No. 45 Offers Nothing New At Rambling Ohio Rally
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- čas přidán 27. 06. 2021
- Even some of his most fervent supporters changed the channel during the former president's speech last weekend, finding little new content amid his litany of old punchlines and complaints. #Colbert #Comedy #Monologue
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Why is he still walking around. He needs to be locked up.
How can he be locked up for doing nothing wrong
Trump will never get over the fact he lost.
Cause he didn't. Yall cheated
@@victorarredondo304 You one of those poorly educated he loves so much? Great display of stupidity on social media.
@@victorarredondo304 No evidence, no cheating. Just accept that he's a loser and move on, snowflake.
@@victorarredondo304 He didn't even win in 2016 lmao.
I know, but don't you love it that it is hurting him so much! Crazy obsession leaving him drooling.
Dang, I just got called out by Colbert - I'm sitting here near Seattle watching this, and being in Washington, I do not own actual summer clothing. I'm sitting in my light flannel pajama bottoms with the legs rolled up clear to my butt - essentially a "flannel speedo." You totally got me Stephen.
*_“The boy from Ohio we sent to a plant.”_*
Wow what storyteller. You should call him an artist for the way he paints the picture with his words.
I feel like I'm actually there, walking on the plant.
Or planet. Or moon.
It said Donald, you can call me either.
"President Jabba the Gut"
I'm dead 😂🤣😂🤣
I'm going to have to see if anyone has compiled all of the "names" Stephen has collected for the cinnamon nazi. I know I have missed some and because of how great some of them have been, I want to see them all! 💖
@@bobbiemanning2181 LOL, 100%
If you find that list, link it here. 😂🤣❤
The next article about him that receives coverage in the media should be about his indictment, guilty verdict, and trip to prison.
It'll never happen. It's been proven time and time again that he's immune to any and all repercussions for his actions.
Fun fact: his plane flew right over a prison in Ohio. They could've just strapped a parachute to him and booted him out mid flight
@Drz Mail would you like some Green Lantern rings too?
@@jeremyrutledge8378 Maybe, but it will be super fun to see him throw everybody around him under the bus so he can save his own Cheeto-dusted skin.
@@jeremyrutledge8378 The only times he was, was when the Republicans and Barr had control of the consequences. That isn't available to him now.
"You knew damn well I was a snake before you took me in!" - That Orange Bastard
What the hell is he even trying to prove with that quote? I don't think that it means what he thinks it means. I know he is not one for making logical sense, but arguing to your own crowd that you *were and ARE* a snake is....too honest for once.
"That Orange Bastard..." Hey, you're a Sin City fan too! :D
If you don't vote for me, you ain't black
Then there's the scorpion and the frog.
He's literally telling the kkkult what he is. When he burns them, he just says, you knew I was a snake...
And the moon isn’t a planet. But that’s the least of his problems, eh? 😂
Well...there are probably some times it would like to be...
U mean a plant? 😂
Exactly.... it is a double dose of stupidity. In his mind, he starts with one cognitive error (thinking the moon is a planet) and then layers on another (using the word plant, instead of planet). Too much.
Donald Trump is actually General Lunaris
This is as crushing as finding out that Pluto isn't a plant anymore, either.
Jabba the Gutt on tour is like a has-been band on tour.
"And now on our stage! Donnie and the Insurrections!"
Lol! So true.
I've seen more inspiration from movie presidents.
Priceless! 😂
Featuring the Fakettes.
Don the Con and his Band of Trumpeteers - featuring Ms Lindsay Graham on the tiny violin
“Law and Auto” I’m dead. Twice.
Trump jokes write themselves.
Definitely missed a "Law and Auto, SUV" bit here.
😁😂🚘👍
OMG! You're right!!! It was a great bit, but damn! Your observation was 💯
good lord, he is actually getting even more bizarre
I think we were just getting used to Biden’s sanity so seeing this is quite the shock.
Well he has some sort of mental issue, either from drugs or just plain-old dementia, the frequent slurring and incorrect word use make that pretty clear. His aids have also said he forgets what he's said a lot and gets confused easily. Biden is old and has some slips, not saying he's perfect, but Trump is obviously very mentally unfit to be president by memory capacity alone. He's a moron too but we've had plenty of those as presidents...
