Ted Cruz Out-Slimes Himself, Trump Sues Hillary & the Awful People’s Choice Awards!

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  • čas přidán 23. 03. 2022
  • President Joe Biden is in Brussels for an emergency summit with our NATO allies, President Zelensky of Ukraine in inspiring people all over the world with his fashion sense, Putin products are all over Etsy, Donald Trump may have caught another lucky break thanks to a newly-elected District Attorney who appears to be backing off the case against him, Donny also filed a lawsuit against Hillary Clinton for conspiring to undermine his campaign, Mo Brooks of Alabama urged voters to move on from the 2020 election and is now getting dumped by Trump, Ted Cruz’s tirade at the Ketanji Brown Jackson hearings has inspired a spike in sales on Amazon, the nominees have been released for the “Awful People’s Choice Awards,” and a new edition of This Week in Unnecessary Censorship.
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  • @amyfrancois9121
    @amyfrancois9121 Před 2 lety +49

    Are we seriously SURPRISED about Cancun Cruz?! 😒🤔🤨

  • @shermanculbertson6244
    @shermanculbertson6244 Před 2 lety +568

    I just want to give you a heartfelt thank you Jimmy. I suffer from Autism and during the pandemic I fell into depression, which I still struggle with today. Your show has helped me get through the last few years which have been incredibly difficult and very draining emotionally and mentally. You always make me laugh and smile and forget about my problems. Thank you to you, your staff, and writers for always putting on such an great and entertaining show. You really have a positive impact on the world. Keep up the awesome work.

    • @thehound9086
      @thehound9086 Před 2 lety +15

      Hi Sherman! Can you grow hotdogs in your garden? Yes if you use the right furterlizer! 🤣😂👍

    • @1974fatback
      @1974fatback Před 2 lety +17

      Sherman!!!
      Why is 6 scared of 7?
      Because 789😉

    • @dustin9132
      @dustin9132 Před 2 lety +45

      Yes I am thankful for Kimmel and Seth Myers too!

    • @katwalkable
      @katwalkable Před 2 lety +42

      Yes many of us isolated and got depressed. This war is also a sad thing. 🙏 Helps me. Also comedians.😄

    • @freya8133
      @freya8133 Před 2 lety +14

      @@thehound9086 What??

  • @aviatrix1947.8
    @aviatrix1947.8 Před 2 lety +11

    You forgot Lindsay Graham storming out!! THAT was definitely an award winner!

  • @leefrankel4191
    @leefrankel4191 Před 2 lety +10

    Only when I see DT actually brought to account will I believe it, though I continue to hope fervently for it.

    • @usa-pu9mh
      @usa-pu9mh Před 2 lety

      What about biden being held accountable. He and hunter partnered up with other countries and sound Americaa srcrets and made bank.

    • @georgehays4900
      @georgehays4900 Před 2 lety

      Never gonna happen.

  • @pauljansen1137
    @pauljansen1137 Před 2 lety +117

    "Ted Cruz out slimes himself"....I love the sound of that!!

    • @TheDarkness1
      @TheDarkness1 Před 2 lety +11

      We need to go back to a show called "You can't do that on television" Every time a lie is told, they get slimed.

    • @nicholasfarrell5981
      @nicholasfarrell5981 Před 2 lety

      I don't, it sounds gross.

    • @marshamariner7897
      @marshamariner7897 Před 2 lety

      Been watching GB and Peter's line is 'he slimed me"😅😂😂🤣😁🌎🌍🌹

    • @acethayersr1586
      @acethayersr1586 Před 2 lety

      It is so sad when I was a boy growing up America was known as the ' bread basket of the world ' and the country that feeds the world.
      Look at us now fields lay fallow, farmers are paid not to farm , and we buy wheat and other grains on the world market like everyone else.
      It should begin to soak in on people that a nation that is not self-sufficient as we once were is subject to many vulnerabilities .
      Trade is a good thing as a luxury and not so much a necessity.
      We went from a nation of producers to a nation of consumers.
      And this is all Jimmy Kimmy cares about 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @freya8133
      @freya8133 Před 2 lety

      @@acethayersr1586 no, it isn't all he cares about.

  • @4bibimimi
    @4bibimimi Před 2 lety +155

    Boris Johnson looks delightfully uncomfortable and awkward.

    • @worldcitizeng6507
      @worldcitizeng6507 Před 2 lety +11

      Boris needs a new hair stylist 😅

    • @cc1k435
      @cc1k435 Před 2 lety +17

      Boris needs a different job, too.

    • @madkeithpet5892
      @madkeithpet5892 Před 2 lety +5

      Boris was born in New York so, providing he passed the residency test, could be President. Worrying isn't it?

    • @4bibimimi
      @4bibimimi Před 2 lety

      @@worldcitizeng6507 Cuisinart isn't cutting it

    • @marywallace4086
      @marywallace4086 Před 2 lety +2

      @@madkeithpet5892
      What presidency test? Dump was proof that the US does not have that.

  • @WALNUTS52
    @WALNUTS52 Před 2 lety +4

    Congratulations to Judge Jackson for showing class in the face of outrageous behavior from the Republicans...

  • @theoldAlfmeister
    @theoldAlfmeister Před 2 lety +15

    Defense attorneys for all 28 of those people and entities TFG is suing have the right to question him under oath. That should be interesting. Bring it on.

    • @vanscheurich2099
      @vanscheurich2099 Před 2 lety

      The IG and Senate hearings have already proven all of these defendents were involved in a conspiracy to overthrow a President. Yep..........should be interesting to watch Hillary's pie hole start to pucker up.

  • @rosenbaum75
    @rosenbaum75 Před 2 lety +556

    I heard when he was a kid Ted Cruz's family moved around a lot, but Ted would always find them

    • @freya8133
      @freya8133 Před 2 lety +34

      😁😆🤣😂

    • @brendaharvey4620
      @brendaharvey4620 Před 2 lety +35

      Love it and it’s probably true

    • @TheDarkness1
      @TheDarkness1 Před 2 lety +34

      A lost dog will always find its way home, even if it's to a family that didn't want him in the first place.

