Stephen’s At Home | Jordan’s Pressure Campaign | George Santos’s Mystery Baby | Taylor’s Big Weekend
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- čas přidán 22. 05. 2024
- Stephen caught Covid-19 (again) so he is hosting the show from home, Rep. Jim Jordan is bullying his House colleagues in the pursuit of votes, no one knows why Rep. George Santos was carrying an infant through the halls of Congress, and it’s Taylor Swift’s world, we’re just living in it.
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Stephen Colbert brings his signature satire and comedy to THE LATE SHOW with STEPHEN COLBERT, the #1 show in late night, where he talks with an eclectic mix of guests about what is new and relevant in the worlds of politics, entertainment, business, music, technology and more. Featuring bandleader Louis Cato and “THE LATE SHOW band,” the Peabody Award-winning and Emmy Award-nominated show is broadcast from the historic Ed Sullivan Theater. Stephen Colbert took over as host, executive producer and writer of THE LATE SHOW on Sept. 8, 2015. - Zábava
Brilliant! Locked in a room all alone, no applause, no laughter (at least on his end) and Stephen STILL kills it! True genius.
I feel like it really enhanced the no-punchline Biden gag ;)
Huh?
@@Wilem35 May we assume English isn't your first language?
Protect this man at all cost! I am from Europe and even I recognize he is a US national treasure!
👍👍👍👍👍👏👏👏👏👏🎯
I'm British and lived in USA, then Netherlands, France, Germany, Belgium - have always adored Stephen; can't ever get enough of his wit😊❤
I’m from the us and we don’t. His vaccine pushing didn’t work did it.
Probably because we mostly produce duds, so when we have stars they shine against the black void of the dumb, mediocre, and evil. For Stephen's sake (and as a Middle-Earth nerd myself), I'll compare him to Eärendil with the last Silmaril, sailing through the sky. 😆
I agree ice been watching him since he was just Stephen co- Bert lol
To say Stephen is "Good" is a MASSIVE understatement. I love watching Stephen Colbert work - from start of his career, to the Late Show, through COVID, and all aspects since. Just WOW!
Heather McDonald's vaccine joke is funnier.
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Important to remember, someone around Stephen had Covid and didn't know it, sickening others. Please take precautions, people. Not everyone's immune system can fight this. Thank you Stephen for continuing to make me laugh from Wisconsin!
Wishing you a swift recovery, Stephen!
You mean a "Swiftie" recovery.
@@aggressiveattitudeera887 Bravo, good sir.
Taylor Swift approves of your statement.
@@aggressiveattitudeera887 i see and respect what you do here.
I hope you feel better steven but you're still hella funny
You’re doing the wise and considerate thing for yourself and others by staying home. I wish you a quick and complete recovery, sir.
Stephen Colbert continues to amaze me. God bless you & get well quick. You help to keep many of us sane❤
Rapid and full recovery, Mr. Colbert. WE NEED YOU!
Much respect to Stephen for being responsible and following the protocols.
Yeah how are those "effective" vaccines working out for him?
I really wish more people would be like Stephen. With that, I mean it would save me a quite a lot of time, if they would stay at home. Thank you, Stephen, for not making the queue at the restaurant even longer. Thanks Bro!
Yet Republicans still think basic public health measures are tyranny lol
Thank you to the entire network for being smart and kind human beings who just want us to survive on this rock together. Humans need rest and a place to do that without others. Everyone deserves a home to rest in. Modules like Incredible Tiny Homes should be a basic human right for all of us, like water.
@@freedomishavingachoice3020 Ha! Mostly being smartarses. But we care.
Get well soon, Stephen!
No pressure, but the world could really benefit from your skills right now...
Is this a joke?? Or are you serious..
@@ianwithers9228wanna see a joke? Why don't you take a look in the mirror.
Is there ever a time when we can say, "nah, take a break. We don't need to be cheered up right now"?
@@mynameisworld Usually it's when I'm distracted by oppressive deadlines rather than crippling depression and apprehension.
Dude, he just did the monologue or homologue! 😂😂😂😂
Thanks for still putting on a show for us, Stephen! I hope you feel better!
