Trump Puts Pence in the Doghouse, Giuliani Ordered to Seize Voting Machines & Tom Brady Retires
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- čas přidán 5. 06. 2024
- Jimmy accidentally put the F word in his kids’ school lunches, today is the start of the Lunar New Year and Black History Month, Mike Pence is in the doghouse with Donald Trump, many of the documents from January 6th that needed to be handed over were personally torn into pieces by Trump, Rudy Giuliani was instructed to see if they could legally take control of the voting machines in the states Donny lost, the FDA gave their official seal of approval to Moderna’s COVID vaccine and for reasons we will never comprehend they’re calling it “Spikevax,” and since Tom Brady announced that he’s retiring we thought it would be good to check in with his biggest fan, baby Tommy Brady Fitzpatrick.
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"There was a very bad word in my lunch today!!' Tooooooo funny
i killed myself laughing too ...hilarious
Tommy Brady Baby is freakin’ hilarious!
That baby was wicked funny 😄 !
He's got the accent down! 👍🏼🤣
@@sonjaleesloth I was going to say "shoutout to Seekonk!" 😆😆
@@LindaC616 Wicked pissah!
@@sonjaleesloth "no suh!"
"... his former owner."
Clearly, that collar is still good and tight.
Jajajajajajajajajajajajajajajaja good one
The baby gave an amazing performance 😂
The Brady baby was hilarious😂😂😂
Lol shoutout to Seekonk 😆
Too funny! Had me busting a gut, crying 😂😂😂
Pure goal. I almost choked with laughter.
Oh man, I am barely alive after the segment with Tommy
They need to arrest the dough boy already!
lmao Did not expect "tiny little bbq fingerprints"
I honestly want to understand why people follow him to the point of going to jail for him.
Why do they follow him? Why did some Germans, their country in ruins and on the verge of complete annihilation, write fawning letters to their great leader even as Berlin was about to fall. Why do some people accept the word of someone like David Koresh when he claims to be the messiah (and has sex with your wife and underage daughter). Some people are prone to "right-wing authoritarianism" (it's a thing). It's like a religious fanaticism where reality ceases to exist and you believe what you want or are told to believe, truth be damned.
Because: cults/religion
You know the saying "take the intelligence of the average American" well, there's a top half and a bottom half, so almost any idiot can be supported and win.
I don’t even think is because of Trump. I think is for the party. They don’t want to accept that Republicans have the worst ideas, they are hypocrites and they didn’t have anyone else
If you can figure that out you deserve a serious reward or something. It baffles the mind.
It's a wonder it doesn't burst into flames when it accuses others of "breaking the law".
Greatest & Most Consequential
line of poetry, for our time:
“Presidents are not kings, and
Plaintiff is not President” -- U.S.
District Judge Tanya Chutkan -
Tuesday, 2021-11-09.
Yes!!!
Guillermo is funny. 😆
He’s barely human.
Wow, "the unselect committee"? Poor guy's nicknames are really dropping off
Jimmy, thank you for making me laugh every single day❣️❣️❣️❣️❣️
Baby Tommy is disgustingly hilarious!!!!!
You're the best Jimmy! Stay strong !
If laughter is the best medicine then Jimmy will cure what ills ya!
@American Underground It's so easy to spot you trolling again.
Did anyone else laugh way too hard at the SpikeVax®️ bit🤣🤣
No.
Was perfect jajajajaja love it.
No but I smiled because it reminded me of the commercials in Idiocracy.
I did 😂😂🗣️SPIKEVAX
The Spike Vax was genius.
Where do you you find these people? Baby Brady???? 😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂
That baby killed 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
They literally did recount and found more for biden 😂😂😂
Exactly! LOL MAGAts don't get tired of losing over and over again.. LOL
@@maddoxghostman4572 😂😂
@@egggamer1800 So you don't get tired of losing?
That was the best outcome they didn't expect!! Hahahahahahaha
Depends on what channel you watch the ones i watch they found thousands of illegal ballots for biden. The truth will all come out one day on how the democrats cheated and changed rules and laws to win the election and theres no way an idiot like biden got 10 million more votes than obama it just didnt happen
i love the way JImmy throws in his regular/ family . just genius and sincere
You have to see the episode where he has a fight with his kids over pancakes. And says Alexa order pancakes. The next episode is equally funny because it explains there were problems with Alexa order pancakes
I still remember the one where he shows how he makes the kids' favorite pasta with his special sauce: blended cannellini beans. He says that the kids don't even know that they are eating (healthy) beans. Off camera we hear his daughter telling daddy that they know it has beans in it...