    • @momentswithmel7599
      @momentswithmel7599 Před 2 lety +11

      😆😆

    • @gatovolador7618
      @gatovolador7618 Před 2 lety +25

      He now suffers from what is called "eric trump syndrome"

  • @nhlpa17
    @nhlpa17 Před 2 lety +93

    Ketanji did a great job. I can't imagine 3 days of listening to conservatives.

    • @hitman9198
      @hitman9198 Před 2 lety +10

      You thought not being able to define what a woman is and supporting pedos is a good job. Lol wow

    • @marshamariner7897
      @marshamariner7897 Před 2 lety +8

      Ty. Even 3 SECONDS IS TOO MUCH!!!!🤐🤐😠😠

    • @nhlpa17
      @nhlpa17 Před 2 lety +19

      @@hitman9198 Well, you just summed up your low IQ. She does not need to define a woman to be a SCOTUS judge. Just like how tax accountants don't diagnose heart conditions. But good job jumping into the right wing talking points. As for 'supporting pedos'? You mean like Conservatives high fiving Matt Gaetz? You aren't very smart are you? Her testimony was pretty clear that she does not support pedos.

    • @yrmthr
      @yrmthr Před 2 lety +2

      @@nhlpa17 wow. Must be difficult going thru life so stupid?

    • @nhlpa17
      @nhlpa17 Před 2 lety +6

      @@yrmthr lol I love when hamburgers with a keyboard chirp. Go sit down kid.

  • @ernestoflores1057
    @ernestoflores1057 Před 2 lety +2

    That guy doesn't stop suing people. What a way to live

  • @fillhixx
    @fillhixx Před 2 lety +14

    “All dogs do it”…..and after boofing enough beer, even some Supreme Court judges!

    • @mjack1935
      @mjack1935 Před 2 lety

      yes, all republicans do that after some beer.... dog humping

  • @rebeccalyle8443
    @rebeccalyle8443 Před 2 lety +85

    Alvin Bragg should be thrown out of office. Don’t think we will forget or forgive. No one is above the law, you have placed Trump above the law. History will not be kind to you.

  • @mungodegrijalva822
    @mungodegrijalva822 Před 2 lety +156

    Thank you to the gentleman & his family who adopted the fun loving dog. Sounds like he found a loving home!

    • @lindaouellette6656
      @lindaouellette6656 Před 2 lety +9

      Sad part is the idiots that gave him up are probably pretty satisfied with themselves, “knowing” they were right.

    • @Amyamy001
      @Amyamy001 Před 2 lety +3

      @@lindaouellette6656 I know, unbelievable! I hope they get their legs humped wherever they go for the rest of their lives for giving up that beautiful animal. Humping is a sign of dominance, which means the dog is infinitely more intelligent than his previous owners. He probably hated them!

    • @10640404
      @10640404 Před 2 lety +4

      My friends old dog humped my leg. I tried to avoid his dog after that, but I can’t deny that I got a good laugh out of the experience.

    • @lindaouellette6656
      @lindaouellette6656 Před 2 lety +2

      @@10640404 a lot of dogs boys and girls “hump” leg’s doesn’t make them anything but loving pooches.

    • @marywallace4086
      @marywallace4086 Před 2 lety +7

      @@lindaouellette6656
      Fools are usually quite smug aren't they?

  • @andtrrrot
    @andtrrrot Před 2 lety +34

    The look of utter disdain on Jackson's face to some of her questioners!

    • @thomasbayles8203
      @thomasbayles8203 Před 2 lety +3

      @Mirinda Tesin you and DPG watched the whole hearing and don't even understand what you watched. Don't you get that the objectives by Cruz and crew were to, at best, get this completely qualified woman to lose her cool and blow her top so people could question her temperament as a judge? And, at worst, make her out like she's some sort of strange person who has a soft spot in her heart for pedophiles? And, in the process, score political points with the likes of you two - their base. You two began looking at the hearing with a bias against Judge Jackson, because of her blackness and womanness, waiting for a gotcha moment. Lindsey Graham threw you two his fake outrage about how she gave pedophiles a slap on the wrist and you pounced on the red meat of this "gotcha moment" like savage pitbulls on a helpless old lady. Lindsey Graham voted to appoint this woman to the court where she sits now just a year ago and she had the same record. But now he's all upset. Judge Jackson sentenced people within the guidelines that these Senators provided. Josh Hawley and Tom Cotton combed through all her cases, picked out the ones where she gave lighter sentences. Presented them to America without giving all of the context of why she gave her lighter sentences in those cases. And you two jumped all over that red meat like a couple of coyotes on a chihuahua. Judge Jackson will eventually be confirmed to the Supreme Court, unless some Democratic Senator loses his or her mind, because the Republicans don't have the votes to keep her from being confirmed. The best the above mentioned Senators could do is make this black female candidate for the Supreme Court out to be too strange, too liberal, and too soft on crime. Open your eyes. Look deeper and question these people's motives when they make the moves that they make. And say the things that they say. Stop allowing them to play on your worst fears.

    • @lifestyleshomes4977
      @lifestyleshomes4977 Před 2 lety +4

      Calm and stoicism are not disdain. Explaining over and over again, to people with JD's what Judges do and don't do with the patience of Job, was remarkable.
      Thomas showed disdain to Anita Hill during his confirnation hearings.
      Kavanaugh’s angry, evasive and theatrically choking up responses were not SCOTUS-like.
      Jackson, on the other hand, maintained her cool even when Graham was repeatedly rude to her, never letting her answer. He's called Leslie because he's a Drama Queen.
      Cruz, after trying to play the CRT Card, put his head down and essentially said, Ok I'll get back to what Judges do,
      after KBJ thoughtfully addressed her old Hardvard Law Classmate, Cruz's question.
      Yes, Cruz and KBJ were classmates at Harvard Law, both graduating with honors.
      We could use some calm thoughtful demeanors in the SCOTUS.

