QAnuts Gather for JFK Jr’s Triumphant Return & Klan Mom Marjorie Taylor Greene Racks Up Mask Fines

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  • One of our producers Maggie happened upon an interesting description of our show on her hotel TV while out of town at a wedding, according to the White House 70% of U.S. adults are now vaccinated against COVID-19, we are in for the dumbest season of “The Bachelorette” ever, a number of big elections happened across the country and candidate Terry McAuliffe from Virginia has set the record for most emails sent from any human being ever, President Biden is on his way home from the UN Climate Change Conference, Louis Gohmert of Texas is looking on the bright side of global warming, genius Marjorie Taylor Greene was fined four times yesterday for refusing to wear a mask, fellow wackjob from Colorado Lauren Boebert is giving into baseless right wing rumors, hundreds of Q-Anuts gathered in Dealey Plaza to witness the triumphant return of John F. Kennedy Jr, and we get to the bottom of where all this wacky misinformation even comes from!
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  • @brianna7921
    @brianna7921 Před 2 lety +103

    Nowhere else would you get 20 fines and still be allowed anywhere near the property.

    • @graphchick
      @graphchick Před 2 lety +6

      MTG wants to get thrown out of Congress. because then she can play the victim and whine that she was "cancelled" by the left.

    • @rinnerinne1639
      @rinnerinne1639 Před 2 lety +6

      You do realize that this is America, don't you. Where else is this kind of stupidity, and reckless regard for the law allowed?

  • @billyforkell1501
    @billyforkell1501 Před 2 lety +199

    I am no longer amazed that people watch crap like the bachelor/bachelorette. The Dumbing down of America is truly complete.🤦🤦🤦🤦🤦🤦🤦🤦🤦

    • @johnnyhunter
      @johnnyhunter Před 2 lety +23

      Between that and the hundreds of people standing in the street expecting to see a dead man, it most certainly is.

    • @silverblue73
      @silverblue73 Před 2 lety +6

      pretty sure the people on that show are hand selected to illicit precisely this effect

    • @freya8133
      @freya8133 Před 2 lety +4

      Then there's Gohmert Pyle and that genius quote at 7:42-8:04....

    • @againstthepods4316
      @againstthepods4316 Před 2 lety +2

      Honey those shows have been around for 30 years. Relax

    • @TheMargarita1948
      @TheMargarita1948 Před 2 lety +3

      @@silverblue73 assuming you are the victim of autocorrect hyper activity, I agree with you.

  • @onelogue
    @onelogue Před 2 lety +170

    Hard to laugh when this is our reality. And it’s in our politics.

    • @onelogue
      @onelogue Před 2 lety +5

      @U.R. TheProblem I agree! Peace comes from education.

    • @cosmicraysshotsintothelight
      @cosmicraysshotsintothelight Před 2 lety +2

      Rod Serling did not roll over in his grave, he exploded. Sadly, since that time, we have been being lied to by the Republican party and it is clearly a hideout for white supremacists and their agendas.

    • @darkmoon2503
      @darkmoon2503 Před 2 lety +1

      @U.R. TheProblem
      Bruh. I don’t think you realize how many Christians are educated AND are against Trump.
      Heck, Mr. Kimmel here is Catholic, last I heard.

    • @mickswagger6086
      @mickswagger6086 Před 2 lety

      I can’t see why people would laugh at the puppy story

    • @maleficent7484
      @maleficent7484 Před 2 lety

      Sad but true

  • @pho-kingsoup8126
    @pho-kingsoup8126 Před 2 lety +70

    What's sad is Elvis showed up in Dallas and no one recognized him.

  • @anne8511
    @anne8511 Před 2 lety +219

    I can’t believe that many people showed up to see JFK. I mean really!

    • @missyreed1804
      @missyreed1804 Před 2 lety +12

      IKR I'm confused weren't they DEMOCRATS? why are they waiting for them to come back from the dead I'm confused 🤔

    • @WaywardVet
      @WaywardVet Před 2 lety +37

      This makes me want to become a QAnon contributor online and just make things up and see who just believes it.

    • @waryaawariiri1812
      @waryaawariiri1812 Před 2 lety +14

      That is Muricans for you in nutshell.

    • @susantunbridge4612
      @susantunbridge4612 Před 2 lety +9

      @@WaywardVet We have thought of that, up here in Canada. How much sh** could we raise?

    • @Saiputera
      @Saiputera Před 2 lety +2

      It not even a conspiracy theory. CIA is behind JFK

  • @nswanberg
    @nswanberg Před 2 lety +71

    You can tell someone is in a cult when you tell them they are in a cult and they get mad.

    • @againstthepods4316
      @againstthepods4316 Před 2 lety +1

      So you can call me something I’m not all the damn time and expect me to just take it. ARE YOU SERIOUS BRUH

    • @charlesbaese7068
      @charlesbaese7068 Před 2 lety +11

      @@againstthepods4316 sounds like something someone in a cult would say

    • @davidlundquist1979
      @davidlundquist1979 Před 2 lety +3

      Don't try that with the Christians though. There's a lot of them.

    • @darkmoon2503
      @darkmoon2503 Před 2 lety +4

      @@davidlundquist1979
      Christianity is an actual religion, with a long history of theology, philosophy, experience, great minds and not so great minds.
      The Trump Cult is just people buying into a contemporary political narrative because it makes them feel good about their paranoia towards nearly every group of people... including certain Christian groups lol

    • @BiG-JuPO1O1
      @BiG-JuPO1O1 Před 2 lety

      @@darkmoon2503 They also use religion to support their narrative. They'll be preaching to people saying the covid vaccine is from the devil. God supports Trump blah blah. Even conspiracy videos are all supporting Republicans. I remember they said if Obama gets reelected he'll start ww3 and he the antichrist.

  • @fulltimemommy8365
    @fulltimemommy8365 Před 2 lety +24

    It is concerning that these people ACTUALLY believed the return of a dead person, in flesh with blood running through his veins.