@@nicb4103 I’ll never forget how he mimicked Billy “Daddy, tomorrow for bwekfast, I want pancakes”. I almost died.
Guillermo's off screen laughter is one of the highlights of the show. 🤣
Siii 🥰🥰🥰💕🙌🇲🇽🤲🏼🤲🏼💝
So true!
Goofy
Absolutely. I always look forward to it.
Oh damn, I used to have to eat things with Wowbutter at school because allergens weren’t allowed in both my elementary and middle school. It wasn’t until high school that I was finally able to eat peanut butter in my lunch. One time in elementary school I had to convince my teachers that the suspiciously peanut butter looking spread in my sandwich was not peanut butter, but rather Wowbutter. But only when one teacher grabbed my sandwich and sniffed it was she finally convinced that it was not peanut butter. I just looked it up and apparently Wowbutter is made with soybeans…
As I've seen elsewhere, by Trump's logic then, if he were to win the 2024 election, Kamala Harris would have every right to overturn those results, and keep her and Biden in office.
That's not how that's works you potato. Stop watching Kimmel. He is just as bad as Trump and Biden. You guys really are something else
@@thegrove5259, YES, and people with a WORKING brain know that. However that is NOT what Keith Huggins said. It is "BY TRUMP'S LOGIC," can you NOT understand what you read???????
@@thegrove5259 Why are you watching, unsweet potato ?
Tommy needs an Oscar for that performance.
Yes!! 🤣🤣🤣
It was south-Boston to a tee. Perfect!
That baby’s tiny arms shovelling slop into a mans face was hilarious
Yesss 🤣
Lmao and them legs kicking🤣
Shout out to Mike's Pastry in that bit. Always a long line outside their store in the North End.
I can’t watch the skits. I love everything else.
That's the same thing Melania thinks every time she watches Trump eat from across a table. That's IF they ever actually spend time in the same room.
Its mind boggling only until you realise that DT supporters don't have much mind to boggle.
"WHY ARE YOU SUPPORTING THIS LUNATIC". The best line ever.🤪😂
I will never understand why anyone thinks trump was or is a great president.
@American Underground that lunatic IS tyranny.
@Rick Ton Just a question, but what - exactly - do you think democracy is?
@@ojisankusai The opposite of trumpism.
@@rckkeller9437 it’s a legit question. 🤷🏻♀️
Okay now that baby was hilarious 😂😂😂😂😂😂
When Guliani's telling you to tap the brakes on the insanity, you've _definitely_ gone a bit far...
No kidding
One year I was in Camarillo, me and my two young sons(4&6) were walking to the video arcade(1980)and someone had written in gigantic colored chalk letters down a whole 100ft or so of sidewalk the words F**k!!! Me I was slowly ingesting what I was seeing, as that registered I realized the 6 team old was studiously spelling and pronouncing with pride each one as we. Now wuznt no cussing in my house so he was virgin. I hushed sayn " those aren't good words to speak", went to the arcade spent three rolls of quarters, then home get ready for bed and school. Got home from work next day and was greeted with 2 pages of note book paper in colorful block letters that he wrote in school because he liked the colors and the way the word sounded when he said it😳 mind BLOWN. All I could do was was laff like a maniac, snot and tears🤣
Oh my gosh, Tom Brady Fitzpatrick! What a hoot! 👶🏻
LOVED Tommy!!!
Great. Hope you and your family has been vaccinated.
TomMY! TomMY!TomMY! Outstanding! 😂
Had peanut butter and jelly sandwiches not been allowed in school when I was a lad I would have starved.
I know after a long day of work when I’m hoping to relax and unwind I want nothing more than to hear about politics. That’s why I tune in to Jimmy Kimmel. The Democratic Party‘s biggest advocate
Just love how Jimmy uses the rump's own words against him!
For almost every action Trump did, there is a word - his own word - that condemns him jajajajajajajajajajajajaja
Jimmy sinks needs to be canceled has no talent and all his material is a great President ...He will get canceled soon thank god
Cancel Jimmy! What a deplorable comedian! Un American! But you go ahead and say what you want! You and those like you don't run the country!