    • @andtrrrot
      @andtrrrot Před 2 lety

      @DPG Do you know what the charges were?

    • @lifestyleshomes4977
      @lifestyleshomes4977 Před 2 lety

      @Mirinda Tesin Yes, Cruz, Hawley, Graham & Blackburn, all tried to make attrocities out of truths, because it was FREE Campaign Ads-time.
      Graham voted for her in the 2nd highest court in the land. Now, he wouldn't let her finish her answers and stomps out of the room, like he's Trump. Drama Queen.

    • @lifestyleshomes4977
      @lifestyleshomes4977 Před 2 lety

      @Mirinda Tesin What other SCOTUS nominee was ask such a baited irrelevant question?

  • @spirit5228
    @spirit5228 Před 2 lety +19

    Boris Johnson standing alone wanting to be rescued reminded me of the British comedian Benny hill.. 🤣

  • @meangene98
    @meangene98 Před 2 lety +10

    You know how these breakups go, Maga Mo & The Donald will back together in two weeks.

  • @Me_G.
    @Me_G. Před 2 lety +84

    Thanks for making my day today, Jimmy. 💓

    • @dr.josephodonnell4339
      @dr.josephodonnell4339 Před 2 lety +2

      If that dimwit Kimmel makes your day then you really need to get a life.

    • @yrmthr
      @yrmthr Před 2 lety +1

      God your life must suck

    • @jim007
      @jim007 Před 2 lety

      Jimmy makes all tRump supporters 😭😭😭

  • @courtney5796
    @courtney5796 Před 2 lety +68

    Ketanji Jackson was spectacular. That hearing was surreal... Props to her for not falling for ridiculous trap questions.

    • @offsides7.7.7
      @offsides7.7.7 Před 2 lety +10

      That's exactly what they were too. It wouldn't have mattered now she answered that question they would have used her answer to attack her.

    • @offsides7.7.7
      @offsides7.7.7 Před 2 lety +7

      @DPG All I said was that question was a trap. Meaning, there is no safe way to answer that question without pissing someone off so she chose not to answer it. Just like Amy Coney Barrett refused to answer the question on Roe vs Wade. Staying silent was the right move.

    • @dougbarr7344
      @dougbarr7344 Před 2 lety +4

      Except it didn't know what a woman is like most demonrats

    • @miketustin4075
      @miketustin4075 Před 2 lety +3

      @@dougbarr7344 repeating idiotic comments from a drunk trans "judge" ? No wonder Trump loves the uneducated

    • @matthewjames7268
      @matthewjames7268 Před 2 lety +4

      She doesn't even have the guts to explain what a woman is ... oh yea really spectacular 😂😂

  • @jarekdesign1
    @jarekdesign1 Před 2 lety +7

    Great ! I loved your show Jimmy ! True, it was a freak show 😄

  • @dyskover
    @dyskover Před 2 lety +150

    Hawley being allowed to participate in this procedure is outrageous.

    • @thelapander
      @thelapander Před 2 lety +1

      Why shouldn't he be allowed?

    • @franklaferriere5754
      @franklaferriere5754 Před 2 lety +5

      @@thelapander Because he is a traitor. Like Trump and all Trumpsters are. And? They are the ones who support and defend the real pervs, like? Trump, Roy Moore and many others. I mean Trump's campaign manager for Kentucky Tim Nolan is now doing 20 yrs for child trafficking and his advisor George Nader? Trump hired him AFTER the Czech Republic threw him out of the country after serving time for 10 counts of child trafficking and possession of cp, is now awaiting sentencing in NY after pleading guilty on charges of? Child trafficking and cp.

    • @jamesmaddison4546
      @jamesmaddison4546 Před 2 lety +2

      @@franklaferriere5754 You have to remember dude, the right project everything they do onto the left remember?!?? Theyre like kids who are caught red handed saying I didn't do it they did it

    • @caddylover10
      @caddylover10 Před 2 lety

      quick question. at what point has anyone asked any question that was not about her professional performance or track record as a judge? No one has made any personal attacks towards her or her family in any way, they have not questioned her integrity just how she has done her job.

    • @franklaferriere5754
      @franklaferriere5754 Před 2 lety +3

      @@caddylover10 Are you serious?

  • @whtmasterd
    @whtmasterd Před 2 lety +35

    Love the title 'Ted Cruz Out-Slimes Himself', that is a pretty high achievement considering he is so slimy.........

    • @hundo123
      @hundo123 Před 2 lety +2

      He's speaking of a US Senator, highly disrespectful...yet you teach to laugh at...if it was some liberal you'd sung a different tune...

    • @ladywhispers111
      @ladywhispers111 Před 2 lety

      Who thought that was even possible? 😂😂😂

    • @anncoffman4448
      @anncoffman4448 Před rokem

      @@hundo123 learn English, ya mook

  • @Amyamy001
    @Amyamy001 Před 2 lety +34

    Loved Senator Sasse calling Cruz a jackass and Cruz sat there with a poker face, so stupid not to even realize he was talking about him and a few others. Thank you, Senator Sasse.

    • @blakethegreatone2058
      @blakethegreatone2058 Před 2 lety

      Lmao. Not much to say when the people saying he is stupid have about 2 IQ points to rub together between all of them. Lmao. To think that any politician is remotely useful is like saying poop flavored lollipops are the best.

    • @jsniagara8202
      @jsniagara8202 Před 2 lety

      @tahoe twilight please explain

    • @alanb287
      @alanb287 Před 2 lety

      Unfortunately for you you have no idea what stupid is

  • @ronkirk5099
    @ronkirk5099 Před 2 lety +47

    I love it that almost every book the GQP'ers ban, burn or denigrate immediately see a huge bump to its' sales. Just exactly the opposite of what the GQP was hoping for.

