Trump’s Stupid Idea to Arm Teachers, Fox News in Hot Water Over Election Fraud Claims & War on Woke

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  • čas přidán 31. 05. 2024
  • Donald Trump did something miraculous over the weekend and filed a financial disclosure report that includes earnings from his many ventures, Truth Social is the 10,953rd most visited site in the world, the huge defamation trial filed by Dominion Voting Systems against Fox News will start tomorrow and Fox is in a very difficult position, Trump spoke at a big NRA Convention in Indianapolis this weekend pushing his dumb ideas to arm teachers, he treated the NRAholes to one of his classic riffs on how you can’t use the N-word, a new edition of “Drunk Donald Trump,” Mike Pence took the stage at the NRA convention and will announce his intention to run for President by May, Joe Biden is fielding a primary challenge from Joe Exotic, Mike Lindell is focused on Ron DeSantis, Newsmax has some serious concerns about woke culture, and some companies are doing the exact opposite of trying to be more inclusive.
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  • @mgmoody42
    @mgmoody42 Před rokem +98

    I went to a Catholic parochial school. The teachers, for the most part, were nuns. If they were armed, Sister James Carmel would have shot me 500 time during 3rd grade.

    • @patriciamckean4682
      @patriciamckean4682 Před rokem +8

      If nuns are packing, watch out 😮 particularly the nun that taught my third grade, she was already beating on kids and throwing are locker cloths around to name a few that has stuck with me 😅

    • @onnasun8122
      @onnasun8122 Před rokem +13

      LOL!!! I grew up in the time when nuns had wooden rulers and they did not hesitate to use them on kids.

    • @brettpilkington9539
      @brettpilkington9539 Před rokem

      Shame! Shame! Shame !

    • @sprig5173
      @sprig5173 Před rokem +6

      Those nuns were vicious enough with canes.

    • @vickywitton1008
      @vickywitton1008 Před rokem +1

      I have heard about him teachers! They don't need guns to keep discipline!

  • @FallenMuse81
    @FallenMuse81 Před rokem +111

    At Uvalde the parents had the bigger balls one of the moms is being charged for going in and rescuing her child because the cops were standing outside. And it gets so much worse from there right now

    • @josephadiaz8343
      @josephadiaz8343 Před rokem +12

      That lady was a heroin, bless her heart.♥️🙏✝️✌️😎

    • @brianwills4398
      @brianwills4398 Před rokem +4

      Too bad none of the teachers were armed, they could've saved many innocent kids lives.

    • @BarbaraMatteau
      @BarbaraMatteau Před rokem +11

      @@brianwills4398 are you joking? In TN, the school there had staff with guns. No help at all.

    • @artlesscalamity348
      @artlesscalamity348 Před rokem

      @@brianwills4398 you’re really chugging that NRAa Kool-aid. The cops admitted on record that they did not want to go in because they were afraid of the automatic weapon that the killer had. That’s how well your “good guys with guns” theory works in the real world.

    • @seanbrown9048
      @seanbrown9048 Před rokem +8

      And a Border Patrol agent running past coward local cops to end the terror.

  • @georgesouthwick7000
    @georgesouthwick7000 Před rokem +12

    Reminds me of something I saw on the old All in the Family TV show. Archie said he had a plan that would stop all the airline hijackings. His solution? “Arm all the passengers”.

  • @JeanMorgan-bg9jf
    @JeanMorgan-bg9jf Před rokem +53

    As a former career teacher, I have to say that if administrators or the Board would have told me to have a gun in the classroom, I would have quit on the spot. What a horrible idea! Dangerous idea!

    • @prestonshobe
      @prestonshobe Před rokem

      Trump used the word willing.. "arm every willing teacher". Therefore, they would not have told you that you had to have a gun in the classroom.

    • @sisterpamop
      @sisterpamop Před rokem

      The "willing" scares me just as much.

  • @saintkenny9296
    @saintkenny9296 Před rokem +65

    Trump for prison, 2024!

    • @JohnL-fn9no
      @JohnL-fn9no Před rokem +2

      What crime 😈👈
      Trump 2024🇺🇸✊

  • @musicinggp
    @musicinggp Před rokem +1113

    I'm gonna be soooo pissed off if Dominion settles. Go to trial and destroy fox forever.

    • @JustBob5150
      @JustBob5150 Před rokem +46

      They will definitely settle, but it's going to cost them "biggly".😅

    • @neilbarratt1523
      @neilbarratt1523 Před rokem

      Not gonna happen since nearly all their programs are blowing msm out of the water.

    • @FutureChaosTV
      @FutureChaosTV Před rokem +62

      If they could get Murdoch and his family thrown out of the country and made persona non grata for life - just a dream and a hope...

    • @slappygilmour1984
      @slappygilmour1984 Před rokem +23

      @@JustBob5150 any settlement will include Fox not accepting guilt probably

    • @elizabethdjokovic2691
      @elizabethdjokovic2691 Před rokem +73

      Fox should be held accountable for its actions . A billion dollar fine is not enough.

  • @JohnnyC10071959
    @JohnnyC10071959 Před rokem +9

    The team that creates this show is the best in late-night history. Every night the monologue has gut-busting humor. at the expense of soulless republicans. I love it.

  • @ingridllinas5612
    @ingridllinas5612 Před rokem +13

    I wont ever forget this episode. Guns to teachers, running with a fridge. Gosh! He is nuts!

  • @8arrows
    @8arrows Před rokem +578

    Thank you so fuggin’ much for pointing out how low the ratings are for Truth Social! That made my night!

    • @aileenburke4667
      @aileenburke4667 Před rokem +17

      I really hope he sees this.

    • @8arrows
      @8arrows Před rokem +5

      @@aileenburke4667 tipping my crown royal @ya. Cheers Aileen.

