Ted Cruz's Heated Airport Exchange, Unvaxxed Voters Love Trump & Giuliani’s Totally True Putin Story

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  • Spring is upon us, Judge Ketanji Brown Jackson appeared before the Senate Judiciary Committee giving Republican Senators a chance to compete in the Subtle Racism Jamboree, a video of a man who looks suspiciously like Ted Cruz made the rounds after a heated exchange with an airline employee, Rudy Giuliani emerged from his crypt to make an appearance on a Newsmax show called “Wise Guys,” Trump currently leads Biden by 43 points among unvaccinated voters in 2024, a clever bicyclist in D.C. slowed down the big vaccine mandate trucker convoy protest, a Russian burger chain called “Uncle Vanya’s” is making a splash after McDonald’s shut down operation in the country, a dog was put up for adoption for “being gay,” and Cousin Sal stopped by the LA Marathon to cause some trouble.
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  • @chrisjames3087
    @chrisjames3087 Před 2 lety +23

    Ted's own kids won't hug him.

  • @sevenoreo
    @sevenoreo Před 2 lety +74

    As a Canadian, I love the bicycle slow roll for the convoy of nonsense

    • @PK-bh1ww
      @PK-bh1ww Před 2 lety +1

      Me too It was hilarious! Wish I had thought of doing that and could. :-)

    • @andyreidsmustache9247
      @andyreidsmustache9247 Před 2 lety +1

      Just wait until they get a convoy of bicycles.

  • @smokeydoke100
    @smokeydoke100 Před 2 lety +30

    I can't even imagine the damage he must have done to that poor city when he was mayor.

  • @bullrider6264
    @bullrider6264 Před 2 lety +55

    Thanks Jimmy, this is a perfect reason why we are going to Vote BLUE and safe our Democracy and constitution from these morons.

    • @oldeskoolnana7543
      @oldeskoolnana7543 Před 2 lety +3

      Thank you. ✌🌻

    • @peggyivey5828
      @peggyivey5828 Před 2 lety +3

      You voted for a dementia patient. It is not the conservatives trying to change the constitution.

    • @simplyformusic2974
      @simplyformusic2974 Před 2 lety +3

      I fell sad when I realised how much truth is being changed or obscured in the American media.

    • @ssglbc1875
      @ssglbc1875 Před 2 lety +4

      Biden sniffs girls hair and forgets what state he’s in and forgot what country was being invaded by iraq

    • @mikesmith3064
      @mikesmith3064 Před 2 lety +2

      U have. Nerve. Look what that old man has done to our country in 2 yrs. How's gas? Hows inflation? How u like the war? You people are mindless sheep zombies created by the media.

  • @DB800187
    @DB800187 Před 2 lety +65

    Rudy is certified batshit crazy!!😂😂

    • @JeepersCreepers58
      @JeepersCreepers58 Před 2 lety

      Don't say bat you may offend China. Don't say *** you may offend the ****. Etc. Wow, the US is really turning towards dictatorship. Thought we used to have freedom of speech. If it looks like a frog and hops like a frog and says ribbit, it's a freaking frog. You call it what it is. I'm not going to call my hamburger a filet mignon.

    • @jimmythebold589
      @jimmythebold589 Před 2 lety +3

      @@JeepersCreepers58 irrelevant blather. non sequitur much?

    • @JeepersCreepers58
      @JeepersCreepers58 Před 2 lety +2

      @@jimmythebold589 My point has been made.

    • @peggyivey5828
      @peggyivey5828 Před 2 lety

      Rudy took down the organized crime families in New York.

  • @lindawilliams429
    @lindawilliams429 Před 2 lety +151

    Ted Cruz probably threw up that "do you know who I am" defense. Sir, everyone knows who you are. But not for the reasons you think.

    • @philipsoppe1948
      @philipsoppe1948 Před 2 lety +16

      He should be put on no flyer lists

    • @dulcieparker7425
      @dulcieparker7425 Před 2 lety +5

      Especially at an airport. No.. we didn't forget, sir! Nice try. Any attention, even bad, is good, I guess. If that's all one can get!

    • @randyronny7735
      @randyronny7735 Před 2 lety +4

      I heard on a tube video that he did do that.

    • @hurithinkbefore1340
      @hurithinkbefore1340 Před 2 lety +1

      "Sir"?

    • @randyronny7735
      @randyronny7735 Před 2 lety +3

      @@JDog_Unchained It was now on CBS and Inside Edition (with partial video).

  • @acikawu-tang5178
    @acikawu-tang5178 Před 2 lety +3

    Yesterday here in Windsor Ontario Canada across Detroit Michigan, we don't have to wear masks any more. And I don't have any shot's, and never got flue shot's ever in my life. Thank God. Let's see, hopefully this lasts.

  • @furball8967
    @furball8967 Před 2 lety +45

    I just laughed the moment Rudy started to laugh 😂 ....they ALL looked ridiculous! Like some ghoulish television sitcom.

    • @jeanneratterman4174
      @jeanneratterman4174 Před 2 lety +4

      Creep-fest. Uerrrgh!

    • @blairbrown4812
      @blairbrown4812 Před 2 lety +1

      The whole reason the show is called, "Wiseguys," is because the entire cast is likely made up of mafiaoso that Rudy struggled for most of his young life to put away and now must work alongside because they are the only ones who will barely 🙄 tolerate him now.😒

    • @AlaneLane
      @AlaneLane Před 2 lety

      I know 🤣🤣🤣

  • @cyriewilson3170
    @cyriewilson3170 Před 2 lety +14

    If they’re hugging Ted Cruz; it to subtlety check him for a weapon.

