Why is Ron DeSantis Wearing Lifts? | Donald Trump v. The People | Biden’s Chilling AI Warning

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  • @bubbispapa2053
    @bubbispapa2053 Před 6 měsíci +3617

    If Rhonda Santis keeps wearing high heels, he'll be outlawed in his own state by his own laws. 😏

    • @karlgoldscheider8789
      @karlgoldscheider8789 Před 6 měsíci +116

      😂🎉

    • @moonandstars4690
      @moonandstars4690 Před 6 měsíci +85

      Lmao 🤣

    • @okkietrooy6841
      @okkietrooy6841 Před 6 měsíci +126

      If his jobapplication for president is not succesful, he still has a second option: M&Ms cartoon with high heels. Acvording to Tucker there is an opening in the cartoon family. They need desperately an M&,Ms character with high heels.

    • @pamlewis1183
      @pamlewis1183 Před 6 měsíci +34

      LMAO 😂

    • @nursem65
      @nursem65 Před 6 měsíci +62

      Yep, and he wears makeup...

  • @johnnelson5503
    @johnnelson5503 Před 6 měsíci +198

    DeSantis has Western boots, not cowboy boots.
    The difference? With cowboy boots the bull**it is on the outside...

    • @SunFlower-xr2ov
      @SunFlower-xr2ov Před 6 měsíci +15

      Now that's funny.

    • @annenelson5656
      @annenelson5656 Před 6 měsíci +7

      Good one! 👍🏻

    • @davidgoosen1633
      @davidgoosen1633 Před 6 měsíci +5

      Yeah that's really funny that's really funny and really quite true!!!

    • @Fixorfish
      @Fixorfish Před 6 měsíci +9

      Haven't heard that delineation, western vs. Cowboy, since about 1962. I was all day with my rancher uncle and heard it while we were at the local feedstore in rural Kansas. Repeated it to my sister that evening...unfortunately Mom overheard and washed my mouth out with soap ! My gratitude for reminding me of that quip !
      (And so spot on for Ron....are his eyes brown, as well ???)

    • @Markus_Andrew
      @Markus_Andrew Před 6 měsíci +2

      I'll pay that one 😂

  • @marutakelers1856
    @marutakelers1856 Před 6 měsíci +145

    "you don't need makeup, everyone knows you're a clown" bravo, to whoever wrote that perfect line!

    • @miskabednjak5141
      @miskabednjak5141 Před 6 měsíci

      He apologized real quick because he's owned

    • @gabrielortiz1648
      @gabrielortiz1648 Před 6 měsíci +3

      😂😂😂😂

    • @catebrooks6779
      @catebrooks6779 Před 5 měsíci +2

      Yas🎉🎉🎉🎉😂😂😂

    • @Darcnhife
      @Darcnhife Před 5 měsíci +2

      As a lover of clowns, I am less than pleased with the comparison.

    • @Bunkerdwarfputin
      @Bunkerdwarfputin Před 4 měsíci

      @@miskabednjak5141 If you look this stupid in print, I can only imagine how asinine you sound in person 😅

  • @C0Y0TE5
    @C0Y0TE5 Před 6 měsíci +9

    It's not lifts in DeSantis' boots.
    It's hooves.

  • @worf7271
    @worf7271 Před 6 měsíci +1227

    Not sure why the GOP is so opposed to drag when their top guys like to wear heels and makeup.

    • @kathybyerly7904
      @kathybyerly7904 Před 6 měsíci +49

      I KNOW RIGHT!!!! VOTE BLUE.

    • @dawnsmith9596
      @dawnsmith9596 Před 6 měsíci +35

      That is a point I like to make to MAGAts, as well! LOL!

    • @Nancy-tr5fi
      @Nancy-tr5fi Před 6 měsíci +25

      Yep, got to get these MAGatts, are putting up such a fuss, ....oh no no gay oh god!,,get those boots on, get Donny Jr. in his makeup he called for, just today, that along with HIS white powder. sniff snif

    • @realplato2575
      @realplato2575 Před 6 měsíci +22

      And wigs

    • @rileyfuckingrifle
      @rileyfuckingrifle Před 6 měsíci +11

      Shit, Cawthorn was straight up pretty. 😂

  • @FablestoneSeries
    @FablestoneSeries Před 6 měsíci +2206

    So let's get this straight, he lied about his earnings to get on the Forbes list, then tried to use the Forbes list as evidence to support his lie.

    • @LD86
      @LD86 Před 6 měsíci +163

      Pretty much. He also lied about being 215lbs and 6'3.

    • @Sinyao
      @Sinyao Před 6 měsíci

      Honestly reminds me how RT gets other people to use them as a source to sell a lie, then use those people as a source when people ask them to back up their lies.

    • @bhudilokhuza
      @bhudilokhuza Před 6 měsíci +45

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @grmpEqweer
      @grmpEqweer Před 6 měsíci +92

      He lies about 80x per hour.

    • @sideshowbob
      @sideshowbob Před 6 měsíci

      Then he rolled up the Forbes & spanked a porn star with it.

  • @NickC_222
    @NickC_222 Před 6 měsíci +26

    There's a hilarious irony about DeSantis being angry about the "Ronda Santis" thing, and him literally wearing secret stilettos lmao.

  • @thomandstacieverroad8417
    @thomandstacieverroad8417 Před 6 měsíci +10

    "everybody already knows you're a clown" wins the "burn of the week" award!

  • @charlesmartin1121
    @charlesmartin1121 Před 6 měsíci +139

    "Everyone knows your a clown." Don Jr. is gonna need make-up to hide that sick burn!

