Trump Babbles About Russia’s War on Ukraine & QAnon Claims Jimmy Kimmel Has Been Arrested & Cloned!
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- The war on Ukraine continues to be the big story of course as famously-neutral Switzerland is taking action against Russia by freezing assets, Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelensky has shown great courage under fire and is a helluva swing dancer too, Trump was quarter pounding his little fists at CPAC this weekend explaining in no detail why he believes that there would be no war if he was still in office, he finally has “proof” that the election was stolen from him, shared his plans to run for President in 2024, Americans are fighting back at Russia by pulling vodka from their shelves, Russian OnlyFans entertainers were locked out of their accounts over the weekend, another Trump tell-all book is on the way from former Attorney General Bill Barr, and Jimmy has officially made the QAnon list of celebrities and world leaders that have supposedly been arrested and/or executed.
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I'm Russian and I just pray that this tragedy come to an end as soon as possible.
Stay safe my friend. 🇺🇲❤️🇷🇺
I have Russian friends here in USA, stay strong.
Russian is good but Putin is bad which means.....
We're sorry the Russian people are suffering and it is sad to see people die in any war. Especially a stupid one, that's only reason for existing is to make an old man, who can't get it up anymore, feel better. Peace to you my friend. People everywhere hope he brings your fellow countrymen home soon and the sanction can be relaxed.
@@videosurfah
It means:.... not all Russians like Putin.
Same as ,,,,,, Not all Americans like "tiny hands trump"
When Switzerland 🇨🇭 takes a side, you know $#!+ just got REAL!
I've seen the Tangerine Gibbon NAKED!!!!! 😳😳😳 I'll never be the Same, Sane or able to Sleep Again! Thanks Jimmy!
I want to thank the man who allowed his body to be used in the "naked Trump" clip.....hysterical to see "Trump" rubbing himself while talking!! I laughed out loud for the first time in a really long time - Thank you!
As a Swiss I'm glad that our government took these (for our country) unprecedented actions against Putin. I feel now we stand on the right side of history. And to get mocked in a loving manner by Kimmel makes my day even though it has barely started (it's 6.30 a.m. here in Switzerland)
sexy swiss are awesome THANKS
I can only imagine how great this must be for people of Switzerland. Your country is now taking a stance in a way we have never seen before. 👍🏼 Bravo
@@Juupiter8 You are misinformed and spreading misinformation buddy.
@@tommyzeus2802 Of course that's our means of communication!
ha genau s'gliche denkt, schad gits bi üs im tv de kimmel nid :-)
Such a great strategist, he managed to make Swiss and German take a stance against Russia, Turkey and Greece to agree on a common enemy, and Finland to consider joining NATO, and pretty much all other 1st world nation is united in condemning and sanctioning Russia as their stock market and currency crash. Very talented.
To quote our great orange philogolfer.."so much winning!!! " 🤦🏻♂️🤦🏻♂️😂😂
Republicans think Putin is smart so quit hurting their feelings. hehe
Yes and dont forget FIFA has banned them as well
Meanwhile Captain Bone Spurs is praising Putin. SAD.
And "Sleepy Joe" has been leading from the rear, getting Europe to do the heavy lifting for once. Now THAT is genius. Biden just got back my vote!
"When you're born you get a free ticket to the freak show. When you're born in America you get a front row seat." George Carlin
I need to be serious, I want him and all the people of Ukraine to be safe and delivered from this nightmare. Please God protect them and let them return home.
God don`t even help believers, So please don`t insult them.
If there was a god, dont you think that none of this brutality and insanity in the world would be happening?
you want all the people of Ukraine to be safe? Get involved! Help them.
Soooo God allowed this to happen just so he could be prayed to, to stop it.
He is a fickle God.
@@cletusspucklerstablejeaniu1059 ...but God listens to real God believers not sinners.
When you force the Swiss to take a side, you know you done F'd up.