  • @Aalisrocklist
    @Aalisrocklist Před 2 lety +67

    someone from the Giuliani family please put Rudy in assisted living before he gets himself hurt or something ffs

    • @MultiMicelle
      @MultiMicelle Před 2 lety +4

      Sorry, but Biden needs to be in old people home more than Rudy, my god, falling down the steps to air force one, confused all the time, mumbling his speech, forgets where he is at... who, is really running our country?

    • @cryptnick_
      @cryptnick_ Před 2 lety +3

      @@MultiMicelle get bent, maga troll. President Biden fell UP the stairs, as it happens to many other people out there too, even if they're only half President Biden's age.
      trumpy, on the other hand, needed help and a General's hand to tiptoe DOWN a ramp. PATHETIC. 😂😂😂

    • @ToneTraveler
      @ToneTraveler Před 2 lety +2

      @@MultiMicelle I wanted to laugh, (who doesn’t want to laugh at the President?)but was impressed he got up by himself and sprinted a couple steps. Trump walking up the air force one steps with toilet paper on his heel…no fall can top the idiocy of that 😂

    • @cryptnick_
      @cryptnick_ Před 2 lety +3

      @@ToneTraveler Hahahaaa oh the toilet paper incident. That was hilarious. 😂

    • @MultiMicelle
      @MultiMicelle Před 2 lety +1

      @@ToneTraveler didn't see that one...

  • @doloresvillanueva2242
    @doloresvillanueva2242 Před 2 lety +6

    Thanks for the stress release, Jibby Kibble. I love watching you!

  • @marievignolo5449
    @marievignolo5449 Před 2 lety +2

    "Trumpsylvania" and "Recount Dracula" killed me.

  • @badweathergaming4929
    @badweathergaming4929 Před 2 lety +543

    The cyclist is perfect, you cant get mad at him for doing the exact thing they are doing (interfering traffic in protest). Big props to that guy.

    • @Cheeseburger.Launch.Sequence
      @Cheeseburger.Launch.Sequence Před 2 lety +32

      But they threw a hissy fit claiming ANTIFA interference.
      It's madness.

    • @garyberger9257
      @garyberger9257 Před 2 lety +6

      @@Cheeseburger.Launch.Sequence Both of you are talking BIG FACTS

    • @jefffuller9918
      @jefffuller9918 Před 2 lety +41

      "How dare you protest us when we are protesting."

    • @williamplatt1641
      @williamplatt1641 Před 2 lety +16

      @@Cheeseburger.Launch.Sequence well then the bicycle guy must be antifa. I always wondered what he looked like, since antifa gets blamed for so much gop interference by the people who create most of their own problems!

    • @boiledcrap
      @boiledcrap Před 2 lety +7

      Props to him, I guess. But all it takes is one person to snap and realize the law of physics
      🚴💥🚛

  • @lorenrenee1
    @lorenrenee1 Před 2 lety +221

    To that cyclist-Never doubt one person can change the world.

    • @suzyrottencrotch5132
      @suzyrottencrotch5132 Před 2 lety

      Russia doing gods work

    • @frankrodriguezit
      @frankrodriguezit Před 2 lety

      🙏🏽👍🏽

    • @wellnative1
      @wellnative1 Před 2 lety

      ❤️💪🏽

    • @getonthecrossanddontlookba5004
      @getonthecrossanddontlookba5004 Před 2 lety +1

      Repent to Jesus Christ
      “The Lord will be king over the whole earth. On that day there will be one Lord, and his name the only name.”
      ‭‭Zechariah‬ ‭14:9‬ ‭NIV‬‬
      Y

    • @davel9514
      @davel9514 Před 2 lety

      @@suzyrottencrotch5132 Killing people? Thanks for letting us know what your god is 🤣

  • @karilee6037
    @karilee6037 Před 2 lety +44

    And if anyone watched the hearings, Senator Cruz was combative and abrasive. I’m embarrassed to admit I currently live and vote in Texas. Certainly not for him however,

    • @justisiempre4105
      @justisiempre4105 Před 2 lety +6

      @Kari Lee, Hopefully, you all will get him outta office next election cycle. He's........... exactly!¡

    • @peonyflowers23
      @peonyflowers23 Před 2 lety

      Same here. He’s such an embarrassment

    • @peggyivey5828
      @peggyivey5828 Před 2 lety +1

      So would you vote for Beto.

  • @twill9278
    @twill9278 Před 2 lety +8

    Former Cruz Harvard classmate; "You always knew when Ted was around, and not in a good way."

  • @mrbroeders
    @mrbroeders Před 2 lety +67

    Cruz ' The captain will come up to me in tears, hug me and say Sir, sir, thank you for your service'. Straight BS right out of the Trump Book of Lies

  • @andybaldman
    @andybaldman Před 2 lety +283

    Like Lindsey Graham’s ‘word’ means anything after the last statements he made regarding Supreme Court appointments.

    • @louisecollard2320
      @louisecollard2320 Před 2 lety +22

      He sounded as drunk as he was after the riot

    • @peace4myheart
      @peace4myheart Před 2 lety +22

      He sounds like Putin promising a ceasefire

    • @deniseboldea1624
      @deniseboldea1624 Před 2 lety +20

      The Judge already did a good job of refraining from laughing at Lindsey as he was speaking.

    • @deniseboldea1624
      @deniseboldea1624 Před 2 lety +11

      @Thomas Paine Don't you mean MAGA traitor?

    • @maryelizabeth6797
      @maryelizabeth6797 Před 2 lety +13

      His word is about as valid as Rudy’s.

