Giuliani’s Masked Singer Debacle & Trump’s Preposterous Plan to Steal All the Elections

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  • Jimmy is dealing with a tricky situation involving his garbage cans, Rudy Giuliani was one of the contestants on “The Masked Singer,” the New York Times has revealed new details about the shady ways Rudy was trying to help Trump overturn the election, some of the nuts who claim the election was stolen are currently running for Secretary of State in battleground states, Jimmy has a big idea for how to handle elections in the future, Trump reportedly gave serious thought to issuing a blanket pardon to everyone who supported him in the attack on January 6th, President Biden has been tussling with TikTok, the plan to nominate the first black woman to serve on the Supreme Court is not sitting well with a number of Republicans including Senator John Kennedy of Louisiana, we took the audio from a bladder medication commercial and put it over John Kennedy’s latest campaign ad, a 73-year-old crime fighting grandma stopped a shoplifter in British Columbia, and This Week in Unnecessary Censorship.
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  • @tonigonzalez1926
    @tonigonzalez1926 Před 2 lety +6

    Get rid of the Electoral College

  • @judychandler8485
    @judychandler8485 Před 2 lety +3

    I've never watched the masked singer before & now I know I never will.

  • @paulcombs-bomuse6172
    @paulcombs-bomuse6172 Před 2 lety +10

    Excuse me Jimmy, I’m only four years younger than our President, and I was using computers before there was Windows. Those of us in our seventies are not necessarily unaware of technology. I would also like to remind you that one’s of these days, we hope, you will be 79 years old (-:).

    • @disastermaster1413
      @disastermaster1413 Před 2 lety +2

      Someone is triggered. Before windows aka the operating system there was dos and before dos there was another system that xerox used.

  • @grammysal
    @grammysal Před 2 lety +26

    Yes! I have been saying this for years! Get rid of Electoral College and go with popular vote!

    • @robertely686
      @robertely686 Před 2 lety

      It's been happening for the last 30 years in your country - you only just noticed?!

    • @nancystowell4877
      @nancystowell4877 Před 2 lety +1

      @Le cerveau The Electoral College, NOT the voters; put both George W. Bush and Trump into the Oval Office, in both cases those men LOST the Majority vote!

  • @flapjackjuice3338
    @flapjackjuice3338 Před 2 lety +58

    How proud am I of Kim and Robin for walking off!

    • @vietnamd0820
      @vietnamd0820 Před 2 lety +3

      Yes!

    • @13699111
      @13699111 Před 2 lety +3

      Second that !!l

    • @CaptainJeffMarchant
      @CaptainJeffMarchant Před 2 lety +4

      Had so much respect for Rudy when 9/11 happened. I have lost every ounce of respect after his antics during our last president in office. He needs to stay out of politics after being brainwashed by our last president in office!!!

    • @vietnamd0820
      @vietnamd0820 Před 2 lety +7

      @@CaptainJeffMarchant
      Rudy was always a madman…before he became mayor, he led a riot of police on city hall…his involvement in the insurrection at the Capitol is consistent with his past

    • @flapjackjuice3338
      @flapjackjuice3338 Před 2 lety +2

      @Damien Vryce is the political moral highground really that moral? 🤣

  • @jaggillar6680
    @jaggillar6680 Před 2 lety +17

    Sen John Kennedy (R) is truly despicable.

  • @mariebelle3493
    @mariebelle3493 Před 2 lety +2

    I wouldn't be surprised to see Marjorie Taylor Green come and sing YMCA! This is America

  • @civil_villain
    @civil_villain Před 2 lety +39

    The SCOTUS should be expanded to 13, and some actually qualified and experienced justices should be appointed.

    • @PADS62
      @PADS62 Před 2 lety

      I Completely Agree! ❤️

  • @PokerMisery
    @PokerMisery Před 2 lety +10

    Love that lady!!

    • @Emma-dh1lx
      @Emma-dh1lx Před 2 lety +1

      Yea, she's a good person and the guy is scum for stealing and not supporting himself by working. But, FFF Walmart! Underpay employees and treat them like crap. That corporation deserves to be stolen from.

  • @TylerMcNamer
    @TylerMcNamer Před 2 lety +7

    This year is already starting out very fulfilling!

  • @denisearthur2117
    @denisearthur2117 Před 2 lety +6

    A trash can is truly the hardest thing ever to have taken away in the trash. I finally left a note.

  • @ced3fk
    @ced3fk Před 2 lety +1

    This is our daily reminder that Look Up isn’t a parody but a serious commentary on our society.

  • @197319493
    @197319493 Před 2 lety +4

    Put a note on the cans

  • @lilibee3443
    @lilibee3443 Před 2 lety +75

    Get rid of the antiquated electoral college. One person, one vote!

    • @justinbeechey232
      @justinbeechey232 Před 2 lety +8

      That and gerrymandering wrecked democracy.

    • @uffdad8211
      @uffdad8211 Před 2 lety +3

      The Electoral College became obsolete as soon as there were more than the original 13 States. It needs to go.

    • @joeymay2650
      @joeymay2650 Před 2 lety

      @@uffdad8211 We are not a democracy buddy we are a republic

    • @uffdad8211
      @uffdad8211 Před 2 lety +1

      @@joeymay2650 Technically, you are correct, but we commonly refer to ourselves as a democracy. Thanks for pointing that out.

