Prince William's $1 Billion Estate, Lindsey Graham's Abortion Ban: Late Night's News of the Week
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Prince William's $1 Billion Estate, Lindsey Graham's Abortion Ban: Late Night's News of the Week
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I love this relaxed paradigm post the pandemic that Seth and the Crew found their way to. It's so breezy and chilled out, like there's always an inside joke being made and everyone is somehow in on it. And the decision to not go back to suits really seals the deal.
It has been fascinating to witness it unfold, and it is refreshing to see them where they are now. The show is now an awesome experience today because of it. Much love and respect to Seth & crew.
@@WraithWriter yup, it's a wonderful trajectory. There doesn't seem to be a trying-too-hard-ness about it.
I didn't like the show before the pandemic. I felt like Seth was too stiff. Now it's my favorite
So, you want everyone to look like $hit? You’re cool when people are unkept, unprofessional looking, and don’t wear a suit. Got it.
@@janedoe247 lol
The snow globe mime was my favorite.
😄
"I'm not sure that was my mistake" - omg Wally, I love you 😂
Yeah, who needs Seth?! Put Wally in the chair! I wonder who does the cards at Saturday Night Live now?
The cue-card bobble was priceless. Love it when things get weird.
yeah got to love seth
things get weird.... aka.. LIFE
But dont gotta love Wally. Zzzzzzzzzzzz
Wally’s response was just amazing.
By Royal god king princess prince princess and king your hit by prosecuting
“And if you think that the line to the Queen is long…” - brilliant.
Birb Luv, don't message him. He is a scammer.
Abortion is a right?Or a crime?
Just so funny!
"I'm not sure it was my mistake."
Wally is an f-ing legend.
This is why I watch Seth, quality snow globe miming.
"The unborn" are a convenient group of people to advocate for. They never make demands of you; they are morally uncomplicated, unlike orphans, they don't need money, education, or childcare; they allow you to feel good about yourself without any work at creating or maintaining relationships; and when they are born, you can forget about them, because they cease to be unborn. It's almost as if, by being born, they have died to you. You can love the unborn and advocate for them without substantially challenging your own wealth, power, or privilege, without re-imagining social structures, apologizing, or making reparations to anyone. They are, in short, the perfect people to love if you want to claim you love Jesus but actually dislike people who breathe.
This is brilliant!
vicky graham - 💯 you speak the TRUTH
Or if you don't care about anyone but yourself.
Wonderfully stated.
Beautiful Vicky, just beautiful.
Railroad workers aren't going to strike because they got increased pay and time off, I think that needs to be emphasized. Unions are great!
Every working stiff in the USA should be in a union.
I remember when I worked for a factory through a temp agency, they forced us to sit through a video about unions and told us to turn them in if we were approached 🤣. My mother and first stepfather used to work for the same place, except she was company and he was union. So every year in October union would inevitably go on strike, which made it super awkward at the picket line.
@@musicfanatic7740 Funny family situation! The powers that be in the USA have done all they can to crush unions and prospective unions practically forever. Of course moneyed interests want to keep the profits as high as possible for themselves and have no rules about working conditions, wages, hours, etc. Their propaganda has divided the working class and tainted the discourse. If ALL workers were to refuse to work without a union, we'd all be in them and benefit from them.
Thank you, Seth I can always count on you for a good deep laugh. Always.
There should be the snow globe awards. All winners must shake them before leaving the stage.
"Can't believe you waited your entire life..." is a PRIMO joke that might outlive all of us.
Unlike… well… y’know
I thought that was brilliant too!
That James Taylor joke was much funnier because it was jacked up😅
Seth is so ridiculously good at his job.
I laughed way too loud at Wally mixing up the 2 cue cards. He’s punching up the jokes! He needs writing credit.
In Wally's defense: I truly think, after watching it twice, that Wally made no mistake. There is a card missing, if you look closely. He didn't skip any cards, which is why he's also confused, and says, "I don't think it's my fault". Someone (an intern, or someone who earns much less than Wally) who put the cards in sequence for Wally, fucked up. The card is entirely missing. When they show him going back through the cards, it's not there. To Seth's cred: I have never seen any performer come back better from such a blunder. Seth nailed it. Amazing work!
@@joannafarben1687 Whomever did it deserves a sticker at least. Seth is really brilliant in the spontaneous moments.
Abortion is a right?Or a crime?
2:31 this joke should have been saved for the next surprise joke inspection
Indeed 😄
Hell of a way to end the week! You always seem to land on your feet though Seth. I f****** love it!
The comment about Prince William, (now Prince of Wales) being a suspect made me laugh during these sad times here in Uk.
Thanks. Xx
I would give you the Emmy! My favorite late night show. In fact, it is the only one I watch
+100 only one worth watching
Another fantastic video. Loved the cue card problem, the way Seth and Wally laugh and joke with each other is always something I look forward to seeing!
I died of laughter "u up girl" mom.
Trump eulogy, as much as I hate seeing his face, the Hogwarts line was gold!!! 😂🤣😂
Seeing the 🍊💩’s photo gives me momentary but extremely intense PTSD
@@maryrosekent8223 Doesn’t it though!
