Kellyanne Conway Considers Rejoining Team Trump for 2024

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  • čas přidán 10. 05. 2024
  • Seth addresses Biden attending a fundraiser at Radio City Music Hall, Biden's administration adopting new standards for race on the census and more in his monologue for Thursday, March 28, before taking a closer look at Trump's net worth unexpectedly soaring after his failed social media company went public.
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  • @nchannel101
    @nchannel101 Před měsícem +188

    I am LOVING the monologue and A Closer Look in one CZcams video! It’s fantastic.

    • @jenniferjohnson2712
      @jenniferjohnson2712 Před měsícem +8

      I agree, however there's something at the end of the solo "closer look" segment today that's a lovely treat. You're welcome. 😊

    • @Cynt3r
      @Cynt3r Před měsícem +4

      I agree, although I don’t understand why they still upload the version without the monologue first, or at all

    • @EmpyreanLightASMR
      @EmpyreanLightASMR Před měsícem +1

      wait, is this what they've been doing? For a few days now I've been like "I swear I heard all these jokes already" (I'm running around doing stuff)

  • @TheDecoy78
    @TheDecoy78 Před měsícem +205

    Thank you for the "Seth tries to laugh about a thing that is clearly making him crazy" segment! Made me feel a bit better

    • @acmelka
      @acmelka Před měsícem +9

      I see the clear lack of god in his endless luck

    • @teamvlcn6820
      @teamvlcn6820 Před měsícem +22

      Seth's crazy laugh sounds like Tucker's normal laugh.

    • @carolinecano4310
      @carolinecano4310 Před měsícem +5

      ❤😂 I'm sure his reaction IS EXACTLY how we All REACTED! LOVE SETH!

    • @--enyo--
      @--enyo-- Před měsícem +5

      @@teamvlcn6820Glad I’m not the only one with that thought! I was listening without watching and at first thought he’d put in a Tucker clip or something.

    • @fiveangrybunnies1470
      @fiveangrybunnies1470 Před měsícem +2

      ​@@teamvlcn6820it does! I just said that and then I read your comment a minute later! 😂😂😂

  • @Queensizemusic
    @Queensizemusic Před měsícem +179

    Henry Rollins, writing in his LA Weekly column, surmised her accurately by writing, “When Kelly-Anne Conway smiles; lawns die.”

    • @anure1134
      @anure1134 Před měsícem +10

      Henry Rollins uses the semicolon in a weird way then.

    • @icin4d
      @icin4d Před měsícem +4

      @@anure1134 Dramatic effect?

    • @kingayy9267
      @kingayy9267 Před měsícem +11

      Gorgeously creative insult.

    • @bobsbuurgers3714
      @bobsbuurgers3714 Před měsícem +2

      YT asked me what i thought of this comment: I said , funny, relevant, informative. Lol Cuz I got reported for saying something similar about Patrice Oneal... They cant report you bullying Kelly Anne now... Lmfao😅

    • @bobsbuurgers3714
      @bobsbuurgers3714 Před měsícem

      ​@@anure1134it would be nice if you could stay on topic please.

  • @abdikadiradan1766
    @abdikadiradan1766 Před měsícem +395

    "Show me your phone" was the best thing I ever heard on FOX news 😂

    • @Dbb27
      @Dbb27 Před měsícem +42

      That was definitely a classic. I think that might show up again and again and again. 😊

    • @twilightgardenspresentatio6384
      @twilightgardenspresentatio6384 Před měsícem +15

      Yup

    • @notsure1969
      @notsure1969 Před měsícem +7

      That and “these are facts.”

    • @SayAhh
      @SayAhh Před měsícem +9

      10:25 I have no doubt that Jesse Waters is on Truth Social. In fact,he probably has more than a single account, which explains why he did not want to show it to her since it might have been logged in on his burner account. All hypothetical scenarios but plausible seeing what happened to the Dean Browning tweet that was later spun as quoting a tweet by Dan Purdy, who was really William Holte, Patty Labelle's nephew.

    • @isaackitone
      @isaackitone Před měsícem +2

      Show me your phone.

  • @NoThatRyan
    @NoThatRyan Před měsícem +89

    It's going to be hilarious to see Truth Social crash and burn when investors realize they'll never see a real profit.