    • @jonjensen2524
      @jonjensen2524 Před 6 měsíci +7

      Loved that one! And when Stephen said "They had to go someplace no one ever goes...." I wondered who was about to get burned. So join the club, Chris Christie.

    • @Slo-ryde
      @Slo-ryde Před 6 měsíci +3

      @@jonjensen2524pence would have been a better choice!

    • @itsjustme8947
      @itsjustme8947 Před 6 měsíci +4

      He can always get some from daddy. Makeup, that is.

    • @user-wl8rr7wb4y
      @user-wl8rr7wb4y Před 6 měsíci +2

      Oh🤬😂😂😂😂😂 😂😂😂😂😂.

  • @RandallChase1
    @RandallChase1 Před 6 měsíci +337

    As a Texan, I can tell you those boots are hiding something!

    • @DneilB007
      @DneilB007 Před 6 měsíci +58

      Hooves?

    • @wintercame
      @wintercame Před 6 měsíci +5

      @@DneilB007 😳

    • @annenelson5656
      @annenelson5656 Před 6 měsíci +38

      All cowboy boots and no cowboy

    • @ftan59
      @ftan59 Před 6 měsíci +6

      ​@@DneilB007😂😂😂

    • @susanfanning9480
      @susanfanning9480 Před 6 měsíci +18

      Lord have mercy. I'm an old, old retired nurse but I'm laughing at this boots thing. Shame on you!👵👍😄😄😊

  • @landonewts
    @landonewts Před 6 měsíci +80

    As many are pointing out, let anyone who wants to wear makeup, slather on bronzer, dye their hair, wear high heels… they just don’t get to turn around and ban drag shows. Life’s too short, and we do have bigger fish to fry here.

    • @user-wl8rr7wb4y
      @user-wl8rr7wb4y Před 6 měsíci +3

      HERE HERE.

    • @mungodegrijalva822
      @mungodegrijalva822 Před 6 měsíci

      Given your keen observation, I see another indictment coming to the creepy, orange clown. Florida is going to try & ban his transgender or is transvestite act. It's against the law down there. Can she still wear all his women's ensemble in jail in Florida?

    • @youtubesuxdik
      @youtubesuxdik Před 6 měsíci

      Drags are gross and if you are one/you are too. Probably a ped like the rest as well. Similar to your favorite president ; biden.😊

    • @Meg-vn4ci
      @Meg-vn4ci Před 6 měsíci

      Ironic because at minimum he has so much in common with drag queens, l would say l believe he is a drag queen

  • @user-ii3vn8tn3q
    @user-ii3vn8tn3q Před 6 měsíci +3

    We are making America great again. We are going to vote out congress who supported Trump.

  • @fentin480
    @fentin480 Před 6 měsíci +1450

    Both DeSatan and Trump wear lifts, and Trump wears a girdle. Trump wears bronzer. It's confusing because I thought MAGAts were against men wearing makeup.

    • @LD86
      @LD86 Před 6 měsíci +99

      The Devil went down to Georgia....and he got indicted! LOL

    • @elkende
      @elkende Před 6 měsíci +54

      thought they were against gender affirmation too

    • @susanb326
      @susanb326 Před 6 měsíci +12

      😂😅😊

    • @sevenprovinces
      @sevenprovinces Před 6 měsíci +60

      Putin too, there are some great home-brewn documentaries out there about Putin, his private insecurities (of which his lack of height is a big one). Putin
      basically wears custom made high-heels masquerading as dress shoes.
      The irony considering his stance on trans rights isn't lost on me.

    • @travisthornton1792
      @travisthornton1792 Před 6 měsíci +32

      Trump wears Spanx

  • @derekflegg2670
    @derekflegg2670 Před 6 měsíci +112

    DeSantis isn't wearing lifts, he's hiding his cloven hooves...

  • @JeanineLaMonica_fem
    @JeanineLaMonica_fem Před 6 měsíci +14

    LMAO..."Governor, are you wearing lifts, or are you just happy to see me?" Nothing beats waking up to coffee & comedy 😀

  • @JohnWickPotter
    @JohnWickPotter Před 6 měsíci +23

    Had to rewind it when Trump essentially said he invented the US. Thought I was tripping 😂

    • @user-wl8rr7wb4y
      @user-wl8rr7wb4y Před 6 měsíci +1

      Like I invented the stone age🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣.

    • @deuceydee3506
      @deuceydee3506 Před 6 měsíci +1

      Don't forget his brilliant discovery of how it's spelled
      U-S... US 🤯

  • @B_Bodziak
    @B_Bodziak Před 6 měsíci +49

    "Junior loves to powder his nose ". So, accurate

  • @tettazwo9865
    @tettazwo9865 Před 6 měsíci +252

    Stop making fun of Rhonda Santis in heels! Drag is not a crime!

  • @jmulvey371
    @jmulvey371 Před 6 měsíci +166

    See, we'll let a sociopath run our country, but when he tries to own an NFL team, that's where we draw the line. 🏈

    • @amie6085
      @amie6085 Před 6 měsíci +23

      That is hilarious, sad and true, all at the same time.

    • @mauriciomdea
      @mauriciomdea Před 6 měsíci +6

      Priorities!

    • @TheGuinever
      @TheGuinever Před 6 měsíci +9

      American VALUES.

    • @AtomicBuffalo
      @AtomicBuffalo Před 6 měsíci +5

      It's okay to steal from and screw the rabble, but you don't mess with the owner class.

    • @trevorD1156
      @trevorD1156 Před 6 měsíci

      No, owners are far smarter than the average American and saw Trump for the con artist he was. If you weren't aware Trump scuttled the entire USFL in an unbelievably selfish attempt to get a team in the 80's so by the time he tried to buy the bills 15 years later they already knew he was a selfish psychopath that would make everything in the NFL about him.

