Santos Grifted A Vet And His Sick Dog | MTG Gets Homeland Security Committee Seat
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- čas přidán 17. 01. 2023
- Stephen looks into the latest horrible accusations about Rep. George Santos, and Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene snagged a key committee assignment in the House.
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He didn't finish the dog story.
The dog died, and the veteran was forced to panhandle in order to come up with the money for her euthanization and cremation.
I want to rearrange Santos' face.
What an honest-to-God dick!
I'm normally a pacifist, but can I stand in line to take a shot at him?
LzrShark - Now *that's* a 'GoFundMe' people can get behind... 🤔
[I want to rearrange Santos' face.]
Which one of them?
Please let me help!
“Don’t let the absurdity of Santos and Trump distract you from the true danger they are.”
-Jon Stewart
*I listened to that clip today...* 🤔
Jon Stewart
I miss the rants on BS mountain. Stewart is a living God.
Too stiff a homeless disabled Vet is so disgusting. Gave that poor Vet hope that his best friend wouldn't pass away in pain. How low can a person go?! And Santos gets to sit in Congress and on committees no less. And we get to pay his salary. What a despicable bunch of Republicans we have in the House.
It isn't just the Republicans! Any system that allows this is disgusting
Santos is lower than whale dung!!!
They aren't Republicans; they're Trumpublicans. Big difference.
should hear what they think about POW war heroes like McCain, or gold star families & don't get them started on the disabled. True patriots.
They shoot horses 🐎 don’t they?
Santos case with the vet got even worse. The vet didn't get the money, so the dog died and he had to panhandle to get money for the cremation and funeral of his beloved dog.
I always thought that 'Go Fund Me' was regulated a little tighter.
Was it not authorized to see that the raised funds were 'properly' used?
They need to review/adjust their mission statement.
@@johnsonhunglo1993 guess it depends on how the gofundme was worded exactly...🤷 legal fineprint & such 🙄
@@johnsonhunglo1993 Platforms don't regulate. Or if they're forced to, they do it as poorly as possible within the extremely small budget allocated.
@@googiegress7459:
I do understand that 'Go Fund Me' is only a platform to raise money.
But, there should be some regulatory mechanism that assures that the funds raised are used for the stated purpose.
The platform has been used to raise funds for all types of things from vacations to major surgery.
In this instance, it was straight fraud!!!
( My neighbor has five sons, should I be able to start an education fund for them, and then not give them the money?)
@@johnsonhunglo1993 SHOULD, of course. Anyone who donates money into it should demand that oversight out of the website.
Marjorie Taylor Greene getting a Homeland Security Committee Seat is like a member of the Legion of Doom snagging a spot with the Justice League.
Best analogy I've heard in a while
Nice.
She’ll secure the world from the Jewish space lasers. Smfh 🤦♀️
Well, the Justice League Oversight Committee, but point taken.
@@yellowNred 'Jewish-ish' new republican phrase...
George "Dog Killer" Santos.
He didn't just steal money, he condemned a dog to a slow, agonizing death and forced a homeless veteran to watch it.
The GOP is apparently going full cartoon villain now.
You don't care about animals being condemned to slow agonizing deaths lmao don't pretend you do
The sadism is the point with that clot of congealed smegma, Mr. Santos/Devolder. I nominate him for sudden cessation of breath.
The homeless vet panhandled to have his service dog euthanized.
He also said on a news article, he had to panhandle for days to get the money for the suffering dog to be put down and cremated.
He said "It was the lowest, worst thing I ever had to do .."
This is what damage arrogant sociopathic money men and power types do to us all.
It's crazy how there are more systems of verification at an avg person's job than there is at government positions
Dems have to bear some blame… for not vetting an opponent!…. Very sloppy!
I had a roommate like George Santos once. She was a pathological liar. After 3 months I tried to get her family to stage an intervention (bc she was spending money she didn’t have, staying out late and leaving her kid home with me, and bringing home a new guy every night) but unfortunately they kept believing the lies. So I moved out and broke the lease. I wasn’t going to live with someone I couldn’t trust. And the sad part is, this ended a 20+ year friendship. It’s true, you never really know someone till you live with them!!
That friendship _had_ to end. Too bad you had to break your lease.