  • @clayton584
    @clayton584 Před 2 lety +3

    The one guy that laughed louder than the rest about short stack in Lake Erie warmed this Ohioan's heart

  • @christianjunghanel6724
    @christianjunghanel6724 Před 2 lety +9

    That grandma is the hero of the week ! Give her a medal!

  • @cross3624
    @cross3624 Před 2 lety +5

    Aww my 86 yr old mom from Scranton can run loops around most people with her tech. No fair to limit people because of their age

  • @mariebelle3493
    @mariebelle3493 Před 2 lety +5

    I can imagine Rudy sweating under that mask 🤮

  • @garyjones7044
    @garyjones7044 Před 2 lety +3

    The only singing I want to hear from rudy is in court.

  • @bettyegilliam
    @bettyegilliam Před 2 lety +2

    I had a broken plastic garbage can. I left notes on them to show the garbage men that it should go. Nothing! In order to get it picked up I had to maneuver it into a trash bag before they would pick it up!

  • @shelleybleu4903
    @shelleybleu4903 Před 2 lety +3

    Recycle them. Someone can use them. Paint them with metal paint.

  • @derekcamp9764
    @derekcamp9764 Před 2 lety +13

    I would love to have those rusty trash cans. Just put a "Free" sign on them and us poor folk will haul them off.

    • @sunshine3914
      @sunshine3914 Před 2 lety

      He would have to haul them to another neighborhood.

    • @bsing2u
      @bsing2u Před 2 lety

      That's true. I live on a main road and when anyone puts bulky item on the curb they are gone before the Gmen show up.

  • @TheOfficialTarynTots
    @TheOfficialTarynTots Před 2 lety +5

    The video of the John Kennedy commercial reminds me of when Jon Stewart did McConnelling. They used video of McConnell and everyone put music to it. It was more fun than it sounds. Even my son got into that one.

  • @N.A525
    @N.A525 Před 2 lety +4

    He gotta pay those legal bills 🤷🏽‍♀️

  • @fvkijay
    @fvkijay Před 2 lety +283

    The one time in his life that he would willingly wear a mask

    • @heatherkohlmar7796
      @heatherkohlmar7796 Před 2 lety +11

      🤣🤣🤣🥇🏆💯

    • @BlackCat-dm7se
      @BlackCat-dm7se Před 2 lety +14

      you win the internet for today 🤣🤣🤣🏆

    • @Nicholas-mt4ci
      @Nicholas-mt4ci Před 2 lety +4

      so brave

    • @larrypanus2385
      @larrypanus2385 Před 2 lety

      He should wearnandicofndnm. Ajabd didorif to during!

    • @flone9872
      @flone9872 Před 2 lety +9

      I have no problem that he is put on the show, but he has to wear an orange jumpsuit 🎃

  • @RusstheTroubadour
    @RusstheTroubadour Před 2 lety +15

    Just do what Guillermo said.. have your assistant(s) take care of it.

  • @DavidNelsonATX
    @DavidNelsonATX Před 2 lety +1

    Jimmy, you got me to watch a GSK ad start to finish ... and like it. I don't think Kennedy should think he has a new opportunity if the government thing doesn't work out.

  • @rozrich1867
    @rozrich1867 Před 2 lety +4

    Jimmy, I've been asking that same question for many many years, about voting, Thanks for putting that out there, Love You and your Show😍

  • @sandrawilson8792
    @sandrawilson8792 Před 2 lety +9

    Lots of senior are fully capable of engaging on the internet. If they can't their grandchildren sure can. He gets it. He has granddaughters.

  • @AnalogiaArtificial
    @AnalogiaArtificial Před 2 lety +43

    Love Guillermo: Tell your assistant to do it.
    Hilarious.

  • @jackmorrison8269
    @jackmorrison8269 Před 2 lety +2

    Meanwhile in Canada our tool shop in Calgary was waiting for a trio of thieves we had on camera from another store. We parked a forklift behind their truck, and locked the doors. 15 guys tackled them, we zip tied em up, and had fun for a few hours before we called the cops

  • @charlenelord2628
    @charlenelord2628 Před 2 lety +1

    Jimmy, you have to put the trash cans you want gone inside another trash can or wrap them in a giant lawn and leaf bag. I went through this once.

  • @merryhunt9153
    @merryhunt9153 Před 2 lety +48

    Jimmy, the garbage men can't put something that big in their truck. You probably have to arrange for a bulky-item pickup.

    • @ereal4850
      @ereal4850 Před 2 lety +3

      THANK YOU!!! 😂

    • @jambutty2218
      @jambutty2218 Před 2 lety +1

      Cut them up with an angle grinder and put them in with the trash.

    • @ammaleslie509
      @ammaleslie509 Před 2 lety +2

      Yes, in my area you have to call and let them know when you have something big that won't fit in a regular trash can.

    • @domusdebellum3042
      @domusdebellum3042 Před 2 lety +1

      he should just put them inside the plastic bins.

  • @youtubeviewer5363
    @youtubeviewer5363 Před 2 lety +12

    I’d leave them there as well. Especially if I knew it was your house. I’m not trying to get sued for throwing away your vintage trash cans. 🤣🤷‍♂️

  • @judymccown6564
    @judymccown6564 Před 2 lety +1

    I will give you $100.00 for them. These would be in my memorabilia cabinet for generations to come. This 75 year old Grammy loves Jimmy.

