No. 45 Denies Targeting Comedians, Insists He'll Be Back In The White House Soon

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  • In a statement denying that he investigated late night comedians who mocked him, our former president criticized Alec Baldwin's portrayal of him but did not mention our host Stephen Colbert's famously spot-on impression. Also, he thinks he'll be back in the White House any day now. #Colbert #Comedy #Monologue
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  • @videomissionary
    @videomissionary Před 2 lety +105

    You know, a lot of people might accuse us of letting 45 live rent-free in our heads. But I would describe it more like a home invasion situation.

    • @lloydwills2931
      @lloydwills2931 Před 2 lety +5

      He won't run again, the GQP will keep 'em right up to the time for primaries, to keep the idiots corralled. .......then comes DeSantis to take over the clown car.

    • @evelynhester989
      @evelynhester989 Před 2 lety +3

      @videomissionary Great comment!

    • @crystalshaw8744
      @crystalshaw8744 Před 4 měsíci

      I don't know WHY I tried to watch this while eating...lmbo

  • @hyperboi87
    @hyperboi87 Před 2 lety +96

    I felt that “no thank you” in my soul for that man in the audience lol

    • @orchdork775
      @orchdork775 Před 2 lety +5

      Right?? That was heartbreaking 😂

    • @hyperboi87
      @hyperboi87 Před 2 lety +4

      @@orchdork775 but the Virgo in me was like Ha!!!!

  • @angelchronicles9848
    @angelchronicles9848 Před 2 lety +139

    To the man who stood up for the sex party joke, you are a legend!

  • @modredastal1644
    @modredastal1644 Před 2 lety +55

    "There's one guy in the Public Health Department who really wants an orgy to happen."
    Yeah, and he's in the audience.

  • @Influx27
    @Influx27 Před 2 lety +712

    "physical barriers, like walls"
    Wait, is the city now endorsing Glory Holes?!

  • @MrKolozal
    @MrKolozal Před 2 lety +2470

    Stephen says he doesn't believe there are sex parties and then a random guy yells "I'll give you my card" in response, what a legend xD

    • @couragekarnga8735
      @couragekarnga8735 Před 2 lety +112

      Gods, I love this show!

    • @TheMulToyVerse
      @TheMulToyVerse Před 2 lety +442

      I lost it at “stand up... 👁👁 ... 🤔... no thank you”

    • @c187rocks
      @c187rocks Před 2 lety +59

      I do hope when they kicked him out that he made sure to pass on his card.

    • @luuketaylor
      @luuketaylor Před 2 lety +74

      Oh, I thought he said "_____ Park!" as in the name of some park where there was going to be some... activities happening. Thanks for clearing that up for me.

    • @teelo12000
      @teelo12000 Před 2 lety +44

      Thanks, was wondering what he said.

  • @sternis1
    @sternis1 Před 2 lety +79

    I felt the "Make sure to have a stud every 18 inches" joke didn't get quite the laughs it deserved XD

    • @quentinquogamoddy1999
      @quentinquogamoddy1999 Před 2 lety +8

      Most people don't have a clue how houses and buildings are built. Plus they may not know that the 2x4 in the vertical position is called a stud. So the double entendre went most likely went over their heads. Or, maybe they did know building codes, but then knew that Colbert got it wrong. It's studs every 16 inches, not 18. That's why there is a red diamond mark on tape measures at 16 inches.

    • @jennac6954
      @jennac6954 Před 2 lety +7

      @@quentinquogamoddy1999 18 is legal. 16 is not legal. So a stud at 18 is legal.. But I prefer my stud at 21😍

    • @quentinquogamoddy1999
      @quentinquogamoddy1999 Před 2 lety +3

      @@jennac6954 🤣

  • @tallenpelegrin7026
    @tallenpelegrin7026 Před 2 lety +213

    Is just me, or is Stephen back live and greater than ever. Damn, his monologues just knocking it out of the park since he's back live.

    • @ChristmasLore
      @ChristmasLore Před 2 lety +1

      So missing the more intimidating days, but it's undeniable the comeback has provided him such powerful, renewed energy!🍃

    • @Turtleproof
      @Turtleproof Před 2 lety +4

      I'll miss his wife laughing with him, but in this one the crowd booing sounded just like the angry citizens from Sim City 2000 when your approval rating tanks and I am down with that kind of uncanny valley.

    • @fionacampbell5105
      @fionacampbell5105 Před 2 lety +7

      @ Tallen Pelegrin it's not just you! I'm not sure about the rest of 'The Late Show' hosts but i definitely prefer HIM in front of an audience. He seems more energised, no? Whatever, I hope his wife keeps up an appearance on the show though - i'll miss her if she doesn't!

    • @tallenpelegrin7026
      @tallenpelegrin7026 Před 2 lety +3

      @@fionacampbell5105 He was very good without the audience, but he seems better now with an audience than I remember prior to the pandemic.

    • @adventureseeker9800
      @adventureseeker9800 Před 2 lety +2

      And great energy all around which is nice. Makes one think that things are headed back in the direction of normal for everybody.

  • @mikenoble91
    @mikenoble91 Před 2 lety +30

    "Stand up... no thanks
    Savage.

    • @rgs8970
      @rgs8970 Před 2 lety +5

      You gotta respect the dude for shooting his shot 😂

  • @JoshuaWillis89
    @JoshuaWillis89 Před 2 lety +121

    As an educator and former cheerleading coach, I for one say this SCOTUS ruling is LONG overdue. It’s just as good for the teachers and administrators as it is for the students, even though most admin will say the opposite. There NEEDS to more separation between school and home life for everyone. A kid blew off some steam. We all did stuff like that as kids, except it wasn’t on the internet for everyone to see. And some people will say, “well she shouldn’t have posted it.” That’s antiquated thinking. The internet is our collective arena for self-expression. Just because more people can see it now doesn’t make it any less worthy of protection.