@@edgarcayce2.02 thankfully she found a new roommate to take over my portion and I was able to stay off that database of lease breakers/delinquents. Nice name btw lol
@@missyyy- Thank you. Didn't know there was such a database, but I'm glad you were able to stay off it.
That's why many marriages break up...incompatible living with each other.
😲 Omg... Similar situation!!!... 20+ year close friendship (like sisters) ended... & am trained in psychology but was blindsided by covert narcissistic Gaslighting, projection, splitting, scapegoating, stonewalling, etc. by the end of the 2 years we lived together!!! ~ Luckily made it out but not without some trauma symptoms. ~ Sadly this type of behavior seems to have become more prevalent or acceptable 😕?》So, I am thankful for those who shine a light on it to help us recognize & avoid what is toxic now.
Wouldn't it be nice if everytime we faced the debt ceiling they had to forfeit their salary until it's under control.
Yes! That would fix it in a hurry.
Makes MUCH more sense than stealing the money from Medicare and Social Security, which are separately funded from payroll taxes anyway.
I mean, public servant should only make minimum wage. You chose a life of service, not a life of wealth. Self-sacrifice is requirement for good public service. I personally prefer a system where the more power you have, the more of yourself you have to surrender. Your family, home, career, even your name. Money and Legacy are the wrong reasons to go into politics, so remove them from the equation.
The debt ceiling is self-imposed. Politicians created it. And politicians make a fuss about it. It's like me committing a crime and lamenting there are no police.
The US doesn't really owe anybody money. The US is a currency issuer. As such, it creates its own money through the treasury selling bonds and the Fed reserve buying them. The only limit to this is inflation. And as such, the interest rates were raised and more will need to be done. You and I can't print our own currency. Govt debt is different than personal or corporate debt. Govt debt is owed to itself (treasury to Fed reserve/central bank). Also, the US dollar is the primary trading currency in the world. So where the USD goes, so too do other currencies follow.
@TheNiliu
It's not their income, it's their Insider trading they are privy too. That and bribery...err lobbying by corporations to get bills passed, usually as a rider on page 348 in small print.
We can keep joking about Santo, but remember we are now paying his salary and health care. McCarthy is keeping him for his "yes" vote. I will never vote for a Republican,
Beverley, You a brainwashed dolt. Congratulations! Republicans are all that stand between you and the next crime wave. Wise up and Grow up.
Who's friggen joking?..most of us are furious
Never, ever, again.
He gets a nice pension and healthcare for the rest of his life.
Can you imagine the mental health care bill his shrink going to send when he finally cracks
WTH is going on with our govt? Does anyone vet these people? It is an embarrassment and disgusting.
You can thank the NY Dems for not vetting ANY of the GOP opponents who ran for congress!
Well, if the Speaker of the House had an ounce of integrity, then Santos would be gone. Sadly, that is not the case at all.
Thank you for mentioning the FEMA incident in Alaska. Those translators are going to have to pay back their contract funds and will receive civil penalties.
In his interview on NBC Nightly, the veteran described Santos as having "the devil behind his eyes."
That's the only way to describe a stone cold sociopath who smiles when scamming a homeless vet and his cancer diagnosed dog.
We can't allow such prolific lying to be the new normal. It's terrifying.
new normal?
it's been normal, nothing of any meaning impact actually happens to these people that do this.
i mean have you seen politicians? they lie constantly, yet they get support all the same.
@@rocksfire4390 eh I hear you but this is a whole new level and symbolic of an egregious disrespect to, well, everyone and everything. The fact the gop is not taking action is what should be getting the most attention, though
We let it be the norm 7 years ago when Trump became president.
The Republican party has become the party of conspiracy theories, lies, and impostors. Totally evil.
@@rocksfire4390 You're absolutely right!! They're just like Teflon Don anymore!! The loonies ARE running the looney bin now!! 😩😩😩😩
@@rocksfire4390 Yes, politicians do lie. But since the new wave of Trump and his followers, it has been just overly blatant, malicious, and inherently reckless. It can actually unravel the government from within, and the system we base the success of America on is literally under great threat from within.
Don't let Santos' absurdity distract you from his evil.