I hope no one could in trouble over the cue-card mistake - moments like that are a much-needed dose of genuine humanity.
When Seth says something funny, but then turns it to cringe, and he just does his disappointed laugh 😂😂😂
“Don’t believe me? Look behind you!”
“What?” *looks back*
“Oh sh@t!”
William looks like someone tried to strangle him with that tie.
If he can't tie a _Windsor_ _knot,_ he's 'knot' fit to be in the family that bears the name.
That back and forth with wally was ballz out fuckin hilarious!!!!! #Best Host Seth
This is my comfort show:) I love seth and the crew so much
I can't believe we need a nationwide class on the difference between waving hi (one handed wave) and waving for help (two handed wave over your head) but this story is not the first time this has happened.
Suspect joke is gold
😃 You're literally the funniest late night show...An Oscar please
Emmy.
after conan was forced out... seth is by default the funniest...because like conan .. he doesn't try too hard.. he just flows...
Can confirm Massachusetts has unpaved roads in cities and towns. Like, many, in several places. There are several things that are good about the state, but this is mindblowing to me. The people deserve better.
Some cities, just call them potholes.
The only place with worse roads is Jersey
I live in a midwest capital city. We have streets that when I was a child were paved, then the district where they originally were bricked streets got the pavement removed for historical tourist purposes and are the crappiest potholed streets because the brickworks that was part of the building materials foundry businesses no longer exist locally, and no one is alive who knows how to fix brick streets.
🤔Just how much money for this infrastructure does our capital city waste on the street issues? Winter snow removal, which does more damage in this part of town? Ha.
As a Chicagoan by birth, I sympathize. Haven't lived there in a while, and I believe it's gotten better, but I remember road construction going on all over the city and looking at potholes thinking, "Didn't they just fix that?" It was enough to make one wonder about the ways the city was living up to its historical reputation. Great city, though. Love it to death.
It's a shame about the brick roads, and that, apparently, the city didn't have the foresight to provide for proper maintenance. I may be biased as I've lived there and now have in-laws there, but I think we all could learn a lot from the Netherlands. It might be a bit unfair to compare as there are plenty of differences between here and there--and they are consistently rated in the top 10 for infrastructure worldwide--but reading your words made me think of countless cities and towns there which have beautiful brick-lined streets across their downtowns--all sorts of places, really--gently sloping up and sloping down, which feel safe and solid as you drive on them, and are wonderfully maintained. Now, I'm not saying we have to do better than that, but I believe we can at least do better than we are.
I say this, too, not to disparage anyone. I know someone who does roadwork personally. He's a great person and I'm sure he does excellent work. It's just...I feel like there's "a disconnect" somewhere, something that might require adjustments across the system. I'd like to see it done in a way that keeps everyone involved and invested in our infrastructure.
Love the vibe bw seth and wally🤪
I can't believe you waited your entire life for a lousy job! Rich!!!!!!!! Keep up the good work, Seth.
I had a brain-fail moment and confused Lindsey Graham wirh Lindsey Stirling and was so confused for a second.
All the late night shows need a soccer league. Being a competitive, straight edge, "sport fan," Oliver will have to join, then the game is to see if the Emmys give awards to hosts with broken legs.
Wally playing it fast and loose, I love it!
When he almost got the monologue and the closer look mixed up was priceless
Great jokes Seth!
Not Wally’s mistake, but Wally’s responsibility. Sorry, Wally. 🤷🏼♂️
Just good to have 'em back.
Didn't need to say the James Taylor name. We got it just fine.
If you are of a certain age. For example, I remember him with long hair.
Gee Whiz, I'm old.
Who's that old guy in the mirror behind me? Oh, man. Nobody is behind me.
Am I going to be the only one who points out there's no snow in LA?
not cold snow
I haven't seen anybody make a golden showers joke yet, with the gravestone quote
When he dies, the Orange One has opted for a glass lid on his coffin. Someone must've told him what's going to happen.
@America Project in the video, saying people will piss on his grave
Thanks for the laughs buddy!
You don't have to be from New England to find this comic, but it helps
8:45 Joke of the Year competition is over.
Really?
So Seth was the funniest when doing the hot sauce challenge :) lool sooo funny :) lol
Agents also seized 8 burger and fries combo meals. They did not cover Pillow Guy’s bill.
I love those Sorry, Seth moments.
The sleepy California town of Scotts Valley (formerly home to tech giants Seagate and Borland, now home to Ferrell's Donuts) probably has more Starbucks per capita than any other city in the world. There's one at the north end of town, one at the south end of town, a kiosk in the Safeway near the west end of town, a new one right across the street from the Safeway, and a kiosk in the soon-to-open Target right next door.
Scotts Valley has a population just over 12,000, so that's almost 1 Starbucks for every 2,500 people. If Seattle had the same number of Starbucks per capita, it would be home to around 300 locations. Instead it has 50.
OK, maybe "sleepy" is the wrong adjective.