There is an old saying: "Cui Bono?" Who Benefits?
Obviously, PUTIN and China's Xi Benefit if Trump continues to try to destabilize the United States with his childish, narccissictic behavior, repeating baseless lies, that the Base seems to love. (Pun intended.)
The Polarization is so bad that, I am afraid WHOEVER wins the 2024 Presidential Election will not be accepted as President by the other side.
Our National Consensus is breaking down around us, even as I type this.
Suppose on Jan 6th, 2025, someone wants to overturn the 2024 Election and succeeds?
It will be the End of the Republic.
Man I thought it smelled a little like BS and bronzer in Ohio today
Does that happen a lot there?
@@anotherlover6954 only when Girth Vader shows up..
But Seth-Man. Nothing smells like BS and bronzer like Hillary's jock strap. The odor of that failed campaign STILL lingers, no? What we need Seth-Bro is the true Neo-Liberal Biden unleashed. Let's just wipe the map clean of all those useless eaters in middle America whose jobs have been shipped over seas the past 50 years--- because I am sooo tired of their racism! Biden Believes in an America free from political rhetoric and empty promises bro!
I am embarrassed for Ohio. Thinking I am glad I don’t live in that state.
lkr lol
All of Rump’s speech was old material from other speeches?
This must be his Greatest Shits Tour.
He could get Matt Gaetz & MT Greene for a Summer Jam tour
@@cynthiamclellan6745 those two spew hatred thats bone chilling
It's The talking shit 2016 tour. Maybe they got discount tickets. Or dementia ranting rate.
You know it's bad when even Q supporters are bored with his "speech" (and they were).
To be fair he changes it up each time with different words he can't pronounce.
I’ll say it again, thank you Georgia !
I lost everything at the randomness of "it's windy as hell up here"!
Even if he HAD said, planet, he would have still been wrong, because we sent Neil Armstrong to a moon, the Earth’s Moon to be exact.
Lol good point!
moons are sometimes called a 'planetary mass', something the orange doofus on stage would have never been able to say anyway.
The teleprompter probably said "to plant the Stars & Stripes on the moon", but Mister Big Uh Brain said "to a plant" and got stuck. He's still incapable of admitting he made a mistake, even in the tiniest thing.
@@AdrianColley Haha. Remember when he used a Sharpie to show the Hurricane tracking into Alabama or whatever? That’s some classic Trump.
Eric. Thank God Biden is a president, a leader with the mental acuity and clear mindedness to never make such a gaffe. It's why I voted for him.
“Sent a brave young man from Ohio to a plant”
Unbelievable. He’s somehow managed to surprise me with his stupidity after all these years.
*slow clap*
That's the thing about delusional donnie... whenever you think he couldn't possibly sink lower, he reaches new depths!
I just wanna know did the plant sing 2 him?
"🎵Feed Me Seymour, feed me all night long🎵" 😂😂😂😂😂
He saw the word "moon" but then thought about it (that was decades ago!) so of course he slurred planet figuring no one would notice among his adoring cult.
When he talks about the snake thing? He's talking about HIMSELF.
The antichrist always comes in the form of a serpent ... slippery and dangerous
Yep, the GOP knows Trump is a 🐍 but they took him in anyway to maintain control by any unethical means necessary, illegal means, insurrection of January 6, 2021, traitor to our country.
@@pameladevoe4005 GOP are snakes too - just different kinds.
Typical... Projecting like a spoilt brat.
@@erincaitlin1655 That, is an insult to snakes everywhere... ; )
OK, Washington crossing the Deli Meats literally made me LOL.
I wonder what his debt to cities he holds his rallies in is at now...
He'll default it, just like how he has always done.
If they didn’t get cash upfront, I have no sympathy for them
Yes, every place he selects for his rallies, they say "Why US?"
If i was major at ANY city that Trump pretends to hold a rally i would declare him Persona Non Grata. Is an elegant way to Say fuck him.