Jon Stewart
malignant narcissist + pathological liar + immoral grifter + absurd stupidity. seems the reality show "america" is recycling ideas from its first season.
I hear you, but I don't think he actually reaches "absurd." It's "inane."
If Marjorie Taylor green wants to investigate national security issues she should look into her boss’s coup attempt. Having her be in charge of that committee is like if you elected a raccoon to run the trash can committee
What do you mean by IF ?
😂😂😂
Very true!
How is it possible for Santos to get a security clearance to be on a committee !?!?
It's automatic for elected Congress people, unfortunately. Hope it doesn't go beyond Secret.
"It's been a weird couple of weeks" for the last several years now, get your $hit together America!
What does a country need to do to oust a congressperson? If this were the private sector, security would have escorted him from the building long ago.
It's very simple. A 2/3 majority of the House can expel any member for any reason or for no reason. He's hardly the first sociopath they've had in the House, but he might be the most obvious.
The FBI needs to investigate him, seriously
Believe it or not, there is no recourse. Especially if he's protected by the House leader.
@@krejados1 - His constituents can file a class action law suit for "misrepresentation". Better yet, have him face his accusers in Brazil for fraud and theft of an ailing senior. Prisons in Brazil are no joke.
@@schumi9xwdc it's for crying out loud
He’ll never be able to say “I support our troops” without bursting into flames.
Oh he'll say it, whenever it will benefit him, but it will mean nothing just as everything he says means nothing. And we can hope that these people would burst into flames, everytime they lie so egregiously, but it simply doesn't happen.
How many times has Trump said I support our troop's? And he's not even singed.
The Republican's of today are simply disgusting excuses for human being's. And they must have been absent from school when the French Revolution was being taught. It as MTG would probably say, "That was a false flag. It never happened."
Their conduct gets more and more egregious by the day and the things they want to do and are going to try to do are designed to do the mist damage possible to our Country and to the Average American (the majority of the population)! It's insanity and suicidal in my opinion.
Give power to anarchist's and lunatic's and this is what you get. There are not enough MAGA Extremist Republican's to get these people elected, which means that the few Republican's left who aren't Extremist's also voted for them (gotta own those Lib's) and Independent's and some Democrat's voted for them, too. Those people should feel nothing but shame for the rest of their lives' for their stupidity.
After Herrschel Walker I thought it couldnt get much worse, but man, this Anthony George Santos Devolder is kicking every liar's ass.
Our elected officials are held to lower standards than a janitor at a Burger King. Disgraceful
No disrespect to the janitor
I know some truly higher thinking janitors! Burger King nevertheless ....
Our apologies to janitors at Burger King. George, Canada
#Santos2024
I've worked as a janitor and have known the finest people, far more intelligent and caring than what's his name, whatever he goes by.
This is a congressional failure of accountability. No one is above the law.
This Santos will be charged with election fraud, violating campaign finance laws and tax evasion.
Trump will be indicted for espionage, obstruction of justice and insurrection.
But Congress needs to restrict presidential and congessional powers.
Just because the people elected them doesn't or shouldn't mean they're above the law.
Per the debt ceiling: this happens every time the GOP has a majority in the House. Did we forget?
They hope so.
The debt ceiling is self imposed, created by politicians for politicians to war about without fixing the real problems.
The US doesn't really owe anybody money. The US is a currency issuer. As such, it creates its own money through the treasury selling bonds and the Fed reserve buying them. The only limit to this is inflation. And as such, the interest rates were raised and more will need to be done. You and I can't print our own currency. Govt debt is different than personal or corporate debt. Govt debt is owed to itself (treasury to Fed reserve/central bank). Also, the US dollar is the primary trading currency in the world. So where the USD goes, so too do other currencies follow.
Apparently yes!
I didn’t.
They'd like us to forget. Withholding funds is the only real power they have. That and fear.
It's disgusting that there are apparently no consequences for a person pathologically lying to everyone about everything for their own benefit. As someone who was married to and fooled by a pathological liar, it hits weirdly close to home and just makes me sick that apparently society has said that's okay
I agree, Completely Anonymous
Same happened to me!!! They mever face any consequences, but there are laws against grifting! The Republicans are almost ALL criminals taking money to vote to steal our taxes to pay rich people and themselves!!!We need to reinstate the Truth in News reporting laws that Republicans passed, and get rid of “ Citizens United” a fake organization set up by them to let the corporations and foreign
Illegally donate to the Republican party, they lied to enrich their froends and themselves and attacked other countries when they KNEW it was the Saudis who were behind 9/11!!! Bush family deep into Bin Ladin family oil!!!!
