Biden to Run for 2nd Term, Trump "Respects and Admires" Melania: Late Night's News of the Week
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Biden to Run for 2nd Term, Trump "Respects and Admires" Melania: Late Night's News of the Week - Late Night with Seth Meyers
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Late Night with Seth Meyers
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It breaks my heart to miss out of you Seth but it’s for a good cause. Good luck writers! You are the heart, brain, and guts behind every show
Sun dial joke was chef’s kiss, Seth.
Seth's giggles make my day
I love that one woman on the left side of my iPad whose laugh cuts through everyone else’s.
2:54 Seth needs an "In case of Emergency, break class for last minute joke" device.
“Micro dosing indictments!” 🤣
Great recap of the week! 🎉
I just love this guy. 😂😂😂😂
I've never been frustrated with Ikea furniture. They're the simplest thing possible
Same here, but I'm half Swedish sooooo.... 😂
I hired the Swedish bikini team to assemble my furniture. 🤣
Love ya Seth
They can go back to heckling the Muppets and they actually look like those two guys lol man Seth went there 😂
tRUMP respects and admires Melania about as much as everyone else. Plus don't feel bad for Melania, she knows what dumpy don is all about. She's not much better.
Agreed. She's getting paid to perform and she does.
Good one Seth!!! lol
I like the weird unnecessary transition at 11:20
The way Seth said Martin Van Buren was so funny. I did not see that coming. Martin Van Buren…ya burnt!
I'm a bit disappointed that they put up some random word in Welsh when the actual way you spell "school" in Welsh is "ysgol" and that works equally as well for the joke
because nothing says "respect and admiration" like missing your own wife's birthday!
To be fair, he said respect and admire, not love, honor, or cherish.
I'd argue that banging a porn star while your wife is recovering from the birth for your child, cannot be beaten for a loving display of spousal "respect and admiration".
As good conservative family-values Christian boys do, amirite? Talk about beatings, at least he didn't rape and beat "Melanie" like his first wife "Hole No.1 at Trump National Golf Club Bedminster". Or like that 13-year-old girl he had a rape contest with his bosom buddy Jeffrey Epstein over.
@@henrygvidonas9573 PREACH!
Or cheating on her with a porn star while she's pregnant with his son. So respectful! Very admirable!
@@gamepapa1211 right ?
My cat is offended by your joke
News of the Week is the biggest slap to my face after watching all week and hoping for a Friday show.
Watch the google censor this comment triggered by the more intrusive ads!
GIGO CZcams has become the primary vector of civilization's destruction.
Congrats to the advertisers!
“Said Tucker Carlson to a houseplant.”
Deliciously savage.
I really like Seth
That movie theater moose is that the same one who was seen in a McDonald’s with its head in a Happy Meal box? It sure gets around!😂
I think it's the same video and that theater has fast food.
Very good I like the show better today than other ones😂😂😂
Hello, how are you doing today?
I hope this writer's strike gets resolved soon. A week without Late Night is no week at all.
It will .. Hollywood will retaliate with more reality and game shows and using AI to write the scripts
Writer's strike? I haven't noticed. What are they striking for now? Surely, they would have got what they wanted after the last strike, or they wouldn't have come back.
@@timothygraham4304 contracts end and must be renegotiated.
Trump, Biden, DeSantis, Greene, the royals et al... The comedy pretty much writes itself... Not a great deal of bargaining leverage for the writers. They may not have thought this through. Just sayin.
Is it weird this segment was interrupted by a Verizon commercial starring Seth?
3:44 thought the weakest president punchline was going to be "William Henry Harrison" who died 31 days into office (and succeeded Martin Van Buren, coincidentally) ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
I’d still argue James Buchanan makes more sense, in that his weakness and ineffectualness was actively damaging to the country.
A week before the moose in the movie theater....there was also one in a hospital😂
Its like maxing out your credit card and refusing to pay your bill.
