Trump Lashes Out at Pence, Biden's Bicycle Fall: Late Night's News of the Week
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Trump Lashes Out at Pence, Biden's Bicycle Fall: Late Night's News of the Week
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Seth is so charming that even when the jokes bomb you love him anyway.
I went over the handlebars of my bike when I was 20 years younger than that man.
Accidents happen, which brings me to the need for abortion.
Even if taxpayers were covering the cost of abortions which they aren't, that's a lot cheaper than covering the cost of an unwanted child in the system that the taxpayers have to cover for many years.
Especially the unadoptable ones like, DNA issue, physical anomalies, product of rape, biracial, addiction syndromes, incest babies, dead mother babies, HIV babies.
How much is the cost of all this minimal care till 18 or possibly for life? The cost of forced Christianity is a bad tax holder investment.
How do I opt out?
Or how about in states with "Life begins at conception" laws that make it illegal to have a miscarriage, which happens accidentally in about 1 in 4 pregnancies. They'll have to significantly increase the Homicide Departments in the Police to handle all of the new miscarriage investigations to make sure none of them were preventable.
They’re farming us for the next generation of blue collar work force. Rich can’t stay rich if there’s not enough worker bees.
Exactly!!!
@@david2869
Soon they'll make a law which make you register every time you have sex, and if you aren't pregnant, they investigate!!!
That Kraft singles joke alone deserves a thumbs up
Thanks, Seth, for letting me hear some of the news without throwing the remote out the window. Love you. :o)
Exactly why I watch
Seth got me though the worst of TFG’s BS!
I love Seth’s ratings
I love how the supreme court says that states should regulate themselves on abortion but don't allow states to self govern on guns. 🤦🏼♀️
So much for Pro-Life...
One party's plan is to create more poverty and raise taxes, and then go after Social Security and Medicare, after blocking everything helpful to America, just so they can point fingers and get votes and regain power.
Owning Libs is not a plan or a platform.
If Republicans were in charge right now, what could they do about gas prices and inflation? 🤔
There's going to be a lot of poverty because of the Supreme Court's ruling, and taxes will have to be raised to cover the needs of all of the babies that will be born into homes that can't afford them.
I'll bet the GOP votes No on expanding social service needs to cover these babies they're forcing mothers to bring into the world.
Can't VA Hospitals & Clinics, Federally Funded Facilities and or properties on Federal Land facilitate Women's Health needs? 🤔
That could be done by
Executive Order! 😉
@@OtayBuckwheat at this point I am not sure how good the medical care that veterans receive is. The system may not be able to handle the influx of patients. I have an Uncle who has to wait forever to get the care he needs.
@@deborahbarnes6741
It would be a way for women in Red States that are taking away their rights, to get prenatal care and an abortion if needed.
Oh man that warren buffet joke going over everybody's head was hilarious! "I guess I'm the only one that can guess" LMAO!!!
One of my favorite things is his reactions when jokes flop😅 Pure gold.
Exqueeze me?
Maybe, I still don't know what he was talking about?
@Bon Goaie your spam is getting reported yet again....
In a recent interview, Herschel Walker insinuated there are 52 states in the United States. I wish I were joking.
C'mon Georgians, don't embarrass yourself in November!
He's brain damaged and needs a caregiver, but they vote to own Libs even though there's no plan or platform.
They’re not embarrassed. Have you been to Georgia? Ungh.
Oh, what the hell difference does it make when you already have Pardon Me Margie around? They just hope he'll take some of the heat off her dumb mouth running. 🙄
They love them some stupidity! These are the same people that think trump is smart. 😒 that is scary.