  • @jamesmoseley5428
    @jamesmoseley5428 Před 6 měsíci +11

    It’s ironic how much DeSantis is against drag queens. His ability to walk in heels is something only Ru Paul could match. Very angelic Ron. And a little naughty girl.

    • @hb4196
      @hb4196 Před 6 měsíci

      The ones making the biggest stink are often closet cases themselves.

  • @heyheytaytay
    @heyheytaytay Před 6 měsíci +206

    I'm a full-fledged gay dude, and my gaydar goes off the charts every time I hear Ron DeSantis talk. Quit living a lie, Ron, and embrace your true self.

    • @mapples007
      @mapples007 Před 6 měsíci +24

      😂Great handle, HeyHey.👍

    • @rcpilot179
      @rcpilot179 Před 6 měsíci +10

      Exactly. Be likeable Ron!!

    • @zbagz01
      @zbagz01 Před 6 měsíci +39

      That would explain his obsession with anything gay.

    • @transcendentalidiot3321
      @transcendentalidiot3321 Před 6 měsíci +39

      I get that feeling too from a lot of the more vocal anti-LGBQT Republicans. It's a "methinks he doth protest too much" sorta vibe.😀

    • @moonandstars4690
      @moonandstars4690 Před 6 měsíci +4

      😉

  • @mypillowguy445
    @mypillowguy445 Před 6 měsíci +149

    DeSantis' heels are higher than his poll numbers.

    • @user-wl8rr7wb4y
      @user-wl8rr7wb4y Před 6 měsíci

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂.

    • @topper1212
      @topper1212 Před 6 měsíci +1

      Boom!

    • @user-wl8rr7wb4y
      @user-wl8rr7wb4y Před 6 měsíci

      @@topper1212 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂.

    • @debrajames6286
      @debrajames6286 Před 6 měsíci

      😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

  • @nstark1066
    @nstark1066 Před 6 měsíci +41

    Love Stephen's comedy writers! The powdering his nose comment was spot on when describing Don, Jr.😂

  • @bluegreenglue6565
    @bluegreenglue6565 Před 6 měsíci +8

    Men being afraid of their actual height is a shame. It's foolish that there are still bizarre social judgements about physical attributes, when most of us just don't give a damn (and may even find it endearing) when a man is short, bald, stocky, hairy, or other trendy-to-dis features. That Desantis wears lifts isn't shameful, but he's already clown enough that whatever he does just adds to his foolishness.

    • @thelexicon7294
      @thelexicon7294 Před 5 měsíci +1

      Especially true when you take into account all the things he isn’t embarrassed of.

  • @aggressiveattitudeera887
    @aggressiveattitudeera887 Před 6 měsíci +63

    "Obviously, he didn't mean that kind of makeup. He just loves to powder his nose."

  • @aaron9526
    @aaron9526 Před 6 měsíci +86

    Been having a bad day till i heard Stephen walking up to the camera while swinging his arms “I’m a cowboy.” 😂😭😂
    Thank you for that Stephen Colbert you the 👑🤴🏼

  • @TheChonaman
    @TheChonaman Před 6 měsíci +26

    Loved the Joe Biden (AI) ending. Truly funny, and frightening at the same time.

  • @ayomideawe802
    @ayomideawe802 Před 6 měsíci +5

    I'm Nigerian and I'm not even mad at the scam joke. Too accurate 😂😂😂

  • @B_Bodziak
    @B_Bodziak Před 6 měsíci +167

    Its OBVIOUS DeSantis is wearing lifts. Who cares about his shoes when his policies and neliefs are so bad.

    • @peggedyourdad9560
      @peggedyourdad9560 Před 6 měsíci +23

      It’s just the sprinkles on top, not only are just beliefs and policies terrible but he’s also so insecure that he feels the need to wear lifts along with cowboy boots.

    • @Saje3D
      @Saje3D Před 6 měsíci

      His beliefs and policies are easy to detest, but harder to mock. The fact he’s a little fascist man child, on the other hand…

    • @pietrojenkins6901
      @pietrojenkins6901 Před 6 měsíci +4

      @@peggedyourdad9560 you mean his racist policies/beliefs ?

    • @tx_gal6518
      @tx_gal6518 Před 6 měsíci +6

      Because the types of people who would potentially vote for him DO care about appearance. They are the worst amongst us who embrace uber macho: womanizing, cussing, name calling, cruelty, guns, violence, cheating, lying…

    • @CS-pi5oc
      @CS-pi5oc Před 6 měsíci +4

      It’s proof that his behavior is linked to little angry man syndrome. He overlooks his state to care more abt his height.

  • @lolawants2008
    @lolawants2008 Před 6 měsíci +199

    The delivery on that opener is why Stephen is a master of his craft 👏 I bow to you, sir 🙏

  • @feranks3211
    @feranks3211 Před 6 měsíci +11

    I absolutely adore the joke per information ratio of these monologues❤

  • @tenestetubo
    @tenestetubo Před 6 měsíci +4

    The cowboy boot segment is just off the wall, especially when rolling the pants up. Only Colbert can pull that one up; I'm literally rolf

  • @SpaceForceCommander
    @SpaceForceCommander Před 6 měsíci +211

    First, Ron fails with white rubber boots. Now, he fails with lift boots.

    • @MyMarsham
      @MyMarsham Před 6 měsíci +22

      He may have more luck with thigh-highs.

    • @amberandrews6842
      @amberandrews6842 Před 6 měsíci +16

      The white boots had lifts too!