    • @Ablestreet
      @Ablestreet Před 2 lety +7

      They are also waiting for Jesus to return.

  • @jstnxprsn
    @jstnxprsn Před 2 lety +73

    That Maga Libs bit was priceless. Well done, guys.

    • @twiguydk
      @twiguydk Před 2 lety +3

      Where can I get Maga Libs??

    • @manderson7173
      @manderson7173 Před 2 lety +2

      Agreed!!! Political Genius 🎯

    • @reynardfoxx6753
      @reynardfoxx6753 Před 2 lety +2

      I want to play Maga Libs.

    • @ParkTheSnark
      @ParkTheSnark Před 2 lety +4

      @@twiguydk Hobby Lobby and anywhere Tiki Torches are sold. 😂😂😂 that was an awesome skit.

    • @JDMimeTHEFIRST
      @JDMimeTHEFIRST Před 2 lety +1

      The people who wrote this skit should be on SNL . . Then it can be funny again 😁

  • @hannah1948
    @hannah1948 Před 2 lety +245

    I can't believe people actually showed up for that.

    • @oneanddone7992
      @oneanddone7992 Před 2 lety +55

      These are the same tinfoil hat collectors that send trump - a "billionaire" - money each month.
      These people have a brain disease of some kind yet to be named. Look at a trump convention and tell me they all don't have the exact same mental affliction.

    • @sopadecalavzacaballero4805
      @sopadecalavzacaballero4805 Před 2 lety +17

      @@oneanddone7992 Facts!

    • @hunterwaco2889
      @hunterwaco2889 Před 2 lety +10

      I can!

    • @trumplostlol5281
      @trumplostlol5281 Před 2 lety +23

      @@hunterwaco2889 yeah i can too, many stupid conservatives in the US

    • @Saiputera
      @Saiputera Před 2 lety +1

      Jimmy Kimmel where the Virginia election coverage?? He ain't gonna like the results Lmao🤣🤣

  • @stgeorge28
    @stgeorge28 Před 2 lety +42

    Wait that happened?!! JFK Jr...WHAT!?!? I've officially lost hope in the Human race😔
    Done...there is no coming back from this psychosis.

    • @jessie6753
      @jessie6753 Před 2 lety +2

      What this negative 48 actually told them all was jfk snr is alive and take his last drive where he was assaniatnated that's why they where stood like morons waiting then he was giving presidency to trump who would then hand it to Jr and Jr would make gen Flynn vice president and then trump and Princess Diana would be king and queen of the world lol and Diana is really melania in a mask and barron is her n trumps son as in Diana 🙈😂

  • @loooooooooby
    @loooooooooby Před 2 lety +29

    How many times do these people have to be wrong before they realize they've been duped?

    • @timsutterby9899
      @timsutterby9899 Před 2 lety +1

      Everyone is entitled to there own beliefs , for those interested there are numerous photos and confirmations from the Kennedy family proving JFK Jr. , his wife and sister in law are very much alive . But some people choose to believe what they want , free country (what's left of it) . To be fair it is and would be a hard pill to swallow . But imagine the people in this world that would lose their minds if he does . Some because they would know that their goose is cooked and some realizing they have been deceived and not by JFK Jr. Lots going on in this world that is hidden in plain site and unthinkable to the average couch potato . I've said enough , respectfully to all .

    • @petetheheat7
      @petetheheat7 Před 2 lety

      Q deniers can't research.
      FACTLY!!!!

    • @loooooooooby
      @loooooooooby Před 2 lety +3

      @@petetheheat7 and did either of the JFKs show up at the grassy knoll the other day? Or at the Rolling Stones concert?

    • @timsutterby9899
      @timsutterby9899 Před 2 lety +1

      @Zach Hogan Dude, I've had my bags packed for the last four hours and nothing ! Very disappointed I've put all my heart believing I would be taken away . I'm losing my faith . I've said too much . I need a new white buffalo to follow . As to the folks that were disappointed not seeing John John he was probably standing right beside you and you didn't even know it . Peace In , Peace Out . Mr. Zach Hogan that was a good one . Tim

  • @teresamrad9121
    @teresamrad9121 Před 2 lety +127

    “You’ve tested positive for Scott Baio”. Can’t stop laughing at that.

    • @crisrer4720
      @crisrer4720 Před 2 lety +11

      I'dont care as long as I don't test positive for Tucker Carlson or the Marjorie Taylor Greene variant...

    • @Bevity
      @Bevity Před 2 lety +5

      @@crisrer4720 It's all the same variant.

    • @michaeld9682
      @michaeld9682 Před 2 lety

      @@crisrer4720 just hope you don't test positive for the aoc variant

    • @donwinslow522
      @donwinslow522 Před 2 lety +1

      @@michaeld9682 AOC has integrity and class. Marjorie Wilkes Booth has neither of those.

    • @michaeld9682
      @michaeld9682 Před 2 lety

      @@donwinslow522 is that why aoc has such tyrannical policy proposals?

  • @sophistichistory4645
    @sophistichistory4645 Před 2 lety +263

    "He went full mental jacket."
    Damn, those writers never miss a pun.

    • @Saiputera
      @Saiputera Před 2 lety +1

      Jimmy Kimmel where the Virginia election coverage?? He ain't gonna like the results Lmao🤣🤣

    • @garyberger9257
      @garyberger9257 Před 2 lety +2

      @@Saiputera As a VA resident I have to ask... Why not?

    • @sharazar
      @sharazar Před 2 lety +3

      @@Saiputera They need to cover the fraud in the election. it was stolen!!!!

    • @Doerfler135
      @Doerfler135 Před 2 lety +5

      @@sharazar You should be pissed they haven't figured out who stole your brain

    • @thunderousapplause
      @thunderousapplause Před 2 lety

      @@sharazar is it in someone’s garage?

  • @southsider9638
    @southsider9638 Před 2 lety +727

    Fun Fact for all those Texans: JFK is a Democrat. Boy would they have been mad if he actually came back.

