Rabid Fox Loose at the Capitol, Biden Punishes Russia for War Crimes & Don't Say Gay in Ohio!
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- čas přidán 5. 04. 2022
- The Kardashians & Rob Gronkowski are on the show, the Lakers are now officially eliminated from playoff contention, there was a wild fox on the loose outside of the Capitol yesterday that bit six people, the Biden Administration announced a new round of sanctions designed to punish Russia for their war crimes against Ukraine, President Obama has been busy with a new Netflix series and he seems to be having fun with it, Spirit Airlines may have a new owner soon, a discovery from the University of the West of England shows that mushrooms communicate with each other very similarly to how humans do, Republicans in Ohio are busy with the important business of trying to pass their own version of Florida’s “Don’t Say Gay” law, and Machine Gun Kelly takes to Hollywood Blvd in disguise to question unsuspecting pedestrians about him.
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the Obama voice impersonator was uncanny!!
There's a Russian version of "Keeping up with the Kardashians". It's called "Putting Up with the Putins".
good one !
You sad
Next season;
"Tolerating the tRUMP's"
...is potato.
Prison life with the Biden’s
Wow. That Obama voice was spot on. Kudos to that impressionist.
Fool.
@@joseflores8282 Care to expand your thoughts? Dolt.
Why won’t the Kardashian’s just go away??
It's a little thing called audience ;)
Because despite the amount of people who do not like or support them, they have billions more who do like, support, and want to see them, so they will always get to be on platforms like this and other platforms. If they lose their looks and had to go through real human hardships, they would be nothing! Their whole identities are wrapped up in how they look, if they lose that, they would be the nothing that they actually are.
I totally agree!
The Ted Cruz blob fish doppelganger was hilarious.
Loved it, I needed a laugh and that helped. Plus despise Cruz
FYI: it’s primary season, register and vote 🗳! We cannot let them get control! Let’s ditch Mitch and minions for all they stand for/on!
1st the Traitor rand paul. That can't understand normal thinking is gone in November. Charles Booker will be the new Senator for the Commonwealth of Kentucky!
I don’t much like Biden either though. I’ll be looking elsewhere to cast my vote
I was a lifelong Democratic voter until these past 2 years. Theres no way I will contribute to another campaign be it money or vote while this absurdity of talking points and legislation focus continues, or is left at the wayside.
Vote blue, blue, blue!
*we cannot let them get gun control
Best picture of Ted Cruz I've ever seen
When they said "rabid Fox" I was expecting the next word to be "viewers."
I rather deal with an actual Fox than a Fox Nees viewers
I was expecting the next words to be Tucker Carlson
I have never watched even one episode of the Kardashians and you couldn't pay me enough to watch!
You sad
Right there with you She Wolf.
Likewise.
@@joseflores8282 No she's not.
Spiderman: "that's MGK"
MGK: "damn spiderman you're supposed to respect secret identities!" 😂🤣😂💀
He really showed how pathetic he is at everything there.
I’m genuinely surprised how chill MGK is, really thought he’d have more of a fake thug vibe. He reminds me of Adam Driver lol
The fact that the Kardashians have been on television for 20 seasons just shows how ignorant our country is overall. Hard pass on that interview. 🤮
🎯👍
The fact that machine gun kelly is a "star" now shows how highly advanced we are as human beings
@@kirejevas Killshot
Well let me give you quote form that interview “ cleaning my kids room just makes me horny” Kim K 😂😂😂
@Viiger I would agree with that statement under most any circumstance, but Mr. K kinda endeared himself with this bit.
I know its how hollYwood works, but... 🤷♂️
Sad to say, that fox failed to find MTG, Gaetz and Boebert.
You sas
No sense in biting them, they're already rabid.
@@jamesb4523 Actually the Fox didn't want catch anything from those Sickos... He's a Smart Sly Fox..
@@jamesb4523 Would be a nice show, anyway.
The fox should have been shipped to Mara logo to handle a cancerous con man down there.
the kardashians are so embarrassing
They don't think so 😃
When he mentioned "rabid fox", I thought he was talking about Murdoch's minions.
Oh come on! His joke, don't approach any foxes...or friends" barely got a chuckle from the audience! That was gold!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
it would have been if Fox's popularity wasn't destroying these left leaning shows.
@@shawnwolvin9200 the cult watching Faux Opinion Channel are definitely not watching our late night comedians. Would upset their delicate right-wing "programming."