    • @chenzen1578
      @chenzen1578 Před 6 měsíci +12

      I think boots are his achilles-heal

    • @halibaitor
      @halibaitor Před 6 měsíci +3

      ​@@chenzen1578
      I wonder what it is that he's trying to heal.

    • @SpaceForceCommander
      @SpaceForceCommander Před 6 měsíci +4

      @@chenzen1578 Excellent comment. Wish I thought of it. Well done! 👍

  • @lindasnowden7862
    @lindasnowden7862 Před 6 měsíci +76

    I saw a video of him walking across a stage and you could really tell his boots are too big for him. He walked like a diver still wearing foot flippers. It was very funny to watch. 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @tootieq6527
      @tootieq6527 Před 6 měsíci +6

      It reminded me of when my sons were little, and would try to walk in their Daddy’s boots, except they looked cute, and DeSantis looked ridiculous.

    • @mungodegrijalva822
      @mungodegrijalva822 Před 6 měsíci +3

      I was overwhelmed with laughter. He is trying to play the buffoon. The right reaction to this clown is laughter. Ha Ha Ha!

  • @logd27
    @logd27 Před 6 měsíci +6

    Crazy how some people haven’t heard of High Heel Ron. I’m Canadian and this was news like a couple months ago. 😂

  • @garrybrown3165
    @garrybrown3165 Před 6 měsíci +3

    "He looks like a dope." He IS a dope. And his toes ARE happy to see you! Go Steven!!!😀

  • @lolawants2008
    @lolawants2008 Před 6 měsíci +102

    Also what’s funny is it’s more than likely Trump also wears lifts, as well as a girdle most the time

    • @scorpnov13
      @scorpnov13 Před 6 měsíci +12

      Depends, that’s why he’s a drip

    • @rcpilot179
      @rcpilot179 Před 6 měsíci +17

      ​@@scorpnov13I'm surprised that he doesn't get a sponsorship and endorsement from Depends for his championship caliber on the greens.

    • @bradleyheck7204
      @bradleyheck7204 Před 6 měsíci +12

      So do his sons. Hence the Centaur Stance that they all have.

    • @annenelson5656
      @annenelson5656 Před 6 měsíci +6

      Actually I think *rump is fairly tall but that FBI guy he fired was at least a head and a half taller.
      *rump just uses a strap-on when he can pay a girl enough to stand him for 5 seconds.

    • @MariaGutierrez-zk8fx
      @MariaGutierrez-zk8fx Před 6 měsíci +9

      And a dump in a diaper

  • @nomenclature9373
    @nomenclature9373 Před 6 měsíci +22

    On the plus side, DeSantis is not wearing the gogo boots.

    • @bcshelby4926
      @bcshelby4926 Před 6 měsíci +1

      ...wait a bit, because he'll do that to show he's a real "swinger".

  • @Canuckmom128
    @Canuckmom128 Před 6 měsíci +41

    Feel the Burn, Rhonda ! Also, (and as an homage to the Matthew Perry) could Junior Trump BE any more odious or punchable? What a total DB…just like Daddy. I was listening to a Podcast yesterday, and some Ad pops up, selling some gizmo from China, and the voice over was Barrack Obama’s voice. I damn near did a spit take take with my coffee. This AI crap is going to be a shit show…buckle in. 😱🤯😵‍💫

  • @helkas3316
    @helkas3316 Před 6 měsíci +2

    Im voting for President Biden and so is my entire family 💙

  • @charlesmartin1121
    @charlesmartin1121 Před 6 měsíci +426

    DeSantis is down in the polls, so he needs a little lift (literally).

  • @nessuno9945
    @nessuno9945 Před 6 měsíci +36

    It's so ironic that it was Don Jr. Who called De Santis out for boosting his height, when his father was photograghed wearing lifts! That's why he always leans forward.

    • @ee1177
      @ee1177 Před 6 měsíci +6

      Yes! And it's why he had trouble walking down the ramp.

    • @freya8133
      @freya8133 Před 6 měsíci

      The Trumps are nothing if not hypocrites (oh yeah, there's the criminal thing....)

    • @Markus_Andrew
      @Markus_Andrew Před 6 měsíci +4

      @@ee1177 Hey, everybody knows he RAN down that ramp! He said so himself, and as his supporters like to tell us, he never lies... 🤥

    • @user-wl8rr7wb4y
      @user-wl8rr7wb4y Před 6 měsíci +2

      ​@@Markus_AndrewLies 🤥 where?😂🤣.

    • @Meg-vn4ci
      @Meg-vn4ci Před 6 měsíci

      It's why he looks like he has a peace of 2by4 up his arse

  • @jovonrichardson4706
    @jovonrichardson4706 Před 6 měsíci +8

    Such a great monologue tonight! So on point 🎉 love it! My kids (20/16) call you "TV Grandpa" because I watch you consistently and we truly appreciate your take on the world news! Tonight's monologue was sooooo funny and engaging! Excellent work my guy

  • @lauriesmyla5376
    @lauriesmyla5376 Před 6 měsíci +5

    Whatever the foot wear, he is a little man in character and intelligence!

  • @IHScoutII
    @IHScoutII Před 6 měsíci +429

    We're not outta the woods yet, vote against all maga mayhem

    • @JethroBodineWhooWee69
      @JethroBodineWhooWee69 Před 6 měsíci

      Don’t be scared lil sheepy🤣…I’ll protect you from orange man, Merica!🇺🇸❤️🍊2024!

    • @mvsmvs8428
      @mvsmvs8428 Před 6 měsíci

      biden got no chance only people who like thier women with willies are going to vote for him, you know all the heshe they them no gender leftests.