  • @sunnyboknow
    @sunnyboknow Před 2 lety +1

    Having Rudy in our face after what he helped do to this country? He took part in the undoing of our democracy. Why force us to laugh and sing with him. The show is a disgrace, I will never watch it again

  • @russell2952
    @russell2952 Před 2 lety +8

    That bladder control ad was spot on.

  • @DougUnfunny
    @DougUnfunny Před 2 lety +6

    Jimmy garbage cans that size are for neighborhood pick up. Regular pick will not take large containers. you have to set appointment for them to take large pile of trash.

  • @FVWhimsy2010
    @FVWhimsy2010 Před 2 lety +5

    Call your refuse company to schedule bulk pickup removal...or see if they have scheduled bulk pickup times. Most refuse companies don't take bulk items with trash pickup...because those trucks use trash compactors.

  • @rickgoldstein9245
    @rickgoldstein9245 Před 2 lety +3

    Tell Jimmy he has to call large item pickup. Sanitation workers will NEVER pick up anything unless it is in one of the designated plastic colored bins. We've been using large item pickup for years.

  • @8arrows
    @8arrows Před 2 lety +14

    The only time Rudy wore a mask.

  • @robsvideos227
    @robsvideos227 Před 2 lety +107

    Holy crap that BS vesicare ad was so realistic I had to look twice to realize it wasn't an ad inside the video. Freaking brilliant

    • @zmaxx21
      @zmaxx21 Před 2 lety +7

      Yeah but she said she would rather drink weed killer than take the medicine.

  • @middleearth8809
    @middleearth8809 Před 2 lety +1

    One person, one vote! Wow revolutionary thinking. Sounds like democracy.

  • @jonathanlindsey8864
    @jonathanlindsey8864 Před 2 lety +35

    And people were worried about not having content after trump left. He's the gift that keeps on giving.

    • @Kosmical
      @Kosmical Před 2 lety

      BIDEN SURE IS!

    • @jonathanlindsey8864
      @jonathanlindsey8864 Před 2 lety +2

      ​@@Kosmical Do you think people will talk about Biden after he leaves office like they will / did trump?

    • @CarmelloYello
      @CarmelloYello Před 2 lety +1

      @@Kosmical Someone has Biden Derangement Syndrome. He is a very boring, inoffensive President. He could do better, but he’s already wayyyyy more efficient than that Orange Trash wannabe dictator we had who divided families with his outright, constant lies.

    • @robertely686
      @robertely686 Před 2 lety

      @@CarmelloYello the way Biden said the jab would stop the virus spreading.
      Biden's nepotism in giving his family jobs.
      Saying 'Let's go Brandon, I agree' on live TV.
      Continuing the Trump (and Obama) policy of locking up immigrant children.
      Promoting war in Russia.
      Continuing censorship and mass surveillance.
      Giving tax breaks to people who give him money.
      Funny how Jimmy would continually mock Trump for all of them but doesn't do the same for Biden isn't it!

  • @MirkaHK
    @MirkaHK Před 2 lety +42

    Put the old trash cans inside the plastic ones! And put the electoral collage there as well. :)

    • @sassysarina9718
      @sassysarina9718 Před 2 lety

      🤣🤣🤣👏👏👏

    • @MrBsbotto
      @MrBsbotto Před 2 lety +1

      But that's only if you have time to make an electoral collage. It takes a lotta time to cut up those electoral maps and paste them together 🤣

    • @nancystowell4877
      @nancystowell4877 Před 2 lety

      @@MrBsbotto: 😂😂🤣🤣Great play on words, thanks for the laugh!

  • @terilw
    @terilw Před 2 lety +93

    I have a lot of questions. Who in the world over at Fox thought this was a good idea? What was he even doing there? I’m wondering what he sang? "What Kind of Fool Am I?" would've been a good choice. If I had been a judge, I would have walked out too! Unfrigginbelievable!

    • @lirianoc
      @lirianoc Před 2 lety +2

      Everybody is talking about “The Masked Singer”… it's like “there’s no such thing as bad publicity” 🤷🏽‍♂

    • @terilw
      @terilw Před 2 lety +1

      I’ve never seen it, sooooo….

    • @lirianoc
      @lirianoc Před 2 lety +1

      @@terilw but now you're maybe curious about it. It's all over the news. I've never seen the show either, but I sort of want to see that mess. I will probably wait to watch the videos everywhere... 🤷🏽‍♂️

    • @terilw
      @terilw Před 2 lety +2

      Same here,@@lirianoc. I’ll wait to see it here. Someone will upload clips of it to social media if the footage isn’t axed.

    • @sgtsims4852
      @sgtsims4852 Před 2 lety

      Watching " Wannabe Celebrities" Or "Has Beens", Quote Unquote Humiliate Themselves, To Rekindle Another 15 Minutes, Has And Won't
      EVER Be On My "Must Watch" List.

  • @Minerva832
    @Minerva832 Před 2 lety

    That is my Country. I am not surprised that she stopped him. We a feisty in Canada.

  • @mikotomisaka8714
    @mikotomisaka8714 Před 2 lety +152

    Allowing Rudy Giulliani onto the Masked singer is the most stupid move I've ever heard of on Television.