Feel bad for you lady
@@shawnwolvin9200 The problem with the left is there are TOO MANY of their networks and shows and they are all competing for the same viewer base. When it comes to FOX News, they're basically it. The only one. I mean sure there are some obscure ones but for the most part if you are conservative you watch FOX. If you're liberal, you watch CNN, MSNBC, ABC, NBC, etc. FOX has a monopoly on conservative content, the left doesn't. But even if it was a one vs one I do think FOX would probably still win but that's because everyone's grandparents leave FOX news on all of the TVs in their house even while they're sleeping or at work, etc.
@@voteZDLR there might be some truth to the left fighting themselves for viewership. But I think you'd be surprised how many people watch fox news, not just leave it on in the background.
Omg, that Obama cut tho😂🤣🤣. That was awesome. Dark. But so funny.
💚Obama
Miss Obama...😏
That's weird.
Usually it's rabid Fox reporters.
Kimmel looks drunk
@@matthoward8546 Nah, it's you, Howard.
That's exactly what I thought it was going to be about!
Hilarious! Fox news actually tells the truth you idiots believe Kimmel!
But Cuomo was with CNN? Or are we talking about John Griffin grooming minors for CNN.. or can we sweep those under the rug?
At first I thought the rabid Fox was named Doocy
"Hey everybody, it's your ol' pal Obama" is exactly how he should have started every presidential address.
I thought it was real at first..🤣😂🤣😂 til he said look at the cute animals and nuclear war all in the same sentence..
Today MGK has earned some respect from me funny stuff to laugh at one self 👏👏👏🤛
That Obama impression was spot on
I was not a MG Kelly fan before this clip, but I am now.
Obama “ I call this one Mitch McConell eh look! Ted Cruz” 😂 😂 😂 so much shade
You sad
Me Myself, I don't know if it's real or not but it is hilarious. I hope it's real, love it!
Mar-a-Lardo must've been seething to hear his "I don't know his name because he didn't come to my party" sound bite gets thrown back at his face.
You are evil
Machine Gun Kelly stole the show. That was hilarious.
I could barely get my cat into one of those damn carriers, I would have LOVED to have seen that move 👀
Did you see the Canadian farmer who found a lynx eating his chickens, caught it by the scruff of the neck, and scolded it? 😹😹
Jimmy Kimmel, I love your videos and all your clips. I don't know how you do it, but every time they are wonderful. "The Obama add is so cool" !!! Obama is a humble, smart and great man, just like you Jimmy Kimmel. We are so lucky to have you....... We need good people like you both. Every time Trump or any of those GOP men shows up in my screen, I just change the channel. The comedians are the best !!!! Thank You for your shows because you makes us forget for a little while all these horrible news about Putin destroying Ukraine ............ which breaks my heart.
Obama narrating a nature documentary and saying things like “Look how cute,” makes me feel all warm and fuzzy lol! Great guy, Obama.
That thang needs shaving or waxing Jean 🤭😮💨😷🤣🤣🤣
His name means "Lightning of the heights" in Hebrew...
@@mike62mcmanus said a white boi
@@juliussims669 I beheld Satan cast down as Lightning from heaven (i.e heights) said who?
A. Conan Obrien (means Conan of Brien)
B. Vince McMahon (means son of Mahon)
C. Charles DeGaulle (means Charles of *Gaulle)
D. Jesus Christ (means Jehovah has become my salvation)
*P.S. Gaul, or French Gaul (Latin: Gallia)[1] was a region of Western Europe first described by the Romans.[2] It was inhabited by Celtic and Aquitani tribes, encompassing present day France, Luxembourg, Belgium
Flavious Josephus records the Gaul's were previously called the Gomerites after the first grandson of Noah, Gomer.
The Welsh believe they landed on the Isle of Britan from France 350 years after the flood and the Welsh language is called Gymraeg after their ancestor Gomer..[ə ɡəmˈraːiɡ]) is a Brittonic language of the Celtic language family..
Learn something? I would like to hear your thoughtful reply, I wait patiently..
@@mike62mcmanus Kizza Myazz means go away
That's it for you, Kimbell, having that Kardashian clan on, a representation of much of what is wrong-headed in our world.
cringe profile pic and comment
the obsession with The Bachelor & Korean boy groups are also some of the mysteries I'll never understand
The Kardashians are pure TRASH !
You sas
He is beholden to his corporate overlords.