@@miapdx503 yeah I always wonder why a genius would go out of his way to hide his school records. I'm thinking sheldon would have them framed and on display. But not Rump because he's so modest he would never brag about anything else 😁
Who is his first wife, "Eve". 😂😂😂 Freaking funny. 😂😂😂
I work in a grocery store, the truck came in today and brought in a ton of Rudy Guilaiani's favorite drink! They also brought Diet Pepsi too. 🤣
I was 60 years younger than Biden when I forgot to undo the steering lock on my motorcycle and fell off at less than 2 miles an hour, cracking a shoulder blade. And I can't see Trump actually being able to ride a bike, let alone fall off one.
This happens to everyone, or at least to my brothers and sisters in law , one broken nose , one ankle! They are much younger , cycle every weekend, 100’s of miles!
Biden is too old
Done that, been there. Didn't break myself, but did seriously bust my wing mirror.
i used to bicycle around alot over the years and had a few accidents,no broken bones thankfully but have cut myself up pretty bad a few times.
even skateboarding i always walked away with a cuts and nothing broken...
@@icedteagames true enough,but at least he tries to get some exercise. i could not even imagine trump walking across a street to get his next big mac....
OK Seth! This is why we love you! So not one person in the audience understood, yet alone laughed at your joke. Yet you as the infinite comedian master grab the situation and eventually explain it at 2:22!
You're right there was absolute silence. They were all waiting for another part.
Er, PLEASE tell me you're being sarcastic. Funny how these late night Biden asskissers REFUSE to talk about the abortion issue so far, because it happened under TOTAL democrat control, so it would be kind of hard to just pretend like Biden and the dems couldn't have done anything about it. But I'm sure they'll find a way. If Biden and the dems were able to blame the parliamentarian for thier REFUSAL to raise wages, despite PROMISING to do so on the campaign trail, then I'm sure they'll squirm their way out of this one too. Hell, Biden was able to staight up LIE about giving us a $2000 check, and NONE of these people called him out for it, we actually ended up getting more help during the pandemic from TRUMP, who ALSO had both houses during his first term, funny how this fascist overturning of abortion rights didn't happen then. Fact of the matter is, MORE right wing things happen when DEMOCRATS are in control, because they are to the RIGHT of the republicans now, they are able to get away with it because the media is on their side. They are bought by the SAME DONORS. That's why Obama turned two wars into seven, because he was able to get away with it. They just pretend like they are on your side, straight up lie about what they're going to do, and then, when they are actually in power, things get MORE dire. Bush NEVER could have started five more wars, the media was already destroying him( and rightfully so) for the Iraq nonsense, so they just got some smooth talking black democrat in so that the left would go to sleep, which is EXACTLY what happened. Trump also NEVER could have gotten away with overturning abortion rights, they had to wait until the dems took control, so everyone could just make out like it's no big deal, and there's nothing Biden could do. Oh, and the dems won't do a DAMN thing to punish Trump, because they NEVER do, this is all just a distraction so people won't be talking about how we're being screwed financially. Don't be fooled by all these late night grifters who are being paid off by the one party oligarchy to keep you in the dark.
i knew it would be about blowing that much money on a lunch. Come on you guys!!
I had to watch it 3x!! 🤣🤣
Aw, RC Cola brings me back to summer camps too cheap to buy Coke. Good times.
The bottler/distributor is a motorcycle shop now.
Said it before, saying it again. When Seth's jokes land, he's funny. When they bomb, he's HILARIOUS! The man is a late night talk show host cheat code. He wins no matter what. I honestly feel bad for everyone else who actually has to deal with the consequences of bad jokes.
Democrats dont use all available Info-Sources, i'd argue.
Never forget to vote and also use 'Some More News' and 'Telltale Atheist' as
Info-Sources and Warning-Signs.
Qanon, Radicals and so much more is covered by those Guys. Local Issues, Global Issues,Cosmic-Horror-Issues. I mean, hello, can you have more Issues?
@@loturzelrestaurant no one uses all sources correctly
@@Krushak8888 True,
but we can improve.