    • @Trucmuch
      @Trucmuch Před 2 lety +76

      OMG, you spilt the beans on our big conspiracy. You should have written JFK *WAS* a Democrat. Now we have to ask the lizard people to erase a lot of people's memories.

    • @southsider9638
      @southsider9638 Před 2 lety +27

      @@Trucmuch XD XD damn, shucks I forgot, he dead.

    • @RyanBlackhawke
      @RyanBlackhawke Před 2 lety +16

      This was my very first thought when I heard about this. RFK Jr. is their vibe.

    • @differentboy9697
      @differentboy9697 Před 2 lety +64

      What if we make them believe Reagan is resurrecting but in Mexico and we get rid of the Qanon people?

    • @henrylee8510
      @henrylee8510 Před 2 lety +38

      Breaking News! The collective IQ of ALL those who attended is roughly 65 +/- 8 points. That tells you all you need to know.

  • @Lhawk2107
    @Lhawk2107 Před 2 lety +161

    “Idiocracy” No longer a fun movie but a quite possible nominee for the best documentary of “life in the 2030’s” …

  • @GianVisciano
    @GianVisciano Před 2 lety +38

    We should start naming hurricanes after anti-climate science Senators. Hurricane Cruz

    • @CLee-jn7cx
      @CLee-jn7cx Před 2 lety +3

      Hurricane Cruz is forecast to make landfall in Cancun

    • @Thehardtruth69
      @Thehardtruth69 Před 2 lety +3

      The oompa loompa: Hurricane Trump was the biggest ever. It was the most wonderful hurricane ever. It was the most destructive hurricane in the history of hurricanes- i would know. I have a PhD in hurricanes study.

  • @johnknight9150
    @johnknight9150 Před 2 lety +48

    That Q guy must think this is hilarious, wondering how far he can push these numb-nuts.

    • @petetheheat7
      @petetheheat7 Před 2 lety +2

      Q deniers can't research.
      FACTLY!!!!!

    • @loranekenyon8174
      @loranekenyon8174 Před 2 lety

      I think we should send the Q guy, DUMPH, and the entire GQP to Australia. Sky "news" Australia loves them so much lets see how long it takes them to completely ruin Australia.

  • @worldcitizeng6507
    @worldcitizeng6507 Před 2 lety +86

    The grown woman with a straight face saying puppies were eaten ... where are her parents or teachers? Has she been home schooling all her life?

    • @lh3540
      @lh3540 Před 2 lety +11

      Actually, she was a teen mom dropout and only has a GED.

    • @Saiputera
      @Saiputera Před 2 lety

      Jimmy Kimmel where the Virginia election coverage?? He ain't gonna like the results Lmao🤣🤣

    • @readervonteas4559
      @readervonteas4559 Před 2 lety +5

      @Bobby Thornton According to Rand Paul and The Sun "newspaper" in an article so full of "allegedlies" it was barely readable.
      I can't roll my eyes far back enough...

    • @SyzygyNoon
      @SyzygyNoon Před 2 lety

      @Bobby Thornton In what way?

    • @Vikturus2k6
      @Vikturus2k6 Před 2 lety

      @@readervonteas4559 yup, and a year ago fauci did nothing wrong….. so time will tell.

  • @Goatchild90
    @Goatchild90 Před 2 lety +16

    "This is like Linus looking for the Great Pumpkin...but with less charm"

  • @bik7083
    @bik7083 Před 2 lety +4

    I’m really worried for the future of America!

  • @NewMessage
    @NewMessage Před 2 lety +1323

    Every time I see a clip from one of those Bachelorette type shows, I feel a little better about the impending extinction of the human race.

  • @MyThoughts19902X
    @MyThoughts19902X Před 2 lety +97

    I think it's time we immediately vote out leaders who make excuses for climate change.

    • @owenmersk4626
      @owenmersk4626 Před 2 lety

      Yeah why is right wing Biden still building the Line 3 pipeline

  • @peterbrandt7911
    @peterbrandt7911 Před 2 lety +13

    Whenever I hear that Karen Blowheart, I remember "Fauci ouchi". An adult using such a phrase shouldn't even work at a drive through. ( No offense to drive through workers )

  • @bobsmith2637
    @bobsmith2637 Před 2 lety +11

    Every time I see Lauren Bobert I expect her to be Tina Fey in character

  • @poorthing
    @poorthing Před 2 lety +99

    Never watched that Bachelor show...turns out I was right.

    • @Saiputera
      @Saiputera Před 2 lety +1

      Jimmy Kimmel where the Virginia election coverage?? He ain't gonna like the results Lmao🤣🤣

    • @Saiputera
      @Saiputera Před 2 lety

      The irony it from the same company as Jimmy Kimmel talk show 🤣🤣🤣

    • @richsackett3423
      @richsackett3423 Před 2 lety +3

      @@Saiputera That is not irony, Comrade.

    • @sea_triscuit7980
      @sea_triscuit7980 Před 2 lety

      @@Saiputera their writers need time to write haha jeez man the election was literally last night, if he isn't talking about it tonight, then you can call conspiracy but ffs y'all are like a pack of jackals haha

  • @evillyn7895
    @evillyn7895 Před 2 lety +210

    Nahtzee..... LOL. The writers deserve a raise for that one!

    • @Infiniti6112
      @Infiniti6112 Před 2 lety +3

      No, they deffently do not

    • @freesouljah
      @freesouljah Před 2 lety +1

      They need to be paying Ol Dirty Bastard’s kids for that one.

    • @silverblue73
      @silverblue73 Před 2 lety +1

      it's the easiest joke ever

    • @ThePunk01
      @ThePunk01 Před 2 lety +5

      @@Infiniti6112 Did they offend you by mentioning your favorite game?