    • @andre-qb6os
      @andre-qb6os Před 2 lety +35

      @@peterross7580 Yeah. And having Donald Trump as your 45th president is also the most stupid thing I've ever seen. Don't you agree?😎👍🏼

    • @KrustyKlown
      @KrustyKlown Před 2 lety +15

      GQP'ers LOVE the Masked Singer... the dumbest show on TV today.

    • @renosony6121
      @renosony6121 Před 2 lety +2

      You people are all rejects!

    • @religionisapoison2413
      @religionisapoison2413 Před 2 lety +10

      @@renosony6121 wow. Must suck to lose, historically bad, to rejects. I'll pray for your non reject self. You're going through such a hard time.

    • @schmitties
      @schmitties Před 2 lety +2

      People still watch cable shows?

  • @kingjamos2422
    @kingjamos2422 Před 2 lety +8

    The biggest shocker for me about the Giuliani story is that The Masked Singer had more than one season. I didn't even know that was a thing until about a few months ago.

  • @joblessbum7
    @joblessbum7 Před 2 lety +9

    You need to put a note on the cans if you want them to take them.

  • @ST-xg3gy
    @ST-xg3gy Před 2 lety +1

    Who on Earth thought booking that criminal, Rudy Giuliani on a mainstream television show was a good idea? I will never watch that program. There, cancel culture all day! 🤮

  • @mikebaginy8731
    @mikebaginy8731 Před 2 lety +10

    Another brilliant show, Jimmy!!

  • @douglashenry6996
    @douglashenry6996 Před 2 lety +150

    The only singing that I'll ever want to hear from Rudy Guiliani is to the January 6 committee.

    • @MsWarriordiva
      @MsWarriordiva Před 2 lety +12

      Or in his jail cell.

    • @oliverseitz9215
      @oliverseitz9215 Před 2 lety +1

      The only true things coming out of Rudy are wet farts...

    • @fitzfitzgerald1249
      @fitzfitzgerald1249 Před 2 lety

      We're never as strong, as we are until we have to be. Never Do as much, unless the need we see. Only give our best, when we fail at mediocrity. We Love rather than hate when we admit we're one humanity. We always give more, when compassion moves our heart with unbridled generosity. We Become more of our potential when we are made to see, that clearly our minds can believe in unfathomable possibilities, while seizing every opportunity, here in lies one's destiny. More than our scars, higher than our stars, for in our flaws are what defines our features, they're uniquely ours, as human creatures.
      We can run faster than on our slowest day. Reason better, and thinking it through all the way, regardless which direction our emotions may sway. We can find our voice when speechless, our strong words with meekness and our Courage in weakness. Always patience not quickness. Silence for peace than loudness, quietness of fear, not hopeless, for time and effort are equally unbiased. We are more than the stories we're told, we're the one's we write, each page unfold. We are the sum of our Lies and truth, fantasy, fiction, faith, and myths, no matter how uncouth. These are what shape us, our lives lived is the proof. We can be more right than wrong. More just than judge. More godlike than unlike. Reflecting Sunlight in our darkest night.
      Providing refuge. Never more alive until we die within and begin again. A Human Ark Divine in our human spark.
      by
      Steven Gooden

    • @sammalone7881
      @sammalone7881 Před 2 lety +1

      @@fitzfitzgerald1249 what does that have to do with the comment?

    • @Roncass4
      @Roncass4 Před 2 lety

      Maybe he can sing it at Sing Sing!

  • @02mb
    @02mb Před 2 lety +17

    Good News Grandma for the win. More of these Good News clips por favor.

  • @johnhaxby306
    @johnhaxby306 Před 2 lety +1

    "they call me pooky-dooky now". he said that with a straight face.

  • @timothyarmstrong5987
    @timothyarmstrong5987 Před 2 lety +3

    Those cans looked like they could be repurposed. "One mans garbage is another mans treasure" Well maybe not exactly treasure but you get the point right. Right?
    Oh yeah Five stars to Lady standing up for everything decent.

  • @civil_villain
    @civil_villain Před 2 lety +233

    Amy Coney Barrett never, ever, tried a case to verdict, and had less than two years experience at the time of nomination, but sure, the Republicans are concerned about a nominee they don't even know yet. 🙄

    • @civil_villain
      @civil_villain Před 2 lety +63

      Brett Kavanaugh repeatedly lied, whined, sobbed, and wept - *during his job interview* - for a lifetime appointment to the highest court in the land.

    • @zmaxx21
      @zmaxx21 Před 2 lety +18

      All three are hacks.

    • @therealhiesenberg2731
      @therealhiesenberg2731 Před 2 lety +23

      Amy Phony Barret

    • @lolawants2008
      @lolawants2008 Před 2 lety +6

      That’s disgusting

    • @warrenreid6109
      @warrenreid6109 Před 2 lety +5

      Amy and Brett both should be booted off the court for incompetence.

  • @musashinagatsubo9574
    @musashinagatsubo9574 Před 2 lety +10

    You put the old trashcans inside the ones they pickup. Otherwise they just think they are regular trashcans and they are not supposed to take those.

    • @AnnieWarbux
      @AnnieWarbux Před 2 lety

      Some things they can't take but, if it's in a big Trash bag, then they don't know what they don't know... so the garbage guy told me..