  • @lisakay8798
    @lisakay8798 Před 2 lety +11

    Dog humping is not an indication of sexual orientation. And, I'm dead! Lol

  • @lucycan6363
    @lucycan6363 Před 2 lety +71

    Got to hand it to the judge, she has the patience of Job! What a woman!

    • @Riclmnopp
      @Riclmnopp Před 2 lety +4

      What is a woman?

    • @leonieromanes7265
      @leonieromanes7265 Před 2 lety +5

      Yep, 1000 times better than Brett 'I like beer" Kavanaugh.

    • @hitman9198
      @hitman9198 Před 2 lety +2

      @@leonieromanes7265 I'm not fan of Kavanaugh but at least he deserved to be nominated and can actually define what a woman is and doesn't support pedos

    • @malhondize3898
      @malhondize3898 Před 2 lety +1

      i think you mean jobe, what you typed was job.

    • @istdochallesegal3427
      @istdochallesegal3427 Před 2 lety

      The replies to your spot-on post are genuinely astounding

  • @jessfrankel5212
    @jessfrankel5212 Před 2 lety +18

    When diaper donnie was at a G7 summit years back, he stood alone, looking very uncomfortable, knowing full well that everyone there despised him. Now, Bojo is going through the same thing. Couldn't happen to a lousier PM.

    • @kenhutchings4790
      @kenhutchings4790 Před 2 lety +1

      If anyone wears a diaper its the big guy aka Joe Biden.

    • @sea_triscuit7980
      @sea_triscuit7980 Před 2 lety +1

      @@kenhutchings4790 we've all seen Don's Diaper in his adorable tennis getup, don't try to change the subject haha

  • @Iseerightthruyou
    @Iseerightthruyou Před 2 lety +1

    The bleep video at the end has me in tears....😂😂😂😂

  • @harefeldm
    @harefeldm Před 2 lety +6

    Thank you Jimmy for the Awards!!

  • @GGiblet
    @GGiblet Před 2 lety +66

    Thank you for making me laugh! Hearing their dreadful questions has been a new high in lows

    • @andrewhall6401
      @andrewhall6401 Před 2 lety +2

      How are those questions dreadful.....one is actually a question on a high school test

    • @davescott2692
      @davescott2692 Před 2 lety +1

      What a weak and terrible administration!!!

    • @brandonallen3808
      @brandonallen3808 Před 2 lety +1

      @@davescott2692 You're right, Biden is a weak leader.

    • @hitman9198
      @hitman9198 Před 2 lety +2

      @@ilovetrue2571 wtf is that supposed to even mean lol

    • @ilovetrue2571
      @ilovetrue2571 Před 2 lety

      @@hitman9198 This is no time for laughter, just a little ways away there is a war going on and children are suffering and crying.

  • @robertoquinn7047
    @robertoquinn7047 Před 2 lety

    Brilliant! Keep up the reality!

  • @schmodedo
    @schmodedo Před 2 lety +80

    Mel Brooks is definitely a comedy legend, but Mo Brooks vs. Trump is still great comedy.

    • @TheDarkness1
      @TheDarkness1 Před 2 lety +5

      I see a sequel to Spaceballs. Donald Trump as Orange helmet. How many A-holes do we have in this party? Everyone raises their hand....Ay sir! Orange helmet: "I'm surrounded by A-holes." A-holes: "Ay sir, king A-hole is our leader."

    • @ricimer9770
      @ricimer9770 Před 2 lety +1

      Perhaps there is a sitcom in it, Mo & Donny, about two senile old twats who get EVERYTHING wrong?

    • @schmodedo
      @schmodedo Před 2 lety +2

      @@TheDarkness1 ☠☠🤣🤣

    • @TheDarkness1
      @TheDarkness1 Před 2 lety +4

      @@schmodedo There will be a time travel twist where orange helmet is sent back to the 80's and his socks have gone plaid. He meets Doc Brown and Marty at the Green Pines Mall. The Libyans then have a shootout with orange helmet.

    • @TheDarkness1
      @TheDarkness1 Před 2 lety +5

      @@schmodedo The sequel will be called Earthnuts: How do you really milk an almond? Subtitle: Is it really almond milk or really nut juice? Orange helmet has to find the tiny almond nipples with his tiny little hands.

  • @maskedmarvyl4774
    @maskedmarvyl4774 Před 2 lety +217

    I think that a special award should go to the female newscaster who said in a dead serious voice, "to be clear, dog humping is not an indication of sexual orientation".....

    • @marvinmartion1178
      @marvinmartion1178 Před 2 lety +14

      It's more about dominance.

    • @edlane1883
      @edlane1883 Před 2 lety +20

      When I first heard this story my response was, “I bet the Bubba who dumped him has a secret huntin’ buddy”

    • @mtadams2009
      @mtadams2009 Před 2 lety +5

      @@marvinmartion1178 Exactly

    • @maryjanerx
      @maryjanerx Před 2 lety +7

      @@edlane1883 the dog was on to him

    • @marywallace4086
      @marywallace4086 Před 2 lety +3

      I have to agree with the newscaster. Our aging female Chihuahua used to hump a smaller full Chihuahua, also female, in Costa Rica. We assumed that our Abby was merely showing her dominance while the other doggie readily allowed it. After a short while the humping stopped. Btw, Abby is neutered.

  • @ricimer9770
    @ricimer9770 Před 2 lety +68

    Thank you so much for showing the shots of our loathesome PM being ignored by world leaders, cheered me up enormously!

    • @JasonCarney.
      @JasonCarney. Před 2 lety +3

      He was just "social distancing", trying to make up for not doing so when he should have, lol.

  • @rattlesnake3113
    @rattlesnake3113 Před 2 lety +74

    Just her expressions and reactions to these questions from the Republicans just screams how much more brilliant and intelligent she really is compared to these men in Congress.

  • @ansuajo
    @ansuajo Před 2 lety +8

    I love Jimmy Kimmel's clear sighted skewering all the live long day!