They apparently couldnt legally refuse him, when he was president. Now that hes just another deadbeat private citizen with a looooooong string of unpaid bills? They should seriously tell him to pay his debt, pay the estimated cost for the city in advance, or hes not welcome.
And here I thought he said 'Law and Odo'. You know the shapeshifting Sercurity Chief from Star Trek: Deep Space Nine.
Pretty sure it was Odo, I guess the law and order riff was just easier for them....despite the channel having the rights 🤷♂️
I also heard Odo, but then I thought nah, star trek would lose trump's attention as soon as he found out that he can't call in live and incoherently ramble at the characters.
I thought he said "Law and Ono", as in Yoko.
@@cthoolhoo1441 I would rather have Odo any day. Lol.
Low and odor.
I shouldn't listen to this while at work. Laughed uncontrollably when he said he said " we sent a brave young man from Ohio to a plant". Tears in my eyes right now.
Or with a cup of coffee in my hands.
If you think that is funny you should hear half the stuff Biden says and stutters through. 🤡
@@zmorris3733 troll on, traitor rethuglikkkan
@@brianhampson2314 Stay Triggered. Dems are good at that. 😂
Brian Hampson Been around since 2013 and nothing on his channel.
For someone who constantly berated people reading from teleprompters, he stood there staring directly at his teleprompter the whole time. Even the lame question he asked the audience "do you know who it was", he had to read that.
I almost went to protest the Diaper Don's rally, but only made it to Oberlin and had an icecream cone in the park instead. 🍦
Irrelevancy only works if we let it.
a traitor speaking lies and sedition is never irrelevant, only his tombstone will be.
@@jerryjerry7561 Attention only enables him and his supporters are deaf to rational thought. Remember no such thing as bad press especially for a raging egomaniac who'll spin defeat into victory and victory from a defeat.
I don't know you, but if you did go there to protest him, I would have been concerned about your safety and life! Their crazy and you don't know what they would do to people. 🙏🙏
@@terri200 That thought crossed my mind. A solo leftist gay never-Trumper would be carrion to the cult vultures.
@@scottmwilhelms2437 Jordan Klepper has being doing a series that deals with a lot of those kinds of folks. If you want to know how those 70 million folks who voted for his re-election look and sound like, his Finger the Pulse series is a great insight to this whole idea of "'Murica First."
That brave young man from Ohio could have been sent to a plant... to build... horcruxes or some shit.
🤣🤣🤣😋
It's weird because it looks like Trump is reading a teleprompter, but why would his speech write esimerkiksi write 'planet' there or much less 'plant'. Trump is too lazy to write the stuff himself.
Rallies would be much easier to him if he wouldn't be so ashamed of wearing glasses.
''Jabba The Gutt''
PRICELESS!!!!!
Dammit Stephen, we missed this so much. Keep killin it every night sir.
Not one person in the whole arena could name Neil Armstrong. Enough said.
That tells you everything about all of them.
In all fairness who could understand him when he said “plant”? More alarming..He had the nuclear codes..
To be honest, I couldn’t even tell he was talking about Neil Armstrong. I think he said plant or planet. Both answers are wrong
🤦♀️🤦♀️🤦♀️ You're right...
I was thinking he meant some kind of factory. You know, him trying to relate to blue collar workers - people he in reality despises.
So in which plant did this guy you don’t know the name of work? Did the auto prompter get stuck at ‘planet’?
When you keep repeating the same thing over and over and over again is a sign of dementia. When you think that you are more than you actually are that's a sign of dementia. When you think that you can do the same thing over and over again and get a different outcome that's a sign of insanity
You're on fire Stephen. We're loving it.
that f-er never ever admits when he misspeaks, he just keeps talking around it to try to pretend he didn't. this is pathological.
@Cleveland Green Again the guy clearly just said Plant when he probably meant to say Planet, which the moon also isn't. Are you really on that idiots side?
@Cleveland Green Again why bring politics into it?
" Roads and bridges are a woman's problem"........how do these people , and the party as a whole keep making elections close?? LOL
I think he means "women's problem" as in women are particularly hard hit by the state of the infrastructure and so would very glad about the bill, and not "women are the problem", right? Or did I misunderstand that?