Without the laughs & applause, his delivery is subtle and TIGHT - excellent display of talents we don’t see in the theatre setting.
Get well soon, Stephen. So glad you were able to hear me say "Awww." in your mind.
Thank you Stephen, for cheering us up despite being ill.❤ And Here's hoping you get well REALLY fast. Stupid old Covid!! 🤬
He missed us so much he didn’t not want to be in air!
More accurately , stupid NEW Covid variance .
I can't believe how much watching Stephen Colbert perform in a closet made me crack up! He's a comic genius.
God bless you, Sweet Stephen ❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤ Here's wishing you a speedy recovery ❤❤❤
Never thought we'd be seeing this movie again, it's the sequel we never knew we didn't want. Get well soon Stephen! And don't worry, saying Jordon's name makes everyone ill.
This is why I went and got another booster last week...I don't want covid creeping up on me...Just think, if Colbert got it from being around those "2200" invitees, imagine how many more have it now, too 🤔🤔🤔
@atiredfloridian777 The Sequel... but minus Evie since he has to isolate! 😢
THANK YOU FOR WORKING THROUGH COVID!
We love you!
We appreciate you!
Not good for him!
Thanks, Stephen! I got it, too, and you still made me laugh, no audience, no band...just a shower curtain? THIS is why you're our favorite.
Is it less painful the second time around, assuming you’ve had it before. .
Fantastic Stephen.
It's his bathroom, the largest room in his house. I'm hoping compensation for the space is in his contract.
@@HH-gv8mxhaving had it twice, as well as being vaccinated multiple times, I can tell you yes it’s not as bad the second time around. Only felt sick for a couple of days the second time around vs. 3 weeks the first time with a long recovery. I work in a hospital, I myself don’t have patient contact, but I do have contact daily with those who do, so getting Covid is a risk of my job.
I've been watching Steven's show for years, and this episode was one of the most funniest, the jokes, the delivery, the charm - they all are to the top in this homebound episode! Great job everyone, Stephen, you're the best!
I'm loyal to you, no matter where you are, Stephen!!! You are the KING of late night shows!!!😍
😅😅😅😅😅😅😂😂😂😂
yah. him and seth are my favorets.
If Stephen is King then Conan must be God.
then johnny carson would be the galaxy
Yessss! Get better, Stephen!
Amazing. In spite of being sick and homebound, Stephen delivers a top-notch monologue! Well done, sir!
Stephen stated he's feeling lonesome... how about giving Stephen a group cyber hug.
Apologies from Ohio... We too are sick and more so embarrassed by Gym Jordan. Seriously? 🤬
Stephen thank you for this, you and Seth have helped me hold onto the little sanity I have left. Prayers for a speedy recovery!
Get your friends out to VOTE Jordan out of office !! launch a door-to door campaign in his district to get voters signed up !!! it WORKS !!!! DO IT !!!!
Uhhh… you spelled Jim wrong. A GYM you GO to. A JIM you TALK to.
@@petercolbeysgameshowmania7176. it was meant as a joke as Jim was the wrestling coach at Ohio State
@@cathybrown4102 Oh.
(Whoosh!)
You hear that? That’s the sound of a joke going over my head. 🤦♂️
You can damn near hear Stephen's comedic timer in this set. The pauses after the punch lines. Chef's kiss.
Steve is our generations Jack Benny who took pauses to an art form as does Steve
Thank you Stephen for being responsible and not deliberately infecting everyone around you (unlike most 'people'...)
Appreciate you!
I mean if he did we could build up natural anti-bodies.
@@TheBasher-_-Incorrect. You only build antibodies frm HAVING Covid, not frm being exposed. Same as every illness. And anyone who goes to work while sick is a selfish SOB.
@@TheBasher-_- Oh yes, we could also build up _long-term heart problems._
An ounce of prevention is worth a pound of cure.
@@TheBasher-_- Yeah, those anti-bodies didn’t stop him from catching it a second time. From the Cleveland Clinic: “There's no limit to how many times you can get COVID-19. As the virus continues to mutate, reinfections are on the rise.”