Has that ever happened before? Not in my lifetime
They have the money
@@aliengranpa only for UNSC sanctions, because they're obliged under international law
....yeah, but now we need a new saying. 'like the Swiss' is officially no longer a thing.
@@stearlers069 Must've or must have. "Must of" is completely wrong, just like the rest of your comment.
President Zelensky was a lawyer also, not just an actor/comedian.
I am glad that he is a lawyer with a sense of humor, humility, and an iron will to stand up to that bald dwarf Putin. The irony of a comedian taking down the absolutely unhumorous Putin regiem, makes hope for better times. P-Zel is the shinizz!
He's a comedian, but unlike most politicians he ain't a clown.
And a dancer too
Nobody's perfect. LOL
I, like most of the world, recognize him as a heroic leader of a courageous people.
Slava Ukraini !!
An amazing man with a true heart and brain! I wish America would follow suit and find this kind of leadership, over what we’ve had these past few decades. Someone young too, who is in touch with the modern world and accepts it. Instead of fighting to keep old ways.
Jimmy, your DJT naked footage is the best laugh ever!!! I love it!!
I find this part very distasteful and I can't laugh at it at all. @Fiona Hoey
@@gregorhast _ have you sent money yet for it's jet ???
Shouldn’t 💩 be wearing his diaper, though? They wouldn’t want him getting Trump all over the place.
Just wanted to say that it's been 3 weeks since this broadcast and the alleged tapes that show the "mules" INCONRTOVERTABLY is still nowhere to be found. What a stooge. Must have been stolen w/ Hunter's laptop.
Prayers for Ukraine
Your prayers will do so much lol
@@immortalsun yeah it does it lifts the spirits of Ukrainian nationals especially those who still have loved ones in the Ukraine, you absolute 🤡
Useless BS. Have you called or written to your Congressman and Senators? Prayer is a waste of time.
This is nothing more than a virtue signal to show everyone what a "good Christian" you are. Your bible is VERY clear about prayer in Matthew 6:5-7, in which you are instructed to pray privately, in a closet.
The whole of Matthew 6 warns about people who make public displays of their religiosity and piety. You wouldn't know this, because you're a Christian, and Christians don't bother to read their bible. To be fair, it's a horribly written book with lots of flaws. But I digress.
So many Christians want others to take their religious beliefs seriously. To that, I can only respond with: You first! You take YOUR beliefs seriously first.
And I don't really care what anyone believes, so long as they DO NOT harm anyone, and that they're actually doing something productive with these beliefs. Declaring belief, or putting it on tacky public display as you have done, is not enough for society. Being public with prayers is something that only stands to benefit YOU.
Write to your Senators and Congressmen today, and tomorrow, and the next day.
@@immortalsun have some faith ,butt face
Dear Merrick Garland, can you start prosecuting Trump BEFORE he lets the Russians use Mar-a-lago as an airport?
Shhh let him try...we could destroy both with the same missile. Talk about a win win situation !🙂🙂
yes!! Get on with it
MG won't drop charges until close to the election, if ever. There is zero political gain in charges sooner. The AG is a political position.
Time Biden replaced Merrick with someone who wants to do the job.
@@jlbueno0611 Best idea today. Carry out two bags of trash at the same time.
“I shudder to think what would happen if Donald Trump were in office right now. Donald Trump was never one to really go toe to toe with Vladimir Putin. I think he genuinely admires the man. If he were in office right now we would be looking at a very difficult and very troubling situation.” - David Brooks
MY EYES!!! For Gods sake make him STOP!!!!
Putin has inadvertently catapulted Zelensky to hero status and I love it
I'd never even heard of the guy before this, now I want his damn autograph!
He did that already in dancing with the stars! Another reality TV dictator !
Putin thought Zelensky was a clown and would roll over at the first sign of serious threat. LOL
Perfectly said!!!! 💛💙💛💙
@jhdg wishing someone's death is not a good thing to do.
