McCarthy As Temp Speaker? | George Santos Channels Mr. T | Trump Threatens “Fire Hell” If He Loses
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- čas přidán 11. 10. 2023
- The House GOP is reportedly considering a temporary 90-day speaker, Rep. George Santos refuses to resign, and the former president made a bold prediction for 2024. #Colbert #Comedy #Monologue
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Even Jake Tapper had a hard time believing her...😂 she's so full of it
I’m a Republican and I’ll never vote for Trump again. This cycle im going Biden and the democrats. I don’t like the chaos and for me it’s country over party.
Good to hear, we should vote for whoever has the country's best interest at heart regardless of party.
Welcome to sanity, my friend.
eh. if youve ever been a republicunt we dont need ya.
stay over there
Trump’s true colors is evil
you make too much sense to be a real republican!
Watching the GOP eat itself trying to pick the right brand of trash to lead them in the house is bo hilarious and depressing in equal measure.
This is why we SO NEEDED Stephen and his awesome writers back. If you didn’t laugh at the MAGA GOP and their adventures in insanity, you’d spend a lot of time weeping into your scotch. I won’t live long enough to see it, but hopefully, 25 years from now, the era of Trump fascism, authoritarianism and criminality will be a post-script of how fragile a democracy is, and how you can never take it for granted. VOTE BLUE, FOLKS. Save American Democracy. 💙🌊🌊🌊💙
That double take by Jake Tapper is simply perfection. It's like he just heard Nancy Mace nominating Jason Voorhees as lead detective for the recent serial killings of camp councilors.
My High School Student Council did a better job than the current Congress.
Run for office. I can tell you already have more experience than most of the GOP house members...
Ours, too!
This!!
Right ? Geeze
Barn Kitty and the mice out there get along better than the current congress, and they get about as much done for the nation...
Senator Scalise at one time identified himself as, and I quote, "David Duke without the baggage. "Maya Angelou once said, "when someone shows you who they are, believe them." Smart lady.
It was the only way he was gonna win an election in his Louisiana district…. If he identified with DD.
What does "David Duke without the baggage" even mean? David Duke is 100% baggage.
I'm having a hard time with the word baggage... I think the word Scalise meant to use was trash. Having more trash vs less trash 🤷🏾♀️it's still trash...
@@Joizygyrl926 think of it like… Hitler without the mustache!!😶
I am so grateful the writers are back, we missed you all. I can't stop laughing...DT blinking..."now you're dead, live, dead, live..."...LMAO!!!
Loved the tapper interview. It’s the shock that we would all display when told Dems would vote for Jim Jordan …. LOL when hell freezes over.
I loved that back and forth.
JT: Name one Democrat that trusts Jim Jordan.
NM: They trust him more than Kevin Mccarthy
JT: that's not a very high bar
NM: No, it is not.
I'd bet that chick doesn't understand what a sarcastic tone is 😂
Her: you'll vote for Jim?
Them: 🙄oh yeah sure he's great (🫵🤪👈)
Is Nancy Mace trying to compete with Lauren Boobert? First Mace shows up in tight pants and a close-fitting t-shirt with a red "A" on it, and then for this interview (1:50) she seems to be squeezing her hands together for maximum cleavage effect. Never seen that on camera from Nancy Pelosi, Katy Porter, Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, Pramila Jayapal, Ilhan Omar, Kamala Harris, Elizabeth Warren, Barbara Boxer, Dianne Feinstein, Hillary Clinton, etc. etc.
@@eponymousImeShe is an airhead! Reminds me of Fmr Minnesotta Congresswoman Michelle Bachmann.
@@eponymousImewell to be fair, the GOP does have the biggest boobs...
Trump, Santos, Gaetz, Jordon, McCarthy, all huge boobs.😂
When Trump say's "The likes the world has never seen before", you know you're in for some major league BS!
Trump often uses that phrase.
When Trump opens his mouth, we already know that is coming.
Good one
Every word out of his mouth is major league BS.
Or, as trump puts it: "Bigly"
Jake Tapper is a jewel. The surprise and confused look on his face was priceless.
Trump is only getting worse and worse and then again, worse. The Pence line was priceless, the writers are on fire. 🔥
Reporter - Mr.Trump, how many evil people can you complement in your life?
Trump - I'm going for the record.
Yep 🙄…Also 6:16 In case you needed more reason to oppose Israel’s apartheid & genocide of Palestine…🇵🇸
@@winonafroggeneralizing Hamas with all Palestinians is like calling all Americans racist because of MAGA. Israel’s hands are not clean in this conflict but given recent events it seems Israel had good reason to be afraid. We must destroy Hamas ideally without unnecessary carnage on Palestinian civilians.
