Marjorie Taylor Greene Is Back On Twitter | Mike Lindell Thinks He Has A Shot At RNC Chair
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- čas přidán 30. 11. 2022
- Elon Musk’s new rules for Twitter have allowed Covid misinformation back on the platform, as well as previously-banned users like Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene. Elsewhere in the GOP, MyPillow CEO Mike Lindell is throwing his hat in the ring for chairman of the Republican National Committee.
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“They don’t hate free speech. They’re mad at you because you freed hate speech” 🎤 that’s a certified BAR, Stephen! 🔥
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Absolute friggin mic drop!
yup just silence people for the opinions we dont like- every democrat
@@maceyschitzs9093 no
Strange that she didn't object to people wearing masks on January 6th.
Absolutely great comment
And the "pole watchers" in Arizona.
That's a good ones.
@@t.nelson9345 p
Hey now Marjorie still is against blm so that's something we can all be thankful for lol look at the actual numbers and the insurrection is jack poo compared to blms mayhem and death...yes death way more than the insurrection watch something besides left wing media many are waking up,you should too
Lol, I literally deleted my Twitter the same DAY musk took over. I had NO doubt he would do what he did
"They're after me Musky Charms!"
Died.
“They don’t hate free speech. They’re mad at you because you freed hate speech”. Give the writer a raise. What a line!
Absolute perfection. Short, pithy, to the point. Complete gold.
excellent
@@danieldreyer4254”Oh will someone think of the poor fascists😢”. That’s what you sound like. Besides, a company like Twitter is not even capable of violating someone’s right to free speech because they AREN’T THE GOVERNMENT! Seriously, what do you people not get about that? It’s the right to free speech, not the right to perpetuate your victim complex.
@@danieldreyer4254 It is not about what people think. It's about how incendiary rhetoric can lead to violent actions. We've seen it again and again since social media platforms have become a prominent mode of social communication.
@@danieldreyer4254 Hate speech is subjective? To falsely yell fire in a crowded theatre is subjective? How about claiming historical facts are false is subjective too?? You make no sense in either context or subject matter.
America has had the most progressive free speech laws in the world, however there are limits to anything and everything. Although the laws defining free speech are pretty lax and nave been interpreted differently by both action and word by the Judicial branch, the U.S. Constitution and Bill of Rights still have free speech limitations in it even though it was written over 200 years ago. Burning a US flag is not considered treasonous, but an expression of free speech, and that decision was upheld by the judges. Yet to speak or act out against the government, or to provide aid and comfort to the enemy of the U.S. IS treason... Why isn't it considered free speech? You wrote that is a purely political agenda. THAT MAKES NO SENSE!!!!!
I'm glad I left Twitter. I wouldn't want to be associated with MTG even remotely.
I play Magic the Gathering and am somehow ashamed they're both abbreviated as mtg...
I was trying to be hopeful and stayed on the fence for a while but cut ties a couple weeks ago. I hate when I encounter folks I want to follow but are only on Twitter.
@@dirtyfrench2926 ive gotten some concerned looks from people overhearing me and buds talking bout big (Reanimator) black decks in mtg vs white weenies (another type of deck). after an incident like that you all get real careful with word choice in public real quick.
@@somebodynamedsomething9751 I've got a weird sense of humor... I would 100% get a kick out of that and laugh at their expense.
@@dirtyfrench2926 weird humor best humor... shit was damn near impossible to not burst into laughter from.
I am SOOO grateful for the humor of sane men with brains 😂 and it restored my faith in the future
GL31JR u u
Aaa 12*split
“-Mike Lindell, seen here challenging a mailbox to a karate fight.”
I am so far beyond high that I had to stop making my plate of food and rewind that for a second laugh, I can see that shit in my head and it’s absolutely amazing. Need that cosplay Mike from Jimmy Kimmel to enact that scene for me.
Approximately 877,000 twitter users closed their accounts in the past 2 weeks.
By next week it will be two million. Hopefully it goes out of business. Zuck Face next!