    • @paradisepipeco
      @paradisepipeco Před 2 lety +20

      Totally seriously, thank you for posting such an enlightened and forward thinking comment that needed to be said, especially by one with your qualifications to back it up. We are confronting the biggest threat of fascism our nation has ever encountered, and people aghast at teenagers acting like teenagers need to take their MAGA hats and move to Russia so they can be closer to Putin.

    • @chino3796
      @chino3796 Před 2 lety +13

      It was on Snapchat where it would have disappeared. The school wanted to make an issue of it.

    • @ToniGlick
      @ToniGlick Před 2 lety +12

      I also very much appreciate your comment. It's time we make and uphold laws that actually reflect the reality of the new world we live in.

    • @leavingitblank9363
      @leavingitblank9363 Před 2 lety +1

      I go back and forth on this. What concerns me most is that there's this prevailing idea that the U.S. is "the land of the free" and we can do whatever we want without repercussions. Yes, we all let off steam occasionally. But it's through the backlash that sometimes results that we learn how to control our outbursts and be more responsible. This ruling just told all those hormonal teens that they can do whatever they want, however vulgar or inappropriate, and they'll get away with it. And then we wonder why there's so little respect shown these days.

    • @paradisepipeco
      @paradisepipeco Před 2 lety +9

      @@leavingitblank9363 The government's function is not to raise and discipline children. But its function is to protect our rights in a so-called free society. Minors have limited rights. But they do share our rights of free speech, and your thinking is dangerous, pitifully antiquated, and approaches fascism. Please think again. There is a reason children cannot vote, legally are in the custody of adults, cannot drive below a certain age, etc.
      To expect them to not behave as immature is ludicrous when that is exactly what they are. They have an excuse to act irresponsibly. They are kids.
      The infantile GQP and MAGA, on the other hand, have no such excuse. By law, they are adults. By their actions, they are not only Russia-loving traitors who are openly supporting a violent attempted coup attempt and threatening further such action, but they are behaving not like teenagers but like infants having a kicking and screaming tantrum.
      I respectfully suggest you step back, try to gain some perspective, and sort out your priorities and revisit what the first amendment means and what it means to live in a free society.
      Namaste.

  • @magellanmax
    @magellanmax Před 2 lety +54

    Probably one of the funniest monologues he has ever done...I was howling! 😭

  • @andrewread154
    @andrewread154 Před 2 lety +108

    McConnell…possibly the most mean spirited man in American politics…

    • @vivigesso3756
      @vivigesso3756 Před 2 lety +1

      Because he does what the voters want? You're just mad he doesn't give unlimited free handouts.

    • @demostheodorakakis6328
      @demostheodorakakis6328 Před 2 lety +7

      @@vivigesso3756 shut up treasure!

    • @andrewread154
      @andrewread154 Před 2 lety +14

      @@vivigesso3756 why would I care? I’m not American. But I do see that he is a political animal with no regard whatsoever for the people he is supposedly providing a service to.

    • @adamf663
      @adamf663 Před 2 lety +13

      @@vivigesso3756 He doesn't and has never given a shit about his constituents or the country. McConnel does what is best for himself in his never ending quest for personal power and money.

    • @76rjackson
      @76rjackson Před 2 lety +9

      @@vivigesso3756 But he doesn't do what the voters want. He does what the corporations want for the money, he does what the Chinese want for his billionaire wife, but beyond that he does nothing. You think most Americans just want handouts and are lazy freeloaders? Why do you hate America so much?

  • @andrewfaraday8918
    @andrewfaraday8918 Před 2 lety +280

    After a year and a half without a live audience, that was a brilliant response to a deeply alarming heckle.
    He's still got it.

    • @tripwire4727
      @tripwire4727 Před 2 lety +3

      Nice. Thanks for no spoilers.
      Yea, that was epic.

    • @irontribeissues9104
      @irontribeissues9104 Před 2 lety +6

      “Deeply alarming”? Nah.

    • @litrpg101
      @litrpg101 Před 2 lety +12

      "Talks about wanting to go to a sex party: gets offered to go to a sex party"
      Not really alarming, imo.

  • @uhohspaghettios2391
    @uhohspaghettios2391 Před 2 lety +58

    Okay, I know that "forgot his top teeth" thing was a joke, but McConnell in that clip sounded exactly like my dad does when he talks without his dentures in, lolol.

    • @dancechica
      @dancechica Před 2 lety +1

      I'm willing to bet he's at least got partials

  • @mandipandi303
    @mandipandi303 Před 2 lety +12

    "No, thank you." I'm dying! 🤣🤣🤣

  • @leavingitblank9363
    @leavingitblank9363 Před 2 lety +42

    He's extra feisty tonight! Even wore an uncharacteristically bright tie.

  • @Zirnike
    @Zirnike Před 2 lety +521

    "Yang was betrayed by his long term ally, math"
    I also would have accepted yin.

  • @franklinwilson46
    @franklinwilson46 Před 2 lety +254

    The “how to have safer sex in a post COVID-19 world” had me dying 😂

    • @halcyonacoustic7366
      @halcyonacoustic7366 Před 2 lety +23

      Early in the pandemic, Canada released a sex guide that recommended glory holes XD

    • @ameliablack4613
      @ameliablack4613 Před 2 lety +12

      If you build it, they will come.