The bible
They didn't exactly represent what happened accurately here but it's still ridiculous that Bill thought he was telling a sympathetic story.
@@nelly8944 You might be right, but after the republican comments about how woman should enjoy rape ( not exact words but same meaning) since it was happening, I find it harder and harder to be shocked. Fox had someone on a couple of years ago that explained how woman are happier in the kitchen and around home, even if they do not realize what is best for them. I am guessing a lot of these men do not get or stay married ...lol
To answer your question..................they cheat!
Maybe we should just stop talking about him. This is exactly what he wants. He's a narcissist, he craves attention, and the bad publicity only helped get him elected the first time.
Exactly! They gave him too much air time. He should have been blurred and given a voice filter.
No, we want to encourage him to tear any Republican 2024 candidates to pieces, so that delusional Don guarantees another Democrat wins!
Who? ;)
Looks like his Qult is taking your advice, since many walked out on his rambling incoherent ranting 'rally'.
@@jodirook71
Anyone!!
Trump is so sad.
Even sadder all those Republicans that still justify and support him.
They're Brainwashed.
They have no balls or brains.
@@MTMF.london, That's a good point. I keep thinking of Lord Of The Flies.
Somewhere along the line, it gained the label "Desperation".
Maybe it always was.
In an episode of Rugrats, the babies mistakenly called George Washington “George Washing Machine” but I can actually picture Jabba the Gut making that mistake
The Rugrats eventually grew out of diapers, unlike the steaming pile of Trump.
I don't get how anyone can physically listen to him speak, comprehend his words, then think hmm this is my guy
Even more, I don't understand the ones who think he has been sent by God to do his bidding. Evidently they've forgotten the part of the bible that specifically says to beware of false prophets who will come dressed in sheep's clothing, but but inwardly they are ravening wolves.
They're allowing an evil, narcissistic con artist who wants nothing less than to be a dictator try to represent a party of "law and order." It would be funny but for the fact that so many of them are unhinged and believe the nonsense conspiracy theories. They claim Democrats are socialists and communists, but can't see the fascism growing roots in their party.
That’s how half of the country feels about the old geezer running things currently.
@@chawkins.019 Not even close to have the country... otherwise Trump's mushed brains would be "running" the country as we speak.
@@tim3172 you realize that a ton of people voted against trump rather than specifically for Biden right? The “anyone but trump” movement was strong.
Both trump and Biden are old and all. But I guarantee you, in an unbiased environment, if you put them up against each other, trump would do better in a cognitive test than Biden. Biden is cognitively spent, and if you can’t see that I don’t know what to tell you.
Trump isn’t perfect either, but his policies were much better for the vast majority of people. There are so many people who regret voting for Biden because of the things he has done.
Well, according to reports, even Trump’s die-hard supporters are starting to get upset with him for wasting their time with the rallies. They are just starting to realize that Trump is nothing but a broken record.
T honestly sounded like he DIDN'T REMEMBER who Neil Armstrong was and was literally asking the audience.
Slurring speech, memory problems, repeating or incessant speech, and irritability... Sounds like dementia to me.
He straight up did NOT know Neil Armstrong's name there!
But it's only a problem when Biden does it...
And Trump people love to say Biden is senile😏 It's so odd. Their guy is a freaking gaffe machine.
@@id10t98 Did he ever know his name?
Man, Woman, person, camera, tv.
It’s actually been 106 in Bend Oregon, which has never happened!!
Here's the video I was looking for this early morning. I saw this live & I was laughing so hard for so long I was out of breath. So damn funny & so truthful. Thank you Stephen! Trump is the gift that keeps on giving! LOL Hydroxy chloroquine "No one cares about that now!" We have the vaccine! It can't get any more hilarious than that. So glad I was able to watch it live. Trump keeps on providing this amusement & fodder for Stephen & the Late Night writers.
Hahaha "little boy who will NOT open his mouth for the airplane!" 😂
“Rally of a loser President”- Rep Adam Kinzinger 🙌🏽🎤😜😂
That so called loser president is you're daddy. Cause you can't get a day off talking about him
Well this loser is probably going to win in 2024. And if Trump doesn’t run, he is going to help the person who is running WIN. All I can say if this is the best they have. Well joe or Harris won’t cut it. The independent vote will go strong to the right in 2024. l’m a independent, I use to be a democrat but they went to far to the left for me.
you posted like at least 10 times, do you like copy and paste comments on the ready? lmao.
