Trump Can’t Handle the Truth About 2020, Melania’s 52nd Birthday & Devin Nunes' Bigly Fail

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  • čas přidán 25. 04. 2022
  • Matriarch of Mar-A-Lago Melania Trump turned 52, Part 2 of Trump’s contentious interview with Piers Morgan was released today and ended awkwardly, now that Elon Musk has purchased Twitter, Donald has found himself in a very Trumpy situation after raising more than 1 billion dollars to start his own media platform “Truth Social,” Devin Nunes is doing a terrible job running the new company and even Steve Doocy of Fox & Friends can’t get off of the imaginary waitlist, VP Kamala Harris tested positive for COVID, Dr. Deborah Birx from Trump’s Coronavirus task force has a new tell-all book on the way, and since our city is packed with disappointed tourists from all over the world, we give a pair of young travelers the chance to compete for a free upgrade to a luxurious hotel suite in a round of Hostel La Vista!
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  • @BaconTomatoCheese
    @BaconTomatoCheese Před 2 lety +611

    “ All it took for these people to finally speak up was an advance on a book deal” ‘Nuff said

    • @Barreloffish
      @Barreloffish Před 2 lety +25

      Bill Bar also waited a year for his book to finish to speak up.

    • @deancyrus1
      @deancyrus1 Před 2 lety +22

      You're right. Pathetic aren't they.

    • @peace4myheart
      @peace4myheart Před 2 lety +15

      In other words, "These people are so easily bought".

    • @elibooks7660
      @elibooks7660 Před 2 lety +16

      But at least they exposing trump lol
      I won't buy those books tho

    • @cedricmorrow7519
      @cedricmorrow7519 Před 2 lety +3

      Whatever works 😁

  • @craigcampbell1843
    @craigcampbell1843 Před 2 lety +1517

    Truth Social has been a huge success. It got Devin Nunes to resign from congress.

    • @lindaleelaw5277
      @lindaleelaw5277 Před 2 lety +40

      And his mother and the cow or is it his mother, the cow? Lol
      Dev, buddy I've sued 3 landlords, one Iranian and a lawyer in small claims , and won .
      Try Judge Judy ....

    • @p.w.7493
      @p.w.7493 Před 2 lety +26

      LOL!!😁🤣😅😂🤣🤣🤣💯

    • @cindybear2689
      @cindybear2689 Před 2 lety

      Yes, he is in the business of laundering money now...can't wait to find out where the money went.

    • @sidmelucci3675
      @sidmelucci3675 Před 2 lety +12

      Good point!

    • @mrsdraper171
      @mrsdraper171 Před 2 lety +35

      Nunes left Congress because he would not win reelection after the new maps were drawn.

  • @andan04
    @andan04 Před 2 lety +55

    I love that after Trump demanded that the camera be turned off, the camera kept rolling.

    • @trumptalk3249
      @trumptalk3249 Před 2 lety +1

      No respect showm from them

    • @AJ-jy6lb
      @AJ-jy6lb Před 2 lety +4

      @@trumptalk3249 = hypocrite,..and then some.

    • @trumptalk3249
      @trumptalk3249 Před 2 lety

      @@AJ-jy6lb Alrighty

    • @AJ-jy6lb
      @AJ-jy6lb Před 2 lety

      @@trumptalk3249 - Yup, it's so respectful for the former guy to always be calling people "total losers" and whatever else comes to his childish "mind",...so respectful.
      THAT is why you're a YUGE hypocrite,..and so is he.
      Get treatment for your TDS (tRump Dependency Syndrome)

    • @mnomadvfx
      @mnomadvfx Před 2 lety +4

      @@trumptalk3249 He doesn't deserve any respect, he never once showed it to anyone else he wasn't trying to get something from first.

  • @lolawants2008
    @lolawants2008 Před 2 lety +22

    1:42 Notice how he struggled standing. Always thought it was his knees that had him with that hilarious slo-mo down the ramp. He makes fun of Biden when in reality Joe could beat him to the end of the driveway. Imagine Trump with the athleticism or dexterity to handle a basic bike ride! 😂

    • @cfawcett17
      @cfawcett17 Před 2 lety

      Okay buddy now you’re reaching. Biden is old as dust and can’t barely move a step without falling. They both old but at least trump can walk without his personnel having to worry about him falling every second.

  • @Leonaza7
    @Leonaza7 Před 2 lety +411

    Worst Flotus in history. Her pet project was " BULLYING" and her husband was the worst perpetrator of it! Pfft

    • @Born_Free_Die_Happy
      @Born_Free_Die_Happy Před 2 lety +30

      How was her grammatically dubious "be best" bullying?
      I mean I definitely agree with your sentiment. Her visiting the refugee internment camps where they were putting people in cages unsuitable for dogs while wearing her "I don't really care" jacket is one of the most disgusting stunts I've ever seen from anyone, let alone a FLOTUS.

    • @Mondfischli
      @Mondfischli Před 2 lety +43

      ...and those bloody Xmas trees 🤣

    • @rhiannonrede
      @rhiannonrede Před 2 lety +37

      So uncool having a call girl for a flotus.

    • @mariaangelova8275
      @mariaangelova8275 Před 2 lety +22

      She was awful

    • @johnarnold893
      @johnarnold893 Před 2 lety

      @@rhiannonrede Eastern European mail order bride.

  • @kr02201985
    @kr02201985 Před 2 lety +374

    As a tech professional, I would never let Devin Nunes with 100 miles of any thing technology related.

    • @silverserpent420
      @silverserpent420 Před 2 lety +8

      HA! 👍

    • @p.w.7493
      @p.w.7493 Před 2 lety +4

      FRR!!💯

    • @TheUluxian
      @TheUluxian Před 2 lety +13

      Him or Mike Pillow..

    • @vgaportauthority9932
      @vgaportauthority9932 Před 2 lety

      I'd keep all conservatives away. People who spend all their day trying to drag society back in time are probably not the ones who are most adept at cutting edge technological advancements.. Or even cloning present day stuff.. Or old stuff...