    • @enriquemunoz704
      @enriquemunoz704 Před 2 lety +4

      Glory holes have been around for ages! 😂

    • @zesty9815
      @zesty9815 Před 2 lety +16

      5:38 _“Be creative with sexual positions and physical barriers, like walls”_
      See, I _knew_ that _“impenetrable, physical, tall, powerful, beautiful, southern border wall”_ would come in handy one day!

    • @eviehankins8223
      @eviehankins8223 Před 2 lety +8

      Reccomending walls as barriers is definitely the American version of reccomending a glory hole 🤣

  • @Xena3
    @Xena3 Před 2 lety +18

    “PLEASE stand up…No thank you” LOL

  • @aggressiveattitudeera887
    @aggressiveattitudeera887 Před 2 lety +79

    Q. How petty do you have to be to sick the DOJ on Saturday Night Live and late-night talk show hosts?
    A. BIGLY petty.

  • @brianschlicher59
    @brianschlicher59 Před 2 lety +299

    "I want to lock in the aroma like we're in a crock pot full of balls."
    That Peabody was well earned!

    • @primitivedaisy
      @primitivedaisy Před 2 lety +6

      This made me laugh so hard, I cried! And gave me a disturbing mental picture! 😏

    • @leavingitblank9363
      @leavingitblank9363 Před 2 lety

      That's good eats in the South!

  • @XYZAudiio
    @XYZAudiio Před 2 lety +23

    "crock pot full of balls" my new favorite nickname for 45.

  • @epsilon-eleven
    @epsilon-eleven Před 2 lety +237

    Seeing Stephen Colbert get invited to a sex party on a national television show is something I never expected to see, but I guess the pandemic has affected us all in interesting ways.

  • @arenc5619
    @arenc5619 Před 2 lety +94

    I think we’ve learnt after 4 years of Trump what an international disaster he was and your reputation suffered greatly as a country. How in the world would y’all put him back? Asking for the EU.

    • @gregbors8364
      @gregbors8364 Před 2 lety +35

      Most of us don’t. He lost the popular vote both times he ran. But thanks to our wonderful technicality called the Electoral College, he lost the popular vote but still won the election the first time.

    • @gabesarti7184
      @gabesarti7184 Před 2 lety +23

      I for one absolutely hate him, and hope he spends the rest of his life in prison. He got hundreds of thousands American people killed during the pandemic.

    • @alex35agm
      @alex35agm Před 2 lety +14

      The real question is,how in the hell did he get elected in the first place?I guess the United States education system is worse than we thought.

    • @-oiiio-3993
      @-oiiio-3993 Před 2 lety +7

      Fox 'News', Limbaugh, Alex Jones, and dozens of other shameless hucksters have been peddling their 'entertainment' for decades while branding their hateful garbage as "news".
      Millions of Jell - O for brains idiots hang on their every word as 'Gospel truth'.
      “Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.”
      ― George Carlin

    • @erikdegroote5347
      @erikdegroote5347 Před 2 lety

      @ezlyfe 80 years ago

  • @alexbelanger259
    @alexbelanger259 Před 2 lety +43

    Damn Colbert is on fire and having fun in this one.

  • @averyw1497
    @averyw1497 Před 2 lety +39

    Damn this monologue was fantastic

  • @concordep2504
    @concordep2504 Před 2 lety +266

    It’s sad yet when McConnell dies Americans will have parties everywhere.

    • @brucefreadrich1188
      @brucefreadrich1188 Před 2 lety +25

      Parties everywhere… and McConnell eaten by worms… how is that sad???

    • @coltonblake13
      @coltonblake13 Před 2 lety

      Fucked up people maybe

    • @SteepInKline
      @SteepInKline Před 2 lety +20

      @@brucefreadrich1188 I’m actually betting he’ll just melt on the sidewalk one day. One can dream, right?

    • @c0mpu73rguy
      @c0mpu73rguy Před 2 lety +12

      @@coltonblake13 People did celebrate in GB when Margareth Thatcher died so it wouldn’t surprise me.

    • @coltonblake13
      @coltonblake13 Před 2 lety +1

      @@c0mpu73rguy oh I'm sure people will. People were glad when our president and others got covid. Really shameful it's so easy to distance oneself from human life

  • @420thebass
    @420thebass Před 2 lety +15

    8:04 "I'll give you my card" funniest shit ever lol

  • @HuyNguyen-rg8fv
    @HuyNguyen-rg8fv Před 2 lety +13

    "I'll give you my card!" "What? Stand up....no thank you." 😂😂😂

  • @sailingadventuress5489
    @sailingadventuress5489 Před 2 lety +15

    He’s on fire in this. Hilarious

  • @ajcbng8289
    @ajcbng8289 Před 2 lety +36

    Who in the world isn't thankful for his absolute silliness? Cheers, SIR. 🥂❤️

    • @sererwr2413
      @sererwr2413 Před 2 lety +1

      stephen is a traitor hack

    • @Themagalorian
      @Themagalorian Před 2 lety

      This dudes only on the air because the libs need poor comedic propaganda.. wonder what his true ratings are?

  • @Opus313
    @Opus313 Před 2 lety +645

    "Crock pot full of balls."
    ...was not a phrase I expected...

    • @oracleofdelphi4533
      @oracleofdelphi4533 Před 2 lety +18

      Watching Colbert, you kind of should have expected it.
      I mean, have you even listened to Meanwhile openings?

