LIVE Monologue: Joe Got Confetti, Jill Biden Got A Nickname, And AOC Got One Minute On DNC Night 2
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- Stephen Colbert goes LIVE after night two of the Democratic National Convention, covering AOC's one-minute speech, the appearances by Bill Clinton and Jill Biden, and the enduring genetic legacy of the Kennedy clan. #Colbert #LateShowLIVE #DNC
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The staff trying to stifle their laughter is even better than a studio audience.
1000%
6:29 ?
Yeah, me too
Staff? I thought it's his children and wife who are behind the camera.
@@MTMF.london That's who I thought it was.
GoKart Mozart You think a comedy bit is going to sway people from voting for Biden?...Deep breaths, man. Just breathe.
That "America: Endgame" intro is freaking perfect. Give the person/people who worked on it a bonus.
The graphics on this show are always the best.
I second that recommendation!
Yesss!!!
they put out a stand-alone version: czcams.com/video/26XPaQ3YpK4/video.html
Absolutely fecking brilliant! 🤣
I am legitimately laughing out loud multiple times at this monologue. He was on fire tonight
🤣🤣🤣 I LIKE TURTLES
I'm gonna love Stephen doing Joe for the next 4 years.
This is so comedy gold.
It should be: "When they go low, we go Joe!"
You're welcome.
Your cheque is in the mail.
EVERYONE IS LAUGHING AT THE DEMOCRATS.
OH BOY!
@@johnlennon1970 who is everyone? The obese oompa loompa cult? Who cares you got more issues than Joe Biden. It's called being brain dead.
John Lennon Jr now you are just spamming the same copy-pasted dumb comment on almost everything.
That is spamming.
I just wanted to let you know, because if I keep seeing I will report it as spam.
I don’t want you thinking that “big bad ole CZcams is censoring conservatives”
No, I’m just sick of seeing triggered trump supporters acting like children and copy/paste dumb comments.
At least come up with an original thought, for once in your life.
oh wow, so many triggered putin-bots XD
Trump saying "person, woman,......" as Thanos, is the best part of the intro.
tharun krishna i dunno, Warren as the enraged thematurgic witch that makes Trumper tinfoil nutters cry seems hilarious ‘as F’
Yeah I didn't get that
What was being parodied ?
you did not complete the person, woman
@@xl000 just look for "trump cognitive test"
I did find that PARTICULARLY hilarious! 😂
Stephen’s Bill Clinton impression is better than I thought it would be!
wattlesong Have you ever heard old white men from Louisiana, like James Carville? Yeah, he sounds pretty different...
"No, Dad, I will not tell you what WAP is." -everyone with a dad over 50
He's asking is stage manager, not his son.
The chap who put together that intro deserves all of the Academy Awards next season....
Technically, they'd get an Emmy award, but I hear ya!!
@@istateyourname4710 Thanks for that. lol
that intro is way better than it has any right to be
Props to whoever edited that
The orange anus face should have been orange not purple.
AOC as Mantis is painfully spot on
Morphing Trump as Thanos was a fucking insult to the smartest, strongest, most badass villain of all time.
frankly, if they hired the right people, they could do a much better job, using deepfakes.. It would require to have a trained model ready for each character, and some processing power to run the program on the sequences. Because face it, right now they're doing it manually, and it's barely considered an animation. It's not much better than the memes you find on every trump tweets. President Obama is lucky, because he spoke so they had to put like 5 different faces, so it's almost animated.
Oh my God! His Bill Clinton impression is ON POINT!
4:30 even in a room of just 2 people you could feel the tension when Colbert made that Ghislane Maxwell joke
I too say "okay" to Joe Biden. But given the alternative, "okay" looks spectacular.
Like Michelle said he's not perfect but he's definitely better.
Priscilla Jimenez we probably won’t ever have a perfect candidate, but protecting lives and rights is a lot better
Joe "I don't want my kids to grow up in a racial jungle" Biden isn't going to be President... Kameltoe Harris is.
@@TasteMyStinkholeAndLikeIt Russian bot or simply clueless?