A friend of mine had a heart attack and dtroke, and broke a pelvic bone in falling. We had a hustler take over fund raising, running off his friends, and while she didn't take all the money, she took enough to buy herself a new refrigerator. I heard from a man who'd worked in elder care that this sort of thing was rather common. The family is distraught and welcomes someone who seems to know how to set up fund raisers. The hustler takes some to all of the money.
Santos is the perfect distraction for the rest of our politicians putting their hands in the cookie jar while the working class pays to keep the jar full.
Absolutely! That needs to be front and centre on everyone's mind.
that is exactly what the GOP do. Evil klown show in front, serious business of transferring all wealth to the morbidly wealthy in the back. They have been doing it since Reagan.
Well said!!
Spot on! 🙌🏻
Exactly, on point.
How about instead of needless cuts to Medicare, Medicaid and Social Security we have the wealthiest among us do the right thing and like a good citizen just pay their fair share! I mean, they can't take it with em when they die! Or we, the American workforce, could always STRIKE!!
Like there isn't a labor shortage currently?
You mean like a 1st world country ?
You don’t realize that the wealthy back the Repubs so they won’t have to pay more taxes…. And convince idiots to vote against their interests in order to put them in power!
Accumulation of wealth for its own sake is their power. Most of them could care less about what happens to it when they're gone EXCEPT to leave it to their children. Great inherited wealth damages society.
Collecting money for a service dog's surgery and then running away with it disqualifies you from being a human being. Period.
All things aside, George Santos proved you really can fake it til you make it.
The fact that there are people who would gladly vote again for GS is scary. There is something seriously wrong with a society whose bar for its politicians is soooo low. 🤦♀🤦♀🤦♀
Says the woman who voted for Biden, who in their right mind would vote for a man who doesn't even know where he is half the time
Santos, or whatever his name is, is a white nationalist pathological liar like Trump. It's typical of autocratic dictators.
aka F*******
They voted for Republican, all across the ballot, they didn’t even know who he was. Stupid voters get what they deserve! They deserve him. M.T.Q. Cruz. Etc.
I’m reminded what not to do when a slab of granite crushes your fingers. They last thing you want to do is pull your hand back. Or have someone yank you back in a reflex. Your fingers will pop off. You got to stay calm. Relax, and wait until the weight is lifted.
Don’t panic. These republicans are just hurting themselves, and their base.
Sadly Rednecks and Deadheads don't understand logic or reason.
Thank you for this opportunity Joe Biden ...
Santos is security risk.
He is revered by all in the GOP house…. No joke!
@@Slo-ryde I know. That is scary.
I feel sorry for the roommate, or anyone, who has to share space with a sociopath.
It's bad enough that Santos has lied about basically everything, but to allow a dog to perish when he could have saved it was downright cruel!
We all need to call it what is: dog murder. Santos is a dog murderer.
Santos doesn’t care! The man obviously has no shame.
Friends of Pets my horses rear end! Final straw…a dog died. 🤬
Sounds like something only villains do.
As someone who loves dogs, there are no words in any language to describe just how vile George Santos (or whatever his name is) really is.
How this man is allowed to keep his job, I have no earthly idea.
There was a time when a villain stealing money from a charity raising money for disabled veteran's dying service dog is something you'd only see in a parody.
🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔 so true
Now, that parody is called the Republican Party.
Sounds like the main villain for John Wick Chapter 5
There are two solutions. One peaceful, the other violent.
The peaceful solution is to watch the 1942 USDA film *Hemp for Victory* and grow weed all across the country, out in the sun as nature intended.
The violent solution is to finish the Civil War, cull the South, burn every Confederate flag that is found, and drive the survivors into the ocean.
Americans choose the third option: sit and watch tv.
Now you can do it and still become President.
Trump did the same thing but to human children with cancer.
MTG in homeland security committee is the epitome of irony !!! MUST be a joke !?