  • @twistedviewlabs
    @twistedviewlabs Před 2 lety +1

    Sal with the clutch throwback - "Mayor Tom Bradley!". With that, I have a sudden urge to listen to Randy Newman

  • @ritawarde5518
    @ritawarde5518 Před 2 lety +4

    See how one person on a bicycle and a dream can make a huge difference thank you !!! 🇺🇸

  • @iChillypepper
    @iChillypepper Před 2 lety +20

    So far the trucker convoy has been destroyed by the DC Beltway, teenage girls flipping the bird, and bikes 😂🤣

  • @juliebiggerbear7300
    @juliebiggerbear7300 Před 2 lety +47

    That woman DID NOT want to sit next to Rudy 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @billycloudy9078
      @billycloudy9078 Před 2 lety +3

      Yeah and I don’t think those “diners” in the background are excited to be clapping for him…. They are definitely getting paid!!🤣

  • @christopherschmidt1469
    @christopherschmidt1469 Před 2 lety +2

    Why does Ted keep having issues with airports? Think he should stick to just driving and not be allowed to leave DC unless he can fly home with the other state Senator to Texas. He needs to be in timeout for a long time for his disrespect to airport staff.

  • @redreaper2752
    @redreaper2752 Před 2 lety

    America’s Mayor has become America’s Embarrassment.

  • @terrencethomas2954
    @terrencethomas2954 Před 2 lety +43

    Airline stewardess: "I'd rather hug a cactus."

  • @fretnesbutke3233
    @fretnesbutke3233 Před 2 lety +5

    The 'F' word? That's easy..'Fascist'.

  • @sophistichistory4645
    @sophistichistory4645 Před 2 lety +8

    Rudy Giuliani......."Recount Dracula".
    That's gold, Jerry.......GOLD!!!

  • @gwick358
    @gwick358 Před 2 lety +259

    Thank God that dog is safe. Those people are too stupid to own a dog.

    • @clberka
      @clberka Před 2 lety +30

      Yes. that dog could have been put down. What the hell is wrong with people. We don't deserve dogs. They're too good for us.

    • @lorifrier8921
      @lorifrier8921 Před 2 lety +19

      I live in Stanly County, 😳. ! I about choked 😆 when I heard that ... small town NC is very interesting to put it nicely! A LOT of the trump loonies.... I really don’t fit in here lol...

    • @inthenameofthefather.7240
      @inthenameofthefather.7240 Před 2 lety +11

      That's why I love dogs more than people.

    • @SJ-vb3tg
      @SJ-vb3tg Před 2 lety +7

      My wife was a vet tech way back when...and some of reasons they wanted the dog put down was just as vacuous... At least the owner took the dog to a shelter

    • @M_SC
      @M_SC Před 2 lety +3

      It’s a step up they took him to a shelter as in the past they would have beaten him, possibly to death. The psychos are less violent than they were

  • @hughjorgan2888
    @hughjorgan2888 Před 2 lety +1

    "Did you experience any unexpected interruptions along the way".
    Hilirious!!!😎😎😎🤣🤣🤣

  • @marylarson4905
    @marylarson4905 Před 2 lety +103

    I like her. She's smart and calm. She has to put up with this over blown blow hards

  • @sjchevalier07
    @sjchevalier07 Před 2 lety +123

    That looks like the worst get together at the Olive Garden that I have ever seen!

    • @gamepapa1211
      @gamepapa1211 Před 2 lety +8

      It looks like moments before somebody called Sal to take Angelo and have him "sleep with the fishes."

    • @paulcatalano8726
      @paulcatalano8726 Před 2 lety +7

      No respectable Italian eats at olive garden.

    • @sjchevalier07
      @sjchevalier07 Před 2 lety +13

      @@paulcatalano8726 Rudy isn’t a respectable anything, so…

    • @louisecollard2320
      @louisecollard2320 Před 2 lety +5

      Those patrons were given a few freebies to applaud for rudy.

    • @mcrestwood7378
      @mcrestwood7378 Před 2 lety

      So glad we are shut of the rudy.....

  • @MorganMalfoy13
    @MorganMalfoy13 Před 2 lety +117

    Ted's getting random hugs like I'm winning the lottery every week. Without buying a lotto ticket.

    • @douglasdavis8395
      @douglasdavis8395 Před 2 lety +15

      "They come up to me, big, strong men, who have never cried, and they have tears in their eyes, and they say, "Sir, thank you for..."

    • @emart6156
      @emart6156 Před 2 lety +3

      Is cancun Cruz the humpy or the humper.

    • @donelltarver7371
      @donelltarver7371 Před 2 lety +1

      😂🤣😂

    • @bgonza2
      @bgonza2 Před 2 lety

      @@emart6156 E Mart, since you mentioned Cancun, in reference to Ted Cruz, may I please know what is your honest general opinion regarding México, Mexicans, and Mexican culture both good and/or bad? I'm just curious thank you.

  • @carlambroson8872
    @carlambroson8872 Před 2 lety +1

    Haha That bicyclist deserves a medal!

  • @TheLastChickenWing
    @TheLastChickenWing Před 2 lety +23

    that cyclist deserves a trophy. He should have training wheels and a squeeky honking horn or bell on the bars. on a pink bike.

  • @ajulianrobertsjr
    @ajulianrobertsjr Před 2 lety +62

    You should find that cyclist and bring him on your show!

  • @garrettq1977
    @garrettq1977 Před 2 lety +78

    Given the choice of meeting Ted Cruz, I'd rather have a kidney stone.

    • @davidanderson_surrey_bc
      @davidanderson_surrey_bc Před 2 lety +5

      Better a temporary pain in the urethra than a permanent pain in the rectum eh.

