Evidence of Trump’s “Criminal Conspiracy” Revealed, Tucker Carlson’s Dumb Idea & FART License Plate

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  • čas přidán 28. 04. 2024
  • The January 6th Committee has found evidence that would appear to implicate Donald Trump for engaging in criminal conspiracy to defraud the United States, Trump’s border wall has been breached by smugglers 3,272 times because of idiodic design, a bombshell report from the New York Times said that China asked the Russians to delay their invasion of Ukraine until after the Olympics in Beijing, many people in Russia have no idea why they’re in a war and people have been getting creative by posting anti-war messaged on Google & Trip Advisor reviews, IKEA has announced that they will stop selling and building furniture in Russia, Tucker Carlson and Dana Perino came up with a unique critique of Joe Biden’s SOTU address, Kanye posted a controversial video for his song “Easy” that has a clay version of Pete Davidson being kidnapped, and we speak to a woman named Karly Sindy from North Carolina who ordered a vanity license plate that said “FART” and after a complaint, may have to return it to the DMV.
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  • @population-_-420
    @population-_-420 Před 2 lety +44

    can't fix stupid but the red hats make it easier to identify

  • @jeffreese1828
    @jeffreese1828 Před 2 lety +18

    Lock him up !! Lock him up !! ALREADY !

  • @MultiMolly21
    @MultiMolly21 Před 10 měsíci +6

    I'd love to know who writes these hilarious breaks that illustrate whatever joke Jimmy's telling. For me they are always the highlight of the show and brilliant production as well.

  • @khefrenka2348
    @khefrenka2348 Před 2 lety +131

    I personally wouldn’t order that license plate but imagine how miserable you have to be to file an official complaint about it 🤦🏻‍♀️.

    • @debbieedwards420
      @debbieedwards420 Před 2 lety +7

      Seriously.

    • @kirklarson4536
      @kirklarson4536 Před 2 lety +9

      I remember reading about someone who got a plate that read LUVTOFU because she loved tofu, but then they took it back because they thought it meant...something else.

    • @krzysztofczarkowski8405
      @krzysztofczarkowski8405 Před 2 lety +1

      I’m sorry my message wasn’t about license plate.

    • @JG-im3xv
      @JG-im3xv Před 2 lety

      I remember when Yona Shimmel used to be funny. That was before he was diagnosed with Trump derangement syndrome.

    • @rukus9585
      @rukus9585 Před 2 lety

      @@JG-im3xv weird comment, but ok...

  • @johnnycupofcoffee
    @johnnycupofcoffee Před 2 lety +431

    its insane how much stricter the DMV is than our congress.

    • @imanilee9606
      @imanilee9606 Před 2 lety +13

      Facts

    • @bbqchitken7992
      @bbqchitken7992 Před 2 lety +20

      If only trump was trying to get a licence, he'd probably be in jail by now

    • @seymourbutts4654
      @seymourbutts4654 Před 2 lety +16

      White collar crooks get all the breaks.

    • @justanamerican9024
      @justanamerican9024 Před 2 lety +4

      Higher IQ too

    • @bodyme
      @bodyme Před 2 lety +1

      Funny how the dead always come back to help the government cheat cause if this was true I come back and help the American citizens not the corrupt government DUH

  • @EdricLysharae
    @EdricLysharae Před 2 lety +211

    I asked my friend what it was like to live in Russia. He said he couldn't complain...

  • @leaf16nut
    @leaf16nut Před 2 lety +20

    Not AT ALL what I expected the person that bought a "FART" license plate would look like.. Pleasantly surprised!

  • @morrishinethe4536
    @morrishinethe4536 Před 2 lety +12

    Jimmy you have a great show keep calling them out you’re a great man.👍🏾

  • @loganmalough2379
    @loganmalough2379 Před 2 lety +104

    HOW COULD THEY TRY TO REVOKE THE PLATE?!
    It’s beautiful.

    • @gloomyblackfur399
      @gloomyblackfur399 Před 2 lety +5

      The bigger question, what loser not only got upset about it, but then went to the effort to voluntarily contact the DMV to make a complaint?

    • @jpdemer5
      @jpdemer5 Před 2 lety +1

      @@gloomyblackfur399 It's North Carolina. Outside of Asheville and the Research Triangle, it's got a very high density of reactionary old farts.

  • @WendyDahling3
    @WendyDahling3 Před 2 lety +230

    The F.A.R.T girl is everything. Made me so happy. What a great sense of humor!

  • @livinginvancouverbc2247
    @livinginvancouverbc2247 Před 2 lety +4

    I've been in construction for 42 years. I've never heard of a "powerful" wall.

    • @babooll5632
      @babooll5632 Před 2 lety +1

      Dude, it a transformer. Walldorfer

  • @MrArtVendelay
    @MrArtVendelay Před 2 lety

    Stunning. One complaint and the DMV goes nuts.

  • @user-dg9pu4pe9d
    @user-dg9pu4pe9d Před 2 lety +109

    I wonder if pictures of the repaired and damaged sections of wall are allowed on Truth social. It would be a pity if it was flooded with damaged wall photos. It might annoy someone.

    • @amostlyreasonableguy
      @amostlyreasonableguy Před 2 lety +1

      And yet for all of the ridicule and criticism Trump most certainly deserves, everything nationally and internationally is somehow worse in every way under Biden. It doesn’t make Trump not awful as a person; it just shows you how pathetic this administration is that they’re failing in every conceivable way and are desperately trying to switch their public image to garner support. Accordingly, now they suddenly don’t want to defund the police, masks are optional, and American made products are important to them again. Both parties are con artists.