  • @DD-RSA
    @DD-RSA Před 2 lety +1

    This was one of your best Jimmy

  • @thefilmwhisperer1105
    @thefilmwhisperer1105 Před 2 lety +21

    Wow, that shoplifter beats the stupidity of a shoplifter I personally witnessed, trying to walk out with 2 full-size VACUUM CLEANERS!

  • @phyllisseidl9117
    @phyllisseidl9117 Před 2 lety +53

    We have that tricky voting system in Australia...tricky but it seems to work.

    • @orsitheawesome
      @orsitheawesome Před 2 lety +3

      We have that here as well in Canada, no complaints

    • @marceld6061
      @marceld6061 Před 2 lety +2

      @@orsitheawesome No we don't. We have *Ridings* . The party with the most ridings elected wins in a *first past the post* system. The Party Leader (if elected in their own riding) becomes Prime Minister. It is definitely NOT a 'One Person One Vote' system.

    • @deadshot8077
      @deadshot8077 Před 2 lety +1

      No we don’t @Phyllis - we don’t vote directly for the PM!

    • @deadshot8077
      @deadshot8077 Před 2 lety

      @@marceld6061 same as Australia. We don’t call them Ridings here though, we call them Electorates.

    • @fathelph
      @fathelph Před 2 lety +2

      We even have that voting system in my 3rd world country

  • @laidbackassassin
    @laidbackassassin Před 2 lety +5

    You have to take the old garbage cans apart to have them take them away, literally demolish them

  • @toobasaurus23
    @toobasaurus23 Před 2 lety +36

    Dispense with the Electoral College and mandate the popular vote across all states. Simple!

    • @nunyvanstta135
      @nunyvanstta135 Před 2 lety +1

      Erm, no 😒 That will mean the biggest most populated states would be choosing the outcome all the time.

    • @Boaz833
      @Boaz833 Před 2 lety +4

      @@nunyvanstta135 why would that be a problem? We are all one country.

    • @Intwtf47
      @Intwtf47 Před 2 lety

      @@Boaz833 because every election would come down to New York and ca having the day of everything and if you don’t live in those states your voice isn’t heard did you not pay attention in school?

    • @Boaz833
      @Boaz833 Před 2 lety

      @@Intwtf47 how is that worse than these ignorant uneducated backwater Hicks having control and giving us disasters like Bush and trump?

  • @TravisTerrell
    @TravisTerrell Před 2 lety +1

    The bins clearly do not look like trash! Without a sign, I would never take somebody's garbage can without permission, even if it doesn't match!

  • @beapower7045
    @beapower7045 Před 2 lety +79

    I love our Canadian grandmas! She was excellent & I love the way she manoeuvered her cart into that man's way & then said "Excuse me!" So Canadian! (Elders here can feel free to enforce proper behaviour, because nobody here expects anybody else to have a gun.)

    • @AnnoyingMoose
      @AnnoyingMoose Před 2 lety +13

      Not having a gun IS proper behaviour!

    • @fitzfitzgerald1249
      @fitzfitzgerald1249 Před 2 lety +6

      We're never as strong, as we are until we have to be. Never Do as much, unless the need we see. Only give our best, when we fail at mediocrity. We Love rather than hate when we admit we're one humanity. We always give more, when compassion moves our heart with unbridled generosity. We Become more of our potential when we are made to see, that clearly our minds can believe in unfathomable possibilities, while seizing every opportunity, here in lies one's destiny. More than our scars, higher than our stars, for in our flaws are what defines our features, they're uniquely ours, as human creatures.
      We can run faster than on our slowest day. Reason better, and thinking it through all the way, regardless which direction our emotions may sway. We can find our voice when speechless, our strong words with meekness and our Courage in weakness. Always patience not quickness. Silence for peace than loudness, quietness of fear, not hopeless, for time and effort are equally unbiased. We are more than the stories we're told, we're the one's we write, each page unfold. We are the sum of our Lies and truth, fantasy, fiction, faith, and myths, no matter how uncouth. These are what shape us, our lives lived is the proof. We can be more right than wrong. More just than judge. More godlike than unlike. Reflecting Sunlight in our darkest night.
      Providing refuge. Never more alive until we die within and begin again. A Human Ark Divine in our human spark.
      by
      Steven Gooden

    • @PADS62
      @PADS62 Před 2 lety +3

      @Fitz Fitzgerald
      👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏
      That was really cool!!
      I Really liked it! You have a talent! 😊🥰😍
      Thanks for posting it! ❤

    • @PADS62
      @PADS62 Před 2 lety +1

      @@AnnoyingMoose
      Completely Agree!! 🙂

    • @fitzfitzgerald1249
      @fitzfitzgerald1249 Před 2 lety +3

      @@PADS62 A new Song From Isaiah 43:2
      "You Said " by Steven F Gooden
      YOU MOVED OVER THE VOID & SPOKE
      THRU SPACE & FILLED THE EMPTINESS
      THE DARK GAVE WAY & LIGHT CAME IN
      YOU SPOKE THE WORD AND ALL BEGAN
      YOU SAID 3X
      YOU SAID THEN MAN TOOK HIS 1RST
      BREATH
      YOU SAID LIVE & LIFE ROSE DEFEATING DEATH
      YOU SAID YOU SAID 2X
      YOU SAID THAT
      I WILL BE WITH YOU
      THROUGH THE FLOOD AND FIRE
      ILL PROTECT YOU I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE GOIN THRU
      BUT KNOW THAT I AM WITH YOU
      YOU SAID 3X
      YOU'RE NOT ALONE IKNOW JUST WHAT TO DO
      HOLY HOLY ARE YOU LORD
      MIGHTY AND THE ETERNAL ONE
      ABBA FATHER I LOVE YOU
      MORE AND MORE
      YOU SAID MY NAME AND
      CALLED ME YOUR OWN
      I KNOW I'M NOT ALONE.
      ISAIAH 43:2
      I WILL BE WITH YOU
      YOU SAID
      בבקשה