    • @IAmJustR
      @IAmJustR Před 2 lety +20

      😂😂🤣🤣🤣 it was completely accurate though

    • @chriskelly6559
      @chriskelly6559 Před 2 lety +19

      Trumps favorite meal, with a side diaper stuffing, and a diet coke.

    • @blkcatzette
      @blkcatzette Před 2 lety +7

      I wasn't ready for that one Steven lol.

    • @markstevens1729
      @markstevens1729 Před 2 lety +5

      I read your comment before he said it, and I still winced.

  • @JoeEnglandShow
    @JoeEnglandShow Před 2 lety +92

    I wasn't aware that we had elected Mitch McConnell to decide what is and is not acceptable for Congress to talk about.

    • @JOBdOut
      @JOBdOut Před 2 lety +3

      You gotta be appointed to senate party leader to determine whether or not they get to talk about doing their jobs

  • @leondeveraux4485
    @leondeveraux4485 Před 2 lety +7

    It's the "stand up? No thank you" for ME 💀💀💀💀💀🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @BlueManIan
    @BlueManIan Před 2 lety +14

    Oh, I remember when Trump called Stephen "that guy from CBS" and the show changed its credit sequence for a day or two

  • @Tadicuslegion78
    @Tadicuslegion78 Před 2 lety +356

    Founders: *envision a senate full of individuals who can think for themselves to represent the states*
    Turtle McConnell: Well yes, but actually no. In fact I’m determined to keep Kentucky in 1864.

    • @couragekarnga8735
      @couragekarnga8735 Před 2 lety +21

      Gerrymandering is a very powerful thing.

    • @Dayandcounting
      @Dayandcounting Před 2 lety +1

      @@couragekarnga8735 No gerrymandering in Senate races though. Well other than the Gerrymandering known as the states.

    • @JohnDoe662002
      @JohnDoe662002 Před 2 lety +9

      Founders: “What’s a Kentucky?”

    • @LD86
      @LD86 Před 2 lety +11

      Voter suppression, gerrymandering, abuses of power…. All tactics straight out of the autocrat handbook.

    • @arthenosthefirst8176
      @arthenosthefirst8176 Před 2 lety +4

      it's not just mcconnel, it's all the repubs in the senate, mcconnel only has power because they let him.

  • @lovelyskull3483
    @lovelyskull3483 Před 2 lety +75

    “Crockpot full of Balls”😂😂😂, literally I’m crying.

    • @danigrey442
      @danigrey442 Před 2 lety +7

      Same here, I will never look at a crockpot the same way

    • @debralambert1475
      @debralambert1475 Před 2 lety +1

      Are they covered in sweet+sour sauce?

    • @mefford67
      @mefford67 Před 2 lety

      @@debralambert1475 *Schweaty balls!* 😘

  • @FredRedFrred
    @FredRedFrred Před 2 lety +12

    This is the funniest episode this year, with at least nine pauses until the laugh subsided so as not to miss anything. Colbert and his team of writers polished this show to a high gloss gleam. Outstanding--Go Team Colbert!!

  • @Muse009009
    @Muse009009 Před 2 lety +14

    Was it just me or was this one of the best openings in a minute.

  • @nashville1510able
    @nashville1510able Před 2 lety +28

    The way stephen doesn’t stop the crowd from booing anymore 😂😂😂he knows they deserve it

  • @gregbors8364
    @gregbors8364 Před 2 lety +244

    Fun fact: Mitch McConnell’s approval rating in his home state of Kentucky is 18%

    • @jeffredfern3744
      @jeffredfern3744 Před 2 lety +37

      Hating Mitch McConnell seems to be a 5 year event unfortunately. Also KY sucks.

    • @subgrv27
      @subgrv27 Před 2 lety +61

      How does he keep getting elected with a rating that low?

    • @bentbliley
      @bentbliley Před 2 lety +21

      if i may paraphrase jimmy mcmillan, “it’s still too damn high!”

    • @sakarakit5835
      @sakarakit5835 Před 2 lety +24

      yet he was re-elected...

    • @DeAnoJackson
      @DeAnoJackson Před 2 lety +23

      For real, then why the hell does he keep getting reelected?

  • @bigscoop91
    @bigscoop91 Před 2 lety +1

    "Stand up....No thank you!" *DEAD*

  • @anoniemuss824
    @anoniemuss824 Před 2 lety +82

    “Nobody is a bigger cry baby… than me.”
    - Trump, Everyday

    • @NicholasNRG
      @NicholasNRG Před 2 lety +2

      Or Colbert anytime Trump does anything

    • @rainbowprism6242
      @rainbowprism6242 Před 2 lety +4

      @@NicholasNRG fan of competitive macaque thrower says what?

    • @josephcannon3938
      @josephcannon3938 Před 2 lety

      @Joe Hiden Hur dur Colbert lame

    • @pamcheslock838
      @pamcheslock838 Před 2 lety +1

      @@NicholasNRG TRUMP 30000 lies yes 🙌 IMPRESSED CONNED BY A KNOWN CONMAN YES A CONMAN HIS ENTIRE LIFE

    • @Themagalorian
      @Themagalorian Před 2 lety

      @@pamcheslock838 not half as many lies as o bummer and sleepy joe..

  • @shiftybat7318
    @shiftybat7318 Před 2 lety +308

    Mitch is just the old-school version of an Internet troll - he refuses to accept that his time has come, that his body is failing, his era of prominence is over, and that he can barely speak words anymore, but instead of ceding his post to someone more capable (or likeable) he channels all of his remaining energy into ensuring no one else can ever have what he once had without his say. He is the iconic definition of an obstructionist, and is about as useful as nipples on a squid.