    • @mikeh6084
      @mikeh6084 Před rokem +2

      Low ratings? I knew Kimmel was going to fail

    • @shaynegreenaway4345
      @shaynegreenaway4345 Před rokem +1

      Like the ratings for his show are any better

    • @harpcht8487
      @harpcht8487 Před rokem +27

      @@mikeh6084 love trumps and his followers tears 😂😂😂😂

  • @sci-fi.tsunami
    @sci-fi.tsunami Před rokem +123

    7:41 Wow! This really brings back the memories. We actually -went- suffered through 4 years of this psychobabble non-stop. "Apartment stores", "big little everything". And some people want 4 more years of it.

    • @Jason-zd1pn
      @Jason-zd1pn Před rokem +17

      I'm so mentally exhausted at this point.

    • @jayr6666
      @jayr6666 Před rokem +1

      Tell me, what good has happened in the last four years for america?

    • @dceplay
      @dceplay Před rokem +21

      @jason ross - Well for starters, Trump was voted out of office......

    • @Jason-zd1pn
      @Jason-zd1pn Před rokem

      @@jayr6666 Trump got VOTED OUT of office. Dear Lord and savior Trump, please save us all. Except for them, amen

    • @mcnall34
      @mcnall34 Před rokem +9

      @@dceplay that’s one of, if not the best thing that’s happened in our lifetime. Him getting indicted is another great day in American history.

  • @marcderoos9496
    @marcderoos9496 Před rokem +18

    Every circus needs a clown.

  • @RankinMsP
    @RankinMsP Před rokem +29

    How do the same people who don't trust teachers to teach kids with books, want to arm those same teachers? 😑

  • @Leonaza7
    @Leonaza7 Před rokem +681

    I hope they don’t settle. This country needs this trial.

    • @amberturdcoloringbook1733
      @amberturdcoloringbook1733 Před rokem +1

      trump's tiny little hands need some tiny little handcuffs 🤡👐

    • @sweett2185
      @sweett2185 Před rokem +24

      Dominion said they will not settle w/o a public apology made by FOX hosts and a their money. I heard FOX offered them 500k. 🙄

    • @gamepapa1211
      @gamepapa1211 Před rokem +1

      Yep. Fox News is just reaping what they sow at this point.

    • @maxinel1776
      @maxinel1776 Před rokem +17

      @@sweett2185 The case is going to trial. I guess Fox didn’t want to make a public apology

    • @66pens87
      @66pens87 Před rokem +2

      Oh let’s not even talk about the Liberal news channels and their list of lost lawsuits.

  • @user-dg9pu4pe9d
    @user-dg9pu4pe9d Před rokem +39

    I would be impressed if someone ran out of a store carrying a refrigerator.

    • @geoffoconnor3487
      @geoffoconnor3487 Před rokem +3

      Andre the Giant, maybe.

    • @LowPlainsDrifter60
      @LowPlainsDrifter60 Před rokem +3

      Someone running out with a "big little everything" would be impressive too.

    • @ianb9028
      @ianb9028 Před rokem +2

      Not as much as I would be at someone running out a refrigerator carrying a store.
      Sorry I’ll see my self out.

    • @MrStaybrown
      @MrStaybrown Před rokem

      The only stealing I see is white women running out of Walmart with carts full of groceries. They usually abandon the cart and try running for their dodge charger in their pajamas, and flip flops..😂😂 I'm sure their MAGA'ts too.

  • @alexaales7937
    @alexaales7937 Před rokem +11

    'Drunk DT' is just genius, pure and simple genius!

  • @dennisbruechert6233
    @dennisbruechert6233 Před rokem +137

    Teachers are not paid enough to act as your childrens bodyguards. And you shouldn't expect or demand them to do so

    • @HK-sg8wg
      @HK-sg8wg Před rokem +4

      Anyone doing a MS would now target teachers, can you imagine

    • @barbarahendricks2967
      @barbarahendricks2967 Před rokem +16

      My daughter works in public schools system I sure in hell don't want her to carry a gun. Teacher's are educator not police officer.

    • @jifoejoe
      @jifoejoe Před rokem +10

      Exactly!! They didn't sign up for that and what if they aren't comfortable with guns or are terrified of them. I am! I'm an educator in Higher Ed and I am terrified of guns going off at the wrong time, a kid getting a hold of it etc. etc.

    • @watchandjewelryloft4713
      @watchandjewelryloft4713 Před rokem +1

      They should be allowed to. And honestly, where's the guards like others get? Are children not worth protecting in the same way? Nashville shooter could've broken in with a rock. What kind of security is that?

    • @knowntobehonest
      @knowntobehonest Před rokem +2

      Dennis i just hope you don't take this stupid idea serious.

  • @Kentavious444
    @Kentavious444 Před rokem +215

    So surprised to see Trump's feet aren't cloven.

    • @Nola50
      @Nola50 Před rokem +16

      Photoshop

    • @kathygodfrey3158
      @kathygodfrey3158 Před rokem +12

      😂😂😂 brilliant

    • @claudiajacques2339
      @claudiajacques2339 Před rokem +6

      😂😂😂😂❤❤❤

    • @tvdinner325
      @tvdinner325 Před rokem +19

      Photoshopped like his inauguration.

    • @jaygee5693
      @jaygee5693 Před rokem

      @@tvdinner325 Was his inauguration photoshopped, to make the tiny crowd appear to be larger? 🤡

  • @caseyjones9716
    @caseyjones9716 Před rokem +37

    And THIS guy had the nuclear codes !!

  • @trueblaze84
    @trueblaze84 Před rokem +13

    To be fair, if someone can run out of a building carying a 500 LB fridge on one sholder and a fur coat on the other, they should be allowed to keep it.