"school" in Welsh is "ysgol" and god I hope this got Well Actuallyed in Corrections
from my best guess they wrote "white medicine", stuck the two words together, and forgot to swap the colour to after Medicine (Gwyn at the start of the word).
Not the most fluent of welsh btw, Though I've lived here all my life and know the basics.
@@Goblinoiddoof yeesh. I'm just learning on Duolingo, I didn't even try to translate what they had onscreen
President Biden is not old, He's seasoned. Xo
Yes Biden Awesome ❤😊hes the best president
It’s just Grimace. It’s his name not a title 🐾
I don't understand the paw prints in your comment...they are very cute, but I don't get the context. 🤔🥴
I confess I LOLed at the moose and popcorn joke.
Grandpa Theft Auto, anyone?
A moos bit my sister once!
No really it was a rare Norwegian Møøs!
Does Seth do the monologue last!?
Canada dropped the Gripen fighter when we found in the contract that some assembly is required.... who knew that Saab and Ikea are partners in the Gripen program....
Isn't "Abbott Elementary" a network show, not Netflix?
Vermont laughs hard at Idaho.
How did the “Free Sundial” joke make it past the pre show meeting? Who wrote it and why? Just asking questions.
Soaking has a special meaning in Utah and so my brain went around the loop a couple of times trying to figure out how Big Mac sauce would play into it. Then it clicked. But thanks for the lingering trauma.
10:44
Just to clarify, that is not how it's fucking spelt. Like I get it's a joke and all but be serious here. All the joke I am seeing is "heehoo they speak a different language to us."
To anyone who wants to know, School is Ysgol. "gwyngyllfeddyginiaeth" is very loosly meaning "white medicine." However, it's the words "white" and "medicine" put together and swapped around (Welsh swaps colour and thing, or more accuretely English does compared to other languages. So here it would be "medicine white.")
Okay, Meyers, that's it with the ageism. Stay funny instead.
FUN FACT: Martin Van Buren was the only US president not to speak English as his first language. He was born in the Hudson Valley in a Dutch enclave, so spoke Dutch as his first language.
🙄🙄
I smell a buddy cop movie.
11;10 As long as he isn't touching his Gnomon !!!! 7;52 To really make this a sick joke , spell it with a "G"
Biden is 15 years older than retirement age. Whatever happened to golden years
got upped to 90..? 😅
@@Elzyrix Yep...welcome to America! 🗽😋
The people that want you to work to 70 are the same people that won't hire you at 50.
Politicians find more gold with each year they stay in office?
@@gryph01 You are so depressingly accurate it makes me weep! Never fear...I've got several decades of work in me yet! 😶
rewatching. go writers!
Pigeon is delicious ! Well , squab !!!
Hey, Harry Belafonte would have finished out that term and gone on for several more years. Jimmy Carter too. Laugh, clown, laugh -- will you be so lucky?
Harry Belafonte? He was a musician. Did you mean someone else maybe?
Anyone else think of George Costanza and vanburan gang
Correction: The word is "versus" (2 syllables) not "verse." Trump versus Biden, not Trump verse Biden.
Tomato tomawto word police 🍄🇺🇲🍄🧬🍄🌍🍄
@@stephansteohanlarsen7457 Jackel's gotta jackel...
@@g.cosper8306 spelling police here 🦁if one is talking about a terrorist assassin or an African wild dog, isn't it Jackal 🍄🔥🍄🌹🍄🇺🇲🍄🇯🇲🍄🧬🍄🌍🍄 Rastafari Tucson Arizona Sonoran desert 🌵 yes I keep on keeping on Africa we are all African 🍄
@@stephansteohanlarsen7457 Thank you - I wasn't sure of the spelling, sorry
Nobody Ever Heard Of A Candid Meatpacker
#Waiting
I DARE you to spend a week letting Midjourney AI or DALL-E generate your graphics/give your graphics department the week off. :)
Even Biden was surprised he was running again.
I think that elderly people hate few things more than when people say "young" after their age. There's no more obnoxious way to point out that you see them as so old, you're in denial.