    • @a_diamond
      @a_diamond Před 2 lety +15

      Nipples on a squid.. yep, remembering that one..

    • @lsingstock1646
      @lsingstock1646 Před 2 lety +6

      @@davidjones332 dude, be careful what you say. You tube is listening. My friend suggested something similar about diaper boy and was banned.

    • @WWZenaDo
      @WWZenaDo Před 2 lety +7

      More like Mitch is an old-school version of a traitor....

    • @ingridwheeler3180
      @ingridwheeler3180 Před 2 lety +10

      Ditch mitch !
      Asap.

    • @Fate263
      @Fate263 Před 2 lety +2

      @daniel banks Sure... Nevermind that among the 3 in question, one is openly honest about their obstruction, but sure 2 women who COULD do something are the same as one man who refuses to.

  • @Fiawordweaver
    @Fiawordweaver Před 2 lety +363

    If McConnell was on fire- I would not urinate on him.

    • @ValerieJNorse
      @ValerieJNorse Před 2 lety +44

      Oh, it seems inhuman to withhold any liquid in a situation like that. How about kerosene?

    • @Tuturial464
      @Tuturial464 Před 2 lety +9

      No you give him human diarrhea. Cause he full of it. Burned and full of crap

    • @dameoftruth4022
      @dameoftruth4022 Před 2 lety +17

      If Mcconnell was on fire and I had just finished a six pack of beer, I wouldn't piss on him either.

    • @sirmoonslosthismind
      @sirmoonslosthismind Před 2 lety +16

      but he can have all of it if he's not on fire.

    • @TheMaelstrom
      @TheMaelstrom Před 2 lety +8

      No, no. It goes "I wouldn't piss in his mouth if his throat was on fire"

  • @brianmorgan7703
    @brianmorgan7703 Před 2 lety +28

    "No thank you."
    This nearly made me spit teriyaki chicken out my nose.

  • @heavypen
    @heavypen Před 2 lety +3

    "You're 2021 and done," and the crowd goes wild. Awesome.

  • @hankakah4180
    @hankakah4180 Před 2 lety +270

    Trump "I did say, however, that Alec Baldwin has no talent, certainly when it comes to imitating me" Actually Trump, he played YOU PERFECTLY! You DON'T HAVE ANY TALENT!

    • @dkamphaus43
      @dkamphaus43 Před 2 lety

      Regardless how how well he might have imitated him, Baldwin really had no business mocking him since he's an even worse person.

    • @hankakah4180
      @hankakah4180 Před 2 lety +6

      @@dkamphaus43 SNL satires everyone! Every actor has their faults, but shouldn't be penalized for them.

    • @mrheem44
      @mrheem44 Před 2 lety +4

      @@dkamphaus43 no hes not

    • @morsmordre3
      @morsmordre3 Před 2 lety +1

      @@dkamphaus43 Triggered much?

    • @shirleyrombough8173
      @shirleyrombough8173 Před 2 lety +2

      @@dkamphaus43 - Based on what?

  • @MarnettaAnn
    @MarnettaAnn Před 2 lety +57

    Every time I watch Steven Colbert it reminds me why he's my celebrity crush, and Evie is a friend in my head

    • @couragekarnga8735
      @couragekarnga8735 Před 2 lety +6

      Oh, Evie is just lovely!

    • @derricknelson8160
      @derricknelson8160 Před 2 lety

      Hello how you doing

    • @marshamariner7897
      @marshamariner7897 Před 2 lety +1

      I hv 2 late nite guys. And their wives r great. I'm sure it has an effect on their shows 🌹💖🌉🦋🇺🇸🌨️❄️🌉💖

    • @williamcracker7243
      @williamcracker7243 Před 2 lety

      Dear heffa you got low standards

    • @MarnettaAnn
      @MarnettaAnn Před 2 lety

      @@williamcracker7243 probably... but they are my standards and they don't affect you, so thanks for calling me a heffa... you must be a total prize for your wife 🤢

  • @TheNerdyFosterMom
    @TheNerdyFosterMom Před 2 lety +7

    the audience is so engaged. Loving it.

  • @PurnceNMe
    @PurnceNMe Před 2 lety +4

    I can still hear my man laughing in the background and I love it.

  • @JesperKrogSlot
    @JesperKrogSlot Před 2 lety +44

    For combining comedy with genuine goodness at one of our darkest hours, The Late Show with Stephen Colbert wins a Peabody.

  • @rezadaneshi
    @rezadaneshi Před 2 lety +107

    Who said life might not ever go back to normal. Stephen Colbert is all we need

    • @robc4191
      @robc4191 Před 2 lety +11

      Well, a functioning government would be nice too.

    • @rezadaneshi
      @rezadaneshi Před 2 lety +3

      @@robc4191 it would certainly be, but it didn’t function before COVID and lockdown either.

    • @couragekarnga8735
      @couragekarnga8735 Před 2 lety +6

      Stephen Colbert: Keeping America sane one joke at a time.

    • @rezadaneshi
      @rezadaneshi Před 2 lety +2

      @Isaac Suarez Trump is a joke that keeps on giving for decades even long after he is gone. Don’t you worry about Trump running. If Trump runs, turn out will be enormous and many independents will run and win. Establishment will not let trump run.

    • @JakobNoone
      @JakobNoone Před 2 lety

      @@robc4191 They are America. And you can, too!

  • @Chillaxin45
    @Chillaxin45 Před 2 lety +3

    The sex with a wall between bit, hilarious. Love that Mr. Colbert is on stage again and also missing the intimacy of the virtual show. I think only incredible talent (and support) is able to achieve success at both. Congrats on the Peabody - very well deserved.