    • @whatsupinspace854
      @whatsupinspace854 Před 2 lety +6

      Hey, he'd do a better job on tech than Ghouliani.

  • @mamapetillo8675
    @mamapetillo8675 Před 2 lety +31

    I got a random text asking that I “sign a birthday card for the most beautiful First Lady, Melania trump”. It goes on to ask for money for her husband.
    What a thoughtful grift.
    I mean gift.

    • @Goldenwoodz
      @Goldenwoodz Před 2 lety +1

      Which card was this can you provide the date and title and specific information? I’d like to see it.

    • @triciah8598
      @triciah8598 Před 2 lety +1

      Nah you meant grift. 😆

    • @mamapetillo8675
      @mamapetillo8675 Před 2 lety

      @@triciah8598 🤭

    • @mamapetillo8675
      @mamapetillo8675 Před 2 lety

      @@Goldenwoodz sign up with red-something or other. Or any trump text thing. They send out asks once or twice a day.
      And if you think I saved one of about 60 or so I’ve gotten in the intervening month, you must be trippin.
      Nice try, tho. It’s kinda cute, actually.

    • @Goldenwoodz
      @Goldenwoodz Před 2 lety

      @@mamapetillo8675 It’s funny how I’ve never gotten one. They must target certain areas or states. I have no idea what your talking about I was curious of the matter.

  • @thomassawicki2065
    @thomassawicki2065 Před 2 lety +54

    Jimmy should have given both contestants a nice room . Those travelers both provided a bunch of entertainment.

    • @elliegonzales8212
      @elliegonzales8212 Před 2 lety +5

      When they asked the last question she was wiping off her board...not fair at all.

    • @jgeur
      @jgeur Před 2 lety +3

      i thought the were gonna put the loser in an even nicer hotel.

    • @lemmontree1
      @lemmontree1 Před 2 lety +4

      I thought they would share the room.

    • @benjaminclark4030
      @benjaminclark4030 Před 2 lety +4

      Carla was robbed!!!

    • @karmatron03
      @karmatron03 Před 2 lety +2

      Yes lets tweet jimmy for a revisited on this .

  • @DavidfromBA
    @DavidfromBA Před 2 lety +1157

    Remember that time Trump handled scrutiny and criticism with poise and grace instead of storming off in a huff? Me neither.

    • @sharneep
      @sharneep Před 2 lety +17

      🤣😂🤣😂

    • @marysaum2213
      @marysaum2213 Před 2 lety +1

      T

    • @elibooks7660
      @elibooks7660 Před 2 lety +15

      He's a kid

    • @RedDragon2326
      @RedDragon2326 Před 2 lety +1

      Yeah that video was edited he said very dishonest about piers Morgan earlier in the interview and hugged piers Morgan in new audio clip leaked the media is dividing everyone

    • @user-ej2wr5bg2v
      @user-ej2wr5bg2v Před 2 lety +41

      It was funny when he'd skip a reporters question he didn't wanna answer, so the next reporter would ask the same sh!t. Lol

  • @irmarfrank1005
    @irmarfrank1005 Před 2 lety +505

    I had forgotten all about Melania until you mentioned her. She really didn't make her mark, forgettable.

  • @Matt-fl8uy
    @Matt-fl8uy Před 2 lety +68

    Gotta love that the president known for telling "alternative facts" is the one to bring you Truth Social. They truly have detached from reality.

    • @Sharyk808
      @Sharyk808 Před 2 lety +3

      He has a difficult time pronouncing “truth”.

    • @exessex3522
      @exessex3522 Před 2 lety +3

      Both "truly" and "socially".

    • @kimberlychristine634
      @kimberlychristine634 Před 2 lety +3

      These people think 1984 is an instruction manual.

    • @martinbaker2322
      @martinbaker2322 Před 2 lety +2

      Well, at least he's highly qualified to identify when someone is being dishonest. Oh, well, maybe not. Not in himself, and he doesn't seem to be able to distinguish between not liking what somebody says and that person being dishonest. He really does operate like a child - which shouldn't be surprising since he once stated that he hasn't changed from how he was in first grade, a child.

    • @particleboy3584
      @particleboy3584 Před 2 lety +2

      They were never attached to the truth to begin with.

  • @niuog
    @niuog Před 2 lety +15

    She was wiping the board clean when Jimmy asked the last question. No fair!!!

  • @garyglaser4998
    @garyglaser4998 Před 2 lety +195

    Carla wasn't ready for the final question. She was erasing her board, thinking it would be another board question when Jimmy suddenly asked a buzzer question.

    • @larrygarland3728
      @larrygarland3728 Před 2 lety +28

      Exactly!

    • @ZackWilliams_TheProducer
      @ZackWilliams_TheProducer Před 2 lety +12

      And she lost

    • @nikkicat254
      @nikkicat254 Před 2 lety +40

      Yeah, he should have asked if they were ready, before asking the question, she was trying to be nice and clean up after herself, and paid the price in the end, which kinda makes the old saying " nice guys/gals finish last " to be true!

    • @3d20gaming
      @3d20gaming Před 2 lety +24

      thats true but she also wrote for like 14 seconds lol started early and ended late

    • @medic-iw6qx
      @medic-iw6qx Před 2 lety +20

      That’s a shame, but if Harry is a true gentleman he’d offer Carla to stay too.
      From his demeanour though, I’m guessing not.

  • @mikeoxbig9392
    @mikeoxbig9392 Před 2 lety +135

    Plaintiff 45 can’t even stomach an interview, but he tells his cult to fight like hell 😆

    • @grahammcfadyenhill9555
      @grahammcfadyenhill9555 Před 2 lety +15

      He never was very brave. Fred sent Donald off to Military School so he wouldn't be beaten up by the girls' volleyball team.

    • @mordosamsonite5833
      @mordosamsonite5833 Před 2 lety +5

      @@grahammcfadyenhill9555 he still gets beaten by the girls.

    • @miapdx503
      @miapdx503 Před 2 lety +2

      Just like his insurrection. He watched from an undisclosed location while his kkkult did his dirt.

    • @debnelson5522
      @debnelson5522 Před 2 lety +6

      Mike oxbig- it should be defendant 45. Either way, I love it! We should all refer to trump as that!