You divide it!
The Tommy bit might be the funnest thing I have ever seen.
Whoever is doing the baby that shi is hilarious 🤣😆
I lost it at the baby angrily eating his food.
Lol. Even when the libs are losing HARD, still makes me laugh. Enjoy.
He tore up the papers? Wow! Another baby tantrum!
Tommy needs a raise, dude is hilarious
"Recount Dracula." Bravo sir, bravo!🤣
WHY IS TRUMP NOT UNDER THE JAIL???
This man is a ticking time bomb. Get him off the streets already!!!!!!
Oh quit exaggerating, Trump would put thousands of Americans in suicide bomber jackets to rush the next government building long before he ever put one on himself
Ditto! The longer they wait, the worse he's going to get! He just recently announced that if elected he was going to free the insurrectioners! He's also trying to instruct his base of what to do if he goes to jail!!!
Why is Biden & his crack head son not in jail - is the real question...!
@@johnstewart9141 ...that nobody except the author Vlad Putin...is asking
@@johnstewart9141 How kind
The funniest Jimmy Kimmel show ever!
Well when it comes to tRump, the jokes just write themselves. Or just run tRump's greatest hits remarks on continuous video loop -- that's always good for a laugh. Like watching a toddler throw a tantrum.
Baby Tommy Fitzpatrick is hilarious. This should go down as one of the funniest, greatest skits ever.
Parent of the year nom for jimmy.🙌👏👏😂😂
That comedian "Tommy" is really good, I can see him going places! I liked the Pinkerton detective skit too lol
I so love what you come out and say about Trump and his followers. Thank you Jimmy.
WHAT HAPPENED TO THAT WAR TRUMP WAS SUPPOSED TO START
WITH RUSSIA THAT THE LIBERAL MEDIA KEPT WARNING US ABOUT.
OH IT WAS ACTUALLY FLUNKIE CHINA JOE BIDEN ALL ALONG
@@TheTexasViper They fell in love. Oh, no, wait, that was Kim. Aka a murderous evil dictator, or in Trump's words, ' a very great guy. ' Making him either a complete moron, that is so out of touch he is clueless to Kim's crimes on humanity. Or he knows and just doesn't give a damn. I'll let you choose.
@@denisemand4391 YOU TRYNA START WITH ME DENISE? CAN YOU HANDLE ME...
@@TheTexasViper What???
@@denisemand4391 YOU REPLIED TO ME BY SAYING THEY FELL IN LOVE AND THAT
PRESIDENT TRUMP IS A MORON. QUESTION...IS SHUFFLE FEET JOE BIDEN A MORON...??
Love the Baby Brady sketch.
Baby Tommy skit was incredible!!!!!
Your monologue was on fire! Loved the Trump bits!
WHAT HAPPENED TO THAT WAR TRUMP WAS SUPPOSED TO START
WITH RUSSIA THAT THE LIBERAL MEDIA KEPT WARNING US ABOUT.
OH IT WAS ACTUALLY FLUNKIE CHINA JOE BIDEN ALL ALONG
4:04 is the wrong question. The correct question is, "What did we as a nation do wrong that half of our population hates our society?"
Not just hates it, is actively trying to tear it down. A LOT of those folks are older, not very healthy, and living on Social Security. Somehow they believe that it is in their own best interest to give up what little security they have (destroy the government that pays those Social Security checks), and go out and get arrested and thrown in jail. If they hadn't actually tried to destroy the Capitol it would be hard to take them seriously. Unfortunately, we have to.
The baby is pure genious!
I like it when they post the monologue before the actual air time. (I'm in eastern time)
Watching this at 9:09 PM "REAL" time in Kingman, Arizona
Watching on west coast of Scotland 430am x
@@catherinekenny3926 watching from NSW Australia 🙋♀️
Recount dracula 😆
"I told Nancy Pelosi my rally would be trouble". When will we have seen enough of this clown? Lock him up!
No doubt, these guys are allowing him to be idiotic just to get ratings. It’s sickening.
He’s out of the white house and irrelevant and has been for some time. It’s people like Kimmel who can’t stop talking about him.