I had an ex who lied about everything...and I mean EVERYTHING. Even his grandmother told me to ditch him. She looked super uncomfortable when we stopped in for a first time meeting. I ditched him pretty quickly even with my low self-esteem.
‘and the ancient Mayans called him that lying asshat.’ 🤌
I'm English and I love watching Stephen, the best way to be apprised of the lunacy of US politics.
ditto
Those in glass houses....
Hey, I've watched PM's Questions many times. Lunacy? Well, yeah, fair enough, but there's plenty of that in both our countries. I mean really, 3 PMs in one year? Tories are just as wacky as our Republicans, and just as dangerous, but you've got wackos on all sides. Labour and Lib-Dems don't seem much better. Tony Blair had his nose so far up GW Bush's ass that W was coughing up Tony's boogers, and things seem to have deteriorated steadily since he left office. Am I wrong?
@@lenawagenfuehr53 we are nothing compared to the Yankees lol
A break from British politics? 🤪
I'm surprised that FEMA's "legitimate translator" didn't slip in the ol' "My hovercraft is full of eels" line in the paperwork 😆
Happens all the time! I worked at a major software company and they routinely confused Slovak with Slovene, and sent everyone else badly translated letters that started "dear fat customer"...🙄 The Anglophone arrogant attitude to other languages is incredible.
This guy sounds like president material. We seem to hand people like this whatever they want.
Except according to the US Constitution, he can never be President.
I feel so bad for that vet and his dog
you should've seen the photo of the dog's tumor. it was the size of a basketball. the dog had to be euthanized a few months later after santos' said he would not give the vet the money for the surgery. poor sapphire was in pain and there was no way the owner could pay for the surgery...so putting her down was the only option remaining.
Now GS has the power to screw all vets simultaneously!
That was just heartless!
@@fernie6299 Now that this is out, has there been any fundraising for the vet? I'd donate to him in a heartbeat! If you know any links, pls share. :)
McCarthy insists that all the lies are false until proven true 🍑🕳️
Santos sounds like a perfect candidate for a 21st century GOP senator.
Putting MTG on Homeland Security is akin to putting King Herod in charge of the Congressional daycare facility.
Okay, this was the best analogy so far
"Alaska: America's frozen food aisle" AK's new state motto
If I lived in Santos' district, I would have already started a recall petition for him by now.
Unfortunately in New York state there is no election recall mechanism
Sadly, only the House can rid themselves of him. It's the Constitution, and patriots won't stomp on it lightly, like these ass-hats did on Jan6
Electing a scam artist to own the libs. Enjoy your stunt, New York.....2 years.
@@rocky171986 I live in New York state. This seems like a tremendous legal loophole that needs to be closed. Immediately. Time to change the law!
Members of Congress cannot be 'recalled' by the people. It's part of the Constitution, not controlled by any State rules. A member of Congress can only be removed by Congress itself. It requires two-thirds of the members of the specific body for an 'expulsion'. That would be highly unlikely given the GOP majority in the House.
Just hearing what Santos did to this vet.. whose dog was probably the one thing keeping him sane after the wars he endured.. makes me want crush him under my foot. he's a monster. there's no other word for him
I could think of a few other fitting terms along the lines of: beast, vile, despicable, deplorable, insane, malevolent, evil....
I ALWAYS WAIT TO HEAR THE TRUTH FROM YOU THANK YOU
Great point!! Why noone did OP research on this scammer is just unbelievable!
No one does research! It's "uncool" to have editors, fact checkers, or use voicemail. You just immediately call any number whose call you missed, even if you don't know anyone from Equatorial Guinea! (Where one of your deceased relatives left you lots of money they can't get out of the country...)
I think the idea both with Walker and Santos is that if the public doesn't find out, they have leverage with the guy to make sure he votes exactly as ordered. Walker was just too obviously brain-damaged. Santos' lies turned out to be just too obvious.
As a Dog lover this is sickening, The more I hear about this guy the more disgusted I am
As a decent human being this is sickening.
Well, he seems a big of a liar, but don't believer everything you read, as they say. Most of them are scumbag liars and you are lapping up their shite.
the more? but still gonna vote for him
Do something about it or shut up.
And a Republican held Congress that ignores it, same with Trump.
