Trump Answers Tough Questions, Putin Pushes Propaganda & Tom Brady Unretires After 41 Days

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  • čas přidán 13. 03. 2022
  • Today is 3.14 or “National Pi Day,” our entire staff is back in the office after two years of working from home, LA had one of the best/worst police chases of all time, the CEO of Pfizer is saying that everyone will need a fourth dose of the vaccine to stave off a new wave of COVID, former President Obama has contracted the virus, Trump was on a podcast hosted by a small group of CZcamsrs known as the Nelk Boys, Vladimir Putin is doing whatever he can to prevent Russian citizens from knowing the truth about what he’s up to in Ukraine, a lot of businesses are severing ties with Russia including McDonald’s, Pete Davidson is flying into space on a Blue Origin flight next week, part one of the two-part finale of “The Bachelor” aired tonight on ABC and might actually be the most dramatic ever, and after the news that Tom Brady will be returning to the NFL only 41 days after retiring, we check in with his number one fan, two-year-old Tommy Brady Fitzpatrick.
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  • @user-dx4hb5le4v
    @user-dx4hb5le4v Před 2 lety +809

    Let's make fun of Trump for having an interview with CZcamsrs while the White House decides to brief tik tokers on foreign policy during a war. Typical double standards👏👏👏

    • @stachowi
      @stachowi Před 2 lety +24

      Putin is on twitter yet the US president is not... Protect Ukraines borders and arm their citizens, but not our own (guns are bad right)... are we seeing the trojan horse?
      All the while the sanctions on Russia are causing countries to flee from the dollar (like saudia arabia)...
      Stay entertained idiots because our empire of lies is crumbling... but hey, no more mean tweets!

    • @Infiniti6112
      @Infiniti6112 Před 2 lety +44

      And have Cardi B interview a possible presidential candidate

    • @louisfrost4975
      @louisfrost4975 Před 2 lety +11

      Giving "doofuses" a full hour of unscripted questions, was a good troll.
      Made Jimmy jealous AF

    • @freya8133
      @freya8133 Před 2 lety +2

      @@louisfrost4975 Yeah RIGHT!! 😂🤣

    • @freya8133
      @freya8133 Před 2 lety

      Cale Schueler Um, okay?

  • @mattvitali8376
    @mattvitali8376 Před 2 lety +733

    “During a war” like wtf is trump gonna do he’s not even the president right now

    • @robtheg
      @robtheg Před 2 lety +144

      Exactly lol little Jimmy is a clown

    • @freya8133
      @freya8133 Před 2 lety +9

      @@robtheg You and Lumpy the Orange Foolius 🤡

    • @robtheg
      @robtheg Před 2 lety +54

      @@freya8133 your leader has dementia and reads from a teleprompter clown don't talk 🤡🤡🤡

    • @MagnificentNG007
      @MagnificentNG007 Před 2 lety +10

      @@robtheg EVERY president reads from teleprompters. That's the only way to stay on track. Good grief! You act like that's a bad thing. The don didn't because it was impossible to keep him focused.

    • @22XxSameTxX22
      @22XxSameTxX22 Před 2 lety +47

      @@MagnificentNG007 reading from a teleprompter is one thing but barely even being able to read it is another 🤣

  • @AjSchmitty
    @AjSchmitty Před 2 lety +645

    I’m not a big Trump fan, but damn Kimmel sure seems to thrive off of mentioning the guy.

    • @Thejbirdy
      @Thejbirdy Před 2 lety +1

      I sure miss RWR

    • @goddz6145
      @goddz6145 Před 2 lety +16

      Maybe a secret crush

    • @alexanderrego1998
      @alexanderrego1998 Před 2 lety +36

      His show is dying lol dude got less views than the interview

    • @DanielTazo
      @DanielTazo Před 2 lety +19

      He only gets views when Trump is mentioned in the title, like quite literally. Look at his videos, views and the titles lol

    • @Inquietuss
      @Inquietuss Před 2 lety +10

      Because trump is a fool and they don't even have to try 🤣. The dude does it to himself..

  • @lyndaferguson816
    @lyndaferguson816 Před 2 lety +554

    Jimmy is as funny as Joe Biden is competent.

    • @MerkinMuffly
      @MerkinMuffly Před 2 lety +5

      Maybe that's why the Jimmy Kimmel Live beat NBC’s The Tonight Show in total viewers the first time ever for the year of 2021. The ABC show beat the NBC show 1.75M-1.54M across all viewers.

    • @lyndaferguson816
      @lyndaferguson816 Před 2 lety +14

      @@MerkinMuffly The reason Jimmy, finally, had more viewers than, The Tonight Show, is because, Jimmy Fallon, isn't very funny either. Neither one of them have the class, Johnny Carson, and Jay Leno had. Both of their viewing numbers seem quite low, in comparison to the population of the United States.

    • @samsepiol05590
      @samsepiol05590 Před 2 lety +1

      Love when the right floods youtube comments of videos ripping on them. Makes you guys feel better that the majority sees you people for exactly what you are - clowns.
      The right can’t do comedy. 😂

    • @aaryan8273
      @aaryan8273 Před 2 lety

      Lmao

    • @hubcap9294
      @hubcap9294 Před 2 lety

      @Angelo Brandonisio In ONE day to. LMAO. Kimmel and all late night tv shows are out of touch.

  • @mannysaldivar7677
    @mannysaldivar7677 Před 2 lety +745

    Nelkboyz doing something right 💯💯

  • @alexanderiwobivi6686
    @alexanderiwobivi6686 Před 2 lety +827

    He mentioned the war like trump is meant to be doing something during the war

    • @Teddymav
      @Teddymav Před 2 lety +91

      Anything to make trump look bad from this sellout. As if it’s the responsibility of a former president to do something about the war.

