Gaetz-Gaete: MAGA Die-Hards Stand Behind Creepy Florida Congressman
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- In the latest edition of nobody's favorite recurring segment, Stephen has an update on embattled Florida Congressman Matt Gaetz, and the conservative women's group that is backing him amid troubling allegations of sex crimes. #Colbert #ALateShow #Monologue
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Colbert has had a great week. Give the writers a bonus!
Yes because making fun of half of the country is so novel.
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@@michaeld9682 if the shoe fits...
For what? Trying to out-soy the other late night shows?
“So nice of John Lithgow to take me in” 🤣
Now *that* was a solid 80s call back.
The genuine look of terror on Stephen's face as he was doing that midair cup-smashing stunt... Gold 👌
"You could say that's putting the fox in the hen house, but Gaetz would rather hang out with the eggs."
Who wrote that? I wanna give them money
I don't get the joke, shouldn't it be "chicklets" or something?
@@ylstorage7085 They're so young that they haven't even hatched yet
Km
We call it the "UK variant". In the UK they call it the "Kent Variant". In Kent, they call it the "Swanscombe variant" and in Swanscombe they call it the "Hurst Road variant". In Hurst Road they call it the "House number 32 variant" and in house number 32 they call it the "Alan variant". Bloody Alan.
"It might not be interesting but we fact check it" - and we appreciate that Stephen!
Is it just me or does no one call it the "Kent variant" here except maybe early on when it was first discovered to be spreading through the South East?
😆 🤣
TheOmegajuice I don't know who's calling it the Kent variant. But I'm not in England so it's the English variant. 😂
@@theomegajuice8660 it was the Kent variant in the early stages. Now because its 'the' variant, its just covid again.
The crew laughing is better than any audience tbh
Genuine laughs are better than the 60 year old dead people laughs
I love all the audience-free late shows. I’ll be super bummed when the live audience comes back.
I agree. I like the show much better this way! It feels more personal and comfortable. I wish it would stay this way too.
i agree, i personally never liked the audience. it distracted to much from the real stars, the writing, the band and ofc Stephen himself.
It sounds like laughter, unlike what they're trying to pass as laughter on the Gutfeld! show.
Starbucks comes up with NEW IDEA to wash coffee cups. I hope the diners don't find out and steal it..
"...even in the throes of passion." It's sad when a grown adult is insecure enough to feel the need to say something like that. 😬
Dear Q...we've found the guy you’ve been looking for.😂🤣
😂😂👏👏
Sadly that was Q all along! A group of pedos and fascist imbeciles who believe in false prophets that Trump was chosen by an God? And republicans will revive American, but instead condemned its image to the world.
@@lisandro777 Sad but true.
😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹
So funny! Thanx! I needed a good chuckle!😹⚘🌹🌻
Q-Anon isn't interested in real incidents of child sex trafficking, only imaginary child sex trafficking.
Stephen has hands down the best writers. And the quickest wit like a whip.
They did so well in this episode!
Unfortunately, they often focus on quantity of words instead of quality of humor.
I've seen Conservative Republicans try to rip-off 'The Daily Show' and 'The Colbert Report' format (CZcams), and they've all lacked any intelligence, let alone sophistication
And yet Greg Gutfeld with none of the writers, star power & budget always seem to beat him in the ratings. Would you look at that
The best part about late night comedians not having live audiences? The backstage staff cracking up :D
My mama used to say: “When you find yourself in a hole, stop digging.
He is gonna be a member of the Order Of the Golden Shovel..digging a hole so deep he cant get out.
Smart mama
Gaetz just says "Find yourself a hole!"
@@jaymorgan8013 😀
He's on record as actually wanting any scandal about him to be called Gaetz-Gate. So just call it Douche-Gate.
Semantics... Gaetz-Gate or Douche-Gate, same piece of crap in the end.
@@Fate263 Same shit, different smell.
Or Douche-Gaetz
Pizza Gaetz
Ben-Gaetz-i
Last time I was this early I was young enough for Matt Gaetz.
If he is found innocent this won't age well...
But then again, neither did Mat Gaetz
lmfao @ this thread
@A.C. A. 🤣
Lmao. Nice!
@A.C. A. 😂😭💀
I love hearing his family giggling in the background
“ I’m in the throes (throws) of up”. Accurate.