    • @Queina1
      @Queina1 Před 4 dny +1

      Kind of reminds me of where I used to live. 4th floor apartment. The front door had 3 locks. But I never locked the back door leading out to the patio. And someone told me once that I should always lock that door. I said why??? They said, what if someone climbed over my balcony and and like tried to steal my 62 inch tv or something. I said if they can get up to the 4th floor balcony, grab the VERY heavy tv and take it back over the balcony railing, they're very welcome to it.

  • @prOGamer-ul5zc
    @prOGamer-ul5zc Před rokem +8

    As a former teacher of 23 years, I can tell you right now, terrible idea. Not to mention, WHO IS PAYING FOR THAT? Teachers have to buy their own classroom supplies, but yea, the districts are gonna buy guns for them. DOMINION, DO NOT SETTLE!

  • @gchriskonrath09
    @gchriskonrath09 Před rokem +11

    Drunk tonald drump 😂

  • @emb5048
    @emb5048 Před rokem +263

    It’s a crying shame that trial won’t be aired.

    • @amberturdcoloringbook1733
      @amberturdcoloringbook1733 Před rokem +7

      I know 😥😥

    • @drumbum3.142
      @drumbum3.142 Před rokem +7

      It would Simeoultaneously be HYSTERICAL and MASSIVELY Sad and Pathetic (not to mention an embarrassment to (much of) Society) to see God tryin' to talk in a Straight line in front of a judge.

    • @Paulpoission
      @Paulpoission Před rokem +4

      The audio might be live-streamed though!!

    • @WestShoreMan
      @WestShoreMan Před rokem +2

      @@drumbum3.142 Huh

    • @drumbum3.142
      @drumbum3.142 Před rokem

      @@Paulpoission
      Strained thru the paintbrush of Picasso..

  • @joanlivingston3769
    @joanlivingston3769 Před rokem +10

    One of your best Jimmy! Actually laughing out loud at my kitchen table.

  • @slinkydog247
    @slinkydog247 Před rokem +5

    Getting massive Bueford T Justice vibes from drunk Donald 😂😂

  • @NewMessage
    @NewMessage Před rokem +22

    "He's got feet like a giant baby!"
    He's got everything like a giant baby.. to hear Stormy tell it.

  • @audreymuzingo933
    @audreymuzingo933 Před rokem +8

    13:30 Lol, I have always loved saying "fish dicks" and nobody notices. The one bit of joy I got as a school teacher was reading the lunch menu to my class every Friday.

  • @jamesdavis6036
    @jamesdavis6036 Před rokem +2

    From Johnny Carson to this in one generation!

  • @teaberrywmn
    @teaberrywmn Před rokem +42

    Jimmy provides just the right amount of levity to this crazy country.

    • @ShannonJacobs0
      @ShannonJacobs0 Před rokem

      How is the google profiting from one-liner sock puppets making comments? Plus more offensive ads!
      Maybe depoliticizing America's legal system would help?
      So: "A nonpartisan Justice may compel two recusals by junior partisan Justices."
      How about that idea?

    • @toddroberts8020
      @toddroberts8020 Před rokem

      The meat riding is crazy quit glazing

  • @angelusmortis3150
    @angelusmortis3150 Před rokem +786

    Trump is the one guy that will unite the Democrats and independents and GenZ and normal Republicans to vote against him. 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @UncleEbenezer77
      @UncleEbenezer77 Před rokem

      His supporters don’t believe in independent voters. To them, if you don’t support Trump, you’re either a “democRat” or a “RINO”.

    • @thudtheace
      @thudtheace Před rokem

      Yep, I am an independent (used to be Retardican) and I will never vote for the current dip-s*** Retardican party ever again (unless they completely clean house and become sane again, which is highly unlikely).

    • @alysiareid6659
      @alysiareid6659 Před rokem +31

      💯

    • @mikeh6084
      @mikeh6084 Před rokem

      We need Trump back to unfuck this country from Joe Biden

    • @jobabraham6844
      @jobabraham6844 Před rokem +11

      @@alysiareid6659 No he is going to win and Make America Great Again!

  • @jorgecollado6948
    @jorgecollado6948 Před rokem +65

    OMG the Drunk Donald Trump bit had me rolling! LOL!!!! You guys are the best!

  • @justjokes-shorts9239
    @justjokes-shorts9239 Před rokem +31

    It is a terrible shame that the trial won't be broadcast.

  • @davidlaroche4537
    @davidlaroche4537 Před rokem +20

    Love Jimmy. He’s great and gives great info.

    • @davidlaroche4537
      @davidlaroche4537 Před rokem

      Give guns to teachers in schools? Armed security guards would stop mass shooters? Really?

    • @blackbox1024
      @blackbox1024 Před rokem

      @@davidlaroche4537 You're right, instead of having a chance to neutralise the shooter, it's a way better idea to let him get as many killings as possible. What's your solution ret*rdet sherlock ?

    • @chrisheidrich6265
      @chrisheidrich6265 Před rokem +1

      @@davidlaroche4537 Yes why would it not stop a shooter or are you better off waiting for the cops?
      Kind of a no brainer here wouldn't you think

    • @johngarrhet2235
      @johngarrhet2235 Před rokem

      @@davidlaroche4537 Armed bank security? Why have that? We should fire all of them and leave protection to the cops. CLEARLY that works out well. 🙄

  • @davidpaul6656
    @davidpaul6656 Před rokem +18

    Did he really just say "We're not gonna have enough people to feed everyone"!? 🤦😂

    • @brianschwartz5357
      @brianschwartz5357 Před rokem +1

      Huh?

    • @doviebruder1285
      @doviebruder1285 Před rokem +3

      Yep that's what he said....