    • @kurks001
      @kurks001 Před 6 měsíci +1

      ​@@JethroBodineWhooWee69u rly thought you were doin something with this acct lol

    • @JethroBodineWhooWee69
      @JethroBodineWhooWee69 Před 6 měsíci

      @@kurks001 All in good fun my friend🤣

    • @kpepperl319
      @kpepperl319 Před 6 měsíci

      This is just the beginning... Most of Congress GQP are more extreme than trump because... Easily manipulated people are a bottomless ATM

  • @argyle2061
    @argyle2061 Před 6 měsíci +49

    Steve in cowboy boots made my week.

  • @mauriciomdea
    @mauriciomdea Před 6 měsíci +2

    You guys were on fire tonight! Best monologue since the strike!

  • @dhphotographix
    @dhphotographix Před 6 měsíci +2

    Stephen super crisp with the delivery and punch lines!

  • @evifnoskcaj
    @evifnoskcaj Před 6 měsíci +72

    I wish I was in that audience so I could have obnoxiously whistled at Stephen for showing off his legs and boots. 😂
    Absolutely crushed the monologue tonight! Reminded me of the Colbert Report days! ❤

  • @traildoggy
    @traildoggy Před 6 měsíci +27

    Knee length shorts with a suit jacket and cowboy boots really needs to become a thing.

  • @warrenmilford6848
    @warrenmilford6848 Před 6 měsíci +3

    Those lifts in Ron's boots are really major additions, probably 2 to 3 inches at least. You can actually see the edge of his foot, and the angle it's at, pressed against the side of the boots at 1-43. It looks like it's close to a 45-degree angle. It would be awkward and uncomfortable to walk with them I'd reckon.

  • @deejay4922
    @deejay4922 Před 6 měsíci +8

    Yes, Stephen has good writers. Welcome back.

    • @Slo-ryde
      @Slo-ryde Před 6 měsíci +3

      “ he just loves to powder his nose”…….. pure writing genius!

  • @47f0
    @47f0 Před 6 měsíci +20

    DeSantis isn't wearing lifts - the boots are actually to disguise his cloven hooves.

  • @johnhipp8267
    @johnhipp8267 Před 6 měsíci +13

    Matt Gaetz needs one of those stovepipe hats.

  • @kelvin.008
    @kelvin.008 Před 6 měsíci +238

    Even after the death of Donald Trump, there will be other 'Trumps'.America has to change its laws and educate its people 😊

    • @liamevans1508
      @liamevans1508 Před 6 měsíci +18

      Hard when funding for education keeps getting cut

    • @rogerorlando2349
      @rogerorlando2349 Před 6 měsíci

      Especially from people like you. I hope your not of draft age because you are going to war my friend.

    • @homerj.simpson7562
      @homerj.simpson7562 Před 6 měsíci +5

      ...but but but evrafung y'alls need know is in a bible!!!!!

    • @Jxrfv456y
      @Jxrfv456y Před 6 měsíci

      Trust me, the majority of us desperately want everyone to be educated but some are very resistant to learning. They're crying about their religious freedom, parental rights, and "communism" whenever we try to fund and standardize schools. Hopefully the republican party disintegrates from infighting between regular conservatives and maga die hards.

    • @walterjacksn1466
      @walterjacksn1466 Před 6 měsíci

      That should be "miseducate" the IDIOT CLOWNS!!!

  • @averywight
    @averywight Před 6 měsíci +1

    Colbert is on FIRE tonight (more than usual)!!!

  • @camelshit446
    @camelshit446 Před 6 měsíci +448

    *_"I never worked for me, I only met myself a few times, I hardly even know me!"_*
    - trump, in the not too distant future

    • @anitaevans5361
      @anitaevans5361 Před 6 měsíci +22

      I said 'Sir' to myself 🤡🍄

    • @andyb1653
      @andyb1653 Před 6 měsíci +19

      "He was a low-level employee of my Administration, I only met the guy once and he only served a single term"

    • @cheshirecat6518
      @cheshirecat6518 Před 6 měsíci +20

      Wait till he starts calling himself a "fat loser"! 😂

    • @camelshit446
      @camelshit446 Před 6 měsíci +21

      ​@cheshirecat6518
      And he'll probably be telling us "I'm not my type"

    • @Mr_Grimbley
      @Mr_Grimbley Před 6 měsíci +19

      Let's just hope he doesn't ever say, 'I came to myself with tears in my eyes.'

  • @tdsoldier3198
    @tdsoldier3198 Před 6 měsíci +231

    I wish Florida had given DeSantis the boot in 2022. But he certainly won't be president anytime soon. And I hope Trump is never president again too.

    • @veryberry39
      @veryberry39 Před 6 měsíci +4

      We tried. :(

    • @dometalican1990
      @dometalican1990 Před 6 měsíci +4

      We tried and it was brutally close. Even then, the other guy might have been a wolf in sheep's clothing so we were doomed from the start.

    • @jcoopes5604
      @jcoopes5604 Před 6 měsíci +6

      Vote 🗳️

    • @davekay9495
      @davekay9495 Před 6 měsíci

      I tried at the polls. Never again. Florida is fixed to be red and has been since 2000. Voting isn't secure for Dems in this state

    • @carlrodrigues6919
      @carlrodrigues6919 Před 6 měsíci

      From your lips to God's ears ..FDT

  • @terrancekayton007
    @terrancekayton007 Před 6 měsíci +3

    Great monologue, guys and gals! I was rollin’ the entire time 😂.