@@wilsonfields7969 that isn't entirely true. they are reminding us of what type of person he is so that we come out in higher numbers to vote against him next time he runs. I would prefer that to 4 years of silence while people forget and then see trump win another election.
My girlfriend is a Trumper....she blames Pelosi for everything.
@@michaelhughes9278 too bad he’s coming back in 2024 😂😎🤡
My Pillow guy and the Tommy baby are simply hilarious !
2016 through 2020 was the years of the RAT🙏🐲
The baby dangling lil feet 😂😂
I don't know why I laugh so hard at the baby skit. He's so good with the animations and the character. So funny!
The lock of hair escaping from his beanie and the angry eating....bahaha
@@denesem2161 ROFLOL the angry eating, yes! Too funny!
The funniest thing I have seen in 12 months is the clip of Tom Brady in a highchair. Peed my diaper watching this! OMG. Can't stop laughing even after the skit has ended.. Too much!
Tommy's toddler body language is on point
LOVE YA JIMMY. Kudos from The Netherlands
li'l Tom Brady is hilarious!!!
From Winchestah to Winchendon, from Mattapan to Mattapoisett... hilarious!
The lunch notes thing reminds me if how my sil when to parent teacher conferences on laundry day and she wasn't paying attention to what shirt she was wearing. It said eff this and eff that just listing random thing with the word in the front of each thing. The first was completely covered in it. Apparently, nope said anything to hear but she said she was wondering why her kid's teachers were looking at her fun. What makes matters worse her oldest son was caught saying it a few times and they brought it up. She said something like we swear here and there but not all the time at home. She didn't realize the shirt till she got home and felt so embarrassed. I dying laughing bc I was there before she left and when she came back. I wasn't paying attention to what she was wearing either.
Great. Hope you and your family have been vaccinated.
That was hilarious!! Made me forget life for a few minutes, love and adore Jimmy Kimmel!! Really hilarious, 😆💓🤘✌️
Donnie's the only guy I know who throws everyone he knows at the prosecutors BEFORE making a plea deal.
That makes him smart. I would do the same if I were rich.
@@Isaac-px6vl you don't know how plea deals work, do you?
@@gamepapa1211 If he thinks Trump is smart, he doesn't know how anything works.
Congratulations Donny, you're doing the country good for informing on your fellow conspirators. Put them and you all in jail where they belong!
Trump is a clown
“Not hyperbole. Every day that goes by in which Trump remains un-indicted brings US one day closer to the end of our Democracy.” - Rob Reiner ⭐️⭐️👏👏❤️
Hahahaha
@@NANA-nt3zh Let me be the first to say you have an odd sense of humor, even for a troll
How are you able to determine what I'm laughing at.
You also responded very quickly so it seems like you're almost waiting and watching your likes and dislikes and comments which is relatively sad
The orange, infected hatchet wound in the guts of democracy.
And we ain't even made it to the Emergency Room yet.
Whoever Tommy is, needs his first movie. Genius.
I SO agree! He's brilliant.
He'll be the new Ernest
The animation is amazing too.
I'm still trying to figure out how they did it. Kinda creepy, but funny.
Ya he was really good
We need to bring back civics classes to the high school ciriculum. Trump must have slept through his and/or hired a buddy to take his tests.
Probably how he got through that military academy & business school he went to. Learned nothing of value, save for the lessons in how to be a tyrant from his old man and that guy in the academy, who was some kind of commander, in charge of the cadets in some way. Took his dad's $$ and spent/spends time making bad deals, losing money, and grifting.
High school? They used to teach Civics in 5th grade!
Oh the GOP WILL SCRAP THAT, along with science
I’ve yet to hear a cohesive and intelligent answer as to why his supporters still think he’s the man. Ugh. Getting old.
I´m yet to hear a proper explanation on why Joe Biden has such a low approval percentage even tho you guys say hes doing such a great job
Great. Hope you and your family have been vaccinated.
Trump it’s a real clown 🤡 he should be ashamed of himself. Jimmy you’re hilarious , I enjoy it so much. Thank you for the good laugh 😂
how much you paying for gas and groceries?
@@joshuahummel3319
Too damn much!🤬
This baby guy is hilarious
So happy to see Jimmy and Guillermo!!!🤗💖💖💖
Baby Tommy is better than the real Tommy ... hilarious!!🙌
The babies accent is perfect.
