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  • čas přidán 29. 03. 2023
  • A New York grand jury voted to indict the former president, while his Florida rival is traveling the country hunting for campaign cash, and Rep. Lauren Boebert appears fixated on public urination.
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  • @corit8976
    @corit8976 Před rokem +116

    As a black man, I gotta say, what Mr. Bragg did today truly fills me with pride. We have taken the first steps towards FINALLY holding that walking nightmare accountable and undoing ALLLL the damage he has done! And I know it's about justice not race or revenge, but DAMN today was just a damn good day! 😎😁

  • @mikeoxbig7931
    @mikeoxbig7931 Před rokem +884

    Putin dead, Donnie convicted and Fox gutted by Dominion. That would make 2023 so sweet.

  • @NigelPeterson-pd5er
    @NigelPeterson-pd5er Před rokem +108

    I keep replaying the first few minutes because I have NEVER HEARD SUCH ABSOLUTE JOY IN MY LIFE, I nearly cry each time that I watch it.

    • @Anna-ow4rp
      @Anna-ow4rp Před rokem +2

      That’s actually so sad! Getting your fix from a show not real life/interactions/ moments/

    • @justjane2070
      @justjane2070 Před rokem +4

      Me too 🎉🎉🎉

    • @KB-sv7fm
      @KB-sv7fm Před rokem

      @@Anna-ow4rp You sound like a member of the MAGA cult.

    • @tribaldiana1470
      @tribaldiana1470 Před rokem

      what a load of....

    • @KB-sv7fm
      @KB-sv7fm Před rokem +2

      @@tribaldiana1470 Pure Bliss ?

  • @gamepapa1211
    @gamepapa1211 Před rokem +537

    A lesson to you kids: be any kind of person you want, so long as you're not the kind of person whose grand jury indictment made everyone rise up for a minute-long standing ovation.

    • @TampaDave
      @TampaDave Před rokem +28

      So we DID STAND for it, after all. If the orange catastrophe talks long enough, will he eventually say something that is TRUE? Besides how we attacked airports during the Revolutionary War, that is.

    • @TowaruTsura
      @TowaruTsura Před rokem +18

      @@TampaDave For a second I wondered what the absolute sam hill you were talking about. Then I remembered and wished I hadn't.

    • @guyledouche6387
      @guyledouche6387 Před rokem +5

      So a political target of sycophants?

    • @Matt-of2eq
      @Matt-of2eq Před rokem +3

      It should be solemn news.

    • @gamepapa1211
      @gamepapa1211 Před rokem +1

      @@guyledouche6387 a douche. Like you.

  • @mocavalliestudios5213
    @mocavalliestudios5213 Před rokem +62

    From Africa i say thanks America for fighting for democracy. That narcissist Trump was making a mockery of a great true democratic nation

    • @itsasmallworld2012
      @itsasmallworld2012 Před rokem +5

      That's what I say too

    • @one-seventh
      @one-seventh Před rokem +4

      Another delighted African here.

    • @mreclecticguy
      @mreclecticguy Před rokem

      Wait for Georgia’s grand jury. He’s going down on some serious charges. One of the jurors said the evidence he committed crimes was “massive.”

    • @deecohen1383
      @deecohen1383 Před rokem +1

      Thank you friend. Much appreciation from New York

  • @jshumphress13
    @jshumphress13 Před rokem +368

    As a criminal defense attorney (and I’m not claiming to be a great one), her attempt to cross examine that witness was awful lol. Rule #1 in cross examination: don’t ask a question that you don’t know the answer to. A first year law student could have done a better job.

    • @marelinem541
      @marelinem541 Před rokem +39

      But remember it took dummy Boebert 3 tries to pass her GED exam ...

    • @cbpd89
      @cbpd89 Před rokem +37

      Heck, I'm not an attorney or law student, even I know that you want to ask questions with simple answers that you already know the answer to.

    • @jondunmore4268
      @jondunmore4268 Před rokem +21

      Even we civilians know that one, from all the movies.

    • @SaintD382
      @SaintD382 Před rokem +6

      You felt the need to volunteer the information that you're not a great lawyer? 😆

    • @Matt-of2eq
      @Matt-of2eq Před rokem +7

      Bro is that how you introduce yourself to clients??😅

  • @melanieomer9186
    @melanieomer9186 Před rokem +41

    I remember when T**** lost in 2020, there were people dancing in the streets all over THE WORLD

    • @skolvikings5263
      @skolvikings5263 Před rokem +2

      Bet they're not dancing now!!

    • @uwepetersen1719
      @uwepetersen1719 Před rokem

      The biggest problem of the last election in the United States was the incredible number of voters who wanted to elect a racist, fascist, misogynist and misanthrope, mediocrely educated complete idiot as president.
      But we surely were dancing here in Europe.

    • @taefravis
      @taefravis Před rokem

      @@skolvikings5263 No, they are laughing and cheering...you need to cry harder little snowflake!

    • @Boaz833
      @Boaz833 Před 2 měsíci

      Yes they still are and rightfully so

  • @NewMessage
    @NewMessage Před rokem +399

    Somewhere out there, a certain lady who once ran for President is rubbing her sore sides, and wiping tears from her eyes, while struggling to catch her breath.