“Arrested or executed”, then replaced by a one so no one knows their gone. Then what’s the point of the “arrests and Executions” if they just get replaced to do the same thing. I swear these people only get dumber.
Where’s this list?
lol... I think it's with regards to his music guest "star" she's been accused of having been replaced (cough cough) but that's just a wild guess 😜
And more dumber!
@@831vik it is kinds funny that she's on this episode tho.
These people are mentally disturbed. I once considered some of them might be doing stuff like this (similar clientele to flat earthers and QAnon) as some sort of parodic or comedy routine or performance art, but all evidence points to: no.
They're simply deranged, and cannot tell their own concocted fiction from actual reality. It's not parody; it's paranoid delusions.
.....as The Orange Marmalade Mussolini still STRUGGLES to read a teleprompter .......
Three weeks, five days...no sign of the tape. Must be staff shortages.
Refreshing to see people defending their Capitol instead of attacking it.
@Ryan Hawkins Angry white guy, are you? Too bad, the world doesn’t revolve around you
@Ryan Hawkins
@Ryan Hawkins I love MAGA tears - keep them coming
@@JJ-iq5cv indeed I flush my morning turds with MAGA tears 😁
@Ryan Hawkins they dont understand. They're like the hive mind from star trek. Lol
Lmfao "he understood me." That pretty much explains it all.
But he is right.. Putin did understand Trump. As former KGB, trained in Psychological analysis, he understands exactly who Trump is, and that is exactly why he went all out to ensure he was elected. It worked out quite well for Putin while it lasted.
I'm proud of him for doing his part not buying anything from Russia.
You realize that China 🇨🇳 is 90 billion times worse and they are in the shadows waiting for us to be another Great Depression caused by Biden will take Taiwan!!!! Biden is the worst the worse President in modern day history and that’s a pure fact!!!
Im still buying russian drinks and foods idc what people tell me they want to help ukraine go to the frontlines
@Rafael Gomez ~The world will be controlled more and more by dictators like putin/russia and xi jinping/china if putin wins. If Zelensky/Ukraine wins...it will strengthen all the world to keep fighting for Democracy...Even Russia could overthrow their regime and work for Democracy/FREEDOM❣️☮️✌️🕊️🇺🇦💪🌍🌏🌎
Funny how these people hate him but they can't stop talking about him
Yes. I wish they would.
Like a dog that bites people, yeah, people will talk about it.
Because he's running again instead of being in prison.
Its hard not to talk about a jackass
@@nocturnalrecluse1216 and he keeps popping up out of his hidey hole.
I stand with Ukraine! They are showing the world what it is to be strong!
@Diego Santos 😂😂😂
Aghan citizens that said they wanted democracy could take a lesson from this. They didn't want it bad enough to fight for it.
I ❤️🇺🇦
Everyone stands for Ukraine, except the Russian government.
East Ukraine or West?
Glory belongs to Ukraine !!!🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🗽
Ex 45 sure got overwhelming applause when he said ukrainian war wouldn't have happened if he had been president. His voice is SO damn whiny and ingratiating ☹️☹️☹️😡
Thank you...Servragh , please I'm sorry to bother you with my message, but I must say you seem like a nice lady and worth talking to.
Clones?! How do people like Wendy happen? It needs to be studied & corrected.
People like Wendy happen when their parents have sex and a child is conceived .
GOD BLESS the people in Ukraine!!!
Really? He has a pretty crappy way of doing it.
Fool
Salute to those in Ukraine fighting these psychos off
Seeing Stinky Donald “without his shirt” has scarred me for life.
The naked Trump was a riot. LMFAO!!! Now, how the heck do I get this out of my brain!
“This would never have happened if it were my administration..” Did Captain Bone Spurs just admit he’s not the president🤣🤣
It's president bone spurs! He was never a captain.
You laugh at childish name calling, but the truth is President Trump is correct!