Yes! My sister in law just exposed our family, plus her elderly, recently hospitalized mother. I can't believe people are showing up at events knowing they are sick with COVID. Such a**holes.
Even with Covid, you know how to do a show. You, your writers, and producers are amazing. Thank you all for deciding to do the show. Be well, Stephen.
God bless you Stephen Colbert. You have no idea how invigorating you are and how imperative that is to a dying world. Thanks for the laughs and for feeding us viewers with actual substance we can enjoy and learn from. Hope you feel better.
Thanks for being responsible Stephen. We need to leave you on your own more often! This is funnier that the usual show! Be kind to yourself and take it easy for a while, even after you test negative.
No rush Stephen. Get better and you'll come back better than ever. Evie, take care of that man. He's a good man. 🙏♥️
No! Stephen, stay away from Evie! No covid for Evie!
Donnie recently said “I am willing to go to jail if that’s what it takes for our country to win and become a democracy again.”, and I'm just glad to see we're all finally on the same page.
😃
The 🍊🦧🤡 will get his wish soon enough. 😁
Jimmy Kimmel just said that.
I'm about 200% certain that it's impossible for that one to even consider saying something like that. Unless someone left a book about reverse psychology for kids out on the breakfast counter at marilago.
If that’s a quote, I’m wondering just what is his drug of choice. Owh!
Trump couldn’t put that sentence together. He must have had help.
If it helps, Stephen... I'm laughing out loud, even without the audience. Thanks for carrying on!
lol same
Me too!
Thank you so much for still putting on a wonderful show even while sick. After so many months without you, I am extra grateful for your commitment and sense of humor. Love and well wishes! 💗 I hope you feel better very soon.
Mad respect for Stephen! Following the protocols, being clearly so unwell but still putting on the show. Hope you and your family stay safe and feel well soon!
This really brings me back to those early days of the pandemic, wish you a speedy recovery Stephen.
You are AMAZING Mr. Colbert! Thank you for doing your show when you don't feel well. During the writer's strike I had Colbert withdrawls. So thank you again!
Colbert19.
Oh no!!! Please take care @StephenColbert!!! Sending all the healing vibes and love! Get well soon!
I hope you are feeling better soon, Stephen. I also hope that Evie stays Covid-free.
Thanks for being responsible with your Covid-19 germs and staying home. You're a good guy.
😂thank you Steven😅
God bless you, you definitely our National Treasure 👍🏽
Noo! Wishing you a speedy recovery! Thank you for being a role model and a c-19 responsible adult.
Even Covid can't suppress that wonderful wit... Thank you, Sir, for soldiering on for us! Even those of us without Covid had
trouble breathing at the mention of Jordan for Speaker. Hope it is a very mild case and you have good health soon. God Bless ❤🇺🇸👍
Repeat, "Good Health Soon" , Stephen. You rock all ages, timeless and priceless. So many send you best ❤ Love.
Stephen's like a doctor he has to give his patients their daily dose of sanity no matter what
@@affalada6868you mean daily dose of political partisanship and Democrat propaganda? I’m not even Republican, but he’s so insanely biased.
He has lots of issues to talk about. What a mess the world is in!! Feel better soon Steven. Love your show. Brilliance personified.
Even at home Stephen delivers a quality performance.
I'd be ok with Stephen having a weekly home podcast like this. He's great in this format.
@@jefflebowski8470💯💯💯💯 I love it!!
I'm sorry you're sick again, Stephen. Hope you feel better soon. Sending you a virtual hug 🤗❤
Stephen, hope you get well soon. Good to see you around, thanks for keeping us up to date with the house speaker's crazy election.
Glad to see some people still taking it seriously. Feel better soon Stephen ❤️
Get well soon Stephen! Hope Mrs Colbert is healthy 😊
May this pass swiftly & uneventfully. Get well soon, as your service to a a troubled country is much needed.
As a proud Milwaukeean, I was here for the I-43 joke, Thank you! hahah
This is the funniest I've seen from Stephen in a long time. My god, he was on fire. He really shines when he's deadpan and sarcastic, and this was peak level.