    • @doviebruder1285
      @doviebruder1285 Před rokem +1

      Just had another thought....maybe that's why they want women to have more babies and not have abortions...they plan on using the babies as food for the rest of us!!😂😅😂😅

    • @WhiteFangofWar
      @WhiteFangofWar Před rokem +1

      @@doviebruder1285 Sounds like a modest proposal

    • @brianschwartz5357
      @brianschwartz5357 Před rokem +1

      @@WhiteFangofWar I see what you did there Mr. Swifty

  • @mmjackk667
    @mmjackk667 Před rokem +20

    The NY "Running with a refrigerator on your back" marathon, has been rescheduled to June 16th because of the expected celebrations in the streets, once the new indictments are filed in court.

    • @dand3975
      @dand3975 Před rokem +1

      Duuha Bears, football team used to have a player named The Refrigerator.

    • @mmjackk667
      @mmjackk667 Před rokem +2

      @@dand3975 Oh Yeah, I hear he lost a lot of muscle weight, since his retirement. They call him 'mini bar', these days.

  • @bulletproofair
    @bulletproofair Před rokem +5

    The responsibility to defend schools from active shooters should NOT be put on the backs of teachers...

  • @ralphperry3576
    @ralphperry3576 Před 26 dny +1

    Thank God for Jimmy!

  • @henrys.3406
    @henrys.3406 Před rokem +424

    As an European who once worked in the US as a college teacher, the sole idea of arming teachers makes me shiver. This is very very sick.

    • @jackderipper2233
      @jackderipper2233 Před rokem +47

      The Republicans never run out of bad ideas.

    • @Thejbirdy
      @Thejbirdy Před rokem

      @@jackderipper2233 The SCOURGE of this nation, the GOP

    • @marvinmartin4692
      @marvinmartin4692 Před rokem +9

      Sounds like prison? This is seriously beyond messed up!

    • @thejman9388
      @thejman9388 Před rokem +5

      Why do you want ppl as helpless as possible in an emergency? the fbi has and cdc have both confirmed that 5 times as much crime is prevented per year by armed citizens and that 96% of the time a person is armed during an active shooter incident that stop the shooter.

    • @matthewwiederspan3025
      @matthewwiederspan3025 Před rokem +39

      @@thejman9388 Hmm…the “good guy with a gun” didn’t show up to prevent the last few mass shootings (the Christian school in Nashville, TN; the bank in Louisville, KY; the birthday party in Dadeville, AL; and so on). And those shootings occurred in states where open carry without permits is legal. Where are all of the “good guys with guns” you speak of?

  • @faemike55
    @faemike55 Před rokem +181

    Most of the time when I hear Trump speak, I either face palm or shake my head. What I heard tonight made me do both. My ears are still ringing.

    • @Gabbyness41
      @Gabbyness41 Před rokem +12

      Worse than nail on a chalkboard! 😆

    • @faemike55
      @faemike55 Před rokem +2

      @@Gabbyness41 How about five nails on a chalkboard? Would that make your ears bleed?🤣🤣

    • @drumbum3.142
      @drumbum3.142 Před rokem +1

      ​​​@@Gabbyness41
      The chalkboard, calling the nail back..
      Or Visa Versa.. .
      🤔

    • @drumbum3.142
      @drumbum3.142 Před rokem +6

      "He" also makes me Laugh Hysterically as well with his Masterful, Serpentine, Indecisive, Garbled Mush.. ...
      A *VACUUM* Makes more sense.. .

    • @faemike55
      @faemike55 Před rokem +7

      @@drumbum3.142 And is actually more useful. Of course, his mind contains an almost perfect vacuum.

  • @walterfristoe4643
    @walterfristoe4643 Před rokem +2

    I remember when Archie Bunker thought it was a good idea to stop the hijacking of planes by issuing each passenger a gun! 🤣

  • @susanwelch9087
    @susanwelch9087 Před rokem +3

    That Drunk Trump was hysterical.

  • @dirfrops
    @dirfrops Před rokem +186

    I have a team member who works for me who is considering home schooling her kids because of all the Republican and NRA supported massacres. But also because they just did a lockdown drill whereas they allegedly handed (or directed him to wield) a pair of scissors, to protect himself. Against a gun. Wtf? He’s in the 2nd grade.

    • @colscott5016
      @colscott5016 Před rokem +11

      “Republican and NRA supported massacres”
      Demonizing the opposing side for having different views about how to fix these shootings is dangerous rhetoric to have.

    • @andrewstevenson118
      @andrewstevenson118 Před rokem +3

      @@colscott5016 That's a fair point

    • @mgmoody42
      @mgmoody42 Před rokem +16

      Those blunt-nosed scissors will do a lot of damage...NOT!

    • @integral
      @integral Před rokem

      @@colscott5016 Different views? Are you smoking that blue meth again? The GOP has no solutions to offer for the American gun problem and blocks any solid ideas. You think that is just "a different view?" Try to think before commenting.

    • @dirfrops
      @dirfrops Před rokem

      @@colscott5016 giving guns to teachers, posting armed guards at schools, and blaming massacres on side doors that weren’t locked, is the exact dangerous rhetoric that can be absolved thru red flag laws, more rigorous background checks, abolishing these non-sensical no permit concealed carry laws, and banning assault rifles.
      Let’s address these no permit CC laws first. Think of all the places where anyone would legally be allowed to conceal and carry a weapon….and then let’s look at all the massacres of children (not to diminish the lives of adults). How many citizens are just CCing weapons into schools? Probably very few because it’s just drop the kid off, pick the kid up. Leave. In and out in 5 minutes at most. These CC laws are more for adult everyday use. Restaurants, in your car traveling, grocery shopping, exercising at the park. And where are the shootings happening? Sure everywhere, but the massacres are happening in schools.

  • @kimberlycornelius7911
    @kimberlycornelius7911 Před rokem +710

    Hard to believe people raise money for billionaires smh

  • @urbanpyro1
    @urbanpyro1 Před rokem +4

    This was my first experience with the drunk slowed bit and it was so much better than even I expected it could be! 😂

  • @mikemir121
    @mikemir121 Před rokem +8

    So great to start the week with Jimmy's show. Love It. Started slow, but got me rolling on the floor laughing.

