Stephen Colbert Recaps A Crazy Summer, Part 1: Trump’s Mugshot, Cocaine in The White House
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- čas přidán 1. 10. 2023
- The Late Show with Stephen Colbert is back, and our host has a special two-part monologue to catch everyone up on the stories we missed over the summer, including those Canadian wildfires, cocaine found in the White House, the government admitting aliens are real, the former president’s many indictments, and more. Stick around for Part 2 of Stephen’s monologue after this! #Colbert #Comedy #Monologue
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Stephen Colbert brings his signature satire and comedy to THE LATE SHOW with STEPHEN COLBERT, the #1 show in late night, where he talks with an eclectic mix of guests about what is new and relevant in the worlds of politics, entertainment, business, music, technology and more. Featuring bandleader Louis Cato and “THE LATE SHOW band,” the Peabody Award-winning and Emmy Award-nominated show is broadcast from the historic Ed Sullivan Theater. Stephen Colbert took over as host, executive producer and writer of THE LATE SHOW on Sept. 8, 2015. - Zábava
“I’m your host Stephen Colbert.”
After 5 months it feels good to hear those words again.
It's like a balm for the soul! We missed you so, so much, Stephen!
It does feel good to be back
Amen!! 💛✨
You should get a hobby
Who's paying you to make positive comments on someone who's never been funny
Anybody else breathe a sigh of relief that our late night therapists are back?
True. So very true! 😛
😄 lol
you need the help if this isnt a late show staffer. gross
Yes
@@loosely_basedwhat?
The segment on Boebert & the lawnmower absolutely KILLED me 😂🤣, along with Louis’ laughter.
The cho...ke 🤣🤣🤣 LOL
SAME 💀
Oh man, it's so awesome to have Colbert and his crew back! I laughed, I cried (but only because I was laughing so hard). The bit about Lauren Bobert trying to start her date up like a lawnmower....god my face hurts from laughing so hard!
I bet her date wishes it was his face that hurt after that.
That was hilarious
Thank the WGA for fighting so hard! Glad to be back
❤️❤️😅😅
he's the only way I can stand USA political news without ratcheting up my stress levels, which is bad enough since I have crippling social anxiety
Oh how we missed you, Stephen. I’m so happy that the writers are back and safe and being properly paid.
I cannot like this comment enough ❤❤❤❤❤
I can't believe I survived so long without Stephen and his show. Welcome back!
Same here!!!
The writers still haven’t came back. They just read a bunch of headlines and skipped the jokes. I miss when the show was funny. This is more like the libera version of Gutfield now. I miss the funny.
Blame his self righteous writers.
You're joking right? He's not funny
@@Justanotherhumanonthenet because I've gone my entire life and never ran into anyone who's ever found him funny. I know people can like shitty things but I've never met a conscious human being that finds Stephen Colbert funny, so I don't think they exist
I can't properly express how much joy it brings me to have you back Stephen! You were terribly missed. I'm thrilled the strike ended in a way that satisfied the writers needs, but mostly I'm just grateful to have my favorite late show back.
Thank the WGA for fighting so hard! Glad to be back
I soooooo miseed Stephen and Seth very much during the last five months of the writers strike so I'm soooooo glad they spent their first night during the monologue and "A Closer Look" over what happened during that time!
he's got the china plague again... do you think multiple vaccines and boosters helped? it may have helped him get it....
It's SO good to see you and your crew back in action, man. I didn't realize just how much I've missed Eric Face, too!
!Oh, yeah, that's always good for a big laugh!
If Trump looks this cheerful at his arraignment, imagine how happy he’ll look when the jury convicts him.
good luck with that🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
there is a tiny tot temper tantrum a'brewing right under the surface...
grab the popcorn, honey, it could blow at any second!
@@chefboyrbuj817Don’t need luck since he’s run out of bribery money to give to the collapsing GOP.
There is no jury at this trial. Judge only.
With how many people he's threatened judges n more I'm suprised the death penalty hasn't come back from how many times Trump has been put in contempt lol
Mad props to all the hosts for the solidarity with the writers! Thank you!!!
Seth and Steve are both members of the writer's guild.
Solidarity is a communist rally cry word...you are totally unAmerican
@@tauriusmagnamus3281I imagine given their position they had to do a lot of writing behind the scenes for a lot of years to get to where they are
I had forgotten how great it is to laugh out loud until my sides hurt. Thank YOU Stephen Colbert!
Thank the WGA for fighting so hard! Glad to be back
So glad he's back., ! Haven't been laughing so hard lately, but this sure makes up., hilarious! Aloha from Hawaii MK
He isn't funny he is a talking head for the corporate oligarchs
@@somethingunscriptedsure bub
I was moved to tears the way Stephen delivered ‘Pyramid Scheme’….