    • @PegsFlamingoville
      @PegsFlamingoville Před rokem +21

      and likely leaking a little 😂 it’s what we do at our age

    • @JohnDoe-vy5hh
      @JohnDoe-vy5hh Před rokem +40

      I say Hillary gets the first T-shirt with Trump's mug shot and "Lock him up!" on it!

    • @probablysomeguy4806
      @probablysomeguy4806 Před rokem

      Hmmm… Jo Jorgensen?

    • @dragonninja3655
      @dragonninja3655 Před rokem

      Why? He isn't going to jail, this is a nothing accusation, he hasn't done anything wrong and even the girl says so. They are just trying to tie trump up for a bit because they are so scared of him winning reelection.

    • @alexjespersen1128
      @alexjespersen1128 Před rokem +7

      Tears of laughter.

  • @JonPerson
    @JonPerson Před rokem +2336

    Finally! He won a popular vote!

  • @josephbarleta3373
    @josephbarleta3373 Před rokem +7

    What a GREAT day for America!!!

  • @NTV_F
    @NTV_F Před rokem +7

    There's more cheering in this one crowd for the indictment then there was from all the protestors that happened on the day he turned himself in. So good I had to watch it again

  • @LifenaDay525
    @LifenaDay525 Před rokem +35

    Now THIS is how you make AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!!!!!

  • @mikeoxbig7931
    @mikeoxbig7931 Před rokem +635

    The grand jury has made America Great Again!

    • @briley2177
      @briley2177 Před rokem +41

      At minimum, they Made Accountability Great Again.

    • @JelMain
      @JelMain Před rokem +12

      @@briley2177 They might even make accounting great!

    • @LD86
      @LD86 Před rokem +12

      @@briley2177 💯💯💯💯

    • @LilithGrey...FromHell
      @LilithGrey...FromHell Před rokem +8

      Hell yes!!! 👍🏼👍🏼

    • @Nate-.-
      @Nate-.- Před rokem

      ​@@briley2177 barely. The guy admitted to raping his wife in the 90s among many other crimes

  • @democratpatriot6752
    @democratpatriot6752 Před rokem +109

    When I heard the audience's reaction to the Trump indictment, it sounded as if we were ushering in a new year.

    • @jwilk5606
      @jwilk5606 Před rokem +3

      All was missing is the confetti and the balloons

    • @chriskelleher2711
      @chriskelleher2711 Před 9 měsíci +1

      It's a fake laugh track this guy isn't funny but thinks he's really something

    • @democratpatriot6752
      @democratpatriot6752 Před 9 měsíci +1

      @@chriskelleher2711 You must be a bust-a-Gutfeld fan.

    • @michaelernest7224
      @michaelernest7224 Před 9 měsíci

      Why are they so excited? It's not like he'll go to prison. He will still get the nomination, he will still run, and he still has a reasonable chance of beating Biden. All this did was fire up his base even more.
      People feel the DOJ is being used to manipulate the election.

    • @somethingunscripted
      @somethingunscripted Před 8 měsíci

      Political prosecutions are good now?

  • @errgag3580
    @errgag3580 Před rokem +484

    CANADA HERE!!
    PLEASE SEND MORE POPCORN. WE RAN OUT!!

    • @phyternl
      @phyternl Před rokem +28

      Sorry no can do. Popcorn stocks are through the roof and manufacturers are hoarding to boost profits.

    • @KristinaKarina
      @KristinaKarina Před rokem +7

      I know, embarrassing but true. You passed that anti-immigration agreement just before the "civil war" begins 😂😂😂

    • @contessagreen6
      @contessagreen6 Před rokem +16

      🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿

    • @JusticeAlways
      @JusticeAlways Před rokem +17

      Trade ya for some of that maple syrup.

    • @frinoffrobis
      @frinoffrobis Před rokem +16

      can anyone send ketchup to Florida? we ran out 😮

  • @lsss155
    @lsss155 Před rokem +6

    *People are homeless and Boebert fights for public urination...WTF!*
    *PLEASE REMOVE HER!*

  • @steveconn
    @steveconn Před rokem +74

    Trump indicted! Disney owning DeSantis! It's a good day!

    • @ForestRaptor
      @ForestRaptor Před rokem

      I have issues though with the fact that even if one day Florida gets rid of GOP, such rules will still apply and their lawers will do everything to keep the state paying for their infrastructure....

    • @stingerjohnny9951
      @stingerjohnny9951 Před rokem

      @@ForestRaptor You say that as if Disney doesn’t already rule the world.

  • @gus.smedstad
    @gus.smedstad Před rokem +185

    Boebert was *so sure* she had a "gotcha" moment for Mr. Allen. You can tell she rehearsed the "lead the charge" line, which is why she kept repeating it. Turns out that, as usual, she had no idea what she was talking about.

    • @sheilaboston7051
      @sheilaboston7051 Před rokem +14

      I've seen that clip about four times now and get great satisfaction from it each time 😂

    • @VangoghsDoggo
      @VangoghsDoggo Před rokem

      She is very obsessed with indecent exposure and urination. Freak.

    • @suehowie152
      @suehowie152 Před rokem +11

      Every single time she and Marshall Marj think they have a gotcha moment they fall flat on their faces..🙄

    • @dougstubbs9637
      @dougstubbs9637 Před rokem

      From ‘Christie’ back in the seventies
      🎶. 🎶. 🎶
      “Yellow River,
      Yellow River,
      It’s in my mind,
      It’s the place that I love……”
      As sung by Lowrent Boozeburp.