Did we break that glass ceiling? Nope, but it does feel like we're being showered with bits of glass, though. - Animaniacs.
Those were better times.
George Santos would never mess with my dog.
People that elect corrupt politicians are not victims, but accomplices-- George Orwell
Some of them but most are stupid and only believe what they see online
Good one George
@@Dontleavemedimi That's not true anymore. The MSM are the accomplices.
They could try using THEIR resources and informing the citizens!
George Orwell's papers on the use of language in persuading and deceiving people are useful, but quotes like that DON'T work anyone.
For George Santos lying is as natural as breathing.
Well, I wish he'd stop doing one or the other...
At this point, you just ask “what santos didn’t lie about?” He’d lie about things that people don’t even care about, like he is sick or some serial liar.
Him being a human, sort of? He hasn't lied about that... yet.
Santos is what is called a pathological liar.
@jedreston9254 ,yes he IS sick (sociopathy is a mental illness), and yes, he is a narcissistic personality disordered compulsive liar. People having these conditions usually also have a certain amount of charisma that blinds naive, gullible people, on one hand, and attracts birds-of-a-feather hoping to get some benefit by association, on the other hand.
@@thomasakagi7545 is he human? He's more like a sociopathic hyena.
I can't wait to see McCarthy's face when he sees Santos vote *cannot* be trusted.
MTG on Homeland security committee?? damn I feel safer already 😫😂
Vlad is very happy!
Santos stole that watch like he stole his friends scarf. I can't wait until Brazil comes and get him.
We need new laws for Congress.
We deserve better.
This is criminal.
in any other country he would have been either forced to resign or kicked out IMMEDIATELY, but noooo, in the US you can be a liar and a cheater and still be a congressman. just incredible.
It would have been SO easy to simply not elect him in the first place, but sadly, he's who the residents of that district chose to be their Congressman.
@@nancymcmonarch what is even worse is that the Ny Dems didn’t even bother vetting ANY of the GOP house opponents!…. This guy could have easily been exposed by doing a basic search!
@@Slo-ryde Hell, the majority of them in District 3 were too lazy to vote anyway, so of course they didn't care about vetting the candidates.
Perjury doesn't belong on a committee. It belongs in a cell.
Permanently
It does! Also, #thesocksstayon!
Does that include people like Hillary who answers questions with I don't remember or I don't recall she didn't actually commit perjury she just lied under oath
@Michael gregory Yes. Regardless of side, it has to be punished harshly.
Just that one side doesnit more shamelessly and dangerously.
@@michaelgregory7719 that wasn't the flex you hoped it would be. Unlike Trumpists, the rest of us want criminals to face consequences.
How can you even live with yourself after that? Like that's a homeless vet and a dog. And you stole from them. That's just lower then roaches then dirt. How could you look at yourself in the mirror after treating a man amd his dog who fought for you like that? That's just disgusting. God that makes me sick. I couldn't live with myself if I'd done that.
Santos is a narcissistic psychopath. He has no conscience and no shame as a result. He is completely out of touch with reality. His psyche or karma will erupt sooner or later.
@Cassie Nunes: Ppl who couldn't live w/themselves if they'd done anything like that quite simply DON'T do anything like that... in other words, the likes of G.S. has no problems continuing along on his merry way, in the same vein as previously... just another garden variety narcissistic sociopath!!!
0 yes, but you're a decent person, and he's a sociopath.
It’s called lack of conscience….that fits well with the GOP
He has no conscience. That's a hallmark of psychopathology. Psychopaths can do anything and feel nothing.
2:50 "And the ancient Mayans called him 'that lying *sshat' " - #LMAO and #Accurate
I don't think that Santos knows what is his truth anymore
At this point I'm expecting Santo to grab a zipper on the back of his head and pull it down to reveal it was just T**** in a costume.
Santos is a National Security risk and should not be granted a security clearance. He has a direct link to Russian money and could be a Russian asset. BTW his degrees from MIT and Oxford universities will come in handy since working for NASA for his committees.
Vlad is so smiling!
for SURE hes for sale.
I'm pretty sure the (R) next to his name already told me his status as a Russian asset - or traitor as I call them.
Greene and Santos belong in jail.