Best punchline ever.
SO glad he’s back.
Especially cuz you knew something was coming when he did his glasses like that
@@alexmccaleb2152 100%..!
Thank God Stephen is back. Glad the writers got what they needed.
Absolutely!
Welcome back Stephen Colbert! We miss you! ❤️
*HE'S BACK! YES!!!!!!!!* 😂✊
Can't wait for part 2😊😂
Colbert not even funny
Life this summer just wasn't complete without Steven and his gang. Every night I sit back to laugh as he puts it all in perspective. SO so glad you're back!!
I cannot express just how much I have missed this show 🎉💖
Welcome back!! We’ve missed you, your band, your writers and your jokes!!! We’ve needed your humor to get us through!!!
💯
It's really hard to express in words how great it is to have Stephen back.
I nearly cried with joy when this came up in my notifications 😊
That's why we need the writers!
Those AI bots are writing some good stuff!
Vomit sound comes to mind
I wish the strike was still on, colbert sucks, and people who believe him are idiots!😊
We needed to have the raw news without the laughter to deal with our problems more directly. We were made to face the ugly truth on our own. It was good for us.
And, it was terrible to not get a break from the chaos. It’s so good to see you again!
Thank you writers for standing up for yourselves and thusly us as a nation as well. Demand your respect or strike again.
Great to have you back, and to all the writers… Thank you so staying united during the labour strike.
Oh, and I’m Canadian… We apologize for all the smoke. It’s been a hot and dry summer here. We still love you guys!!!
As a Canadian performer in LA with SAG... we've been fighting all year! Thank you for your support!
So good to have Stephen back on TV. And even better to see studios paying their damn writers better!
Nice to see the _GOOD_ writers getting paid. Most studios are just daycares with a "writers" label taped on on of the doors. 1 in 10 writers deserved the victory, the rest needed to leave the picket line and join the unemployment line.
Seeing you back is like a breath of fresh air!😊
🤣🤣🤣 That lawnmower joke was priceless, it's been a while since I laughed that hard
Welcome back, Stephen! Congratulations to the writers. Well done!
Congratulations to all the writers out there. Who got their deserve pay. We were supporting you all through the last couple months and I'm happy you guys got what you deserve. Also, I'm just happy that the late show is back. Welcome back Stephen! Miss you so much. It's going to be amazing. Let's get it!
Thank you so much!
Amen!
congrats to _SOME_ of the writers. Most of them are being carried by a small minority of _actual_ good writers. Most of them are just getting paid to drool in daycare.
So glad the writers got their due and so glad you guys are back!
Stephen is smart he doesn’t need writers! He just needs to tell the same orange man bad joke and the clapping seals will go nuts
@@vertigohayes5001You don’t have to be a miserable traitor, you can join the right side of history any time. We forgive those who repent.
Can ya'll not turn a simple comment into a chain for bickering? This show is late cause it's for adults, and frankly more adults should know better than to bicker over a talk show.
*HE'S BACK! YES!!!!!!!!* 😂✊
Lame dude. @@vertigohayes5001
I’ve been waiting 5 months to hear that intro. Congratulations 🎉 to the writers, crew, and sag aftra for showing labor’s power 🎉🎉❤❤🎉🎉 you’ve no idea how deeply you’ve been missed.
OMG!! So good to have you back, Stephen and all! Life has been very drab without you all! Hope your writers are feeling good too!
I’m legit happy and relieved to have the late night comedians back to joke about the reality we’re living. It’s less stressful
Such a better way to get the news!
You think this is the news? This is leftist-propaganda. You can't be this brai
nwashed. @@karenneill9109
Laughter can be good medicine. Release of 'feel good' hormones in the body and brain.
It's hard to be both happy and sad at the same time. Don't Worry, Be Happy. (It's a choice).
I couldn't agree more.
Welcome back. I'm British so I get this in the morning. I forgot how much I needed a warm cup of Colbert in the morning. But well done for fighting the good fight with the strikes. Fully support you all.
So happy Colbert is back, it was hard getting through the summer without his hilarious monologues
Thank the WGA for fighting so hard! Glad to be back
Welcome back Stephen and a BIG shout out to the amazing writers!!! you have been sorely missed. ❤ from 🇦🇺
Welcome back, especially to the writers! 🎉 So glad they're safely in their joke holes on their own terms. 💚 Sending Love & Light from Mississippi. Y'all stay safe and keep taking care of each other. ✌🏼
Absolutely! The workman is worth his hire!
Good to see you again too, BoondocksDragon!