  • @13katecoombs
    @13katecoombs Před 2 lety +64

    Jimmy, they're trashcans sitting with other trashcans. The trash collectors think you've just added a couple of oddball cans to your lineup and never get around to filling them!

    • @jacklow9611
      @jacklow9611 Před 2 lety +2

      Maybe knock some holes in the rusted places, put some major dents in them, and make them actually look like they need to go with the rest of the trash.

    • @dolfan0019
      @dolfan0019 Před 2 lety +5

      Do you think you're talking directly to jimmy

    • @alpimarzi5501
      @alpimarzi5501 Před 2 lety +4

      No, they’re too bulky! He has to call 311 and schedule a pick up with the city. Regular garbage trucks don’t take stuff like that!

    • @ricksimon9867
      @ricksimon9867 Před 2 lety +3

      I thought it was a bit? Obviously the trash collectors will never take those cans; there is no reason to think they would. I thought he was joking, and I didn't get the joke.

    • @13katecoombs
      @13katecoombs Před 2 lety +3

      @@alpimarzi5501 Aha! Good point.

  • @mytexasdays1526
    @mytexasdays1526 Před 2 lety +10

    I can't watch several fun shows anymore because of the host or the bizarre contestants now they've ruined the masked singer by having a political figure on as a singer. Dwts was ruined by having a disgraced Olympian who lied. Now this? Who's making these decisions?

    • @tamarascoloringcoven718
      @tamarascoloringcoven718 Před 2 lety +1

      I guess you forgot about Sarah Palin?? But yet lets be all over Rudi, its a damn game leave it at that. Damn not everything has to be about how your feel about politics. Let others love it for what it is a good family show, you don't like, DON'T watch it, turn the channel, shut the tv off. But let those who love the show enjoy it!

    • @nancystowell4877
      @nancystowell4877 Před 2 lety +1

      @@tamarascoloringcoven718 Wow, who pissed in your corn flakes?

  • @lizamarie671
    @lizamarie671 Před 2 lety +1

    Guillermo, always on point🤣

  • @kiki7217
    @kiki7217 Před 2 lety +45

    I don't know what's more terrifying Rudy with a mask or Rudy without one.

    • @4leafclover243
      @4leafclover243 Před 2 lety +4

      Both?

    • @kiki7217
      @kiki7217 Před 2 lety +2

      @@4leafclover243 yes!

    • @michaelmoore2549
      @michaelmoore2549 Před 2 lety

      He saved NY before it became woke and insane

    • @shnola504
      @shnola504 Před 2 lety +1

      @@michaelmoore2549 well if that is true, he should have retired while he was still sane.

    • @robertely686
      @robertely686 Před 2 lety

      Remember when Biden said the jab would stop the virus spreading.
      And you're still talking about the old cretins?

  • @BooksForever
    @BooksForever Před 2 lety +40

    They probably didn't walk off because they were angry... they likely walked off because they had to get sick in a bucket. That's what gentlemen do.

    • @TheNefastor
      @TheNefastor Před 2 lety +4

      I would have just barfed directly on rudy.

    • @michaelccozens
      @michaelccozens Před 2 lety +2

      Nicole Scherzinger and Jenny McCarthy (as well as all the cowardly anonymous Fox execs who okayed this attempt to rehab an active traitor) should be deeply ashamed for not joining the walk-out, though it's hard to imagine they have any shame left.

  • @btrous1
    @btrous1 Před 2 lety +1

    Jimmy, paper & plastic ONLY! Seriously, they don’t haul away your junk! YOU DO! No washing machines, old bicycles, metal filing cabinets, that old used car you’re saving for that 16yr old….welcome to the REAL WORLD!

  • @lb14188
    @lb14188 Před 2 lety +3

    Some People actually don't like you Jimmy!
    I love you!
    I get my comedy from politics
    my politics from comedy
    And my happy from KIMMEL

  • @Godric_71
    @Godric_71 Před 2 lety +13

    You have to put a note on them telling the Sanitation Engineers to take them.

    • @Godric_71
      @Godric_71 Před 2 lety +2

      @@citrusbutter7718 No. Sanitation Engineers

  • @NewMessage
    @NewMessage Před 2 lety +74

    When I heard Rudy was gonna be on the show, I assumed they were workshopping 'The Anti-Mask Singer'.

  • @Jaialai828
    @Jaialai828 Před 2 lety +1

    Get that grandma on your show Jimmy !

  • @soniainnit3773
    @soniainnit3773 Před 2 lety +1

    Mr. Kimmel, it is almost impossible to throw away trash cans! You have to put them inside of another trash can. Crazy, I know.