Ladies and gentlemen, I give you George Santos, the perfect republican.
Nah, not enough bigotry. A perfect republican would have claimed to have lied just for Christ.
And future presidential candidate.
so funny
More like typical!
Well, he's certainly a model Trumpublican.
Can't help but think about the circumstances under which it's illegal to lie. At some point, can't we make testimony under oath mandatory for all law makers, perhaps quarterly?
I like how republicans are basically saying you can lie as much as you want as long as you get elected and stay loyal to their party. Really laying it out there in simple terms for their voters who despite that "believe" in them. 😂🤣
I do nazi what’s going on here.
C'mon bruh. You telling me all politicians don't lie they butt off to get elected?
You naive bruh
Yes only republicans lie that’s always true❤ Democrats never lie 😂
Makes you wonder what kind of people are republicans? God I live amongst them in the birthplace of the party!
At Ro….that is because they are dumb suckers, who as circus animals have trained to vote against their interests.
Santos is the gift that keeps giving (at least to comedians).
*grift* that keeps on giving?
@@StuckinaBucketAgain
Very nice! Thanks
The grift that keeps on grifting.
#Santos2024
And the grift, that keeps on taking from homeless disabled veterans and killing the veterans service dog by stealing the money raised for her cancer surgery. Nothing funny about it.
It’s sad when you have to cheer yourself up by saying “There’s a special place in hell for all of them.”
😂 I know we are going to hear when Santos gets his face Egged in public 😂 I can’t wait. Hopefully someone films it 😂
Not going to happen when you have R after your name
I wish they would stop acting like the taxes we pay into this system belong to them.
It is the PEOPLE'S money.
I want to see George Santos's birth certificate. Not because I care where he was born, but because I want to know whether or not his name is actually George Santos.
I want to know when and how he became a US citizen or is he here on a visa or what?
Legend says santos was born out of big bang...he has lived through centuries with different names...
Damn reminds me of the series "Lucifer"... this guy is pure evil and will give Lucifer a run for his money
@@sjbock Apparently his mom, who lived in Brazil, applied for a visa in 2003 so I don't think he was born here. That's ok, but I am still interested in his immigration status: Is he here legally? Did he lie on any paperwork to be here? At least he wouldn't be eligible for the presidency.....
@@sg-vp2qg He also has a criminal record in Brazil, by the way. Falsifying public documents or some such thing.
He is a citizen, but he was not born in USA. He has several names, like most Brazilians...he just picks a d chooses aming them for his scams. He is wanted in Brazil for using a stolen checquebook. He can't be deported (as he is a US citizen) but he can be extradicted.
6:33 I was LITERALLY laughing my a** off! Well put, Stephen! LMFAO!!
George Santos is starting a GoFundMe to have your a** surgically reattached.
This man should be removed from Congress and jailed for Mass Fraud. Like thats actually terrible.
Santos doesn't embellish. What he does is embell-ish.
Personally, I’d like to give Santos a real reason for knee replacements
Your writers are great, your delivery is on point; as usual, of course. But it's just so hard to laugh at anymore
*SURVEY SAYS:* Eternal Hellfire!
Absolutely wonderful! Stephen and company hit it out of the park again.
This story has angered me more than all others about this loser Santos, or whatever the hell his name is.
My heart breaks for that veteran and his poor dog who died of cancer because Santos robbed them of their GoFundMe. Who TF steals $3,000 from a vet and his dying dog???? 🤬🤮
A Republican. Who refuses to pay his subcontractors? A Republican. Who believes that the Rothschilds have flying space lasers that set off forest fires? A Republican.
Where is John Wick when you really need him?
Or Will Smith haha.
@@couragekarnga8735 - Ooh, I see a series in the making...
"Wick & Smith, Pet Protection Service". 💥
Santos will serve on one committee and DeVolder will serve on the other committee....
As I was watching Steven talk about us hitting the debt ceiling, an Apple News headline came in at the top of my screen saying we hit it. Hooray for timing! 🙃
You forgot to mention that the dog died, Stephen. Santos is a deplorable person!!
Republicans raising their glasses to toast their latest attempt to gouge the working class: "Gentlemen, to evil!"
While trying to raise money for a new debt ceiling by cutting off benefits... let's rob the Salvation Army tin to buy ourselves some cigars!