    • @ayungclas
      @ayungclas Před měsícem +14

      “We get all the financing we need from Russia.”

    • @tubruton
      @tubruton Před měsícem

      They will blame their losses on the deep state and antifa.

    • @Turbojonny5
      @Turbojonny5 Před měsícem

      ​@@ayungclas My Thoughts Exactly...someone with tons of 💵 "invested" in him🙄

    • @scottmitchell4181
      @scottmitchell4181 Před měsícem +5

      I bet that there are a LOT of people shorting that stock.

    • @Sarcasticron
      @Sarcasticron Před měsícem +1

      The second Trump tries to sell any of his stock! Which likely won't be for six months, because it's in the rules.

  • @peterbathum2775
    @peterbathum2775 Před měsícem +62

    The Con way, Her name, is trumps game.

  • @colinhughes9835
    @colinhughes9835 Před měsícem +51

    Seth tries to laugh about a thing clearly making him crazy is best Tucker Carlson impression yet

  • @warren52nz
    @warren52nz Před měsícem +172

    Tipping is optional and unexpected here in New Zealand. We just pay workers a fair wage. "Mandatory tipping" is an oxymoron.

    • @diedampfbrasse98
      @diedampfbrasse98 Před měsícem +15

      yeah, where I come from (Germany) tipping is truly just a bonus for really good service and otherwise just used to round up a bill to avoid small change ... also its pretty much limited to cash exchanges. Most people dont bother with tips when using electronic payments and most services dont even give the option to add a tip in apps/on webpages.
      With humane wages and strong social security in general noone needs to tip anyone.
      But I dont blame the US companies, its up to US workers and costumers to do more then moaning about the status quo ... for as long as they go along with such exploitation in docile compliance its fair game.

    • @chiguireespacialespecial
      @chiguireespacialespecial Před měsícem

      You are haunte by Kea Parrot,s so jeje and billionaires inflating property taxes , but you are on my bucket list to live even, waters to cold but warm ones sort of near

    • @warren52nz
      @warren52nz Před měsícem +8

      @@diedampfbrasse98 Exactly! Tips for exceptional service but not a requirement.

    • @SideWalkAstronomyNetherlands
      @SideWalkAstronomyNetherlands Před měsícem +10

      Same here, workers get paid in my country, it is the biblical thing to do.. tipping? They are workers, not beggars..

    • @MalcolmRowley
      @MalcolmRowley Před měsícem +13

      That's nice that you live in a first world nation. If you visit the US, please remember to tip. 😒

  • @notsure1969
    @notsure1969 Před měsícem +22

    I love the energy behind that “show me your phone!”

  • @redbuoy9496
    @redbuoy9496 Před měsícem +98

    Kellyanne should stick to doing what she does best, curing people's hiccups

  • @delta5297
    @delta5297 Před měsícem +350

    Oh, so that's why Colbert didn't have a show tonight.

  • @0nly_emily
    @0nly_emily Před měsícem +77

    “So I guess an ice cream date means nothing to you 😢” LMAO

    • @davidknightx
      @davidknightx Před měsícem +4

      I swear, his reaction was EXACTLY the same a girlfriend gave me when she found out I was hanging out with an ex.

    • @rikwild7168
      @rikwild7168 Před 28 dny

      @@davidknightx And that was EXACTLY what he was going for: 'Sad girlfriend putting on a brave face despite being blatantly disrespected for no good reason.'

  • @Danzarr
    @Danzarr Před měsícem +465

    Trump has cost kellyanne her marriage and her daughter, how much is she willing to sacrafice for her orange jesus.

    • @mv1362
      @mv1362 Před měsícem

      Everything. She's a sociopath like the 🍊 🐷

    • @speedrunner9907
      @speedrunner9907 Před měsícem

      i hope she stays out so we can get someone more radical to destroy things faster. 😊😙

    • @paulyricca3881
      @paulyricca3881 Před měsícem

      👴🏻🥃 YO MOTHER LOOK LIKE RONDO HATTON

    • @buttonsf3293
      @buttonsf3293 Před měsícem

      No, Kellyanne Conway made a choice and destroyed her own family. She deserves every bad thing.