Things will get worse before they get better.
My man, Jake Tapper, laying the smackdown on Nancy Mace LOLOLOLOL
“When I don’t pay my bills, people accuse me of not paying my bills.” …Yes, that’s how it works.
Glad you're back, Stephen Colbert, and THANK YOU, writers!! Great show!
The amount of random sh*t Frump said and the response of Stephen Colbert make me laugh EVERY SINGLE TIME. 😂
Oh oh oh, Stephen, how I missed you! Your monologue delivery does your writers proud! Your band is great, too. Keep up the awesome work!
That Mic/Mike joke deserves an Emmy.
I had sorta written Jake Tapper off but his reaction/response to Nancy Mace is the kind of thing I'd like to see more of in corporate media.
Trump's gone completely off the rails.
Off the rails since 2015
Crazy Train 😅
He was always bad but this is something else completely.
Do you mean right now or so far?
@@briangruenewald7536 it's the mic the stupid mic which he's not paying for
Tappers reaction was effing hysterical!
Keep voting blue America 🧢
That Tapper segment was absolutely freaking hilarious! Good for him!
While I usually can't stop laughing at DJT, recently he's showing such serious signs of dementia and so I find I can no longer LOL.
And the Repubs are trying to say Biden is having trouble. They need to listen to their leading contender's incoherent ramblings.
“Want to protect the Israel border wall? Two words, alligators, windmills!” -Trump rally 10/10/2023
Santos is a stain on humanity.
How anyone can listen to donald trump and conclude he is an intelligent man is beyong comprehension.
He's a stupid man's idea of a smart man, as the meme says
Thank God Stephen Colbert is back!!!!!!! We needed the laughs so badly.
Thank you for the monologue here each night. If I fall asleep or miss it, I feel SO DEPRIVED and SAD. I can come here and get my Colbert fix, and feel GOOD again! Thank you for being one of us good guys, Steven, and making it OK for us!
Hakeem Jeffries for House Speaker!
Just a handful of moderate GOP reps could make the far right irrelevant and lead to expelling Santos and Gaetz!
I mean I think they are avoiding an actual floor vote for that same reason.
Won't happen
some republicans
@@ThatOpalGuy It probably won't happen, but it would sure be the answer to a beautiful dream!
Moderate GOPs? Oxymoron. Democrats are centre right.
I cried with laughter throughout this!...To have you back is wonderful!!!! ❤❤❤ from Canada 🇨🇦 !
Stephen Colbert for Speaker! 😎
Donnie actually pronounced 'Hamas' "Hummus", and I guess it's clear now why he does wanna give chickpeas a chance.
Donnie can't get the chick pea pea tape out of his head...
I'm pretty sure that Donnie thinks that they're one and the same. Because I'm pretty sure that Rub-Tubby-Tangerine thinks that all healthy food is evil.
That's hilarious. Borat makes the same mistake in one of his films -- forget which one. He's trying to solve the Middle East conflict, and brings hummus to the meeting between actual government officials.
Hummus is good. Hamas, not so much.
_all we are saying, is give peas a chance_ 🎶
Tapper was, how you say, taken aback 😂
You are so funny my stomach hurts from laughing 😂😅
Oh my, we all thought that Bush jr. was the low point of the Republican party and then they degenerated into this.
I love watching the GOP in self-destruct mode.
It sounds like Mike Lindell went bonkers after being mocked on last night's show.
Great job Stephen!
Good!
He just wasn't getting enough attention out of Jimmy, I guess.
Mike Lindell was always bonkers.
oh this is just sad hahaha
I was going through a tough time where I couldn’t laugh at anything. Watching this let me know that I’m getting better. Thanks for the laughs Stephen!
Thank you Stephen Colbert.....we support your brilliant observations....L. Martin
What’s even more hilarious is that Scalise was the majority whip and couldn’t whip up his own votes 🤦🏻♀️
"...the likes of which we have never seen before" - his famous line - if he DOES WIN (which would be a serious tragedy) the US should put out a statement, "We elected a President who is evil, immoral, a criminal - the likes of which we have never seen before." Although they have seen it in his first term
The Jake Tapper bit was classic. Good to have writers on a role again.....and Stephen again, of course, Stephen helps us see the humor in this reality gone down the rabbit hole.
So Steve Scalise and Jim Jordan are the two candidates for Speaker of the House? There's some slim pickings for the Republicans when it comes to leadership. I hope the voters in the next election remember this, because those bums were elected to work for the American people, not bicker and fight within their own party, keeping the House from doing any business or enacting any legislation.
"That is the hardest he's been on a mike since Pence" was just brilliant.