332 million but only 2 options Biden or Stupid? Katie Porter 2024.
Notice that Trump said "respect and admire" and not "love"? It's the little details that gave it away.
…so that graphic would be an a-moose-bush. 🙈
Minor fail on the look what 8 years in the White House did to Obama gag. I would have gone with the Cryptkeeper as the punch line photo for Biden.
Melania is the only respectable thing Trump has left,
but his book "Letters to Trump" was the last straw Melania had left after her crazy husband's "collection cards" 😂
What did that Welsh actually translate to?
Not sure but the Welsh for school is Ysgol. The misspelled sign was painted on the road and said “Shcool”
It doesn't. It's actually two words, stuck together, and wrongly translated. Gwyn is the colour white, and IIRC the colour of something as after its object (so RED CAR would be CAR RED).
Idk my dad is 92 and I really hope he’s still around in 4 years (his older sister is still around and is 4 years older). I think the argument against Biden is deeper than age lol. However someone younger works be great😅
There's one advantage from Biden's old age: he's not afraid of anything. Biden called Putin a murderer before Russia invading Ukraine. He appointed black women for various top positions despite critiques from Democrats and Republicans alike. He will do whatever he thinks right because he's not afraid of any consequences on his career anymore. And with his old age, bribery wouldn't work with him. Moreover, since he couldn't run for the 3rd term, I bet if he wins his 2nd term, a lot more good changes would happen.
Quit saying the US is the leader of the free world.
Free sundial... Big glitoris?
Amazing the SCOTUS is supposed to be selected from the most ethical and moral beings in the land. Now 8 of them can forget the rules because the precedent is if you get caught being unethical you just need to sign a paper saying you will be ethical from now on. I guess that precedent will extend to all criminals for the future and for sure the murderer won't do it again. Just like clarry.
Since when should age keep a qualified person from running?
Eh. Our grand children will probably be voting for presidents nearing 100. Get with it, Seth. 80 is the new 60. And, considering how much healthier and on point Biden is compared to almost any other president in recent history (except Obama), I have every confidence he will leave office in 2029 just as fit as he is now.
Sanders is looking to retire from politics
Biden is as incompetent as obama
Tucker must be the only person in America that a migrant literally took a job away from a American citizen!
Google Translate says "gwyngyllfeddyginiaeth" means "white medicine," but I thought white medicine was like "essential oils" or "juice cleanse" or something
Don Lemon gets fired and it's not even news worthy. The irony.
It was all over the news and Seth mentioned several times. The ignorance.
Some of the deadliest gamers online are over 50...
yes we are!
Geez, just saw an advert that I believed used an AI simulation of Obama's voice...it's gonna be bad. W are F
Give this to your writers. As an Aussie you do a great Murdoch. Aussie jokes are all about, Trump and him constantly claiming Trumped up charges. Everything he says people piss themselves and say it's all Trumped up. He thinks that Trumped up was invented for his family ect ect ect ect
Instead of parting ways, maybe they should try parting their hair normally.
Conduit to Destiny Andromeda S4, E8; potential source /tie in reference for Cicada ~ Cicada ?
star trekles tie in brings Sorbo back to broadway ... or just hair gel and space suits
Speaking of pigeons, you should get with Andrew Lloyd Weber for "Pigeons: The Musical". A sequel to CATS. Forget "Cicada/Cicada".
A moose bouche
Seth, the ageism jokes are getting OLD
🙄🙄
Trump For Prison 2024
Trump forces me to vote for biden like he forced those peoples into the capital building. Definitely 2day old eggsalad lol
Sanders looking to retire from politics
Media always try to paint trump in bad light i also believed that but not anymore Biden is a puppet and trump is the left manipulation hate tool
Preacher False Witness and Preacher You-Deserve-It. Are you familiar with these men?
Isn't don lemon gay?
Yes.