I got your Warren Buffet joke, Seth. All is well. :D
The commentary regarding primaries for Trump and Desantis 😂😂😂😂😂
I can barely stomach the doom and gloom of the current newscycle, but Seth has proven that the ''same thing that make you laugh can make you cry''...thanks for making this $hitshow somewhat palatable.
Well said 🌹
Keep it together Seth ❤️ lmao
"Tour de France"? I can't imagine, how that's pronounced. Could a movie clip with Bill Shatner help us at that?
Go watch corrections celebration y'all! It's so fun and wholesome :)
Awwww, Gee, Seth--who needs to watch the news broadcasts when we have YOU? Thanks for the news chuckles....Hope you had a good weekend......see ya soon...
Dude I live where gas prices are in liters, and the price is like $2.50. And that's in the 'city'.
🇨🇦 yup.
It's funny when I point that fact out to Trump supporters. It's always inflation and gas prices. Well I tell them go to Europe where the price is 2.50 euros per litre. They say but still inflation. To which I respond. It's global, and corporate greed. They usually walk away shaking their heads. I wish people would do their own research, instead of listening to right or even left wing messenging.
The Late Night Team got more millage out of that bike than Biden did
Mileage
@Message Me Now ±⑤③⓪②③⓪③③④① ^^^ It was a correction.
He meant to correctly spell, "mileage." Matt meant the writers on Seth's show used President Biden's tumble from the official bicycenclariot for several jokes...
...
Kraft singles! Love this summary! Keep ‘em coming!!!
"Thanks" is so much better then a "I love you " if it comes from a random person😅
Why would a random person say "thanks" then "I love you." That makes no sense at all.
@@carolinacooper7068 that the point. If a random person Said it, you should run. Dont have to make sence. Many crazy people in the world man
@@francisengevik9517 You missed my point entirely.
I love Seth's Trump. The best. ♥
His POS #45 is my fave🤣
Oh, it would be so funny to see Trump being in Tour de France. Then I might throw stones in front of his bike when driving through the area where I'm a Tour-official.😄
I can hook you up with caltrops. I got a guy.
If trump even approached a bike it would roll away in fear! Who wants to get their frame bent?
@@miapdx503 oh, no! Just enjoy the race - you're busy with something important. You'd never get that guy off the bottom of your shoe!
He would probably ride the Tour the France in a golf cart.
Ok keyboard warrior
Jill Biden is a national treasure.
you mean the movie?
@@cuomobrosmeatballco Stop eating that funny candy.
Yes she is. She brought decency and ethics back to the office of First Lady. Very refreshing after the first Ho...
I offer my life to protect that joke about the kraft singles!!
Telling you America get chanting “lock him up”. It helps build momentum.
I was too young to live through Ford. I thought a clumsy president would be more fun. Happy Father's Day, Seth!
😜 try being in canada for gas. 2.35/L thats near $10/gallon.
OUCH!!!
Can he ride a bicycle?🤣🤣
subway joke was fantastic
Finding humor in all this seems insurmountable at this point. I really applaud everyone on his staff for making it happen.
The answer about what to hear that is better is: "I know"
I never thought I would ever have any sort of positive reaction to the possibility of there being another candidate for President from the Bush family.
And yet here we are, what strange world we live in.
Supreme Court overrules NY anti-concealed carry, I'm sure they'll be fine with people carrying in the Supreme Court building and around their homes. Just like where ever Trump is speaking (Can't even have a toy gun ;) Or apparently a pineapple!)
All people appearing in all courts should be armed and be ready to shoot every child to death at all times. It's in the Constitution.
Or a cream pie.
What do you expect from a man (a New Yorker, no less) who eats pizza with a fork?
Just like defund the police but Democrat politicians need security
@@Oneshot8242 eating pizza in new york with a knife and fork is sacrilege!
I’m so over this country.
Because this country is so over. To think that we were brought low by an unregistered sex offender with a porn star wife...just, wtf...😔
I agree, Biden messed it up. What a difference a year makes😭
man,seth got more mileage out of that bike than biden did...!