@@victorarredondo304 yeah ok. Trump tried to get rid of everything that was connected to Obama ... except President Biden. Whoo-hoo.😆😂
@@stopthegaslighting5698 ok 8 months account with no subscribers.
“McConnell sold his soul for nothing” I didn’t realize he had one in the first place?
He assumed he was selling his soul
😅🤣😂
McConnell didn't sell it so he knew what he was getting into that was no deal two peas in a pod.
Hahahaha!!! One of the funniest Colbert monologues I've heard. Tears rolling down my face on this one, I'm laughing so hard.
Minor nitpick: McConnell didn't sell his soul. He needed to have one to sell.
McConnell is a special kind of evil with a stench that lingers on.
He sold his Republican compadres in the Senates souls! I know politicians in general are slimy characters, but how in the name of all that's holy did we get THIS MUCH evil in our Congress? They had the chance to remove him handed to them on a silver platter in December 2019, and the cowards didn't do it! Imagine how many people might still be alive if Trump had been impeached before Covid hit! I hope all of them are charged with Treason, but PARTICULARLY Mc Connelly and McCarthy,!
Good point.
He sold his country.
Right! Just ask her ex wife and his daughters. They would agree…
Sitting in my living room applauding at my laptop for that "Jabba the Gut" line.
Oohhhh! I initially thought he meant some sort of manufacturing “plant!” 🤣
He keeps calling Biden sleepy Joe but he’s the one putting people to sleep 😂
Is that "putting people to sleep" as in the euphemism for euthanasia? I mean we've seen Trump do that with COVID-19 and hypothermia at his rallies.
He is the one with a below 70 I.Q.
Geez. Trump’s childish name calling has gotten so old and boring. He’s a moron.
Sleepy… yet Trumps the only one documented taking daily afternoon naps lol
The "woman man person camera TV, Ohio man in the plant" has the nerve to call Biden names.
Trump probably only remembers WOMAN TV at this stage of dementia.
@@mikekeller4131 I doubt that he remembered anything to begin with. Who in the world would put these five words in a questionnaire? He just pulled them out of his ass as usual.
@@kwokmanchung They were the things in his line of sight at the time. The man's a dribbling buffoon, and yet he has the gall to call Biden senile.
So Biden should respond "I'm rubber you're glue . . ."
@@georgeb.wolffsohn30 what bounces off of me sticks to you
No 45 In: Stale Orange.
And they laugh at Biden 🤣🤣 this was insane.
I heard "Law and Odo", meaning he loves Deep Space 9 and Odo's adventures in stopping the bad guys.
I thought so too, until I realized that star trek would lose trump's attention the moment he found out that he can't call in live and incoherently ramble at the characters.
I thought he said "law and odel," and didn't even have a guess.
During his speech did he mention he has a fantastic Health Care Plan that's just '2 weeks away'?
Its always two weeks away
@@loneskankster2242 just like all his construction projects...
AAAAnnnd Mexico's gonna pay for it!
😁🤣😁🤣😁🤣😁🤣😁🤣😁🤣
Hey, you're right. He must have forget.
Bill Bar is like the lookout who yelled "Iceberg" on the Titanic after it already began to sink.
ROFL
more like the guy who tried to steal a lifeboat for himself.
That's drax from gaurdians of the galaxy
🤣🤣🤣👍
Australia
@@4DanteD or at least pretended to be an old lady from the 1st class
Dude - no - he was clearly talking about James, when he was sent to the Giant Peach.
Stay tuned for Donald's newest TV hit: Blah and Odor.
I can’t even look at him at this point!
It's called tds..see a Dr.
@@DavidRamirez-zz3mu Trump's dumb stupidity?
@@DavidRamirez-zz3mu why? why can't we say that we are sick of seeing someone repeating their debunked lies over and over w/o some hobby psychiatrist detecting a pathology behind it?