@@user-mr7fu8pi2l yes you are right. Trump is correct. When he says Trump isn't the president
No it would never of happened, he would of give it to Putin like he promised him to try to destroy your democracy and to change it into a dictatorship too
@@user-mr7fu8pi2l I love your MAGA tears
The entire “trump experience “ is by far the most bizarre thing I’ve ever encountered over the course of my life time. How bizarre How bizarre
me too i'm 97
Like a bad trip. If you know what I mean .
You mean reality, it's just not for everyone but it usually wins
@@part1801
Reality & Trump = oxymoron
@@christinerodgers1460 So with the Russia hoax that took 3 years out of our lives and our money, the covid debacle, damaging the integrity of the the FBI while using those resources to go after Trump we wouldn't even be here if Trump were president. You've got to be kidding yourself if you think anything that is going on is acceptable for the American people who provide the resources for this bloated mess of our corrupt and useless government.
First time seeing this skit. I was eating and almost choked when I saw the Riccola guy...lmbo
3:35 “… and Trump also said that NATO wouldn’t exist if it wasn’t for him… “ Excuse me, but didn’t Trump talk to Bolton and Mattis in 2018 about leaving NATO?
12:13 Jimmy, would you ask Wendy where I can get a clone? Last summer I was admitted in a hospital four times in a month. Again I was in hospital in April this year. My clone could be my substitute in the hospital.
- BG
I appreciate what Joe Namath did in pulling the vodka off of his bar’s shelves to send a message.
Really makes no sense but it shows solidarity I guess...
@@videosurfah he's replacing Russian vodka with Ukrainian, no joke.
@@videosurfah I guess I thought it was a Russian brand he removed yet it wouldn’t make sense if not. Oh I just read the next gal’s message that he was actually replacing it with Ukrainian vodka which is even more meaningful. Way to go, Joe (Namath)!
@@katiehettinger7857 why wasn't it initially Ukrainian vodka or the one of the great vodka's of Texas...Tito"s or Dripping springs
@@LisaLGruman Hello Lisa how are you doing today.
Good for you, Switzerland!
Slava Ukraine 😳😍🇺🇦 is there nothing President Zelensky can't do, he is so cool. ❤️🇬🇧
I was going to a Trump rally but when I got there I couldn't speak Russian! So they kicked me out for being American!
President Zelenzky was a lawyer before becoming and actor, and eventually, president.
We won't hold that against him. 😉
Seriously smart guy and very brave.
And he is only 44.
J-L Cauvin, are you listening?
I think he is super handsome too. Putin is just jealous of that guys BDE
I don't know why people act like being an *"Actor"* is a bad thing.. People have to make a living in something.. Plus he was a Lawyer first so anything after the fact shouldn't matter as long as it wasn't illegal in their laws he is good.. Ronald Reagan was an actor and they have him as one of the greatest Presidents ever..
Prayers and love for Ukraine ❤🇺🇦
Lots of love and HOPE
Democrat's are taking us back to war again. I guess the world needs American 18 year old kids again to fight for the freedom of other countries. Why? Nobody knows Why American young people need to fight for the freedom of the world
@@clemsmith8799 And what good would they be, given they can't be away from their Smartphones for one minute. Many would get shot because they were afraid they'd miss an important Text.
😂😂😂😂drumph what a goofball😂😂😂😂
"It's all on tape..." Then why haven't we seen or heard about it? Because it doesn't exist.
Stand Strong Ukraine....GIVE EM HELL
Yeah..... Yup....
Give em hell Harry.
2:50 "Some day, I'll tell you what exactly we talked about..."
This should be the prologue and epilogue of his autobiography, should it ever come out.
Like in two weeks I role out my healthcare plan.
@@katiehettinger7857 LOL !- Had forgotten about that 'promise' of his.
A year before his shock victory, he did boast-"I alone can fix it!"
But in a year or so into his Presidency, he blurted out, on his inability to restructure the ObamaCare -"Who knew it was so complicated?"