  • @davidmurray5399
    @davidmurray5399 Před rokem +75

    It's amazing that his Adderall soaked brain can even force out words.

    • @phillipedwardness9591
      @phillipedwardness9591 Před rokem

      Saw this comment and thought I must be watching Dave Portnoy do a pizza review

  • @RobotoSan
    @RobotoSan Před rokem +36

    "We're not gonna have enough people to feed people!" So then this means... no Soylent Green?

  • @JohnHoffman65
    @JohnHoffman65 Před rokem +2

    ‘Drunk Donald Trump’ makes it all sound alright.

  • @carson5108
    @carson5108 Před rokem +1

    Should be called “Jimmy Kimmel Live Featuring Donald Trump”

  • @stephenbouchelle7706
    @stephenbouchelle7706 Před rokem +9

    You think postal workers go postal, wait till the idiom becomes, “He went teacher on them.”

  • @LaurenStone-bc5wr
    @LaurenStone-bc5wr Před rokem +101

    He didn't say he would pay them to now do 2 jobs! Teach and security!

    • @magicmarker7047
      @magicmarker7047 Před rokem

      How would 18 million cover the cost of having armed guards in every school? Can't afford to pay the teachers properly and now they want to add guns, ammo and guards.

    • @bobcourtier4674
      @bobcourtier4674 Před rokem +7

      Give teachers babysitter pay then multiply by the number of students in class then add security guard pay on top of that.

    • @seanbrown9048
      @seanbrown9048 Před rokem

      Lol; calling traitor Trump stupid is an insult to stupid people.

    • @sugaronmychurro
      @sugaronmychurro Před rokem

      On the security guard status for teachers, it will be a negative time and a half on top of teaching salaries with no write-offs on guns and ammo purchases.

  • @stephanleo
    @stephanleo Před rokem +222

    Instead of laughing at Trump, we should be petrified by the fact that this guy is a messiah to a lot of Americans!

    • @marybarry2230
      @marybarry2230 Před rokem +22

      And the antichrist to the rest of us😮

    • @m.racheljones7019
      @m.racheljones7019 Před rokem +15

      He's fading away. His supporters are a dwindling minority.

    • @stani101
      @stani101 Před rokem +6

      Scary

    • @WZahnle
      @WZahnle Před rokem +1

      We can do two things. The American People are quite the multitaskers.

    • @jonjones6583
      @jonjones6583 Před rokem +3

      We love and worship Trump.

  • @latchkeykidfilmsLLC
    @latchkeykidfilmsLLC Před rokem +3

    The Drunk Trump segment! More please!!

  • @geraldarnoult
    @geraldarnoult Před rokem +10

    Newsmax, like NewsNation is also FOX IN DRAG

  • @phyllisseidl9117
    @phyllisseidl9117 Před rokem +10

    Who carries a fridge like that? The hulk?
    "He was a huge green man, came to me , tears in his eyes. he said Sir..."

    • @brokenangel2224
      @brokenangel2224 Před rokem +1

      That just cracks me UP, every time I hear it. How EVERYONE, just bows and scrapes to him!!! "Sir, Sir......." 😂😂😂😂

    • @balung
      @balung Před rokem +1

      It was a most beautiful fridge.

  • @hurdygurdyguy1
    @hurdygurdyguy1 Před rokem +8

    Mike Pillow better be thinking real hard about settling his own lawsuit with Dominion!!! 😂😂😂
    “Rage Boner!” 😂😂😂😂

  • @nerfherder4284
    @nerfherder4284 Před rokem +2

    How f'd is Mike Lindell now that Fox settled with Dominion 😂😂😂

  • @roachtoasties
    @roachtoasties Před rokem +5

    I didn't know that Best Buy now needs to keep the refrigerators behind the counter to prevent shoplifting. I learn something new every day.

  • @debrahelmlinger6256
    @debrahelmlinger6256 Před rokem +58

    And when an armed teacher has a bad day

    • @Nola50
      @Nola50 Před rokem +6

      Even more shooter's

    • @SN-bl6xm
      @SN-bl6xm Před rokem

      Then they will arm all students. 🤮

    • @HookLine48
      @HookLine48 Před rokem

      Is that why you don’t own a gun, because you might have a bad day?

    • @mascott1963
      @mascott1963 Před rokem +2

      Exactly !

    • @Nola50
      @Nola50 Před rokem +3

      @@HookLine48 We shouldn't have to own gun's. We shouldn't have to live that way!! Do you have a little turtle? Are you scared of everything? Is that why you own a gun?

  • @ZA-co9vj
    @ZA-co9vj Před rokem +1

    I would never allow my child in school with armed teachers. That is NOT an answer to.the problem. It's bad enough what our teachers must endure. Now we are going to tell them they need to carry guns? What a stupid idea!

  • @jimbruner9800
    @jimbruner9800 Před rokem +4

    Please do more of the drunk dummy,funny as hell !!!

  • @darthlazlo
    @darthlazlo Před rokem +9

    The “blankrupt” joke and Mr Paul’s CIS Gender Fish Sticks were hilarious jokes.

    • @claffert
      @claffert Před rokem

      Sure. And many fish actually do change sex.

  • @Jill_MA
    @Jill_MA Před rokem +128

    Lol I was a high school teacher and some of those kids are lucky I wasn't armed.

    • @kathygodfrey3158
      @kathygodfrey3158 Před rokem +6

      😂 love it

    • @sweett2185
      @sweett2185 Před rokem +5

      My son's sentiments exactly. He was 7th grade math.

    • @jasonsabbath6996
      @jasonsabbath6996 Před rokem +16

      As if a teacher's job isn't hard enough, let's make them cops too! And they won't earn a dollar more. Just sad.