    • @Saiputera
      @Saiputera Před 2 lety +1

      Jimmy Kimmel where the Virginia election coverage?? He ain't gonna like the results Lmao🤣🤣

  • @tureadumonceau1897
    @tureadumonceau1897 Před 2 lety +5

    Wow, a whole bunch of really stunned people all in one place, my mind is amazed that there are so many of them! 😱😱😱

  • @SaharaColeman
    @SaharaColeman Před 2 lety +3

    They were stood up by someone laid to rest 🤣😂

  • @mattcrammer
    @mattcrammer Před 2 lety +354

    Seeing so many people line up for JFK is scary.

    • @patsylvest
      @patsylvest Před 2 lety +39

      Exactly what I was thinking.

    • @BigGretchBlessed
      @BigGretchBlessed Před 2 lety +70

      We need to stop joking about them and shut this behavior down. They're dangerous.

    • @tonib.3016
      @tonib.3016 Před 2 lety +28

      It's mind boggling and disturbing🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️ ugh....

    • @archer5956
      @archer5956 Před 2 lety +30

      Nothing funny seeing them lined up there. Very scary picture. Oh, what is to become of this nation? So, proof that zombies exist amongst us.

    • @silverkitty2503
      @silverkitty2503 Před 2 lety +10

      @Milkyway2099 OR THE EDUCATION SYSTEM!

  • @lisadodson2271
    @lisadodson2271 Před 2 lety +50

    It is really sad that so many people actually showed up for this

  • @poseidon3201
    @poseidon3201 Před 2 lety +30

    Her husband leaves her for another man cause she already looks like one.

  • @rachel.en3101
    @rachel.en3101 Před 2 lety +12

    She really is a living breathing SNL skit. 😂

  • @josesimoes3478
    @josesimoes3478 Před 2 lety +33

    The step-mother joke earned my like button! Congratulations!

  • @davidpumpkinsjr.5108
    @davidpumpkinsjr.5108 Před 2 lety +75

    I always suspected conspiracy theories were created with a random word generator. I'm glad to have confirmation on this.

    • @KodachiC
      @KodachiC Před 2 lety +8

      @@seththomas1150 That's honestly the best slogan you Maga dudes can come up with?

    • @KodachiC
      @KodachiC Před 2 lety +3

      @Bryson Hall They're a definite hive mind

    • @KodachiC
      @KodachiC Před 2 lety +3

      @@seththomas1150 Winning what? The audits? The fight against Covid? We say you're tired of winning because you keep losing...even when you win.

    • @oneanddone7992
      @oneanddone7992 Před 2 lety

      @@seththomas1150 Oh, yer killin' it. Hey, you gonna still keep girls from comin' in yer treefort?

  • @montrosecrazyguy
    @montrosecrazyguy Před 2 lety +2

    Jimmy! Please! Help us those of us on the western slope of Colorado get rid of Boebert!!!

  • @Cindy.m.R
    @Cindy.m.R Před 2 lety +2

    OMG How embarrassing, they tru;ly thought he was going to drive down the road to meet them, WTAF do we laugh or cry or commit these people

  • @Ancient_Pollyanna
    @Ancient_Pollyanna Před 2 lety +14

    This JFK event just blows me away. I mean, really????????

  • @elliebrinegar6568
    @elliebrinegar6568 Před 2 lety +102

    Laughter is the best medicine 😅💊 especially when the world is as crazy as ever... love ya Jimmy!! 🥲

  • @Eggxavier
    @Eggxavier Před 2 lety +8

    You can see the lack of emotion in Lauren’s eyes, she doesn’t even believe the rumors!

  • @gunnyk2476
    @gunnyk2476 Před 2 lety +3

    Marjorie T. Green has $48,000.00 in fines. She could care less, until her pay gets deducted. Now, when is this going to happen? What are the consequences of ignoring a mandate? More fines I guess.

  • @4731Reallymred
    @4731Reallymred Před 2 lety +153

    Wow, that is unreal, the amount of people actually believing they are going to see jfk jr. It’s like watching zombies following their leader’s every word. What an ugly angry America we live in right now.

    • @oneanddone7992
      @oneanddone7992 Před 2 lety +4

      Be thankful they only number in the millions /s

    • @GreaserCentral
      @GreaserCentral Před 2 lety +9

      @@davehimlin2374 not the same, Q crazies are full of hate and racism, big difference

    • @mikebronicki8264
      @mikebronicki8264 Před 2 lety +5

      @@davehimlin2374 "there is nothing wrong with people wanting to stay with their own kind." You forgot to add "and keep their jackboots on the "other" kind's neck. I am white, when I see a cop I check my speedometer and go about my business. If I were black I would have a much more paranoid response and for good reason. Let's not pretend everybody has equal opportunity or equal justice in this country.

    • @mikebronicki8264
      @mikebronicki8264 Před 2 lety +1

      @@davehimlin2374 oh, I forgot...
      The Greatest Generation (not me) was asked to lay down their lives for a better world. All we ask of you is to get a damn vaccine to keep my grandma safe.

    • @GenXMusicMan
      @GenXMusicMan Před 2 lety

      @@davehimlin2374 Just so you know, practically every Republican lawmaker in the country who told you that Covid was a “dem hoax” have all been vaccinated. By the way, vaccines are mandated in the military. Did you even know that? Now explain to me why Covid just had to be politicized. I’ll wait! 👍🏼🤠🇺🇸

  • @terilw
    @terilw Před 2 lety +75

    What gets me is how many times these things do NOT happen that are predicted...but still the Q people follow and believe? Have they not heard the old adage, "Fool me once, shame on you; fool me twice, shame on me?”

    • @SR388LovesYou
      @SR388LovesYou Před 2 lety +1

      Ever heard of apocalypse predictions from the baptists? Still a lot of baptists after hundreds of years of incorrect apocalypses. Pat Robertson tried it twice before he even went senile.

    • @conmckfly
      @conmckfly Před 2 lety +4

      They've probably heard it but don't understand what it means.