The Kelly piece was top-notch
Yeah he seems nice and I think he's deserving of his fame.
rippa
I luv english chicks...sometimes
Who else saw a headline about "rabid fox loose at the capitol" and expected Tucker Carlson and Shaun Hannity?
MTG
The Liberal Media has trained you well
@@exitscreaming4637 - Nice one. Did Q send you?
@@exitscreaming4637 Well, facts are facts, stubborn, and beneficial to humanity. Hyperbole...not so much. Hang in there, Q might still reinstate 'the CONald', any day now. Lol. You folks never cease to amaze
Eek… you think of Hannity and/or Tucker and you think “fox”?! I have soooooo many other adjectives that seem much more accurate… I guess it’s all in the eye of the beholder, who am I to stand in the way of (presumably….hopefully) two consenting adults and their physical attraction especially since none of it truly affects me in any way and no one asked for my opinion, right? I’m not in the Republican Party, after all…
Obama is the best. And the winner is, "Hey look, it's Ted Cruz." I'm still laughing. 🤣😂
What's weird is it did look like cruz.
Much love to Jimmy and Guillermo! 🤗💕💕
You sad
When I read the caption, ' Rabid Fox Loose at the Capitol ', I thought Trump was back in DC.
So you like inflation, high gas prices, unrest in Europe, higher crime rates. You have weird taste, but to each is own! As you were.
@@john200715 Above all the bullshit you stated. If you like a fascist, Dictator as the leader of your country, with all the above. You have weird taste, and I wont stand idle, and screw your "Civil War". I wont be civil in my war.
hahaha i have to re sub to netflix to see that obama series, looks awesome, and is that narration for real ?? love it !!
That fox looked astoundingly mellow for a creature who is supposedly rabid.
~SUS as hell
I hope they test him without killing him. If he’s not he needs to go to a wildlife rescue.
@@loditx7706 ~female vixen with kits
@@loditx7706 ~Euthanized
@@loditx7706 yes Karen 🤦♂️
Whoever did the Obama voice over is amazing
Why with these Kardashians? Is this what they call getting off their lazy backsides and working? Jimmy, there are hundreds of other interesting people to invite as guests.
I cant imagine he invited the Kardashians. Most probably the Kardashians invited themself to the show.
Yeah, there goes the neighborhood...
Have never watched this trashy people. Darn Jimmy. You shouldn't have them on.
This!
I will be gone before their appearance
Almost nothing could stop me from watching the Kimmel show. Tonight's guests qualify as things that can.
I cannot like this comment enough.
You sad
I wonder if Jimmy actually wanted them there or if it was obligatory by the network. I avoid these people at all cost, but they're like those relatives you don't like yet they always show up at your place, they just find a way into your life
I thought he was joking at first. No way he picked them...
I'm including Gronk in that original comment as well.
It almost looked like Spiderman recognised him. His spider sense must have tingled.
Edit: I stopped the video to write this joke. Then I saw the rest.
At least I was proven right xD
I literally almost choked to death, on my hit, when the ted cruz blobber came on. It's funny because it's true....
It was freaking funny 🤣🤣
Superb way to invoke Homer!
You sad
Soooo funny!
THAT EXPLAINS WHY HE GREW THE BEARD!!! OMG!!!
That Obama voice impersonator was spot on!
Joe got off a Oldie but a Goodie! LMAO 😂 Obama must've wrote that one for him! 😂💥🤣👍🏾
🤣🤣🤣🤣 Obama had me cracking up, never knew he had such a good sense of humor.
You do understand that wasn’t really him saying that, right?
And a great 3-point shot!
I was expecting a sweet joke by associating fox and the rabid fox.
Your sas
@@joseflores8282 And your copy and paste was going so well up until this point! 🤣
i NEED to watch this Obama show. that was actually hilarious. haha that Mitch McConnell part killed me.
That mushroom fun-gi line was genius
SORRY JIMMY I WILL SEE YOU TOMORROW WHAT A WASTE OF TIME WITH THE KKKKKK🤢🤮
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👍👍is there ANYONE who still give a 💩about the Kardashian Kanye Klan anymore?
That looks like a sweet fox. Perhaps he was just biting Republicans and I think we can agree that's ok.
Nah Republicans > dems
He probably wasn't going after all Republicans... just the trumpublicans.
Oh no, then rabies will pass to the fox.
@@davids.3584 what have republicans ever done for anyone except ensure racism in government
Funny part is the left is the most dangerous element of US right now but people still hating on the republicans for what? LOL americans...