    • @Bidenfriend
      @Bidenfriend Před 2 lety +2

      Yes freedom of speech I hate !!!

    • @ToneTraveler
      @ToneTraveler Před 2 lety +1

      With friends like Ted, who needs flesh eating diseases

    • @alfonsogutierrez1392
      @alfonsogutierrez1392 Před 2 lety +1

      His wife was praised by trump

    • @tobiashoyden2644
      @tobiashoyden2644 Před 2 lety +2

      Worst pain I've ever endured. Wouldn't wish it on my enemies.
      But I agree with You 1000%

  • @drewmiller3462
    @drewmiller3462 Před 2 lety +5

    "Why is she sleeping? She passed away Wednesday" omg I've never laughed so hard in my life.

  • @bheser4842
    @bheser4842 Před 2 lety +1

    I worked at that airport, security was rarely called unless the ticket agents felt threatened. F that guy.

  • @2bunnies254
    @2bunnies254 Před 2 lety +499

    The cyclist is great. Watched him elsewhere and someone kept yelling at him about the trucks behind him and he kept yelling back "what, I can't here you". Doing al this just to aggravate the truckers.

    • @greatspirit
      @greatspirit Před 2 lety +7

      Ain't that just special...
      So many woke disinformation mules licking Creepy Kimmel's boot.

    • @mariatorres5563
      @mariatorres5563 Před 2 lety +3

      Were did you see him??

    • @nugboy420
      @nugboy420 Před 2 lety +3

      Where was this lol

    • @Foolish188
      @Foolish188 Před 2 lety +61

      @@greatspirit Woke is the constant refrain of racists. Good work identifying yourself.

    • @aircraftcarrierwo-class
      @aircraftcarrierwo-class Před 2 lety +36

      @@greatspirit I hope Uncle Vlad pays you in something other than rubles, considering your precious dictator made your country's currency functionally worthless.

  • @bartulis8036
    @bartulis8036 Před 2 lety +24

    That bicyclist truly did bring a smile to my face

  • @tyrapp262
    @tyrapp262 Před 2 lety +2

    Wow, Giuliani yukking it up at a restaurant with some other sad sacks looked pretty cringe.

  • @byronstansberry1638
    @byronstansberry1638 Před 2 lety +2

    The cyclist should be Times Man Of The Year!!! LMAO!!!

  • @robertdraper5782
    @robertdraper5782 Před 2 lety +123

    I bet Judge Ketanji Brown Jackson doesn't cry during her conformation so they will just call her emotionless.

    • @petergallo7997
      @petergallo7997 Před 2 lety +4

      Do you think she likes Cerveza 🍻 like Kavanaugh

    • @pannachawangkul585
      @pannachawangkul585 Před 2 lety +2

      Confirmation?

    • @robertdraper5782
      @robertdraper5782 Před 2 lety +6

      @@pannachawangkul585 See that's what happens when you mix pain killers and beer.

    • @richlantz3442
      @richlantz3442 Před 2 lety

      @@pannachawangkul585 BWAHAHAHA...😂🤣...RIGHT....!?!?

    • @ToneTraveler
      @ToneTraveler Před 2 lety +1

      And she better wear her American flag pin! Obama throw back. The idiot Maga nuts don’t realize this all was done by the Tea Party over 10 years ago.

  • @MSolomon751
    @MSolomon751 Před 2 lety +156

    That scene of Rudy laughing with them goons has me dying 😂 so dry. It was perfect

    • @oneirishpoet
      @oneirishpoet Před 2 lety +22

      Exactly, like a scene outta Good Fellas

    • @vanessawaters4852
      @vanessawaters4852 Před 2 lety +19

      so creepy

    • @badweathergaming4929
      @badweathergaming4929 Před 2 lety +19

      First thing I thought of is how it looked like a scene from an Italian mob movie. The outfits, the mannerisms, the look of the restaurant it was all perfect.

    • @utubby3730
      @utubby3730 Před 2 lety +4

      Just like the phone call!!

    • @ToneTraveler
      @ToneTraveler Před 2 lety +5

      When Rudy sneezes children’s under garments fall out of his pant legs and pockets all over the ground. He just shrugs “Children, churches, hehe, legal fees”.

  • @ismith275
    @ismith275 Před 2 lety +7

    Love how Sal motivates! The young lady pushing Grandma at the end was adorable! 🥰

  • @reneethornton9228
    @reneethornton9228 Před 2 lety +1

    Cousin Sal is great I could not stop laughing.

  • @AlexSeverinski
    @AlexSeverinski Před 2 lety +186

    CanCruz also whined about the fact that Stacey Abrams had a cameo in the season finale of Star Trek Discovery. Now, I'm no fan of that show, but I think when you played a role in nearly bringing American democracy to an end, jet off to Cancun as your constituents die and then blame your daughters for it after you're shamed into coming back, you lose forever and always any right to be considered seriously by any normal thinking person.

    • @charlesg7926
      @charlesg7926 Před 2 lety +5

      Dude I hate to state the obvious but nobody gives a crap about Covid anymore. We’re concerned about the rapidly rising cost of living, high inflation, high gas prices, and WW3 on the horizon. Nobody cares about Covid anymore bro

    • @sallykelty8238
      @sallykelty8238 Před 2 lety +23

      @@charlesg7926
      Uhhhhhh.....WRONG. 😧

    • @antifa1370
      @antifa1370 Před 2 lety +19

      I heard he used the old "do you know who I am?" ultimate Karen trope.

    • @AC3handle
      @AC3handle Před 2 lety +4

      @@antifa1370 male karen. Or...Malren.