His best bit of all time is still his epic takedown of Cliven Bundy on his old show
It’s about 1/50th as good as the live show but we all have our own opinion
Dan Newhouse WA-R for speaker as 15 month placeholder in House
I agree. The in-studio format is good, but this is so much better.
I like Colbert anywhere, but I especially like him when he’s excited and happy, in a big glittery theatre with a pumped-up audience screaming his name
This was one of the funniest monologues in a while! I love when Steven is off the leash a little bit. He’s more dangerous that way.
It’s a bit like an audience distracts him from his killer instincts.
He was much better when he played a conservative.
@@seansmith3058 While I loved that show, he makes me laugh out loud more than any late night host.
Get well Stephen, COVID is unfortunately anything but done with humanity.
Great job to you and your team keeping the ever weirder reality we get dragged into, in perspective with a heavy dose of humour, satire, all soaked in great music from the late night band.
Makes a great point though. It's not covid "19" anymore it's quite a few years out in mutations lol. And probably takes USB-C.
Feel Better! Take it easy, relax and enjoy the show. Mr. Colbert.
From a fellow South Carolinian who is also at home sick but still trying to get work done, get well soon, Stephen!
Covid may have Stephen but it didn't stop the writers. Brilliant as usual.
“I got a little nauseous, and I don’t think it’s the Covid!”
Wait….what about all the Boostas??? You mean they DON’T stop Covid? What about the SCIENCE???
Thank you so much for your generous and selfless delivery of 😂😂😂😂! We love you. We know that your lovely Evie will take amazing care of you. God bless. ❤
I did say Awww and you apparently heard me through the screen and I laughed out loud many times during this video. You're amazing. Get well soon, Stephen
This guy is good. They should give him a TV show.
IKR! Ha ha! Get well soon Stephen 🙏🙏👏🏽👏🏽🥰🥰
😅😅😂
LOL, good comment.
Sad for you that you're sick, but glad you're back to the home shows! The quarantine shows were the best ever!
You are a hoot, Stephen! Even with Covid.
Stephen Colbert is my hero. What can't this man do?!?
Oh no Stephen. Hopeflully it will be a quick recovery. We all love you and your show
Having recently got over Covid for the second time, watching Stephen doing the swaying all I could think was , 'I bet that absolutely sucks for him right now'. Respect for going on with the show and following the necessary precautions, just don't over do it, please.
Thank-you Stephen , Please take good care.
Stephen, absolute gold as ALWAYS - especially solo
Love you, Stephen Colbert! Thanks for being responsible to your staff and staying home.
too late. He would have already transmitted it.
They probably gave it to him. Who cares at this point?
I do! I never want to get that insipid creepy Covid virus again! It has legsssssss!!!@@LydiaPrator
Thank you Stephen for bringing the world your light even when sick at home. We love you and wish you a quick recovery ❤️❤️❤️ The only thing missing: Evie laughing in the background 😜
Dont be fooled again, he is not sick from the C, maybe a flu. He doesnt even sound sick.
Just getting people like you prepared and scared for getting the flu
Thank you for still having the show Stephen. Carry on! All is well.
Ah, feel better Stephen. Thanks for another wonderful hour of laughs and intelligent commentary. You and your writers are fabulous!
Hope you feel better Stephen. Thank you for the example you're setting for everyone tonight. I'm so glad you are back!
On stage, at home, doesn't matter where. Thanks for the laughs!!!
Even Covid didn’t want you to meet Jada.
I hope that you will feel better soon, Stephen!
What a trooper doing the show from home 😷🤒
Get well soon, Stephen ❤
Stephen woke up with covid and still decided to have The Late Show at his house while delivering jokes about how the gqp can't govern. Massive respect, get better soon Stephen. Also never thought we'd see Stephen at his home again, yet here we are. He should wear more casual clothes more often.
Edit: Holy shit that Biden joke worked so well with the silence
he got vaxxed tho i dont udnerstand
@@arbor-sq4jkThe vaccine lowers the risk of getting it, and if you get it it lowers the severity of the disease. And God forbid it gets serious, it lowers the risk of death. The vaccine isn't perfect. No vaccine is.