    • @Saiputera
      @Saiputera Před 2 lety

      Jimmy Kimmel where the Virginia election coverage?? He ain't gonna like the results Lmao🤣🤣

    • @stefanschleps8758
      @stefanschleps8758 Před 2 lety

      Some people take pride in everything they do. It's the Texan's way! = )

    • @stefanschleps8758
      @stefanschleps8758 Před 2 lety

      @@conmckfly Theay ken wreed a buuk juss lhyke yoo ken. (dirp!)

  • @BreitheNua
    @BreitheNua Před 2 lety +78

    "Everytime this woman speaks I expect it to turn into stepmother porn" - that legitimately had me cackling.

    • @Crimethoughtfull
      @Crimethoughtfull Před 2 lety +5

      She looks and sounds not dissimilar to Sarah Palin, and one great quote regarding her was, “She's got no charisma of any kind [but] I can imagine her being mildly useful to a low-rank porn director.”

    • @picklesickle3795
      @picklesickle3795 Před 2 lety +2

      "Quote me", wait.... No..you rock

    • @Gamerboy-yb3db
      @Gamerboy-yb3db Před 2 lety +1

      I can't unsee it now, the worth part is it's November

  • @Sawlon
    @Sawlon Před 2 lety +6

    Who else has not seen an episode of The Bachelorette?

  • @FrankBenlin
    @FrankBenlin Před 2 lety +110

    Makes me glad it was chilly and rainy all day here in Dallas.

    • @ClimaxClaw
      @ClimaxClaw Před 2 lety

      Flattered to meet a fellow person from Dallas.

    • @FrankBenlin
      @FrankBenlin Před 2 lety +1

      @@ClimaxClaw Hey, how are you? I just wish I had been there to hear them irrationalizing being stood up, yet again.

  • @anne8511
    @anne8511 Před 2 lety +483

    I swear when I see Lauren Boebert all I can think of is SNL. She honestly looks like she’s performing a Saturday Night Live sketch and she’s crushing it!

    • @gobotjones
      @gobotjones Před 2 lety +24

      I think of her saying "I don't want your Fauci ouchie!".

    • @Saiputera
      @Saiputera Před 2 lety +3

      Jimmy Kimmel where the Virginia election coverage?? He ain't gonna like the results Lmao🤣🤣

    • @Bullboy_Adventures
      @Bullboy_Adventures Před 2 lety +10

      Go away Russian bot

    • @canadiangirl5119
      @canadiangirl5119 Před 2 lety +3

      So true!!

    • @g0679
      @g0679 Před 2 lety +4

      @@Saiputera
      Watch more Hannity.
      He and MSNBC’s Rachel Maddow became pals at Oxford.

  • @hex2pay951
    @hex2pay951 Před 2 lety +26

    If the queen of England is so concerned about children, then why doesn't she do something about prince Andrew

    • @richardpierpoint1415
      @richardpierpoint1415 Před 2 lety

      She's actually the Queen of Great Britain, Northern Ireland, Australia, New Zealand, Canada etc = just saying, from an Englishman in Edinburgh, Scotland...

  • @itsameyoshio
    @itsameyoshio Před 2 lety +50

    Whoever puts out the Q messages and conspiracies is next level trolling... they must be laughing their asses off every time.

    • @robertmills6772
      @robertmills6772 Před 2 lety +2

      They're laughing all the way to the bank!

    • @613kc
      @613kc Před 2 lety +1

      fyi- I've read every Q drop from the start. Have been following Q and the Anons the last 2 yrs. Had not hear anything abt this even.
      IMO: It's not organic...but staged.
      By who? Why? What can we learn? Think critically.
      Discredit Q and the Anons? (Just off the top of my head.)
      hp

    • @itsameyoshio
      @itsameyoshio Před 2 lety +1

      Why would you waste your time like that? Life is precious, find something that brings you joy.

    • @amaliamannley3736
      @amaliamannley3736 Před 2 lety

      I think people should reqd books. Books are good. We need books.

  • @Angelofmcy
    @Angelofmcy Před 2 lety +126

    Just when I thought the QANoNsense believers had gone deep enough into that rabbit hole...they go deeper. Unbelievable! Has the Zombie Apocalypse started?

    • @Thehardtruth69
      @Thehardtruth69 Před 2 lety +10

      I mean, clearly there are a lot of unintelligent mindless people rn so yea i guess

    • @chriswilkinson7636
      @chriswilkinson7636 Před 2 lety +15

      It's tragic that people actually believe utter nonsense like this. It makes you think that mental health care in the United States could be a lot better.

    • @niveknanorc7316
      @niveknanorc7316 Před 2 lety +4

      so glad he brought up The Great Pumpkin,,, was thinking the same thing~

    • @lilo4399
      @lilo4399 Před 2 lety +1

      Y2K - when zombie apocalypse began, why Prince wrote 1999

    • @morgothra4483
      @morgothra4483 Před 2 lety +3

      They really could use some brains, so yeah...

  • @CBright7831
    @CBright7831 Před 2 lety +88

    At least Linus had a cute blonde girl standing with him when he realized the Great Pumpkin didn't exist. What did the QAnon people have?

    • @intercat4907
      @intercat4907 Před 2 lety +12

      Each other. Almost makes you sorry for them, huh? Al ... most ...

    • @CBright7831
      @CBright7831 Před 2 lety +11

      @@intercat4907 - I think I'd rather have Sally yelling my ear off for wasting her Halloween.

    • @luisespinoza8391
      @luisespinoza8391 Před 2 lety +12

      QAnon people have Matt Gaetz and MGT. They don't aim high. Lol

    • @acesn8s89
      @acesn8s89 Před 2 lety +7

      Anger, rage, and fear, that’s what they have. And guns, a truly scary amount of guns..

  • @ThatGuyInVegas
    @ThatGuyInVegas Před 2 lety +7

    Louie "can we change the course of the moon" Gohmert

  • @brennag.7042
    @brennag.7042 Před 2 lety +4

    When I saw that Trump Kennedy crap I laughed so so hard. Then I got scared because those crazy ppl who actually believe that are walking amongst us. Also, think about how confused the ppl who made those signs and tshirts were. 😂

    • @MrsSlocombesPuddyCat
      @MrsSlocombesPuddyCat Před 2 lety +2

      ....Wouldn't worry about them walking amongst you. I would worry about them voting and breeding.

