Tucker Carlson's Jan. 6 Footage, Law Gives Biden Power to Ban TikTok: Late Night's News of the Week
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Tucker Carlson's Jan. 6 Footage, Law Gives Biden Power to Ban TikTok: Late Night's News of the Week - Late Night with Seth Meyers
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Damn, my kids school play was more crowded than CPAC was this year.
Did CPAC have to hire people to be there? Kim G. Honey you don't need to scream. The audience was quite small and I'm pretty sure they could hear. And I'm pretty sure Pres isn't fazed.
“NO I can’t stop YELLIN’. ‘Cause THAT’S just how I TALK!!!”
- Kim Guilfoyle, probably
If you saw Kimberly Gilfoyle in an episode of cops, she'd be on the dilapidated porch of an ancient and broken down "single wide" trailer, screaming about the neighbors, and you'd instantly know that she's about to be tazed.
@@user-fi7ju4nj9b You forgot a Camel Unfiltered dangling precariously.
(I thought about _Virginia Slims 100s_ but that seemed a li'l complex)
Kim G, has obviously been taking lessons from Mike Lindell, beat the supporters over the head no wonder there's only 3 people and a dog at CPAC
She's got a serious frown. Fish lips
Gargoyle probably blasted the other ten people out of the room.
The 2023 CPAC drew only a hundred or so more people than a sock knitting conference held in 2009. Yes, that's right, a sock knitting conference drew more than 2000 people, including vendors and instructors. (Stephanie Pearl-McPhee's initial Sock Summit)
I really wish this show played in Australia. Discovered it during Covid, but have just been watching clips on CZcams. Such a great show!
I like to think that Kimberly Guilfoyle shouts like that when she’s at home in order to speak to Don (sniff the white stuff) jar.
The audience all came disguised as furniture
I just love how much fun Seth is having, makes it even better!
I'll be she's naturally THAT loud, that level is her indoor speaking voice.
Only 2 volumes, Fog horn or Banshee..DJTJ must live with earplugs 24/7
Trump should take a good look at Kimberly Guilfoyle before saying anyone looks like a horse.
You know he did 😉!
Where is everybody? Her flying monkeys must have scared them off.
And they aren't even union monkeys!
did you see that Trump "tweeted" on Truth Social that the crowd was so big that they couldn't get anyone in the building - and he thanked firefighters for their help ~ the man is a pathological liar.
She scared them off with her rally screech.
Man, it's like you see a follow-up Starbuck's joke on every corner nowadays.
Fox News to the courts; "we lie to our viewers". Fox viewers to Fox News; "no you do not, you do not know what you are talking about".
The comment section over there is mortifying.
Fox News viewers are faith-based, not evidence-based. They're always going to believe whatever they _want_ to be true, regardless of the evidence.
I'm confused how Fox hasn't entirely violated their FCC broadcast license - and should have it yanked.
that would end their BS overnight.
@@peterlongprong7521 Turns out you only go to jail for street level crime. Fraud ok. Con-artist, no problem. Tip to wannabe criminals: run for congress or do higher crimes... otherwise, you got to jail! Plus you get paid bigger!! You aim too low!
Conservatives are legitimately pointing to Carlson's heavily edited Jan 6 footage as proof that it wasn't violent - as if we didn't just learn how quickly and easily he lies to his viewers.
Conservatives are a special kind of stupid.
there's a special flavor of joy watching Seth fly too close to the sun with his Starbucks jokes
I watch this to get context for corrections
I heard more children cheering for Guilfoyle than adults at 1:15.
I feel bad for those kids.
I look forward every day to see Seth
And how we need much more than camp legune for long-term cancer effects at Palestine Ohio 🎉
Kimberly looks like she cleans algae off fishtanks.
If the GOP was a person, it would have the honesty of George Santos, the brains of Lauren Boebert, the compassion of Marjorie Traitor Greene, the morals of Matt Gaetz, the integrity of Lindsey Graham, the spine of Kevin McCarthy and the personality of tRump.
You’re aware that half of the people you named think differently than the other half? If you’re over 50 it’s forgiven. If you’re not than you need to read more about what’s going on. You’re far from a progressive as well. Just falling into binary thinking of R vs D without realizing that you’ve been supporting American imperialism for the past 40 years.
you really nailed it!
Well stated
And the demonic laugh of Tucker Carlson.
lol that combo makes Frankenstein look like a genius move
I have just realized I love Seth Meyers. He has me lol'ing all by myself instead of doing my work 🤣😂🤣😂
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Love your show even though I'm an Irishman living in Ireland, (rare breed ) a lot of it is lost on me, different celebs, but I still find myself laughing, must be the spud's.