@@therealzilch It doesn't matter if you are either or both. You don't live in the U.S. and can't vote anyway. 🤣
That Endgame trailer kicks but, and "person, man, woman, camera, tv" is the best thing that Rump Thanos could say
and the obvious amount of effort he is putting into remembering his line is perfect.
Those 5 words any reality TV star can remember. Let's give him 5 different words.
I wouldn't preferred "it is what it is"
John Sater ... maybe BUT the “person, man, woman, camera, tv” is his original idea which truly emphasizes the level of his stupidity. 😉😝😎
Love that America Endgame trailer😍😍😍😍🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I feel like we're watching Stephen's descent into madness. In a good way, though.
“That millions of people share the same forms of mental pathology does not make these people sane.” (Erich Fromm). Colbert is the sane one, I think...
Yeh. He might be going mad. However, it's in a way that isn't criminal, no one gets hurt and he gets paid well.
@Ruemann Huh?
"What's the WAP stand for, Chris? What does the WAP stand for?" had me.
What does it stand for?
@@nataliedelagrandiere4022 "we're all people" was one description but just look it up yourself
Props for the Avenger intro...Seriously, give whoever did it a pay rise
I always love hearing your wife giggle! She is such a gem and adds more to the show that I think she herself even knows! Seeing the two of you interact is so wholesome and something I look forward to in a future partner!
The Trump as Thanos saying his winning phrase makes me laugh Every. Single. Time.
You get extra points if you can remember the words in order two minutes later. Man. Person...
@@marcpeterson1092
Person. Woman. Man. Camera. TV.
I have like... A good memory. I'm "cognitively there".
#AmericaVoteBluePlease
The six trump stones would be condiments at fast food restaurants
@@LeClarinetBoy lol, I love it. So ketchup, mustard, relish, and I got nothing for the rest.
Although I'd love for the Infinity Gauntlet to have the Diet Coke logo on it.
@@cryptnick_ You sound like a stable genius.
I know Steven is joking, but to clarify she said “57 states *and* territories” as in 50 states and 7 territories, such as Guam, American Samoa, Puerto Rico, etc.
It's morning here in Germany and this fiery monologue starts me right up. Keep it up, Stephen(s gang)!
Agreed! It's so good for us here in Europe. We can start our days with a good dose of comedy without having to go through actually living there and feeling the tragedy. I'm sure it's only funny for us - they have corona with no healthcare, revolts where police is not for safety, economic crisis without state safety net --- the US is really a thrid wold country... but good entertainment! :) Love it!
Guten morgen, freund! I lived in Friedberg many, many years ago. I hope to visit someday, when Americans are no longer a health hazard (as well as social pariahs.)
@@MrAlexdoro Yup. Covid shone a light through the US's facade for all the world to see. No, it's not funny but it was sorely needed.
@@carolyntalbot947 There will be better times ahead of us. I still have hope.
@@MrAlexdoro that pretty much summed it up ^^
The sound of Evie laughing is my favourite part of the show now.
"he treats this country like if it's family business.."
Ouch. Bankruptcy is the next logical step.
My thoughts exactly 💯
It would be wonderful to have a first lady that exudes class again.
The fact that after having gone through the past 4 years, some Americans still need convincing to vote Trump out of office is absolutely stupefying!
Where I live people think Biden does the things Trump does (projection) and that Trump has done so many good things for our country. These people don't listen to facts, they are born and bred to feel superior and support Republicans no matter what.
Very true
24 years of Fox News has turned a third of the country into crypto-fascist zombies; can you imagine where we'd be if they never existed...
Trump is still better than Biden. The lesser of two evils.
funkyfiss you’re a bot aren’t you?
The best part of these live shows is hearing everyone laughing in the background. 😂
Hahaha “shouting white guy in a field is actually Ohio’s state flower.”
Too accurate.
Keep polishing that Biden impersonation, Stephen. We'll be seeing it for the next four years. Biden/Harris for the win!!!
"There is no WAY trump will win, and I don't like Hillary, so I guess I'll just not vote this time" ... is what happened last time. VOTE!
True
Exactly!