    • @Desdinova04
      @Desdinova04 Před měsícem +59

      No he didn't, she's an adult and made her own batshit crazy decisions. Don't try to absolve her of responsibility for her actions.

  • @NewMessage
    @NewMessage Před měsícem +384

    Man.. how many times can Kellyanne's corpse rise from the grave?

  • @marshmallowdiptaco
    @marshmallowdiptaco Před měsícem +21

    Looks like someone took the "How To Laugh Hysterically" class at Impressions Camp

  • @acmelka
    @acmelka Před měsícem +50

    I likes Kellyann more when she hosted HBOs Tales from the Crypt

    • @thorstenguenther
      @thorstenguenther Před měsícem +3

      Don't forget she also stood in for Claire Coffee in the "Grimm" TV series, where they explained away the drastic change of how Adalind Schade looks with her being in woge.

    • @gaypatterson4446
      @gaypatterson4446 Před měsícem +3

      😂😂😂

    • @CyberBeep_kenshi
      @CyberBeep_kenshi Před měsícem +1

      ​@@thorstenguentherbwahahahha, smart ;)

    • @MrWascally
      @MrWascally Před měsícem +1

      there's still kari lake as a qualified stand in

    • @agrey832
      @agrey832 Před měsícem +1

      The resemblance is *Uncanny* 😬

  • @dawsonsdetailing2021
    @dawsonsdetailing2021 Před měsícem +52

    Seth’s show always consistently has the best writing IMO

    • @AlexDogwalker1234
      @AlexDogwalker1234 Před měsícem

      How so? Every single show he has to wince and blame one of them for the null audience response. Which of these jokes was good for you?

  • @witwicky735
    @witwicky735 Před měsícem +15

    Why dont we find out WHO is pumping the shares up? Come on journalists, do journalism.

  • @Chaosmage42
    @Chaosmage42 Před měsícem +27

    tipping is an idiotic practice. the owner of the business should pay them a reasonable wage and include any expenses such as gas for delivery. Tipping should be something you do for someone who helps you with out asking for anything. I work at a store and i help people its my job, but some times i go out of my way for a person and i don't even have to charge them anything for it -im being paid so i don't need it some times a person hands me a 10 or something and i don't wish to be rude but i also do not ask for tips. The problem is that people have to ask because their job isn't paying them enough -pay them a FAIR AMOUNT not poverty wages

  • @seantlewis376
    @seantlewis376 Před měsícem +18

    I'm adding breaking pencils while laughing maniacally to my stress relief tool box.

  • @kennyn1992
    @kennyn1992 Před měsícem +196

    A Trump census would of course be a concensus.

    • @DarksideDave42
      @DarksideDave42 Před měsícem +20

      CON-senseless .... ???

    • @kennyn1992
      @kennyn1992 Před měsícem +7

      @@DarksideDave42 Nice. Always a treat when the reply is better than the original comment. And Seth's original joke was a belter. One of his best. Or whoever wrote it.

    • @humboldthammer
      @humboldthammer Před měsícem

      Who silenced the "P" in Pseudo Con? Rumor has it that Trump grabbed the "P," and would have grabbed the "S," too, but his hand was too small. What do you think? eudo Con? I mean, they are right next to each other -- aren't they?

    • @brianhampson2314
      @brianhampson2314 Před měsícem +8

      But is this what Kellyanne CONway will work on?

    • @scottyawesomesauce
      @scottyawesomesauce Před měsícem +4

      I see what you did there. 😂

  • @crystalshaw8744
    @crystalshaw8744 Před měsícem +29

    Colbert: I'm not driving him to the airport!!

  • @marjoriegarland2798
    @marjoriegarland2798 Před měsícem +13

    Love Seth and his humor. Keeps me sane in difficult orange monster times!!!

  • @Moekoffee2001
    @Moekoffee2001 Před měsícem +47

    When it comes to Biden, Seth did such a great job when he scooped Stephen, he needed a cone

    • @paulyricca3881
      @paulyricca3881 Před měsícem +2

      👴🏻🥃 REX REED AND THE MISSING LINK IN 24

    • @thecrookedcornercowboy1660
      @thecrookedcornercowboy1660 Před měsícem +3

      Seth looks more like a bong guy, especially in that wig

    • @paulyricca3881
      @paulyricca3881 Před měsícem

      @@thecrookedcornercowboy1660 👴🏻🥃 HELP LEO VARADKA BANISHED THE CROWN

  • @evelina733
    @evelina733 Před měsícem +9

    Tipping culture HAS go too far! Businesses should pay their employees

    • @dennischristopher9952
      @dennischristopher9952 Před měsícem

      Yeah I saw a tip cup at the 711 cash register. It's definitely spiraled out of control.