    • @joemama-bs2ze
      @joemama-bs2ze Před 2 lety +4

      " plaintiff 45 " ...😆

  • @garylawless3608
    @garylawless3608 Před 2 lety +18

    Poor Carla got shafted on the last question in that quiz. She was expecting another written question and was cleaning the white board.

    • @chaos2255
      @chaos2255 Před 2 lety +4

      I know bro I noticed that too not fair man

    • @karmatron03
      @karmatron03 Před 2 lety +3

      Yes!!! You right hopefully they see the comments in here and give her a room also

    • @johnnyhunter
      @johnnyhunter Před 2 lety

      @@karmatron03 Honestly I think they always give all contestants the same prize just for playing but have to make it seem like someone “won”.

  • @hostelshub1499
    @hostelshub1499 Před 2 lety +6

    Hostels are the best thing in the world to stay, make friends and enjoy a trip

  • @gregmuon
    @gregmuon Před 2 lety +270

    The thing about tech companies is that they require smart people to make them work, not Devin Nunes.

    • @deniseandrews113
      @deniseandrews113 Před 2 lety +1

      His cow would do a better job!😅

    • @CharleyMK9867
      @CharleyMK9867 Před 2 lety +4

      Greg B • hahaha so true 😂🤣🤣🤣🤣😆

    • @blakethegreatone2058
      @blakethegreatone2058 Před 2 lety

      That's bad news for democrats who want a job at a tech company.

    • @robertandhollyscorpiofan2697
      @robertandhollyscorpiofan2697 Před 2 lety

      Erm, no.
      Pre-pandemic, facebook CEO mark Zuckerberg had to go before a senate sub-committee to testify about something.
      He was asked repeatedly about a “business plan,” he couldn’t answer.

    • @reginaargentin2864
      @reginaargentin2864 Před 2 lety

      and creativity something the republicans lack

  • @christinaulibarri4777
    @christinaulibarri4777 Před 2 lety +443

    One good thing about lie social is Nunez is no longer in Congress.

    • @mxylpx
      @mxylpx Před 2 lety

      Hope he returns under the rock from whence he came.

    • @Woosaidthat
      @Woosaidthat Před 2 lety +21

      Amen to that! He was central California’s MTG

    • @p.w.7493
      @p.w.7493 Před 2 lety +15

      Best thing to happen to him in Congress since he first started there ... he LEFT!!💯

    • @susanford2388
      @susanford2388 Před 2 lety +6

      I thought it was Trothe Central. Am I wrong. But indeed I agree the odious Nunez is out for now at least.

    • @phriedokra6158
      @phriedokra6158 Před 2 lety

      moo moo
      splatter..cow patty sound effect
      chew cud

  • @magdastojkovic54
    @magdastojkovic54 Před 2 lety +53

    A message from Slovenia: she is really not our pride. 😫 She doesn’t represent our values in any way. If you want a good representation of Slovenia, look at Luka Doncic ❤️: hardworking, humble and with a sense of humour.

  • @iamdyaphena4536
    @iamdyaphena4536 Před 2 lety +13

    Lou Wilson is THE reason I may start watching Kimmel. If he shows up more, at least.

  • @seraphonica
    @seraphonica Před 2 lety +108

    "Very dishonest" was probably referring to the next thing on his to-do list, in fairness.

    • @Shinmsl
      @Shinmsl Před 2 lety +2

      "back to doing my favorite thing in the world: being very dishonest!"

    • @someguy4911
      @someguy4911 Před 2 lety

      Or he was checking off that interview from his checklist which read "be very dishonest"

  • @mikeoxbig9392
    @mikeoxbig9392 Před 2 lety +310

    The only time I’d be interested in hearing or reading about Donald Trump is when it’s time to read his eulogy.

  • @michaelbrucato7180
    @michaelbrucato7180 Před 2 lety +9

    I'm just here for Lou Wilson.
    Go Lou!!!!

  • @charlesamitchem3487
    @charlesamitchem3487 Před 2 lety +150

    For someone who hates the "fake media", Trump sure likes to be interviewed! 🤡

    • @debnelson5522
      @debnelson5522 Před 2 lety +4

      Charles a Mitchell- good point!

    • @tx_gal6518
      @tx_gal6518 Před 2 lety +3

      Every pronouncement he makes should be questioned. By now it should be obvious that he LOVES the fake media - and I mean the TRULY FAKE media. Long before that reality show that keeps getting mentioned, he built name recognition from tons of made up National Enquirer stories and tv tabloids from the 80s and 90s. He forced himself onto movie sets to make himself seem relevant in popular culture. He created a fake persona to call the media and report lies about his wealth, his business acumen, and all the women he claimed to date. He had himself photographed on fake magazine covers to hang up in his office in the background for interviews.
      He has always understood how easy it was to manipulate the media. He has always understood how easy it was to manipulate the public. He has been practicing it for decades and WE were stupid to allow him into our government.
      He's still laughing at all of us that he has made his immature chants and insults part of our daily speech.

    • @debnelson5522
      @debnelson5522 Před 2 lety +2

      @@tx_gal6518 well said

    • @doradennis2409
      @doradennis2409 Před 2 lety +3

      You all are so pathetic for obsessing over a guy who hasn't been in power for 2 years now.

    • @debnelson5522
      @debnelson5522 Před 2 lety +8

      @@doradennis2409 yes, he's gone but not really. He's keeping his grip on republicans and they are all acting like him. Almost to the point of worshipping him. I'm all for not talking about trump. If we make him not relevant anymore, that would drive him insane.

  • @skippysimon
    @skippysimon Před 2 lety +252

    'very dishonest' defines trump perfectly!!!

    • @mikelytou
      @mikelytou Před 2 lety +10

      Nope, "very dishonest" is something I would say about someone who doesn't tell the complete truth at least 50% of all cases.
      We all know trump is close to 100% lies, and on top of that he's so many more things, like a narcissist, a populist, a traitor, a wannabe autocrat, this list could go on and on, and unless you find an expression that includes all of this, it's not perfect.