Spiderman was like... "Whoah... hold up..." and HAD to walk back and take a 2nd look 🤣
Biden making cracks about Trump with Obama there has serious 'getting sassy with your Mom to impress friends at your sleepover'-energy
And i. am. here for it!
You sas
Trump is not a mother. Or father. Or role model. Or in charge of anything.
Biden and Obama both suk.
So you like our country divided is what you're saying. Continue bowing to the corporations that rule you. As you were.
Generic comment john . As you bow down to the media.
Jimmy, I’m not religious but god bless you, your crew, your writers and your family! You are all loved for bringing so much joy and laughter to our very trying lives! Thank you so very much to you all. I wish I could do more than this thank you. All I can give you all right now is my support, love & gratefulness with my heart; from mine to yours- Jake
I agree man, him, Stephen Colbert and Trevor Noah made the insane four years less crazy .
You sad
Seth is pretty good in his own right. Actually prefer him to any of them.
Knock, knock? Who's there? Who f'n cares.
@@genomitchalinni8106 you cared enough to comment.
Once upon a time, many years ago, there was something called the Obama years.
I felt safe back then, and haven't, since.
The guy in the window to the left of mgk made me laugh more just watching the hole thing go down eating an ice cream cone lol
Ah, that fun guy mushroom joke. A beautiful moment!
I love Obama’s introduction of our Parks!
In Japan, a "killing stone" said to contain the spirit of an evil nine-tailed fox was found broken in two pieces, meaning the ancient Evil 9 tailed fox is now free. Hours later, this rabid Fox shows up outside the Capitol in DC and starts biting people. Coincidence? Probably. 🤔😉😂
kurama free... noooooooo
The guy in the window eating the ice cream at the end 😂
Hi
Ugh! Seriously Jimmy, THAT family? 🙄
Isn't there enough fu@ked- upness going on right now?
What people forget is that the bill also stops children from being able to talk about their family members that are LGBTQ+. Children come from all kinds of families. When they talk about their two fathers or two mothers or what-not, how's that going to go. So much for "freedom", of speech. At this point in the US it's "regulation", of speech.
Exactly
💯 agreed!
Yep, Agreed. :-(
I agree 1000%👍
The Right believes in freedom of speech so long as you agree with them.
When I heard fox loose in the white house I thought they were talking about Peter doocey.😆
I've only seen Machine Gun Kelly posing with Megan Fox when they both look stoned out of their minds and I'm surprised at how funny and personable he is.
You are a loooossssserrrr
He seems really nice. Kelly Clarkson goes deep with her interviews with him.
Last bit was hilarious
I feel terrible for thinking this--maybe the Republican gave rabies to the Fox? 💁🏼
(I apologize, kind of)
Please don’t kind of apologize,I laughed it was good
You sas
That all started when a Republican tried to steal its food...
THEN it got rabies.
@@SylvesterCarl Stealing is much more of a democrat thing
@@adamnasir2 The GOP gerrymanders districts and restricts minorities ability to vote, claims a year out from an election is to close to appoint a supreme court nominee, then at the first chance they get they appoint one a week before an election, and you think "stealing" is a democrat thing?
"Mushrooms might actually be a fun guy."
That's four "groaners" out of five on the Dad Joke Scale.
You sas
That might be 6 groaners on a scale of 5!
@@shawnuel That would be true only if Spinal Tap was judging.
I'm glad I'm not the only one who caught that lol
The fox was protecting her kits, not rabid. Kits and mom where caught together.
Not true, buddy. Fox tested positive
@@DanSwanson2070 So they say after killing it. OOPS, was never an option..
@@DanSwanson2070 Do the 2 things have to be exclusive?
@@dedalliance1: John Thompson said "not rabid." Dan Swanson said "fox tested positive." yeah, they have to be exclusive.
I miss Obama 🤣🤣🤣
Ohio here; so embarrassed
Why the mushroom went to the party? .... Because he was a fun-gi ,😂🍄
Hello, you sad
Not MGKs biggest fan but I respect him for doing this 😂
12:37 I'm not sure about his personality but he's surely handsome and has a cute smile
@@tiararoxeanne1318
Bad stories about well known individuals tend to make their rounds very rapidly. He's been on scene long enough for me to say that outside of his stage persona, he almost has to be somewhat of a decent guy to hang around.
I'm not hearing negative things about him anyway. lol
Maybe this is slightly demented but I’ve found myself imagining what an Obama National Parks and Snoop Dogg Animal Planet crossover would be like.