Just goes to show that even if you have a ton of money, you can still be a dumbass. I hope twitter crashes and burns and he loses all that he put into it. It’s enjoyable to watch idiots squirm.
@@ldfreitas9437 maybe that's the plan. It's a ridiculous platform used by so many people (watching this play out 🍦
MTG is such a class act! And knowledgeable. Maybe she can explain her medical theories to all the surgeons who wear masks while performing surgery.
She's the queen of the dipshits.
Exactly how professional is she?
@Kate Coombs your comment is the first I've read in which the sarcasm comes through, on a rocket.
F in A, exactly! Plus farts are gas woman!!! Go back to school lady!
Undoubtedly, they wear masks to not have to smell the farts...
I get a lot of insane information on twitter just because I follow some American actors, writers, comedians... And thank God this show puts it in perspective at the end of the week (can watch all episodes of week on Saturday at tv over here). "They don't hate speech, they hate you because you freed hate speech" is 💪
I'm Stephen from Missouri and you
And everyone's scared 👀 but dude it's the internet. You should be allowed to talk with hatred, just expect people to block you. BUT SHOULDNT automatically consor EVERYTHING because that just leads to issues of things being censored, that the public actually should be seeing... like Ch*na committing gen**ide...
The entire Lindell bit had me crying with laughter, honestly the writers deserve all the applause
It was reported that numerous celebrities cut ties with Balenciaga after a My Pillow pillow was spotted in Balenciaga's children's BDSM ad.
I'm Stephen from Missouri and you
The funniest part was Stephen Colbert as Freddie Mercury! 😂🤣
@@customer5032 what do u mean
Funny how a simple man who makes pillows for a living has more courage humility love and consideration. What did you say you had again?
I left the dumpster fire that is Twitter a while ago.
I take great pride in the fact that I was never on it
MSNBC described it a few weeks ago as, “… the entirely predictable, slow, rolling. Five alarm, thermonuclear dumpster fire…”
The RNC chair shall be decided by pillow fight!
It has to be with those bricks Mike Pillow sells.
😂😂😂
I'm the Pillow Fight Master!
My pillow will put in some patented my rocks in his my pillows to win the fight.
Sure, but the dem lems have just voted an "Election Denier" to lead the dem minority in the house Hakeem Jefferies, that to this day is still denying the 2016 presidential election! LOL I wonder if this shill colbert will ever play that old tune again?
“They’re after me musky charms.” 😂
I might be the only one to say this, but anyone that has ever performed improv knows that Stephen Colbert does the best space work! Always picks up an (invisible) object the way one would with an actual object, handles it so well you actually believe it’s there, and Never forgets to discard the objects properly as well. I’ve only seen one player his equal and that was my former teacher, John Thies (RIP, brother 😔) who taught at The Hothouse Improvisational Theatre in Noho (LA). He Once spent 3-4 minutes in silence “touching” things in an improved room so well that the entire audience was enthralled with how amazingly well he showed us this invisible room and its contents. Total Master class in improv in the span of approx. 40 min set. 🤯 And, if memory serves, John actually did some work w/ Stephen in the Second City days in the ‘90’s, Amazing performers, the both of them. 🙏
Crazy Mike in charge of the RNC. What a Christmas present!
Mitch the turtle 🐢 McConnell tried to call Mike Pillow to tell him that he won't be head of the RNC but the FBI still has his phone.
@@tomcostello8220 😂
WHAT.
@@1hawtMetz he meant Trump...that would be a present
At the rate they're going, he'd probably get the job too.
"Seen here...releasing doves into a wind turbine" 🤣🤣
Awesome monologue, Mr. Colbert...one of the best ever!! Thank you 😂
I'm Stephen from Missouri and you
The Marjorie bit 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
"the unholy mess her loins have wrought"🤣😂🤣
"Speaking of things that are starting to smell bad..... Elon Musk".
Started right from the jump did Stephen tonight!
Please
Please let pillow man win that. The bungling that'll occur is fucking fantastic.
Absolutely well written and well said ! All my support from France.