    • @skippysimon
      @skippysimon Před 2 lety +6

      @@mikelytou I stand corrected...thank you!!!

    • @mattfetter4123
      @mattfetter4123 Před 2 lety +4

      @@I-dont-reply past or present?

    • @CarmelloYello
      @CarmelloYello Před 2 lety +6

      @@I-dont-reply I bet you’re too slow to see the complete irony of your comment.

    • @I-dont-reply
      @I-dont-reply Před 2 lety

      @@CarmelloYello what’s wrong? I said I liked the guy. Are u mad cause I called his son what we already know he is / was? Is he your son? Hahaha

  • @user-EzioCoats
    @user-EzioCoats Před 2 lety +455

    The best way to reveal how trump truly is is by him believing all cameras are off . As along as he knows there’s a camera on him he gonna play his con.

    • @peace4myheart
      @peace4myheart Před 2 lety +46

      Or just praise him and he will tell you everything.

    • @minibixxx
      @minibixxx Před 2 lety +26

      You can bet the camera person drools a little when he hears « turn the camera off »

    • @-HighTide
      @-HighTide Před 2 lety +22

      But he is stupid enough to believe it when he's told that the camera is off.

    • @Sharyk808
      @Sharyk808 Před 2 lety +9

      It’s ok if he tells them turn the camera off. You can be a repub for 2min and lie. Just keep the audio hot.

    • @eternalskeptic
      @eternalskeptic Před 2 lety +6

      So what you're saying is the camera has been on non-stop since June 14, 1946?!

  • @hopesnopes
    @hopesnopes Před 2 lety +6

    Jimmy, you always make me feel better, no matter how weird things get. You take care of yourself!!

  • @wunderwerks7826
    @wunderwerks7826 Před 2 lety +15

    Need more Lou Wilson!

  • @H0lland0ates79
    @H0lland0ates79 Před 2 lety +117

    Truth social is the new Trump University 🤣

    • @agny369
      @agny369 Před 2 lety

      Literally every idea that trump has ever come up with follows the trump university model. Baffle em with bullshit

    • @BigWilt2000
      @BigWilt2000 Před 2 lety +3

      Don’t even remind me of TU 😂😂😂

    • @miapdx503
      @miapdx503 Před 2 lety +2

      The latest failure...

    • @trend-o-rama_studios
      @trend-o-rama_studios Před 2 lety

      Trump Steaks
      Trump University
      Trump Champaign
      Trump Casinos
      Trump Deodorant
      Trump Ice Bottled Water

    • @oldsesalt8496
      @oldsesalt8496 Před 2 lety +2

      Thank god he only screwed rich guys this time.

  • @freefalln
    @freefalln Před 2 lety +16

    Melania 52 years old??....about time for Mango Mussolini to get a newer model!!

    • @missyreed1804
      @missyreed1804 Před 2 lety +6

      True, but who would want him?

    • @freefalln
      @freefalln Před 2 lety

      @@missyreed1804True..he can only pay for hookers at this point, and I am sure she has an iron clad prenuptial. And, I am pretty sure she despises him! But had to throw the comment out...Would be just like him 10 years ago, throw out the old, in with the new!

    • @joenarbaiz1640
      @joenarbaiz1640 Před 2 lety +2

      @@missyreed1804 Why did his other wives want him?

    • @robertandhollyscorpiofan2697
      @robertandhollyscorpiofan2697 Před 2 lety

      @@missyreed1804 does he give ivanka a choice?

    • @robertandhollyscorpiofan2697
      @robertandhollyscorpiofan2697 Před 2 lety +2

      @@joenarbaiz1640 $$$$$$$$$

  • @wickertwm
    @wickertwm Před 2 lety +33

    That last question was not fair, Carla was being responsible and cleaning her white board when the question was asked and did not have time to hit the buzzer. She deserves a runner up gift

    • @synapticdragon2157
      @synapticdragon2157 Před 2 lety

      She got one.. a luffa and some shampoo

    • @michaeljohnangel6359
      @michaeljohnangel6359 Před 2 lety +5

      That's absolutely right. She deserves a BIG runner-up gift. Shame, Jimmy!!!

    • @EmpyreanLightASMR
      @EmpyreanLightASMR Před 2 lety +1

      She didn't know the answer anyway, or at least that was how she reacted.

    • @rolandkloka
      @rolandkloka Před 2 lety +4

      Carla was robbed

    • @johnhernandez7954
      @johnhernandez7954 Před 2 lety +2

      Carla got the runner up gift, the luffa. Look, the prize was free night in a hotel with free room service there is no excuse that she wasn't ready and to be quite honest, the British guy was very cordial to his opponent and why not, he will be sleeping good with his prize and a . memorable vacation.

  • @keithperdue4993
    @keithperdue4993 Před 2 lety +8

    Remember when trying to overthrow the govt was a no-no?

  • @Barreloffish
    @Barreloffish Před 2 lety +76

    She was surprised when he hit the button during the tie breaker because she was cleaning the board. I think she probably thought they would have to write down the answer again.

    • @milesgillespie6665
      @milesgillespie6665 Před 2 lety +14

      I was surprised too when I heard the bell. I thought for sure it was going to be another written question. Why on earth would they give them erasers?

    • @thend4427
      @thend4427 Před 2 lety +6

      Yeah totally unfair oh well

    • @michaelrg3836
      @michaelrg3836 Před 2 lety +4

      And it was the easiest question! Oh well

    • @waliabro5029
      @waliabro5029 Před 2 lety +5

      @@thend4427 @Michael no, not oh well; this is a miscarriage of justice! 🥺😭 Even for the other two questions, she definitely knew the answers, but simply did not hit the buzzer on time because the other guy had his hands already hovering over the buzzer... which I think is practically unfair.
      Jimmy Kimble, please remedy this on tomorrow's show! 🥺😭

    • @Tedvirgeliz19
      @Tedvirgeliz19 Před 2 lety +9

      I know it’s just a game but you should spring for a second room for Carla. Bad taste in my mouth over this one. A shorter table would have given Carla the advantage the tall dude had. Not fun.