    • @user-dg3ug7ny5d
      @user-dg3ug7ny5d Před 2 lety +4

      @@Teddymav Are former Presidents expected to keep up with the news there, or do they just drop out of the limelight (other than Obama)? I'm not American, so I don't know if they're supposed to still participate in politics and world affairs or not.

    • @cuh720
      @cuh720 Před 2 lety +90

      They need trump to keep up ratings

    • @normanross2668
      @normanross2668 Před 2 lety +10

      Well, it's a known fact that trump knows more about EVERY subject than all the so-called experts - he told us so himself! So, why not listen to his advice?

    • @mariano1335
      @mariano1335 Před 2 lety +9

      @@user-dg3ug7ny5d Former Presidents don’t really have a say in politics unless they are in a political position but they do have the same influence as a celebrity would.

  • @Hatrimn
    @Hatrimn Před 2 lety +491

    "Doesn't matter who is interviewing him, Trump is going to answer the same way"....so Trump is consistent. Sick burn.

    • @xjww8623
      @xjww8623 Před 2 lety +45

      Doesn't matter the time day or year. Trump will always live rent free in your mind.

    • @ngonzales3781
      @ngonzales3781 Před 2 lety +7

      Kimmel is a hack

    • @devlinswainson3190
      @devlinswainson3190 Před 2 lety +3

      @@xjww8623 that comment doesn't even make sense, he was quoting Jimmy Kimmel.

    • @Joe-sd2kx
      @Joe-sd2kx Před 2 lety +1

      @@itzasweater9621 paid*

    • @Joe-sd2kx
      @Joe-sd2kx Před 2 lety +1

      @@itzasweater9621 yeah I definitely get what you’re saying but I did that cuz others might not understand what you said.

  • @ohwellwhateverr
    @ohwellwhateverr Před 2 lety +207

    Kimmel can only dream of NELK’s viewing figures lol

    • @jaybow1566
      @jaybow1566 Před 2 lety +3

      Lol relax it's about a 5 mil difference, he don't gotta dream my guy that figure is relatively common. Don't tell me you're a degen who actually watches them?

    • @Flyerman777
      @Flyerman777 Před rokem

      and kimmel has a platform in cable television...

    • @YeTism
      @YeTism Před rokem +1

      @@Flyerman777 no one watches tv anymore

  • @Drewkhat
    @Drewkhat Před 2 lety +892

    Kyle said it best: “only reason you even get any views is cause Disney owns your show so CZcams forces it onto everyone’s home pages”

    • @Hektikhekthor
      @Hektikhekthor Před 2 lety +44

      Facts

    • @Biggie_Cheeze_
      @Biggie_Cheeze_ Před 2 lety +22

      FJB FJK

    • @bigbenthompson4882
      @bigbenthompson4882 Před 2 lety +6

      Oh you mean the same Disney that is owned by Shanghi Shendi Group? Gee wiz...I wonder if they are controlled by the CCP and have an influence in what Jimmy says on this show? Naaaah that would be so crazy!

    • @fullsendshorts8598
      @fullsendshorts8598 Před 2 lety

      where did he say this at im trying to see it

    • @tupapimarshall4767
      @tupapimarshall4767 Před 2 lety +8

      Guillermo made this guy

  • @jrh0369
    @jrh0369 Před 2 lety +319

    It wouldn’t be an Jimmy Kimmel episode without mentioning Trump. Find something else to talk about and stop letting him live in your head rent free.

    • @geraldpuse7823
      @geraldpuse7823 Před 2 lety +6

      That's because Kimmel is nothing but a hack! Trump lives in his head rent free and we love it.

    • @paulgibbon5991
      @paulgibbon5991 Před 2 lety +5

      We'd all LIKE to forget him, but we're still living with his mistakes and the cult who want him to return.

    • @clyde__cruz
      @clyde__cruz Před 2 lety +11

      @@paulgibbon5991 go outside more.

    • @AshtrayAnnie
      @AshtrayAnnie Před 2 lety

      He should live in his head rent free. Jimmy still doesn't even understand that trump was actually the best president of the last decade.

    • @dr.jamesolack8504
      @dr.jamesolack8504 Před 2 lety +1

      @Poliginal
      How can you NOT think about what that buffoon has done to this country. He single-handedly split the nation in two. To look up to someone like that is utter insanity. So…..I guess you’ve got that going for you. Good luck, cultist. You’re going to need it!

  • @MrROFLReaper
    @MrROFLReaper Před 2 lety +245

    I highly recommend everyone watch the Trump Interview by full send.

    • @sybyr1538
      @sybyr1538 Před 2 lety +8

      Is there even anywhere to watch it? Cant find it anywhere

    • @markiemark7018
      @markiemark7018 Před 2 lety +12

      It has been taken down by CZcams😐

    • @samsolomon1903
      @samsolomon1903 Před 2 lety +10

      Yes you can watch it for free on full send

    • @Nan-1017
      @Nan-1017 Před 2 lety +2

      Why?🤦‍♀️

    • @michaelvanderplaats
      @michaelvanderplaats Před 2 lety +16

      @@sybyr1538 it’s on Spotify. Full Send Podcast

  • @blainehare2636
    @blainehare2636 Před 2 lety +167

    The funniest thing about this show is that people actually laugh n watch this show

    • @NoonMight
      @NoonMight Před 2 lety

      You sound triggered ❄️

    • @ccanthony887
      @ccanthony887 Před 2 lety +6

      You actually believe that lol

    • @jaybow1566
      @jaybow1566 Před 2 lety +1

      Think it's even funnier that people who don't laugh even watch it, that's called rent free head space

    • @ksjaarda21
      @ksjaarda21 Před rokem

      Only aunt chippy scenes

  • @azharoriental3933
    @azharoriental3933 Před 2 lety +687

    Oh Jimmy, feeling sorry for you already. Shouldn’t have mentioned the nelk boys.