Nothing says "I'm innocent" like seeking a blanket pardon! Matt is not only a criminal, but seriously creepy!
Fox and Creeps! The whole GOcreepy even the ladies!😖😕
Gaetz reminds me of the skeevy guy in an apartment complex who always just happens to show up in the jacuzzi when you bring your girlfriend in.
Instead of a blanket pardon for Gaetz, how about a blanket party?
Why do all of you still want to try to coexist with people who want to kill you? I can give all of you a detailed explanation of how to peacefully or otherwise end the Republican party, but no one cares. No one wants to do that. But all of you insist that they are Fascists. They killed 500,000 Americans through dereliction of duty and gross incompetence, and they laughed about it, calling it a "Chinese Democratic hoax". When are any of you going to stop consenting to being governed this way?
@@Marijuanifornia - It's called "democracy" -- even braindead rightwing citizens get to vote -- & they're going to keep sending GOPers to statehouses & DC -- we don't want to coexist w/ them, but we have to -- that's just life in the real world...
“I’m in the throes of up.” Glerp. LOLOLOL
That is SUCH a dad joke but it still made me absolutely cackle.
Thank you, I missed the “up” bit; brilliant!
Gaetz may have wanted a blanket pardon but he'll end up getting a blanket party. And I hope it hurts like hell.
For anyone who is weirded out by reusing a coffee cup, that's what always happens with cups at regular sit down restaurants.
I guess we could bring our own cup at Starbuck, the way some other coffee shop have been doing to seem to care for the planet.
Love the line: "Thinking about Matt Gaetz in the throes of passion ... I'm in the throes (ugh!) of up!" Well done, Steven!!
Stephen read the quote from Matt Gaetz about answering the phone even in the "throes of passion", and I reacted by gagging....then he actually started doing the same thing.....reminds me of the saying "great minds think alike".
Ugh, it’s so revolting. Why does anyone need that image?
Yeah who would enjoy sex with someone who checks their phone? He must be one lousy lover !!
@@alrightyru Probably why he has to pay for it!
@@alrightyru The teenagers he dates are prolly looking at their own phones the whole time (cuz gaetz),and never noticed. He put it on speakerphone so drumpf could hear it. My lord, I’m making myself nauseous... 🤮
Curiously "The Kent Variant" is very similar to what a lot of us in the UK call Piers Morgan...
That's neither funny nor fair, Covid-19 has none of the arrogance, bigotry or sense of entitlement of Piers Morgan.
8:01 What did he say instead of "cart" when saying "golf cart" that they had to dub over it? It was probably just a slip up but I can't stop thinking about it now
It looks like he said “golf course” by accident.
To be honest, I am quite impressed with Colberts accuracy with a hammer. :)
honestly Stephen's swing accuracy is pretty impressive
It's 10000 hours of Wii gaming.
Batting a 1,000! 😁👍
Honestly that's what I was thinking!
And with no rehearsal he said.
Hid boyfriend says the same thing
The “but Gaetz would rather hangout with the eggs” comment earned a Like from me.
I dont understand how matt gaetz's face is so far in the uncanny valley when he is allegedly a human.
He's so real looking.
Always looked like Angry Bird to me - must be the eyebrows.
He kind of looks like he mainlines a cocktail of Botox and Viagra. I call it the Power Smoothie.
He looks like a villain from a Pixar movie.
“Allegedly a human” cracks me up
I’m a sympathetic vomiter and your vomit impersonations are so good- I nearly gagged 🤢😂
Is that really a thing? Asking for a friend.
Them never watch this very old skit, Stephen with Steve Carrel, Waiters nauseated by food 🍲🤢🤭😅
@@fatfreddyscat5767 yes indeed it’s really a thing- for me it’s like catching a yawn. If I ever had to clean up my kids’ vomit it was horrendous- I just kept adding to it! 😂 Consequently, my eldest son was very good at cleaning up his little brother’s vomit by the age of 4, he grew up with a strong stomach and became a nurse in aged care! I couldn’t do that... 🤢🤮
@@chrissiek8706 🤣😂🤣😂 Thanks for the tip 😘
Tfft, I thought it was just me 🤣🤢😅
Ah the sweet sound of Evie’s laughter. 💖🌈
Of course they’re standing by him, he’s a Republican. It’s what they do.