Vaccine =/= Immunity
@@arbor-sq4jk he forgot to get his 10th booster
I can’t believe Stephen let trumps “republicans eat their young” quote slip past him. Covid must be slowing him down…
Get well soon, Stephen! You’re a national treasure.
Blessings and speedy return to good health love from Queensland Australia
I know this isn’t the way Stephen likes to do his show-but as an introvert, I really liked the intimate style of no studio audience during COVID lock downs and it was nice to have an encore tonight. Thanx, Stephen for the old timey visit!
Am I crazy, but Steven seems funnier when he’s doing home shows. I’m a fan.
Feel better Stephen. Don't let Covid stop you from doing what you love and that's making people laugh. 🙌🙏❤️🌃
I got Covid after having 5 vaccines by sitting next to the carrier for a week in a minivan. Monoclonal Antibodies knocked it out in two days.
He probably should take it easy though, better outcomes
Wow, Stephen! Thank you for doing the show even when sick. Feel better soon!
Get well soon, Stepen! You're not stuck at home with covid, covid is stuck with _you_ !
He is someone I could watch, man!
Feel better!
Why did this remind me of Chuck Norris?
@@Grubbbee the sore throat making his voice gravelly?
Awww Stephen. I really did like you producing your show from the broom closet. It really helped get me and a lot of us through the downtime. I just need to have Evie laughing in the background. Feel better soon.
Love Stephen Colbert you are always missed !!! Get well!!!
😂😂😂😂😂Ohmegoodness you had me laughing out loud!
Reminder: Jim Jordan is on Day 500+ of dodging his subpoena. The man can't speak for his part on the Ohio State case. How the HELL can he speak for the House!? Also, get well soon, Stephen! Miss you, beau!
Send in the clowns, there has to be clowns
Remember, the Speaker of the House of Representatives is second in line to the Presidency. Conservatives called their Representatives to get them to vote for Jordon. Maybe the normals need to call to get them to vote ag ainst Jordon.
Love that boehner referred to him as a “legislative terrorist”. Just shows both sides of the aisle can agree on some things!
You mean bro?
@@yvonnetomenga5726 3 Rd in line....vice pres is 2 ND.... Just a momentary lapse...😉
The monologue was GREAT! Laughed out loud at the weeble joke! Thanks for an uplifting end to my day 😊
I'm feeling very empathetic with Stephen. He got COVID yesterday and I woke up today with flu symptoms and tested positive. Feeling like shit and admiring Stephen's resilience in working through COVID.
for the money he makes, he better hosts!
Hope you feel better soon.
So sorry to hear you have Covid. Damn!
Thanks for still broadcasting. We need the laughter to get through these crazy times.
Get well soon 👍🏻💖
He can even do a great monologue with no audience feedback or anything! Love him.
And thank you for doing the show even though you were sick! I look forward to watching it each day.
Get well soon Stephen! Get some rest! We need you back!
Bless you. Hope you recover quickly and that it doesn't get any worse.
I'd have gone with "New York Congressman George Santos, seen here refusing to admit he DID go poopy in his daipie." LMFAO.
Thank you for setting a good example for everyone this season. If you feel sick, stay home. Also, get some sleep, and get well soon.
Sorry to hear about your Covid but admire you tremendously for carrying on with the show albeit from home!! Feel better soon.
Feel better, Stephen. Love your show!
Thanks for doing the show even in sickness! I was anticipating it during the weekend, and after just a couple of weeks back after 5 months off, it would've been a bummer to not have it. Get better Stephen! Thanks again to all the writers, producers and crew!
Feel better soon, Stephen! Rest as much as you can and need, you deserve it. We'll all be here for The Late Podcast with Stephen Colbert.
Get well really soon, Stephen! It’s been so good having you back, but don’t overdo it until you truly feel better.
Feel better!!! Thank you for being responsible!!!!!
Get well Stephen ❤
Thanks for doing your show from home!
Thank you for always making us laugh no matter how you are feeling - get better soon, Stephen!!
P.S. That Weeble joke was the best