Seth, we need you, Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert to get together and destroy the right wing propaganda machine once and for all.
And see if you can get John Oliver too
Late night talkshow hosts are your saviors? Tucker was right. Lefties are insane
Hum! That can work 💪 I'm with you on this
And Jimmy Kimmel!
@@biancailie184 Yes, I agree. He and Jimmy Kimmel and it would be perfect. 🙌🏻🙏🏻
Governor High Heels of Florida is such a drag.
Was that Gorge Santos in drag?
There's a very, very strong chance, a virtual certainty, that Guilfoyle has disemboweled at least one adult human with that talon.
This guy is just fantastic. One of the best!
40,000 hours of video provided, Carlson chops it to around 8 minutes.
That's 1 part in 300,000.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and guess that he left out the parts that don't support Trump's narrative.
Why defend Trump/MAGA in public, after all the things you said about him in private?
'Not red or blue...it's all about the green' R. Murdoch
They already have showed you the worst parts. I guarantee you your king wouldn't hold that back from his subjects.
@@bradleysmith9431 Trump actually enjoyed the violence and was happy people were watching it on Jan 6. The White House staff who were with him on that day testified (under oath) that he was gloating because all those people were fighting for him. He didn't care if Pence or anyone else was in danger. He's a menacing narcissist who cares only about his inflated ego, his wealth and his power. He has a dark soul and it is full of hate and vengeance.
I'd love to see trump run a campaign from a cell on Rikers island
Hey, hey, don’t underestimate The Wigpussy; he just needs an american flag and a cellphone and he’ll be gleefully posting crap to youtube boasting that he’s the only guy on Ryker’s to get rectally violated three or four times EVERY SINGLE MORNING and his poll numbers STILL go up in the afternoon…..
You can cherry pick the footage of the riots and come to the conclusion that it was peaceful, but you can not cherry pick all the footage of Tucker Carlson and make him look smart.
Tucker Carlson's laugh sounds like one you'd expect from a portly old rich lady with a pince-nez and a poodle with a diamond collar.
I'm pretty sure that's not happenstance.
😂😂😂
_from a portly old rich lady with a pince-nez and a poodle with a diamond collar_
...and wearing a coat made from dalmatian puppies. :)
Geez, what a mean thing to say about plump elderly women who love dogs and bling! Tucker's creepy laugh is in a vile class by itself.
What ever you do... dont address the subject of his reporting. Just stick to personal insults.
The joke about Ucker Carlsons kids Tjmaxx & Kohl! Was freaking hilarious ❤
That was a hit new segment!😃
ROFL that was way funnier than usual, more so because even with jokes aside, the news is higher quality than most of the news outlets, hah!
He is so much fun. Calm & Hilarious 😆 !
Girl with the phone 1:15 us not even paying attention to the screaming lady 🤣😅
“union monkeys” 😂
Gilfoil reminds of a garish Quasimoto.
Don Orange, kimberly gargoyle, coke jr, ivanka, jared and eric all national treasures god bles them, the world best family of grifters!
I have one message for Kim. It Is Time To Get Some Help!!!!
SCREAMING 🤣 @ 12:17 - The audience reacting in pure disgust at the Hidden Valley Ranch Ice Cream reveal. That loud ass, in-sync "UGH!". I'm with them on that note.
The Starbucks reference reminds me of a time I went to Provo, Utah to visit BYU. When leaving Provo we stopped at a local Starbucks to buy coffee for the trip home to Idaho; 2 of us are coffee drinkers and needed the caffeine that early in the morning. My co-worker in front of me got the last coffee that had been brewed for the morning; I was told that it would take another 10 - 25 minutes to start another brewing if I wanted to wait. I ended up waiting to buy coffee at a convivence store closer to the Idaho border about 1 hours drive. How does Starbucks run out of of coffee early in the morning? Life is always full of unexpected surprises! 😣
I feel your pain… Hope you never had to hunt for coffee again
Hahah cause it's being run by idiots. I work for sbux. And they're a lot of ratchet Starbucks'
SETH;
I LOVED the Rach’ joke 😏
When I was in a hard rock band in high school we drew more people. And we sucked.
“Why you yelling?”… 🤣🤣🤣
They should call it "Please Stay Hidden Ranch" ice cream...
😂😂😂😂 Gotta love the empty room!
Tuckems is calling the Capitol Police liars. He needs to be expunged. The little girl in Dr. Seuss' "The Cat In The Hat Comes Back" gets the Cat in the Hat (Tuckems) and Thing 1 (Shawn) and Thing 2 (Laura) to tuck (pun intended) tail and leave the house.
The hidden valley ranch joke, you could have ended at the crowds grone! The grone was a perfect punch line!!