    • @GUERATECH
      @GUERATECH Před 2 lety +20

      lmfao yup

    • @darrylflinch5274
      @darrylflinch5274 Před 2 lety +20

      well that actually helps the NELK boys by mentioning them.

    • @GUERATECH
      @GUERATECH Před 2 lety +9

      @@darrylflinch5274 yep, any pr is good pr

    • @jackbrantly1751
      @jackbrantly1751 Před 2 lety +55

      @@darrylflinch5274 they get millions more views then kimmel doesn’t help them much

    • @dericorpa7241
      @dericorpa7241 Před 2 lety +25

      Yea, I hate jimmy now. I want him cancelled

  • @nickwebb9937
    @nickwebb9937 Před 2 lety +226

    “Small group of CZcamsrs” that have a much bigger following than you. Makes sense.

  • @gabrielfotu9431
    @gabrielfotu9431 Před 2 lety +264

    Those doofuses he refers to are millionaires. They also own that seltzer company that is making them millions. Not mention they have 10x the audience of a late night tv show that is mediocre at best.

    • @JC-og5bx
      @JC-og5bx Před 2 lety +13

      @@danielarenas6757 tell me you're a sped without telling me you're a sped

    • @JM-nl9ow
      @JM-nl9ow Před 2 lety +4

      @@danielarenas6757 What’s it have to do with liking Trump or not? Everything he said is true….

    • @xbhavior4219
      @xbhavior4219 Před 2 lety

      @@danielarenas6757 is comment didnt have anything to do with trump but okay

    • @dag_of_the_west5416
      @dag_of_the_west5416 Před 2 lety +1

      I never heard of those 3 interviewing DJT. What are they TikTok stars?

    • @thatboyy4220
      @thatboyy4220 Před 2 lety

      @@dag_of_the_west5416 💀

  • @stevecostello16
    @stevecostello16 Před 2 lety +132

    “Trump did a podcast during a war”?
    He’s no longer the President, what should he be doing?

    • @graz9372
      @graz9372 Před 2 lety +31

      right. they wanted him out for four years now they need him to do something? 😂

    • @silent_noise487
      @silent_noise487 Před 2 lety +13

      @@graz9372 because they know they can't expect anything out of Biden 🤣.

    • @bdsmgaming3627
      @bdsmgaming3627 Před 2 lety +1

      Why is he doing a talk show during a war?

    • @mitzycasanova9041
      @mitzycasanova9041 Před 2 lety

      There’s no rules remember? Just Trump = BAD.

    • @r00tboy45
      @r00tboy45 Před 2 lety

      DIEING!!!!🤐

  • @dirtyjohnson89
    @dirtyjohnson89 Před 2 lety +216

    The “small” CZcams group Nelk boys have over 9million subscribers that half of what jimmy has and jimmy has had a CZcams/tv career since before they were born…..

    • @mirandachumee1410
      @mirandachumee1410 Před 2 lety +33

      So true 😂 pretty sad he’s trying so hard to put them down for not being brainwashed

    • @BobSmith-yv6gy
      @BobSmith-yv6gy Před 2 lety +13

      Bro really hating on young entrepreneurs

    • @freya8133
      @freya8133 Před 2 lety +1

      @@BobSmith-yv6gy entrepreneurs of suck.

    • @alexevans7438
      @alexevans7438 Před 2 lety +1

      @@freya8133 you mean of millions yes🤣🤣

    • @jrh0369
      @jrh0369 Před 2 lety +2

      @@freya8133 liberal troll.

  • @steeledargie1814
    @steeledargie1814 Před 2 lety +426

    NELK makes more “being 3 stooges” than you do that’s for sure

    • @derekcampbell1995
      @derekcampbell1995 Před 2 lety +8

      Amen!

    • @RaulRM3
      @RaulRM3 Před 2 lety +2

      he did get them with the Seltzer drink joke can’t lie

    • @munchietv7502
      @munchietv7502 Před 2 lety +29

      @@RaulRM3 they make their own hard seltzer which they’re making good money on how did he get them there?😂

    • @DuckYou69
      @DuckYou69 Před 2 lety +3

      Fanboys coming out

    • @munchietv7502
      @munchietv7502 Před 2 lety +5

      @@DuckYou69 proud fanboys

  • @miralabualjadail4206
    @miralabualjadail4206 Před 2 lety +73

    Jimmy lives in his own bubble.

  • @bradymoynihan295
    @bradymoynihan295 Před 2 lety +6

    Biden sat down with tik tokers to talk about the war

  • @sergeaylwin6196
    @sergeaylwin6196 Před 2 lety +964

    Nice to see LAPD do not discriminate against blind folks when hiring.

    • @thomascardona0917
      @thomascardona0917 Před 2 lety +9

      I know human rights these days are awesome!

    • @Cash42
      @Cash42 Před 2 lety +24

      LAPD Discriminate ?? Never 😂

    • @Kermit_T_Frog
      @Kermit_T_Frog Před 2 lety +12

      Nice knowing that some things never change. The Keystone Cops revisited.