    • @captainunderpants200
      @captainunderpants200 Před rokem +2

      Chairing a committee is not 'leading the charge' LAUREN.

  • @emmylu1996
    @emmylu1996 Před rokem +13

    When I heard T**** was indicted, I was really hoping Stephen hadn't filmed yet so he could talk about it! So happy the news made it into the monologue!

  • @Beautyhuntress78
    @Beautyhuntress78 Před 9 měsíci +6

    I ❤ Stephen’s monologues. They’re pure GOLD!!!

  • @lizz1102
    @lizz1102 Před rokem +27

    Thank you Stephen as a citizen of Colorado please keep exposing Booberts idiocracy

    • @lenawagenfuehr53
      @lenawagenfuehr53 Před rokem +2

      Nah, you people are getting to that state of spite where this just makes you double down and continue to reelect her and other doofuses

    • @julieutley2073
      @julieutley2073 Před rokem

      Yes, please do! Also from Colorado.

  • @annmarieknapp2480
    @annmarieknapp2480 Před rokem +27

    God this is just gold!!! Stephen you and your writers never disappoint.

  • @calexprenas
    @calexprenas Před rokem +5

    Lauren Bumblebert’s bumbling was truly the cherry on top of this delicious monologue

  • @kenotube3160
    @kenotube3160 Před rokem +114

    Happy Indictment Day everyone!!! 🎉💙🍾🇺🇸

  • @N313GrayFox
    @N313GrayFox Před rokem +2513

    Probably the biggest cheer I've ever heard from this crowd!

    • @petepierre6458
      @petepierre6458 Před rokem +154

      Same for the rest of the world!

    • @vdiitd
      @vdiitd Před rokem +7

      @@petepierre6458 rest of the world doesnt care.

    • @lestereliza9445
      @lestereliza9445 Před rokem +189

      ​@vdiitd Yes we do. His rhetoric has spread everywhere.

    • @robvangessel3766
      @robvangessel3766 Před rokem

      I actually don't know if that's good or bad, because his audience always sounds like they'r responding more to a prompter off-camera than to any real knowledge about the facts. The indictment was passed by a grand jury - not a faction, not a political party - but Fox and the whole MAGA coven are going to play it up like it's all to THEIR advantage. "We're more energized than ever". Well, so is the rest of the country - because we're tiring fast of these assaults on our democracy.

    • @vvohvaelez9277
      @vvohvaelez9277 Před rokem +168

      @@vdiitd rest of the world absolutely does care to see what happens when wannabe autocrat fascists face justice

  • @kateuhler7803
    @kateuhler7803 Před rokem +11

    I'll never buy Estee Lauder stuff again. Thanks for the head's up.

  • @thechieffect
    @thechieffect Před rokem +87

    It’s 5am here in London and I’m here to party 🎉🎉🎉🎉

    • @marilenaganea6578
      @marilenaganea6578 Před rokem +6

      7:24 here in Cyprus and I opened the champagne 🍾 I had stashed for this day

    • @thechieffect
      @thechieffect Před rokem +1

      @@marilenaganea6578 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼 love it!

    • @Mortthemoose
      @Mortthemoose Před rokem +1

      Me too!! 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇬🇧🌍🥳👍👏

    • @marilenaganea6578
      @marilenaganea6578 Před rokem +3

      @@thechieffect I never thought that in my boring life I'll have champagne at 7:24 am 🍾🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉

    • @dragonninja3655
      @dragonninja3655 Před rokem

      First of all, if your a brit, why the hell do you care? Second of all, trump isn't going to go to jail. This is a nothing accusation that has already been disproven. They are just trying to slow him down because they are so scared to trump winning reelection. They don't understand that bullshit like this will backfire on them because people react to seeing someone treated unjustly by supporting that person more and people don't like bullies.

  • @skyyra3456
    @skyyra3456 Před rokem +153

    Steven hasn't uttered his name for years until tonight. Totally worth it!

    • @BeeWhistler
      @BeeWhistler Před rokem +8

      I noticed that too! I wonder if that’s the bar for him… only utter his name if it’s in regard to criminal charges.

    • @simond.455
      @simond.455 Před rokem

      But only once for a special occasion.

  • @kristinbennett2870
    @kristinbennett2870 Před 9 měsíci +3

    PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PAY THE WRITERS AND BRING BACK COLBERT!!!! RUDY'S MUGSHOT!!! WE NEED THE JOKES!!!!!!

  • @ChrisM-tn3hx
    @ChrisM-tn3hx Před rokem +5

    Trump has the best indictments. More indictments than any president in history! Winning!
    Hang in there, Donny boy. I have a feeling the best is yet to come.

  • @danrion8839
    @danrion8839 Před rokem +15

    Someone used to chant "Lock her up " in every Rally. Hillary must be laughing with popcorn in her hand.

    • @bryanspindle4455
      @bryanspindle4455 Před rokem +2

      I wish l could send her a case of Dom Perignon champagne 🥂.

    • @PegsFlamingoville
      @PegsFlamingoville Před rokem +1

      @@bryanspindle4455 I think she’d be happy with a box of wine! 😂

  • @bg6b7bft
    @bg6b7bft Před rokem +52

    "Number one issue facing the nation"
    Public Urination.
    Pure. Comedy. Genius.