  • @rosemarymceathron4037
    @rosemarymceathron4037 Před 6 měsíci +6

    Dear Stephen. I'm happy that you are back on the air. Really missed you those terrible five months you were gone. You always give a lift to my day. Thank you. 😊

  • @yurielcundangan9090
    @yurielcundangan9090 Před 6 měsíci +148

    What a circus of deplorable the GOP has become. A very dark day in Us history.🎉

    • @apepmedia3059
      @apepmedia3059 Před 6 měsíci

      The real one, of the Lizard People one? Asking for a friend.

    • @marvinmartin4692
      @marvinmartin4692 Před 6 měsíci

      It’s as though republicans are just a bunch of carnies!

  • @therealhiesenberg2731
    @therealhiesenberg2731 Před 6 měsíci +58

    Considering the fbi did the thing with Clinton's campaign i am perfectly fine with starting a trial around that day

    • @artbargra
      @artbargra Před 6 měsíci +8

      Funny how that doesn't even cross his mind, innit? It's almost like Republicans had selective memory or something.

  • @pdxpete48
    @pdxpete48 Před 6 měsíci +1

    I am so glad Stephen is back!!😄

  • @Ghostwolf82
    @Ghostwolf82 Před 5 měsíci

    Stephen, you are absolutely on fire in this video. Thank you for helping to spread the greatest gift in these dark times… laughter.

  • @wtf1185
    @wtf1185 Před 6 měsíci +135

    I grew up riding horses and most everybody I knew wore boots with the 2-1/2 inch riding heel, and I never ever saw a pair with curled up toes like that. Well, I mean what do you expect he's a republican, and just like fish gotta swim and birds gotta fly, republicans gotta lie.

    • @Dadtheimpaler
      @Dadtheimpaler Před 6 měsíci +1

      I thought that Stephen's boots were curled up at the toes almost as much as Ron's, which seemed to undermine his whole point. If I were DeSantis and responding to this, I think it would be a pretty easy win. But I'm no cowboy boot expert.

    • @irenafarm
      @irenafarm Před 6 měsíci +9

      I think the boots Colbert had on, were extremely large. The shaft was popping back and forth when he was jigging. I’m guessing they dug them out of Costuming at the last minute.

    • @wtf1185
      @wtf1185 Před 6 měsíci +12

      @@Dadtheimpaler Nah, that's normal for cowboy boots, it's how they're made. Satan's boots, oh, excuse me DEsatan's boots though, were curled up like elf shoes.

    • @user-wl8rr7wb4y
      @user-wl8rr7wb4y Před 6 měsíci +2

      Ain't that the truth 😂.

    • @user-wl8rr7wb4y
      @user-wl8rr7wb4y Před 6 měsíci +3

      ​@@DadtheimpalerColbert isn't running for political office.

  • @yurielcundangan9090
    @yurielcundangan9090 Před 6 měsíci +185

    What a circus of deplorable the GOP has become. A very dark day in Us history❤❤

  • @ChantalQC1969
    @ChantalQC1969 Před 6 měsíci +4

    LOVE tonight's segment!

  • @MarthaRoseMoore415
    @MarthaRoseMoore415 Před 6 měsíci +1

    Good gravy, I missed you people!!! Hooray for UNIONS and those with whom they collectively bargain ❤❤❤
    Thanks for the laughs.

  • @elizabethzon569
    @elizabethzon569 Před 6 měsíci +17

    The "powdering his nose" joke was very funny. I think it was said too fast that it was not caught by the audience.

  • @atisharahbar
    @atisharahbar Před 6 měsíci +809

    The Joe Biden skit was Stephen's way of showing, how close AI is to perfection and an actual topic of concern.

    • @chelsealindsay4821
      @chelsealindsay4821 Před 6 měsíci +65

      If they'd used a prompt that said "Coal Bear" instead of "Colbert", it would've been perfect. As it is, it's still scarily accurate!

    • @A808K
      @A808K Před 6 měsíci +78

      It is a concern. The other day I asked Siri: "How are you today?" The response: "Happy to be alive." 🤔

    • @sheilaboston7051
      @sheilaboston7051 Před 6 měsíci +54

      Was watching something on YT the other day, when an ad came on and I was suddenly listening to Barak Obama's voice while watching a random guy ... advertising door cameras. Like millions, when I hear Obama's voice I listen. The implications of this are horrifying.

    • @Pecisk
      @Pecisk Před 6 měsíci +29

      Voice synth by sample has been coming for a long time, and yes, it is indeed quite scary if people don't verify who and how it is being said.

    • @leewood729
      @leewood729 Před 6 měsíci +30

      So...... was that really Biden or a Deep Fake? WE NEED CREDITS...

  • @OneThousandHomoDJs
    @OneThousandHomoDJs Před 6 měsíci +3

    Every time these guys deliver the news about Trump's latest legal woes, I'm AMAZED that they're not giggling while they were talking about how fucked Trump is, and how he KNOWS it. It makes ME smile every time; if I had to deliver these monologues, I'd be giddy about the news, every time.

  • @uainediabhal9689
    @uainediabhal9689 Před 6 měsíci +13

    Are you kidding me? Johnson will criminalize women reading and wearing pants

  • @sinisterstanzas
    @sinisterstanzas Před 6 měsíci +16

    This monologue had some zingers! Great writing

  • @CourageKarnga
    @CourageKarnga Před 6 měsíci +347

    No matter how high his heels are, he'll never be lifted into the Oval Office. He's the embodiment of everything wrong with Florida!

    • @Broadwaybuff-pi1qg
      @Broadwaybuff-pi1qg Před 6 měsíci +11

      He just wants to look like he's taller than Minnie Mouse.