    • @hurricaneace143
      @hurricaneace143 Před 2 lety +3

      @@duncan5063 I was thinking the same thing 🤣

    • @rileykaplan3470
      @rileykaplan3470 Před 2 lety +1

      @@hurricaneace143 same.. 😅

  • @jacobjarrell5785
    @jacobjarrell5785 Před 2 lety +518

    More people watched the podcast in 24 hours then your show does in a week

    • @adumb1985
      @adumb1985 Před 2 lety +4

      Only for the cringe

    • @specialk789101112
      @specialk789101112 Před 2 lety +63

      @@adumb1985 The only cringe right now is in the White House.

    • @dericorpa7241
      @dericorpa7241 Před 2 lety +22

      There is a facebook group called
      Petition to cancel Jimmy Kimmel - We stand with NELK+Steve
      Let's unite against this guy. I'm tired of people like this that think they can do anything without consequences.

    • @jakewilliams713
      @jakewilliams713 Před 2 lety +3

      Keep dreaming troll

    • @jakewilliams713
      @jakewilliams713 Před 2 lety +3

      @@dericorpa7241 I thought you right wing nut jobs were all about freedom of speech 🤔 I’m choking on hypocrisy

  • @11bkev
    @11bkev Před 2 lety +19

    Kimmel, why not show Trump “dancing around the question?” Maybe because Trump’s answer made sense so Kimmel edits to show Trump answering a music question and says Trump only knows four songs? That makes no sense.

  • @Joseph-ys2wn
    @Joseph-ys2wn Před 2 lety +30

    Trump is completely rent-free in Jimmy's mind

    • @StanleyFartson
      @StanleyFartson Před 2 lety +3

      Wow! Such an original comment that we haven’t heard from like every other moronic trumper before.

    • @Nille4206
      @Nille4206 Před 2 lety +3

      @@StanleyFartson well its true ? Glad everything is happening now what you clowns said trump would cause ?

    • @StanleyFartson
      @StanleyFartson Před 2 lety +3

      @@Nille4206 Ha ha ha! What you said makes zero sense. Maybe try again, Trump worshiper.

    • @Nille4206
      @Nille4206 Před 2 lety +1

      @@gaweedwen there is no debating these people .. they’re glad the war machine is turning aigen..

    • @Joseph-ys2wn
      @Joseph-ys2wn Před 2 lety +1

      @@StanleyFartson Personally if I disliked someone I wouldn’t give their name free advertisement on a TV show every single day of my life but that’s just me

  • @civil_villain
    @civil_villain Před 2 lety +162

    When I was younger, I had a friend being chased in a car by the police. He started to see the spotlight (it was night) of the helicopter, and he jumped out of the car, stripped down to his boxers, threw his clothes in a bush, and then ran to a house. He opened a screen door, stood between it and the house door, and when the police came by looking around he hollers, "Hey! What's going on out here?"
    The police told him to go back inside and he said, "This is my house, I have a right to see what's going on!"
    The police completely ignored him, and eventually left long enough for him to get dressed and leave.

    • @schwartzcenter93
      @schwartzcenter93 Před 2 lety +22

      I’ll take “Things that didn’t happen for $1,200, Alex!”

    • @civil_villain
      @civil_villain Před 2 lety +23

      @@schwartzcenter93
      You can take it, but you'll lose $1,200.

    • @hurricaneace143
      @hurricaneace143 Před 2 lety +19

      I should be upset bout this, but that sounds too good of a tactic 😂

    • @Abdullah_Jibril_Ali
      @Abdullah_Jibril_Ali Před 2 lety +11

      I feel like I just read something out of Reader's Digest... Lol

    • @susanwestwood1602
      @susanwestwood1602 Před 2 lety +5

      I love it, pure gold comedy.

  • @AntonioRamirez-js3ny
    @AntonioRamirez-js3ny Před 2 lety +29

    The fact that he said small group, like that pisses me off, why don't you give credit to the people that deserves it don't bash at them. Nelk boys are not small, they are one of the biggest CZcams groups right now and changing lives to people that are fans and not fans.
    Do your research jimmy!!! Nelk boys (Full send)!!!

    • @Arborpress
      @Arborpress Před 2 lety +3

      Dude Kimmel is a huge left winger. They all do that. When 100s of thousands of people were protesting vaccine mandates in Canada, the president said it was a 'fringe minority' of people protesting.

    • @jpdemer5
      @jpdemer5 Před 2 lety

      @@Arborpress 100s of thousands? LMAO! Turn off Faux Snooze, for your own good.

    • @Arborpress
      @Arborpress Před 2 lety

      @@jpdemer5 I get all my news from Facebook & Yahoo ^ "Fringe minority" my mistake

    • @jpdemer5
      @jpdemer5 Před 2 lety

      @@Arborpress Facebook and Yahoo have the best correspondents. Can't do better than that. /s

    • @aks1993kumar
      @aks1993kumar Před 2 lety

      @@jpdemer5 Keep watching your clown news network.

  • @y.a9473
    @y.a9473 Před 2 lety +6

    Jimmy is 100% doing a video on Trump every time he has the chance XD

  • @joshflores6605
    @joshflores6605 Před 2 lety +9

    Trump is rent free in this guy’s mind. You know when your ratings keep dropping, it’s a sign to mix up your act

  • @9liveslisa
    @9liveslisa Před 2 lety +367

    That police pursuit was priceless!!! Hollywood couldn't have done it better! lol!!!!!

    • @9liveslisa
      @9liveslisa Před 2 lety +7

      @Tlotlo Thari Thanks, but no thanks. :-)

    • @Saiputera
      @Saiputera Před 2 lety

      Liberal world order will collapse! If Putin use 6,000nuclea on NATO/EU 😂😂

    • @speakerz74
      @speakerz74 Před 2 lety +8

      how did that one cop still not see him when he looked under the car?