    • @_BJ123
      @_BJ123 Před 2 lety +1

      What's a real pitty is that the fruckers in office now won't repair any damage to the wall. It's needs to be kept up ... morons

    • @carolyntalbot947
      @carolyntalbot947 Před 2 lety +23

      @@amostlyreasonableguy "I'm not a Trump supporter, I just repeat bs GOP talking points and call myself 'reasonable'."

    • @carolyntalbot947
      @carolyntalbot947 Před 2 lety +9

      God forbid, that would be such a shame! If it ever gets up and running they'd better watch out for that. Something tells me "Truth Social" is a misnomer, but his supporters will never know what that means, so no worries.

    • @bubblingbubztheklown5902
      @bubblingbubztheklown5902 Před 2 lety +11

      @@amostlyreasonableguy the consequences of one administration's actions is not seen immediately. As everyone points out the government moves slow so a year or 2 after something is passed it actually goes into affect. Well 2 years later people are blaming the current administration.
      Like if my old handyman fixed a hole in my wall and then it doesn't hold up a year later. I can't just blame my new handyman like " this would never have happened if my other guy was still here, oh wait he's the one that set this into motion"

  • @mikeoxbig9392
    @mikeoxbig9392 Před 2 lety +807

    “Well, we don’t rely on American banks. We have all the funding we need out of Russia.”
    - Eric Trump

    • @erinhilliard9347
      @erinhilliard9347 Před 2 lety +75

      I wish I could be a fly on the wall in he T**** household right now- where’s the money Lebowski?!

    • @Winecone
      @Winecone Před 2 lety +88

      They weren’t getting help from Russia for nothing in return

    • @oldrrocr
      @oldrrocr Před 2 lety +126

      can we have all those russian condos in trump towers confiscated?
      and donated to a homeless veterans' association?

    • @howardgriego2272
      @howardgriego2272 Před 2 lety +45

      Hahahaha that wall is fkn hilarious 😆😂😭

    • @alden1132
      @alden1132 Před 2 lety +49

      @@oldrrocr Specifically, they should be donated to a homeless-aid organization that helps homeless People of Color & Veterans.

  • @richardmendoza4389
    @richardmendoza4389 Před rokem +3

    Jimmy never disapoints

  • @jackl4laughs
    @jackl4laughs Před 2 lety +160

    Imagine being so mad that a person has FART on their plates, that you choose to contact the DMV and complain enough that they do something. Jeez, that's a person who should take up knitting or something else that wastes a lot of their time but makes them feel accomplished...

    • @geodude7116
      @geodude7116 Před 2 lety +3

      Take up knitting? 🤣
      Yeah they really do need to.

    • @airheadrica1956
      @airheadrica1956 Před 2 lety +12

      Karen strikes again

    • @greyeaglem
      @greyeaglem Před 2 lety +12

      Probably someone who took it as a subliminal message, tried to obey and wound up with a shart instead.

    • @Edwardjonez
      @Edwardjonez Před 2 lety +5

      LMAO, Thanks

    • @MaryAnnNytowl
      @MaryAnnNytowl Před 2 lety +3

      Uh, yeah, give them giant, sharp, metal needles. Great, brilliant idea!
      Oh, and by the way... knitting actually makes things, as does crocheting. Blankets, afghans, sweaters, winter hats, scarves, baby toys, etc., all are easily made by knitting and crocheting. Just, you know, for your edification.

  • @dlanska
    @dlanska Před 2 lety +373

    Ms, Cindy has a great smile and a great sense of humor. We need a story like that to help counteract all the bad. Kudos to her.

    • @jamesgoines7663
      @jamesgoines7663 Před 2 lety +16

      My fellow North Carolinian seems like a fun person

    • @karlysindy498
      @karlysindy498 Před 2 lety +23

      Thank you and agreed! I've been so thrilled to be a part of something that brings so many smiles to so many faces.

    • @karlysindy498
      @karlysindy498 Před 2 lety +13

      @@jamesgoines7663 I try not to take myself too seriously. =)

    • @jamesgoines7663
      @jamesgoines7663 Před 2 lety +6

      @@karlysindy498 Karly thanks for taking the time to send your very sincere words.
      I would join Friends of Asheville Recreational Trails but I can't take the biting cold and snakes! 🤣👍

    • @worldatmyfingertips7771
      @worldatmyfingertips7771 Před 2 lety +4

      I knoooow!! I found her frigging adorable!! Also...although many criticize Jimmy Kimmel's comedic style, I think it's just different. My favorite's still Colbert but every now and then I keep coming back for some of these jokes as well :D :D

  • @barbaraolson600
    @barbaraolson600 Před 2 lety +4

    Thank you Jimmy, you are helping us all cope.

  • @jimd7875
    @jimd7875 Před 2 lety

    Karly Sindy...... Best news story I have heard in a long time, during these stinky times. Ironic ! We are laughing all the way up in Canada. You are Officially an Honorary Citizen of our great country ! Thank you. I know what my next Plate will read....

  • @clutchyfinger
    @clutchyfinger Před 2 lety +139

    Imagine thinking someone who went bankrupt 6 times and tried 5 times to make 1 website, and failed every single time, is smart. Just. Wow. America is doomed.