Government should just say "We don't negotiate with terrorists"
How is this different than when the gop tried to save the US economy by refusing to pay healthcare costs for 9/11 first responders?
🥂 to evil
HERE HERE
So the Marjorie Taylor Greene oh Homeland Security? Might as well give the job to The Joker.
A politician lied? My mind is absolutely blown! How could he
Honestly what will it take for Santos to get kicked out, if that's his real name at this point? Like one thing we can all agree on that you don't steal from a Vet and his sick dog! Like no one on any side of the aisle or just being a decent human being with no labels will stand for something that heinous! 🤬
Insurrection Part 2: MTG is in charge of Homeland Security.
We are so fucked!
This could only happen when we have a justice dept that has been asleep for the past 2 years!
Stealing donated money from a sick dog? That's about as low as it gets.
Allright everyone, lets just start using "George Santos" as a verb. Example: "mom caught me coming home twenty minutes after curfew so I Geroge Santosed and said I had a flat tire" or "Oh man I totally George Santosed the midterm".
What a disgusting human being to do that to a homeless veteran! Anthony Devolder or whatever his name is must be removed Congress urgently. He is a shame to that Democratic institution.
FEMA must have consulted the 'Hungarian Phrasebook' from Monty Python. My hovercraft is full of eels!
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Santos doesn't lie with dogs so where does he get the fleas
FEMA has inconsistent standards for communication. There is no way to report abuse.
Nah, just the typical Anglophone hostility to other languages. English speakers have a long history of badly translating documents...eg Treaty of Waitangi in New Zealand
McCarthy said "I've had it with this guy... and he really knows how to represent Queens!"
Like drag 👸 because he has actually been one of them. Maybe his own constituents will show up at his speeches literally gunning for him. That is what drag dtory hour is isn't it?
Knockin’ it out o’ the park, Stephen!
DON'T FORGET that the homeless disabled veteran ended up having to PUT DOWN HIS OWN SERVICE DOG because she (the dog) couldn't get the surgery. This poor man had to mercy kill his service dog because Santos skipped with the money. Utterly fucking sickening.
George Santos is the perfect Republican: empty except for his cruelty
From the party that thought Hershel Walker should be a US Senator.
@@sjbock - You meant...
"Herschel Walker, Werewolf Ranger". 😂
Very funny now for some Biden jokes
@@sjbock Walker was more brain damaged than malicious, I think, but yeah, only thing more weird would be sending in an Alzheimer's patient to run for President.
Pssst, Raimondi...'actions speak louder than words', so we give *you:*
"President Pratfall". 😂
Febrile45*, who *fought an* ☂️...and *LOST to it.* 💨
Faltering45*, *needing TWO hands* for *all* those *teeny-tiny* bottles and cups. 🥛
Floppy45*, seen boarding "AF#1" *with toilet paper STUCK to his 👞.*
You were saying...? 💅
The Repubs don't just virtue signal anymore. They now vice signal as well.
Wow. So true.
Is there anything we can do to help out the vet and his dog, or are we past that point now?
I hope the Late Show team pulls through like they've done many times on this show to help the less fortunate.
Dog's dead. I believe some other vets got the owner a new support animal.
Is possible to call them societal goods as opposed to entitlement programs?
Nope. Too close to "socialism".
I live in Alaska, and I heard about those FEMA documents a few days ago. Crazy shit... How careless can people be?
I worked for the federal government for 15 years, I could tell you some stories. 😉
Fema hires people off the street even with serios mental illness and allows them to abuse disabled people
@@janicebunch7599 That is not true. You have to take a test to work at any of those places and someone with a serious mental illness won’t be able to pass the test. It’s a timed test and you can’t miss more than two. Most people fail it because they don’t finish it in time. When I took it, I was the only one in the room that passed. There was at least 30 people there, 75% of the people in the room couldn’t even finish the test.
@@Sandi-ke9mi I don't know how they made it through. Might have been on meds at first
@@janicebunch7599 No. They do not hire mentally ill people off the street that might have been on meds at first. Please don’t put misinformation like that out there.
"And we have a picture of the CEO for that outside company..."
You know... I saw that joke coming, but it still got a good laugh out of me anyway.