  • @echo9phpe
    @echo9phpe Před 2 lety +335

    Your description of the uncomfortable looking Boris Johnson during the NATO conference photo shootings as someone "who cuts his own hair" and looks like "waiting for mum to pick him up" has made my day, it's absolutely spot on and will make me laugh for the rest of the day. Thank you!

    • @stevedavidson666
      @stevedavidson666 Před 2 lety +18

      And also calling him the Prime Minister of England will go down really well in Scotland, Wales and Northern Ireland.

    • @carolr7333
      @carolr7333 Před 2 lety +5

      Funny HOW awkward. Just walk up to someone, anyone and I'm sure you will be welcomed into conversation for many reasons. Yes, social anxiety is tough and but-for growing up in Brooklyn, I would have issues myself. However, this is a big part of his JOB! It is similar to being a great actor but surprisingly shy. No problem. However, she/he can't start telling the Director as they are rolling, "Um, I feel weird being this big villain...".

    • @ricklovelaec6442
      @ricklovelaec6442 Před 2 lety +17

      Boris Johnson, looks like Benny Hill standing there,

    • @chetstevens4583
      @chetstevens4583 Před 2 lety

      Because the left loves to make fun of people's looks and judge books by their covers. It's not their character that counts. it's the color of the skin and gender choice.

    • @gjaxx
      @gjaxx Před 2 lety +12

      @@chetstevens4583 Seriously? The LEFT "loves to make fun of people's looks and judge books by their covers"??? The 'former' guy did/does it on an almost daily basis.

  • @gregpotts7
    @gregpotts7 Před 2 lety +3

    I would like to see a back to back comparison between Judge Barrett and Judge Jackson

  • @kathryncainmadsen5850
    @kathryncainmadsen5850 Před 2 lety

    Oh I love your awards montage. Genius.

  • @AhmedHassan-ed5ue
    @AhmedHassan-ed5ue Před 2 lety

    Thank you Jimmy 👍👍👍

  • @calexprenas
    @calexprenas Před 2 lety +70

    The awards were fantastically hilarious - thanks for the chuckles!

  • @michaeljohnangel6359
    @michaeljohnangel6359 Před 2 lety +112

    I LOVED the Boris Johnson moment!!! Thanks for giving it to us, Jimmy! Boris is such a jerk.

    • @fatimamirza2100
      @fatimamirza2100 Před 2 lety +6

      Our dear PM is a tRump sycophant.
      That scene reminds me of the tRump sitting alone on the table, while the other world leaders mingled.

    • @simonmultiverse6349
      @simonmultiverse6349 Před 2 lety +6

      Speaking as a Brit, I could say a lot about floppy-haired Boris. He was fired from his first job (as a journalist) within a week or two, because he falsified a story. Boris is, unfortunately, my prime minister, and he's a blundering buffoon, who likes to make pseudo-intellectual quotations from Latin and Greek literature, while managing to evade every question which might show him in a bad light.

    • @simonmultiverse6349
      @simonmultiverse6349 Před 2 lety +9

      All the above and... the worst insult is that my taxes go to pay his salary! That's outrageous!
      Also, I have the (theoretical) ability to fire him, by voting against him at the next election. Normally, if I pay someone's wages and I have the power to sack him, that means I'm the boss, and I can tell him what to do. Unfortunately, Boris doesn't seem to realise this, and doesn't do anything I want. Furthermore, he thinks that HE can tell ME what to do! Something is rotten in this relationship.

    • @Amyamy001
      @Amyamy001 Před 2 lety +4

      Classic, loved it!

    • @fredzep01
      @fredzep01 Před 2 lety +1

      johnson is more crooked than a dogs hind leg !..
      no wonder other leaders cold shouldered him he stinks of russian money.
      it will take months before any fruitful british sanctions happen, johnson and his friends will make sure it's
      painless as possible. they will just weather the storm as usual until the stupid members of the public forget about it and find some new celebrity face slapping news to confuse an titillate them all...

  • @GrisouIII
    @GrisouIII Před 2 lety

    « Tryin’ out the new pickets » That made me LOL!

  • @konstellashon1364
    @konstellashon1364 Před 2 lety +16

    Ted Cruz in the ACB hearings: "How about music, do you play any instruments?"
    Gee, what a contrast.

  • @teresalapier9354
    @teresalapier9354 Před 2 lety +50

    Every one of these GOP committee people gave ludicrous performances. Bless Ms. Jackson for showing such patience with these miscreants/ creeps.

    • @GODHATESADOPTION
      @GODHATESADOPTION Před 2 lety

      Isnt jim twacked?

    • @GODHATESADOPTION
      @GODHATESADOPTION Před 2 lety +1

      Hes on that biden pipe.

    • @TheGatman10
      @TheGatman10 Před 2 lety +2

      I can stand behind a lot of her answers during questioning. She’s extremely well qualified, but anyone who thinks pedophiles should have much lesser sentences than recommended isn’t cool with me.

    • @GODHATESADOPTION
      @GODHATESADOPTION Před 2 lety

      @@TheGatman10 gat her down

    • @GODHATESADOPTION
      @GODHATESADOPTION Před 2 lety

      Idiocy is patience now?

  • @pushinkeys
    @pushinkeys Před 2 lety +4

    Boris Johnson “just tryin out the new pockets” 😂🤣😂

  • @samir_1144
    @samir_1144 Před 2 lety +8

    🤣🤣🤣 Jimmy has been killing it lately!

  • @cyeszin2818
    @cyeszin2818 Před 2 lety +6

    Lol love how they edited out all of the serious valid questioning for behavioral moments. There's a cell waiting for all of them 😄

    • @mothboy420
      @mothboy420 Před 2 lety

      "for behavioral moments" ????