    • @nuwavedave
      @nuwavedave Před 2 lety +3

      Clutchyfinger: 6 CHAPTER 11 Reorganizations - are NOT the same as personal bankruptcies. He paid the debts back. The Trump Organization owned 500 COMPANIES. 6 Chapter 11s out of 500 companies is an excellent track record. Let's see YOU do better. As for 5 attempts at building a website. Have YOU ever designed a complex website? I have. It takes a lot of trial and error. Do you remember the "Obamacare Website Fiasco"? Apparently not.

    • @coolwater55
      @coolwater55 Před 2 lety +19

      Plus Trump’s a serial adulterer, a fraud University, has likely most lawsuits against him for variety cons and non payments.. he defied emoluments clause, had his kids shoved in WH without security clearance. That is a very tiny list of the horrible criminal Trump is!
      People are greedy who boosted him into power, or just subversive criminals themselves!

    • @mrankitanks
      @mrankitanks Před 2 lety +16

      @@nuwavedave I am sure you know that you don't understand most of what you wrote. So stop copy pasting crap.

    • @--enyo--
      @--enyo-- Před 2 lety +12

      @@coolwater55 Don’t forget the ‘grab them by the ’ quote. That was before he was elected. Just wtf.

    • @rootpt
      @rootpt Před 2 lety +4

      @Ameri Color fool lolol

  • @romandevivo1163
    @romandevivo1163 Před 2 lety +38

    Imagine that dangerous clown once lived in the WH. A stark reminder of how close we all have gotten from a total catastrophe.

    • @robertzeleznik8124
      @robertzeleznik8124 Před 2 lety +1

      Compared to Biden. Lol.

    • @tracer740
      @tracer740 Před 2 lety +2

      but, regardless, ... he's left our nation in such a diabolically dangerous and socially- divided state that it may be a decade or even longer before we are assured of our healthy survival!

    • @davidmatthews3131
      @davidmatthews3131 Před 2 lety +3

      Calling him a dangerous clown is insulting. To Pennywise !

    • @Robert-ri7mt
      @Robert-ri7mt Před 2 lety

      You vote potato head did you.

    • @romandevivo1163
      @romandevivo1163 Před 2 lety +1

      @@robertzeleznik8124 Some clowns are more dangerous than others.

  • @lourdesesalvador5831
    @lourdesesalvador5831 Před 2 lety +1

    What are they waiting for? Lock him up!!

  • @wakingforbacon6439
    @wakingforbacon6439 Před rokem +1

    That was very cool of Jimmy spreading the ladies story of her fart plate. Talk about a town wanting to restrict someone's freedom of speech.

  • @kenwilson5453
    @kenwilson5453 Před 2 lety +71

    The only 'fool proof' is it proves what a fool he was.

    • @wdmulanaxjr
      @wdmulanaxjr Před 2 lety +1

      JUST LIKE TURD BIDEN?

    • @areyes1979ar
      @areyes1979ar Před 2 lety +16

      @@wdmulanaxjr what does Biden have to do with trumptards failure wall 🤣🤣🤣

    • @mystronghand4038
      @mystronghand4038 Před 2 lety +8

      @@wdmulanaxjr 👈🐑 KEEP THESE BETA MAGA KKKLOWNS CRYING DAILY

    • @calexprenas
      @calexprenas Před 2 lety

      LOL

    • @kenwilson5453
      @kenwilson5453 Před 2 lety +3

      @@wdmulanaxjr you evidently wouldn't know a good man if your tripped over them, lol

  • @Leonaza7
    @Leonaza7 Před 2 lety +31

    Just get Trump where he belongs… prison

    • @nonyabuiz3605
      @nonyabuiz3605 Před 2 lety

      I see your comments all the time, I think we watch all the same stuff

  • @catherinerainey9990
    @catherinerainey9990 Před rokem +1

    I live just south of Asheville in Saluda. I would love to come to your next FART meeting!

  • @fanattaj4889
    @fanattaj4889 Před 2 lety +1

    The question that Jimmy needed to ask lovely Cindy is if her truck runs on diesel...

  • @riparianlife97701
    @riparianlife97701 Před 2 lety +163

    I watched a Central American family go through a new section of Trump's wall in 2019. They used a cheap cordless reciprocating saw. It took about two minutes.

    • @cc1k435
      @cc1k435 Před 2 lety +36

      @Mr Damage One doesn't necessitate the other.

    • @patientzero5685
      @patientzero5685 Před 2 lety +17

      @Mr Damage big difference between breaking

    • @bopchik68
      @bopchik68 Před 2 lety +39

      Last year Arizona had a horrible rain storm that made a part of the wall collapse! 😂

    • @parkinglotstriping9800
      @parkinglotstriping9800 Před 2 lety +18

      @Mr Damage like we dont have any here in the USA. Domestic

    • @ivanobar1
      @ivanobar1 Před 2 lety +27

      Mr Damage
      It’s a cheap saw, only works on cheap border fences. As much as I hate to ease your concerns, your crappy house is safe…unless it’s made from by trump. Hey, what’s your real last name btw?

  • @tvdinner325
    @tvdinner325 Před 2 lety +16

    FENCE! It's a FENCE!

    • @newyawkgiants5877
      @newyawkgiants5877 Před 2 lety +1

      He didn’t show someone used a belt and climbed it in 30sec. And the kids dropped from the wall. Also they forgot about the tunneling. Katt Williams made it hilarious. “Have you seen the tunnel for El Chapo?”