I love how this guy destroys trump. I honestly hope he watches these.
WHAT HAPPENED TO THAT WAR TRUMP WAS SUPPOSED TO START
WITH RUSSIA THAT THE LIBERAL MEDIA KEPT WARNING US ABOUT.
OH IT WAS ACTUALLY FLUNKIE CHINA JOE BIDEN ALL ALONG
Why is no one in the media calling for Merrick Garland to be fired and replaced with an AG who is not afraid to prosecute Trump over Jan 6?
It should have been done long ago
THANK YOU!
What you think gonna happen if trump is in jail...his supporters and fans gonna start a revolution....and he knows it...so the doj....that's why they don't...
@@democracylives8448 - Yep, "you come for the king (of idiots and bigots), you best not miss."
You do know that FBI was involved of what happened on January 6th, do your research instead of watching and getting information from these idiots on TV. Pelosi shot down a recommendation for the guard to be there. Watch the tapes on that day, look at facts, not listen to what they want you to hear. Rely facts, just like FBI was involved in the kidnapping of Gretchen Whitmer
No babysitter is gonna last 5 minutes with him 😆🤣😆
All hail baby Tommy 👶🏼!
Great. Hope you and your family have been vaccinated.
@@keanureeves6257 yes we have
@@WendyBelle-kd7mz With this medium, I pray we get along well at our convenience, as I don't want to be seen as a superstar but as a commoner in the society.
I love, love, love your show, Jimmy
Your home stories are so funny Jimmy. Billy and Jane are so lucky to have you as a dad.
I don't care if it is scotch tape, his mouth, his toadies or what, as long as trump is brought down once and for all; and thrown in prison for many, many years with no early out.
You are so funny Jimmy.
2 monologues in a row 100% about trump. Hilarious and creative
Half of it was about Tom Brady. Did you not watch it?
It’s nice to know that Ex-Guy gave the go-ahead for VP Harris to keep him out of office should we be unlucky enough to see him run again.
he said he was do buckle up and get ready for more lies and lawlessness.
Clownigula's paper outburst doesn't have the same gravitas as his tweets. On Twitter, he sounded like a usual netizen. On paper, he sounded like that guy writing his "manifesto" in the house your mama warned you to steer clear from.
Clownigula. That's him, but I don't think Caligula would be caught dead in public with him.
OMG Clownigula! I am officially DEAD 😆
Man I love this show. From a tiny village in Ireland 🙏
I went to Ireland five times. If MS hadn’t sidelined me I would have been back. My family came from County Fermanagh and Cork.
I have been a Rams fan since I was 3 years ipd when my mom bought me L.A. Rams pajamas. I have never faltered in my love for my team. Some people stopped when they moved to St. Louis but I stuck with them and now they are back and I am very proud of them. I just wish I could go to just one game before I am too old too and I am 50 now. GO RAMS
Tommy Brady Fitzpatrick bit went on too long but the adding of R to Captain Americer was pure NE accent genius. Thank you.
I had a moment like Kimmel a little while back. I don't feel so bad now. Thanks Jimmy. 🖖
🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭 Dale Anne, comparte...
Jimmy keeps us laughing even when we’re in hell world
I think the real question is. Who's going to prosecute Trump and his crimes against America? Oh yes LOL how funny not want to be dictator Trump who's going to prosecute The Lunatic wannabe dictator
He is not funny!! Neither is every other late night host!!
@@suezq809 and THE REAL question is who is going to prosecute any elected official, especially the 5 crime families of democratic party? Biden, Clinton, and others??
It’s a “hell world” the morons who watch this show and voted Biden helped create… He’s been worse than Trump in every aspect. I cannot understand how you people aren’t seeing it… No doubt you’ll come up with some uncorrelated rubbish to bash Trump.
"F*ck this lunch is on fire!" I died 🥪🔥
You are truly the Thorn in the Side of the OrangeHitler...keep up the pain.
For being a talk show host...you're well informed my friend
He gets a lot off Hunter Biden's computer!
I remember one old story where Trump ate a note... there’s got to be comedy gold there somewhere.
Surely it came out smelling like most of his words.
14:05 Trump sounding like Cerci Lanister, ahain! Thanks Jimmy!
The best ever! Thank you! 😂😂😂
That was so funny.🤣🤣