  • @chuckhershiser9900
    @chuckhershiser9900 Před rokem +6

    I was stationed at an Air Force base in Florida in the mid 60's. The state was begging Disney to come there and build a "DisneyWorld". Too many Florida natives were going to California for Disney so, Florida gave them the land. DeSantis was just a kid back then, looks like he hasn't grown up very much since then.

  • @sionan7937
    @sionan7937 Před rokem +469

    The Trump news is great and all, but Disney's absolute chessmaster move against Desantis had me CACKLING today

    • @debrahelmlinger6256
      @debrahelmlinger6256 Před rokem +18

      It's been a banner time for Floridians😎🍹

    • @dragonninja3655
      @dragonninja3655 Před rokem

      You people need therapy. Real therapy. Good grief.

    • @ryanbolt1841
      @ryanbolt1841 Před rokem +45

      everyone knows you don't f*** with mickey.

    • @unowen9668
      @unowen9668 Před rokem +15

      The Rat always wins.

    • @JLee-rt6ve
      @JLee-rt6ve Před rokem +50

      @@unowen9668 No, the mouse always wins. The rat gets indicted.

  • @BiancaBelotte
    @BiancaBelotte Před 9 měsíci +3

    I miss Colbert!!! Please come back!!!!!

  • @Broccoli_Highkicks
    @Broccoli_Highkicks Před rokem +8

    - "Steve, Trump's just been indicted!"
    - "Get me a baseball hat full of ice cream! I'll make it work!"

  • @drinkmorecareless
    @drinkmorecareless Před rokem +245

    The best part of the Boebert clip actually came later when another congresswoman humiliated her and basically told her to shut up. Lol

    • @alexwyatt2911
      @alexwyatt2911 Před rokem +35

      It was epic

    • @utezahn3174
      @utezahn3174 Před rokem +27

      Truly epic

    • @telebubba5527
      @telebubba5527 Před rokem

      She really doesn't know what's she's doing there, does she. Pathetic.

    • @karmaalstad5588
      @karmaalstad5588 Před rokem +17

      And Boeberts face
      /sad trombone music

    • @BlueManIan
      @BlueManIan Před rokem +10

      That's amazing! Bobo had big "trying to speak to a real person on the phone" energy

  • @sohambanerjee417
    @sohambanerjee417 Před rokem +3105

    The satisfaction in Stephen's voice when announcing the indictment was so visceral that you could feel it through the screen!

    • @Susweca5569
      @Susweca5569 Před rokem +58

      Yes!

    • @robvangessel3766
      @robvangessel3766 Před rokem

      But...the loopholes are still at Trump's disposal, and the legal process takes a long, long time. Meanwhile, he still has enough stooges planted in powerful seats determined to strip back our democracy (every red state tirelessly hammering away it it), so a lot of chaos remains a possibility. It's up to the majority of the nation to stay vigilant on this matter, and not get complacent.

    • @bossgandy
      @bossgandy Před rokem +113

      He’s been waiting from 2015 to say those words :)

    • @viewfromthehighchair9391
      @viewfromthehighchair9391 Před rokem +89

      I thought he was going to burst into tears of joy. Prolonged stress can do that to you.

    • @AnInsideJoke
      @AnInsideJoke Před rokem +99

      I was legit happy for him. Both he and the rest of the still rational thinking country have been waiting for this for so long!

  • @kathybelanger2092
    @kathybelanger2092 Před rokem +1

    OMG! Best opening ever. Trump and Desantis both getting smack downs. Woot! Woot! Prayers answered. :)

  • @ynotaz
    @ynotaz Před rokem +412

    That standing ovation for Trump's indictment was worldwide! The entire world is watching America prove Americans really believe no one is above the law!

    • @cherylmarcuri5506
      @cherylmarcuri5506 Před rokem +24

      I second that emotion. This is the only way our country can redeem itself in the world's eyes.

    • @nicolebrown1927
      @nicolebrown1927 Před rokem +6

      Yassss!!!

    • @m.687
      @m.687 Před rokem +1

      Can't wait for him to be re-elected

    • @Jagonath
      @Jagonath Před rokem

      I hate Trump, but this is utterly moronic. I gave Trump a 40% chance of winning 2016. I give in 95% in 2024, now. Paying a lady (probably a liar) to shut up? That's a crime? Do you remember when Trump brought 14 women to a debate against Hillary, who all accused Bill of molesting them. 14 women. FOURTEEN WOMEN!
      So you disbelieve all 14 women who accused Bill. They are lying, paid whores. But this one open porn star, SHE, you believe? What mathematical formulae are you using to make these calculations? What psychological studies? What anything?
      This is political. Pure and simple. The event was public knowledge and happened *BEFORE HE WAS EVEN ELECTED* (back when left wingers didn't care, because they didn't believe he COULD be elected). Now that you know he could be again, you want me to believe the cops needed 6 or 7 years to gather evidence to arrest him?
      Because he paid a woman some money to shuush?
      I *despise* Trump but if he goes away for this bullcrap, America is cooked. He will be re-elected. I'm starting to think the "inside state" is pure Republican.