  • @biggn6801
    @biggn6801 Před 2 lety +46

    You killed it with the Idiots Awards!!!🤣😂🤣😂

  • @jollyrancher9016
    @jollyrancher9016 Před 2 lety +18

    Oh my God the awards were hilarious. 🤣🤣🤣

  • @lsfanatic5954
    @lsfanatic5954 Před 2 lety +59

    You know how honest a person is when praised and endorsed by Donald Trump.

    • @maraminjo2
      @maraminjo2 Před 2 lety +4

      🤣

    • @shiblishadik4579
      @shiblishadik4579 Před 2 lety +1

      wow

    • @jacobhendricks1557
      @jacobhendricks1557 Před 2 lety +2

      You know how honest a person is when they dont show the hole video... She may not be a biologist be she is a lawer.

    • @sukmynut
      @sukmynut Před 2 lety +6

      .... Hillary is worse get over it

    • @sheilaboston7051
      @sheilaboston7051 Před 2 lety +4

      @@jacobhendricks1557 Where can I find this hole video? Is it in the same place as the square video and the triangle video?

  • @andrewguillemette420
    @andrewguillemette420 Před 2 lety +6

    It would of been hilarious if they had also censored the hands of the sign translator too

  • @gus.smedstad
    @gus.smedstad Před 2 lety +166

    When The Former Guy says a candidate is a "really honest guy" that means he's completely corrupt. TFG only says that sort of thing about people who think the way he does.

    • @jeffmartin9212
      @jeffmartin9212 Před 2 lety +8

      Yeah we need ‘Less’ Brooks

    • @middleguy1776
      @middleguy1776 Před 2 lety +2

      Absolutely. Because Bidens whole presidency hasn't been a lie

    • @johno7617
      @johno7617 Před 2 lety +6

      Never voting for the republican nutshow as long as i live

    • @nikolaipersad4098
      @nikolaipersad4098 Před 2 lety +2

      THIS!!

    • @Ornelas11B
      @Ornelas11B Před 2 lety +1

      @@johno7617 Why do you wanna take women’s rights away? What did women do to you? Where are all the women at marching for women’s rights that Libraltard’s have taken away? We have a women looking to be elected to the Supreme Court who doesn’t even know what I women is. How stupid can you be?

  • @nightowl6260
    @nightowl6260 Před 2 lety +5

    This was truly great. Thank you.

  • @lizcrawford1249
    @lizcrawford1249 Před 2 lety

    You know what I love about American politics,it's never short of ridiculously hilarious!love your neighbour to the north! Canada

  • @fredmartinez9597
    @fredmartinez9597 Před 2 lety

    I love Jimmy! ❤️

  • @Michael-ez3zg
    @Michael-ez3zg Před 2 lety +51

    *Eric Frederick Trump 2014:* Bragged about access to $100 Million in Russian Money. He said, "Well, we don’t rely on American banks. We have all the funding we need out of Russia."

    • @WinstonSmith24
      @WinstonSmith24 Před 2 lety

      Weren’t the Trump family a private enterprise in 2014?

    • @WinstonSmith24
      @WinstonSmith24 Před 2 lety +1

      So a private family enterprise gets their financing from all over the world to make their best deals…sounds smart to me.

    • @johnpittscom
      @johnpittscom Před 2 lety +1

      Big difference doing business as a private citizen and getting kickbacks from foreign aid through your crackhead son. Stop commenting if you don't know what the f*** you're talking about

    • @johnpittscom
      @johnpittscom Před 2 lety +3

      @Lionel York the first impeachment was a lie and that has been proven. The Russian collusion was all orchestrated by the left and Hillary Clinton. They attacked our president with it. I consider them treasonous and they should pay the price for it. The second impeachment covered up the grift going on was Hunter Biden that we all know is true because the laptop. But you're still stuck on your Trump derangement syndrome. You won't see the obvious true that he was a God damned American hero and the last defender of our Republic. I pray for him to return

    • @WinstonSmith24
      @WinstonSmith24 Před 2 lety

      @@yo-yo-wallkski9227 You seem to forget that Trump was an international private businessman. I mean, not everyone can be in politics their entire life and draining the public sector like a leach, like Biden.

  • @enough1494
    @enough1494 Před 2 lety +11

    Thank you! We need to laugh at this madness…..sending love to all…WE WILL SURVIVE THIS MADNESS

    • @Blacks4trump2024
      @Blacks4trump2024 Před 2 lety +2

      Asking a possible judge about him/her record is madness?

  • @jimmuo9286
    @jimmuo9286 Před 2 lety +7

    Thank you for adopting the dog! I cannot believe how stupid people can be!

  • @cindyyeager8627
    @cindyyeager8627 Před 2 lety +2

    Outstanding award for woman on raging pms, lindsey graham

  • @nolasmith7687
    @nolasmith7687 Před 2 lety +79

    Brilliant! Love your awards…. That poor judge deserves a medal for the nonsense she has had to listen to this week.

    • @tinasan3870
      @tinasan3870 Před 2 lety +4

      So true. Her stone-cold looks were great. She must of been thinking: WTF ? What did this idiot just say ???

    • @chenzen1578
      @chenzen1578 Před 2 lety +3

      Amen to that. It couldn't have been more obvious if her critics would all were the same T-shirt with "I'm desperately diggin' for dirt on her" written on it.

    • @teresalapier9354
      @teresalapier9354 Před 2 lety

      The Nobel Peace Prize 🏆?

  • @frankmcgovern5445
    @frankmcgovern5445 Před 2 lety +57

    Jesus Christ. It’s hard to enjoy the monologue after hearing that some corrupt SDNY hack has decided to let that disgusting, toxic, destructive thieving fraud get away with blatant criminality AGAIN!
    FFS WHEN is someone going to hold him and people like him to the most basic standards of legal accountability!? It’s just so goddamn dispiriting and frustrating. It’s not asking for much. Just the TINIEST measure of justice.

    • @GODHATESADOPTION
      @GODHATESADOPTION Před 2 lety

      Yea Jimmy is TWACKED out. Is that the word meth heads use?