    • @beesnort3163
      @beesnort3163 Před 2 lety +8

      I feel so bad for his kids! I would rather have Charles Manson be my dad than that thing.

  • @llandrin9205
    @llandrin9205 Před 2 lety +67

    I won't trust Manchin and Sinema not to vote against Judge Jackson until after the vote takes place.

    • @peonyflowers23
      @peonyflowers23 Před 2 lety +1

      Manchin confirmed yesterday that he will vote for her. 🙌🏽

    • @PK-bh1ww
      @PK-bh1ww Před 2 lety +1

      @Michael As if :biology is simple.. If it was then cruz and bone heads would be able to understand it. And the difference between "gender identity" and "sexual identity". .

    • @peggyivey5828
      @peggyivey5828 Před 2 lety

      She is replacing a far left Judge so it will not be any difference in the decision making

    • @peggyivey5828
      @peggyivey5828 Před 2 lety

      @@PK-bh1ww Gender identity is crazy. Define gender now compared to what it has been defined.

  • @bobbybricenojr5788
    @bobbybricenojr5788 Před 2 lety +7

    Loving the cousin Sal at the marathon segment...freakin hilarious 😂

  • @lexslate2476
    @lexslate2476 Před 2 lety +1

    Not sure what's more baffling. The notion that anyone, airline employee or otherwise, might like anything Ted Cruz has ever done or said, or the idea that the racism on display from Senate Republicans was in any way subtle.

  • @shenanikenz
    @shenanikenz Před 2 lety +39

    Oh god, I’m genuinely horrified at the ovation for Giuliani

    • @shenanikenz
      @shenanikenz Před 2 lety +3

      Oh god, I continued and it got worse..

    • @TheBasher-_-
      @TheBasher-_- Před 2 lety +3

      I mean why be surprised Hillary said in 2016 these are a handbag of the most deplorable people you've ever met.

    • @shenanikenz
      @shenanikenz Před 2 lety

      @@TheBasher-_- frankly idgaf what Hillary said about anything at all 😂

  • @stuckn.derplahoma562
    @stuckn.derplahoma562 Před 2 lety +7

    From America's mayor to Treason's jester.

    • @serpentines6356
      @serpentines6356 Před 2 lety

      @John Smith How's all that begging Biden is doing with terrorist state Iran, using a Russian mediator, eh?

  • @barbaraslater6507
    @barbaraslater6507 Před 2 lety +1

    “Can we put the owner down”....😂

  • @thomassicard3733
    @thomassicard3733 Před 2 lety +1

    Thumbs up for all of your stuff, Jimmy.

  • @reverendmonique-mariebray2436

    "The subtle racism jambory" = confirmation hearing. Good one!

  • @trishhunt4085
    @trishhunt4085 Před 2 lety +288

    The best line in this monologue is "can we put the owner down?" My thoughts exactly, Jimmy.

    • @patrician3821
      @patrician3821 Před 2 lety +9

      I was about to write it but you beat me…

    • @garyberger9257
      @garyberger9257 Před 2 lety +7

      @@patrician3821 Me too.

    • @bikingal4283
      @bikingal4283 Před 2 lety +13

      I thought this was an alpha male thing, proving dominance over the other dog... gee what a smart owner...

    • @markzieg3593
      @markzieg3593 Před 2 lety +22

      I’m just glad they gave the dog up. A person like that doesn’t deserve the unconditional love only a dog can give. I hope the little fella finds a happy and kind forever home.

    • @youdonthavetoreadthispost.5850
      @youdonthavetoreadthispost.5850 Před 2 lety +8

      @@bikingal4283 That's exactly what it is. Would he rather they fight it out? His dog must think he's an idiot!

  • @Mad4Wx
    @Mad4Wx Před 2 lety +1

    Keep feeding this nations ignorance. You're fantastic.

  • @hisomebodytrackingmuch1309

    “Recount Dracula” 🤣🤣🤣😂🤣🤣🤣 Giuliani‘s official name from here forth

  • @ahlija
    @ahlija Před 2 lety +59

    Glad rudy didnt try to “tuck his shirt in” when he saw the brunette at his table 😂😂

    • @Wildstar40
      @Wildstar40 Před 2 lety +7

      I thought Rudy was going to reach in his coat like he's going for a gun and break out his Remington electric shaver and have a shave at the table.

    • @ToneTraveler
      @ToneTraveler Před 2 lety

      Rudy was going to molested that poor girl in Borat. It’s on camera, he was busted big time. No repercussions for King Baby’s lawyer though. Rudy is a sick perv, like most Republicans.

    • @CT-vm4gf
      @CT-vm4gf Před 2 lety +2

      Lucky she didn’t make him blush and start sweating black liquid.

    • @carlawilkinson4843
      @carlawilkinson4843 Před 2 lety

      It was like a comedy skit😂

    • @dulcieparker7425
      @dulcieparker7425 Před 2 lety

      o f u now I'm gonna have nightmares tonite! dammit

  • @lonestarhero81
    @lonestarhero81 Před 2 lety +49

    Poor Ted Cruz, he's desperate for a hug, even his daughter won't hug him.😢🤮

    • @egrace3738
      @egrace3738 Před 2 lety +8

      I take comfort that all this is recorded so his daughters will be able to see what a smuck their daddy is.