Stephen, I believe That I have discovered the source of your talent: You are always trying to impress your wife and have her laugh at your jokes. You shine when she is there, and it is nice to hear her laugh.
Usually when I tried the ‘Dad, I will tell you only if you promise not to get mad’ line, it was immediately answered with “WHAT did you do”. There is no better way to admit guilt or blame.
But he's innocent so he has nothing to worry about! RIIIIIGHT? 😅
Hahaha....rriiiiiight!
Accepting a pardon is an admission of guilt.
@@Marijuanifornia technically it is not, legally speaking. Asking for a preemptive blanket pardon is pretty fucking suspect though.
@@soulslikefan6760 Technically it is, legally speaking, according to the US Supreme Court.
But the only court that matters is that of public opinion, and this public seems to have the opinion that no matter how evil and atrocious Republicans prove themselves to be, Democrats will keep pleading with them to stop. They won't stop. They have to be stopped. How are any of you going to stop them? They killed 500,000 Americans and tried to overthrow the government, and they're still allowed to be in government.
Bam
If it weren't Covid I would love the Starbucks borrow a cup thing but...I don't trust those people to clean well
his attitude at "not interesting, but accurate" is so perfect
I imagine at some point in his life Matt was mad at someone and said "my dad is gonna sue you!"
On I'm sure he's said that since the 3rd grade.
It's always fun when CZcams inserts a real ad right when Stephen cuts to a fake one. It took me a few seconds to realize that a BBQ grill falling off the back of a pickup truck wasn't the joke ad The Late Show had prepared for me.
Yeah, I got one about a tarp manufacturer (WTF)
Yeah, I often wonder where I can get a really good waterproof tarp online ...
I got a flower delivery service!
I got a snake!!!
Or the opposite:
I thought 1-877-yachts for kids was real for a sec. My jaw dropped til I realized...
"Buffy's making spritzers" lol. Never stop stopping. Steven
Okay Mr. Colbert, you win the video/tv award! Most incredible! Truly!
I love that Steven came back fully medicated, and speaking his mind. He's reminding me a bit of the old Colbert Report Steven...I loved that guy.
Psychological defence mechanism, for All
If and when things get back to normal, Colberts wife should be on the show every time. (when she feels like it)
What if she hosted one time?
I've been saying for some time now if everyone in the cast and crew could get vaccinated, they could do the show in the studio, though without an audience, and at least they'd all be together. Evie could sit in the chair next to Stephen and laugh at his jokes like Ed McMahon.
Shes great!
I love hearing Evie giggle in the background! She definitely adds to the show!
Love this format way more than the stage.
Yo yo yo, word up :-) I'm from a seaside town in Kent in England mate!! We're a hotbed of art, creativity, music, poverty and genomic mutations !!
"Gaetz would rather hang out with the eggs." LMAO
The carbon footprint from sending someone home to you to pick up a cup is likely higher than the footprint of a disposable one.
Especially as they'll probably do it in a V8 pickup truck. The brain-dead moron who suggested this idea should have been fired on the spot.
When I heard that one, I began wondering if Starbuck will branch into a house cleaning and maid service. "We bring you coffee, do the dishes and make sure the kids are ready for school. Starbuck +."
How is it possibly profitable for Starbucks to do that?
Gaetz has literally become that guy Benson and Stabler goes after on "Law And Order: SVU".
Or the guy Chris Hanson asks to take a seat.
LOL!!
You mean like someone plays too many scratchy lotteries?
reboot episode!
Wouldn't be surprised if they make an episode about a Congressman...
that cup splatter was a whole new level of interest Epicness...
“I bumped my lip on a biscuit” 😂 Subtle shoutout to the Strangers with Candy fans 😆👏👏 love Colbert!
That several days of Rudy Giuliani; where he booked the landscaping company, did the press conference with his head leaking and then appeared in Borat is going to be remembered for hundreds and hundreds of years.
Absolutely
@@kynaliarose5950 History books about this period are going to be VERY interesting!
Rudy who?
I wonder if it will overshadow being mayor during 9-11, or if it will be told all together as a tragic downfall.
His weird kid is going to try running against DeBlasio. New York isn't done with the Giulianis yet.