Vote for Hillary.
Rubbish. Dem's had every illegal and dead person voting for killary and she still lost. Lol.
@@tarashannon8614 Evidence?
The giggling in the background should be a longterm addition to the show. Even when you are all back in the studio - it’s delightful!
But how would we hear it once Jon Batiste returns with his crow-cawwing???
"Running is a negative thought for me" - I concur.
Exactly! I ONLY run if I am being chased.
I'd rather just listen to the tune they played, Good Day Sunshine, by The Beatles. 😎
It’s cute to see Stephen occasionally break and cater specifically to Evie’s giggles... you can just tell that’s been happy cause even when times are rough they laugh. Super endearing.
This is the best live monologue that Steven has had in a while :)
The last couple of days, Stephen has been on fire!
EVERYONE IS LAUGHING AT THE DEMOCRATS.
OH BOY!
@@johnlennon1970 : A bot could make a better comment.
@@DavidHands You called it, man. BOT!
He can sing 'Ladies night' once a week & that would be fine w/ me. :)
"Shouting white guy in a field is actually Ohio's state flower."
Okay I'll admit that one got me.
Yeah, that one had me howling.
my fave so far too
As an Ohioan I screamed😭😭😭😂😂😂
@@anayalator_221 was it in a meadow though?
Hes screaming because of what the democrwts have done
I love Stephen at home, he reminds me of a dad telling dad jokes but they are actually hilarious.
"He treats the country like his business."
Yeah, he is running it into the ground.
It was in the ground before he got it up and running!
The obvious new catchphrase for the “end of democracy” election is “Help us, Joe B. Wan Kenobi- you’re our only hope.”
Now THAT should get traction!! Clever!💙🇺🇸💙
this comment made my entire month 😂💯 thank you 🙏 namaste
brilliant
It's nice having a simple, one-syllable name, isn't it? So many opportunities for comedy gold.
You win the internet.
Anyone else in Europe getting some major Eurovision Song Contest vibes from those state result announcements?
I was going to write that! XD
YES
Yeah, it's quite unsettling.
Nope that's what I thought too. Just as cringy.
And our twelve points go to... Not your average grandma!
"Bill Clinton - seen here finding out Ghislaine Maxwell was just arrested."
Whoever wrote that - thank you.
Haha, that was the best joke tonight
wasn't colbert on the flight logs too?
@Zuma Zuma out of the released flight logs for epstiens jet.
He threw REAL shade in today's monologue! LOL👌👍
@Annabelle B yeah he actually was. you can look up the flight logs.
Im sorry, but having Stephen Colbert look you dead in the eye and ask "Am I WAP now' is a meme in and of itself. HAHA so uncomfortable.
Mary Irey considering my parents are Trump worshipers I would take Steven as a replacement dad in a heartbeat
Steve looks and sounds so good, I'm so thankful for his spirit.
Ohio's state flower is an orange construction barrel. It's state BIRD, however, is a white guy screaming in a field - bonus points if that field was once an industrial center with jobs.
@Yuki BabaYaga RIGHT?? I'm from Ashtabula and this... this hits home.
😅😂🤣
😂😂 very good
I hate it here -Sincerely me, an Ohioan
Michelle Obama speech
His wife has the prettiest laugh
Please always bring Evy with you to work from now on. I love hearing her laugh in the background!
AOC is a goddamn legend. Bless her heart
Hah she's a total moron
enjoyitbro you wouldn’t know intelligence, beauty and competence when she’s right in front of you. I feel sorry for you
@@enjoyitbro Russian Troll
@@chloekey8043 she literally has none of those qualities.
@@Walter-jv5kr oh of course if anyone disagrees with you they must be a Russian troll.
Stephen is always good but he smashed this monologue. SMASHED IT!
Yes he does smash it !!!
STEPHEN, THANK YOU FOR MAKING ME SMILE AND LAUGH!
We all need MORE happiness!
This was one of the funniest monologue that I heard in a while.