    • @martavillanueva1062
      @martavillanueva1062 Před rokem +1

      Good point----- it's a fence.

    • @newyawkgiants5877
      @newyawkgiants5877 Před rokem

      @@martavillanueva1062 it was that, build that wall, we’re going to build it on the border of Colorado 😂

  • @sherylleithner5380
    @sherylleithner5380 Před 2 lety

    HONESTY... 2022. THX , Michael...

  • @PlanetEchelone
    @PlanetEchelone Před 2 lety

    How can there not have been a joke about "following through" in that

  • @Fay-el
    @Fay-el Před 2 lety +39

    Kimberly Guilfoyle Just been subpoenaed.
    "THE BEST IS YET TO COME"
    -Kimberly Guilfoyle

    • @marymcnabb4982
      @marymcnabb4982 Před 2 lety +2

      Prison for her raising 2million for Jan 6th and made a speech.

  • @northside3701
    @northside3701 Před 2 lety +46

    Why isn't Trump behind bars,he needs to have his freedom in his favorite orange suit.

    • @mercenarygundam1487
      @mercenarygundam1487 Před 2 lety +10

      US Legal system. Punishes the innocent and rewards the rich, corrupt politicians.

    • @scotthafele5266
      @scotthafele5266 Před 2 lety +10

      Because in this shithole country laws only apply to the poor

    • @xbpbat21x
      @xbpbat21x Před 2 lety +2

      Same thing is asked about the Clintons...

    • @davidcross4815
      @davidcross4815 Před rokem

      @@xbpbat21x unfortunately for the " right " there is nothing to charge the Clinton's with.

    • @xbpbat21x
      @xbpbat21x Před rokem

      @@davidcross4815 I don't buy that...I understand that my information comes from the media...but using an unsecured server and mishandling top secret documents, and destroying evidence, seems like plenty to go on to me.

  • @marytymoshuk7176
    @marytymoshuk7176 Před 2 lety

    ACCOUNTABILITY. DEMOCRACY matters.

  • @WonderLady
    @WonderLady Před 2 lety +11

    Adore the FART plate and that lovely woman needs to be on the show more often
    She’s wonderful

  • @jongalleog3486
    @jongalleog3486 Před rokem +1

    A VERY POWERFUL WALL🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
    The greatest wall you have ever seen
    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @dyscotopia
    @dyscotopia Před 2 lety +413

    She is far more charming, quick-witted, and articulate than I imagined someone who made their truck a fart joke would be.

    • @karlysindy498
      @karlysindy498 Před 2 lety +9

      Don't judge a book by it's cover! =)

    • @fuxyes
      @fuxyes Před 2 lety +12

      Go to Asheville. Learn.

    • @whollylostandgone
      @whollylostandgone Před 2 lety +6

      I may be in love, lol.

    • @spnemec
      @spnemec Před 2 lety +18

      We are pretty well read in A'ville. Don't let our congressman mislead you.

    • @mj44190
      @mj44190 Před 2 lety +10

      It's always good when people can surprise you in a positive way

  • @tylerhackner9731
    @tylerhackner9731 Před 2 lety +13

    Lock him up

  • @gchriskonrath09
    @gchriskonrath09 Před 2 lety

    The last clip is the best clip, thanks Jimmy

  • @bonniemash9237
    @bonniemash9237 Před rokem +1

    Anyone can get through the wall, they have ladders in place to crawl right over it. The wall is a joke.

  • @frankmcgovern5445
    @frankmcgovern5445 Před 2 lety +130

    I love how it’s the sweet FART license plate lady who helped me regain my hope for humanity.

    • @karlysindy498
      @karlysindy498 Před 2 lety +8

      Yes! Me too! This has been magical to be a part of. It seems to bring out the best in people! We all need some child-like silliness in our lives!

    • @jimdocker3570
      @jimdocker3570 Před rokem

      u need to get out of the basement

  • @lillia2479
    @lillia2479 Před 2 lety +171

    So... that Chinese comedian dude was right. "Walls don't work. Trust me. We built one. And now it's just a tourist attraction." 😆 🤣 😂

    • @LuisLopez2
      @LuisLopez2 Před 2 lety +16

      Trump is such a f******, I guarantee you his wall wouldn't even cut it as a tourist attraction....

    • @Cassfere
      @Cassfere Před 2 lety +4

      lmfaoo

    • @outlawJosieFox
      @outlawJosieFox Před 2 lety +9

      How much did that cost the American people while social services were cut at the same time?

    • @christoph5191
      @christoph5191 Před 2 lety +7

      @@outlawJosieFox The pricetag for President Trump's border wall has topped $11 billion or nearly $20 million a mile to become the most expensive wall of its kind anywhere in the world 😂😂

    • @andrewhall6401
      @andrewhall6401 Před 2 lety +1

      @@LuisLopez2 have you seen it

  • @jeanhawken4482
    @jeanhawken4482 Před rokem +2

    How were people taken in by trump. I still find it hard to understand how anyone thought he was fit for public office.

  • @hexdiagonal6450
    @hexdiagonal6450 Před rokem +6

    OMG Jimmi this one of your best shows ever. I allmost phessed myself laughing.