Pulling Russian vodka from the shelves? That's not going to help ... it's already been purchased. How about replacing it with Ukrainian vodka? The Ukraine's HLIBNY DAR vodka is ranked#1 in Ukraine and #5 in the world. As for sales volume, it was #3 in the world (2011 data).
how so many people can have him spew lies in a fountain of bull in their face and not get angry about it is beyond. me. its not like its hard to disprove
Much Respects to UKRAINE
I’m impressed and almost proud that my government (🇨🇭) made the only ethical decision to also sanction russia.
@Chloe Great and coming in from left field, Chloe Great
@@mrrobot8973 'but she realises she's playing a different sport and leaves rightfield'
There are a lot of Kunz in Switzerland.
GeT iT!? 🤪
Right
@@HeriEystberg good one 😂
I remember seeing Donald's reaction in hearing about Putin's unlawful invasion... he said, "Oh... that's wonderful!" In a soft, quavery voice like a feeble, aging grandfather speaking to a grandchild's minor accomplishment in potty training.
That’s pvt bone spur. Captain bone spur makes you think he passed the first grade. Of course pvt bone spur is a slap to the face of pvt that’s actually worked to get where they.
The Ruble is worth about as much as a Trump University degree now. Good job, Vladdy.
Lmao
Lol!!
What about Hunter Biden ?
@@ahmedzakikhan7639 he’s living in your head rent-free
Ya, Vlad the Skewer. He skewed Ukraine, his people & himself.
Last night, I had an unbelievable dream. I was at a rally and there were millions of people. Hilary Clinton came to the microphone and said: “Russia, if you’re listening, I hope you’re able to find the thousands of documents from the White House that are missing because Trump tore them up or threw them in a toilet. I think you will be rewarded mightily by our press.” And the crowd chanted: “Lock him up, Lock him up”. Told you it was unbelievable.
😶😐🙂😀😄🤣🤣🤣
Can’t even believe all these are happening
🤣🤣🤣
You are right, it was a dream, reality IS THE OPPOSITE
@@henryroif8537 the opposite of what, exactly?
Oh, I see Britney Spears, Christina Aguilera & Miley Cyrus have all been arrested & serving life. I wonder what they've done, anyone? 🤣
lmfaooooo the ricola guy
Naked Trump addressing CPAC - I know it's Jimmy's way of showing that the Emperor has no clothes but the horror, the horror....!
Zelensky's life is far more interesting than any script Hollywood could come up with. Who would've thought that a comedian, a dancing with the stars winner and a bonafide hero who has become the face of courage, leadership and duty could ever be the same person!
I haven't verified, but I'm reading here in the comments that he was a lawyer, too! Truly, an amazing person, tbh.⚘
I totally agree about life (and the truth💯) being far more fascinating and incredible.👍 There's a definite place, need, and time for things sci-fi, fiction, etc...but NEVER during the writing and learning of history.
@@shannon3944 He has a law degree from Kyiv National Economic University, created a production company Kvartal 95, which producted films, cartoons, and TV shows, including "Servant of the People" in which he played the role of the Ukrainian president. He won his election for real president with 73.2% of the vote.
@@katiehettinger7857 Wow!
I seriously hope he writes an autobiography, one day. A 'legend in his own time' almost seems an understatement; he's truly an incredible person.💯⚘
He’s also a lawyer.
Zelenski is also a dictator, you might wanna ad that to your list of acomplishemnts...and he pro war in Palestine.
My niece's father use to always say Britney Spears is a clone, that she passed away with JT back in 2001. I always said to him "well they must've cloned her at birth, as they're both the same age".
If you are referring to Justin Timberlake, they are not the same age.
They were born the same year, but he’s 41, born in January.
She was born in December, she’s only 40.
My best friend and i were born the same year, but she’s older.
We are the same age for 26 days.
@@robertandhollyscorpiofan2697 I was referring to Justin in regards to the death, but I'm referring to Britney & her apparent 'clone' being the same age. 🙂
Didn't even realize anyone still watched this guy's show😂
I cant
But
It rudely appeared in my utube feed
I dont troll
But 😩
Catch up, savage....