@@allanford2663 Take your pills man. I can tell that you know the history version we teach to our children or you only know the part you read on a 4chan forums, read an history book and learn were your country made is wealth while the world was at war. Anyway as Mark Twain said " Never argue with stupid people. They will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience".
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You sure are cute
MT Green is one of those individuals that fills up the Deplorable Basket all by herself.
And by heck are there a lot of those individuals.
She's a jar of mixed nuts all by herself.
A lot!!!!
Double the size of GITMO. Add a mental ward. Be sure to include an electroshock 'therapy' lab, and a lobotomy procedure room. And some do not deserve such kindness (Gaetz). They get a rubber room and we can compile video of them bouncing off the walls trying to break their neck to get it over with... or the Thorazine route. drool baby drool. I figure about 600 oath sworn public officials participated in Trumps planned, scheduled coup attempt. Every last one should do a minimum of twenty years, and that includes Justice Thomas and 'his best friend'. And some civilians as well. I get a feeling ol' Newt had a hand in this shit stew as well. Let them roast and whither in the hot Cuban Sun. Never to set foot on free soil again, many of them. Good riddance. You might be able to tell... this kid ain't happy. I want prison terms. Every last 'player'.
I say these are "immediately arrestable offenses". The Capitol Police should don full SWAT regalia and march onto the House Floor and arrest Marjorie Taylor Green, Lauren Boebert, Josh Hawley, And Jim Jordan, and Gohmert, and Gosar, and Loudermilk, and other direct 'players' in Trump's planned and mapped out scheme. And if they resist, TAZE their asses, bros! ALL deserve to be removed from their ability to walk on free soil. No bond as ALL represent not only a flight risk, but a risk of further incitement, a direct threat to the security of the nation. Try them right from their cells. We have the technology. And I would not forget to retain the "new inmate intake interrogation lab" either.
I am not playing around. These guys thought they could play around with our government? Some of them deserve the firing squad and we should add a firing squad yard to the prison as well. And do not forget the potter's graveyard out back. No ceremony, no funeral, no grave marker... hell, no coffin. Worm food.
This kid is NOT happy. I demand redress. I demand criminal prosecution. I demand imprisonment of all of those convicted.
Wake up, America.
Do u ever wonder...who does support her?
We're gonna need more baskets.
Wow Stephen took no prisoners tonight, going after ELON MUSK,the MY PILLOW JERK,and MARJORIE TAYLOR GREEN'S "FARTS"😱😱😱
The Three Stooges
You would think someone so full of hot air would understand gas exchange, MTG is a mess 🤦♀️
Stephen's monologues are hands down the coldest in the game. The writing team + His deliveries are undefeated.
And someday, because of his inspired ideas translated to "comedy", you'll achieve all you hoped for.
I can't wait. 🙂
I dropped Twitter a couple of months ago because of the Bots and BS...So glad I'm off
“But Lindell’s been like a son to… oh, yeah.” That was me *done*! 😂
so now that twitter can go back to being a garbage fire what does that mean for Parlor and Truth Social?
Writers were on point last night. And as always, immaculate delivery
I wish I had ever used Twitter, so that I could rage quit. Unfortunately I don't have that privilege.
I'm proud I can say the same for Twitter, Facebook, and all that bs...
@@dirtyfrench2926 me too. I'd would rage quit if I'd ever gotten one of the stupid things ..but... ain't been that dumb
I did set up a Twitter account eons ago, but after going on it a few times, realized it was not for me. I found it useless. I’m really not that interested in people’s random thoughts. They’re not very interesting.
"Seven Chili Pepper Nuclear Butt Wind" is unbelievably poetic mastery.
'...do you have that in a thong ? ' followed shortly after by
' just get a brita ' (as in a filter for ..) got us all literally ROTFL
Knocked it out of the ballpark with this one!
I'm Stephen from Missouri and you
I just want to say... that as a Minnesotan... please don't judge us all by Mike Lindell. I assure you the majority of us are quite sane.
You statement should probably carry the addendum that it doesn't apply towards the end of February, when most of us up here are so stir crazy we could go full Shining at any moment.