Yes it was 😂 😂
There's a "throttling" joke in there somewhere
Those writers deserve every penny they make…!
"The hardest he's been on a mike since Pence."
Thank-you, so excited to hear that individual States are doing what's right❤ Also I emitted an involuntary Woo with your audience when you shared that satisfying morsel, and I love your show.
The digs on TFG about Mike Pence and the abrupt subject change from self absorbed prattering to a tragic situation were unbelievably brilliant!
Stephen Colbert makes late night a little lighter with a whole lot of laughter 👍🙌
...works for breakfast too ☕😅
Colbert-UNFUNNY CONDESCENDING LEFTARDED PILE of FECULENT matter🤮
Note to all of us Americans. Vote some sane adults into Congress. Stop voting for people who can’t do their jobs and make a foolery of our country.
Dude, we have that problem down under as well.
We spent some mega trillion dollars on broken american nuclear submarines and a bunch of legal military information we'll never get.
And now because of that everyone is voting (tomorrow) to vote out the dude who fixed up our economy last year because they think he sold the nuclear subs he didn't want to buy.
We're friggin INSane.
Whilst getting their hefty pay cheques - any other employer won't accept such behaviour - You the so call people are their employers,
Show that in the ballot
🗽💙🗽
Morons elect morons. Or tyrants.
YEAH!
Glad the writers are back, giving Stephen Colbert the great material he delivers best!
Tappers reaction is epic 😂
The hardest he's been on a mic since Pence is what got my upvote, I hope whomever wrote that on the writers room gets an extra day off
What on earth was wrong with it anyway? I could hear him fine, unfortunately
@@dielaughing73I’m guessing it was a different story at the rally, but I would have thought not being able to hear him, would be a blessing
Ah, Steven... thank you for bringing a bit of light-heartedness to the daily news.
The Stephen Colbert Show ........................ one of the best things to come out of America. Thank you Stephen.
Madness indeed Mr. Colbert. Insurrection against governments always begins at our own homes. Households, without affection and intimacy.... That's a free tip. I'm donating it to Biden's campaign to keep Trumpinho at the center stage of your wonderful comedy. 😁KKK so funny.
He is absolutely INSANE. He is an absolute Menace. Nightmare!
...Could you please specify?there are several contenders that were mentioned.
I had to “rewind” and watch Jake Tapper’s response about 167 times. And in the words of Beetlejuice, “it keeps getting funnier every time I see it.”
Jake Tapper should get some sort of news award for those great questions.
Blessings Stephen from Queensland Australia
Jake Tapper's perpetual exasperation with obvious lies gives me life.
surprised to see you here. I was just rewatching your playlist
It definitely was on point.
"THE Jim Jordan...?"😆
I was watching Jake Tapper and was dying laughing. I’m glad Steven caught it! Jim Jordan is the Trumps favorite little man puppet
Tapper was great! The bulging eyeballs were overkill.
If there are awards for the best skit on TV in America then that bit about trump blinking and people being dead or alive needs to be nominated😂
Jake Tapper's response is gold
Given Trump invited Kanye West and Nick Fuentes to his home for dinner, you would think Scalesse being on the same stage as David Duke would make him a shoe in for Speaker.
The problem is that Trump had already endorsed Jim Jordan before Scalise threw his hat in.
I'm so glad Colbert is back to doing his vaunted Trump impression. Nothing makes me happier so thank you Stephen and keep it going!
yeah it is funny watching jealous ppl try so hard to make fun of Trump when they all kiss his rear when he wasnt president. poor poor ppl so damn jealous of Trump. they cry so much.
Stephen is so good at the throw away improvisational remarks between laughs. Very talented performer...
Your humor is priceless
Baffles me that people like Santos and Boebert aren't facing recall attempts by their constituencies.
Unfortunately, there is no recall process for members of Congress.
I miss the days when Stephen wouldn’t call the ex-dirt bag by name - hearing his name is worse than hearing his childish, incompetent voice.
both are bad… ptsd requires i cover the screen and drop the volume.
Literally ran out of synonymous phrases for a sweaty cheeto extra puff🥵
Nah, his voice makes me gag. Hearing his name sucks, but hearing that nasal, raspy, Queens- accented voice is the worst 🤢 🤮
I've been puzzling over this change. I think it may have to do with deciding not to use Twitter.
He refused to speak his name while he was in office. Now it is a slight every time he uses the name without the honorific of ‘president’ or ‘former president’. A subtler dig than ever.
I would rather to be in fire hell than have him has president lol.
Oh my God! I knew i had seen scalise before! I just couldn't figure it out! Yes and thank you! 😂😂
Weird how he never has a positive thing to say about our allies. He just goes on an on and on….about how amazing his authoritarian BFF’s are
Ikr? That iron fist is what he wants. He’s addicted to violence. Especially when it’s done in his name.