@@catherinemardling7827 I don't either why CZcams put this🤡in my news feed I'll never know.
Praying Ukraine beats em!!! Pray 🙏
hey, you forgot Sean Hannity as a Putin admirer.
Trump's closest advisor for 10 years.
8:31 I almost lost it 😆
There you go Jimmy . Say what we're all THINKING . THANKS MAN.
That his audience are all...AND THERE A NEW LAW AS OF YESTERDAY....snip snip...
Can you really be this dstached from reality? I dont think a mental institution would accept you. Trump says negotiations for peace is the what we need to do. But here comes good ole Jimmy, cant have that peace talk!! Biden mumbling about regime change in Russia is what we need!! Keep provoking ww3
He said "MY BUTT'S BEEN WIPED!"
Where is jimmy kimmel now 🤔? Nothing can stop what is coming. Looks like all these "conspiracy theories" are coming true Q
Let me tell you what happened. On the first meeting between Putin and Donnie, after the electoral college put him in the White House, Putin said, "are you happy that I got you elected President?" and Donnie said "yes sir". Then Putin said; "I don't like this NATO thing" and Donnie said, "yes sir, I will weaken and break it up for you. Whatever you want, I will do for you." Then Donnie dropped his pants and grabbed his ankles. Russia wouldn't have invaded Ukraine if Donnie was president because he would have weakened NATO for Putin and tried to remove Poland and the Baltic states from NATO for some manufactured reason.
....probably that's true.
Donnie might have made a deal with Putin too, asking for Russian troops to be stationed in Alaska to protect the oil pipes
Exactly!
@@BabushkaBrigade I'm pretty sure that's what's happening rn with Biden lol
Zelensky's career as a stand-up comedian prepared him for standing up to Putin.
... he was a comedic actor
Well put, Antonio!
He is also a lawyer.
And the orange clown.
Hello 👋
Gdamn he sounds like the new guy on SNL with the unprecedented impersonation edit: go away Putin
William 'Jabba the Hutt' Barr speaks. What a piece of work he is.
Man you guys remember when 2020 we only had to deal with plague, I miss simpler times, like 2012, it was just the mayan calendar.
"[Putin] understood that I didn't play games."
And Trump never understood that Putin played him.
How exactly did he play Trump?!
Putin has trump on his knees.
@@suzannaramirez9689 How exactly
No invasions under Trump but invasions under Biden and Obama
@@nathanholman1475 That's because Trump was busy attacking his own country.
Valeria, I'm not Russian; I am aussie. God Bless You.💖 I also just pray that this tragedy come to an end as soon as possible. 😢
Why not show Zelensky at his funniest, When he dances in high heels.
Half of his administration was indicted for one reason or other while he golfed. What a joke he and his supporters are.
His supporters are goofy and low IQ
@@ro33west only people who are a joke are people that believe mainstream media when any normal person can easily find all information on internet to easily prove without a doubt mainstream media is all fake and everyone that doesn't know it by now is very brain damaged people that need serious help
@@jimbraunworth8623 doink!
@@jimbraunworth8623 You mean rabbit holes and conspiracies as the alternative.
@@intomnia3313 you seem like a winner huh?
Every time you put those Republicans rhetoric campaign slogans on my phone I'm going for Donald Trump 🎸🎸🪕🪕🌈🌈🌈🙏🏿🙏🏿🕊️🕊️🌰😊🙃🙃🍇🎹🎹🎹🙂🙂🙂🙂😛😋😋😝😜
The Trump nude bit is too dang funny, Jimmy is such a goof
Good for Switzerland! I'm glad they've taken action. Volodymyr Zelensky is an absolute hero. Not only is he sexy, but he has honorably defended his country and his people from the invading Russians. I hope that he gets the recognition he deserves. I also hope very strongly that Ukraine will be brought into NATO and the European Union.