  • @tr7b410
    @tr7b410 Před 2 lety +362

    Listening to Trump talk about how tough he would be on Putin during his P-Morgan interview would have been funny if not for how scared he is of Putin & his dossier on his derriere.🎥

    • @population-_-420
      @population-_-420 Před 2 lety +33

      Conservatives saying tRump is bck on Twitter but doesn't change the fact that Biden still won ! 💯😏

    • @andrewlopez8214
      @andrewlopez8214 Před 2 lety +3

      In your dreams.

    • @s.d.c5513
      @s.d.c5513 Před 2 lety +24

      @@andrewlopez8214
      No. That's reality

    • @robvangessel3766
      @robvangessel3766 Před 2 lety +1

      Trump is beholden to Putin and Russia's oligarchs, having needed to launder money and do lots of transactions over there since the early 2000s. The nearest thing to showing any guts Trump is capable of is hiding in the bunker beneath the Oval Office.

    • @richardmaclean7581
      @richardmaclean7581 Před 2 lety +12

      @@population-_-420
      If Trump was elected two terms… He can’t run for a third 🤣

  • @janiceconnett3192
    @janiceconnett3192 Před 2 lety +3

    MORE of Guillermo!!!1 He is such a funny guy in a quiet way!

  • @gtaylor6937
    @gtaylor6937 Před 2 lety +14

    Wow, Melania was once a real human being! That picture of her so young is amazing - there was actually someone in there!

    • @miapdx503
      @miapdx503 Před 2 lety +4

      I think they replaced her with robotics...

    • @petesmart1983
      @petesmart1983 Před 2 lety +1

      Cause if she wants to be rich and everything she wants she has to keep quiet

    • @miapdx503
      @miapdx503 Před 2 lety

      @@petesmart1983 he owns her. Have you seen her porn? She's a porn star for real. Then imagine his private collection, I'm sure it's hard core, way worse than what we've seen. He's learned from his buddy Putin... *compromat!*

  • @Red1Moon
    @Red1Moon Před 2 lety +449

    the man who told 25,000 lies during his presidency just called Morgan very dishonest.

  • @UncleEbenezer77
    @UncleEbenezer77 Před 2 lety +128

    To pat myself on the back a lil, I’ve called him “Trumplethinskin” since long before he was elected. And those who unconditionally adore him are “Trumpkins”.

    • @breakmylegs7294
      @breakmylegs7294 Před 2 lety

      I can top that mike, I coined the term southern white bible trash

    • @BaconTomatoCheese
      @BaconTomatoCheese Před 2 lety +9

      Or trumplicans… That works too

    • @bubbispapa2053
      @bubbispapa2053 Před 2 lety +9

      I started calling him and his "Sugar Vladdy" the mash-up name of Trumputin. Just like Beniffer or Branjolina. Since they're officially a couple now. 👬💏

    • @WorkHardBeNice
      @WorkHardBeNice Před 2 lety

      So witty. Your mothers must be SO proud!

    • @michaeljohnangel6359
      @michaeljohnangel6359 Před 2 lety +6

      I prefer to call them Trumpanzees.

  • @jessstuart7495
    @jessstuart7495 Před 2 lety +15

    Putting truth in the name of a right-wing social media platform, is like putting "Healthy" in front of Carl's Jr.

  • @cleanmyshortsdavidtrucchio4502

    Jim should have asked if they wanted to share the room 🤣🤣

  • @iliketowatch.
    @iliketowatch. Před 2 lety +141

    (2:53) "We've just opened this thing wide up..."
    Devin Numbnuts has spoken like the experienced tech leader he is.
    (By the way, his real background is in dairy farming, as he reveals by showing he can with shovel manure with the best of them.)

    • @grahammcfadyenhill9555
      @grahammcfadyenhill9555 Před 2 lety +7

      I can hear Dad Nunes talking to Devin out in the barn..."No, no, no, Devin, milk white, poop brown".

    • @p.w.7493
      @p.w.7493 Před 2 lety +1

      Talk about a 'low blow', lol!😁💯

    • @lindadeal3344
      @lindadeal3344 Před 2 lety +3

      And the milk curdled and so did Nunez!!

    • @janicebillingsley1287
      @janicebillingsley1287 Před 2 lety +2

      @@grahammcfadyenhill9555 so funny!!! "If we mix both can we make chocolate milk Dad?"

    • @lindadeal3344
      @lindadeal3344 Před 2 lety

      You would hope California would have done something about Nunez before as he loves Trump world and was so anxious to prove his worth to make America a monarchy. He should be before a firing squad with Trump.pp

  • @danrion8839
    @danrion8839 Před 2 lety +8

    Donald Trump destroy Republican party single handedly. Party of Lincoln goes straight down into Toilet of Trump with fifteen flushes.

  • @LostLeftyLimb
    @LostLeftyLimb Před 2 lety +2

    No fair Karla was being nice and cleaning the white board for the last question.

  • @Jenniegirlz
    @Jenniegirlz Před 2 lety +7

    Dimension20 fans know that Lou Wilson is the best!

  • @tracychristenson177
    @tracychristenson177 Před 2 lety +132

    I actually like that early photo of Melania. She looked like a real human being instead on an aging Barbie doll with a squint and a bad attitude. Marrying Trump changed her for the worse.

    • @grahammcfadyenhill9555
      @grahammcfadyenhill9555 Před 2 lety +20

      She has had a little work done, eh?

    • @worldcitizeng6507
      @worldcitizeng6507 Před 2 lety +17

      Money is all she cares about

    • @janelliot5643
      @janelliot5643 Před 2 lety +9

      Find the Larry King interview with her and her new husband. It is tragic to contrast how unhappy she is now

    • @judyweeks1480
      @judyweeks1480 Před 2 lety

      She looks more like a bitter Barbie...

    • @coolcat6303
      @coolcat6303 Před 2 lety

      She’s about as dull and lifeless as a Department store mannequin.