  • @larathecool713
    @larathecool713 Před 2 lety +4

    My favourite moment was the little happy dance after the crowd response to the beer joke. It is so obvious that he needs and loves his audience response. If you ever come to australia to do a show i will be right there in the front row.

  • @sisenor4091
    @sisenor4091 Před 2 lety +115

    “ILL GIVE YOU A CARD”
    Stand up….. no thank you.

    • @dmiller5765
      @dmiller5765 Před 2 lety +16

      Lol. At least Stephen had an offer.

    • @mostmelon
      @mostmelon Před 2 lety +17

      I was expecting a "Turn around." before "No thank you."

    • @rhombo323
      @rhombo323 Před 2 lety +17

      Wonder how many cards he handed out after that though 🤔 hahaha

    • @couragekarnga8735
      @couragekarnga8735 Před 2 lety +5

      Best part of the show tonight!

    • @nomdeguerre247
      @nomdeguerre247 Před 2 lety +1

      🤣🤣🤣💀💀💀

  • @brettw8744
    @brettw8744 Před 2 lety +300

    I didn’t miss hearing the crowd the whole time.

    • @kenyap101
      @kenyap101 Před 2 lety +10

      Sames

    • @ImionLordred
      @ImionLordred Před 2 lety +21

      Aye, quite annoying screaming...

    • @mackersun
      @mackersun Před 2 lety +33

      I believe it's because it felt like a show personally for each one of us. Each show it was like he was talking just to me.

    • @jonalderson5571
      @jonalderson5571 Před 2 lety +11

      Too bad, the real fans love the crowd. Go back into your basement

    • @mackersun
      @mackersun Před 2 lety +41

      @@jonalderson5571 it's my personal preference. Why do you feel the need to be rude? It's not a bad thing. It's just something I've noticed.

  • @georgeclifton8615
    @georgeclifton8615 Před 2 lety +4

    "Crockpot full of balls", my new band name. 🤩

  • @ByWhatDesign
    @ByWhatDesign Před 2 lety +18

    It's not "around a wall," Stephen. NYC is advocating for gloryholes, duh.

  • @NGFergalicious
    @NGFergalicious Před 2 lety +39

    The energy of this crowd is great!

    • @Benmc1994
      @Benmc1994 Před 2 lety

      What they don't show you is the staff with signs telling the crowd when to laugh clap cheer i like the show but it's basically pantomime lol

    • @JoshuaWillis89
      @JoshuaWillis89 Před 2 lety +4

      @@Benmc1994 it’s true that those signs are there, but the crowd isn’t faking this enthusiasm

  • @Morgan-Wesley-Parker
    @Morgan-Wesley-Parker Před 2 lety +80

    Dude been watching this show for years and that has to be the best monologue he’s done, it was the audience I think, it felt like I was watching a stand up routine, brilliant.

  • @juliegilleland7947
    @juliegilleland7947 Před 2 lety

    Stephen Colbert YOU ARE A NATIONAL TREASURE! 😂👏🏻😂👏🏻

  • @emmajones9975
    @emmajones9975 Před 2 lety +4

    That "No thank you" is till has me laughing

  • @PegsFlamingoville
    @PegsFlamingoville Před rokem +2

    A year old and I’m so tickled with this episode I think I’ll watch again after sharing with a friend.
    Thank you for the last eight years Stephen. ❤🤍💙

  • @timbeaton5045
    @timbeaton5045 Před 2 lety +61

    "....physical barriers....like walls!" Never stopped Pyramus and Thisbe!

    • @coltonblake13
      @coltonblake13 Před 2 lety

      So...walls bad?

    • @Turtleproof
      @Turtleproof Před 2 lety +5

      @@coltonblake13 Hardy har, they are a waste of time, labor, and money, just ask Hadrian, Maginot, and others who tried to buy time for a failing nation with a static defense instead of effective civic, economic, military policies. As in every case in history, a practically abandoned wall is easy to sap under, break thru or just go around.
      Temporary barriers help at concert venues and movie theater ticket lines, tho!

    • @ashwainthobourne4874
      @ashwainthobourne4874 Před 2 lety

      @@coltonblake13 cjl

    • @coltonblake13
      @coltonblake13 Před 2 lety

      @@ashwainthobourne4874 CJB?

    • @shawnduffy3380
      @shawnduffy3380 Před 2 lety

      Oh glory me!

  • @phraydedjez
    @phraydedjez Před 2 lety +11

    Thats gold! That dude that stood up and yelled out, I was LMFAO

  • @frejaforrest795
    @frejaforrest795 Před 2 lety +21

    Every time Stephen mentions his Peabody Award, they should just cut across to Jon Batiste sat at his piano with his Oscar :D

  • @hoodedmountaingoat9624

    Tuna running through a crowd of people, high fiving people killed me. 😆

  • @livetime5815
    @livetime5815 Před 2 lety +451

    "No. 45 Denies Targeting Comedians, Insists He'll Be Back In The White House Soon."
    Donald Trump in: The Turdinator.

    • @adamf663
      @adamf663 Před 2 lety +36

      He only lies. His denial is as good as a confession of his guilt.

    • @NankitaBR
      @NankitaBR Před 2 lety +18

      Since all he does is lie, you just have to inverse this sentence and then you'll get the truth. He insists he targeted comedians and denies the well be back in the white house soon.