I really liked the Buffett jole! Couldn't believe no one laughed.
I remember randomly being in the village around washington square park the other week and seeing Seth going for a walk in pretty much the same light blue shirt lmao.... small world isn't it? I just smiled at him and he smiled back haha. Seemed like a cool guy!
edit: I was in a McLovin shirt lmfaoooooo. But fr thanks for making the news a bit more bearable
He’s a dork
What Happened to morals, what happened to decency? What happened to good, righteousness, honor, honesty, integrity ? What happened to America? 🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔
We were brought low by an unregistered sex offender with a porn star wife...😔
Re the "peecycling" And that's how New Jersey gets to be called the garden state... The garden state.
The Warren Buffet joke tanked due to the delivery. If you would have stressed "90 MILLION DOLLARS", that joke would have worked.
He lost me on it but like they say, if you have to explain a joke, it ain't funny.
I don't know one bicyclist who hasn't taken a fall!!
Democrats dont use all available Info-Sources, i'd argue.
Never forget to vote and also use 'Some More News' and 'Telltale Atheist' as
Info-Sources and Warning-Signs.
Qanon, Radicals and so much more is covered by those Guys. Local Issues, Global Issues,Cosmic-Horror-Issues. I mean, hello, can you have more Issues?
02:58 Seth is so cute. Lexi is one lucky lady.
All y’all have it easy…gas in my small town in Northern California is $6.50/gallon!
Am I the only one who closes their eyes whenever they've shown Biden falling over?
Now if it were Trump....
I would roll that back over and over and fall out laughing every time. Like I did when he was attacked by an eagle! 😂🦅
@Cat Butt Studios I believe Biden is a decent person, probably was a typical male earlier, but time changes some people. At least he didn't walk around with toilet paper on his shoe. Every Single person around Trump let him pass with toilet paper on his shoe because no one respected him enough to help him. That, to me, indicates and verifies what a POS he is.
Biden has laughed with those who laughed at him, 45 did not.
If it had been tRump falling off a bike I'd put it on an endless loop with a cheesey orange laughtrack, like I did for Bobbit.
My favorite jokes are the ones that don’t land because we get to see Seth’s exasperation.
All prayers for the swimmer Jack of Austalia. She broke her hand for the world finals as an errant swimmer popped off the wall and got Jack's hand caught in her bathing suit. Joe Biden. I have got my foot caught in the pedal a few times. It's gravity.
Alternate Jason tag:
It’s like on sat the 14th everyone runs away as Jason entered the Starbucks
I would have gone with "Order a salad from a NJ pizzeria".
You know its really not funny that Biden fell off his bike. I fall of my bike at least once a month, its really just not funny.
Everyone who rides takes a spill. We can laugh it off, but the people who are laughing at President Biden are the same ones who laugh at people's misfortune.
Hopefully, the bike is doing well!
“Most people don’t know golf isn’t POP•U•LER in Alaska… I had my first snowball fight…EVER 🙌 The children said I was 🙌 _AWESOME_ TOTALLY _AWESOME_ 🙌
The best BALLER ever, 🙌 kids love me….”
End quote
Seth, Your hair looks better tonight than it has for a bit!
5:25 Wow, that was harsh. Holy Toledo.
I don’t know if I can get away with saying this but my mom always called RC cola “arsehole cola” 😅
I was born and raised in Toledo and when I could escape I did. I used to call it the Armpit of the US.
Thanks Seth Meyers Et Al.🙂
5:19 should've added "please clap" ~Jeb
If I lived in Toledo I'd be an RC cola fan living in Toledo.
$1.39/L, could you imagine?? Canadians have been getting ripped off for years!!
Hershel Walker also thinks there are 52 states in the union. But he did go to to Geotga!
Wait trump is planning on going to Alaska... and his plane is in the shop cause of lack of maintenance due to trump being a cheapskate.. Alaska is only 100 miles from Russia.. Hope the FBI is keeping tabs in case trump tries to flee to escape the Committee herrings.