    • @user-wl8rr7wb4y
      @user-wl8rr7wb4y Před 6 měsíci +15

      That's what they said about Trump and we duly suffered for it. Note to self don't count villains out. Not until after the election is over 😳😢. Then hope and pray they don't cause an insurrection when they lose.

    • @Buffykc62
      @Buffykc62 Před 6 měsíci +6

      I live here! The place sucks

    • @kingace6186
      @kingace6186 Před 6 měsíci

      Florida is a beautiful state that deserves better than trashy Republicans and rich assholes who move there once they get old.

    • @Buffykc62
      @Buffykc62 Před 6 měsíci +2

      @@James__Smith I was actually talking about my state of Florida, not my country!

  • @gabestorm7150
    @gabestorm7150 Před 6 měsíci +1

    You are the greatest Steve, we love you, keep it up!!!!!!!!

  • @Iroc2345
    @Iroc2345 Před 6 měsíci +3

    Love this man!! TU for my daily laugh during these crazy times Stephen Colbert!

  • @EN-kr3xt
    @EN-kr3xt Před 6 měsíci +32

    Jokes tonight were ON FIRE! 😂

    • @user-wl8rr7wb4y
      @user-wl8rr7wb4y Před 6 měsíci

      Rollers actually. As in rolling 🤣 with sheer laughter 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣.

  • @judithbradford9130
    @judithbradford9130 Před 6 měsíci +59

    the visible heels on the boots make him at least two inches "taller" which he definitely uses to aid his standard bullying schtick. This is a man who deliberately mispronounced Thai as "Thigh" at the restaurant on each first date. so he could test whether the date would correct him. He doesn't LIKE being corrected, so he would only want to continue a date if the woman let him keep saying it wrong. That is pathology.

    • @bradleyheck7204
      @bradleyheck7204 Před 6 měsíci +12

      Prime Fascist Pig Sign.

    • @marvinmartin4692
      @marvinmartin4692 Před 6 měsíci

      In 43 years of being around republicans, I can attest to republicans cannot tolerate being corrected! They get totally triggered by that!

    • @katherineweber8955
      @katherineweber8955 Před 6 měsíci +7

      Sure is. Wants deference even when he's wrong. Very insecure.

    • @Broadwaybuff-pi1qg
      @Broadwaybuff-pi1qg Před 6 měsíci +6

      Why am I not remotely surprised. It fits everything else this guy has said and done and the way his personality has turned off so many voters. It's why his campaign has tanked after people initially thought he would be the only challenge to Trump.

    • @viddork
      @viddork Před 6 měsíci

      If she doesn't correct him, it's probably because she's already decided he's not worth a second date.

  • @marjoriegarland2798
    @marjoriegarland2798 Před 6 měsíci +2

    "Are your toes just happy to see me?" 🤪 😁

  • @LaGuerre19
    @LaGuerre19 Před 6 měsíci +1

    "I'm a cowboy!" I layed myself down on the floor while I was wheezing laughing at this so I could say: ROTFLMAO omg
    Thanks for helping me laugh at fascists and weak little bullies like Desantis, Stephen. I needed that.

  • @whiskyjames4200
    @whiskyjames4200 Před 6 měsíci +57

    When Donald Trump finds out about Ron DeSantis' small feet, then he'll be in bigger trouble.

  • @jasonbowen3842
    @jasonbowen3842 Před 6 měsíci +10

    I feel incredibly blessed, what gorgeous knees you have Stephen. He Commits to the bit, and that deserves much respect. Much respect.

    • @user-ff8vo1se8v
      @user-ff8vo1se8v Před 6 měsíci

      Much love❤❤

    • @jimmio3727
      @jimmio3727 Před 6 měsíci

      Your comment is a lot to unpack. You're religious and you have a knee fetish. You also added He after starting the sentence with Commits, but never corrected the capitalization, or you think that word needed emphasized. You work for the department of redundancy department, much respect.

  • @NikolaHoward
    @NikolaHoward Před 6 měsíci +4

    You and the writers are on fire Stephen. That little break to set the world to rights did y'all the world of good. (Even if we all missed you!)
    And yes, Don jr needs a Burns dressing!

  • @lynn2914
    @lynn2914 Před 6 měsíci +1

    Love you Colbert! Best night show host!!

  • @shermanculbertson6244
    @shermanculbertson6244 Před 6 měsíci +272

    The last five years would’ve been so much more difficult with Stephen. Thank you to everyone at the Late Show.

    • @gentlehorst
      @gentlehorst Před 6 měsíci +46

      Do you want to edit your comment by editing with into without?!

    • @LD86
      @LD86 Před 6 měsíci +18

      The last three years would have been so much worse if Nectarine Nero was at the helm. Can you imagine his response to Putin invading Ukraine and Hamas attacking Israel? He would hand just handed the terrorists on all sides what they want because “they are so smart and savvy”

    • @beebuzz959
      @beebuzz959 Před 6 měsíci +13

      @@LD86 Why do you think Putin was able to attack Ukraine? Because t-rump gave him everything he wanted, including removing sanctions that prevented him from doing so. Why do you think Hamas attacked Israel? t-rump put an embassy in Jerusalem and declared it belonged to Israel. So they took it to heart and kicked people out of their homes and put them on the streets. A great film to watch that explains it much better is "Praying for Armageddon".

    • @sheilaboston7051
      @sheilaboston7051 Před 6 měsíci

      @@beebuzz959 Yep. That's why no other (smart) president moved the embassy to Jerusalem - they were keeping it for leverage. Art of the Deal my a*se.

    • @Richard_Nickerson
      @Richard_Nickerson Před 6 měsíci +11

      Without*?