    • @alexbones0001
      @alexbones0001 Před 2 lety +4

      wouldn't it be the "2nd TERMinator"

    • @couragekarnga8735
      @couragekarnga8735 Před 2 lety +13

      He's the terd in the universal toilet that won't flush.

    • @alex35agm
      @alex35agm Před 2 lety +4

      The only comedian Trump liked in the last four years was the president of Ukraine,until he couldn't come up with a skit about Biden for Trump.

  • @2112Nightshift
    @2112Nightshift Před 2 lety +26

    "Speaking of things you don't want to smell."
    Best. Segue. Ever.

  • @LeeLee-cp3rv
    @LeeLee-cp3rv Před 2 lety +3

    Colbert's writers are 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
    Literally laughed out loud at every joke
    Edit: 💀💀💀

  • @anitagee3362
    @anitagee3362 Před 2 lety

    Scooby Coup - I love it! I love ALL the nicknames for the EXpresident, they are all applicable! 😆😆😆

  • @danhighlander
    @danhighlander Před 2 lety +153

    Am I the only one who wishes that the middle part of this monologue was back in the storage room with Evie laughing awkwardly?

    • @jeffbaer5851
      @jeffbaer5851 Před 2 lety +11

      The cutaway to her blushing and covering her mouth because she's laughing so hard is something I'm creating in my mind.... and it's glorious. Love Evie!!!!!!

    • @RideAcrossTheRiver
      @RideAcrossTheRiver Před 2 lety +10

      CZcams is introverts' paradise

    • @BrendanBeckett
      @BrendanBeckett Před 2 lety +5

      She should make a reaction channel where she just watches Stephen's monologues.

    • @sererwr2413
      @sererwr2413 Před 2 lety

      @@BrendanBeckett his monologues suck

    • @BrendanBeckett
      @BrendanBeckett Před 2 lety +2

      @@sererwr2413 Not when it's just him and Evie.

  • @CannonFodder873
    @CannonFodder873 Před 2 lety +3

    "You are......NOT the Tuna" (..and high-fives all around)
    I'm done.🤣
    Glad you're back, Stephen.

  • @rockstarJDP
    @rockstarJDP Před 2 lety +399

    Not gonna lie, I much preferred it when you could just hear his wife and crew giggling in the background than the audience whooping and hollering. Felt much more organic without an audience.

    • @misz3
      @misz3 Před 2 lety +2

      I mean that’s just CZcams commentary videos lol

    • @rockstarJDP
      @rockstarJDP Před 2 lety +21

      @@misz3 well yeah and I think that was better - felt more like we were in the room with him just listening to him have a comical rant :)

    • @WillowTDog
      @WillowTDog Před 2 lety +11

      @@rockstarJDP Completely agree. Though, tonight's monologue was definitely enhanced by the guy in the crowd apparently offering Steven his membership card (although, I admit, I thought he'd said, "Echo Park!" But I've never been active in that scene.

    • @mikeximenez5285
      @mikeximenez5285 Před 2 lety

      I agree. Im just waiting for his fart to escape while he waits for the laughs.

    • @jennac6954
      @jennac6954 Před 2 lety

      🙄

  • @Seldomane
    @Seldomane Před 4 měsíci

    That Tuna scene at the end gets me every time xD

  • @kwokmanchung
    @kwokmanchung Před 2 lety +53

    The 1-term social media influencer might've got a better chance suing SNL for writing credits and wages. After all, the SNL sketches were 90% his own words.

    • @sererwr2413
      @sererwr2413 Před 2 lety

      they were 100% none of his words...

  • @Mjgirl55
    @Mjgirl55 Před 2 lety +34

    Why does Stephen have 8 million subs and James Corden has 26 million? I love JC but come on people...Stephen is the MAN!

    • @NorthernSeaWitch
      @NorthernSeaWitch Před 2 lety +10

      Because Corden and his writers make bits designed for social media and then put together a show. Stephen and his writers make a show and then put it up on social media. Plus Corden unabashedly and unashamedly courts younger viewers through Carpool Karaoke and other bits like it. Given that the post late night main shows get abysmal actual ratings they really need to get online numbers to help justify their budgets.

    • @davidbyerly9846
      @davidbyerly9846 Před 2 lety +3

      Not a fan of corden at all. Stephen kills though.

  • @naomibee8881
    @naomibee8881 Před 2 lety +16

    I don’t eat Subway but the “no tuna” tuna - WHAT were people actually eating???

    • @bluesteel8376
      @bluesteel8376 Před 2 lety +8

      It is very common in the sea food industry to mislabel. Very common. People like the sound of some fish names and not others, so they just put down the name people want to see. It is really scummy, and gets much worse. Apparently pig butt holes get sold as imitation calamari. look it up.

    • @TimoRutanen
      @TimoRutanen Před 2 lety +4

      Apparently there's a chance that the alleged tuna was processed so much it's not possible to find tuna DNA anymore. After this of course, you can mix in cheaper ingredients, stretching the tuna. If such things as cheaper ingredients than tuna exist.

    • @christinemusselman5499
      @christinemusselman5499 Před 2 lety +1

      @@bluesteel8376 Another great reason to go vegetarian.

    • @thesterndragoon9159
      @thesterndragoon9159 Před 2 lety +2

      Other kinds of fish. The entire fish industry has a ton of substitutions. Less than 50% of any fish advertised by a restaurant is actually the fish it says it is. And that's ALL restaurants.

    • @hhairball9
      @hhairball9 Před 2 lety

      40 years ago, I used to work for a "health food" sandwich shop that would use about one part canned tuna to ten parts soy filler and mix in mayonnaise. No one ever noticed.