  • @anthill7774
    @anthill7774 Před 2 lety +41

    Can you Imagine a 77 year old Grandmother who was arrested for protesting the war in Ukraine being shipped over to fight ridiculous.

    • @jpdemer5
      @jpdemer5 Před 2 lety +6

      She'd fight about as well as the rest of the Russian Army.

    • @ehpa9047
      @ehpa9047 Před 2 lety +2

      As a Canadian, I strongly feel that one of Trump's most excellent ice rinks would have been more effective along the Southern border. Slipping on ice is no joke.
      Sorry.

    • @johnhaggerty1836
      @johnhaggerty1836 Před 2 lety

      @@ehpa9047p

    • @markr9193
      @markr9193 Před 2 lety +1

      Imagine the stupid people that believe These stories coming from the corrupt media @ actors, i hope Trump leave Jimmy for last 😳

    • @ehpa9047
      @ehpa9047 Před 2 lety

      @@markr9193 The only thing Trump will have the ability "leave for last" by 2024 is a KFC moist towelette.

  • @lukerabin5079
    @lukerabin5079 Před 2 lety +121

    Her license plate makes old people smile and 7 year old boys all across NC giggle. Perfect!

    • @esbenpeik11
      @esbenpeik11 Před 2 lety +2

      Fart means speed in danish … It's not funny!

    • @Naris48
      @Naris48 Před 2 lety +3

      Does she have an old truck? Because that would be really appropriate that it would be an old fart!

    • @jackl4laughs
      @jackl4laughs Před 2 lety +2

      It's the south, very few men matured mentally past 7 or they wouldn't need their trucks and guns to make them feel like adults...

    • @NazriB
      @NazriB Před 2 lety

      Lies again? Fart For Fire

    • @ivanobar1
      @ivanobar1 Před 2 lety +1

      Es Ben Zen
      I agree! Getting a ticket for farting is no laughing matter. And posting signs that say FARTING LIMIT…
      Adverts that remind drivers that “farting kills.” I agree, we should not make fun of farting.

  • @berretta9mm158
    @berretta9mm158 Před 2 lety +18

    She is a bright, pretty woman with a GREAT sense of humor.
    Man, If I ever needed a laugh, it was today.
    Thank you, fart-joke lady!

  • @davekisor1486
    @davekisor1486 Před 11 měsíci +1

    It also means Fleet Air Refueling Team.

  • @alphabrainwave
    @alphabrainwave Před 2 lety +44

    She has inspired me to get a Washington State license plate to honor the South Lake Union Trolley.

  • @aaronmatzkin7966
    @aaronmatzkin7966 Před 2 lety +40

    North Carolina both smelt the license plate, and dealt it. I'm pretty sure under international law, that means no backsies.

  • @tm13tube
    @tm13tube Před rokem +1

    He never mentioned their tunnel building skills.

  • @FredRedFrred
    @FredRedFrred Před 2 lety

    Best use of camera viewpoint change in comedy I EVER saw. FAH...funny as hell

  • @Googlegnome
    @Googlegnome Před 2 lety +28

    Bunker "Mushroom" Bonespurs. He should consider doing a deal with the devil and buy a guitar.

  • @georgegonzalez1103
    @georgegonzalez1103 Před 2 lety +26

    And a young 11 year old girl claimed the wall in about 2 minutes.

  • @MultiMolly21
    @MultiMolly21 Před 2 lety

    One might point out that attention-grabbing plates are distracting and could cause road accidents.

  • @yanyamcreynolds6278
    @yanyamcreynolds6278 Před 2 lety +15

    Love the Fart plate! She s so happy and seems like such a fun person!

  • @runedahl1477
    @runedahl1477 Před 2 lety +210

    The woman with the fart license plate could tell the authorities that fart is the Norwegian word for speed.

    • @MartyJackson
      @MartyJackson Před 2 lety +1

      You have no authority here Rune Dahl Weaver!

    • @samiam4544
      @samiam4544 Před 2 lety +16

      I said drive FARTER!

    • @runedahl1477
      @runedahl1477 Před 2 lety +41

      There is the story about the former professional Norwegian rally driver Petter Solberg where he was asked in English if what he was doing was dangerous. His English was anything but fluent and what came out was usually a mix of Norwegian and English. In this case he tried to downplay the issue by saying that it was not the speed but the impact that killed you. However in his words the meaning for the English speaking audience became something else. What he answered was : “ it is not the fart that kills you, it is the smell “. ‘’Fart”being the Norwegian word for speed and “smell” is a slang expression for impact or collision.🤠

    • @johnnywilliams8733
      @johnnywilliams8733 Před 2 lety +7

      @@runedahl1477 👍🤣💨

    • @christophermerlot3366
      @christophermerlot3366 Před 2 lety +4

      I feel the need for fart!

  • @kenhunt5153
    @kenhunt5153 Před 2 lety +21

    For the Russian version of IKEA I was choking on my food while eating. Tears of joy....thank you.

  • @williammielenz3752
    @williammielenz3752 Před 2 lety

    Many years ago the Illinois DMV issued "VOID" as a plate.

  • @MrShohola
    @MrShohola Před rokem +2

    As always excellent

  • @udornyc
    @udornyc Před 2 lety +94

    *Re: Fart Lady:*
    I've been to Ashville, NC a few years back, with my late buddy who was looking for property. I was totally surprised to see that they had a ton of vegan restaurants, art galleries and music festivals, etc. Blown away to learn that they had a very vibrant art scene and progressives. So, I am not surprised that they have such an awesome spirit like this beautiful, funny woman!