  • @protiliusproductions
    @protiliusproductions Před měsícem +15

    The manic laughter for his segment made my night:)

    • @nunnayrbznz3576
      @nunnayrbznz3576 Před měsícem

      "Oh....THAT'S where T,C. disappeared to ....(I've Never thought...)

  • @SamBarge1
    @SamBarge1 Před měsícem +17

    Is buying Truth Social stock a way for foreign gov'ts to get money to Trump in a way that looks legitimate. I ask because I genuinely don't know.

  • @kennyn1992
    @kennyn1992 Před měsícem +51

    420 guys should have tried joint fundraising.

    • @paulyricca3881
      @paulyricca3881 Před měsícem

      👴🏻🥃 REX REED AND THE MISSING LINK IN 2024

    • @DennisMoore664
      @DennisMoore664 Před měsícem +4

      They could still do a pot luck and just have everyone bring their favorite covered spliff to share.

  • @tinas_hotdog_sophie
    @tinas_hotdog_sophie Před měsícem +22

    6:46 At this time you can hear how Tucker Carlson possessed Seth for a few seconds.

  • @Coldbeneaththehils
    @Coldbeneaththehils Před měsícem +10

    Colbert got the prime minister of new zealand to pick him up when he visited there 😊

  • @zizinnnn
    @zizinnnn Před měsícem +17

    this was also Seth's audition tape for The Joker😂

    • @jcoopes5604
      @jcoopes5604 Před měsícem +1

      I feel him though, don’t you?

    • @phelan_pt
      @phelan_pt Před měsícem +1

      I was thinking the same thing! It feels so close to a Joker laugh!

  • @FreeFree-ur4zq
    @FreeFree-ur4zq Před měsícem +26

    I'm really looking forward to watching episode 100 of Corrections tonight!

  • @petermoller8337
    @petermoller8337 Před měsícem +40

    Tipping is proof that minimum wage is too low 😊
    Australian min is about to go to $23:78 with medical and retirement (superannuation)😊

    • @australien6611
      @australien6611 Před měsícem +2

      With medical? No mate..

    • @00SmileTime00
      @00SmileTime00 Před měsícem +3

      Yeah it's not "with medical" that's not a thing here at all.

    • @jessdully3348
      @jessdully3348 Před měsícem

      Stop bragging

    • @chiguireespacialespecial
      @chiguireespacialespecial Před měsícem

      leave the enu losers alone, but they can wrangle cassowaries so beware, and care full at the CIA site

    • @N3gativeR3FLUX
      @N3gativeR3FLUX Před měsícem

      If by "with medical" you mean it's still so low you qualify for Medicare and a low income health care card, then I guess that's correct?

  • @Snoopmasta
    @Snoopmasta Před měsícem +73

    Yeah, the US tipping system is horrible. How about paying the waiters correctly and getting a 10% tip if they've been nice and professional?
    Whenever I saw those tip suggestions, I was like: Yeah I sure want to pay 40% extra ontop of those airport prices. F.... off!

    • @BoB-Dobbs_leaning-left
      @BoB-Dobbs_leaning-left Před měsícem +8

      " How about paying the waiters correctly and getting a 10% tip if they've been nice and professional?"
      What? You mean like in civilised countries?
      America, the world's leading third world country.
      ;-)

    • @chiguireespacialespecial
      @chiguireespacialespecial Před měsícem

      @@BoB-Dobbs_leaning-left no you didn´t we have a lose Karen jejeje

    • @Axolotl_Mischief
      @Axolotl_Mischief Před měsícem +3

      I doordash part time for extra $$ and you wouldn't believe some of the offers I get...$4-6 for a 35-40 minute delivery. If I do two of those that's barely $10 for an hour+ of driving.
      If you cannot afford to tip - YOU CANNOT AFFORD TO ORDER.