    • @thesmilingtouristguide4931
      @thesmilingtouristguide4931 Před rokem

      👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾😅😅😅

  • @outcastmoth78kaminski4
    @outcastmoth78kaminski4 Před 10 měsíci +1

    That little hit of the Whip it can was for all of us Stephen... thank you!

  • @carlaaxelson6338
    @carlaaxelson6338 Před rokem +28

    The most beautiful indictment. This is HUGE

  • @Susweca5569
    @Susweca5569 Před rokem +278

    WOW! The sheer energy and sound of the audience literally ran right through me and gave me goosebumps!

    • @amberturdcoloringbook1733
      @amberturdcoloringbook1733 Před rokem +1

      🤣🥳🥳🥳🥳😁😆😃🤣trump is getting a taste of his own medicine.
      LOCK HIM UP!!! LOCK HIM UP!!!

    • @maeversailles4609
      @maeversailles4609 Před rokem +14

      me to!! I’ve been waiting for this moment for a long time!!

    • @kaibae4791
      @kaibae4791 Před rokem +9

      I suspect that a few blocks away at the NYT, the timing of this release was not coincidence 🤣 Good play!

    • @cHriiSzbEe
      @cHriiSzbEe Před rokem

      Let’s admit it. HES THE REASON WE DONT WATCH THE NEWS ANYMOREN👋🏾👋🏾🖕🏾🖕🏾🤣🤣

    • @chenzen1578
      @chenzen1578 Před rokem

      me too!

  • @DBinCA
    @DBinCA Před 9 měsíci +2

    Pay the writers! Bring back The Late Show!! We need it right now.

  • @breakdancinfool
    @breakdancinfool Před rokem +7

    These MAGA senators are always so tragically unprepared

  • @FF-yf4iw
    @FF-yf4iw Před rokem +736

    The crowd cheering like that just shows how REAL genuine, ❤ing Americans wants real justice and a end to this circus that's infected a nation for so long. Hope more to come!

    • @zm447
      @zm447 Před rokem +6

      This will literally do the opposite 😂

    • @stefanschleps8758
      @stefanschleps8758 Před rokem +36

      There should be at least three other indictments in the next few weeks, maybe more!
      I love America, again! Thanks Joe, Stephen, all the jurors.
      Happy days are here again, the skies above are clear again!

    • @terri6854
      @terri6854 Před rokem +48

      @@zm447 It might do the opposite, but mobsters should still get arrested even if the mobsters family threaten revenge.

    • @bryanjackson8917
      @bryanjackson8917 Před rokem +27

      In the future, a commonly asked question will be "do you remember where you were when you first heard that Trump had been indicted?"

    • @xavirik4828
      @xavirik4828 Před rokem +15

      Travel a bit and you'll realise he has his followers that have popped up everywhere. We all have skin in this game and the globe is waiting for American justice to do its job.

  • @nicholasstocker8864
    @nicholasstocker8864 Před rokem +491

    Ladies and gentlemen, WE GOT HIM!!!

    • @downunderrob
      @downunderrob Před rokem +37

      He's not standing on the Gallows yet. So don't get too excited.

    • @MyMarsham
      @MyMarsham Před rokem

      We got him in the bear trap. Now we just have to get him out of it without losing our fingers, tranq him, truss him, and drag him back to the zoo.

    • @disastermaster1413
      @disastermaster1413 Před rokem +3

      Yes, we got him as president again

    • @Tick421
      @Tick421 Před rokem +43

      @@disastermaster1413 no. You lost move on.

    • @vvohvaelez9277
      @vvohvaelez9277 Před rokem

      @@disastermaster1413 If the GQP thinks indictment will be good for IQ45 then why dont they all just go ahead and get indicted too then????
      ROFL

  • @ayanamiry0
    @ayanamiry0 Před rokem +1

    I don't even live in FLorida and I know you NEVER mess with the HOUSE OF THE MOUSE!!

  • @Ikukundu
    @Ikukundu Před rokem +2

    Wowwww the audience excitement 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏🙏🙏😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @zsmith141
    @zsmith141 Před rokem +1072

    After years of “LOCK HER UP” … well well well

    • @Callie_Castle
      @Callie_Castle Před rokem +82

      How the turn tables. I’m so happy.

    • @ianb4618
      @ianb4618 Před rokem

      It's time to LOCK HIM UP!

    • @JohnDoe-jh5yr
      @JohnDoe-jh5yr Před rokem +71

      It was always projection. Everything was projection

    • @8arrows
      @8arrows Před rokem +19

      He is only indicted. There is still a trial to be had.

    • @deea6240
      @deea6240 Před rokem +67

      @@8arrows he will always be in the history books as the first US President to be criminally indicted. That will be there forever and ever…and ever…😊

  • @1Kaileegirl
    @1Kaileegirl Před rokem +696

    I'm sitting on other side of the planet in Australia cheering along with you all just as loud popping a bottle.
    It truly is a great day worth celebrating
    Cheers 😀😀😀

    • @mariehernandez5878
      @mariehernandez5878 Před rokem +28

      Thank-you, Friend :)

    • @crwilson84
      @crwilson84 Před rokem +41

      NZ too, we ANZACs love justice! 🕺

    • @BroAnarchy
      @BroAnarchy Před rokem +35

      It is a beautiful day for America indeed! (And the world, too i guess!)