    • @lancewedor5306
      @lancewedor5306 Před rokem +1

      Jill M Got it. I for one have never shot a child who didn't need it! Elements of Conduct do require a completed checklist and fee. Thus fewer mistakes are made.

    • @Rejectingmodernity01
      @Rejectingmodernity01 Před rokem

      @@jasonsabbath6996 thats why this is a free country, you can choose to protect yourself and others or not its up to you, i dont need to get paid more for trying to save my life as well as others lives if your life is worth fighting for then you would do whatever it takes to save it

  • @michaelcrockette8694
    @michaelcrockette8694 Před rokem +3

    it’s like the episode of All in Family where Archie’s solution to plane hijackings was “arm all your passengers, you pass the guns out at the beginning and collect them at the end, case closed”. (of course this was meant to make Archie sound ignorant).

  • @Kevin-sj1gu
    @Kevin-sj1gu Před rokem +60

    In red States teachers are only allowed to teach the 3 R's, revolvers, rifles, and reloading😮

  • @arnoldbailey7550
    @arnoldbailey7550 Před rokem +23

    Did no one catch the Newsmax guy saying:"there won't be enough people to feed everyone " 😮 Does he know Soylent Green was just a science fiction movie and not a documentary? Likely Florida educated.

    • @leoniemillerl4487
      @leoniemillerl4487 Před rokem +1

      Lol. Getting serious now. Wouldn’t it be sensible to allow immigrants to come to USA to do those jobs - like fruit and vegetable growing/picking etc. don’t bring more children in to the world when there are people from other countries wanting to do those jobs now.

    • @arnoldbailey7550
      @arnoldbailey7550 Před rokem

      @@leoniemillerl4487 yes. This use to be the Republican stance. Regan gave immigrants amnesty and Bush increased immigration from an average of 250,000 to 675,000 after passing his reform bill. On the other side: Clinton actually made it harder for immigrants to stay.
      This country will never improve until they ban lobbyists and make corporate donations illegal. Until then, be happy being 23rd in personal, economic, and political freedom. 🍻

    • @miguelnajera3023
      @miguelnajera3023 Před 3 měsíci +1

      Probably he does not

    • @vickilawrence7207
      @vickilawrence7207 Před 3 měsíci +1

      Ikr?

  • @katiedaniel-hz2ps
    @katiedaniel-hz2ps Před rokem +5

    Wow, Max reporting is always so insightful and informative. I learn something new every time I watch his show.

    • @georgecalaway1995
      @georgecalaway1995 Před rokem

      I couldn't agree more, analysis of current events is always spot-on. he really knows how to break down complex issues and make them accessible to the average viewer.

    • @arthur_melonsis
      @arthur_melonsis Před rokem

      Hey, did anyone catch up with the show part of the segment about Andrea Rodelyn Coppack? I'm really interested in learning more about her and how she can help people grow their investments.

    • @georgecalaway1995
      @georgecalaway1995 Před rokem

      Yes, I have heard of her. She is very well-known in the investment world and has helped many people achieve financial success

    • @arthur_melonsis
      @arthur_melonsis Před rokem

      how to get in touch with Coppack? I'd love to schedule a call or meeting with her to learn more about her investment strategies.

    • @shierlywatson6137
      @shierlywatson6137 Před rokem

      melon You can search the web for her and schedule a call or meeting with her if you are in the US. She is definitely worth checking out if you want to improve your investment portfolio.

  • @User.47629
    @User.47629 Před rokem +1

    You have teaches that absolutely should not be in a classroom. Me and my spouse grew up together we went to the same schools. Really great area where everybody know everybody. The one thing that me and my spouse never repeated what many parents did back then, was take the word of a teacher over our children. There were absolutely teaches that had very big issues mentally. Teaches some of them many years later arrested losing their pensions. They should do background checks and mental stability on every teacher. We had great kids honor students, but our children know mom and dad always had their backs never would we allow our children to fear a teacher. And the teachers were very well aware of it we stayed very active with that education and very active in the school. Starting with PTA then getting on the board of the PTA volunteering constantly so they know who you are and who your children are. You have teaches and it's very sad for the child but they don't connect and that child either act's out or becomes depressed low confidence. There was a story not too long ago third grade the teacher had some kind of a breakdown and they found the teacher in a coat closet! Give teachers a gun? No way. Fight to get the schools secured like you would secure your home.. because of what is going on School should be like Fort Knox. Talk about kids having anxiety because they had to wear masks is ridiculous. These children go to school knowing these shootings are happening constantly I can't even imagine. Many parents are taking their kids out of these dangerous environments because now teachers who have had it opened up K through 12 ..online.. in your own neighborhoods teachers who are getting permits doing construction on house and teaching your children right out of their homes.. care about the safety look into all the options. And that governor in Florida because of the smart teaches that got out unqualified people going in the classroom to teach your children. Not a chance keep your children safe👦👧👨👩👫👪👬👭🙏🙏🙏

    • @neonfroot
      @neonfroot Před rokem

      This is why I think compulsory law for schools should be questioned

  • @ryanl6316
    @ryanl6316 Před rokem +13

    'There won't be enough people to feed other people.' that's not how food works buddy.

    • @patriciamckean4682
      @patriciamckean4682 Před rokem +1

      I’m thinking they want to save all of of the aborted fetuses (from being aborted) to be farm workers

    • @mechez774
      @mechez774 Před rokem +2

      It's ok he covered all the trigger words to keep his frothing maga zombies drooling.

  • @outlawbillionairez9780
    @outlawbillionairez9780 Před rokem +10

    "Everywhere I go, these big.. like you wouldn't believe.. tough teachers, tears pouring down their faces, say" Sir.. Sir.. please give us guns! "

    • @brokenangel2224
      @brokenangel2224 Před rokem +3

      Well, you KNOW it's got to be the truth!! The Angry Tangerine would NEVER say it, if it weren't true!!