I know people in the Northern Tier states. Lindell isn't ANYTHING like Minnesotans. He has got to be certifiable.
We know it's a blue state, so we assume Lindell is not the norm. I've been there myself like 5 times. Saw Dylan and the Dead at the Metrodome in 1986.
Mike Lindell reminds me of the old men in Silicon Valley so if it makes y’all feel better this Californian will claim him for the Silicon Valley dumpsterfire
Take comfort, friend: I mostly judge you by Prince, Bob Dylan and Al Franken. And y’all never disappoint 👍🏽
I don't understand how people continue to complain about Twitter, but don't leave.
That's the American way...complain and do nothing
The sooner all these lunatics tear down the social media machine the better!!
Kudos to the writers’ excellent opening and Colbert’s delivery.😂
I wouldn’t have survived a month in this insane world without Stephen. Thanks for always making me laugh and smile.
He wasn't always around, but this place has been crazy forever.
You know, stuff is really, still very weird, but I way prefer 2022 to some of these other trash years we've had. Thanks to Stephen for getting us through.
@@billfoster5257 Thanks, it's good to remember it's not just in my lifetime, and learn to relax and enjoy my time here, instead of getting too rapped up in today's news.
Yes, and the way he roasts Congress members like Greene, Jordan, Boebert, McCarthy, and Cruz is divine justice!
I hate it when they aren’t on!!!
I love the “dancing with that chicken” bit! Please don’t let it die!
It’s the new “is potato” 😂
steven colbert just gets better my stomach hurts laughing so much i love the colbert show
I'm Stephen from Missouri and you
OMG, Colbert and his writers are truly the greatest comedians that ever lived. His delivery and physical comedy + dancing is simply the best. I have never been much for potty humor, but that was truly epic! Bravo to you and your team Stephen, lol!!
blink twice if you are allright
@@xLordOfNothingx Why do you waste your time with nonsense replies?
@@rebeccahenderson7761 Why do you waste your time drooling over a shameless leftist hack who tries to pass himself off as a comedian?
I'm Stephen from Missouri and you
Where is Q? Why you have this weirdo cult? Why one of your leader again exposes to be an pedophile?
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 The way I've screamed during this whole monologue...Stephen I'm sending you my hospital bill if I get hurt laughing at you so hard. You do me in every single time. Hilarious and a comedic genius. Brilliant man 🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾
And that brass section! Wow!
I can't wait for his mono on the Hunter Biden thing with Twit and the DNC, good times ahead!
I know right?
Recent examples of hate speech:
-If you're not vaccinated for Covid you shouldn't receive health care or have a job!
-Biological females who can't beat Lia Thompson and say she has an unfair competitive edge should practice more instead of being transphobic bigots!
-Minorities who don't vote blue are sell out race traitors who don't know what's good for them!
-If you don't like Twitter then go build your own platform!
OMG the entire MTG bit was outstanding! Thank God for you..... I needed that laugh so badly!
Best JIG I've seen in years Mr. Colbert. Nice!
Steven, Steven, Steven... oh my... how shall I put this... New Jersey is the Garden State... California is the Golden State!
I am so glad that I've never used Twitter.
Me too
I truly hope more major advertisers leave Twitter .
Yeah if were lucky the celebrities will stay and we can leave that trash pit to burn and die
What a banger of a monologue!
This is so much fun coming back to (the 8$ verification fee fiasco) this after a few months. Still hilarious!
Looks like Elon is throwing out everything at Twitter, *including* the kitchen sink! Also, that Lindel impression was great!
When I first saw that picture of Musk walking into twit headquarters with that sink my mind immediately went to 'him taking everything including the kitchen sink`. I didn't read the joke he was actually trying to make untill later.
that pic of him walking into the building carrying a sink? He was there to sink it. He knew it then. That was the plan.
How could someone as smart as Colbert not understand what Musk is doing?
He’s not “freeing hate speech”, he’s preventing one side from dominating the platform with fake bots. I’m Left leaning, but what he’s doing is the absolute best thing that could have happened for the platform; he’s making it fair. And he’s not letting people say whatever they want. He instituted rules that would ban hate speech. He just banned Kanye.