So what?
whitening medicine
Every time I check in here I see an angry depressed man with a laughing box . It's almost even sadder than Colbert
Every time I check in here I see an angry depressed rightwinger who doesn't understand comedy.
PS. Stop checking in here.
@@bluntrapture You're right. I must have had some manopause. Have a nice day.
The ageism isn't funny. At all. Why is this acceptable discrimination and bullying in this country???
I recommend google search for the word joke. Are you familiar with humor, sarcasm or cynicism?
@@cokesquirrel Ageism is no joke!
Biden should br forced to take a cognitive test.
You first.
He can barely walk, work or say a complete sentence!! Oh yeah, that's been Joe for 2 years already!!!
Yoda was Old 🍄🇺🇲🍄 at least he's not a Jesus freaks 🍄🧬🍄
Watching Seth Myers is like watching a train wreck for the last year. I’m really sad to see so many journalists and talk show hosts go down. They’re about the same as Tucker Carlson for the normal community. He can’t buy a laugh track audience like the 50’s. 😂
Are you rightwing? Just asking because you don't understand comedy.
I do like Seth. Usually very funny. But this was all pretty basic. 1 good joke every 10. Not great
Ageism jokes, so boring
bad woke jokes
Bad anti-woke comment from someone who's fast asleep.
Sanders looking to retire from politics
@@perrybelcourt5441 He is an exceptional man but no exception, he too needs to retire and drift off into the sun set.
@@franktalley well everybody attacked him for all of the problems that his administration doesn't listen to if I was Sanders I would have quit when I found out that Obama Pelosi Clyburn Clinton told everybody to drop out and back Biden in the primary CNN CNBC ABC MSNBC NBC news bullshit Americans about Biden record and lied about Sanders record Washington post New York times did hit pieces on Sanders campaign and Joe Rogan endorsed senator Bernie Sanders but independents not allow to vote in some democratic primary states and he didn't want his supporters to vote in the pandemic like loser Joe wanted his supporters to vote and he has alot of things he can do in Vermont
Dianne Feinstein pushing 90 and still won’t quit.
@@eyeseer1 senile and Chuck protect that woman and she from California one of the most corrupt state in America
Biden is only 80? Dang... I could have sworn he's 95+
No one's complaining about your ugly mug. Keep it in perspective champ.
Sanders looking to retire from politics
He looks 100+ with how he behaves can't even walk
@@sarov7658 I don't know
@@sarov7658 🤡
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The worst late night show of all time
why watch? i only get snippits its ok,especially since the creep trump hates it
Tucker, is it you?
@@joelf1 My comment thanking them for watching and commenting was offensive to them; They had to report it. ❄️🤭
Seth Meyers is the only funny late night host.
@@joelf1Nah pretty sure that's Gitfeld- I mean Gutfeld.
I haven't played GTA in 22 years but I remember being able to out your blinker on in the game.
So yes, one can drive a vehicle with the blinker on consistently in grand theft auto games.
Do you actually only have Jorbus like memories of gaming? the entire staff? nobody has new gen hardware? (switch does not count)
hey @10:57 translates to 'ophthalmology' on google
It translates to "white medicine" on Google Translate. And, equally, the typical Welsh word for "school" is "ysgol".
All of that said, I don't want to lodge this as a formal Correction, because it's meant to be a joke, and it was very funny.
@@Invariel That's very rational of you. I love the Welsh people, but their language is CRAZY! 🤭
@@RTPMinx I mean our language ain't that crazy. We just aren't based through a norman, roman or fully germanic background but more Celtic.
And it also isn't a word. Spot on to the other dude for actually looking it up. But it's just those two words stuck together and also swapped around. Welsh, like many languages, would trsnslate something like "RED CAR" to "CAR RED"
@@Invariel thanks for the clarification. the typical word you provide makes a lot more contextual sense.. I fell in love w the language via the writing of Susan Cooper, Dark is Rising series..
I got a gun I dare you devil rats come get mine it’s called the 2nd amendment for a reason
Nobody wants to take your dumb gun.