  • @MisterGravelrama
    @MisterGravelrama Před rokem +1

    It's tough to find a new spin on the fish d*cks joke. Nicely done.

  • @peteywheatstraw7670
    @peteywheatstraw7670 Před rokem +1

    You're right Jimmy. Most people don't even know what woke means. But that doesn't stop most people from misusing the term.

  • @connorlewis9772
    @connorlewis9772 Před rokem +90

    I saw a comedian who taught recently say if she received a school issue glock before pencils and other classroom necessities she was gonna use the glock to hold up a staples

  • @NewMessage
    @NewMessage Před rokem +28

    Sold 6 million dollars worth of NFT's, and they're now worth about 6 dollars.

  • @jillharling
    @jillharling Před rokem +5

    As a visiting nurse, I went to a lot of senior buildings, all the doors were locked , at front door, There was an intercom system you had to buzz in, and you did not get in unless they knew who you were and why you were there. I’m not really sure why the schools cannot do this, And addition to that why can’t the classrooms all just have a lock on the door for extra security. Has no one thought of this? If all the senior buildings have intercom‘s and lock the doors, they are all safe. Why can’t we do it with our children in the schools. All anyone does is talk about guns, guns, guns, arming the teachers, security cops at every entrance. Why not just a locked school with an intercom system no one enters unless someone knows who they are or where they are there.

  • @kathieann5936
    @kathieann5936 Před rokem +12

    My daughter is a teacher. She says she will quit the day some of her fellow teachers are armed.
    Things are tough enough without that, too. 😳

    • @Slo-ryde
      @Slo-ryde Před rokem

      No teachers union will allow it…. The GOP knows it, Trump is just throwing out red meat for the gun huggers.

  • @tubruton
    @tubruton Před rokem +87

    I'm just sick of these politicians blaming school shootings on the Doors. C'mon, Jim Morrison has been dead for almost two years now. Leave him alone!

  • @13katecoombs
    @13katecoombs Před rokem +1

    As a former grade school teacher, I will just point out that in order for teachers to keep kids from getting their hands on the class handgun, they would have to lock them up well enough that if a gunman showed up, they wouldn't be able to get at the gun. That's if teachers should have to carry guns, which isn't their job. At all. As for those few teachers who want to do this: One teacher who brought a concealed carry gun to school in Utah shot the toilet in the faculty bathroom, injuring herself with the shards.

  • @lawrencepayne4796
    @lawrencepayne4796 Před rokem +2

    MR KIMMEL YOU TRULY ARE A FREAKIN RIOT ! THANK YOU !
    FROM CANADA 🇨🇦

  • @vercammen2
    @vercammen2 Před rokem +93

    I don't know, Jimmy, arming teachers might make their contract negotiations pretty interesting. 🤔

    • @lovemoviesful2
      @lovemoviesful2 Před rokem +11

      And then it just takes one armed teacher to have a mental breakdown in school. Or even an argument between teacher and student to the point of pissing off the armed teacher. There are many instances where teachers went crazy or have a mental breakdown in class.

    • @debbietroyer9480
      @debbietroyer9480 Před rokem +1

      😂

    • @ywoulduchoosetousethis
      @ywoulduchoosetousethis Před rokem +4

      I find it interesting. One teacher I know placed his gun on the desk during his 2nd week of teaching after being threatened by a student. He was an immigrant who taught child development at university and teachers College before teaching in New Jersey in the 80s. He proceeded to win many awards for teaching. Until I immigrated to North America I did not understand. North America does not have bad education systems. Just really bad students. Check out the immigrants who excel in every discipline while North Americans lose their ability to understand words

    • @vercammen2
      @vercammen2 Před rokem

      @@lovemoviesful2 Humor, try it sometime.

    • @lovemoviesful2
      @lovemoviesful2 Před rokem

      @Vercammen2 Oh I know, but I'm just pointing out the fact that even a teacher can turn into a mass murderer in the blink of an eye, or worse, student got a hold of their gun.

  • @lindathomas9540
    @lindathomas9540 Před rokem +5

    Why would you zoom in on his feet? I was eating!

  • @amnuaylamaikij7463
    @amnuaylamaikij7463 Před 14 dny

    The best of the best show from Jimmy Kimmel!! Everybody including myself love his show ❤🎉😊

  • @robs.8692
    @robs.8692 Před rokem

    Omg!! I Love! Jimmey Kimmel! Best Comedian Ever!😅

  • @MysticJhn
    @MysticJhn Před rokem +164

    I had an algebra teacher once get so pissed at a student that when she kicked them out of the room, she broke the glass in the door after slamming it behind them.
    Yeah, we really need teachers being armed. Nothing says safe like an underpaid, overstressed teacher with a gun.

    • @wintertrooper7918
      @wintertrooper7918 Před rokem +5

      I had a teacher who would regularly leave class to go do something in the hall. Some of my classmates said he had a little anger management paper that he would repreat to calm himself, and a few years later, we had a teacher who literally told us we were the reason she was quitting

    • @bigheartedgranny6476
      @bigheartedgranny6476 Před rokem +3

      My daughter had a reacher take off her shoes and throw them at her! Nothing about being a teacher or student is safe.

    • @joeybleu66
      @joeybleu66 Před rokem +4

      remember the nuns?

    • @alexacarrillo4339
      @alexacarrillo4339 Před rokem +6

      I had a teacher in high school and then a different teacher in college decades ago before I knew what dementia looked like that clearly had dementia. They definitely seemed past the early stages. Unfortunately my stepdad taught us all about what it looked like as well as all the support groups we joined. It takes lots of testing to get that diagnosis but my gut says they had dementia after living through it with my stepdad.