The only thing I want to hear about widdle donnie is which jail he is going to spend the rest of his life in.
Seriously, who is this mysterious guy who keeps running up to him on streets with tears in his eyes? Can't be Eric
It's either a guy from the South in a MAGA hat that Trump has instructed the Secret Service to shoot if he gets within 500ft of Mar-a-lago or this is the sort of shit lying sociopaths say when they start sun-downing.
the ghost of his evil father...
Maybe it's John Barron... en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pseudonyms_of_Donald_Trump
Could be Eric, it’s not like he has ever shown any affection for any of his kids besides his lust for ivanka
It's Tyler Durden...
LOL Jabba the Gut!! I love you Stephen!!
5:06 From the man who brought you such classics as, "Man, Woman, Person, Camera, TV"
It bothers me that he brags about.
The twice impeached, one term, former occupant and Majorie Taylor Greene should share their prison room together forever.
How can someone go to prison when you're innocent. When sleepy joe is guilty of many things
so they can make disgusting babies together. no thank you!
Make sure Matt Gaetz gets invited, too!
@@MauiMauiMe 🤢
@@victorarredondo304Your master is not innocent. He is guilty of many, many things and those who gave the green light are guilty too, including you. Joe Biden is guilty of what, exactly? Unlike you sewer rats who believe whatever your master says - WITH NO PROOF, I require proof, not just words.
It's really sad when a significant portion of Americans can no longer tell reality from delusion. And enforcing those delusions through the constant repetition of lies can't be good for their already troubled collective psyche.
It´s kind of the same set up of tactics that Joseph Goebbels used all the way to the end, only much lamer and much more stupid. The difference is Goebbels was smart.
Exactly !
We are in for one hell of an Extinction Party
@@maxfastest you just described everyone who voted for Joe Biden. Helluva job he has been doing!! But look at the Dem leaders in places like Seattle, Portland, Chicago and New York and wonder did y'all really think Biden would do anything but make it worse? Just by the idiocy of this thread and the amount of CNN BS people are poisoned with...this country is doomed.
It’s basically what the USA is built upon.
History will not look kindly on the Murdochs & their evil spawn.
People were leaving in droves early at the Brainwash Rally...you could hear him whining yet from a Distance where people were 1/4 mile from him going back to cars and buses and horses ...
But YOU'RE not brainwashed, right?
@@castortroy1853 never drank the cool aid...but watched the rallies
@@rsimpkins1601 There were 100's of people😁
Omg, the people who attended that rally should be sooo EMBARRASSED
Can't believe he's revived the drunk uncle tour.
Can't believe there are still morons to go to those o_O Why is he not whining in front of an empty parking lot at this point?!
@Silky Smoothbrain if only baby cheezus would just go away.
I heard Russia is nice this time of year and we don't have an extradition with them.
I'm sure Putin would set him up in one of his many villa's with an allowance.
It would all make very slightly more sense if he was drunk.
@Silky Smoothbrain and you're here because...?
😂😁😂😁😁😂😂😃😃😃😂🤣
That Neil Armstrong bit had me laughing so hard I almost inhaled a goldfish cracker, which made me forget for a moment that it’s 9pm and still over 100 degrees over here in Oregon…
brutal, time to hit the coast!
6 28 21 Hey Amy, I feel for you. I called my sister & she said the high was 115F!!! in Portland. Stay hydrated & 😎. v
Those goldfish are killers don , should pack a warning not to mix with late night....
Ah goldfish. Also a favorite night time snack of mine!
Also in Oregon. 11pm and it's dropped finally to 75F. 🔵 Relief. Opened up the house to air out and cool.
Tomorrow,.. only upper 90s 😮💨😐
Hope things cool down soon, but I guess we gotta hang on for now. I use a mister bottle to spray some water over me, and keep the bottle in the fridge between sessions.
“To protect and swerve”
Thank you for my daily laugh! 😂
"You knew damn well I was a snake, before you took me in!"
Well he's right, but NOT in the way he means it.
45's college professor said it best, "Donald was the dumbest student i have ever seen."
Lol damn
Yes, he did say that!!!!