  • @peacebaby74
    @peacebaby74 Před 2 lety +82

    Boebert looks like a SNL skit ,is she for real? And adults voted for this mad woman,I don't know which is more crazy 🤪

    • @Tyrannosaurine
      @Tyrannosaurine Před 2 lety +3

      Her mom claims that her uncle (a professional wrestler) is her incestous father.

    • @judybrennan7930
      @judybrennan7930 Před 2 lety +2

      Yea thts wat I thought it was a skit

    • @peacebaby74
      @peacebaby74 Před 2 lety +2

      @@judybrennan7930 yes same,it's unbelievable what they say,crazy times,scary times.
      Stay safe mate ✌️🌷

    • @puellamservumaddominum6180
      @puellamservumaddominum6180 Před 2 lety +2

      It was easy they saw the the r in front of her name and voted GOP

    • @michaelsalisbury1477
      @michaelsalisbury1477 Před 2 lety +2

      Only "sdult Republkkkan s.

  • @powdergangster83
    @powdergangster83 Před 2 lety +28

    C'mon, these people can't be serious, right....right.....?

    • @xivokv5548
      @xivokv5548 Před 2 lety +1

      Nope, they are just trolling around and having a fun time of their lives.

    • @michaelhoward487
      @michaelhoward487 Před 2 lety +1

      Way too far right!

    • @bradleymilton1720
      @bradleymilton1720 Před 2 lety

      @@michaelhoward487 In politics there are people on the left, center, right, and right …..........off the deep end!

  • @DennisTjhie
    @DennisTjhie Před 2 lety +7

    Wasn't John F Kennedy Jr a Democrat? Like lol if he came back how would he be in their favour?

  • @Sandra-jx7jl
    @Sandra-jx7jl Před 2 lety +1

    The truth always comes out. Eyes wide open. Things are never as they seem.

  • @Roses-lilac
    @Roses-lilac Před 2 lety +20

    The “genius from Georgia”…. Love it! Talk about a nuthouse!

  • @danforster6525
    @danforster6525 Před 2 lety +7

    $48k in fines? It would be great if the unpaid fines found their way back to MTG via a debt collector.

  • @drstevenrey
    @drstevenrey Před 2 lety +25

    Why would MTG's husband leave her for a man. She already is one.

  • @happytoday333
    @happytoday333 Před 2 lety +5

    Will clan mom be jailed for all those fines or is some organisation paying her $48K for her?

  • @sheilawinston4739
    @sheilawinston4739 Před 2 lety +23

    Like the Kennedys are the most staunchly liberal Democrats…and would find Trump deplorable

    • @ShadeIsLikely
      @ShadeIsLikely Před 2 lety +2

      And they’re murderers, rapists, general dumbasses…oh, and all dead. An entire family famous for killing or being killed. Now that’s something to aspire to.

    • @deborahdonovan8342
      @deborahdonovan8342 Před 2 lety

      They confuse them with the other non- famous try to be fool.

    • @darkmoon2503
      @darkmoon2503 Před 2 lety +2

      @@ShadeIsLikely Like Trump isn’t a dumbass.
      And you realize everyone dies, right? It’s not something shameful.

    • @Michaelmiles-xm6zy
      @Michaelmiles-xm6zy Před 2 lety

      Hello Sheila 👋

    • @hopeislandful
      @hopeislandful Před rokem

      Jfk junior thought trump was just a jokester tacky businessman lol

  • @SoManyRandomRamblings
    @SoManyRandomRamblings Před 2 lety +30

    9:03. PROOF the government should have never stopped funding asylums. She needs to spend quite a lot of time being forced to 'hug herself' in a room lined with cushions.

  • @Paineinyourblank
    @Paineinyourblank Před 2 lety +3

    OMG I just realized who blowbert reminds me of.... That SNL weekend update skit "Girl you wish you had'nt started a conversation with" even the voice is the same

  • @susantunbridge4612
    @susantunbridge4612 Před 2 lety +7

    If QAnon can get JFK Jr to appear, maybe Jimmy can get Dean Martin to come by for a few songs and a chat.
    Like Jimmy, he was always fun, and laughing. Lightens the mood.

  • @NewMessage
    @NewMessage Před 2 lety +65

    I wonder when we find out Greene is using taxpayer money to pay those fines...
    'Cause she's 100% using taxpayer money to pay those fines.

    • @msizzygirl1
      @msizzygirl1 Před 2 lety +4

      After she pays for her steroids and her hallucinogenics!

    • @oneirishpoet
      @oneirishpoet Před 2 lety +2

      Sadly you are probably right 🙄

    • @austinmiller1627
      @austinmiller1627 Před 2 lety +2

      Even if she pays it herself thats taxpayer money. Her salary is tax money.

    • @ghill88
      @ghill88 Před 2 lety +3

      If not taxpayer money, to pay for her (MTG) mask fines, then it's gonna be campaign funds.

    • @oneanddone7992
      @oneanddone7992 Před 2 lety +2

      In 2020, mgt will be 3rd from the left on the standardized evolution chart.
      Also: those feet.

  • @henrikthomsen7199
    @henrikthomsen7199 Před 2 lety +53

    'He went full mental jacket' LOL

  • @Silverfirefly1
    @Silverfirefly1 Před 2 lety +8

    From the outside it looks more like the USA has a mental health problem that has been politicized rather than a strictly political problem.
    So, what will the price ultimately be for commodifying public health into a luxury? 'Everything' seems a flippant answer but the consequences do reach into every aspect of your young civilisation.

  • @johnjacobjingleheimerschmi7268

    They need to 100% make that Maga Libs, that would be hysterical!