At 5:45, I lost it!!!! 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣 It has been many months since I laughed uncontrollably like this. The Oscar playoff music for AOC was crazy funny!!! 👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍
AOC didn't "snub" Joe. Per her tweet: If you were confused, no worries! Convention rules require roll call & nominations for every candidate that passes the delegate threshold. I was asked to 2nd the nom for Sen. Sanders for roll call. I extend my deepest congratulations to @JoeBiden let’s go win in November.
Thank you for explaining, I was confused.
sounds like PR fix up... why wouldn't they announce that before... pretty sure it was an f u to dems after she wasn't given the key note speech
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I didn't care. I mean, that dress. Can't wait for her to become president 😍😍😍🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
She (AOC) is so silly & not a team player!
I love the freedom that you have on this platform, more free speech, even more yourself Stephen, loving the show more than ever.
That was off the chain, dude! You are one talented guy.
The long hair. The tanned throat. And then the aviator sunglasses. No, I don't think it's the Kennedy Handsome Genes that we're all thinking about this warm summer evening.
Right?
IKR? I went back to the Kennedy shot and paused it, and thought, nope--Stephen's cuter.
Elizabeth Warren as the Scarlet Witch is just fkn awesome.
Hmmm there's something distracting about her...
"The Brady Bunch of Democracy." I laughed until I realized how old understanding that joke meant I was. Sigh.
“Am I WAP now?” 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Please keep the casual look, casual style of delivery, and casual family involvement. Really enjoy the difference!
Love the energy in this one. I like the snarky smiles to the off camera people when he nails a joke
"Shouting white guy in a field is actually Ohio's state flower."
What does it mean?
I don't understand.
Think lady 👩 think, you'll get it. Lol
@@nataliedelagrandiere4022 The shouting, white, republican men screaming in a field (the joke is pure imagery), is Ohio's state flower. I can try to dumb it down more, if you'd like. This could be fun lol.
He’s outstanding in the field
am from Cleveland originally, can confirm.
--Dave, now ask me about acquiring the concept of "weather permanence for a season" whilst growing up
I love how they did this spinoff of “The Avengers” Democrat style! This is better than “Fury Road” haha
@Annabelle B Trump fans did this already when the film came out. They just copied the idea and switched roles.
Joe biden as Cap is genius because at the end of Endgame
Old man Steve actually looks like Joe biden
😂😂😂😂😂😂
Stephen Colbert is so freakin brilliant! 😊❤️
The America Endgame intro is funny, but also genuinely pretty cool, but I feel bad for wanting to snap my fingers at the end XP
It is hilarious and we'll done for what it is
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I know its great!!
EVERYONE IS LAUGHING AT THE DEMOCRATS.
OH BOY!
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I love the overwhelming energy Colbert brought to this installation!! Made me feel better
Its creepy how much Colbert's face looks like Biden when he's wearing sunglasses. Its a scary good impression.
I kind of wanted Bernie to win just so I could watch Colbert's impression. The man's hilarious!
Kim Tompkins me too! I was really looking forward to 4 years of Stephen's Bernie impersonation!
good to know that Stephen will always have Joe's back
That Clinton “seen here” line was honest to god the best joke I’ve ever seen on CBS.
The intro is a stroke of genius. Props to the sketch department. Love Obama saying 'are you ready to go' as Iron Man
America: Doing politics in Eurovision-Song-Contest-style
Every time Stephen puts on the "Biden glasses" he reminds me so much of Robert Culp in his heyday.
Historic.
Who else got lovely "Wedding Singer" flashbacks while Stephen was singing Ladies' Night? Every time I hear that song I see Jon Lovitz in my mind and giggle.
I do now. Lmao
“We need to vote like our life depends on it. Because it does” - Beyoncé
Deep words from such a deep person. Im so proud to be American 🙄🙄
@Vittorio Abbate he's a turd that knows he's about to be flushed, so he's trying to clog the toilet.