Hope you've had a great summer.
Extremely happy that the writers were finally able to get what they deserve and that elated that y’all are back and better than ever.
Thank you, writers!!!! Love the show and all the work that goes into it. ❤🎉 So glad you got some recognition 😊
Late Show with Stephen Colbert. You. Were. Missed. THANK YOU for your service to Americanity. Hope the writers got every single thing they asked for. All of it.
After a batshit summer, it is so good to have you back and I am so glad the writers got the W
it is so great to have you guys back after 5 months of watching pure crazy news without a comical interlude has been soul destroying
I was just saying Steven, John Oliver and Seth Meyers were the only way I could stomach current events without breaking into red hot rage
I'm Canadian so I find watching American News extremely entertaining. And it's such valuable research for Office Politics.
@@faithbrooks8922 Although seeing Trump continue to make asinine comments about how windmills are destroying the environment was good for some laughs without the comments from the Late Night Hosts during the writers' strike period!
Welcome back amazing writers!! You all make these shows! You all are the backbone! I missed you all so much!!
Good to have you back, Stephen! Love watching your show from Canada 🇨🇦
Welcome back Stephen and Crew!!! We missed you
It definitely feels good to be back! So glad the writers got what they needed!
Omigosh, I've missed all of you sooo much! Congrats to all the writers! I'm so glad you supported them and they prevailed.
WELCOME BACK ! This has been interminable, but I'm relieved to hear that you guys got what you wanted and we can return to your incredible monologues. And your timing is incredible, with Trump being buttraped in court and McCarthy staring at political oblivion.
Ive been laughing my ass off all evening. Welcome back, writers and hosts! We love all of you. You keep us sane.
What human can possibly have that take 😂
Hope he does more vaccine music mashups! I love eating boots
It's just nice to have an actual trustworthy source of news again that can make us laugh and deliver the hard truths. Welcome back Stephen and all the writers who worked hard to get what they deserve.
Still insane we're still talking about a crazy man who should have been arrested a lot time ago though. That lawnmower joke was fantastic.
I believe you mean "should have been JAILED a long time ago". TFG has technically been arrested 4 times now, and is only walking around shooting off his mouth because he is (again, technically) "out on bail".
@@TheShadowKing1988 True, should have jused the word JAILED
Laugh yes, but I trust Stephen's truthiness only three hairs more than the general T****** selective truth. He's almost as crack-brain leftist as T****** is crack brain rightwing.
Yay!!!
So so happy you guys are back!! I feel like a kid in a candy store!!! I could sing in the rain!!
Thanks for pumping up my sanity again!!
YAY!!!!
So happy you and your writers ✍🏽 are back! It was getting super boring without the late night shows 😢😢
Welcome back everyone!
It's so good having Stephen and the Late Show staff making us laugh again!
Cheers!
The opening skit alone made me laugh more than 5 months of bad comedy from Gutfeld and his discount version great talk shows like this
Thanks for the flash back Opus. Sure do miss the lil guy…Have a great one
@@kierstensharp3548
You too!
Love the show as well as John Oliver and Seth Meyers😃
*HE'S BACK! YES!!!!!!!!* 😂✊
Never realized how important this daily dose of dad jokes was to my sanity.
Welcome back Steve, congrats to the WGA on their hard-won victory!
Me too! All this pending facism has gotten me down, it’s good to laugh again!!
So Glad everyone is back !! Thank God because we need this to laugh at the insanity that is still going on!!! It’s the Only thing that can keep us sane ! Welcome Back 😍😍😍
We missed you Stephen!!!! Congratulations to the Writers! We missed you even more!! #BRAVO
OMG this just made my night seeing Stephen back on my YT feed!!! I didn't realise just how much I'd missed these laughs!
Writers, thank you for all your hard work. Stephen, glad to see you back!
Almost broke my neck clicking on this video!!! Colbert is back baby!!! ❤❤❤
"If you don't put the choke back, you'll flood him" I literally cried laughing
Welcome Back Stephen you were truly missed.
Glad to have Colbert back! Let the good times roll!
I am SOOOO glad to see you're back in business. I missed my nightly laugh. Thank you.
So so happy you’re back!!! I have missed this show SO MUCH! ❤
Have missed you so much Stephen! Especially every time there was an indictment of the previous guy. So glad your writers have received their due. They deserve it. You made me laugh again until tears ran down my cheeks. Thank you and everyone who works on the show.
It's so great to have my favorite talk show hosts returning again!
I can't bear to take the news straight.
"Off the air for 154 indictments..." classic Colbert. So glad the strike was resolved well and laughter is back!
I’m so happy and glad that the writers and everyone involved are back at it again. Cheers!