  • @dswebb3286
    @dswebb3286 Před 2 lety +10

    I almost went to the Rolling Stones concert in Dallas tonight, now that I know the Qackadoodles are there I'm glad I didn't

    • @LazyboyRecliner
      @LazyboyRecliner Před 2 lety +2

      Yeah, but imagine how much you could have sold your ticket to one of these nuts for.

  • @whatifschrodingersboxwasacofin

    I heard JFK Jr. was at the side door knocking to get in but nobody heard him.

  • @jackieveal
    @jackieveal Před 2 lety +1

    Congrats Governor Youngkin
    👏🎉🍾🎈🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

  • @FranF40
    @FranF40 Před 2 lety +2

    I swear, if I had money, I’d hire an impersonator of whoever those people were waiting for, to drive around the place in a convertible

  • @Bamajana
    @Bamajana Před 2 lety +84

    This has to be one of them funniest monologue's I have seen in a while! Can't wait to hear how the Stones Concert went! 🤣

    • @rudiklein
      @rudiklein Před 2 lety +7

      Now the big question is: will JFK be playing the drums or guitar?

    • @Saiputera
      @Saiputera Před 2 lety +1

      Jimmy Kimmel where the Virginia election coverage?? He ain't gonna like the results Lmao🤣🤣

    • @richsackett3423
      @richsackett3423 Před 2 lety +7

      @@Saiputera Neither is Frump. Youngkin only won because he told the Orange Menace to stay the Hell away from VA and otherwise kept him at arm's length. Frump's political career is officially over. VA is proof he's nothing but old and in-the-way. LMAO

    • @christopherbedford9897
      @christopherbedford9897 Před 2 lety

      @@Saiputera Don't get too joyful too soon. It's a mid-term election, they have gone against the incumbent president in 10 out of the last 11 elections.

    • @Saiputera
      @Saiputera Před 2 lety

      @@christopherbedford9897 exactly! Even democrats majority in Congress still having a hard time passing laws LMAO

  • @SpaceForceCommander
    @SpaceForceCommander Před 2 lety +22

    I did not see the Nahtzee joke coming!

  • @slmsedg44
    @slmsedg44 Před 2 lety +2

    Those Qanons are a scary bunch.

  • @mrsalwaysrightforever6283

    Those people sure have a lot of time on their hands 🤦🏻

  • @jorgendahl5024
    @jorgendahl5024 Před 2 lety +68

    Never watch any of these pseudo reality shows. They are a match to the pseudo politicians like Hoebert and Greene.

    • @silverblue73
      @silverblue73 Před 2 lety +3

      the clips I see on late night shows are more than enough

    • @Saiputera
      @Saiputera Před 2 lety

      Jimmy Kimmel where the Virginia election coverage?? He ain't gonna like the results Lmao🤣🤣

    • @richardpierpoint1415
      @richardpierpoint1415 Před 2 lety +1

      @@Saiputera Jog-on, arsehole - blagodaryu vas, KKKretin...

    • @tomu8237
      @tomu8237 Před 2 lety

      @@richardpierpoint1415 Are you butt hurt by what @Ryan lex said? Too bad. Obviously you didn't like the results either. WWWWWaaaaaaaaaaaa.

    • @jorgendahl5024
      @jorgendahl5024 Před 2 lety +1

      @@tomu8237 why don't you and Ryan get a room and make a bunch of republican love babies.

  • @lillyanderson3623
    @lillyanderson3623 Před 2 lety +16

    Love you Jimmy and Guillermo! 🤗💖💖💖

  • @zesty9815
    @zesty9815 Před 2 lety +6

    7:41 Plus, when it gets slightly warmer, the coronavirus "miraculously goes away".

  • @spongecake951
    @spongecake951 Před 2 lety +1

    I’m actually getting second hand embarrassment from this

  • @roryford1173
    @roryford1173 Před 2 lety +197

    Whoever is posting as THE "q" must be having the time of his/her life letting these queberts believe the most fantastical stories, and its fn hilarious. Quite possibly the GREATEST prank ever conceived. And it hurts.

    • @Aleyaha699
      @Aleyaha699 Před 2 lety +12

      His name is Ron Watkins aka codemonkey.I believe he's actually,running for some office.

    • @sodarndonestopthelies6514
      @sodarndonestopthelies6514 Před 2 lety

      @@Aleyaha699 are they positive its him ???

    • @_Hayday_
      @_Hayday_ Před 2 lety +4

      It’s probably more tIkToK millennials 😂😂

    • @mitchellsmith3028
      @mitchellsmith3028 Před 2 lety +2

      Q actually said jfk jr isn’t alive, don’t know what your talking about do some research

    • @paultuke5110
      @paultuke5110 Před 2 lety +7

      @@mitchellsmith3028 And you know this because???

  • @aliengranpa
    @aliengranpa Před 2 lety +42

    Can't believe more people didn't laugh at the step mom joke, I was thinking the same thing when I saw her!😂

    • @shawnbadanjek9561
      @shawnbadanjek9561 Před 2 lety +1

      Yes, we all look forward to making her mouth unable to talk!

  • @valsammut1084
    @valsammut1084 Před 2 lety +1

    America is getting crazier by the day man,,,

  • @netsraccjf3965
    @netsraccjf3965 Před 2 lety +1

    America has turned into a circus !
    How the hell are women like Bobert and Green are allowed to be congress members is beyond me !

  • @VegasTigger
    @VegasTigger Před 2 lety +14

    Next year I'm going as JFK Junior for Halloween. I wish I would have thought of it this year 😅

  • @BillysWild
    @BillysWild Před 2 lety +14

    Boberts screen time looks like a S&L skit.

  • @Slevinlobell
    @Slevinlobell Před 2 lety +1

    That Maga Libs part was absolute gold..🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I want a shirt with that logo on it..😂😂😂

  • @wolvie1973
    @wolvie1973 Před 2 lety +1

    Would have been a blast if Andy Kaufmann showed up instead of JFK Jr.