    • @NopeNopeNopeNotGonnaHappen
      @NopeNopeNopeNotGonnaHappen Před 2 lety +8

      Ashville is the Austin/Portland of North Carolina.

    • @dceplay
      @dceplay Před 2 lety +3

      Asheville is a blue city in a red state....

    • @karlysindy498
      @karlysindy498 Před 2 lety +4

      Yes! It's a great place! Thank you for the kind words!

    • @gilgemash
      @gilgemash Před 2 lety

      Ms Sindy 🌻
      I reckon that those bunches of vegan restaurants etcetera are possibly responsible for fragrant warm breezes in your neighbourhood, and you desire to have that number plate, resolves that mystery, politely.
      I presume you have two of them. One in front as well. And a few spares, in case some passers-by are envious and help themselves from your truck.
      Regards from London 😷 🌈

    • @jonathangurkin5296
      @jonathangurkin5296 Před 2 lety +1

      All the major cities in NC are like that

  • @brianbennellick589
    @brianbennellick589 Před 2 lety +195

    I didn't think anything could make me smile at this gruesome and depressing time, but the FART lady definitely did it!

    • @karlysindy498
      @karlysindy498 Před 2 lety +2

      @Mr. chicano Yeah I'm not sure how that happened either. I was born in Florence, SC and moved around in the south (WV, KY, VA, NC) I have spent most of my years in NC. So really don't know where my accent went.

    • @karlysindy498
      @karlysindy498 Před 2 lety +3

      awesome! so glad to hear it! we all need some child-like silliness in our lives right now!

    • @jsully8076
      @jsully8076 Před 2 lety +3

      This is too funny. I would laugh-cry if I saw that driving in front of me.

    • @fenrisunchained1926
      @fenrisunchained1926 Před 2 lety

      Laughing at facts seems childish to me.

    • @hurdygurdyguy1
      @hurdygurdyguy1 Před 2 lety

      That and the partial list of words not allowed! 🤣

  • @chrisyacoback6320
    @chrisyacoback6320 Před rokem +7

    Jimmy you're brilliant

  • @LedeTech
    @LedeTech Před 2 lety +33

    The fun you could have with that DMV letter.. “My late grandfather had a condition and used to fart all the time. The license plates reminds me of him and keeps his memory alive. Please don’t take my grandfather away from me again.”

  • @charlesalan5999
    @charlesalan5999 Před 2 lety +3

    “They supplied it ….and they may deny it”. Comedy Gold!

  • @Lhawk2107
    @Lhawk2107 Před 2 lety +44

    ..." nobody is getting through my wall ... expect for everybody ..."
    And as for the "Fart" plate tell the DMV that it makes people smile !

    • @StormyDog
      @StormyDog Před 2 lety +2

      Mexico must build good walls.

    • @mikeanthony2779
      @mikeanthony2779 Před 2 lety

      I think you meant to say except, not expect.

  • @covfefe5156
    @covfefe5156 Před 2 lety

    New NC motto: First in classy people.

  • @blkcatzette
    @blkcatzette Před 2 lety +4

    Ms.Cindy’s smile is infectious and her sense of humor is the coolest.

  • @stephenstewart1557
    @stephenstewart1557 Před 2 lety +11

    She should tell the DMV that she is a member of a Fast Action Response Team.

    • @carlsaveus1735
      @carlsaveus1735 Před 2 lety

      Wasn't that George Carlin's suggestion to use against Afghanistan's terrorists inside their caves? (The unit fed with Cheese, cabbage and beer).

  • @Tenly2009
    @Tenly2009 Před 2 lety +76

    Instead of interviewing the person with the FART license plate, I would have found it much more entertaining to watch an interview with the person who COMPLAINED about it.

    • @karlysindy498
      @karlysindy498 Před 2 lety +10

      haha! me too!

    • @dizzug4058
      @dizzug4058 Před 2 lety +10

      listening to another karen complain about their feelers being hurt would make me want to fart

    • @DOLsenior
      @DOLsenior Před 2 lety +5

      Maybe equally as entertaining...she was delightful.

    • @jackl4laughs
      @jackl4laughs Před 2 lety +2

      @@dizzug4058 Karen is an understatement, who willingly contacts the DMV enough that they actually do something? Those 3 letters elicit yawns or a bulging vein to appear on most people's faces, it's never been a place anyone willingly goes to...

    • @airheadrica1956
      @airheadrica1956 Před 2 lety +1

      Both

  • @alexcue6509
    @alexcue6509 Před 2 lety

    Virtually impossible to get through… unless you have a battery powered sawsall and 5 minutes.

  • @ericjones1289
    @ericjones1289 Před rokem

    I suggest that you weld it to your car to prevent the plates theft.

  • @nancytoppin7701
    @nancytoppin7701 Před 2 lety +57

    I am always nervous when they interview someone from NC but finally they found someone with a brain to put on national TV! And she actually had teeth too! Well done!

    • @wintertrooper7918
      @wintertrooper7918 Před 2 lety +1

      Must have spent a long time searching for that

    • @Jay-xh9dl
      @Jay-xh9dl Před 2 lety +5

      Because it's Asheville; I was born in NC and Asheville is the only city I would consider living in. It's small but it's seemingly where the rational minds of NC (outside of Academia) flock.