100% GOP
hahahahahahahahahah. No it doesn't. In most areas Joe Biden is almost the exact same as Trump. Beyoncé doesn't know what shes talking about. Joe has basically said "Nothing is fundamentally going to change." Hes a NeoLiberal Corporatist who cares nothing for the American People. The only difference between him and Trump is that everything the establishment wants to do will be wrapped in a palatable package for the American People to swallow. Democrats do not care about democracy. They are in bed with the establishment Republicans. We are one nation Rule by elites and Joe Biden isn't going to help us. Trump isn't going to make things better either, but don't live under the illusion that Joe Biden is.
@@nicholasf9456 you're neither wrong nor right. Biden will at least not piss off your allies and start trade wars on a whim. And will at minimum listen to advisors and read/hear briefings. So yeah the bussing candidate is establishment but he also won't be easily sways by dictators. He won't make it better like universal healthcare but he can't make it worse than the lows right now
Thank you Mr Colbert. You have kept me informed and laughing for all these months into years. I can never pay you back. From the bottom of my heart, thank you.
Best episode in a while. Hilarious. So many good zingers.
He was on a roll! I can only imagine what jokes they're going make for the gop convention
The energy in this monologue is brilliant. The best I’ve seen from Colbert in terms of how often I’ve laughed.
I do miss Stephen's great acts at the National Conventions in 2016, but considering the circumstances, man, this was fantastic as well!!!
I wish * waves generally * was over already.
this is the real political comedian action: not sparing the group you mosttime sympatise with.
There is plenty of material to work with!
DNC: You only get a minute to speak.
AOC: Then i will use it to nominate Bernie😑
AOC 2024
Well actually, she'll still only be 34 four years from now, so still not old enough to run for president. Old enough to run for Senate though...
No to Joe.
Joe Biden, the Delaware senator broke ranks with northern liberals- and joined his virulently racist North Carolina colleague Jesse Helms in voting to kneecap all federal efforts to integrate schools, anywhere in the country. Specifically, Biden voted to bar the Department of Health, Education, and Welfare from requiring schools to provide information on the racial makeup of their student bodies - thereby making it nigh-impossible for Uncle Sam to withhold federal funds from school districts that refused to integrate.
The NAACP called Biden’s proposal “an anti-black amendment.” The Senate’s sole African-American member, Ed Brooke, called it “the greatest symbolic defeat for civil rights since 1964.” But Biden helped his fellow liberals reconcile themselves to the wrong side of history by recasting integrationists as the real racists.
Biden is famous for his lead role in crafting the 1994 crime bill, or, as the senator preferred to call it (as recently as 2015), the “1994 Biden Crime Bill.” Some aspects of that legislation remain popular within the Democratic Party -
It expanded the death penalty, creating 60 new death penalty offenses under 41 federal capital statutes. It eliminated education funding for incarcerated students, effectively gutting prison education programs. Despite a wealth of research showing education increases post-release employment, reduces recidivism, and improves outcomes for the formerly incarcerated and their families, this change has not been reversed.
And the bill created a wave of change toward harsher state sentencing policy. That change was driven by funding incentives: the bill’s $9.7 billion in federal funding for prison construction went only to states that adopted truth-in-sentencing (TIS) laws, which lead to defendants serving far longer prison terms. Within 5 years, 29 states had TIS laws on the books, 24 more than when the bill was signed. New York State received over $216 million by passing such laws. By 2000 the state had added over 12,000 prison beds and incarcerated 28 percent more people than a decade before.
Joe Biden, fighting for racism for over 40 years.
INVESTING IN DISTRESSED COMMUNITIES:
President Donald J. Trump’s OPPORTUNITY ZONE INCENTIVES are promoting investment in left-behind, ECONOMICALLY DISTRESSED COMMUNITIES.
President Trump’s HISTORIC TAX CUT legislation included new Opportunity Zone Incentives to promote investment in economically distressed communities across the country.
Opportunity Zones offer tax incentives for businesses to INVEST in economically DISTRESSED COMMUNITIES, making them a powerful vehicle for economic growth and job creation.
Nearly 35 MILLION AMERICANS live in communities designated as OPPORTUNITY ZONES.
8,761 communities in all 50 States, the District of Columbia, and five United States territories have been designated as OPPORTUNITY ZONES.