  • @withershin
    @withershin Před 2 lety +7

    We're only going to get random OJ jokes for a limited time moving forward. RIP Norm.

  • @adamf663
    @adamf663 Před 2 lety +191

    That grandma stopping a shoplifter reminds me of another story where some punk tried to rob an 80 year old man who was doing some lawn trimming with a weed wacker. He successfully struck back by using the weed wacker as a weapon!

    • @zmaxx21
      @zmaxx21 Před 2 lety +16

      Sounds like he got bushwhacked!

    • @user-sb7iy5nw9b
      @user-sb7iy5nw9b Před 2 lety +10

      Lol... Nice

    • @arthurphilipdent291
      @arthurphilipdent291 Před 2 lety

      He?

    • @Markle2k
      @Markle2k Před 2 lety +11

      You could easily collect some DNA evidence with a weed whacker. Ouch!

    • @thisistheaccountname
      @thisistheaccountname Před 2 lety +11

      I hate Walmart, but what was that dude thinking he was doing with a cart full of groceries and I am assuming he was riding that bicycle.
      Unless he was going to load it into someone's vehicle and then ride away on the bike.
      Then how was he thinking he'd get all that loaded up and left before police arrived?
      Sheesh.

  • @jimmybobthorn5345
    @jimmybobthorn5345 Před 2 lety +3

    The Unknown Comic back in the 80s never took the paper bag off his head. Too bad Rudy doesn't just leave the mask on, all the time.

  • @winkieblink7625
    @winkieblink7625 Před 2 lety +5

    Perfect Monologue.
    Every Walmart MUST have Grandma security. How can a bad guy beat up a grandma!?

  • @tylerkochman1007
    @tylerkochman1007 Před 2 lety +115

    As soon as that news about Rudy broke I was looking forward to late night shows to unleash their jokes

    • @libertyhannah451
      @libertyhannah451 Před 2 lety +4

      I was thinking the exact same 😂

    • @marvinbarragan1231
      @marvinbarragan1231 Před 2 lety

      What if the person that got the most votes...? Omg I can’t believe how people rehearse these poorly backed statements

  • @shermanculbertson6244
    @shermanculbertson6244 Před 2 lety +33

    Jimmy’s humor and jokes are always on point.

  • @howardkerr8174
    @howardkerr8174 Před 2 lety +9

    "...I'm not going to vote for a Supreme Court Justice that's going to re-write The Constitution every other thursday..."
    Then tell U.S. John (not the good one ) Kennedy, how did you rationalize voting for Brett Kavanaugh and Amy Coney Barrett?

  • @thisistheaccountname
    @thisistheaccountname Před 2 lety +4

    The person with the cart full of groceries trying to get away on a bicycle is why people get caught.

  • @stephanpayne1841
    @stephanpayne1841 Před 2 lety +14

    Nobody ever went broke underestimating the taste of the American public.

    • @McLKeith
      @McLKeith Před 2 lety +1

      Your quote is from H L Mencken in 1915.

    • @stephanpayne1841
      @stephanpayne1841 Před 2 lety

      TY Keith I thought it might have been PT Barnum. Ballyhoo is Ballyhoo Giuliani is the biggest clown in this circus/sideshow

  • @karendeitrick6508
    @karendeitrick6508 Před 2 lety +37

    Rudy has to earn money some way.He has to come up with money for all the lawsuits against him and alimony. Poor Rudy is broke.

  • @suekral9627
    @suekral9627 Před 2 lety +1

    Your writers did a great job changing the words on the commercial. I am thinking if they could put Donny boy’s words to a video of Mr. Ed it would be hilarious.

  • @zebpongo1
    @zebpongo1 Před 2 lety +8

    I sympathize with the garbage can dilemma. I have 3 Rubbermaid cans that have no wheels or handles anymore. They will not stand by themselves either. So I stacked the three and laid them next to and surrounded by the rest of the garbage. This, my finest and latest effort, also failed.

  • @erin19030
    @erin19030 Před 2 lety +12

    Yes, dump the electoral vote.

  • @gobotjones
    @gobotjones Před 2 lety +202

    Get those rusted garbage cans recycled, Jimmy. Take them yourself, film it, and then air it. Bring along Ed Begley Jr. Everyone wins.

    • @jsl8461
      @jsl8461 Před 2 lety +9

      This is the correct answer.
      (Well, in fairness to Jimmy, every region has its own trash collection system, and I don't know what his district does with huge metal trash bins)

    • @asterix7842
      @asterix7842 Před 2 lety +11

      Get a Sharpie and write on them in big letters “These are trash- please take them”. The scrap collectors who drive around will take them.

    • @fitzfitzgerald1249
      @fitzfitzgerald1249 Před 2 lety +3

      We're never as strong, as we are until we have to be. Never Do as much, unless the need we see. Only give our best, when we fail at mediocrity. We Love rather than hate when we admit we're one humanity. We always give more, when compassion moves our heart with unbridled generosity. We Become more of our potential when we are made to see, that clearly our minds can believe in unfathomable possibilities, while seizing every opportunity, here in lies one's destiny. More than our scars, higher than our stars, for in our flaws are what defines our features, they're uniquely ours, as human creatures.
      We can run faster than on our slowest day. Reason better, and thinking it through all the way, regardless which direction our emotions may sway. We can find our voice when speechless, our strong words with meekness and our Courage in weakness. Always patience not quickness. Silence for peace than loudness, quietness of fear, not hopeless, for time and effort are equally unbiased. We are more than the stories we're told, we're the one's we write, each page unfold. We are the sum of our Lies and truth, fantasy, fiction, faith, and myths, no matter how uncouth. These are what shape us, our lives lived is the proof. We can be more right than wrong. More just than judge. More godlike than unlike. Reflecting Sunlight in our darkest night.
      Providing refuge. Never more alive until we die within and begin again. A Human Ark Divine in our human spark.
      by
      Steven Gooden

    • @Markle2k
      @Markle2k Před 2 lety +2

      I have a feeling that Cousin Mickie would know exactly how to solve his problem. Her core competencies seem to be in that realm.