    • @bassrck4
      @bassrck4 Před 2 lety +1

      New York has their own Bill Barr!

    • @oldrrocr
      @oldrrocr Před 2 lety

      given enough time and a crowd to crow to, the tangerine twit will confess to (brag about) all the crimes he has ever committed... BUT WTF are we waiting for? Arrest him NOW!

    • @charliebrandt2263
      @charliebrandt2263 Před 2 lety

      Justice in USA: The rich decide. (in their favour)

  • @dreamscometrue5013
    @dreamscometrue5013 Před 2 lety

    The guys face behind Cruz is priceless…lol

  • @cpalazzo3
    @cpalazzo3 Před 2 lety

    Jimmy is on fire as always!

  • @carlstanford7607
    @carlstanford7607 Před 2 lety +13

    Trying out the new pockets. Lol. I spat my dinner out laughing

  • @krazycmcc3444
    @krazycmcc3444 Před 2 lety +26

    It was horrible to watch and hear how they talk to this woman in front of the world 😧😟🙏🇺🇸🙏🌍 and get away with it 🤬☢️ but at least a few Members did speak out against the way she was being questioned and Praised her for her Professionalism and Accomplishments 🙏

  • @jimough2441
    @jimough2441 Před 2 lety

    Thank you, your honor, for showing class!

    • @amytaylor21395
      @amytaylor21395 Před 2 lety

      😃
      I know right
      lol
      Hope you are having a blessed day there?

  • @stephanieciccarelli918

    WOW , TALK ABOUT GRACE UNDER FIRE ,KBJ IS THE BEST !

  • @TimberwolfC14
    @TimberwolfC14 Před 2 lety +58

    I really feel sorry for Judge Brown having to sit through the circus of the nomination hearings. I can only imagine what goes through her head as she is forced to listen to the drivel from some of those who laughingly think they are smart. " Ye God's, it's like being asked questions by 5 year old's, although 5 year old's have the great excuse of being 5 year old's and these are the people who think they are qualified to run this country".

    • @vonakenyon7981
      @vonakenyon7981 Před 2 lety +2

      I watched the Kavanaugh farce (sorry I mean hearings) and those GQP idiots couldn't have been sweeter to him. Talk about a smooth ride. They don't give a rats a$$ about anything except defeating anyone Biden nominates.

    • @kenteague4802
      @kenteague4802 Před 2 lety +4

      They all need to be in an asylum

    • @middleguy1776
      @middleguy1776 Před 2 lety +3

      Did you feel bad for Kavanaugh too?

    • @middleguy1776
      @middleguy1776 Před 2 lety +1

      @@vonakenyon7981 so you support light sentencing for pedophiles?

    • @kenteague4802
      @kenteague4802 Před 2 lety +3

      @@middleguy1776 yes I felt he needed a few beers to get him over his nervousness

  • @robote7679
    @robote7679 Před 2 lety +62

    God bless her having to sit through days of this un-adulterated bullsh*t and doing so with such calm dignity and class.

    • @matthewwhitman5773
      @matthewwhitman5773 Před 2 lety

      M

    • @marvinmartion1178
      @marvinmartion1178 Před 2 lety +3

      It was a complete clown show! What kinda human beings voted for these children!

    • @robote7679
      @robote7679 Před 2 lety

      @@marvinmartion1178 The ignorant, the stupid, the cynical, the inhabitants of the right wing media bubble and self-acclaimed patriots who are determined to destroy the American democratic republic. A quote I heard, "Not all conservatives are stupid but most stupid people are conservatives."

    • @scottvollmar5259
      @scottvollmar5259 Před 2 lety

      she did better than i did----every time i see some of these rep i see traitors who supported an insurrection who seem to go unpunished----none of them should be senators

    • @jeffreylizak1259
      @jeffreylizak1259 Před 2 lety

      Do u remember the Kavanaugh hearing....that was bullshit....if this lady cannot handle all the pandering she probably cannot handle the pressure of the Supreme court.

  • @LD-qj2te
    @LD-qj2te Před 2 lety

    So true ! Perfectly said and thanks got the laughter

  • @Exercise-01
    @Exercise-01 Před 2 lety +1

    I stand with judge Jackson Maps lives matter.

  • @marthaday6565
    @marthaday6565 Před 2 lety +3

    Love you Jimmy Kimmy!!!

  • @markfrost2707
    @markfrost2707 Před 2 lety +37

    The real question is....was Cruz's tirade okay with Tucker?

  • @PeyIs2Cool4U.
    @PeyIs2Cool4U. Před 2 lety

    Oh it doesnt jimmy thanks for clearing that up cause we know how truthful u are

    • @amytaylor21395
      @amytaylor21395 Před 2 lety +1

      😃
      I know right
      lol
      Hope you are having a blessed day there

  • @banditva8040
    @banditva8040 Před 2 lety +46

    I didn't see any of the presidents standing in a circle making fun of Biden. Like they did trump

    • @andrewcatalfina2576
      @andrewcatalfina2576 Před 2 lety +2

      I wonder why...

    • @scottpopowski902
      @scottpopowski902 Před 2 lety +1

      No maybe not the crowd , but why is whole world LOL !

    • @mattp6022
      @mattp6022 Před 2 lety +5

      @@scottpopowski902 just because you and inbread family are laughing at him doesn't mean the whole world is.

    • @TheRealThunder
      @TheRealThunder Před 2 lety +2

      @@mattp6022 Scott's entire world is the trailer park he resides in... to be fair :)

    • @richiejohnson
      @richiejohnson Před 2 lety

      @@mattp6022 You have uninformed and provincial opinions. Trump is the laughing stock of the world, and everybody knows it.

  • @bucio959
    @bucio959 Před 2 lety +63

    Oh man could not stop laughing 😆 🤣 great show keep it up you guys 👏

  • @Basically11
    @Basically11 Před 2 lety +99

    You can always Count on Ted to give us a show. I think he wants to be an actor.