First thing that came to my mind🤣
@@jenjabby oh good, it’s not just me! 😂
Throw in Brian Fellow with those two and you have a show!
I enjoyed flying Spirit airline, TBH....
I had to go to a funeral for a friend and they were the cheapest fare. 400 bucks for 3 flights in less than 24 hours....really great service! I don't need any creature comforts. I don't need anything at all. I like to be left the heck alone unless I ask for something, and I don't want humor on an airplane, I want to not die.
Spirit was excellent from how they treated me, to how smoothly everything went. If you need to get somewhere for cheap, and you're an introvert who doesn't give one F about creature comforts, you can't go wrong with Spirit!
Kylie wasn"t there out of fear of being asked questions of the FATALITIES at her baby daddy's concert. LOL !!!
Fungi possess levels of intelligence??? Duh, they've only been on the Earth 600 million years longer than plants.
Ok, I now see what Megan sees in him. Not bad.
We never know what's happening behind the scenes, but Biden and Obama genuinely seem like good friends. Love how Biden seemed to have cheered up after Obama visited
It seemed that they both put an effort into working together in spite of their differences while Obama was president. They got to know each other very well and do seem to genuinely like each other. 🙂
Really? You must have viewing different video. I saw poor Joe wandering around like a lost Alzheimer's patient trying to find someone that would talk to him. He tried desperately to get his buddy Baracks attention to no avail. His own subordinate, Kamala ignored him as well.
Good Globalist 🤣
Did you not see how Obama totally ignored Biden along with everyone else, and not once did he actually utter the words President Biden, This administration is a clown show...
@@misspatvandriverlady7555 Yeah it's wild to think, sometimes I forget Kamala Harris is the vice president. She's always hiding.
The ASL interpreter was hilarious to watch. 😉
Rabid foxes circling ....holy shite,now,they're disguised as "real foxes." 🦊🦊🦊🦊
I don't think MGK looks like Ellen. He looks more like Jon Heder 😂
I had to watch it twice to realize it was not really Obama saying these things haha
When MGK was talking, the guy eating the ice cream and staring killed me.
Nipping at people's heels keeps people from getting work done with non-sense and crapping and pissing on everything... Sounds like another FOX I know of.
Are they sure the Fox really has rabies? Maybe it has just been listening to the news?
I hope the fox didn't catch anything
@oldhp mopar 😀 Ouch!
You sas
I absolutely LOVE Barrack Obama!!! I miss him being president!!! I love the way he said, "Hey look, Ted Cruz" lol it does look like Ted Cruz!!! 👍 And it comes out on my birthday, April 13th! What a wonderful birthday present!! 💕
"Absolutely love obama"? They say dementia comes with old age🤣🤣
You sas
The one who let Putin get away with his crimes. And now he speaks about parks.
@@qwertyqwerty1493 Elaborate, plz.
Happy Birthday to you
"anyone speak shitake?"
kimmel's throwaway jokes are better than fallon's best jokes.
Best parts of the MGK interview
10:25 Spiderman checks out MGK
12:30 Guy in store licking ice cream while watching MGK!!!!
best part was when it ended
...uh Best part was the english chick 😅👍
@@claudegrenier3180 yeah, she was very open and vibrant 😉😋
@@wvtrucker10420 lol. must be tough on you to see him succeed. 😊
Uhm, definitely watching Obama’s new show even if it’s just for the Cruz and McConnel cameos.
I have never watched a show with a Kardashian, and I'm not about to start now. Monologue only tonight.
Yay Mr. President, sock it good to the Orange Trumpet. Bravo!
Biden is too Bbn usu socking it to us!
Record high......
Gas prices
Food prices
Inflation
90 degrees is too hot for Jimmy. Locals at Death Valley says Hi 💥💥💥
Ted Cruz! Dead on look-a-like! 😅😂🤣
Happy to see Ted Cruz made a cameo for a positive cause for once in his slimy existence. 😏
Shout out to the dude wearing the Trinity of Terror shirt!
I've never seen Ted Cruz look so good.
Not a big MGK fan, but he seems like a pretty alright guy
10:04 "This is what people that hate me look like." No, dude. That's what you look like lmao
Karl Malone!
The best "Donald dump " comments ever!! Love, love, love Jimmy K!!
Why would mushrooms need to say hello or goodbye if they grow in one place their entire lives?
the rabid fox is margorie taylor green . She was caught by the sunlight and couldn’t change to a human form.🤣🤣🤣