    • @sophierobinson2738
      @sophierobinson2738 Před 2 lety +8

      Saw a similar incident on a channel dedicated to chases. The news chopper pilot got through to police faster, though. The guy actually slid from under one car to another, over and over.

    • @marvinmartion1178
      @marvinmartion1178 Před 2 lety +6

      America's finest!

  • @enricopallazzo2987
    @enricopallazzo2987 Před 2 lety +13

    McDonald's wanted to activate a no fry zone in Russia 🕺

  • @cottoncandy4486
    @cottoncandy4486 Před 2 lety +3

    Oh the baby in the high chair, was so funny, incredible acting.

  • @thomascarvalho3435
    @thomascarvalho3435 Před 2 lety +29

    “During a war” while hosting a pointless show during the same said war. While also hosting a show that’s gone through two wars. If he’s so worried about it, go over there too. He’s done nothing himself but be on stage and be a snobby SOB.

  • @gabye.
    @gabye. Před 2 lety +152

    The police pursuit with a Benny Hill's music for background would have been perfectly hilarious 😂

    • @Heavenzvoice
      @Heavenzvoice Před 2 lety +17

      Yes!!! Also speed up the video like they did with Benny Hill so they can look even crazier!

    • @rasadams9034
      @rasadams9034 Před 2 lety +4

      @@Heavenzvoice normal speed.
      Benny Hill Theme is my favorite.

    • @marvinmartion1178
      @marvinmartion1178 Před 2 lety +1

      How did Jimmy miss that!

    • @randibgood
      @randibgood Před 2 lety +1

      But then we would have lost the commentary. I say commentary on regular speed and then a sped up version with Benny Hill.

    • @markwilliams2620
      @markwilliams2620 Před 2 lety +1

      Yackity Sax. First thing I though of when I saw this.

  • @jond1325
    @jond1325 Před 2 lety +3

    Baby skit was Gold 👍

  • @11Nosferatu11
    @11Nosferatu11 Před 2 lety +17

    That "small youtube channel" gets more views than Jimmy Kimmels' terrible show.... Jimmy Kimmel Live should just be called "Trump lives in my head rent free."

  • @Rav0000000
    @Rav0000000 Před 2 lety +2

    That baby puppet arm control was masterful! *chef's kiss*

  • @mariaangelini949
    @mariaangelini949 Před 2 lety +72

    I can’t believe people watch The Bachelor.

    • @robertbuchwald6514
      @robertbuchwald6514 Před 2 lety +5

      Seriously the bachelor show has to be the most OBNOXIOUS , stupid , pathetic shows ever on t.v.

    • @stratocasterblue
      @stratocasterblue Před 2 lety

      That dudes Bucketmouth

    • @tjewett1967
      @tjewett1967 Před 2 lety +2

      It's the same garbage humans that voted for Trump..... fresh from the trailer park.

  • @enegmatixerebro
    @enegmatixerebro Před 2 lety +30

    That police chase is like a Family Guy skit lmaoo

  • @robtheg
    @robtheg Před 2 lety +6

    The views must be low let's put Trump in the title and in the thumbnail that will definitely get us more views

  • @janetbaker3616
    @janetbaker3616 Před 2 lety +8

    Don't watch any late night TV. But this 60 yo conservative woman actually found parts of his monolog funny, some parts truthful. And thanks for reminding me why I never watch reality TV.

  • @stoneye4703
    @stoneye4703 Před 2 lety +5

    5 million views in 24hr Kimmel is as old as Biden

  • @SC-mp1lh
    @SC-mp1lh Před 2 lety +69

    I'm sure Tom's wife and kids are so psyched that he's playing football again instead of spending time with them.

  • @Jackfin950
    @Jackfin950 Před 2 lety +34

    Love when they turn, non political things political. My favorite

  • @robtheg
    @robtheg Před 2 lety +6

    Trump is living comfortably and rent free in poor little Jimmy's head

  • @Leonaza7
    @Leonaza7 Před 2 lety +137

    Get well Mr. President Obama! We love you! 🙏🏽💙

    • @johnalsop2303
      @johnalsop2303 Před 2 lety +16

      I'm an Independent. Canvassed and voted for Obama though. I liked him right from the start. He came to a small town in the Midwest. I took my family to see him. Brought my elderly mom as well. We couldn't get in as it was booked solid. We stood outside though and listened and when he came out I yelled for him to come over. He did. He walked straight to me. I said
      " you're going to make it". We shook hands. Behind me was a group with a banner that read
      "Rednecks For Obama". I thought it was amusing and genuinely cool at the same time. My friend happened to be inside the event, walked out and snapped a picture of Obama shaking hands. Some time later blows up the pic and see he's shaking hands with me. I loved Obama dearly. He got screwed bad by the Tea Party but his heart was in the right place and I think that is what is required of a good leader.

    • @toatsants
      @toatsants Před 2 lety +9

      World: oh boy, do we miss U Sir ?

    • @Xavieus
      @Xavieus Před 2 lety +1

      @@toatsants yeah all those drone strikes on middle eastern innocent men/women/children and getting more of our troops killed. The world really misses that.

    • @Xavieus
      @Xavieus Před 2 lety +1

      @@johnalsop2303 nonsense dude. Obama did nothing to help the American people

    • @toatsants
      @toatsants Před 2 lety +1

      @DJ ShadowZone orange moron was way better 😜

  • @luisv8413
    @luisv8413 Před 2 lety +174

    The baby at the end had me in tears 😂. “ it says it right here im almost reading it” please keep him in the future bits.