In between his rants about how our military personnel are suckers and losers.
Speaking of “smart”, Trump did say “Don't ever use the word ‘smart’ with me”.
He doesn't have to worry about that. At least not with the sane people (i.e. those not in the cult).
I absolutely love Tapper's reaction and body language...as he questions Mace..."Jim Jordan"??
“Kirkland signature heck“. 😅😂. Great writing.
House Republicans embarrassing themselves for no reason
Take out "house" and "for no reason"
Hey, they gotta emulate the chief clown of all, the orange one.
The reason is they still can't decide whether they want to be Neo-Nazis or old-fashioned Nazis.
adorable@@leok7193
@@marshwetland3808all hail the great orange kraken
It’s the ultimate embarrassment and humiliation for America that Trump was once president.
seconded by your mom after you being born
@@Tyler-ri8fu Or, not
why u cryin? 😭😭😭
💯👍
That's no lue.
"If We Don't Win, this country will be fire hell." That is a scary statement. If he wins, we also will be in hell as he pays back everyone who slighted him. I have a brother like him...he will always keep his revenge warnings.
Let's go 14th Amendment!
George Santos makes his party of grifters, liers, turds, and scoundrels, look bad. He should definitely run for president.
good girl
For sure. The lower they hoist their flag, the greater their qualification for leadership. This would be normal in the "opposite world" of Backwardlandia.
He should run on the ticket of the Repugnican't Party.
He has a way to go to catch up with Rapist/ Fraudster trump
@@Tyler-ri8futyler is a new putin troll
*VERO! VERO! VERO!* _Vote Every Republican Out!_ Pass it on!
First lyric that comes to mind when you think of the House of Reps -- "Madness reigns, in the hall of the mountain king."
This is great! "Madness."
Wait did he just say that “they say that I don’t pay bills” right after telling his Assistant to not pay the bill at the venue because of a bad 🎤 ??😵💫
Jake was as surprised as the rest of us by Mace's lie😅😅
😂😂😂 he does look like that scene from Total Recall 😂😂
So glad all the late night guys are back! You all make the world a little lighter each night!
painful
Agreed 👍👍👍
@Tyler-ri8fu You’d better get that checked out, then.
@@rebeccawildman8787 butt hurt maybe not a hemorrhoid problem 🤔
@@truthandjustice22You're just uncovering the rim of the hole problem. It might be a full moon kinda thing. (gravity ya know)
Thank you from the UK I rely on you and Seth to get a real sense of what’s happening in America.
Yup! (My two FAVs too.)
A poor carpenter curses his tools. A poor tool curses his carpenters. Works both ways for this. 😀😀
😂🤣🤣🤣 He's gonna be clanging his cup on the bars of a cell asking for them to turn the TV up.😂😂😂😂
A few days ago he did a “speech” without his teleprompter. It was hilarious .
I highly doubt "this microphone sucks" was in any prompter either...
You'd think forming and expressing a complete thought would be a requirement for a president. Hell, even Obama would take a pause to figure out what to say mid-sentence, but at least he would get there eventually. Between Bush, Biden, and Trump, not one can stay coherent for 5 minutes
@@leok7193 Watch Biden’s recent speech for John McCaine’s foundation. He gave a great speech.
What - this was a speech WITH a teleprompter?
@@leok7193 Biden is slow, but entirely coherent. Even witty at times.
@@fuchurZero apparently he’s been using them all along🤷🏼♀️ I think the teleprompter operator is messing with him, and just plays it on a loop😜 or a mix tape with just 4 songs?
Since when has TFG ever been trusted to pay his bills.
I'm so glad you all are Back!❤
Tapper's reaction was priceless!!😂🤣
"I pity the fool?" I can't wait to see Santos in his gold chains and mohawk. Mr. G!
He's already done that!😅😅😅
Trump's inability to deliver a single coherent sentence in any given speech will always be a thing of amazement.
But... isn't that stable genius?
It’s Adderall abuse for many years
Because there are too much maggots swimming in the dung inside trumpo brain.
If I’m honest, I’m usually more concerned about how none of this bothers any of them.
I love how he jumps from trains to planes to automobiles.. like he just watched the movie. 😂
Then he rambles on to hear his own voice, talking about windmills and toilet 🪠🚽 issues or water pressure.
He bitches like an old housewife. 😂
Complaining to the world about things that regular people can deal with without crying. 😭
Boo hoo ex pres.. Boo hoo.
Always so thoughtful and funny.
I LUV Stephen 🤩
Anyone else been watching consistently every night since he’s been back?