    • @Alacritous
      @Alacritous Před měsícem +9

      ​@@Axolotl_Mischiefget a real job.

    • @katiekofemug
      @katiekofemug Před měsícem +3

      If you don't want to tip, if you morally or spiritually or financially object to such practices, do not dine at places where you know wait staff depends on tips to live. THAT is the way to force employers to hear You and change the status quo. Stiffing your wait staff is just tuff luck for you, to employers otherwise. They chuckle all the way to the bank over the wait staff that got a $5 tip for a $180 meal for 8 people, 3 of them shrieking children under 5 that tried to stab them with the forks. Dining and being waited upon isn't a right, it's a privilege. You pay for it, one way, or another. If you can't afford a tip, stay home and cook your own food, serve you own family, wash your own dishes and Feel Superior in a whole new way!

  • @heatherm2542
    @heatherm2542 Před měsícem +7

    🩷 the closed captioning on "Seth Laughs At Something That Is Clearly Making Him Crazy" that reads: [scream-laughing]
    Nailed it!

  • @GreyCrowe
    @GreyCrowe Před měsícem +16

    Make stock buybacks illegal again, and we'll get to see just *how bad* the market is divorced from reality.

  • @JibsMotoVlog
    @JibsMotoVlog Před měsícem +9

    Honestly, I want Seth Meyers back roasting DJT at this year WH correspondence dinner and see what happen next 😅

    • @icin4d
      @icin4d Před měsícem +5

      Please, no.

    • @kiki19822
      @kiki19822 Před měsícem +2

      The first time didn't work out too well, so NO!

  • @LowLight420
    @LowLight420 Před měsícem +13

    I told all of you. She never left. She's been typing Trump's tweets for years now.

  • @Kawant
    @Kawant Před měsícem +8

    Forced or not, that laugh from "Seth tried to laugh about a things that's making him crazy" is a good Joker laugh

  • @DNTXPCTMCH
    @DNTXPCTMCH Před měsícem +6

    Lol I love the rivalry with Stephen Colbert

  • @Rickets1911
    @Rickets1911 Před měsícem +11

    She’s on my
    “if I ever catch them in a dark alley” list

  • @gilesmajor181
    @gilesmajor181 Před měsícem +9

    Can I share a correction? Nestlé is not headquartered in Zurich but in Vevey (pronounced Vu-vay), a town of about 13,000 people on Lac Léman (Lake Geneva). It’s nice

    • @jerseyjoyride1316
      @jerseyjoyride1316 Před měsícem

      Fine, if you're going to share that then I'll share this...
      When you find the Nestle quik individual packets, buy them. They taste even better than the containers. 😋
      I think it's because their package in smaller amounts.

  • @Brittneyrenay
    @Brittneyrenay Před měsícem +5

    Omg Seth. You have been cast as the new Joker. That laugh is perfect ❤

  • @kl3228
    @kl3228 Před měsícem +6

    Thanks for vocalizing what we're all experiencing

  • @sussekind9717
    @sussekind9717 Před měsícem +7

    He won't show her his phone, because he hadn't closed the Grindr app yet.

    • @bonnys3015
      @bonnys3015 Před měsícem

      Or his personal OnlyFans account

  • @ringomylove
    @ringomylove Před měsícem +75

    I swear all this crap with Trump's media company just proves that money is meaningless.

    • @Kyle_P
      @Kyle_P Před měsícem +8

      It proves that some people either have too much money to waste, or are compulsive gamblers in the stock market. The value is just determined by what people are willing to pay after all.
      The site makes no money. Plain and simple. There is no “brand value” that will ever make up for that in the eyes of the stock market. Cash flow equals a steady investment over time, not a bubble like this.

    • @murdermatics
      @murdermatics Před měsícem +5

      Yup. It truly is. Billionaires are fined the equivalent of a dollar and just laugh it off. Corporations have more rights than humans and they rarely are held responsible for anything. How could anyone sit in front of a billionaire and think they did something good by fining them pocket change.

    • @jcoopes5604
      @jcoopes5604 Před měsícem +2

      Isn’t it under investigation?