  • @crazycatmama2098
    @crazycatmama2098 Před 2 lety +14

    That bachelor deserves an Oscar. He’s a pretty good actor. Going to church and crocodile tears. 🤣🤣

  • @joemccarthy3748
    @joemccarthy3748 Před 2 lety +8

    Tommy Brady Fitzpatrick has to be one of the most hilarious bits I have ever seen!! Who is that guy??

  • @SpaceForceCommander
    @SpaceForceCommander Před 2 lety +14

    It’s strange that Trump likes Y.M.C.A. and yet he can’t spell it with his arms!

  • @kellygrant3074
    @kellygrant3074 Před 2 lety +18

    L.A.'s finest...
    edit: How perfect was that baby sketch? every spoon went there. seamless suspension of disbelief.
    How did they they do that?

  • @robertsmelt6638
    @robertsmelt6638 Před 2 lety +3

    When all LAPD Police need to partner with seeing eye dogs.

  • @matthewscoggin3339
    @matthewscoggin3339 Před 2 lety +46

    Bro trump has been out of office for almost 2 years and kimmy jimmel is still obsessed. Maybe because it’s the only way he gets views lol

  • @markstevens1729
    @markstevens1729 Před 2 lety +6

    The Boston Baby was on fire!

  • @NewMessage
    @NewMessage Před 2 lety +490

    If Guillermo were on The Bachelor, I might actually pay attention to it.

    • @gioryu
      @gioryu Před 2 lety +14

      Yes, this is a good idea..

    • @dawnstanley1733
      @dawnstanley1733 Před 2 lety +13

      That's the only way I would watch! Lol

    • @R-A-F
      @R-A-F Před 2 lety +15

      Guillermo is fcuking AWESOME 👍🤣

    • @R-A-F
      @R-A-F Před 2 lety +4

      @Zakimbo Hey... get it together, bro

    • @judysocal8682
      @judysocal8682 Před 2 lety +9

      @Zakimbo Maybe he could do a show on how to have a happy marriage..😊

  • @panatypical
    @panatypical Před 2 lety +2

    Jimmy, you've really outdone yourself with the joke about having 18.4 million subscribers.

  • @ericleavitt7265
    @ericleavitt7265 Před 2 lety +4

    Trump gets a lot of airtime on this program.

    • @bluntrapture
      @bluntrapture Před 2 lety

      Trump gets more airtime in your head.

    • @ericleavitt7265
      @ericleavitt7265 Před 2 lety +1

      @@bluntrapture you guys sure like trump that's for sure

    • @ericleavitt7265
      @ericleavitt7265 Před 2 lety

      @@bluntrapture you are special! I bet u rode the shot bus to school. Good for you

  • @dannmarceau9743
    @dannmarceau9743 Před 2 lety +50

    Trump, the National embarrassment.

    • @yusaydat12
      @yusaydat12 Před 2 lety +3

      Trump is the greatest president ever. Biden kills our own

    • @donald4732
      @donald4732 Před 2 lety +3

      Thee greatest president this country has ever seen ✋🍊👌

    • @johnscott2849
      @johnscott2849 Před 2 lety +8

      @@donald4732 look squirrel 😁😁😁😁

    • @jorgendahl5024
      @jorgendahl5024 Před 2 lety +7

      @@yusaydat12 still hoping to get that job at Mar a Lago we see.

    • @user-ej2wr5bg2v
      @user-ej2wr5bg2v Před 2 lety

      @@yusaydat12 he was on track to having a successful first term with a reelection, but he dropped the ball with covid. Its was so simple, just follow the guidelines and he woulda been reelected but his ego gets the best of him

  • @daydreamer8662
    @daydreamer8662 Před 2 lety +58

    I expected the guy running away from the police to stand up, point, and scream, "He went that away"

    • @daniell5247
      @daniell5247 Před 2 lety +1

      I have a feeling that probably would have worked too 😂

    • @chriswarr3676
      @chriswarr3676 Před 2 lety

      😂

    • @Tao_Tology
      @Tao_Tology Před 2 lety

      The guy had time to get changed in to a full-on Medea costume.

  • @chezith
    @chezith Před 2 lety +1

    Trump : “hold on ivanka I am coming “ 🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪….😂😂😂😂😂

  • @johnsmithers8652
    @johnsmithers8652 Před 2 lety +1

    That baby Brady fan was one of the weirdest as well hilarious things I have ever seen. Lol lol lol lol.

  • @mjsonder5822
    @mjsonder5822 Před 2 lety +31

    Now I know why Pete Davidson hasn't been on SNL for the past couple shows, he's in space training!

  • @bobsmith2637
    @bobsmith2637 Před 2 lety +39

    Maybe McDonalds should have stayed operating in Russia but announced very publicly that they would be donating all the profits to Ukrainian relief charities

    • @owenmersk4626
      @owenmersk4626 Před 2 lety +2

      But it's weird because I think there are still McDonalds profiting in Israel's apartheid state

    • @Sillybillyilly
      @Sillybillyilly Před 2 lety +3

      Putin would punish them and the employees would be targeted

  • @tasteslikepennies2549
    @tasteslikepennies2549 Před 2 lety +4

    I feel so horrible for the mother of that guy from The Bachelor. Her level of embarrassment must be absolutely insurmountable at this moment

  • @philbarone4603
    @philbarone4603 Před 2 lety +6

    THIS, is the beginning of his decline and I love it.

  • @nicorobin5978
    @nicorobin5978 Před 2 lety +133

    His face always cracks me up. The white circles around his eyes with the orange facade.