Seth Meyers gets it.
@@samuraigundam0079 czcams.com/video/GGn25URIss8/video.html&ab_channel=527dannyb
@@ianmiller6040 I’m sorry you and your bot army won’t be able to cancel people for a bad joke or simply being republican and not believing in everything you do, in lock step.
I sure hope and pray Lindell gets the RNC chair. It will be the ultimate GQP reach around. I’m here for it.🍿
Poor Georgia. Between green and walker, they don't have a chance.
MTG actually said that? How on earth? Oh, never mind 🙄
Marjorie Taylor Green farted? I'm so sorry...I thought that was her breath.
You mean to tell me she doesn't walk on her hands and that's not an ass? I learn something new every day...
Probably is1🤣
Well when you talk out of your ass like she does......
As an irish american allow me to say i find his stereo typing of my proud nationality quite offensive and accurate .
‘‘Twas the night before Christmas and all thru the house not a creature was stirring not even a mouse 🐁. The Lights at Mar A Lardo were bright red and blue, Prosecutors with handcuffs were looking for you know who?
"Do they hate free speech in America?" I guess the good thing about Elon is that he demonstrates eloquently the reality that the richest people in the world are really just as dumb or smart as the rest of us, but with a lot more money and power.
we need Leaders to help restore our democratics life and rebuild America's Souls
True
You won't find them in the souless Democratic party full of fake Catholics.
Twitter is a cesspool... you have better things to do with your time...
Colbert at his funniest! As far as twitter is concerned I dropped it!
Holy Cow Stephen you get better day to day and I didn't think you could better because you are already the greatest.
Lowered Expectations.
I'm Stephen from Missouri and you
@@dkamphaus43 ?
@@stephenstephen7371 Thanks for your intro, Stephen Colbert, thank you
@@vickiedixon9745 do you mind if we chat on WhatsApp or Gmail
I'd love to be the first guy to tell MTG, "Well, that's why wearing your underwear on your face is Not recommended. Yes Marjorie, even the really thick ones"
It doesn’t help that corporations and advertisers can no longer call their direct contacts in Twitter because they have been fired. So they can’t buy ads, even if they wanted to!
Also, Apple did no such thing. What did happen was that some Apple execs deleted their accounts, mostly in response to Trumpster Fire being reinstated, and Musk just fever-dreamed that it was corporate policy.
Excellent point
Not to worry, he's a genius playing 4D chess
@@joanday5981More like "Kerplunk"…
@@smoothrocky1847 🤭😆😆
Exploding robots... Finally, we get a new reason to use the term "blow-up doll."
Love the last sneaky bit calling out Mayor Adams! Well played👏
Similarly to how my underwear prevents me dusting my family with fecal particles… a mask catches some of the spew when a sick person sneezes. Mind blowing how some people are interested in helping others stay healthy rather than entirely their own concerns.
🤣🤣🤣 man, that is so goddam gross, but hilarious as hell!
That, and there’s also the fact that hydrogen sulfide, one of the main stinky components of farts, is WAY tinier than a virus particle. There’s a big difference between blocking aerosols and blocking individual aromatic molecules.
Oh damn! New word of the decade: ASSNADO. Thank you, Mr. Colbert.
I removed Twitter from my phone after the lastime I got a notice about a Lauren Boebert post.
thank you for that Kenga Magjike bit, it made my day hearing my favourite comedian speaking my mother tongue! Faleminderit Stephen!
Marjorie Toilet Greene takes the term ‘stupidity’ to new heights.
Don't insult toilets, at least they're useful. MTG is always full of sh*t
Or new depths.
@Mike Oxbig ikr, she makes stupidity look smart.
She's an ignorant twat.. she needs to be shown the exit.
Because divorce matters.
She’s fragrantly exposing the gazpacho police and their peach tree dishes, to promote Marshal law.
YES!!! Lindell for the RNC chair. PLEEEASE Santa. 🙏
One of your best monologues ever.