The Warren Buffet joke made me giggle and that's hard to do!
Unfortunately I live in toledo so now we get to fly out of Detroit ALWAYS...ohhhh, joy
There have been a lot of “bests” of your show, but, this was THE BEST!!!!
Watching Late Night with ADHD stinks. I have to keep watching and rewinding to get the gags. Feel like I'm studying for the Corrections quiz
Take your meds.
@@JohnDough-yr2zt bwahahahaha
Is the investment advice "don't spend $19m on this!"?
I mean, if you have a spare $19m you don't need investment advice
I paused it. Turns out it was 🤣
as a Canadian. 1.39/L is really low, we're at 216.9/L where I am in BC, and that's not in the lower mainland/Vancouver area.. i think it's over $3 a liter down there, maybe more.
Should have done Al Pacino playing a six year old
I completely thought it was Pacino that he was channeling for that 6 year old.
Me too for a second
I love Seth's impression of a 6-year-old. Sounds a little like his Al Pacino.
Does anyone watch this show
RC drinkin Toledoan here. Thank you!
Thanks Seth Meyers Et Al.🙂 Salude! SAALUDE Sir!😁
That man in the UK looks eerily like Steve Bannon...
That's a good 6 year old impression.
$1.39 per liter would still be a huge improvement in The Netherlands, where the current price is upto €2.25 or $2.38 on the motorway.
Democrats dont use all available Info-Sources, i'd argue.
Never forget to vote and also use 'Some More News' and 'Telltale Atheist' as
Info-Sources and Warning-Signs.
Qanon, Radicals and so much more is covered by those Guys. Local Issues, Global Issues,Cosmic-Horror-Issues. I mean, hello, can you have more Issues?
People are not “really down”. They’re pissed off.
The best !!
Who even uses pencils any more? Just elementary school children and Late Night hosts..
I specifically get McDoubles w/o ketchup and mustard and I have them add mac sauce. It is much better and there isn't all that extra lettuce and bun.
Yeah when you order an eight ball and get a quarter it tends to piss you off bigly.
LOL!
I like Seth's VantaBlack shirt.
OMG A dollar 38 for a litre of fuel. In Uk we are paying 2 dollars 51 a litre.
Price in liters? I pay 2.489 euro per liter, which would be 9.986 dollar per liter.
Every day is "work around your cat" day. Don't you guys know anything?
Gotta go to Detroit metro to get to Toledo. Quick 30 min ride.
Hey now RC isn't bad. RC was actually the first brand to start canning soda
Trump doing anything athletic is really funny
Just like Biden. He can’t ride a bike
Could TFG even get on a bike?. Half of SCOTUS doesn't know what a cycle is or how it works.
Its not over yet
In NZ petrol is over $3 a litre and that is with the government taking off 30 cents
@Message Me Now ±⑤③⓪②③⓪③③④① I was just pointing out the fact that when most Americans talk about gas prices being so high they seem to think it's an American problem, it's not. Gas prices and inflation are high worldwide. Inflation in NZ is also at a record high of 7.3%. These problems are globel, not American. They are not Biden's fault they most likely stem from the pandemic...
I went To Advocates with my Friends to play Some Night Club it was Awesome We had Some pizza.
Well actually.... RC Cola isn't available in the UK. We do have Panda Coke. Try it
1 kidney stone > the entire history of hypnosis
I Celebrated My Friends Anniversary With September 30, 2007 15 years Old.
Technically when flying into Toledo Express Airport you're flying into Swanton Ohio...
Got a link removed automatically but Netflix now has a Man vs. Bee movie. Coincidence?
I has to watch the buffet joke 3 times…lol that’s funny…and I did not catch it “$19.4M, yeah that makes sense, right, money isn’t real, check…oh…ohhhhhhh yeah that’s a low ROI…or IS IT