    • @tomparshall2450
      @tomparshall2450 Před 2 lety +4

      That's just Ted doing his Cory Booker imitation or maybe Mad Maxine Waters !

    • @angelaveale3615
      @angelaveale3615 Před 2 lety +22

      As a Texan I wish he would go the f away.

    • @thelapander
      @thelapander Před 2 lety +2

      So you don't think it's weird she let's pedos off easy 100% of the time?

    • @mrx1333
      @mrx1333 Před 2 lety +5

      @@angelaveale3615 Same!

    • @detectivepikachu3161
      @detectivepikachu3161 Před 2 lety +4

      actress*, she's so brave.

  • @georgegaskin6809
    @georgegaskin6809 Před 2 lety

    Kimmel is the slime king!!!

  • @johngreen9050
    @johngreen9050 Před 2 lety +8

    Pretty good Jimmy..Love that award show😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @elainstill1671
    @elainstill1671 Před 2 lety +38

    Thank you for shining a light on Senate's idiocy!
    I watched in real time but some get the highlights from your show 🥰

  • @freya8133
    @freya8133 Před 2 lety +20

    Who could have dumped that adorable doggie 💔😿

  • @mariansmith7694
    @mariansmith7694 Před 2 lety

    I REALLY needed to laugh tonight. Thanks!

  • @keylime2998
    @keylime2998 Před 2 lety

    So love the awards segment!

  • @achuaviator
    @achuaviator Před 2 lety +4

    Boris looked like what the hell am I doing here 🤣🤣

  • @laurettelaliberte8864
    @laurettelaliberte8864 Před 2 lety +20

    Supporting actress should have gone to Lindsay Graham.

  • @whiskey1bravo
    @whiskey1bravo Před 2 lety +1

    Wow so funny I can't contain myself

  • @sharontwombly5205
    @sharontwombly5205 Před 2 lety

    i love you take on politics, its very brave of you.

  • @joellunsford1982
    @joellunsford1982 Před 2 lety +75

    He's actually showing us his reading material. Sesame St., Trump coloring book , big bird etc. What a slime ball.

    • @gstevens8881
      @gstevens8881 Před 2 lety +4

      They're his grooming tools.

    • @radickalify
      @radickalify Před 2 lety +2

      Funny no jokes on Hunter Biden lab top, Ashley Biden diary? Jokes on Biden himself when we all could think of many... Weird it's like whoever controls the TV controls the mind.

    • @winstonsmith6607
      @winstonsmith6607 Před 2 lety +1

      @@radickalify I loved that Jimmy Kimmel bit where he made fun of Judge Brown not being able to define what a woman is. Oh, wait. I must be thinking of a parallel universe where comedians made fun of both sides

    • @radickalify
      @radickalify Před 2 lety +1

      @@winstonsmith6607 lol that would never happen..no mention of her giving pedophiles a light sentence either... weird right? Maybe Biden is worried what could happen to Hunter in the future?

    • @sheilaboston7051
      @sheilaboston7051 Před 2 lety

      @@radickalify It's very obvious that neither you nor Winston actually watched the hearings, because if you had you would have seen ... ah, forget it, it wouldn't have made any difference to you two parrots.

  • @waseem8710
    @waseem8710 Před 2 lety +21

    This show is the highlight of my day

  • @jackh1749
    @jackh1749 Před 2 lety

    You make my mornings!! 😂

  • @sandybayes
    @sandybayes Před 2 lety

    Now you have a Justice to give you a greater supply of material!

  • @doricetimko332
    @doricetimko332 Před 2 lety +31

    Can you imagine the Judge’s internal reaction to these idiotic questions?

    • @pdoylemi
      @pdoylemi Před 2 lety +3

      That would make a great bit! Just show clips of the hearings and do a voice over of her internal monologue. It would be a bit like Obama's anger translator Luther.

    • @jjtpatt123p2
      @jjtpatt123p2 Před 2 lety +1

      yeah like trying to figure what a woman is and why she gave lighter sentences in all her child porn cases

    • @iamwell5654
      @iamwell5654 Před 2 lety

      @@jjtpatt123p2 she didn’t answer a stupid question because question that are stupid do not deserve answers. Only a mo-ron would ask such a question. Especially from someone who uses a gal of aqua-net

    • @thelapander
      @thelapander Před 2 lety

      What's idiotic about asking her why she let child pornographers off easy 100% of the time?

    • @doricetimko332
      @doricetimko332 Před 2 lety

      @@thelapander seriously? Do you wear a maga hat?

  • @WillRennar
    @WillRennar Před 2 lety +15

    Cruz: [rants about a book]
    Book: [skyrockets on Amazon]
    Way to go, idiot! :D

  • @hunglikeahorse---fly
    @hunglikeahorse---fly Před 2 lety

    KBJ certainly has more strength and tenacity than "I LIKE BEER!!!" 🤣🤣🤣

  • @bamarmane4208
    @bamarmane4208 Před 2 lety +1

    That black woman was really prepared for those hearings🙏🏾

  • @sper2557
    @sper2557 Před 2 lety +22

    Again: way to go my senator Ben Sasse! Go Huskers!

    • @hollyshaw327
      @hollyshaw327 Před 2 lety +2

      He did manage to retain some sanity! Durbin gave him a well-deserved shout out on Day 4. He was the only Republican who didn't sign that letter demanding the release of sealed information (a total publicity stunt so they can claim the Democrats are hiding information) that would have released sensitive information, on the *victims* just so they can put their agenda forward. In the name of protecting the innocent, or course.

  • @Lmy976
    @Lmy976 Před 2 lety +8

    I was dying of laughter with the Trump/Putin pillow very seductive 😂😂😂😂

  • @joshuauma971
    @joshuauma971 Před rokem

    "Now you've handled a large number of ***ks during your career"...........🤣🤣🤣

  • @Rufio_Tane
    @Rufio_Tane Před 2 lety

    Come on Jimmy we know you gonna red table talk that punch!!