  • @chuckoneill2023
    @chuckoneill2023 Před 2 lety +74

    Damn. I liked the world a lot better when people like that were called "Homeless Drifters".

    • @Saiputera
      @Saiputera Před 2 lety

      Jimmy Kimmel where the Virginia election coverage?? He ain't gonna like the results Lmao🤣🤣

    • @blaineboyle5997
      @blaineboyle5997 Před 2 lety +3

      @@Saiputera as long as Trump is on the sideline no one cares

    • @richsackett3423
      @richsackett3423 Před 2 lety +6

      @@Saiputera Neither is Frump. Youngkin only won because he told the Orange Menace to stay the Hell away from VA and otherwise kept him at arm's length. Frump's political career is officially over. VA is proof he's nothing but old and in-the-way. LMAO

    • @elmarobberts5128
      @elmarobberts5128 Před 2 lety +3

      @@richsackett3423 You said it right!

    • @ronpeters9548
      @ronpeters9548 Před 2 lety

      Now their just called Liberals .

  • @svtinker
    @svtinker Před 2 lety +19

    The continued ignorance of the immune system and history of viruses is astounding.

  • @realtj2226
    @realtj2226 Před 2 lety +1

    My Fellow Americans "Absolutely Nothing Can Stop What Is Coming" and he is knows that there is so much more to the Kennedy Legacy Hold the Line Patriots!
    🇺🇸😣💯🦅

  • @cashcowtv3203
    @cashcowtv3203 Před 2 lety

    You should stand up for the state of our country and speak so truth

  • @wynonasbigbrowndragon6121
    @wynonasbigbrowndragon6121 Před 2 lety +62

    He has a better track record than basically any of the other late night hosts for making me laugh.
    But my god I hate how ABC forces him to use his show to serve as commercials for The Bachelor/ette

    • @oneirishpoet
      @oneirishpoet Před 2 lety

      Sure except for Colbert and Conan and Trevor and Seth! 🙄

    • @peacebaby74
      @peacebaby74 Před 2 lety +14

      But the genius of it is he makes fun of it, so he uses it to his advantage,but yes those reality BS shows are the worst

    • @msavina9129
      @msavina9129 Před 2 lety +3

      @HumanChangeSkeptic
      Do you not know Jimmy’s wife is a big fan of Bachelor/ette? She’s really into it. The first night it airs, she guesses who she thinks will win, and Jimmy said she has been right a lot. He also brings some of the contestants on the show and does skits with them periodically. So I’d say it’s Mrs. Kimmel’s influence. 🙂

    • @dredgerivers7730
      @dredgerivers7730 Před 2 lety

      He focuses on it because his wife watches both shows.

    • @wynonasbigbrowndragon6121
      @wynonasbigbrowndragon6121 Před 2 lety

      "His wife likes this show that just happens to air on the same network as his show, so he talks about it to millions of people that are not his wife. It's not advertising for the show at all."
      Keep telling yourselves that. It kind of impresses me.

  • @michaelj.beglinjr.2804
    @michaelj.beglinjr.2804 Před 2 lety +25

    Give Pete more credit than that, Jimmy! Lol

  • @jangilbert8028
    @jangilbert8028 Před 2 lety +1

    O M G !!! These idiots really believed JFK, Jr was coming to Dallas? That has happened to the minds of people? SMH 🤦‍♀️

  • @janicebunch7599
    @janicebunch7599 Před 2 lety +1

    Thanks for talking about the repetitive appeals for money from political campaigns. They are persistent and "reduce emails " does not seem to work

  • @highlander6964
    @highlander6964 Před 2 lety +19

    Conspiracy Madlibs ‘Nationality-CANADIAN!!!! Suddenly an entire country of over 38 million of my fellow Hosers lets out an enormous groan ‘Good GOD. leave us out of it!!!!’,,,,,,,

  • @HannibalOrJustRex
    @HannibalOrJustRex Před 2 lety +22

    Amazing that some even expected JFK Senior to show up. The guy who is the main character in some of the most viewed and analyzed video footage ever of someone's head exploding could still be alive...

    • @sodarndonestopthelies6514
      @sodarndonestopthelies6514 Před 2 lety +5

      Wellllll.......they believe that hillery, both bushes , obama and several others were executed at gitmo then brought back as clones so a 105 president Kennedy and son isnt a far stretch for these nut jobs. And then they have the gall to call us brainwashed.😳😳😳

    • @nzeroesc
      @nzeroesc Před 2 lety +2

      That's what they would call America's first crisis actor🙄

    • @monicawood9942
      @monicawood9942 Před 2 lety +4

      Don't forget, JFK Sr. would be 104 if he were still alive. Sure he'd be in great shape to pop back up with his son to the QAnon throwdown.

    • @HannibalOrJustRex
      @HannibalOrJustRex Před 2 lety

      @@nzeroesc Oh, haha true. It could have even been a body double that was actually assassinated, and it might as well have been filmed in a super secret soundstage underneath the Denver Airport or something. Ooh, and that's where the mix-up happened! The Q crowd went to the real place and the Kennedy's thought they were supposed to go to the faked location. Classic misunderstanding. Man, this stuff is so easy to write.

    • @Sasha-Louise
      @Sasha-Louise Před 2 lety

      Maybe it wasn't Kennedy in the car? It was his double. The real JFK has been frozen since then like Han Solo and he's coming back any day soon....

  • @jasvindersingh5451
    @jasvindersingh5451 Před 2 lety +1

    Watching your common sent makes my day and I move your common sent away as I move on with my day ,From Malaysia 🇲🇾 thank you 🙏🏼, you are the best …. Remember we cannot fix stupid. Been a fan over 7 years now and thanks again

  • @cherriaydelotte8327
    @cherriaydelotte8327 Před 2 lety +1

    The ‘MAGA LIBS’🤣🤣🤣🤣😆😆😆😆I seriously cannot stop laughing 🤣🤣😆😆😂😆!!!!!
    Laughed so hard that I snorted😆😆😆🤣🤣🤣👍