  • @TRE45ON.is.Bat5hit.Crazy.U.S.G

    Trump can be such drama queen when things don't go his way...And they said women were too emotional to be president.. Trump's the biggest Karen!!!😁

  • @RootlessCosmicWanderer
    @RootlessCosmicWanderer Před 2 lety +1

    Wow. I always come here only for the monologues but that game at the end had me at the edge of my sit (by which I mean bed).

  • @robertoibarramendez9584
    @robertoibarramendez9584 Před 2 lety +3

    One of the coolest contest I've seen! So cool to hook up these young people with something they will enjoy and will influence for their rest of their life. Fill our youth with worthy experiences

  • @DRNT940
    @DRNT940 Před 2 lety +40

    The last thing we heard him say when he thought he wasn't reordered. "Very dishonest". I'm sure he will spin that to but it shows his previous spin the interview as having gone well and not being mad was bullshit.

  • @teanavann8541
    @teanavann8541 Před 2 lety +80

    You did Carla wrong/bad. She was erasing her board when you asked the question. She deserves an upgraded hotel room too.

    • @judyweeks1480
      @judyweeks1480 Před 2 lety +10

      Yes, they both should have got one...

    • @justmyopinion2
      @justmyopinion2 Před 2 lety +10

      That really bothered me too!

    • @TigerGreene
      @TigerGreene Před 2 lety +2

      You snooze, you lose!

    • @ebeb516
      @ebeb516 Před 2 lety +3

      She needed pointers on keeping her hand close to the button .

    • @sheilaboston7051
      @sheilaboston7051 Před 2 lety +8

      Big enough room - that guy should offer to share it with her.

  • @catherinequihuiz9691
    @catherinequihuiz9691 Před 2 lety +8

    Jimmy, you never disappoint, I can't stop laughing.

  • @stephenshortt427
    @stephenshortt427 Před 2 lety +2

    I thought Jimmie should of gave both those contestants the upper class hotel regardless of a winner. That I thought was rude and uncalled for.

  • @Dbeckdesign68
    @Dbeckdesign68 Před 2 lety +27

    Aww they should’ve given her a room too! Funny segment though

    • @DarrylErentzen
      @DarrylErentzen Před 2 lety +3

      Maybe the guy will share... 👫

    • @TigerGreene
      @TigerGreene Před 2 lety

      The British guy has plenty of room in his luxury bed... :-)

  • @CB_ChaosLove
    @CB_ChaosLove Před 2 lety +5

    Dang, Carla wasn’t ready for the last question!

  • @jamesschott2870
    @jamesschott2870 Před 2 lety

    Thank you Jimmy for your comedy....and honesty, love it buddy...!!!

  • @neilonaniet
    @neilonaniet Před 2 lety

    Carla! What were you doing cleaning your whiteboard when you should have been pressing the buzzer? LOL

  • @mikeoxbig9392
    @mikeoxbig9392 Před 2 lety +249

    Donald Trump: Covfefe.
    Judge: That’s not a legal argument.

    • @tuyenle8107
      @tuyenle8107 Před 2 lety +1

      trump 4ever 😜😂😂🤪

    • @p.w.7493
      @p.w.7493 Před 2 lety +9

      @@tuyenle8107
      More like 4never, lol!!😁😂🤣🤣💯

    • @beverlyswartz3486
      @beverlyswartz3486 Před 2 lety +1

      😄😄😄😄😁😆😁😄 and then some.

    • @irvinreyes3448
      @irvinreyes3448 Před 2 lety

      @@p.w.7493Democrats are doing so bad ! Biden aproval rating is so low. we are taking the house and the senate. Trump is coming back just wait and see lmao. you can laugh now but we will have the last laugh

    • @Markle2k
      @Markle2k Před 2 lety +1

      @Candice Lynn Nice burn.

  • @visariosorino8034
    @visariosorino8034 Před 2 lety +92

    Love you Jimmy Kimmel, your show is terrific. Best talk show on the air right now. You rock Jimmy. 😇 🤗😉❤💙

  • @braindedpxl
    @braindedpxl Před 2 lety +2

    Carla understands the definition of “irony” better than some Americans, I think…

  • @anabaird3835
    @anabaird3835 Před 2 lety +2

    "TURN THE CAMERA OFF!"
    🤣🤣. He thinks he can run every show in town.

  • @ricksanchez9732
    @ricksanchez9732 Před 2 lety +20

    Bruh. You did Carla dirty by not saying the final question no longer required a whiteboard. You best hook her up

    • @nobodyspecial1541
      @nobodyspecial1541 Před 2 lety +3

      I agree....that was dirty Sanchez.

    • @ricksanchez9732
      @ricksanchez9732 Před 2 lety +2

      @@nobodyspecial1541 I see what you did there lmao

    • @TigerGreene
      @TigerGreene Před 2 lety

      The British guy is gonna do her dirty when she sleeps over in his luxury room... :-)

  • @evandestiche
    @evandestiche Před 2 lety +8

    I've stayed in waaaaay sketchier hostels than that one.

  • @Checkerdshades
    @Checkerdshades Před 2 lety

    The face I made when I realized The Lou Wilson is on Kimmel was amazing! Downtown Kingston Brown!!

  • @TheNocturnalLogician
    @TheNocturnalLogician Před 2 lety

    I love you, LOU! I can't wait to see today's episode of Starstruck! THE BALL IS ROLLING UP!!!

  • @McLKeith
    @McLKeith Před 2 lety +244

    "The president is not sending out truths yet, right?" The former president never tells the truth.

    • @Barreloffish
      @Barreloffish Před 2 lety +9

      Response: Right, only lies.

    • @nizzisnice5478
      @nizzisnice5478 Před 2 lety +4

      why is he still of any relevance in your life?

    • @dozzer009
      @dozzer009 Před 2 lety +9

      @@nizzisnice5478
      More like why is he somehow still relevant?? Nothing more than a one trick pony and a never ending grifter.

    • @nizzisnice5478
      @nizzisnice5478 Před 2 lety +1

      @@dozzer009 right and with that being the opinion of most of the left wing it would make sense to stop letting him live rent free in their heads

    • @user-ej2wr5bg2v
      @user-ej2wr5bg2v Před 2 lety

      @@nizzisnice5478 why is the 2020 election that he lost still relevant in his life? And does it really bother u that they're making fun of him? Fuk him n biden and all politicians.