Love the sound of applause after Trump’s sweeping indictment headline 😆
Biden 2024 🇺🇸
@@JohnSmith-pg9ns We’ll make fucking sure Joe loses in 2024
@@JohnSmith-pg9nsTrump 20-to-life
Because we deeply desire justice. I was raised to love my country and the values it aspired to. The law alone can't make a country great. The citizens who see the value in the law, who see that as a community we can make a country great by following those laws, this is what makes a country great. There are many hotheads in the US. We would do better if we were more chill like our northern neighbors. But if we are going to be emotional, let's please try to look at what is proven in court with some sanity. Stop with pretending there are conspiracies. Almost everyone knows that is false. Look at the facts. The earth is not flat. Trump is already found guilty. Let's move on to a better America.
@@robsemailAgreed!
Stephen Colbert is back and there's two parts to his monologue! Thank you!! 😁😅😂 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾
I've missed you Stephen Colbert and your Writes over the summer, I'm so glad y'all are back, its so damn awesome to hear Louis Cato and the band again❤
Now I know what I was missing for the whole summer! Thank you Stephen 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Nice to has some Steven jokes back! 🥳🥳🥳
Holy crap! It feels like it's been forever. Welcome back, Stephen and crew. We've got a lot to catch up on.
OMG, that Eric impression never gets old. I'm on the floor right now. And the audience reaction didn't help matters. We missed you Stephen! XOXO
08:37 The "choke" heard round the world. Ho-ly.... 😂😂😂
I give it ✌️ frisky fingers, way up
Sooo glad the writers are getting their due. Thank you!
Oh man you've been missed, so welcome back. Congratulations to all the writers for standing up for what's right and fair. This show has been pivotal in helping me to keep my sanity. Thank you for all these fantastic years full of love and much laughter.😂❤️💯
Yes!
We have missed you guys in New Zealand TOO
I HAVE MISSED YOU ALL SO MUCH!!!! You literally helped me maintain my sanity over the past 7 years. Well done, all, well done!! ♥♥♥♥
This was a joy to watch, glad you're back!
Thank You for everyone involved for Stephen being back on air. He was very badly missed over here in Cologne. Love you guys!
stay safe over there and remember to get your booster shot before the Winter creeps in😷😷✊
In Nuremberg too!
@@mquietsch6736 Crazy, I grew up in Nürnberg ☺️ Rosenaupark forever!
From Oliver to Kimmel and now to Colbert, its great to see you guys back doing all what you do! But its a giant team effort and your writers are so amazing that its great they got what they needed for such amazing work! Happy to see you back
Meyers had a great show also.
Gosh I’ve missed this wonderful outrageous humor!!!! 👏👏👏
We missed you, Stephen. And we're so glad you stood up for the writers who this show possible! Cheers all around for TLS cast and crew tonight!
Welcome back, Stephen Colbert and family. You were missed greatly!
Man...y'all were missed! Congratulations writers 👏
You know you're witnessing a legend when expectations are sky high....and the man exceeds them. Welcome back , Mr. Colbert!
😂 I am laughing out loud! So GOOD to see you again!
Missed you & your writers Steven!!!
Had a few melt downs over pending facism, so glad to be laughing again!
It feels so good to be back Stephen! Congrats writers, I hope you got what you asked for and weren't forced to take a cut to the deal
Welcome back! So happy to have you back Stephen and team!!
WE NEED YOU BACK MORE THAN EVER! ❤Sooooooo happy!! Congrats writers!!
It's so good to see Stephen and the Late Show band up and running and playing again! Love the writing, the music, the laughs, all of it! Keep going and glad you're back!
Welcome back! Seriously didn’t know how much I missed you until I just teared up! Thank you writers for the good & haha!
Me toooooo ❤❤❤
Glad you are back! Missed daily new comedies!❤
This is just...SUCH a joy to watch!!! Welcome bac!!!!
OMG, how did we get through that last 5 months without Stephen. I've missed the show so much. Happy for everyone on their new contracts.
Bravo! Thank you for a great show - congratulations to the writers and thank you to the entire staff and Stephen Colbert for a great show. Missed you all so very much! ❤
It’s been a long and dry Summer without Stephen, Seth, and John Oliver! Welcome back my favorite political commentators!
Welcome back Stephen Colbert LEGEND!!!!!!!!🇺🇸🇮🇪👍from an Irish viewer.
This just feels so right. Welcome back writers how we missed you
Congratulations to all of the guild for their achievement, so glad to have this show back.
Dying without you!
Wonderful to have you all back!
Glad the strike is settled…missed you guys! We need to laugh at the crazy politicians!