    • @MichaelHallerandAssociates
      @MichaelHallerandAssociates Před měsícem

      No clue what you're taking about. You i mean

  • @danielgregory3295
    @danielgregory3295 Před měsícem +4

    That was as off-the-rails as "Jewels"...😂😂❤

  • @danbsports6760
    @danbsports6760 Před měsícem +7

    And I thought when they were making estimates off of the old stock price a few weeks ago, that it was already an overestimate. Now it's higher! Well, grab the popcorn and watch to see if it goes down.

  • @joanbischoff5972
    @joanbischoff5972 Před měsícem +9

    You want to jump on a sinking ship, Conway, go right ahead. Maybe we can find something to prosecute you on

  • @troll-fx2zc
    @troll-fx2zc Před měsícem +28

    Kelly Anne Conwoman was one of the biggest single factors in helping Chump get elected in 2016.

    • @KramerMC5
      @KramerMC5 Před měsícem +1

      She looks very much like Lara's Aunt.

    • @katiekofemug
      @katiekofemug Před měsícem +3

      the media slobbering all over her, allowing her to spew lies without challenge, or fact check, and putting her on air over n over n over didn't help either.

    • @colabama
      @colabama Před měsícem

      She got him elected, no doubt about it. One smart evil cookie

  • @user-xt3bi1co3t
    @user-xt3bi1co3t Před měsícem +11

    This is why you prosecute crimes, and give more than 4 damn months for trying to bring deth to America.

  • @Jan-zv7ze
    @Jan-zv7ze Před měsícem +7

    So Trump stock goes up and Kellyanne announces she may work for Trump's campaign?? Money TALKS folks.

  • @kristinnelson-patel442
    @kristinnelson-patel442 Před měsícem +7

    Seth is all of us right now, trying to laugh while clearly going insane.

  • @Oneshot8242
    @Oneshot8242 Před měsícem +5

    The Troth Sential rollout has got to be a great way to launder foreign money.

  • @soniakoji498
    @soniakoji498 Před měsícem +4

    Stephen Colbert finally got ahead of Seth hosting 3 Presidents from across the street. 😂😂😂

    • @chrissiek8706
      @chrissiek8706 Před měsícem

      That should be interesting Strike Force Five ⚡ meeting 😂

  • @beberinho
    @beberinho Před měsícem +6

    Loved the lemon juice joke, but since I'm a jackal, I will point out that the expiration date on the bottle indicates that it's been 26 years, not 25. Corrections 100!!

  • @shawnfornnango8947
    @shawnfornnango8947 Před měsícem +11

    7:01 we truly live in a madhouse

  • @famousgoldentouch
    @famousgoldentouch Před měsícem +4

    Anyone else is waiting every closer look for the ending words and which phrase from the beginning they gonna use 😂 ?!

  • @00SmileTime00
    @00SmileTime00 Před měsícem +29

    "Robot dog" is such a transparent attempt to make us empathise with them. I guess "police droid" didn't test too well. 🙄

  • @TeslaEVolution
    @TeslaEVolution Před měsícem +7

    All businesses Trump starts seems to END THE SAME WAY. Very predictable.

  • @ArtificialArtist
    @ArtificialArtist Před měsícem +6

    The RR Crossing sign stands for 'Rudys Restricted'

  • @lisajuve4572
    @lisajuve4572 Před měsícem +2

    The Rudy car is way to funny!! Haha

  • @SpaceForceCommander
    @SpaceForceCommander Před měsícem +16

    Kellyanne wants a job now that she’s in an “alternative marriage” (a.k.a. divorced).

    • @madeleineprice9645
      @madeleineprice9645 Před měsícem +4

      @SpaceForce - Every day that George passes without Kellyanne, he looks better and better, while she…..doesn’t😢😢😢😢

    • @SpaceForceCommander
      @SpaceForceCommander Před měsícem

      @@madeleineprice9645 I think she was using evil magic to drain the life out of him to stay young!

    • @likebot.
      @likebot. Před měsícem +2

      @@madeleineprice9645 Kellyanne is the picture of Dorian Gray.

    • @chrissiek8706
      @chrissiek8706 Před měsícem +1

      Add alternative parenting a.k.a. her daughter won't speak with her

  • @qofaconfirmation
    @qofaconfirmation Před měsícem +3

    "Seth Tries to Laugh about a Thing That Is Clearly Making Him Crazy" a.k.a. "Sounds We Never Thought We Would Hear Seth Make after We Left the Attic"

  • @attilacsakberenyi1291
    @attilacsakberenyi1291 Před měsícem +7

    Can she just host the "Tales from the crypt" again? She was way better at that!