Man the news about Jefferson Davis's chair is so hilarious I wonder what's going to happen next
We really save some random stuff don't we? Like this guy way a racist fool who jeopardize the nation's democracy and the racial equality of millions, and we are like "Look at this fine chair he had"
I misheard the name if the group thw
at stole it and was really confused by why an organization called White Lives Matter would do that.
thats direct action I love! Also wann know what happens next....
The South must rise again ...because they lost this round of musical chairs.
8:54 😯😆😆😆❤️
That’s beyond perfectly timed 😎
Stephen's show is so much better since the Pandemic. His jokes flow like a CZcams commentator and it's incredibly comfy and not annoying with sheep laughter.
Loved the comment about importing Piers Morgan!!
The Kent variant is the one reason why the Spanish flu should be renamed the Kansas one.
I'd go with Dakota > Kansas. For the flying spaghetti monster's sake.
@@MrYago-xd7um whatever the hell flies into your backyard! Aah, it’s H1N1. Dakota, you said? Ouch, that’ll make it some swine flu.
Who watched him break the cup a few more times; satisfying!
I just wanted to see what he smashed his mug with!
The best shows are when Colbert smashes things 😂💜
I have family in Kent!!! Daaaaamn, good thing they aren’t good people because I’d be worried for them 😑🙄😑
Wtf😂😂🤣🤣🤣
Hahahaha this is great 🤣🤣🤣
Evie Colbert is a national treasure. Her giggle is absolutely precious. We must protect her at all costs.
Omg!!!!! Deep cut Strangers with Candy reference!! 😱😱😱😱😱😱 Anytime I have a pimple around my lip (it’s not a cold sore) I say I bumped my lip on a biscuit. 🥰🥰🥰🥰
They know better than to stand in front of him
8:00 Watch his mouth when he says "golf cart."
I know, that was really weird. They replaced the audio. What did he really say? I've seen them censor or replace stuff 3 times so far.
@@TigerGreene came here wondering the same thing, first time I've noticed it
Gaetz has sealed his fate.
I hope he likes bologna sandwiches.
...years of 'em.
Really missed a “grooming” joke opportunity jumping from barbers to Gaetz there...
So many gems in this segment but the mug break - EPIC! 🤣
One random woman once told me the money she was saving for her laser hair removal she called her "hedge fund".
Speaking of grooming.
🤦🏼♂️😂
God. That’s top test parent humor.
Well done, sir.
Dad Joke Level: L E G E N D A R Y
Heeey ooooooh!
Trivia Question: Who is the only person in Congress to vote against a bill that combats 5exTrafficking?
That's right, it was Matt Gaetz, the same guy who is currently under investigation for 5exTrafficking.
Coincidence? I think not.
Why was that not covered? That's red flag 101
Gym Jordan was close to hittin that too
@@shiwomino5775 5 = S sometimes comments get deleted if certain words are used
“Huh, huh. Huh, huh. I didn’t want the sluts to go away, Beavis. Huh, huh. Huh, huh.”
He also has fought legislation for revenge p*rn. Supposedly because he didn't like the idea that he shouldn't pics of conquests.
A blanket pardon..uh you guilty of something?!?!
2:36 The first time I saw his interview with Tucker Carlson, something inside me screamed “He’s NOT wearing any pants!”😮🤣🎯🥾👋
A number of Gaetz colleagues have also spoken out about his “love of alcohol and illegal drugs, as well as his proclivity for younger women”.
& they would have contests or some scoring system with points for their conquests. In a workplace. 🤮 I'm surprised no one has come forward accusing him of sexual harassment. Or more likely he just gave girls hush money.
@@0blivvy8 Actually Gaetz make up the rules to his game on his own. There was no they. Also that was -not so ironically- some high school virgin horseshit I'd expect out of McLovin from Superbad.
"Proclivity" sounds almost as creepy as Matt Gaetz. Beautiful choice of word!!
Oh this wasn't about Hunter Biden
How do you stand on Andrew Cuomo?
This whole thing would be a great episode of American horror story....
They did it was the cult season
I've been watching America. It *is* a horror story.
Y'all mean this wasn't?!!!
So, the 7th season, Cult? Or the 8th season, Apocalypse?
Just one episode? No.
A Week-long Miniseries.