PROMOTING MINORITY-OWNED BUSINESS:
Through JOB TRAINING, tax reform, and deregulation, President Donald J. Trump and his Administration are creating a better environment for MINORITY-OWNED BUSINESS.
President Trump is empowering minority business owners by eliminating a historic amount of unnecessary and burdensome regulations that too often hinder their growth.
Through the Department of Commerce’s Minority Business Development Agency, President Trump is delivering numerous new opportunities for minority business enterprises.
President Trump’s tax cuts included provisions that benefit MINORITY-OWNED SMALL BUSINESSES, a segment that contributes more than $1 trillion in annual economic output.
The President signed a memorandum dedicating at least $200 million a year to promote STEM education and especially benefitting WOMEN and MINORITIES .
DELIVERING FOR HBCUs:
President Donald J. Trump has made supporting our Nation’s Historically Black Colleges and Universities (HBCUs) a key priority for his Administration.
In February 2017, President Trump signed an Executive Order on the White House Initiative on HISTORICALLY BLACK COLLEGES AND UNIVERSITIES
The Executive Order moved the White House Initiative on Historically Black Colleges and Universities to the White House from the Department of Education.
This was the earliest Executive Order on HBCUs signed by any President.
Earlier this year, President Trump signed legislation that increased Federal funding to HBCU programs by more than 14 percent.
Furthermore, it made this finding PERMANENT.
Prior to this executive order, HBCU programs had to come to DC every year and beg for funding.
The President signed legislation that forgave more than $300 million in HURRICANE KATRINA related debt that threatened New Orleans, Louisiana, area HBCUs.
CRIMINAL JUSTICE REFORMS:
Trump fought for and delivered the most meaningful CRIMINAL JUSTICE REFORM in a generation.
Since the FIRST STEP ACT became the law of the land, thousands of Americans have been released from prison, and 90 percent of those who have had their sentences decreased are BLACK AMERICANS. They are now with their families and have a second chance at life.
ADRESSING UNDERPRIVILEGED LOW INCOME SCHOOLING:
EDUCATION is still the master key to unlocking all the opportunities our country has to offer. But unfortunately too many Americans, and especially too many BLACK AMERICANS remain trapped in failing schools. By giving every student the freedom to attend the school of their choice, Republicans will make good on our belief that the quality of education for our kids should not be predetermined by their zip codes.
STOPPING ILLEGAL IMMIGRATION:
There is no doubt that Trump has been tough on illegal immigration and trying to secure our border.
In a 2010 study on the social effects of illegal immigration, the Cornell University professor Vernon Briggs concluded: “No racial or ethnic group has benefited less or been harmed more than the nation’s AFRICAN AMERICAN COMMUNITY ”
The Harvard economist George Borjas has found that, between 1980 and 2000, one-third of the decline in the employment among black male high school dropouts was attributable to illegal immigration. He also reported “a strong correlation between illegal immigration, black wages, black employment rates, and black incarceration rates.”
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@@boycottchyna5400 You really think im going to read all of that BS? did you copy and paste it from the white houses website or something? Only a moron would believe anything from this administration. Im not even an Obama fan but i can admit it was his administration that recovered the economy from the 2008 depression( Cause by republican Deregulation) I was fiscally conservative until that year. trump inherited a healthy economy. It would still be decent if he hadnt completely blown it with the pandemic, which i assume you think is fake🙄
@@davidlundquist1979 She will be 35 by november 2024. Her birthday is in october.
AOC 2024✊😑
That into will never get old for me! Love it!
I like Stephen singing the Ladies Night song!
This opening sequence is everything. More of this PLEASE
Hey, just so y'all know. Womxn haven't been able to vote for 100 years, WHITE womxn have been able to vote for 100 years
Only in 1965 did everyone actually gain the right to vote. "In much of the country, hurdles like poll taxes and literacy tests kept black voters disenfranchised until the passage of the 1965 Voting Rights Act, which outlawed discriminatory voting practices." -from www.aarp.org/politics-society/history/info-2020/black-women-voting-rights.html#quest1
Thank you!