All Biden has to do is Reinstate the oil drilling in US. Besides fixing our economy and gas prices , it will stop funding Russian war, buying from Putin while sanctioning...only Biden.
Obviously. , he will never do it. Shows like this just keep americn dumber. BTW, reinstated Iran deal, and planning to get oil from venezuela, ?? More russian subsidiaries. Amazing..
Trump was right all along, that explains the reason of this segment.
ND don't start with the tears. I m not even republican or trumpist. I am just a biz owner paying for Biden actions like everyone else. Can't wit for Trump to come back. Common sense people.
FJB
@@ferhierro8123 I watch these segments for entertainment. I'm well aware that comedy shows are not meant to be informative. You can still get some very basic information from them, though. I'm not a fan of Biden or democrats, but the way that republicans and, or course, Trump behave is beyond reprehensible. Claiming to be patriots and then going to the capital and smearing feces on the walls is what insane people do. I know it's too late now, but I would like us to get back into the Iran deal. Venezuela is beyond screwed, so I don't think it matters if we get oil from there. I'd prefer it if we didn't and instead took advantage of the untapped oil supply we have in our own country (United States in my case). Things have gotten really complicated all across the world. What we really need are leaders that are somewhat like Trump in the sense that most pretenses are dropped and he isn't afraid of the hate, however we need a president that abides by the law and has his wits about him. I think Biden is there in the head more than it appears, but we shouldn't have to wonder. Trump was certainly not a "stable genius" either. I wish we didn't have to constantly question the sanity of our world leaders who have nuclear weapons at their disposal. Sorry for the long reply, I had a lot to say I guess.
Ukraine does not meet the requirements to join NATO. Just think, if they were a member, NATO countries would be bound to defending them and Putin would be facing many more adversaries and this could go one of two ways. Putin could withdraw and stand down or all the NATO countries are now physically part of the war and it won't be fought in the trenches.
Is it hard having your parents bring brother and sister?
Are you a bot? Zelensky has brought this upon his country, he knew that Nato didn't want Ukraine to be a member and propagated the public possibility in order to trigger this response from Russia. Also, where would Ukraine be right now without the billions in military aid they've been getting from the US etc?
Dear Jimmy Kimmel,
Just wanted to say that I've really been struggling with depression this last year after our grandad passed, some days including today not wanting to get out of bed or do anything so I just wanted to give you a genuine appreciation and thanks for making me laugh today and keep me updated as to what's going on in the world. Love ya Jimmy K. Hope you and the Live team are all doing well, really appreciate all you hardworking guys and gals! ♥ -Justin R.
Be well Justin, sorry today was tough. We are so lucky to have Jimmy and the other late night comedians.
I'm sorry to hear you're having a hard time and I hope things get better for you
⚘Justin, please keep your chin up, and never give up. You are not alone!⚘✌🙏❤💯
You have company and we see you. There's nothing wrong with getting help. Your friend Katie. 👍
In a warped way, Agent Orange is right. If T was in a 2nd term, he would have enabled P to just walk in, and T would have compelled NATO to not respond.
Been looking forward to Jimmy Kimmel all day!
What a sad day
Parkstew.... Yet you're here....
@parkstew How sad does your life have to be that you're spending your time trolling here?
@@lillyanderson3623 not as sad as someone leaving 545 comments on the same channel.
My prayers with the valiant Ukrainian people who are fighting for their freedom.Welcome to the age of Aquarius...♒ power to the people.
And with the valiant freedom fighters of Palestine and Yemen too, not only white freedom fighters!
I don't pray, but I wish all the good things they need to subjugate that horrible monster Putin.
This video was 2 months ago, I never heard of a tape about ballot harvesting, was I sleeping?