    • @elizabethgrogan8553
      @elizabethgrogan8553 Před 2 lety +3

      @@egrace3738 His actual name is Raphael Edward Cruz. Looks like he wants to be white

    • @nicholasfarrell5981
      @nicholasfarrell5981 Před 2 lety +1

      @@elizabethgrogan8553 Rafael*

    • @lonestarhero81
      @lonestarhero81 Před 2 lety +1

      @@nicholasfarrell5981 Rafael Eduardo Cruz 😆😅🤣😂

    • @ilovefunnyamv2nd
      @ilovefunnyamv2nd Před 2 lety +1

      Can you blame them? Their arms are still in a full cast from that time he threw them under the bus for his trip to Cancun. They may not be able to give hugs for quite a few years

  • @terrygoyan3022
    @terrygoyan3022 Před 2 lety +1

    She passed away three days ago......
    "I'm a nurse, can I help?"
    Not unless you can bring back the dead!

  • @sdcofer52
    @sdcofer52 Před 2 lety

    Cousin Sal and the LA Marathon was genius!

  • @jpistolas
    @jpistolas Před 2 lety +32

    $20 says she won't cry like Kavanaugh during the hearing.

    • @nicholasfarrell5981
      @nicholasfarrell5981 Před 2 lety +6

      $40 says she won't threaten revenge during the hearing like Kavanaugh.

    • @jessicajaramillo911
      @jessicajaramillo911 Před 2 lety +3

      And she won’t say that she loves beer 🍺 😂😂😂

    • @Ixnatifual
      @Ixnatifual Před 2 lety

      $60 she never sexually assaulted anybody.

  • @DavidMcFarner
    @DavidMcFarner Před 2 lety +134

    If Cruze could continue to cover his face after the pandemic, that would be GREAT.

    • @MsKeebe
      @MsKeebe Před 2 lety +6

      Cover that poorly made merkin!

    • @peggyivey5828
      @peggyivey5828 Před 2 lety

      I vote for Bidens wife to cover her face.

    • @michaelaitken2631
      @michaelaitken2631 Před 2 lety +6

      I agree. He could use a plastic bag.... 👍

    • @msizzygirl1
      @msizzygirl1 Před 2 lety

      @@peggyivey5828 would love to see what you look like! Mrs. Biden is a beautiful, successful woman that your type is alway so jealous of! You are probably living off the government with your brother and 10 children!

    • @chrisrobinson2221
      @chrisrobinson2221 Před 2 lety +6

      Which one? Hell, he got so many. And none good enough to look at.

  • @arvandero
    @arvandero Před 2 lety +1

    "You don't have any flights back to DC? What about Cancun?" -TedCruz

  • @Schoolpsych1969
    @Schoolpsych1969 Před 2 lety +4

    Rudy struggled to find his words and his “friends” laughed… b/c they knew they were being recorded. 🙄
    Ted always overestimates his importance.
    Love the bicyclist!

  • @ymazz2921
    @ymazz2921 Před 2 lety +72

    Oh cabbage. Nice tie Rudy. I'm sure the Ukrainians appreciate your "support".

    • @caroledmonds4070
      @caroledmonds4070 Před 2 lety +1

      Y Mazz, maybe Lev Parnas and Igor Fruman will beg to differ, though. They're in prison, awaiting trial,I think.

  • @OzzyInSpace
    @OzzyInSpace Před 2 lety +148

    I'm so thankful these monologues are posted on CZcams now... I literally look forward to these every night/following morning.

    • @MAYK1NG
      @MAYK1NG Před 2 lety +9

      Right? It's like 'coming home to normal people'.

    • @charlesg7926
      @charlesg7926 Před 2 lety +7

      Dude I hate to state the obvious but nobody gives a crap about Covid anymore. We’re concerned about the rapidly rising cost of living, high inflation, high gas prices, and WW3 on the horizon. Nobody cares about Covid anymore bro

    • @dlarta7265
      @dlarta7265 Před 2 lety

      why?

    • @charlesg7926
      @charlesg7926 Před 2 lety +6

      @@dlarta7265 because Biden is printing a ton of money for useless stuff- which devalues our currency, and the USA is not becoming energy independent and the Democrat party is purposely throwing America under the bus. That’s why

    • @Swish_God
      @Swish_God Před 2 lety

      Yes!!! Fr!😃😄

  • @Cravenfester
    @Cravenfester Před 2 lety +2

    best joke he ever made "put the owner down". finally, a good piece of advice wrapped in a giggle.

  • @astralfluxaf
    @astralfluxaf Před 2 lety +4

    The marathon was hilarious 😆

  • @SashaTheConqueror
    @SashaTheConqueror Před 2 lety +3

    That is such a cool lady who pushed the grandma at the end. 🥰

  • @skycloud7637
    @skycloud7637 Před 2 lety +31

    Ted "Karen" Cruz...perfect!

  • @eZwa306
    @eZwa306 Před 2 lety +1

    Cousin Sal was the real star of the L.A. Marathon.

  • @davidlang9939
    @davidlang9939 Před 2 lety

    THE NEWSMAX CLIP PURGED MY BREAKFAST!!

  • @hematospermia
    @hematospermia Před 2 lety +14

    They didn't interview everyone that accused him. The White House gave the FBI an approved list of people to interview.

    • @phriedokra6158
      @phriedokra6158 Před 2 lety +2

      Thank you...they caught and COLLECTED 45 in total I believe sexual molestation accusations...we need to impeach him and CLARENCE THOMAS MUST RESIGN ...his wife is a full blown.magat paying for buses to the FORKING coup!!!!!

    • @phriedokra6158
      @phriedokra6158 Před 2 lety

      Thank you...they caught and COLLECTED 45 in total I believe sexual molestation accusations...we need to impeach him and CLARENCE THOMAS MUST RESIGN ...his wife is a full blown.magat paying for buses to the FORKING coup!!!!!