Grone is an obsolete form of GROAN. Who knew?! Had to Google it. English is a perplexing language. We also have GROWN which is the past participle of grow.
@@janetttyminski7295
I knew! And that's why I used it! 🖕🏼
A lot of good laughs in there!
_LNSM_ is the only late-night shoe where the host highlights his writers so much that even when a segment has a title card graphic with a disembodied voice-over all his loyal viewers instantly recognize him as "oh yeah that's John Lutz"
Love you Seth ... you are the Best 🎉😊
No, he’s not. John Oliver is the best.
@@janetttyminski7295 ¿Por que no los dos?
Kimberley Guilfoyle is literally just living eye makeup at this point.
What happened? So sick of this criminal world.
Drumpf Jr girlfriend starting to look like a gargoyle ...
She’s (?) too terrifying for a friendly little gargoyle. An alien, maybe? Did you notice her pointer fingers? Yikes!
Everyone just ignores the couple that ran around Australia- 365 marathons in 365 days……..
Please tell me more
@@MongooseJeffOfficial couple, think they were in their sixties. They ran a marathon a day for a year. All the way around Australia.
Best week of the year by far
Oh now we have a follow up Starbucks Joke??!?!
Another perfect video! You’re the best 🤣🤣
I really shouldn't have laughed that hard at the Siegfried and Roy joke. But there were cats.
Seths Tucker impression is so good I can't even jackal it. I wait week after week for him to fumble and nah
THAKNS SETH
I never use anything but small, medium , large at Starbuck-their designations are just too, too precious
How about a segment called "Why is she always yelling?" 🤷🏼♂️🤦🏼♂️
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Kimmie Tinfoil hat Gillfoil...Coked out again, I see.
There is a striking similarity between Tucker and Donald as pictured here. Same inconclusive features; lack of eye contact.
This weekened stephEn colBert, Jimmy FalloN, and SetH MeYers only in Las Vegas, NV
Seth is the best. It's kind of sad that a talk show like this has more integrity and honest than Fox News does.
Yep we get great news coverage from the late night entertainment show and something from the "news" channel (that says in court it's entertainment) that is neither news nor entertainment
How much do you think tucker Carlson paid for his toupee?
“Where is everybody?” Guilfoyle clearly ate the other audience members. Seriously, is she an actual troll?
"Where is everybody?" is the same question asked by Enrico Fermi... 🤔
Does this kimberly yell like that at home too? She scares the crap out of me.
Can you believe that Kimberley Guilfoyle used to be married to Calif Governor Gavin Newsom! True.
I'm sure he's regretted it ever since.
😅 one of the best ever thank you
I used to love Mitch Hedburg ....
Our Gov in Flori-duh is #GovFattyPants
Correction: 5:40 TJ, Max, and Cole would surely be Tucker Carlson’s THREE sons, right?
You nailed it!
How does John Wick have time for a puppy?
"Where is everybody?"
Half the regular attendees chose No Mask Hill to die on.
A salad😂😂😂😂 🤢 Awesome News, Seth💚
Meatball Guilfoyle
How does Kimberly Guilfoyles jawbone keep getting wider?
I hope they didn't pay Guilfoyle $60k for that speech!
Also that Rachel Ray joke was so good. I wish CZcams supported optional auxiliary caption layovers that viewers can optionally switch on which _LNSM_ could use to lower-third which writer wrote which joke. I can see Google's nerds rolling out this feature on CZcams and calling it something bland and unimaginative but admittedly descriptive as is the Google way like "Google Annotations"
Bring. Back. The Sea Captain.
I hate the Sea Captain.
Free wifi? What the hell, I flew United a month ago, and I didn't get anything!
This is the only good place that can make me laugh at news why did Trevor have to leave the daily show
Kimberly G looks so manly while Jr looks so girly
How have I already seen this episode yesterday? So confused. Maybe I had a vision?
Week in review😂
Where's the missing 12% from the poll?
Seth just makes my night!!! XOXOXO
A story would be, who is paying the service provider for "Truth Social"? It's not Trump.
This was a hilarious segment... espesh the Racheln Ray comment LOL
It’s totally a hit, Seth!
please make a montage of Oscarati saying "the slap heard 'round the world"
Will somebody please get Miss Kim a new makeup artist and some voice lessons?! Good God, what a horror.
“It’s time to put America first”. She sounds like a crazy robot. 1:11
Why was Kimberly yelling? Because the ten people scattered across the room were 85 years old and about deaf.
I would rather see Fox Entertainment taken off the air! Tucker stirring up the Extremist Lunatic Trumper's.
im naming my band "forced monkey labor"