    • @gregpollock9418
      @gregpollock9418 Před 2 lety

      . .. ... "actually had teeth .... " , Ba ha ha ha ha ha aaa ...

    • @lisah9709
      @lisah9709 Před 2 lety +1

      We actually have a surprising amount of teeth here...🤓

    • @jeanponce2017
      @jeanponce2017 Před 2 lety

      @@Jay-xh9dl
      South port NC is building up nice. It's a huge amount of people from NJ moving down there and buying lots and building a home. What's funny is they go to Asheville with their kids to swim so I take it you have nice lakes there

  • @lkleeberg
    @lkleeberg Před 2 lety +54

    Yay! Go Asheville ! She was fun, happy , well spoken and made a FART plate seem kinda classy. I applaud her ! May the trail club flourish❤️

    • @atimko123
      @atimko123 Před 2 lety +3

      I hope she uses the special hardware to attach those plates ...very high risk of getting stolen

    • @edwardfletcher7790
      @edwardfletcher7790 Před 2 lety +3

      Lovely Lady 👍

  • @allwheeldrive
    @allwheeldrive Před 2 lety +2

    Karly, you're awesome! Thanks, Jimmy, for bringing us the most important news!

  • @stub2022
    @stub2022 Před 2 lety

    "And when you are done shoppings..."

  • @teresinacalarieperez8162
    @teresinacalarieperez8162 Před 2 lety +223

    I really thought that a guy was behind the "fart" plate, so refreshing it was a woman with a great sense of humor!! There may be hope for the future yet, lol.

    • @kellythomas5596
      @kellythomas5596 Před 2 lety +3

      Hello Teresina how are you doing today.

    • @jasonjackamill7745
      @jasonjackamill7745 Před 2 lety +1

      Since its a woman its ok???

    • @davel9514
      @davel9514 Před 2 lety +16

      @@jasonjackamill7745 Pretty sure you missed the point of the comment. And no, I'm not gonna explain it to you

    • @shawnalex7910
      @shawnalex7910 Před 2 lety

      Set

    • @jasonjackamill7745
      @jasonjackamill7745 Před 2 lety

      @@davel9514 please do she said I thought that a guy was behind it, so refreshing it was a woman

  • @oldrrocr
    @oldrrocr Před 2 lety +9

    where did all the money for the wall go?
    there MUST be some accounting for it (even if made up)

    • @northerngm6431
      @northerngm6431 Před 2 lety +5

      Ask Steve Bannon, him and a few cohorts stole millions from trump sycophants.

  • @Louisianish
    @Louisianish Před 2 lety

    I’m going on vacation to Asheville later this month! I hope I see the truck when I’m there. And now I want to go to one of these FART meetups! lol

  • @sarbaazchabahar
    @sarbaazchabahar Před 2 lety +1

    Nice little island.... Ya I am sorry for that buddy fish too😂😀✌️🇦🇺🍻🎣🐟

  • @errgag3580
    @errgag3580 Před 2 lety +4

    LOOK HIM UP, ...LOCK HIM UP!

  • @Leonaza7
    @Leonaza7 Před 2 lety +15

    Well, of course, we witnessed it in real time! What has taken so long?

  • @lynda6585
    @lynda6585 Před 2 lety

    Jimmy you're sick! 😂😂😂😂
    Love it!❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
    Don't stop!

  • @MultiMolly21
    @MultiMolly21 Před 2 lety

    "FAST AND READY TRUCK" ALL THE PLATE NEEDS IS A FEW PERIODS: F.A.R.T.

  • @mister.wizard
    @mister.wizard Před 2 lety +28

    I’ll betcha that when she drives around & people see her FART plate, they don’t honk at her, but they “toot” at her!

  • @randykrus9562
    @randykrus9562 Před 2 lety +23

    Sad to think it takes over a year to get enough evidence to convict....for something the entire world watched live while it was happening.

    • @KennethDonnellyStargazer21
      @KennethDonnellyStargazer21 Před 2 lety

      What inspiration for the youth of today..

    • @brucecawthorn
      @brucecawthorn Před 2 lety +2

      @Randy Phillips Vote BLUE always unless you want a Putin wannabe back in America !!!

    • @davegrauberger987
      @davegrauberger987 Před 2 lety +1

      @Randy Phillips Why, so he can finish destroying democracy? Don't you think he came close enough already? Or, are you one of those that thinks trump cheerleading for Putin and kissing Putin's and Un's a$$ is okay. Very SAD.

    • @supportiranianfreedom4982
      @supportiranianfreedom4982 Před rokem

      It's insane...any one of us would be rotting in prison right now if we were charged with half of what the orange crayon did throughout his failed Presidency.

  • @CyScorpion
    @CyScorpion Před 2 lety

    I had FREAK on my plate when I lived in Florida.

  • @michelleferrero8206
    @michelleferrero8206 Před 2 lety

    The FART licence plate reminds me of the Seinfeld episode with Krammer and the FARTMAN plate.

  • @Altinget
    @Altinget Před 2 lety +27

    Why do people even care about other peoples licence plate?...just drive on!!!...they react like it gives them a trauma for life...!? 🤷‍♂️

  • @MartyJackson
    @MartyJackson Před 2 lety +16

    War in Ukraine. Meanwhile in US, a lady fights for her right to own a FART plate.

  • @rossburg84
    @rossburg84 Před 2 lety

    100% did not anticipate that woman with the license plate. Like, at all.