  • @Ylluria
    @Ylluria Před 2 lety +1

    This had me laughing SO HARD. Thank you for this, Mr. Colbert! 💕💕

  • @stevebuchmann9868
    @stevebuchmann9868 Před 2 lety +161

    So glad they beeped out the word “shit”… while Stephen is ranting about sex parties! 😂😂😂

    • @JoshSweetvale
      @JoshSweetvale Před 2 lety +4

      Fascism is illogical.
      It's a worshipful devotion to ritualized "morality."

    • @SplendidFellow
      @SplendidFellow Před 2 lety +9

      @@JoshSweetvalelol this ain't fascism it's just nonsensical corporate "appropriateness"

    • @Deathnote2539
      @Deathnote2539 Před 2 lety

      You do realize it's youtube who bleeps them not the actually show? If you watch it on t.v nothing is censored

    • @SplendidFellow
      @SplendidFellow Před 2 lety +5

      @@Deathnote2539 since when does CZcams "bleep" anything? You can say fuck as many times as you want on CZcams.

    • @Caterfree10
      @Caterfree10 Před 2 lety +4

      it was the word "fuck" they bleeped out, at least during talking about the teenager's snapchat post. if "shit" was also censored, I completely did not catch it lmao.

  • @TheReal008Zulu
    @TheReal008Zulu Před 2 lety +14

    Ivanka: Who's Daddy? I have never heard of him nor met him before.

  • @FiferSkipper
    @FiferSkipper Před 2 lety +2

    That has to be one of the best monologues ever! We had to pause it several times to ROFLOL!

  • @georgegoughnour1509
    @georgegoughnour1509 Před 2 lety +2

    Do they really let ex presidents become janitors at the White House? I had no idea🤣

  • @AchronTimeless
    @AchronTimeless Před 2 lety +15

    The moment when you realize you've lived a wilder life than Colbert

  • @RagingGeekazoid
    @RagingGeekazoid Před 2 lety +52

    For you little kiddies, that impression with the sunglasses was Edward G. Robinson, a Hollywood actor who played gangsters back in the 1930s and '40s.

    • @leavingitblank9363
      @leavingitblank9363 Před 2 lety

      How did Stephen get that wrong?

    • @maxmoon2254
      @maxmoon2254 Před 2 lety +2

      And one miscast role as a disgruntled Jew telling Chuck Heston “Where’s your God now Moses ? Mehhhhh.”

  • @WillRennar
    @WillRennar Před 2 lety +3

    Damn, April was National Jazz Month and I missed it!?

  • @maceo2012
    @maceo2012 Před 2 lety

    On FIRE! One of his best yet!

  • @jasthebaker
    @jasthebaker Před 2 lety +15

    "the process is rotten" you're damn right Mitch. The process of the senate is rotten because the filibuster still exists.

  • @notnef
    @notnef Před 2 lety +81

    Am I the only one that just waits to go to sleep to watch his monologue on CZcams?

  • @DanielleA2023
    @DanielleA2023 Před 2 lety +1

    the audience is AWESOME!!!!!

  • @teresamendoza1194
    @teresamendoza1194 Před 2 lety

    What a monologue!!! 🔥👏👏👏😂😂😂💕

  • @jamesmoseley5428
    @jamesmoseley5428 Před 2 lety +4

    Use barriers like a wall??? Did New York City just recommend that people use glory holes? This cannot be a real city guideline

  • @andrewharkin9774
    @andrewharkin9774 Před 2 lety +48

    I haven't even heard Stephen Colbert do an impression of Trump for a while now.

    • @Taurusus
      @Taurusus Před 2 lety +17

      He stopped doing it right after the election, when he stopped using his name.

  • @Notfunnysam
    @Notfunnysam Před 2 lety +1

    I booed along in unison with the audience!
    Very appropriate booing!

  • @susankeefer5981
    @susankeefer5981 Před 2 lety

    LOVE Stephen Colbert and The Late Show!! 😂🤣

  • @dav0n
    @dav0n Před 2 lety +39

    Stephen- “stand up, no thank you” 😂 but I needed to see the guy tho🙄 Wendy’s shady camera man would’ve caught it🤦🏽‍♂️

    • @TRowland223
      @TRowland223 Před 2 lety +1

      What did they even say?

    • @alaric_
      @alaric_ Před 2 lety +4

      @@TRowland223 Apparently "I'll give you a card" :D

    • @QUICKBOOKS1
      @QUICKBOOKS1 Před 2 lety

      @@alaric_, Yes. I watched it a second time with Closed Captioning. That's what he said.

  • @uosdwiSrdewoH
    @uosdwiSrdewoH Před 2 lety +73

    I really thought that the trying to have sex with a wall between you joke was going to end very differently. Feels like there's a very obvious gag that perhaps CBS censors wouldn't OK.

    • @boblehmann1644
      @boblehmann1644 Před 2 lety +9

      Yeah, a punctured wall is the first thing that popped into my sick mind.

    • @nickwallette6201
      @nickwallette6201 Před 2 lety +3

      For some reason, the first thing that occurred to me was the sound of a bird flying into a window.

    • @DrownedInExile
      @DrownedInExile Před 2 lety

      "Terry loves walls!" - Brooklyn 99

  • @MTKRAILROAD
    @MTKRAILROAD Před 2 lety +3

    This whole video was a banger! Great show Stephen!
    The tuna guy, the I'll give my card response. Fantastic

  • @mkechandler5776
    @mkechandler5776 Před 2 lety

    Mr. Colbert and his writers in top form 👌😊