  • @Duh6666666
    @Duh6666666 Před 2 lety +16

    That over-long red tie surely has to mean that he has an inadequacy complex of some kind...

    • @lisabishop6266
      @lisabishop6266 Před 2 lety

      Or he uses it to cover his belt so you don't see it's on its last notch and he needs a bigger one!!! My dad passed away at 63 from liver cancer and even right before he passed, I don't think his belly was as big as Orangemans !!! And he gained a ton of water weight from his body shutting down.

  • @garrrgoyle3239
    @garrrgoyle3239 Před 2 lety +7

    Way to go, Gunnie! Great job delivering the laughs on this spot!

  • @jeffmakeasound1518
    @jeffmakeasound1518 Před 2 lety

    I truly hope they shared that place like civil humans!

  • @kimberlyokrenuk8474
    @kimberlyokrenuk8474 Před 2 lety +34

    DiaperDon says he won’t go back to Twitter, but we all know once his ban is lifted his 1st tweet will say, ‘I didn’t want to come back, but A LOT of people were saying... uh sir uh we really want you back’ he will blame everyone else per usual

    • @missyreed1804
      @missyreed1804 Před 2 lety +5

      Sounds about right

    • @paulpaul9226
      @paulpaul9226 Před 2 lety

      Pfizer needs to come up with a Trump derangement syndrome vaccine

    • @agny369
      @agny369 Před 2 lety +2

      Whenever he says sir that’s his tell that the next story is complete bullshit

    • @macnavi
      @macnavi Před 2 lety

      Sounds like you got to know him through the years. 😁

    • @robertandhollyscorpiofan2697
      @robertandhollyscorpiofan2697 Před 2 lety

      Does he need to come back to twitter?
      Doesn’t he have his “own” social media platform?

  • @slh950
    @slh950 Před 2 lety +5

    aw ... I thought you were going to give them both a room at the end

    • @davidirwin4067
      @davidirwin4067 Před 2 lety +2

      Me also. It seems unfortunate and sort of petty not to do so.

  • @1SaG
    @1SaG Před 2 lety +24

    I think I speak for everyone here when I say that Carla is freakin adorable. Hope you guys didn't send her back to the hostel after all.

    • @MayTheSchwartzBeWithYou
      @MayTheSchwartzBeWithYou Před 2 lety

      Why does she deserve a room upgrade, and the other people staying at the hostel don't?

  • @phriedokra6158
    @phriedokra6158 Před 2 lety

    been waiting on this Piers video

  • @davidbryden7904
    @davidbryden7904 Před 2 lety +4

    Fun fact: the (longest) Los Angeles River is less than 20 miles long! 🙄

    • @mariag.8242
      @mariag.8242 Před 2 lety

      Thanks - I know very little about LA except that it’s near desert country and I’d never heard of any rivers

    • @davidlundquist1979
      @davidlundquist1979 Před 2 lety

      It's also rarely a river. Usually it's more of a free dump.

  • @janlam01
    @janlam01 Před 2 lety +8

    like it when the post the monologue on CZcams before the actual airtime on television. (I'm in eastern time)

  • @biggysmoov5877
    @biggysmoov5877 Před 2 lety +1

    Kimmel is awesome......luv the show .....best wishes from Germany

  • @bobbiberry1398
    @bobbiberry1398 Před 2 lety

    Hostel la Vista was delightful! Great segment, they chose the perfect contestants.

  • @lillyanderson3623
    @lillyanderson3623 Před 2 lety +23

    Keep up the great work Jimmy Kimmel and Guillermo!! 🤗💕💕💕

  • @04279
    @04279 Před 2 lety +18

    The questions at the end are interesting, but: Why would anybody needs to know some Kardashian family members?

    • @jozz2248
      @jozz2248 Před 2 lety +3

      So tired of them... unsubbed from a news site that "reported" on Kim joining TikTok. Who TF cares? and if you do f'ing why?

  • @johnfachy393
    @johnfachy393 Před 2 lety

    Love the escape humor, we really need this now!!

  • @TerryVogelaar
    @TerryVogelaar Před 2 lety +6

    Why is Devin Nunes in charge of Truth Social? Trump probably wanted to try out the new platform by writing "Send Nudes" but made a typo...

  • @danielpinojr.8312
    @danielpinojr.8312 Před 2 lety +35

    Definitely play more "Hostel LA Vista" in the future! That was awesome!!

    • @mxylpx
      @mxylpx Před 2 lety +3

      Saving young people from Hostels

    • @elizabethduval7562
      @elizabethduval7562 Před 2 lety +1

      @@mxylpx hostels are not just for the young...i often stay in them. one can travel a whole lot more if one only has to pay $30/night vs $200/ night. Granted, i don't usually sleep so well...

    • @gabye.
      @gabye. Před 2 lety +2

      The British guy had way to much advantage. She had to translate first before answering, which was unfair
      Next time, two people from non English speaking countries.

  • @oldspen85
    @oldspen85 Před 2 lety +7

    Did he just say 52? I thought she was 60 at least. Wow!!! Time is not her friend.

  • @DVRMNaitor
    @DVRMNaitor Před 2 lety +1

    Jamás pensé escuchar Barbastro en Jimmy Kimmel. Bien jugado Carla!

  • @dubbwire3198
    @dubbwire3198 Před 2 lety +1

    Carla WON TOO! They both were great. Loved her!

  • @joko09010
    @joko09010 Před 2 lety +37

    Good. Nunes fails miserably.

  • @noaht3087
    @noaht3087 Před 2 lety +85

    Truth Social? I think we can all I agree no one's going to use that. Trump wants to be back on Twitter, I'm pretty sure Elon Musk is going to make that happen. I would put good money on the fact that as soon as Trump is back on Twitter... Truth Social dissolves as fast as the morals of Republicans the day after January 6th! 😅

    • @DavidfromBA
      @DavidfromBA Před 2 lety +23

      You mean they had morals on January 5th?