    • @barnabascee1889
      @barnabascee1889 Před 2 lety +17

      It's eye makeup. He also wears high heels.

    • @andreaserrano2529
      @andreaserrano2529 Před 2 lety +7

      @@barnabascee1889 🤣🤣🤣 thanks for the laugh 😆

    • @seahawker4life952
      @seahawker4life952 Před 2 lety +7

      @barnabas cee
      Yup, Trump loves wearing his high heels and makeup

    • @marshamariner7897
      @marshamariner7897 Před 2 lety +5

      It looks like a BAD SPRAY TAN....and the white circles r EITHER bad tanning glasses
      ...or where the cukes covered his eyes..
      !!!😅😂🤣😵😵👀👀🌹🦋💖

    • @samtabe4104
      @samtabe4104 Před 2 lety +3

      He's low key a fruity pie

  • @kaladan1890
    @kaladan1890 Před 2 lety +115

    wow ... if it wasn't for the helicopter those cops would have never found this guy.

  • @Georgiasuzanne
    @Georgiasuzanne Před rokem +1

    Imagine trying to fit an ad for Pfizer into your stand up routine.

  • @MNSHONSNOW
    @MNSHONSNOW Před 2 lety +7

    Jimmy was ok years ago when he drank beer. Now I can’t stand him no matter how much beer I’ve drank. Void his man card!

  • @jerek2251
    @jerek2251 Před 2 lety +5

    Kimmel snorted a nose dart with my little sister back in the day when she was 15

  • @tscottshea
    @tscottshea Před 2 lety +151

    The best thing about Tom Brady unretiring is getting to watch more of the grossly hilarious little Tommy, who has a wonderfully creative vocabulary for a boy his age....:)

  • @Emk315
    @Emk315 Před 2 lety +13

    More people watch Fox News’ Gutfeld more than they watch Jimmy. I think that tells you were these people are heading. The “small” group he mentioned who interviewed Trump have 7.5 million subscribers on CZcams (:

  • @JAGOS369
    @JAGOS369 Před 2 lety +13

    That Brady Baby segment was hilarious.

  • @ernestchacon4928
    @ernestchacon4928 Před 2 lety +58

    My personal opinion is that The Bachelor and Bachelorette are the two damn ridiculous TV programs ever !!!

    • @jarniwoop
      @jarniwoop Před 2 lety +10

      True. That guy is a big spoiled baby.

    • @poorthing
      @poorthing Před 2 lety +12

      I am so glad I never spent (wasted) a second of my life watching any reality show, this one really sounds like a nasty mess...

    • @PADS62
      @PADS62 Před 2 lety +4

      @@poorthing
      I feel the same way! The shows, all Reality shows, are SOO Blatantly Stupid that it hurts my intelligence down to my soul !! LOL 🥴🤢😂

    • @stratocasterblue
      @stratocasterblue Před 2 lety +1

      What a bucketmouth on that dude

    • @sheilaboston7051
      @sheilaboston7051 Před 2 lety +1

      @@poorthing Our Oz Grand Slam is televised on a commercial channel I never normally watch because I hate ads and the often banal fare on offer. Throughout two weeks of great tennis, I decided that the ads promoting Married at First Sight, even though muted, would never, ever encourage me to watch a reality TV show!

  • @jpistolas
    @jpistolas Před 2 lety +37

    The only thing missing from that police chase was Yakety Sax.

  • @corydulski6970
    @corydulski6970 Před 2 lety +2

    Without Trump, Kimmel would be unemployed.

  • @cynthiahernandez3598
    @cynthiahernandez3598 Před 2 lety +2

    I looooove Tommy Brady Fitzpatrick!!!

  • @Celexanomnom
    @Celexanomnom Před 2 lety +100

    Reality tv is literally turning Americans into idiots. I haven’t watched tv aside from my favorite college football team in years.

    • @tallon3925
      @tallon3925 Před 2 lety +1

      congrats

    • @michaeldeignan7922
      @michaeldeignan7922 Před 2 lety +2

      Bevo Bob: I don't watch idiots throwing balls around ,read a book ,nimrod

    • @KeelyIleanBaker
      @KeelyIleanBaker Před 2 lety +3

      @@michaeldeignan7922 Who the hell ruined your day?! I mean I don’t like American Football 🏈 either; as someone with a brain injury, I find it disgusting. But my goodness what a bad attitude! kindness is very fleeting in this world, so maybe try and be a little bit more kind?

    • @Kevin-co7dr
      @Kevin-co7dr Před 2 lety +1

      hes a trump supporter lol

    • @robertandhollyscorpiofan2697
      @robertandhollyscorpiofan2697 Před 2 lety

      Only watching football in years doesn’t say much about YOUR intelligence level.
      And making a blanket statement makes YOU look like an idiot.

  • @cherylwilkinson3228
    @cherylwilkinson3228 Před 2 lety +134

    The batchelor's parents are looking at him as if it just occurred to them that they may have brought the wrong baby home from the hospital.

    • @oldrrocr
      @oldrrocr Před 2 lety +4

      ... so you slept with all three of them... and you TOLD them... did you learn anything, son?

    • @jackl4laughs
      @jackl4laughs Před 2 lety +2

      😂😂😂

    • @jackl4laughs
      @jackl4laughs Před 2 lety +6

      @@oldrrocr he didn't even learn to fake cry...

    • @sunnydaze2359
      @sunnydaze2359 Před 2 lety +5

      Anybody that could be interested in the bachelor, sorry, your IQs can’t be that much higher than his. Most ridiculous, phoney show ever put on TV. 🙄🙄🤮

    • @jpdemer5
      @jpdemer5 Před 2 lety

      @@sunnydaze2359 Agreed. I don't find it entertaining to watch idiots being idiots for any longer than 30 seconds. It gets depressing if it goes on any longer than that.

