart to show that even after Harris destroyed him in that debate, they can still come together for a common goal. Trump would never be a big enough person to do that.
@@lifesignjohnson Why would a presidential candidate think a person who has no current office and whose political experience is entirely at the state legislature level, not even a state governor, plus one with a closetfull of skeletons, would be a good running mate? Dodged a bullet there.
@Calvin & Hobbes , I was rooting for Susan Rice, too,, but KH will make a fine VP.
@@emjayay they are all corporate democrats, disgusting neoliberalism. No true lefties
Same here. I would have loved Tammy Duckworth only to see conservatives try to come up with reasons to hate her without seeming like jerks...
@@MaxRamos8 Oh STFU! This is the time to put aside in-party bickering and DEFEAT TRUMP. Nothing else matters right now. And I say that as somebody with a long history of militant political activism. But hey... if you want to elect a fascist to the White House, who is a threat to not just the US, but the entire world, by all means, continue your puerile tantrums.
We should have tried to get Ted Nugent to appear at Sturgis, signing autographs in the crowd.
He could do some crowd surfing... face down.
Next time I tune in to Colbert it will be to celebrate four more years.
He is getting history lessons from his mentor Sarah Palin......there's a movie called Idiocracy and these few years feels like we're living in the era of that movie. If stupidity was stocks or bonds it will be through the roof.....
Mondo for all!
Oh man I feel you on the Idiocracy parallel. Been feeling that since he was elected. There just isn't enough alcohol.
"Water? Like from the toilet? HaHaHa?!?"
"Go way, baitin." Hahahahahaha
@me Me Do you even understand what the word dynasty means? Everytime an ignorant fool makes stupid remark like yours, the rest of us just laugh at you!!!
Thanks for the chuckle, fool! LOL!
T: "Belichek, what do I do?"
B: "Cheat, of course."
call the astros
Like that needs to be told to Dotard. Mr. Cheater-in-Chief for life.
nah
Belicheck: and if we lose just take out on Cincinnati....
All that cheating and they couldn't beat my Giants, twice.
#EliteEli
I can't help but laugh everytime he puts those sunglasses on and mocks Biden. 😄
Stephen looks drunk as hell and I LOVE it 🥴🤣