This com8ng from a guy who did not give aid to ukraine " but first i need a favor though"
Hehe, as a Swiss, I thank the show for mentioning us, even though the yodeling guy was definitely Bavarian (German) and not Swiss, what can easily be detected by his clothing, the "Lederhosen"... ;-)
Russia vetoed a UN Security Council resolution on Friday that would have demanded that Moscow immediately stop its attack on Ukraine and withdraw all troops. As one of the five permanent members of the Security Council, Russia can veto anything with it's single vote. Under the circumstances, why can't Russia be expelled as a voting member, does anybody know? Why can't the rules be changed in this situation?
point was made.
Exactly
You said it yourself, Russia can veto anything.
So you’ve chosen a nuclear war? You all have to get one thing, Russia has the largest nuclear arsenal which has been its deterrent power since Soviet era. Nuclear deterrent force is on high alert now in Russia, do you even know what it means? Is there any mechanism to stop Putin in Russia? Or in world?Nato/Us should stay out of it for everyone’s safety. The longer the war, the more aggressive Putin will become. This war is nothing but an unnecessary tragedy
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Why do not ask your president's son about his investment in Ukrane?!
Its so funny to see the anti Trump sketch interrupted by a “Suzy Bake (but dont eat it) Oven.
This is becoming hilarious
Awesome. Love you jimmy
Ever notice how the person cheating is the one who accuse others of cheating.
Always
So true.
I've been a.commercial crab fisherman in Alaska for 42 years. My experience has showen me that when it comes to crab pot thieves, it's ALWAYS THE GUY THAT IT POINTING HIS FINGER AT SOMEOME ELSE AND SAYING, HE DID IT, THAT IS.TRUELY THE GUILTY PARTY
So o guess Tom Brady was innocent
Free Tom Brady!!
Why didn't negotiations and options play out during Russia's three week stand on the border
LMFAO captain bone spur this Skit is funny
Putin DOES probably laugh at Trump, Jimmy! I love your witty, biting humor. I adore the naked Trump skits. Excellent show!!! 🤣🤣🤣 Stay strong Ukraine!!! From Lynne, Australia. 💖💖💖 I CARE 🇺🇦 💖💖💖
He reading a teleprompter homie
There is a video clip of a Russian comedian mocking trump, putin in the audience laughing at him... he definitely laughs at trump... he's not laughing at much now though
I have never heard of in all my life a former President praise a dictator.
NEVER!!
He praised him while he was president too. He's Putin's useful idiot.
yep, but trumpanzee was a fake inept corrupt criminal president
Did you hear Obama caught on a hot microphone making deals with Putin "After the election, when I have more flexibility"?
It's Trump being a comedian but for a conservative audience. Yes Trump does deliberate stand up comedy for his audience. He isn't being literal all the time.
I'm praying that it will end soon too!!!
A lot of em like certain toilet paper too!! So what!!!
Zelensky: the comedian who became president.
Putin: the president who became a joke.
What a clever comment! Well done! From Lynne, Australia.
Zelensky: Walks the streets of Kiev without fear of the Russian military.
Putin: Distances himself from his staff because he fears his own countrymen.
Putin is a failed leader.
Tr*mp: the dystopian joke.
@@fluxcapacitor1621 dictators always fearmonger when they get older and weaker
Trump:the clown who became president
Love you Jimmy Kimmel, your show is terrific. Best talk show on the air right now. You rock Jimmy. 😇 🤗❤💙❤💙
Captain?? Private, Dude!!!! He couldn't even do that.
its always coming it just never arrives for some reason!
Brilliant - just LOVED the naked blob sketch - nothing is more accurate of Trump than that sketch. Long live JK.
Long live the biggest hypocrite
tRump also claimed his healthcare plan was "so easy" and "2 weeks away" for how many years 😂😂😂
Never said which two weeks. 😉
Oh it's coming.. just you wait.. and the likes of which you've never seen before... neither has he.. in the many years hes had it coming in a week or two..
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And people come up to him, with tears in their eyes, asking him.... “Sir. Do people really come up to you?”
You have song bird McCain’s grave to spit on for that nonsense.
@@b3owu1f he never had a health care plan