  • @yesloow
    @yesloow Před měsícem +3

    Seth always asks if we don't mind...but he never waits to hear our response. We mind, Seth! We MIND!

  • @mboettcher349
    @mboettcher349 Před měsícem +3

    You can save this for next week's corrections, but you can't download an app twice on an iphone, which is the OS you showed in your example, but you CAN do it through app cloning on some androids.

  • @chiguireespacialespecial
    @chiguireespacialespecial Před měsícem +7

    wonder if Putins little fingers are on it like the Casinos

  • @augustneverends
    @augustneverends Před měsícem +5

    Hey Seth next time you laugh at something that is driving you nuts wear the Bird Bane mask, your cackle is very avian sounding.

  • @fiveangrybunnies1470
    @fiveangrybunnies1470 Před měsícem +2

    Seth's "crazy laugh" sounds EXACTLY like Tucker Carlsons actual laugh 😂

  • @bubblesezblonde
    @bubblesezblonde Před měsícem +3

    WEll done Seth and Crew

  • @26beegee
    @26beegee Před měsícem +17

    Kellyanne just won’t stop supporting Trump until she is arrested, too. Keep it up girlie- you will get there!

  • @steveaustin2686
    @steveaustin2686 Před měsícem +4

    Seth, we know what happened the LAST time you hosted an event with Presidents. Wasn't it the 2011 White House Correspondents Dinner where you created a supervillain? ;)

  • @trudiethomas656
    @trudiethomas656 Před měsícem +3

    Of the followers on true social, cant help to wonder how many are reporters etc.
    In all that money about the stock, what does that do to his taxes?

  • @bettygreenhansen
    @bettygreenhansen Před měsícem +5

    Hey Seth!! I liove you!! ❤️

  • @twalrus1
    @twalrus1 Před měsícem +7

    Watters won't show his phone because he has Grindr.

  • @oneeyedphotographer
    @oneeyedphotographer Před měsícem +4

    To be worth 3.5 BILLION, djt has to be able to sell without the price falling. It's not clear he will be able to sell at all before Sept, and if The Holy Figure is seen leaving the ship, those shares will be worth NOTHING.

  • @chadjones1266
    @chadjones1266 Před měsícem

    Thanks again

  • @jesseizzo8195
    @jesseizzo8195 Před měsícem +5

    The lemon juice expired 26 years ago, not 25.

  • @vanessawhitneypro
    @vanessawhitneypro Před měsícem +4

    4:20 - Top down, seat belt off, in a convertible... Definitely an "intelligent" creature...

  • @burningbarnavit
    @burningbarnavit Před měsícem +7

    I've never used Truth Social, but I certainly bought the stock. Why? If Trump is gonna run a pump n' dump, I'm jumping in and donating my profits to local Progressive politicians! 😂

  • @tucci007da
    @tucci007da Před měsícem +2

    the squatty potty is a miracle of science and innovation! however I simply use a bucket turned upside down to achieve that 'squat' position which straightens out the colon for more efficient bowel evacuation.

  • @jeffreysmick821
    @jeffreysmick821 Před měsícem

    That laughing part was HighLarious!!!!!😂

  • @NewMessage
    @NewMessage Před měsícem +19

    In fairness, you don't look like you're having much fun in that ice cream date graphic either.

    • @paulyricca3881
      @paulyricca3881 Před měsícem +2

      👴🏻🥃 ARE U KIDDIN ME ? YOURE A TROLL

    • @madeleineprice9645
      @madeleineprice9645 Před měsícem +1

      @@paulyricca3881 - 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

    • @paulyricca3881
      @paulyricca3881 Před měsícem

      @@madeleineprice9645 👴🏻🥃 U GOT DAT RITE

    • @paulyricca3881
      @paulyricca3881 Před měsícem

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    • @paulyricca3881
      @paulyricca3881 Před měsícem

      @@madeleineprice9645 😫 MADELEINEEPRICE U DOWN DERE? 🕳

  • @nunnayrbznz3576
    @nunnayrbznz3576 Před měsícem +3

    Seth, Don't take the Colbert invite personally. You aren't the Mike Johnson Look-alike! Treasure that ice cream date & take Joe to the airport, better to be a friend than an employee! (Yes. I KNOW it was a joke!)