    • @peterross7580
      @peterross7580 Před 2 lety

      Really, he's trying to brainwash the viewers using the same MO that was used on him, that's how it works, I'm stupid, now with our system, your a little stupider than me.

  • @cathyh675
    @cathyh675 Před 2 lety +3

    Not that anyone in his staff will see this, but in my city you have to call because it's a separate truck for items that can't fit in your garbage can. Since they are trash cans I can imagine they'd be reluctant to take them since they are next to your garbage cans. Or wait till they disintegrate on their own outside. Eventually everything will get returned to the Earth. 😜

  • @brianward7550
    @brianward7550 Před 2 lety +1

    If those garbage bins are metal, maybe they can be recycled in some way, they don't have scrappers where you live? Look for an old guy in an even older pickup!

  • @audreymuzingo933
    @audreymuzingo933 Před 2 lety +17

    I mean if you're going to try walking out with a shopping cart full of loot, maybe don't try to look exactly like the burglar in the ADT commercials?

  • @JD-dh7bk
    @JD-dh7bk Před 2 lety +37

    I can't believe the Masked Singer is still a show! And why did the Fox people think Rudy Giuliani was a good idea!?? Really ??

    • @rekcusdoo
      @rekcusdoo Před 2 lety +6

      Shock value. Maybe ratings are dropping.

    • @Kosmical
      @Kosmical Před 2 lety +2

      KAMALA WOULD BE BETTER...WOULDN'T HAVE TO WEAR A MASK.

    • @tamarascoloringcoven718
      @tamarascoloringcoven718 Před 2 lety +1

      but the American Singer & Survivor is?? Those 2 shows in & of itself I personally think suck. But those are always on, but I chose to change the channel & let those who like it watch it, but you who doesn't like it lets take if off the air because YOU don't like & screw those who do like it.

  • @marcilk7534
    @marcilk7534 Před 2 lety +1

    Jimmy, when I have things too big to fit in the bin, I have to arrange a special collection. Just put them in your trash bin. They look like they’ll fit, at least one at a time.

  • @ritasumigray1612
    @ritasumigray1612 Před 2 lety +1

    I've heard this problem before about getting rid of garbage cans. You have to put a note on it or dump it in one of the bins.

  • @isntthatspecial3316
    @isntthatspecial3316 Před 2 lety +14

    I had that happen to me with an old trash can. I kept sitting it out week after week, and the damn thing was still there. Even taped a note on it with BIG LETTERS "TAKE ME PLEASE. I AM OLD and WANT TO BE WITH MY PEOPLE" Nope, they STILL didn't take it. So alas, the deceased trash can is still with us. Haunting us forever.

    • @sunshine3914
      @sunshine3914 Před 2 lety

      Where I live, no one would be riding on the side of garbage truck, in 100°+ heat, if they were literate.

  • @macksterp4112
    @macksterp4112 Před 2 lety +265

    I remember when I first learned about the electoral college, probably in middle school,,,, I felt so cheated! I was always told in school that my vote mattered, and I would be directly responsible for putting a president in office. I was so furious!

    • @user-kc8sw1ut6q
      @user-kc8sw1ut6q Před 2 lety +5

      Made up

    • @foreversocal1
      @foreversocal1 Před 2 lety +22

      I felt like this when I read what the electoral college is. Not so dramatic but I was like, that sucks & is kinda stupid.
      I don't remember learning it in school but I'm sure we did

    • @ericklaus3972
      @ericklaus3972 Před 2 lety +6

      How could you feel cheated in middle school you couldn't vote!!!!

    • @anabaird3835
      @anabaird3835 Před 2 lety +20

      Same. Finding out there's a shorter way to do division, that there's no Santa, and the finding out how the electoral college college works are the 3things in life that really messed me up. The electoral college thing being the WORST by far.

    • @anabaird3835
      @anabaird3835 Před 2 lety +22

      @@foreversocal1 it was that dramatic for ME. In 2016, my state voted for Hillary(the popular vote) bit the electoral college said "Meh, we're gonna vote for Trump anyway". I didn't even know they could do that! It did go to Supreme Court. They were told if they ever do it again, they'd be fined $1,500 (couch cushion change for THEM). They didn't pull that again for 2020 (thank goodness) but anyway, that's when I learned how it really works. I lost all faith.

  • @dmmuldowney
    @dmmuldowney Před 2 lety +2

    LOL, thanks for the laugh Jimmy!

  • @70foolio
    @70foolio Před 2 lety +9

    I was so scared for that old lady. But I clapped for her in the end. My hate for Walmart to let the customers do the work that security should have done.