    • @mountcomfort740
      @mountcomfort740 Před rokem +1

      My fear is you are putting the problem at the issue. A teacher will leave one out and a kid will get it.

  • @Me_G.
    @Me_G. Před rokem +23

    Today's monologue was great! Thanks 😂

  • @jenniferpeterson8903
    @jenniferpeterson8903 Před rokem

    Lol the prosecutor was dying. I would have needed to turn away from the camera.😂😂

  • @spinthis56
    @spinthis56 Před rokem +1

    34,000 schools divided by $12 mil = 0.0028 x 8 hours/day = 0.0224 cents!

  • @shermanculbertson6244
    @shermanculbertson6244 Před rokem +1260

    It never ceases to shock me that Trump was once president.

    • @kika-ge5qr
      @kika-ge5qr Před rokem

      We failed big time! Just heard it was Israel that got him in. 🤮

    • @tjcombo9328
      @tjcombo9328 Před rokem

      yup he taught this naught that you can lie , cheat, grift, and corrupt your way to the highest office in the land! and taught that once youre potus that you are above the law!Like serving in the military is for losers and suckers!

    • @aliengranpa
      @aliengranpa Před rokem

      The sad part is he probably will again too. There's enough stupid in America to swing the vote.

    • @gamepapa1211
      @gamepapa1211 Před rokem +109

      Then you will be shocked to hear that one-third of the country a) still thinks he's president, and b) wants him to run for office again in 2024.

    • @cherlyn1221
      @cherlyn1221 Před rokem +90

      Does it cease to shock you how anyone still wants more of him around today? I see right through his BS. Thank God for those of us who live in reality...it sucks, but it's definitely better with him gone.

  • @lillyanderson3623
    @lillyanderson3623 Před rokem +16

    Love you, Jimmy, Guillermo, and crew! 🤗🩵🩵🩵

  • @64yomero
    @64yomero Před rokem

    The mexican N word Nachos 😂😂😂😂😂, the real one is Nalgas !!!!

  • @vickilawrence7207
    @vickilawrence7207 Před 3 měsíci

    They’re carrying refrigerators!?! 😳😌😂😅😂🤣 oh Jesus

  • @BigLeggedEmma
    @BigLeggedEmma Před rokem +18

    Love you Jimmy

  • @gottired2
    @gottired2 Před rokem +99

    Arming teachers is such a terrible idea. You can’t plan for an active shooter, there’s no warning it just happens. If people know the teachers are armed then they will just be the first ones shot. Not to mention every time the classroom door opens the teacher has to make a split second decision as to whether the person entering the room is a danger or not. Do we need to add accidental shootings by teachers to the toll? Wtf!!

    • @frederickwelham3829
      @frederickwelham3829 Před rokem

      Obviously a wild west style shootout in a classroom full of kids is a great idea, if you are really stupid.

    • @mk1st
      @mk1st Před rokem +4

      Yep. Would have to keep it loaded and within easy reach to be effective. I’m sure no classroom accidents would ever happen.

    • @stevepitts7998
      @stevepitts7998 Před rokem +1

      ''If people know the teachers are armed then they will just be the first ones shot.''
      In hunting circles they call that a decoy 😉

    • @johnross8614
      @johnross8614 Před rokem +5

      @@mk1st “Little billy brings in his toy gun to show his friends and gets shot to death by his teacher” I would love to see the Rethuglicans thoughts and prayers after that headline.

    • @curtisadkins4453
      @curtisadkins4453 Před rokem

      Having no deterrents have worked great so far.......morons

  • @davidgori4500
    @davidgori4500 Před rokem

    A "deflamation case" is what you put on your My Pillow for when it bursts into flames.

  • @junekdial
    @junekdial Před rokem +10

    That drunk Donald Trump was fabulous. That’s the only way he should be put on public anything radio TV anytime he speaks. It was perfect and it sounded just like him.

  • @andrelevesque2405
    @andrelevesque2405 Před rokem +152

    The 5-time draft dodger hellbent on putting firearms in teachers’ hands…

    • @slappygilmour1984
      @slappygilmour1984 Před rokem

      But doesn't trust them enough to teach Rosa Parks or mention slavery. The Con is an idiot

    • @trevorlee7945
      @trevorlee7945 Před rokem

      he is just repeating what was prepared for him from his handlers he is too Fng stupid to have ideas of his own that dont involve him getting more money . The real evil creeps are his programmers that use him for their agenda .

    • @curtisadkins4453
      @curtisadkins4453 Před rokem

      😂 Joe Biden, the lifeguard, the football player, the guy that jogged around with Obama, also got 5 deferments.

    • @MrStaybrown
      @MrStaybrown Před rokem +4

      But Joe was actually in a school unlike trump.

    • @curtisadkins4453
      @curtisadkins4453 Před rokem

      @@MrStaybrown Do some research man. Trump got 4 student draft deferments while an undergraduate at the Wharton school. Both of them also received the "1-Y" classification. Joe got it for asthma as a kid, Trump got it for bone spurs.

  • @carolmiller848
    @carolmiller848 Před rokem +1

    I hate myself for buying his pillows!

  • @ShaunSchipper
    @ShaunSchipper Před rokem

    I sure like listening to Kimmel!!!!

  • @volqueen
    @volqueen Před rokem +97

    This clip every week night is the highlight of my day. 😂 Love Jimmy Kimmel!

  • @jenjabby
    @jenjabby Před rokem +35

    "We aren't going to have enough people to feed everyone"

    • @gopalahebert7511
      @gopalahebert7511 Před rokem +7

      Soleyn Green is basically grandma's recipe.

    • @B.Macklin
      @B.Macklin Před rokem

      Newsmax are a bunch of cannibals - go figure

  • @doclewis8927
    @doclewis8927 Před rokem +1

    Did he say were "not going to have enough people to feed the old people" as if we're gonna be eating "people"? "Solyent green IS people!!!!"