    • @phriedokra6158
      @phriedokra6158 Před 2 lety

      Thank you...they caught and COLLECTED 45 in total I believe sexual molestation accusations...we need to impeach him and CLARENCE THOMAS MUST RESIGN ...his wife is a full blown.magat paying for buses to the FORKING coup!!!!!

  • @akmediascope
    @akmediascope Před 2 lety +23

    Good news about our wonderful new judge. Cousin Sal was hilarious! Thanks for the laughs, Jiimmy

  • @singerbeats8236
    @singerbeats8236 Před 2 lety +1

    I never wanted to sit beside Guiliani and have my coffee

  • @warrenbass7350
    @warrenbass7350 Před 2 lety +1

    Cousin Sal segement was pure legend!!

  • @gljm
    @gljm Před 2 lety +51

    As an American of Italian descent, I am embarrassed by the Newsmax segment.

    • @WBKimmons
      @WBKimmons Před 2 lety

      Who cares

    • @misterdeeds2172
      @misterdeeds2172 Před 2 lety +9

      I'm not Italian and I'm embarrassed. It think this goes well beyond ethnic stereotyping.

    • @loookaroundyou
      @loookaroundyou Před 2 lety +15

      @@WBKimmons Lol I guess you did enough to comment. Or maybe you're highly invested in not caring.

    • @stumblingmumbler
      @stumblingmumbler Před 2 lety +4

      @@loookaroundyou 🤣

    • @tomjones2166
      @tomjones2166 Před 2 lety

      eh whatcha gonna do? Im walkin here!

  • @markstevens1729
    @markstevens1729 Před 2 lety +19

    OMFG! That NewsMax show was ridiculously post-ironic for Rudy at the “mob sit down.”
    That’s after the whole concept of the show: a well-lit, centre-of-the-restaurant mob sit down cheered by the other diners.
    Darkness becomes light.

  • @sea_triscuit7980
    @sea_triscuit7980 Před 2 lety +1

    It sucks that all the tonight shows in New York got screwed over.

  • @drbelanger73
    @drbelanger73 Před 2 lety +1

    That biker is my new hero. 🤣

  • @Al69BfR
    @Al69BfR Před 2 lety +162

    „Things that never happened“ for 800. If flight attendees and pilots are so happy to see Ted Cruz, there would be so much videos and selfies with him and airport employees showing him hugging them. You know, what people are doing if they love something.

    • @michelehemlokhexwhite4310
      @michelehemlokhexwhite4310 Před 2 lety +6

      Lol! 😍😂

    • @BarnaclesBailey
      @BarnaclesBailey Před 2 lety +28

      He just pulled a Trump playbook move.. Trump had said something almost the same, paraphrasing here: "these big tough guys were coming up to me crying saying thank you sir We couldn't have done it without you sir". So stupid. How are people fooled by this?!

    • @rickkeeton9246
      @rickkeeton9246 Před 2 lety +8

      I think Ted Cruz had been drinking and got mixed up, he wasn’t hugging the flight crew, it was trumps tiny nuts!

    • @joshua.harazin
      @joshua.harazin Před 2 lety +4

      @@BarnaclesBailey I was just about to ask if these random flight attendants are calling him "sir". 🤣

    • @youdonthavetoreadthispost.5850
      @youdonthavetoreadthispost.5850 Před 2 lety +5

      They're keeping the duct-tape handy.

  • @jamespruitt4756
    @jamespruitt4756 Před 2 lety +58

    that cyclist is a legend.
    HOLDIN UP TRAFFIC LIKE A PRO! 👍
    holy crap 41 likes in a half hour? NOICE!

    • @fuckyoutube4changingmyusername
      @fuckyoutube4changingmyusername Před 2 lety

      Yeap..therefore nobody can get mad at Truckers for holding up traffic and for causing distress from their honking. The trucks are simply honking at the bicyclist. Great pròp to put a bicyclist in front and blame it on the left...hahahaha

    • @silverblue73
      @silverblue73 Před 2 lety

      @@fuckyoutube4changingmyusername They can honk all they like, it won't do anything for them

    • @fuckyoutube4changingmyusername
      @fuckyoutube4changingmyusername Před 2 lety

      @@silverblue73
      The Left didn't like it in Canada.

    • @jamespruitt4756
      @jamespruitt4756 Před 2 lety

      @@fuckyoutube4changingmyusername America's hat sadly aint their MAGA hats. Shoulda just had canada keep em. I dont want em >_

  • @JoeMama-bk7rd
    @JoeMama-bk7rd Před 2 lety

    Yes, let's divert our eyes from what's really going on.

  • @johnsmedley5970
    @johnsmedley5970 Před 2 lety +2

    Giuliani looks like Simon Bar Sinister from the old Underdog commercials!

  • @NewMessage
    @NewMessage Před 2 lety +62

    Imagine what those flight attendants must do to Ted's inflight meal...

    • @daisyelmir1289
      @daisyelmir1289 Před 2 lety +4

      Can we give them all a standing o?!
      👏🌼

    • @biancajade728
      @biancajade728 Před 2 lety +2

      😂😂😂

    • @DonaBlancas
      @DonaBlancas Před 2 lety +3

      This guy fly's coach, no meal just chips and soda.

    • @pablocruise678
      @pablocruise678 Před 2 lety +5

      I’m a bus driver in Vegas… I’m so dumbfounded by the way we are treated. You wouldn’t treat your mailman like passengers do. You wouldn’t treat your grocery clerk, garbage man, mechanic, etc… anybody who provides a service… I stand with your comment!!! Careful people, tread lightly.