And yet hes more successful than any of the people criticizing him, now that's funny. Also hilarious that people actually think that there is a side in the government that's for the citizens. Gullible people, why is it that every politician become extremely wealthy and the people constantly become poorer. Ignorance at its best.
@@justme-hf6rg he was handed everything, including deferments to dodge the draft. His success was handed down, but you keep bowing to your false orange god
@@justme-hf6rg LMFAO, "successful", that's cute. I actually kind of agree with the other stuff. The mainstream Dems and Repugs don't give a crap about us, but the progressives do.
A message for my fellow Ohioans:
*vote for Tim Ryan for the senate in 2022*
Vote Republican. Save this country from evil democrats.
100%!!! I am in Ryan's district. And I think he is absolutely FANTASTIC! I can't wait for him to win in 2022!
If only we could kick Jim Jordan out of representing Ohio...
@@victorarredondo304 Those evil democrats are working hard to improve your way of life...EINSTEIN.
@@beccadabeast5013 Oh you can believe he spent that stimulus Biden helped American's get. Besides he's a troll. People like that are the subjects of abnormal psychology studies but they're too far gone to see it and too far gone to be helped.
Poor and middle class republicans always vote against their best interest. So strange 😳
I think the round one said "Law and Uh oh" because his chief financial officer might be ready to sing.
i needed a laugh about 45. It's been too f'd up lately. Thank you, Stephen!
I miss the more casual version of the show from the office...
"He said 'plant' when he meant 'planet,' which is not where Neil Armstrong went"
Lord Dampnut legitimately thinks the moon is a part of Mars, remember?
dont forget those invisible planes.
Looks like he's been smoking some of that "plant" himself 🚬🌿😂
@@henrytai6227 Definitely not cannabis: that tends to mellow you out.
Jimson weed, maybe...
Man, I forgot about that one. It's amazing that he says such crazy shit that we pass some fast because there's another crazy around the corner.
Draken. I agree. thank God Biden was elected president. I voted for him because he never skips a beat. We need someone like Biden to keep the ship of state out of troubled waters.
STEPHEN WHERE IS YOUR WIFE?? Her light, along with yours, helped lead us through these times! WHERE'S THE COPILOT CHAIR ❤️❤️
Pray for our democracy!
"Protect and swerve"; surprisingly accurate...
It's like listening to orange Seinfeld, it's a rally about nothing.
How dare you. The Bee Movie was an okay movie.
I supported Biden at every rally in the primaries because he called for a $15 minimum, public option, student debt forgiveness. Biden's rallies were meaningful. I support Biden.
At this point, I'm hoping they put him in a padded room, and watch him smear "Witchhunt" in blood and faeces on the walls.
Only with no humor!
@@feywildheart2878 ...and "HOX!"
His rant is getting old. Aren't people tired of talking about him already!
Stephen Colbert mentioned both my hometown and where I currently live in less than ten seconds!!
The story about the Snake.......
When will his followers realize: Trump was the snake the whole time...🙄
Thank you! I wonder this each time I hear that weasel telling his followers what amounts to a story about his conning them!
@@duchessofdork6411 His followers are so stupid that they don't know when he is insulting them. He loves the "low intelligentsia."
Trump followers: wait, Trump was the snake?
Everyone else: always has been
Oh the IRONY!
I still think he is insulting the snake by comparing himself with one....
When Trump forgets a name and starts asking the crowd, I wish some brave soul could confidently shout-out a random celebrity that would sound believable enough that he'd go along with it.
When he asks the crowd..."what's the name of the guy who was on the moon? You yell back... "Neil Young".
@@dagill58 Even worse: shout out Buzz Aldrin and he'll likely come back with "Nah, that's not the guy! What kind of name is Buzz, anyway?"
Bruce Willis in Armageddon 👍
@@krejados1 "Yes, yes, Buzz Lightyear was a true American patriot. First to the Sun, long before CHY-NYA. It's a shame it was so dark because we had to go at night time."
Mellissa Ethridge!! D Bo!!
THIS IS EPIC.
That law and auto bit was hilarious
"the brave place that ended the evil empire"
Drumpf, that's the rebellion in Return of the Jedi
He wish that he was as clever as Palpatine
Not to forget, the USA _is_ the evil empire. Even ignoring history, their present isn't a beacon of liberty and freedom so much as the biggest bully on the block.