I can't wait for his mono on the Hunter Biden thing with Twit and the DNC, good times ahead!
Compared to what?
I'm Stephen from Missouri and you
@@dkamphaus43
Well... how about you take a few hours to think about the very question you asked. What on this planet could you possibly imagine this monologue was being compared to if it were not being compared to previous monologues Stephen performed on this very show?
Do you think it was being compared to an apple? Perhaps a car?
Reading comprehension. It's not as if a whole lot is being asked nor expected. Your failed attempt to judge another's personal opinion has been detected. Try respectable, civilized discussion from here on out if you wish not to be called out.
Damn, I saw that MTG tweet. I just shook my head at the time and posted .... "And... they're off!". I was expecting the stupidity level to rise exponentially. I wasn't disappointed.
I needed a laugh so bad. Thank you Stephen
Stephen, you rock. Give the staff a raise lol
😁😊 I would never have made the Mike Pillow/Freddie Mercury mustache connection.
MTG just keeps going lower.
New name for mtg: queen of facts or perhaps just simply fart queen. Way to go margie!
Protect Colbert at ALL costs.
If he disappeared tomorrow he wouldn't be missed except by other Democrat shills.
@@johnbrowne3950 loser loser, pants on fire
@@johnbrowne3950 "Everyone who disagrees with me is a shill" - a subhuman
@@xXEGPXx They're sick , you can't help them.
@@johnbrowne3950 You are so right, there ain't anything left in your head.
Glad to hear that MTG prefers wearing Fruit of the Loom boxers with a FLY! 🤣
I cannot express how important you are to the sane people! You are a national treasure!
He is a national joke. Sane? Like all the people in his audience still wearing masks like little cultists despite no regulation or science saying it is necessary and no one else doing it? You people are in a cult.
International treasure!
That free speech definition ...
THANK YOU!!! No one says that enough!
"and purple nazi's"....LOL! I love the little jig at the end 😆
"Dancing wth that chicken" does not appear in any search results and so funny!. Guess they can't make money off that search result..
Colbert has gotten me thru some rough times.👏🏼👏🏼👍🏼🙌🏼💙
Pathetic.
Things sure are interesting. I way prefer 2022 to some of these other trash years we've had. Thanks to Stephen for getting us through.
@Glenn Davey ikr? 1638 was a total trash year.
And the 1340s.. the entire decade can be scratched as a loss.
The “Garden” State is New Jersey, #Stephen!
That stash is a throwback to Strangers With Candy LOL!
Never thought I'd see Stephen do a Freddie Mercury impersonation during one of his monologues 😁😁😂😂
Better than Mike Pillow.
That was hilarious! 😂🤣
@@asmith8692 Who is white and bad because of it.
He already impersonates Freddy in his other habits.
Your show is so intelligent and hilarious at the same time. Thank you Stephen.
Lol yea intelligent and hilarious if you're not that smart or funny
@@lettersandwordsandstuffs well, that's just, like, your opinion, man.
@@lettersandwordsandstuffs < Another butthurt MAGAdiot chimes in
@@lettersandwordsandstuffs Cope harder, snowflake...
Quick, Joseph, change that Steve to Stephen.
Good, Now let alllllllllllllllll The Lawsuits Begin 👍
I totally love Stephen!!!!!!!!!!
Thank you, thank you Stephen Colbert for your monologue every night, you give us a update on the news and can make us laugh about it! Your a true Patriot 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
fake news or half news ,ppl go look up the articles and think for urselves…
I get my news from Stephen Colbert. His version is all I can stomach. Works for me. ~~~^..^
@@cynthiacoker3880 we do get our own info. but the comedy is relief from it all.
@@cynthiacoker3880 this isn't news. It's satire.
@@cynthiacoker3880
Stop it. We do think for ourselves , This is for fun.
Love me some Colbert on a Thursday night!
😃😃😃😁That was a good one, Steven!!!👏👏👏👏👏👊👊👊👊
_The mustache makes Stephen look suspiciously like Ned Flanders..._
This was one of the absolute best monologues