    • @davidwoods7408
      @davidwoods7408 Před 2 lety +7

      Lets give those flight attendants some ideas...... lol

  • @1927su
    @1927su Před 2 lety +51

    Lindsey Graham willingness to humiliating himself in public is always consistent…

    • @charlesg7926
      @charlesg7926 Před 2 lety +4

      Dude I hate to stay the obvious but nobody gives a crap about Covid anymore. We’re concerned about the rapidly rising cost of living, high inflation, high gas prices, energy independence and WW3 on the horizon. Nobody cares about Covid anymore bro

    • @randymoran67
      @randymoran67 Před 2 lety +1

      Sweet Lindsey his feminine side is so sweet

    • @renitaperry5808
      @renitaperry5808 Před 2 lety

      He needs to go back to Mexico.

    • @renitaperry5808
      @renitaperry5808 Před 2 lety

      @@charlesg7926 while you better think twice. It's another wave of covid coming again.I 💯🎯

    • @michaelellringer5600
      @michaelellringer5600 Před 2 lety

      @@randymoran67 Being he's a Gemini, a sign of duality, a sign of the Twins, you can bet he has 2 sides to him.

  • @r.mcbride2837
    @r.mcbride2837 Před 2 lety +13

    We were watching the Ketanji Brown Jackson hearing today. That poor woman! I think they're still at it and it's late back there in DC. This lady has some serious cajones and endless patience. I would have been foaming at the mouth and lunging over the table at some of the stupid pet tricks some of those "Republican" jackasses pulled. Good God...

    • @joanne4758
      @joanne4758 Před 2 lety +1

      R McBride - As a non-American I cannot believe the total lack of respect shown at the Judiciary Committee.
      I guess it highlights their maturity level. God bless you - stay well.

    • @jws031770
      @jws031770 Před 2 lety +1

      @@joanne4758 it highlights what POC have long said. a poc has to go far and beyond to even measure up to the levels acquired by totally unqualified white people. Hands down.

    • @oldeskoolnana7543
      @oldeskoolnana7543 Před 2 lety +1

      She's a bad a$$. They are being ridiculous with their questions. She's handling this beautifully. They didn't treat Kavanaugh like this. Her superior character & intelligence is shining through.

    • @edfisher1109
      @edfisher1109 Před 2 lety

      🤣

  • @vcarter0723
    @vcarter0723 Před 2 lety +1

    Have you experienced any interruptions during this marathon? 😂🤣

  • @NealDahl
    @NealDahl Před 2 lety +52

    Ted's kids won't even get near him without cringing

  • @Opus313
    @Opus313 Před 2 lety +44

    ...and this after Cruz claimed airline staff love him so much!

  • @supbrahimhammer.421
    @supbrahimhammer.421 Před 2 lety +1

    “Recount Dracula” 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @10thletter40
    @10thletter40 Před 2 lety +1

    Oh my goodness people unironically come here still!
    That is so funny 😂

  • @Leonaza7
    @Leonaza7 Před 2 lety +70

    Senator Cruz isn’t special. He needs to be a law abiding citizen. Party of law and order, right?

    • @YUMLiberalTears
      @YUMLiberalTears Před 2 lety +3

      You cloud fly a plane between that gap in your teeth.

    • @gamepapa1211
      @gamepapa1211 Před 2 lety +4

      "YOU can't break the law! I CAN, though." - Republicans

    • @SuperLeica1
      @SuperLeica1 Před 2 lety +1

      His Doctor told Ded Cruz: "You've got vacuum in your head!" Cruz replied: "But I'm not blonde". Doctor: That's what make you special!"

  • @dawnadriana1764
    @dawnadriana1764 Před 2 lety +57

    That fake McDonald's ad was priceless. A good laugh is so rare these days...

  • @224catlinc
    @224catlinc Před 2 lety

    Thank you, Jimmy!

  • @stephaniebarrett8057
    @stephaniebarrett8057 Před 2 lety +2

    Just spit out my coke with the new McDonalds in Russia!!! Love your show Jimmy! The Cousin should have his own show!

  • @dannysart3990
    @dannysart3990 Před 2 lety +33

    They should have casted Rudy Giuliani as the penguin in the new Batman movie, would have saved tons of money on makeup affects.

    • @cleverusername9369
      @cleverusername9369 Před 2 lety +1

      He would've been too cartoonish and unbelievable. Danny Devito was a far more subtle and nuanced Penguin than Rudy would be.

    • @charlesg7926
      @charlesg7926 Před 2 lety

      Dude I hate to stay the obvious but nobody gives a crap about Covid anymore. We’re concerned about the rapidly rising cost of living, high inflation, high gas prices, and WW3 on the horizon. Nobody cares about Covid anymore bro

    • @cleverusername9369
      @cleverusername9369 Před 2 lety +1

      @@charlesg7926 well this is a wildly irrelevant addition to the conversation being had about Rudy playing the Penguin in a Batman movie.... did you post this in the right place?

    • @richardarmstrong5014
      @richardarmstrong5014 Před 2 lety +2

      Ohhh sorry. Roger Stone already called dibs on it! But I hear Simon Barr Sinister role is still available!

    • @charlesg7926
      @charlesg7926 Před 2 lety +1

      @John Wick that awkward moment when you care about a few unvaccinated people dying from Covid (even though they can get the vaccine anytime), but you don’t care about the fact that millions of people are gonna die from World War III thanks to crazy Joe

  • @cassiejones1986
    @cassiejones1986 Před 2 lety +46

    Oh Jimmy, that marathon skit was priceless. I could not stop laughing. Thank you for putting a smile on my and many others faces in these really dark times.