  • @gamepapa1211
    @gamepapa1211 Před 6 měsíci +133

    "It's the most basic of $hit: if we can't trust you about your height, then why the HELL should we trust you about ANYTHING!?" - Christopher Titus on Ron DeSantis, Armageddon Update

    • @bonniejosavland3227
      @bonniejosavland3227 Před 6 měsíci +18

      Yep, & his Wikipedia says 5’9” while his wife is 5’6” & she can’t wear heels 👠 around him! He also places shorter people around himself to make him appear taller. Tall men get placed in the background 😳😭🤔💀 #InsecureRon

    • @LD86
      @LD86 Před 6 měsíci +14

      LOL just like Trump claiming he’s 6’3 and 215lbs. Liars, the lot of ‘em! 😂

    • @user-wl8rr7wb4y
      @user-wl8rr7wb4y Před 6 měsíci +2

      Remember the clown's baby boy has got to be at least a foot taller than him😊.

  • @irenehigginbotham6392
    @irenehigginbotham6392 Před 6 měsíci

    Wow! The business suit and cowboy boot visual!❤

  • @ronareid7956
    @ronareid7956 Před 6 měsíci

    Best of Music People! Missing Jon very very much, but i m crying here. We Need More of this MUSIC!!

  • @victorejiogu8534
    @victorejiogu8534 Před 6 měsíci +32

    As a Nigerian, my nephew is a Nigerian prince....is both sad and funny.

    • @olubunmionasanya2566
      @olubunmionasanya2566 Před 6 měsíci +4

      For me, it is sad.... this should be a wake up call for the Nigerian youth and governments.

    • @libellule193
      @libellule193 Před 6 měsíci +2

      This is what we receive as Spam mails.

  • @convictrumpnow
    @convictrumpnow Před 6 měsíci +24

    You should invite Ben Meisales on your show.

  • @knightshade71
    @knightshade71 Před 6 měsíci

    Hot dam! Won't he do? won't he say it? Steve Colbert, thank you for being here for us! Missed your sophisticated wit.

  • @johnzeszut3170
    @johnzeszut3170 Před 6 měsíci +1

    What a show! What an entertainer! About as much fun as a flood in the Fizzies Factory.

  • @notsure1969
    @notsure1969 Před 6 měsíci +50

    The show came back at the perfect time and it feels good to laugh at the absurdity of everything instead of yell and cry.

  • @IbizaToniTL
    @IbizaToniTL Před 6 měsíci +187

    I find it slightly annoying that now that Colbert his back, he’s not going on with his schtick of not naming Trump and using random tweets that people sent him in 2021, after the insurrection. It was quite funny to see that, and I kinda miss it

    • @tsstevensts
      @tsstevensts Před 6 měsíci

      T**** did admit he lost the elected. He conceded. So now he can go by his official name, Old Mac 'n Cheeto Donald.

    • @kindlin
      @kindlin Před 6 měsíci +5

      @@AhStuttgart Yeah, but it was almost a straight transition. He did like one test case, it was fire, and then he went full into it. I feel like there could have been some more fun with toying with the whole thing, at least over a few episodes. I mean, the shit that happens is so insane, it wouldn't take long for some truly satirical writing to have to take place.

    • @doloresreynolds8145
      @doloresreynolds8145 Před 6 měsíci +12

      I think the court cases and the Trump campaign rallies these last few months, beginning a lead up to the primaries, may have motivated him to be more specific in his references to the future Sultan of the Cellblock.

    • @bodotrenaud7441
      @bodotrenaud7441 Před 6 měsíci +7

      I actually regret that he started to use his name as well. Not using tweet is fine but just never using trump name not give him any publicity would be nice

    • @cliffkilpatrick7430
      @cliffkilpatrick7430 Před 6 měsíci +25

      Yep. He had viewers send in pet names for Trump but must have used them all up. My favorite was the Count of Mostly Crisco.😂

  • @bizzmoneyb
    @bizzmoneyb Před 6 měsíci +1

    "I just realized that U.S. spells 'us'.
    Isn't that genius." Yes Donald! And you did such a good job tying your shoes today!!

  • @Fuchsbau101
    @Fuchsbau101 Před 6 měsíci +1

    Loved the presidential phone call.

  • @Opus313
    @Opus313 Před 6 měsíci +68

    Ron's lifts just adds to the fashion crimes the little feller commits!

    • @VoteBidentoSaveDemocracy
      @VoteBidentoSaveDemocracy Před 6 měsíci +6

      And the lies about it just add to his cowardice. A "real man" would own his height and take on a fight with Trump.

    • @mapples007
      @mapples007 Před 6 měsíci +5

      That's why he had those custom white rubbers.

    • @midknight
      @midknight Před 6 měsíci +1

      Spent his political career attacking LGBTQ
      Wears a suit and heels
      Right……

    • @dejexbek7092
      @dejexbek7092 Před 6 měsíci

      ​@@VoteBidentoSaveDemocracy¹1¹+0q

    • @margo3367
      @margo3367 Před 6 měsíci +4

      @@mapples007 Those white Wellies were a fashion faux pas extraordinaire! 😅

  • @DustyJones1997BGCL
    @DustyJones1997BGCL Před 6 měsíci +95

    I love Stephen Colbert's monologues they keep us sane and entertained ❤❤❤

  • @CyberBeep_kenshi
    @CyberBeep_kenshi Před 6 měsíci

    "...... clown"
    Standing ovation here 👏👏👏

  • @SatMornPod
    @SatMornPod Před 6 měsíci +2

    Don Jr. was asking what kind of insecure man has to wear lifts in his shoes. The same kind of man who claims to be 215 when he's clearly not.