    • @tuyenle8107
      @tuyenle8107 Před 2 lety

      trump 4ever 🤣😂😜🤪

    • @md61211
      @md61211 Před 2 lety

      And any idiots who invested in it deserve to lose their money. Everything he touches turns to sh1t.

    • @poorthing
      @poorthing Před 2 lety +4

      @@DavidfromBA love your comment..made me laugh

    • @poorthing
      @poorthing Před 2 lety +14

      @@tuyenle8107 Trump4NEVER

  • @hostel.consulting7658
    @hostel.consulting7658 Před 2 lety +6

    We challenge Jimmy Kimmel!!!! Let us pick a USA hostel for him to stay at (he can have a private room - YES, hostels have private rooms!) and blow his mind with how positive and non-flea ridden the experience is!

    • @damyst
      @damyst Před 2 lety +2

      Hostel private rooms are a much better deal than most hotels. The price is often about the same, but the experience is so much better. We travel this way wherever we can.

    • @MayTheSchwartzBeWithYou
      @MayTheSchwartzBeWithYou Před 2 lety

      lol. It's all in good fun. Hostels and luxury hotels have two completely different target markets anyway.

  • @comradebonespurs9353
    @comradebonespurs9353 Před 2 lety +1

    Who thought of calling Trump Trumplethinskin? Hats off, that's awesome. And absolutely bang on the nail.

  • @tonib.3016
    @tonib.3016 Před 2 lety +5

    Jimmy come on...the woman had a tennis pavilion built at the White House. That's like...super amazing!!! 🤪🤪🤪

    • @davidweyant9356
      @davidweyant9356 Před 2 lety +7

      She destroyed the Rose Garden that had been there for decades.

    • @marionpritchard1513
      @marionpritchard1513 Před 2 lety +6

      And let’s not forget about the ugly red Christmas trees!

    • @tonib.3016
      @tonib.3016 Před 2 lety +2

      @@davidweyant9356 but she scooped out a little bit of dirt wearing her spike heels 👠 so someone else could plant a tree...that totally makes up for destroying the rose garden IMHO 🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️

    • @tonib.3016
      @tonib.3016 Před 2 lety +2

      @@marionpritchard1513 omg those things reminded me of used tampons 🤣

    • @davidweyant9356
      @davidweyant9356 Před 2 lety +1

      @@tonib.3016 Toni you are killing me 🤣🤣🤣.

  • @joblessbum7
    @joblessbum7 Před 2 lety +30

    Carla wasnt ready for the last question. She thought it was going to be a written question so she was wiping off the board when Jimmy read the question and before carla even knew what was going on, the other guy hit the buzzer and won the game. Jimmy should have been more specific that it wasnt another written question

    • @FrankieBeanss
      @FrankieBeanss Před 2 lety +2

      she also had a head start and started writing before time

    • @dreednlb
      @dreednlb Před 2 lety +10

      He should invite her over to the room. 😉

    • @michaelmccoy1794
      @michaelmccoy1794 Před 2 lety +8

      Yeah she was robbed.

    • @joblessbum7
      @joblessbum7 Před 2 lety +3

      @@dreednlb - I would have

    • @themachine8009
      @themachine8009 Před 2 lety +2

      Exactly. Thank you. She would’ve won

  • @mrm3800
    @mrm3800 Před 2 lety

    Mr Fallon you always make me smile!

  • @teresaf991
    @teresaf991 Před 2 lety

    I hope privately the show gave them.both a suite. That ad made that look like a plain hotel room. But room service included. Cool.

  • @melektwelve6451
    @melektwelve6451 Před 2 lety +3

    Sorry, but today is an American icon's birthday. Happy 89th Carol Burnett!!! Who cares about Melania?
    Get your priorities right Jimmy. Melania is due to be traded in for a more recent model anyway.
    Carol will always be a priceless classic.

    • @agny369
      @agny369 Před 2 lety

      Nothing against carol burnett but doesn’t appear that anyone really cares about her either.
      Celebrity worship is part of the rot in this society

    • @melektwelve6451
      @melektwelve6451 Před 2 lety

      @@agny369 who doesn't love Carol? Only people who've never been loved. Guess you didn't like Betty.White either.
      You can keep Melanie. You deserve her. And you are talking about loved icos? Versus hateful b's

  • @d_time7877
    @d_time7877 Před 2 lety +17

    I want Mr. Guillermo's iconic laugh to be my ringtone!
    I love love LOVE this SHOW!!

  • @Pdeloosha
    @Pdeloosha Před 2 lety

    I like when trump introduced Tim Cook from Apple as “Tim Apple” !

  • @edright8881
    @edright8881 Před 2 lety +1

    Jimmy Kimmel you always make me laugh

  • @BusterTucker
    @BusterTucker Před 2 lety +10

    I'm hoping Harry at least invited Carla over for onion rings and a night cap!🥰🤪

  • @solidnem
    @solidnem Před 2 lety +48

    Harry needs to invite Carla to sleep over at his hotel room.
    They can order room service all day and night, rent movies, go swimming and have a freggin blast together.

    • @Barreloffish
      @Barreloffish Před 2 lety +2

      It may sound romantic in your head but they're probably already married or dating someone. Even if none of that, they don't know anything about each other.

    • @worldcitizeng6507
      @worldcitizeng6507 Před 2 lety +1

      Unless he's traveling with his girlfriend 😄

    • @littlemac8673
      @littlemac8673 Před 2 lety

      I would sleep on the couch for Carla. It's still far superior to the fleebag lol

    • @delishdida
      @delishdida Před 2 lety +1

      Yeah if they were single they could share the room. Doesn't matter who won. But I guess they didn't want to share.

    • @peace4myheart
      @peace4myheart Před 2 lety +2

      Technically, he could. Once he is in, he can invite any guests.

  • @cryptoking7093
    @cryptoking7093 Před 2 lety +1

    I made up tRumplethinskin in 2016 and have used it extensively and now Jimmy uses it? 🤣🤘

  • @lanakulik7516
    @lanakulik7516 Před 2 lety +1

    You should have given Carla a hotel upgrade too. Both of them deserve it.