@Bob's house I don't know what you're trying to say here but all of the womxn I have met do know how to change a tire, and if they don't it's because they haven't been shown due to sexism within the automotive industry soooooo
@@xxLIFExx143 Womxn,lol.I just googled that,that is the stupidest thing I've read in my life. I'm a mxn looooooooooooooooooooooooooool
@@theotterguy didn't realize being inclusive was stupid. Pretty sure you got it flipped homie and your attitude of exclusively and crisisism is stupid
I love when he breaks out his lil dance
Anybody remember when Jill Biden went Kung Fu panda on a person that rushed the stage at joe
As a teacher, I'd imagine she's had to break up a fight or two.
No, where can I watch THAT?
Stephen is brilliant!
WAP: Siri told me it was Wireless Access Protocol. Google just wanted to listen to some Pop music. I guess I too will never know what it means.
Ah, Clinton intern jokes. Brings me back to a more innocent time.
Innocent bjs from young interns. frequenting pedophile island. So innocent.
Not innocent, just much much less criminal.
funny
Ah yes, the times when a US president resigned because he had an affair (that wasn't illegal) and then lied about it, but was found out. Maybe not more innocent, but certainly better.
Bill Clinton in the Oval Office: A little hanky-panky with an intern.
Donald Trump in the Oval Office: Holding the Federal Government Hostage for 35 days in a desperate attempt to get funding for an ineffective border wall.
Seriously i could not stop laughing I almost choked on my Chinese food that was genius trump as thanos wow
Great job guys 👍😄😀😄👍😀👍😀👍😀
Oh! Colbert does know his 80's funk party songs! :D
On a more serious note, the ''unlikely friendship'' from Sen. John McCain's wife was really good and touching. One of the most effective speech I've heard and with a beautiful videos/photos montage.
Very well done.
LOL love that he's doing the show with his family. Trying to hold back their laughter is great
Stephen always looks so shine and his hair is getting uber sexy he shoud be in a hair comercial with Seth dam this Quarentine has being good for them
Yeah its not fair men always get prettier while us women fight to look ... not scary...
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@Enrique Ordaz Not funny. Black hair is beautiful, many young girls and boys live with it every day and they deserve to feel beautiful just as they are just like everyone else! If you don't see the racism in your comment, you & Trump have lots in common. Learn and change.
@Enrique Ordaz quick you better make a comment about trump and Stephen's hair too!
Seth looks sick
3:23 "And it really feels like we're all Eric" - Stephen Colbert
The truest words I've heard in a while. #OrangeIsTheTrueSociopath
I'm with Stephen when it comes to the approach to running itself. xD
Just want to thank you for continuing your broadcast from home... I'm sure you've gotten some pressure to move back into the studio, but it's absolutely heartwarming to see you "trapped at home" like the rest of us, and no studio audience standing ovation could match the power of your family chuckling off camera.
"It feels like we're all Eric."
And yet, if you add up all of our gum surface area... still only 78% of what he has.
Ba dum dum PSSSH 🥁
I think Eric's the favorite compared to the rest of us...
Tiffany is a super smart young lady for staying away from her father. Honestly, I don't think she wants anything to do with him. Good for her. I'd venture to bet she didn't vote for him in 2016 & won't vote for him this year either.
Marla did pretty well with & for her, all by herself.
Next thing you know, Trump will be sending out coloring books and crayons to all of us. He thinks it's how everyone passes their time.
“Shouting white guy in a field is actually Ohio’s state flower...” 😂 #sotrue
I didn't understand. Could you explain?
I freaking love the intro Colbert. Thank you for making me laugh and helping me not lose my freaking mind. You are a national treasure.
....Sorry I overused freaking
clinton finding geslain being arrested : priceless
"... Instead, it's a storm center..."
I envision it as more of a daycare that's about to be shut down by the State...
...hold my sharpie 😆..🤧..😷
@@Mondfischli Lol!
I finally figured it out. Quarantine Stephen Colbert reminds me of Craig Ferguson.
"What does the F stand for? Just mouth it, they can't hear, just mouth what it, just..............Oh, that's horrible....."
Back on form, Stephen. The theatre magic having effect! Brilliant!