  • @lorilorimer2271
    @lorilorimer2271 Před 2 lety

    They got the acronym wrong. Should be Federation for the Alleviation of Rectal Tension

  • @ryanholmquist8268
    @ryanholmquist8268 Před 2 lety +52

    I’ve always assumed everyone who lives in Asheville is cool, but now I have proof. My wife and I visited a few years ago and loved it! I’d join FART if I lived there. I mean, I definitely am a friend of Asheville’s recreational trails.

    • @colinwalker1773
      @colinwalker1773 Před 2 lety +1

      I'm sure we should be able to join online since it's "Friends of ...." and it has a website ... I just hope she's collecting dues to cash in on her 5 minutes of .... making us all smile.

    • @FilmFanatics308
      @FilmFanatics308 Před 2 lety

      @@colinwalker1773 Hi, how are you today?

    • @duaynealley3561
      @duaynealley3561 Před 2 lety

      The best fudge come from Uranus. Seriously. I dodge touristy stuff, but i was in that building for nearly two hours. Their confections are heavenly, and their puns are endless

  • @the503creepout7
    @the503creepout7 Před 2 lety +57

    TRUE STORY: so speaking of license plates... my mom's name is Betsy Jan. And it just so happens that she has an affinity for "woodies"(if u don't know what a "woody" is, they were classic cars. usually station wagons with wooden panels along the doors & hatch, that were popular in the 1960's). Anyways, in 2001 my mom("BJ") decided to buy a purple 2000 PT Cruiser with wood paneling across the exterior. so of course, she got a personalized license plate that said: "BJS WOODY". Seriously! This is no lie! "B.J.'s Woody" ...what does that make u think? And the worst part of all was that my dad didn't have a very reliable car at the time so whenever he & i wanted to take a long drive anywhere, we had to take my mom's PT Cruiser. So here are two men driving down the highway(me in my 20's & my dad in his 50's) in a purple PT Cruiser with wood paneling & a license plate that essentially suggests we have a strong desire for blowjobs & erections.
    i hated that f*cking car so much

  • @msjackson6131
    @msjackson6131 Před rokem +1

    “15 million dollar doggy door”🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @trishaann1616
    @trishaann1616 Před 2 lety

    It took a 9 yr old little girl almost 10 mins to get over that wall by herself. No help from anyone.

  • @monkeyball0204
    @monkeyball0204 Před 2 lety +78

    Almost forgot donald’s absolute inability to form a normal sentence.

    • @sarajohnson9938
      @sarajohnson9938 Před 2 lety +14

      I don't know how anyone could forget that. I literally spent four years screaming, cursing, and pulling my own hair every single fcking time I listened to him speak. Not kidding.

    • @monkeyball0204
      @monkeyball0204 Před 2 lety +3

      @Anthony Puzyn yeah, none of them were ever in charge of a country were they?

    • @JoniDiMaggio
      @JoniDiMaggio Před 2 lety +1

      @Anthony Puzyn Or we could point out the millions of childish or lacking class antics of the right wingnuts along with their inability to understand... just about everything. Their latest being "let's go brandon"
      It all started at a nascar race when the crowd started chanting. F---k Joe Biden while first time winner Brandon Brown was being interviewed. They initially thought the crowd was saying let's go brandon until it became clear what was actually said. Now that in and of itself is funny.
      But then the classless act of Republican rep Bill Posey ends his house floor speech with it and it became viral amongst both senate and house republicans to the point of ridiculousness. Some wearing masks in the capital depicting those words. Some wore baseball caps to work at the capital and Ted cruz I'm posing with a sign of the phrase at the world series. All those things being without any class or respect of the presidency itself and of course extremely childish. Then with the public taking it on using it In everything they said. It became boring and unoriginal just like the republicans themselves.
      Alas! Are we as a country forever doomed to mediocrity due to our republicans ignorance?

    • @monkeyball0204
      @monkeyball0204 Před 2 lety +1

      @Rondo James you haven’t been paying attention.

    • @sod8534
      @sod8534 Před 2 lety +2

      Yeah Biden is super cohesive

  • @differentdestiny
    @differentdestiny Před 2 lety +35

    Notice trump's leaked schedule didn't have a time slot for "walking down to the capitol with protesters"?

    • @Gabriel-oq8gs
      @Gabriel-oq8gs Před 2 lety +7

      Honestly, who actually thought that there was a chance that he would stand WITH his supporters for that? He doesn't fight with people, he only knows how to send people to fight FOR him.

    • @ericklaus3972
      @ericklaus3972 Před 2 lety +1

      Notice skyrocketing prices on everything ,notice Biden hasn't been to the Border with record illegal?

    • @Me-ou5tc
      @Me-ou5tc Před 2 lety +1

      @@ericklaus3972 notice how no one from the white house is wearing a jacket at the border that says "I REALLY DON'T CARE... DO U"

    • @Repdem
      @Repdem Před 2 lety

      @@ericklaus3972
      You should notice that when you use Whataboutism you are completely lacking a logical response

    • @ericklaus3972
      @ericklaus3972 Před 2 lety

      @@Repdem logically!! Whataboutism is a made up word

  • @salsamir4225
    @salsamir4225 Před 2 lety

    Keep the PLATES, they' re going to be BIG MONEY in auction!

  • @caru3257
    @caru3257 Před 2 lety

    That license plate would fit right in Charleston, NC.