Protect and swerve ( beep beep!)! !!! 🚓 Luvin' it!!
The Alzheimers is advancing. Dementia patients always regress in memory.
Agreed. Have you seen 46 lately? They are competing
@Birger Jarl Claudius was a good Emperor though. He might have been autistic or have some other developmental disorder but he wasn't mad, murderous or anything like that.
@@Jakeonkuningas if that is the tell of a good leader, they weren't murderous or mad, just afflicted with a learning disability. I guess with George W. we got the best of both worlds.
Joe Biden ?
@Birger Jarl In his case a rather small organ, easily obstructed.
Former President Jabba the Gut 😂😂
“I smell toast” 😂😂😂
What Trump says: "Dropboxes and Mail in Ballots are totally illegal! Sad!"
What Trump means: "Well, when the other side uses them that is...when we do it it's perfectly legal."
Isn’t that exactly what happened with the left this election. You spent the last 4 years screaming election interference, only to say “there’s no way the election was tampered with” when your guy won?
@@ysomadbeats Yes, because there's this little thing called proof that the "left" had and you don't. The "left" wasn't going to court screaming nonsense about fraudulent mail-in ballots despite their leader casting his vote using a mail-in ballot. Also, Democrats aren't the left. But I suppose you'd have to have some common sense to know that, which you evidently don't.
@@ysomadbeats
There WAS interference...from Russia.
At least we didn't keep up the ridiculous story that Hillary would be president in March, er, April, um, August, nope, now Pillow guy says it's September.
Didn't Trump vote early? And Ivanka and her store mannequin proudly vote by mail?
@@rijubidani689 Well said.
His mind is disintegrating so fast he can't even remember Neil Armstrong's name!
Chapeau to @Stephen Colbert and all his crew! As well as to @Jon Batiste and his band. Greetings from Germany. 🎩👍💓
oh dear god, and there are still peeps out there who want this doofus reinstated? what is wrong with them?
*plays Wendy's ad* "America."
They've never been loved by anyone or educated on anything important!
If you or me claim a truth based on fraud we can get charged under a few laws. Yet that isn't carried over into elected officials or cable "news"
Cars pollute, easy to look up
Planes pollute as well
Poison in water is bad, don't drink it
Alcohol can kill you, don't drink too much.
It's easy. Yet no one in Congress or Senate can do a simple search on a topic because there is only half truths there?
So online, half of what you see must be fake and allowed, while you get a ticket for speeding, you get a ticket for polluting, you get increased food costs.
childrens playing adults
Everything
It is sooo good to have you back on stage, Stephen!
and yet you still can't ignore him! LOL
He's like a car wreck. It's difficult not to ignore.
@@marlynemonroy6008 I'm just curious. Why do you hate Trump so much? Also, what news channels do you watch? CNN, MSNBC, others? Thanks.
Rubber room for the Ex Sociopath-in-Chief. Free straight jacket and meds thrown in.
I laughed until I cried about the Law & Auto...not sure why! It just hit me the right way. It ticked my funny bone!
To protect and swerve did it for me 🤣
Hollins. I never laugh at Biden's gaffes because I am loyal to Biden. I always laugh at Trump's gaffes because he is not a Democrat.
@@thomasmurray5108 Somehow... Never mind.
That one *STILL* makes me laugh 😂😂😂😂
“Law and Auto”.... Oh he did not, yup he sure did. Laughing my ass off....
Kim Clark, I thought Trump said ''Law & Odor" LOL
@@mariesmith8454 that’s funny too....
DUN DUN
I thought he said "Law and otter" whatever it was it definitely was not order. Yes the guy is now back to trying to comprehend things we learned back in the first grade. Can he get any more disturbingly pathetic?
@@mariesmith8454 - Does anyone else smell the toast?
Seeing and hearing Trump again give me anxiety... It's like I got out of an abusive relationship but have to run into him every once in awhile😵
“Your not supposed to block the Bicyclist’s, your support to offer them a three way in the bushes” 🤣🤣🤣