(Lauder is Lawder, not Lowder)
The photo in the ‘Mom’ texts is Seth’s real Mom.
Love you Seth!
I love Dan Brown. One of my favorite authors and book series.
The position pertaining to the Duke of Cornwall and the Duchy of Lancaster is much misunderstood even by most British people. Prince William has inherited both positions from his father. Both titles generate huge sums of money but most of it goes to the Exchequer. In return the royal family are gave back a much smaller sum under an ancient agreement for royal expenditure. Prince William will nominally "own" lands and property. If somebody must own these much better the royal family own them rather than a syndicate of Russian billionaire gangsters.
Many Britons would love to be able to buy their homes, but the Crown won’t sell. Generation and generations of renters.
@@u.synlig It is not because of Crown land. We have the same thing in Canada - and it's not preventing people from buying their own houses. That has much more to do with faults in the real estate market, and corruption thanks to Chinese gang and money laundering influence in Vancouver, and Toronto. Blaming the Crown sounds like a China or Russian tactic.
@@susantunbridge4612 If “The Crown” is the holder of one’s 99-year lease, what has that to do with ‘Chinese gangs and Russian money laundering’? 🤨
@@u.synlig denied generational wealth.
@@u.synlig The places not rented out by the crown are rented out by even more filthy rich people, some of whom got their wealth in filthier ways (compared to the filthy acts of conquering Britain and an entire empire of colonies).
Not Ferrari's first four door vehicle.
It's their first 4x4 SUV.
Get him jackals, I expect to see it on the corrections.
James Taylor’s “Levon Helm” plastic surgery worked out great!
man you got to love seth...cmon john love you ..but at least give him ONE...please
If they ever need a new cue card holder at the Del Boca Vista talent show...
Damn, Seth! A solid comedy rock in the midst of a mush
Haha. This was a good one!!
Priceless ! You read my mind. I can't wait to water his grass.
Good recovery, Seth
8:41 I'm holding it starting now
Amen to Dan Brown!
lolol dat adele joke doe! =P
the shirt wasn't the problem with that one....love your work though Seth!
Anything on the drama in the world of chess? Surely if someone can make us laugh about it…it’s you!
I guess I'm unique in my willingness to abandon stories as soon as I stop caring. I haven't finished 50% of the books I have started
You are always a winner to many, many people. Snow gloves rule?
The screw up was funny, please don't beat Walley.
I was one of those people that recently texted my mother asking if I was vaccinated for polio >.
didn't ferrari already make a 4 door suv that looked like a hummer?
Them Globes!!!!
Only one billion? Do you know the King of Thailand is worth over fourty billion? Thailand?
love him
Yess
How'd Seth got his hands on Trump's actual eulogy for the Queen? Did he just send Wally with a funny moustache? Really should be worried about security at Mar-a-Lago.
I Study A Becoming Businees work at The Bank In Boston , Since I Was Making Candy Apple For Dessert for 5:00 am For Dessert. Oreos, Brown Sugar.
Not inviting former heads of state will possibly affect Elizabeth's inlaws, the former royal family of Greece. It may also explain why the civil servants didn't send an invite to the crown princess of Denmark, inviting only the Queen (currently longest serving female head of state) and crown prince.
who knows with them
Seth and Wally... 💞
5:03 - is that Wally??!?
They need that bill and pass it quickly.
Yo I be waiting in that line tho....
haha Wally's never getting another line now :(
That was was rough set..
So the Ivy League version of Elementary School's reduced lunch programs. 02:31 👀
(5:58) Wally for the win!
7:39 Are we sure that's not just a Before/After US Presidency comparison pic of Joe Biden?
I’m planning my trip.
Fortunately, TFG is so self-absorbed, he’ll definitely go with an easily identifiable gravesite.
He's probably already got plans to build himself a gold-plated mausoleum the size of the Lincoln Memorial but 1000 times tackier.
@@rebeccaelliot6586 No doubt. It’s a good thing hold doesn’t oxidize-except, of course, won’t actually be gold. 🤣
If Ivanka, Don Jr, and Eric were smart, they'd add a hotel to the golf course where their mom is buried, and bury their dad there in a special tomb. Assuming we're not still in the middle of a 2nd civil war, they should make some cheddar from the death of the antichrist.
@@nuplanner5345 fool's gold aka Pyrite.
🤣🤣🤣🤣Gold
I just love you
It's NEVER Wally's mistake! 🤣
Un-sending messages is a new thing for Apple?
Congrats on the snowglobe, Seth!
I can write better newsy jokes. How do i sign up?
Is there a writer's strike?
ferrari made plenty of four door cars !
It's no surprise you didn't win the emmy. The drop off in the quality of writing has been noticeable. You should have hired me you know, back when I didn't apply. But you guys should still hire me you see it uptick in viewers because my writing is spot on but then again I'm also really full of myself and think very highly of myself so hey, I could just suck. Actually now that I think of it, I think I just suck and I'm way too full of myself.
O, Lord, it's hard to be humble, when you're perfect in every way...- Mac Davis