    • @sonjagay4151
      @sonjagay4151 Před rokem +26

      Same here, same here 🍾🥂💃💃💃🇨🇵🇪🇺🇺🇸

    • @danjones9082
      @danjones9082 Před rokem +21

      Thank you! It's a relief. Hopefully the ball is just starting to roll for that guy.

  • @annemurphy8074
    @annemurphy8074 Před rokem +6

    34 charges. This is not just about the payments to porn stars.

  • @Grobohalic
    @Grobohalic Před rokem +3

    Colbert saying Trump’s full name when announcing the indictment was a nice touch

  • @nancygerette
    @nancygerette Před rokem +48

    Colbert's joy is so beautiful

  • @a35362
    @a35362 Před rokem +41

    I just learned that Boebert has only a GED certificate that she got in 2020 (she's in her 30s), and that she was a registered Democrat until 2008. Hmm... what happened in 2008?

    • @jim007
      @jim007 Před rokem +4

      She failed the GED TEST twice.

    • @flangekiwi
      @flangekiwi Před rokem +3

      Pole dancing and met Ted Cancun-Cruz.

    • @ronnieking3848
      @ronnieking3848 Před rokem +7

      She realized a black man could be President.

    • @robertcowan7610
      @robertcowan7610 Před rokem +2

      Ta-Da! Precisely. Additionally, there have been accusations that she had someone take the exam for her or she'd still not have it! 😂

  • @DimaRakesah
    @DimaRakesah Před rokem +2

    The explosion of cheers! It's so fitting!

  • @janedennis7141
    @janedennis7141 Před rokem +92

    This monologue is a thing of beauty, and a joy. Kudos to Stephen and his writers.

    • @skolvikings5263
      @skolvikings5263 Před rokem

      Are you joking??

    • @andyquelch5754
      @andyquelch5754 Před rokem

      Even Democrat lawyers and commentators are saying this case is extraordinarily weak. Wouldn't it be awful if this monologue turned out to be embarrassing rather than 'a thing of beauty'? Again. Always best to cross the line before performing a victory dance.

    • @tribaldiana1470
      @tribaldiana1470 Před rokem

      he is a worthless piece of... no talent. desperate to make money somehow someway. thats real good bring on more hate and destruction to this country. what a fool.

    • @ScottD773
      @ScottD773 Před rokem +1

      ​@@andyquelch5754 If they waited, they would never get to celebrate...

    • @taefravis
      @taefravis Před rokem

      @@skolvikings5263 Are you still crying?

  • @michellewall6748
    @michellewall6748 Před rokem +30

    I’m cheering with all of you too! About bloody time! Love from London🇬🇧

  • @Ti5qu4ntum
    @Ti5qu4ntum Před rokem +102

    The wheels of justice turn slowly, but grind exceedingly fine.
    I am ready for the wheels of justice to grind this man into powder.

    • @alexwyatt2911
      @alexwyatt2911 Před rokem +10

      Just a cloud of Cheeto dust

    • @salc9593
      @salc9593 Před rokem +1

      @@alexwyatt2911 or maybe just orange atoms

    • @thomaslevy2119
      @thomaslevy2119 Před rokem

      Mr. Dump will be ground more than once. There are more charges coming.

  • @Na-fv2tt
    @Na-fv2tt Před rokem +4

    Yay Disney! : )

  • @nene1964
    @nene1964 Před rokem +2

    Truth and justice always prevails 🤍🤍🤍🤍

  • @WilliamHBaird-eq2hp
    @WilliamHBaird-eq2hp Před rokem +2

    This has been a great year so far... The GOP, DeSantis, and Trump continue to lose at every Turn and are Late-night comedy gold.

  • @London20258
    @London20258 Před rokem +250

    The screaming cheers of the audience upon learning Trump is indicted is SWEEEEET. Lifts my heart and soul.

    • @naomihatfield3015
      @naomihatfield3015 Před rokem +4

      "Americans will not stand for this!"
      Nope, wrong. They WILL stand for it, and applaud while doing so. Huzzah! (throws glitter)

    • @davidgilbert8614
      @davidgilbert8614 Před rokem +6

      They should insist that they play those cheers in Trump's future prison cell every day, all day long.

    • @notedjog9
      @notedjog9 Před rokem

      (っ◔◡◔) ♥ Vote for biden AND hunter biden will M̶O̶L̶E̶S̶T̶ you 10x ♥

    • @robertmcmanus636
      @robertmcmanus636 Před rokem

      No, it's kind of sickening the way people all fall into line and sing and cheer to(fill in the blank). Stop and have a moment of quiet reflection and think what this means for our country and what we've come to. President. Douchebag is indeed scum and should probably be locked up. But this kind of quasi-religious group think is piss poor.

    • @michaelhughes9278
      @michaelhughes9278 Před rokem +1

      @@davidgilbert8614 he's such a narcissist he would probably like that.

  • @Cursethedawn
    @Cursethedawn Před rokem +56

    I'm so exhausted hearing how he worms his way out of trouble. I really won't believe it until he's in a cell.

    • @karmaalstad5588
      @karmaalstad5588 Před rokem +4

      Maga-Lardo prepared for in home arrest

    • @sandpiperr
      @sandpiperr Před rokem +3

      Agreed. I'm glad to hear it happened, but I also don't think anything will come of it.