  • @brianhoefer7148
    @brianhoefer7148 Před 2 lety +1

    9:17 I was thinking Tom Ellis would drop in with encouraging words.

  • @richardwagner108bayreuth7

    "Ummm, ur hair smells good." Can't believe Trump said that crap! OMG.

  • @eCitizen1
    @eCitizen1 Před 2 lety +4

    Who in their right mind gives a crap about what Traitor Trump has to say?

  • @mrp932
    @mrp932 Před 2 lety +4

    That police footage was just like in GTA😂

  • @fishface123ism
    @fishface123ism Před 2 lety

    That suspect is what gives a little spice to life! It's funny, and sort of makes life worthwhile.

  • @Vercingetorix504
    @Vercingetorix504 Před 2 lety +2

    Tom Brady baby needs his own spot.

  • @twill9278
    @twill9278 Před 2 lety +18

    The baby Brady dude nails the accent and figures of speech from our neck of the woods.

    • @poopsonastick13
      @poopsonastick13 Před 2 lety +6

      Came here to say this. He’s got to be from central MA, nobody can nail a fake one like that!

    • @margoelizabethmiller
      @margoelizabethmiller Před 2 lety

      Don't agree. He added an R to "granola" when that only happens when it's followed by a word with an initial vowel sound. We don't just randomly add R to the end of words.

  • @massey4business
    @massey4business Před 2 lety +40

    Another hilarious classic! 🤣🤣 Can't stop laughing at the baby!

  • @shellecapos8574
    @shellecapos8574 Před 2 lety +4

    Police are always saying they have to make split second decisions, in fear of their lives.
    That suspect coulda disabled their cars, & or shot them all.

  • @cynthiapowers3469
    @cynthiapowers3469 Před 2 lety

    When Trump was asked about his favorite song after wmca to get people dancing he said hold on I'm coming , lol I. Love it

  • @johnhammond9962
    @johnhammond9962 Před 2 lety +13

    Chief Wiggam: "Ok boys, lets get him"

  • @mz.phatbaldkat7839
    @mz.phatbaldkat7839 Před 2 lety +25

    That 🚓 clip had me in tears.😂😂😂

  • @stopthecrazyguy9948
    @stopthecrazyguy9948 Před 2 lety +2

    This Bachelor thing is why I haven't watched TV in 20 years. This stuff makes Soap Operas look like Pulitzer Prize material.

  • @lypscratch
    @lypscratch Před 2 lety +15

    Wow! That Tommy Brady segment was amazing. What a great job he did!

  • @benfenton8155
    @benfenton8155 Před 2 lety +40

    It gets old seeing Kimmel have to make fun of Trump whenever he needs a higher view count

    • @ericsneary5430
      @ericsneary5430 Před 2 lety

      LOL

    • @donald4732
      @donald4732 Před 2 lety +2

      It's only cause he hates me so much and doesn't low key like me

    • @sublimewins2186
      @sublimewins2186 Před 2 lety +7

      “Went on a podcast IN THE MIDDLE OF A WAR”
      Like why does that matter if he’s not president? Even liberals want trump in charge

    • @freya8133
      @freya8133 Před 2 lety

      @@sublimewins2186 No we don't. Traitor!! FK Trump!!!

    • @freya8133
      @freya8133 Před 2 lety

      @@donald4732 We all detest you.

  • @Heavenzvoice
    @Heavenzvoice Před 2 lety +36

    Hollyweirdoheathen!
    I lost it!!
    The baby man is the best! This is one of his best rants.

    • @boss13hoss
      @boss13hoss Před 2 lety

      Jimmy Kimmel and his lame dad jokes. Not funny at all

  • @shadynasty7006
    @shadynasty7006 Před 2 lety +1

    Seems like that guy behind the car missed the chance to go the other way AND possibly shake the chopper (really wanted to say, choppa).

  • @awesomedork8294
    @awesomedork8294 Před 2 lety

    Hold on, "I have a high aptitude for music...I pick the ones I like." LMAO!!!!!!

  • @dreamrestore213
    @dreamrestore213 Před 2 lety +10

    4:00.... WAIT.... Did Trump just come out the closet...??
    YMCA makes Trump Come.... 🤣😂🤣😂

  • @TheWtfanime
    @TheWtfanime Před 2 lety +195

    Yo for real that joke about the one deadly bird America created was legitimately great. Well done Jimmy.

    • @Saiputera
      @Saiputera Před 2 lety +3

      Liberal world order will collapse! If Putin use 6,000nuclea on NATO/EU 😂😂

    • @sunshine3914
      @sunshine3914 Před 2 lety +4

      @Merril R Russia’s desperate.

    • @rugr82day
      @rugr82day Před 2 lety +2

      @@Saiputera , glad you recognize there is a liberal world order and that the USA is majority liberal. Hurry up and catch your flight home, comrade.

    • @sqadoodlebop2796
      @sqadoodlebop2796 Před 2 lety +4

      He didn’t write the joke

    • @ISmokeCrayolas
      @ISmokeCrayolas Před 2 lety +1

      They don't want to be back at work jimmy....

  • @mrv7916
    @mrv7916 Před 2 lety +4

    OMG!… that police chase had me laughing so hard. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @greenbluemonkey
    @greenbluemonkey Před 2 lety +1

    That fugitive should have run back the way the cops came from as soon as they were past. He may have even gotten away. That would have truly been epic.