  • @evannadeau3938
    @evannadeau3938 Před měsícem +1

    Damn. One of the best monologues!

  • @lindahamilton2847
    @lindahamilton2847 Před měsícem +1

    Excellent, Seth

  • @NewMessage
    @NewMessage Před měsícem +5

    10:27
    ugh.. I only HOPE the video of Rudy he has is the one in the car...

  • @Ketoinvestor
    @Ketoinvestor Před měsícem +9

    Reducing your tips to delivery drivers will speed them up and they’ll try even harder to give you great service 👍 Really? 🤔 No, not really 😂

    • @sndchamp9949
      @sndchamp9949 Před měsícem +2

      As a dude who delivered Uber eats for half a year that’s not true. Just Tip three dollars atleast and it’s mostly worth jt

    • @IntelligentArtefact
      @IntelligentArtefact Před měsícem

      Cook at home and stop feeding the underpaid sector.

    • @Ketoinvestor
      @Ketoinvestor Před měsícem

      @@sndchamp9949 Reread my comment and you’ll see that we are in total agreement

    • @lisadeak5723
      @lisadeak5723 Před měsícem +1

      Is that what Rudy’s doing driving with the top down?!?!

  • @nerrieconyers6511
    @nerrieconyers6511 Před měsícem

    Keep it up Seth!!! I love your style Bro.!!!

  • @rebeccap274
    @rebeccap274 Před 17 dny

    I love the 'How dare you!!!' LoL 🤣

  • @johnburroughs9864
    @johnburroughs9864 Před měsícem +4

    So the main question is why is this company merging with true social when truth social is obviously losing money and users, so why are they giving Trump billions of dollars only one thing I can think of

  • @brianleung67
    @brianleung67 Před měsícem +4

    Wouldn't the RR Crossing sign indicate NO Rudys allowed?

    • @00SmileTime00
      @00SmileTime00 Před měsícem +2

      Yeah, but it's no Rudys. They're allowed one.

    • @gamewiz720
      @gamewiz720 Před měsícem +1

      I understood that reference ​@@00SmileTime00

  • @jeffreycarman2185
    @jeffreycarman2185 Před měsícem

    Best callbacks ever. 😂

  • @scottamartin2518
    @scottamartin2518 Před měsícem +3

    Giuliani is not only "Drivin' with the top down," but also "Drivin' without a seat belt." Pull that guy over and give him a "COMPLETE" 😉 search.

  • @MrRjhyt
    @MrRjhyt Před měsícem +4

    Trump's shares only have that worth if he sells that at that price. It's true value, isn't the one of the launch bubble. I'm more outraged by the literally unjustified leeway, and reduction he was given with the looming half a billion fee he was facing being reduced by a third. That he'll clearly try to say should be the final penalty, and the equally inexplicable extension he received!

  • @jvandershark6267
    @jvandershark6267 Před měsícem +2

    Sooo… anyone else think the laughing part sounded like Tucker? 🤣

  • @13thAMG
    @13thAMG Před měsícem +5

    The SEC should be investigating the spike in share price and prosecuting because of it.

    • @chiguireespacialespecial
      @chiguireespacialespecial Před měsícem +2

      I can´t beleive tha pace of the wheels of justice but I think they are grinding, and when Twampy loses in November, they will still slowly grind, Tinder is faster

    • @13thAMG
      @13thAMG Před měsícem

      @@chiguireespacialespecial Yeah, It's insane that your American system over there preaches about fairness but slow walks what it wants to, all in the name of so called 'freedom'. More like FreeDUMB. Also, the recent threats to a Judge's daughter and the dissemination of images of Biden tied up in rope as a lynch mob prisoner attracts no action at all. But Kathy Griffin went through hell for a legitimate visual gag. Makes me sick.

  • @TeeJayDeluxe
    @TeeJayDeluxe Před měsícem

    Seth is so fantastic 🎉

  • @zankfrappe5145
    @zankfrappe5145 Před měsícem +4

    Dang Kelly Anne looks beat up from the street up