    • @Vaeldarg
      @Vaeldarg Před rokem +3

      As I mentioned to another comment, this indictment is from a Manhattan, New York grand jury. New York has some experience with prosecuting organized crime.

  • @jrlaz0001
    @jrlaz0001 Před rokem +6

    Americans are happy! Fascists are sad.😢😂🎉

  • @dualbrainr
    @dualbrainr Před rokem +341

    I’m a Canadian and I’m cheering right with you all.😂

  • @Opus313
    @Opus313 Před rokem +1615

    🎶 It's a beautiful day in the neighborhood. A beautiful day for indictments. Would you arraign? Could you detain? Won't you jail the Donald?!

  • @moonandstars4690
    @moonandstars4690 Před rokem +1

    This is a beautiful day for America 🥳🇺🇲

  • @gregoriogalindo2512
    @gregoriogalindo2512 Před rokem +2

    Omg, i can't believe he said shuckey duckey, my hero.

  • @chrispy1398
    @chrispy1398 Před rokem +1184

    Kids, always remember: you can be anything you want in this life, just be sure to live in a such a way that a crowd of strangers doesn't cheer when told you will be facing criminal charges.

    • @Tao_Tology
      @Tao_Tology Před rokem

      Unless it's a group of right-wing puppetted maga cultists.
      In which case _definitely_ continue to fight for things that make that bunch of rubes upset.

    • @bryanjackson8917
      @bryanjackson8917 Před rokem +44

      In the future, a commonly asked question will be "do you remember where you were when you first heard that Trump had been indicted?"

    • @tammyhansen1246
      @tammyhansen1246 Před rokem +14

      I LOVE THIS!!!

    • @jpdemer5
      @jpdemer5 Před rokem +28

      ... and dance in the streets when you are convicted.

    • @ms.q7445
      @ms.q7445 Před rokem +5

      👏

  • @angelapancella6063
    @angelapancella6063 Před rokem +132

    Okay, that's hilarious. Stephen says T****'s name for the first time in years, and it was well-nigh inaudible because of the cheers of the crowd!

    • @Celtic_Girl
      @Celtic_Girl Před rokem +10

      I didn’t catch that! Went back and watched again - you’re right! Said his full name with middle initial even.

    • @ThisCharmingMan1984
      @ThisCharmingMan1984 Před rokem +4

      @@Celtic_Girl
      Me neither; it was at about the 2:50 mark, that I suddenly thought to myself: “Wait a minute! Did Stephen actually say the giant orange turd’s name, when he read the headline!?”
      Gave me an excuse to go back, and enjoy opening of the Colbert’s monologue all over again haha.
      All the best.

    • @angelapancella6063
      @angelapancella6063 Před rokem +1

      @@Celtic_Girl just in case there was any confusion!

    • @angelapancella6063
      @angelapancella6063 Před rokem +1

      ​@@ThisCharmingMan1984 that is exactly how I realized it too! "Wait a second...!"

    • @lenawagenfuehr53
      @lenawagenfuehr53 Před rokem +1

      Wow, you're right! Totally missed that!

  • @heidiwillrich2288
    @heidiwillrich2288 Před rokem +2

    The applause from the audience was decibels louder than the baseball game! 😂😂

  • @priscillamoore5736
    @priscillamoore5736 Před rokem

    Wow, what an *UPROAR!!!* when Stephen made the announcement! I never thought an indictment would happen - never! : - D

  • @whiskyjames4200
    @whiskyjames4200 Před rokem +13

    Donald Trump getting indicted, is only the 1st quarter. Prosecution, conviction and imprisonment remain. However, I'm in celebratory NY kind of mood.

  • @AheadMatthewawsome
    @AheadMatthewawsome Před rokem +85

    When I first heard the news about the indictment, the first person I wanted to hear from was Stephen. I’ve waited for the past few hours here in Australia.
    I won’t spoil what he said, but it was well worth it!

    • @KB-fy2qr
      @KB-fy2qr Před rokem +1

      Trump thinks he has been indicated. lol

    • @sheilaboston7051
      @sheilaboston7051 Před rokem

      @@KB-fy2qr He was indicated years ago, now that indication has led to an indictment! 🤣🤣

  • @backyardadvocate9377
    @backyardadvocate9377 Před rokem +6

    GED Teacher: “Class, be sure to include Footnotes in your final paper.”
    Lauren Boebert: (whining ) “WHY DO I HAVE TO WRITE WITH MY TOES?!!”

  • @fuzzy6006
    @fuzzy6006 Před rokem +16

    It's about effing time...... lock him up! Lock him up! Lock him up!!!😊😊😊😊😊😊

  • @Mrpolite5018
    @Mrpolite5018 Před rokem +3

    Tapeworm getting its first peek of sunshine . Dead 💀 😂

  • @victoriaballard7354
    @victoriaballard7354 Před rokem +1

    This was the best”where were you when you heard trump was indicted” ever!

  • @zazor701
    @zazor701 Před rokem +197

    I am honestly ashamed that Lauren Boebert represents my state

    • @joecopeland4586
      @joecopeland4586 Před rokem

      It and dipshite ken buck .

    • @VangoghsDoggo
      @VangoghsDoggo Před rokem

      She only won by a few over 500 votes. Next time, Adam will win, he has already stated he is running against her again. This time he will do it because she has shown herself to be a total disaster.