In the throes of up. That's just perfection.
"Making it the most sickening UK import" and I had Piers Morgan on my mind before he finished the sentence.
Yay, the slam is back including your creative dance!!
Wait....a cup...you use more than once??
Technology is amazing
Oh Steven!
Stephen always makes me smile
Now, Amazon just needs to do the same with their packaging. So much packaging.
The thing I'm gonna miss when live audiences are back, is Stephen's wife laughing at his jokes.
She's willing to not be disingenuous by laughing at bad jokes, and he accepts it because he trusts her love and acceptance of him, and Stephen is not a 🖕rump-boast that needs to be validated for everything by a sycophantic contingency of Yes-men.
Evie's laughter is authentic, genuine, and from the heart 💖, and that's why I'll miss her, too
@@KristiContemplates are.. are you ok?
@@MrSpektyr Hey Des Tiny-- Do...... Do you truly care? Cuz it looks like concern trolling.
🤣🤣🤣🤣 I love this format of the show. The laughing wife, the bantering between colbert and his staff. love it!!! Please keep it for longer.
I love that subtle Strangers With Candy reference
Holy shit that mug shot! Ad lib gold man, pure GOLD!
8:53 Stephen shattering the mug. You're welcome!
It looked like candy glass but still funny
"I bumped my lip on a biscuit." Any other "Strangers With Candy" fans recognize that line?!
It’s a crime most people don’t.
I thought it was "i burnt my lip on a biscuit" referring to biscuits and gravy! Cos at least that would make sense as a reason for having a mark on your lip.
Yep!!
Lockdown has taught me to appreciate the privileges I have. I might be poor and in several risk groups, but I sure am glad I can cut my own hair in a way that does not resemble any map.
I think Stephen Colbert is the new “America’s Dad”.
....yeah I can get behind that.
"BBQ. Boots. Bluegrass."
(5:46 Dwight Schrute has entered the chat)
"Beets. Bears. Battlestar Galactica."
YAY!! The SLAM lives!!! Please please please always keep the Slam 😊
the mug part was brilliant
I loved today's monologue
Watching Steven’s face as he smashes that cup almost distracts me from how shitty everything is
now, as a declared Lord of the Rings fan, they have to gather up the shards, mend them together (perhaps as Kintsugi, repairing pottery with gold), and call it Jarsil, the Cup of Kings, or Tankardrúil, the Goblet of the West
Next time safety glasses
He's smashing what we're all thinking!
@@k2nimod 9/10 only improvement would be actual elvish
I felt that. lol
Q might have actually gotten some things right...they just had the wrong party.
#PizzaGaetz #MattIsAHildcayOlestermay
(Sorry for my use of pig latin in that last part. It's just that CZcams won't let me post it in English.🤷🏼♀️)
@@rockyjforay Yeah, CZcams won't let me post the non-pig latin form of the words "omesticday erroriststay" either. It used to be fine, but shortly after the omesticday erroriststay stormed the Capitol Building, it got blacklisted. 🤷🏼♀️
So, you are the Q??? Yeah.... 😂😂😂😂
The only thing Qanon believe is that they want to kill any politician not loyal to Trump.
Everything else they say is window dressing to make it look like they've been lead to this position rather than it being where they started from and worked back.
I thought Q just liked to hang around
the Enterprise and harass Capt. Picard and his crew.
@@billmurray7473 And stalk Vash... I mean, Q anon definitelly sounds like your usual Q shenanigans, hopefully he'll snap his finger and make them all dissapear once he gets bored.
I appreciate the fact checking about the very specific Kent variant, you go Stephen! 🏴🇬🇧
That mug gag hit me so hard. 😂 Was expecting something entirely different.
"Hello, im picking up a cup from sterphen" got me. I nearly spat my wine
He’d rather hang out with the eggs😂😂
I will keep, "I'm in the throws of up..." FOREVER! 😄😄😄♥️
One take one swing!!! Colbert is the #Goat
How many times did YOU rewind the video to watch him break the cup?
I kept rewinding when they voiced over when I think Colbert fudged a line. At 8:00
matthew gaetz looks like a character from toon town
LOL!
"Cause precious and few are the moments we two can share.."
Even though I've seen the gif of Stephen breaking the mug many times, I still wasn't prepared for this 😂