    • @michaelg1915
      @michaelg1915 Před rokem

      At least we know she's obsessed with public urination!

    • @Tam_Eiki
      @Tam_Eiki Před rokem +39

      You feel ashamed??? She represents my district. People were nuts to vote her in the first time, but I don't understand the sheer stupidity of voting her in the second time.

    • @Momoeki21
      @Momoeki21 Před rokem

      She barely won her race. Slowly her constituents are seeing she’s nuts and batshit crazy

  • @artfuldodger2k6
    @artfuldodger2k6 Před rokem +3366

    Imagine being the intern that had less then 3 minutes to get that sundae

    • @humanforotherhumans
      @humanforotherhumans Před rokem +80

      What happened to the leftover?

    • @AnInsideJoke
      @AnInsideJoke Před rokem +262

      @humanforotherhumans Hopefully that poor, rushed intern got it as a compensation.

    • @MK-lh3xd
      @MK-lh3xd Před rokem +19

      It was just a cardboard prop I believe

    • @yarr0
      @yarr0 Před rokem +64

      ​@@MK-lh3xd I hope not, cuz he ate some of it 😅 I can't judge though, my dogs love to chew cardboard and sometimes the one eats it

    • @whatifschrodingersboxwasacofin
      @whatifschrodingersboxwasacofin Před rokem +23

      It was 8 days old. 😉

  • @MorriganWarrioress
    @MorriganWarrioress Před 9 měsíci +1

    And here we are, months later, watching t-Rump's THIRD indictment!

  • @missylks1239
    @missylks1239 Před rokem +4

    Guests on news networks "I am telling you NO ONE, Democrat or Republican is happy about Donald Trump being indicted." Me and the entire audience of late night show: cheers, "YEEEEAAAAHHHHHHHH!"

  • @wewper
    @wewper Před rokem +118

    Admit it. He could have made an entire monologue out of eating that sundae and we would have watched. Happy Indictment Day, everybody!

    • @bl1429
      @bl1429 Před rokem

      Big deal...I'll celebrate when delusional Don goes broke, and loose everything. 😊

    • @lovedbysome5402
      @lovedbysome5402 Před rokem +1

      International Holiday Declared! Indictment day!

    • @NakedCommunist
      @NakedCommunist Před rokem

      Merry Indictmas, for those who prefer it that way! 🎉

  • @mikeoxbig7931
    @mikeoxbig7931 Před rokem +479

    Donnie’s indictment has made Matt Gaetz’s mistress so upset she’s considering quitting middle school.

  • @masterskrain2630
    @masterskrain2630 Před rokem +1

    And his audience is a pretty darn good representation of how the VAST MAJORITY of REAL AMERICANS FEEL!!!!

  • @johnnyballenatl
    @johnnyballenatl Před 11 měsíci +2

    And he’s been indicted *AGAIN,* except that…Colbert, Fallon, Kimmel, and Meyers are silent, because the writers are still on strike.

  • @laurenanne7623
    @laurenanne7623 Před rokem +37

    "Tapeworm finally getting it's first peak of sunshine... Ron DeSantis..." Absolute perfection.

  • @jeanneratterman
    @jeanneratterman Před rokem +77

    Standing ovation for indictment! Feels so good! A first step in the right direction, at last!

  • @Thebuilderofthings1
    @Thebuilderofthings1 Před rokem +2

    And the audience went wild.

  • @jenniferstine8567
    @jenniferstine8567 Před rokem +2

    Watching the audience's reaction to your announcement was priceless. Thank you for that moment of joy.

  • @7thMack
    @7thMack Před rokem +29

    Omg - DeSantis is a tapeworm - I almost choked on my water.

  • @JorieScanlon
    @JorieScanlon Před rokem +24

    Making Accountability Great Again! Love it!!!

  • @N8tiveWeeb
    @N8tiveWeeb Před rokem +1

    Never heard that crowd so hype before lolol that's great.

  • @napoleonibonaparte7198
    @napoleonibonaparte7198 Před rokem +25

    Stephen breaking his vow to never mention that name because of his indictment. Merry Christmas indeed.

  • @Leonaza7
    @Leonaza7 Před rokem +3188

    I owe the entire GOP a huge apology!
    Thoughts and prayers DO work! 🙏🏽

  • @dmercury292
    @dmercury292 Před rokem +12

    This is the first of many indications coming for Trump.🍿🍺🍿

  • @sadem1045
    @sadem1045 Před rokem +2

    I am so fuq*ng happy.

  • @coleengoodell7523
    @coleengoodell7523 Před rokem +200

    Couldn't happen to a more deserving guy. Keep em coming!

    • @donaldsmith7824
      @donaldsmith7824 Před rokem

      As if all will be well in the shit hole. Biden is poking a spleeping bear

    • @TampaDave
      @TampaDave Před rokem

      And, we DID stand for it, after all.

  • @summertyme5748
    @summertyme5748 Před rokem +72

    He was *not* indicted. He was merely in-di-ca-ted. He said so! In his tweet. I mean it's not like he's actually an idiot who can't spell, and doesn't know the difference betw....oh wait.....nevermind.

    • @Azulakayes
      @Azulakayes Před rokem +6

      I first saw that and thought 'vindicated' then I realised it was Tr*** .